Butler citizen. (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, February 10, 1893, Image 1

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    VOL. XXX.
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JRS|U CERTAIN ••IS • • I
CROUP CURE Guaranteed to |
; CUREgM-j
PENN'A
White-Sand Oil Co.
[A. STEELSMITH, M ina-.:r, F-sitk-r, Pa ]
Dealers in Illuminating, Lubricating, Cylinder and Dynamo
Oils— all free from Lima Oil.
This Oil is made and handled by Independent Producers not c< n
nected with the Standard Oil Co., as reported.
All orders will be promptly filled. Warehouse I*ll rear of NicliO
las & Hewitt's planing mill, near West Pcnn depot, Butler, Pa
Refinery at Coraopolis, Pa., near P. & L. E. R. R.
This oil can be secured at McCrea's Feed Store on E. Jefferson St.
Are You One Of The Lucky Ones Who Will
Attend The Grand Clearance Sale At
r I 7 routman'vS^
For the next two weeks. Remember it
is not our fault if you come too late.it will
V
commence Jan. 25 and continue tiil Feb. 4.
Carpets, Cloaks, Underwear, Hosiery, |
Gloves, Corsets, Dry Goods, Flannels,
Ginghams, Calicoes, etc.
See our biff bargain counter 011 left
hand side entering store.
YOURS RESPECTFULLY.
A. Troutman & Son,
Leading Dry Goods and Carpet
House, Butler, Pa.
EVERYBODY WANTS TO MAKE MONEY.
Some try to save moDey, some iuone wfiy, others in aaotfcer wbv.
The true way to make money is to eave m'iney, bu it wi.uld not be
prudent to expect, for iD-taoee that yon ran bny an article at 50 cts. as jruod
as one yoo pay SI.OO for, '.his wonld t»e losing money
It is Simply a Matter of Business
With yoo to bar from a reliable hout*e and one that yoo kuow had ouly one
price, a house that gires one man a* much as hid neighbor 'or hi* doll ir— no
two prices.
Houses that are always advertising pood? at $1 00 worth $2 00, and aP
this kind of bosh an a rale are daugerons places to make moner in.it is used
by them ae a catch to tret yoo io their net
It would not be tafe for yoa to tak* part in any where th<-
merchant is going to lose money aod you make, for fear the merchant
would make the money and y>n lose it
We carry the largest stock and best rubber goods of any hou?e in But
ler, we giro a new pair of men's rubber boots if not satisfactory to tbe
customer free of charge, aak one of these little follow* to do this, see what
be will say to yoo, we have all these cheap or should say dear rubbers,
men's at 25 cts., cbil's 10 cts., etc., and that is all they are worth or all
adj of them are worth.
Oar stock in men's, boy's and youths' boots and is not equaled in Butler
Ilea's fine shoes at - - - - 1.00 and 1 25
" extra fine calf shoes at - - _ 200
Ladies' fine button shoes at - _ 1.00 and 1.25
" •• grain button shoes at - - - 85 cts
" slippers at _ _ _ 25 cts and 50 cts
" flannel lined shoes - - _ 75 cts
All (bese not balf price, bat regular price.
Men's wool boots and rubbers at - - _ _ 1.90
Old ladies' flannel lined shoes and slippers in great variety, we tell you
wb«t goods are and give you the lowest price No old rusty job lots in this
stock, all clean fresh goods. Come and see us.
B. C. HUSELTON.
/ RINGS)
Diamonds I ear-rings,
J_/JdlllUllUb 1 SCARF PINS,
1 STUDS,
r GENTS GOLD,
~Wf ntflips ladies
YY cllUJltr© I GENTS SILVER
LADIES CHATLAIN,
T/ , \TTr/~\l wtt ( Gold Pins. Ear-rings,
L Wt/Il y | Rings, Chains, Bracelets, Etc >
| Tea sets, castors, butter dishe-
Clil VPPWUrP ■< and everything that can 1«
- I luund in a first cla>s sto^e
RODGER BROS. \MI I £sTi>J: rkß - Bp,K ' n? "
E. GRIEB,
THE JEWELER
Mo. 139, Rorth Main St., BUTLER, PA..
lis TMT GROW
And are truf 1 to name don't come frcm large Northern
Nurseries where job lots of thousands are sold to un
scrupulous agents and labeled to suit their orders re
gardless of name. Buy ymir stock direct from home
nurseries and not from agents. for our Illus
trated Catalogue of Tri e.«, Sted>. Small Fruits, etc.
John R. & A. Murdoch,
508 Smithfield St., Pittsburg, Pa.
THE BUTLER CITIZEN.
(THE KIND I
I THAT CURES!
jonx Kii'.Krv. 2KI>,
Mtscrj. N V. m
■Dyspepsia for 2D Years
gj TRIED EVERYTHING, |j
jj|Yet 2 bottles wroughtjl
ACU R E .
9NO FICTION. BUT TRUTH "
B DA.n'A S ATxßli-i AO • .
555 CrifT- -IhireWnj grraf *ulTerer ' -===
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BP iI
SStri- «1 »n»' pr-*-rip» : b*;t cooi.i oht_ n==
■■only temporsnrreocf. I h«rr bei I \ A Hl.lH
iTO SLEKP Wi:LL r r V < winir tos=
=== the <liv nVmi ronditioc of rry d.g« <.re orgir.*.
B * bought a botLo of 91
1 DANA'S ■
J SARSAPARILJjAgj
=ir.d it HELPED ME SO «! (n==
=2thn I hooght th«* •■•cord. B»i r? that t-.;» takrm^B
■r v ttYttPEl**! A WAN ( [ Kl il.l
=«T«d I fOl Lll SLEEP WELLS
BALL \lftllT. I FEEL LIKE .%■
■ M.W MAN. Yo.r«IW ■
S ALuaena, X. Y. JOHN KIRKI Y, 2nd. 2
|H To whom it m*T cooeero—»rc will ar-H
5 q tainted with Mr. Kirk«y, and know that hf =
= wuulil not analic any atatenifnt thulH
■ wa» untnio. STEARNS &: ftNAITII. ■
= Ma»»*ua, S. Y. Drugya ?==
■ ■
= DANA'S LIVER AND KIDNEY PIUS aregg
IPloorth (heir weight In Gold. The) a rekt
_D. D. D. S. DANA'S DISEASE DE-j§
BSTROYERS. Try a bottle at our risk. H
K Dana Sartapariila Co.. Belfast. Maine. (|
ITHE KIND |
| THAT CURES |
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I
Ei mrs. rniXDA hams, ■
Ticonderoga, X. Y.
|A Victory Over Disease !|
m '•Terrible Pain in Head and m
■ Stomach!" ■
b| "My Face was one Mass of j=j
Eruptions!" *
■ "Walked the Floor Night ■
After Night!"
HI The following from Mrs. ITaras proresß|
= the WONDERFUL POWER cf DANA'S =
gj over discaa?. ■■
M Gentlemen —I «m '»4 yrassof nje. About
hh 10 remn a"** i had the Measle*
■il , ▼ V«,- IVVVfV/.B 1
gMAtIHM i -.' a > glia.c iaTtKlLg
■ KLE PAIN IX MY HEAII ( rg
SStuonths, ai.~> eevt-re t>a;n in my ttoamcKi kU P-*
= r .?td to b«* laur.d by Li\ cr Trimble. =
■ Vixhf aft«T algbl I coiu.H
Spclb'i! to ualk the floor Imu* ot thcWS
Sterrible p:tirt, and thia not all. my =
■ fare was one m:iM of ernptioß* w tudH
times aa to Im* covered alnxnt
=£ wit h crab*.. I nadyour papery ai.»l thought—
I would trv oac bottle of
DANA'S |
iSARSAPARILLA |
■■though I liad tr'.< 1 so many dif?er« nt medicine*=
M without any heip. I had but litti.' faith. Before
= ha<l taken on«* bottle I foil a great ilcal|
■ better. I hate n< w taken two, and do r.ot=r
Sf.vl like the nine woman. I eau go to bed andss
SSLEEP ALL XIOUT. The ter-H
pain ha.-: (leparted. The tire«l
= feeling I had is entirely none. M.vh
=lfaee i» well. I think one more bottle vn.!g
■cur«- me entirely Yours rewi-tfuily,
g Ticonderoga, N. Y. MRS. FRIND V IlAilS. fj |
■ To whom it may concern .—I hereby certify to
the truth of the above. P. W. HARRY, =|
Ticonderoga, N. Y. Phannaciat. ■
i Dana Sarsaparllla Co., Belfast. Maine, g
FRANK KEMPER,
DEALER IN
BLANKETS,
HARNESS,
every tiling in
horse and buggy fur
nishing goods—H ar -
ness, Collars, Whips.
Dusters, Saddles, etc.
A lso trunks and va
lises.
Repairing done on
short notice.
The largest assoi't
ment oi 5-A Horse
blankets in town will
be lound at Kemner's.
PpTmks ! 10W
fj P I\ICES is l lit motto ct our
X sto re.
If you are sick and need medicine
vou want tb<> BEST. This you cart
alwavs defend upon pcttinp from us.
we us-e nothing l>u? rtric!l» Pur«
Drujrfl in our Prescription Depart
ment. You can get the I>eft of every
thing in the 'irnz line from u?.
Our store is also headquarters for
PAIHTS, OILS, VARNISHES,
Kalsomine, Aiabasiius k
Get our pricts before you liuv
Pa'ats. and wbp; we b-ive to
off-r. We can sure you dollars OD
your paint bill
Respect ii iK
J. C. REDK'K,
Main ht.. next to Hotel Lo\vr\ .
HUTLKK, HA.
SEE These Prices on EVERGREENS.
lo.ioo Norway Suruov. 4!o>: m :te< lilgij.
hum I!.«lsani Fir. :to - ;i.-lie- iiUli, -i ... 10 ,m
Arlior Vlt:e. . !<> Id likt L> is, lo.'oiri
Scotch Pile-. ! !■> - liictiCi u : hi. Over _w
varleni T i> o ! -
FOREST THEES.V
Vello^vCottoni uto ■_'« •: .
But;ar Maple, 4»<> » la-U )•«.•<••• 1 iia. , t
G Inch. STS. «V -•lit oil: •_. VV -i
sell twice as many Hit- yi-u. On- i
overstoi ked wiiftall v.»rl-t - iml -!. i v nfi-ut
aad oriiAUMDtu: tree#, iVe <.»-i c;■ ir s.: te of
tbcm out. Send f<r prl •• M-r .
EVERGt-tN NLK-ERIES,
Evergretn, Wis.
BUTLKR, PA., FRIDAY. FEBTtUARY 1 O.
THE ASSISTANT.
A Plucky Girl and Her Lifo
Work.
"Are you the editor?" inquired the
old farmer, pausing inside the sanctnra
door.
"No," promptly replied India. "I'm
only the assistant The editor has gone
to the depot. Won't you sit down?"
She rose anil placed a box for his
seat. The only chair in the room was
a revolving one screwed to the floor be
side the desk.
The farmer had come through a sad
dler's shop to mount to the office. The
publishing 1 room was divided from this
by a temporary part ition ox pine boards.
He sat d .1 v.V.ii l.'.s hat on and
looked curiously around. leaving his
mud-spattcrcd person out of considera
tion. it was a place of oddities and be
ginnings, rough plastered, and contain
ing but two windows, which looked
north over the black street, the rapidly
springing wooden houses, the vanish
ing railroad and prairie. Some wood
cuts were pasted on the wall. A fancy
paper-weight was among the files on
the desk. A bench, pushed out at the
end. as if its occupant had just left it.
stood before a table that depended for
one corner's support on a barrel. It |
was the exchange barrel.
"Well, I come to subscribe for the
paper," said the farmer, after she had
addressed several envelopes, talking to
him about the weather as she did so.
"My brother will be glad to have
your name.'" said the assistant. "llow
shall 1 write it?"*
"Isr'l Bonebrake'6 my name." said
the farmer, going deep into his trous
ers and bringing up a ragged pocket
book which, being opened, disclosed
green banks of wealth. "What's the
amount?"
"One dollar a year, fifty cents for
six months, or twenty-five cents for
three months, payable in advance."
"You don't ask enough," remarked
Mr. Bonebrake, coming forward to lay
down his dollar. "Two dollars is the
figger for county papers. You folks
has started up with the town. You
must make it pay."
"Oh, we shall," replied the assistant.
"My brothers will advance the price
as they improve the paper."
"How many air ther' of you?"
"My two brothers and myself. One
attends to the publishing and adver
tising: the other edits. I assist. We've
heard of you. Mr. Bonebrake—you
own some stock farms about here?"
"Yes," replied the farmer, non
chalantly. "I got a cottple o' thou
sand acres or so west o' the place. The
place is growin", isn't it?"
"Wonderfully. I think it's bound to
be a grain and stock center."
"Now you talk'" said the farmer with
enthusiasm. "Why, when I came here
twenty years ago, 'twa'n't nothing but
perrara far as the eye could see. We've
planted hedges, and groves has growed
up. And six months ago the two rail
roads struck us and crossed, and here's
the town! I killed rattlesnakes where
Powell's puttin' up his ellyvator. We'll
be a city."
"It's only a question of time," said
the girl.
"So you young folks come on here
and started a paper. Had you ever run
a paper before?"
"My brothers are practical printers.
I have learned to do a great many
things."
"I bet you have," said the farmer,
with approval. "I like su.art wimmen.
Some folks doesn't; but I do."
"Oh, I just help my brothers. If the
them. In the course of a year they
hope to get a large press, and keep the
hand-presses only for jobbing. They
will have to be very close and careful,
but, if they make a good paper, I know
the people will stand by them."
"They will that!" said Mr. Bone
brake. "They won't lose for startin'
in when the town's young."
Steps on the saddler's stairs now
brought a young fellow into the room
who threw his hat; with a slam at the
table and cried out:
"I never saw such an abominable
place as this is!"
The assistant gave him a swift, salu
tary glance.
"Mr. Bonebrake," she said, "this is
the editor, Mr. Pink Bradshaw. One
of our new subscribers, Pink."
"Well, I declare," said he, "you don't
look nothin' but a boy!"
"Isn't your other brother BO older?"
inquired Mr. Bonebrake of the assis
tant.
"Younger."
"We try to make up in pluck what
we lack in years," said Pink. "But—"
"But we're open to suggestions from
old residents," said the assistant.
"Well I sejest 'keep on,'" said Mr.
Bonebrake. "Just you keep ahead."
"My brother has been thinking of
visiting you and some other prominent
stockmen," said the assistant, "to get
an article about your methods."
"All right; come ahead! We'll kill a
chicken and give you a bite to eat."
The farmer went smiling downstairs,
and the editor's assistant fixed her clear
eyes on her brother.
'•I don't care!" he said, sitting down
at his table and striking it with his
hand "You can fix it up with the old
moss-backs, first-rate, but this is a cor
ner of the earth 1 cannot endure."
"So you thought you could tread on
his local pride and not get hurt in re
turn?"
"I didn't see him when I first came
in. The mud! Just look at the mud
sticking to my feet!"
He showed the black, waxy soiL He
was a sensitive-looking, delicate-faced
young fellow, fair, blue-eyed, yet with
much reserve force apparent about
him.
"The wind rasps my very soul!"
"Did you gather any items?" in
quired the assistant, calmly, having
drawn a leaf forward and taken up her
pencil to make a local of Mr. Bone
brake's visit.
"Yes, my dear, I did. There's a mac
just got off the north train to prospect
this place for the purpose of starting
another paper. He has money. ]
talked with him, or he talked to me
He goes right to the point."
"That's what made the mud and the
wind and the place BO unendurable,"
said India. "Well, let him start it."
"And run us out in two months!"
"He won't run us out."
India rose and approached her
brother. Her face was lambent, as if
she were the spirit of fire.
"Pink Bradshaw, didn't we make up
our minds to locate here and take all
the consequences?"
"Yes."
"Am I not your oldest sister?"
"Yes."
"Didn't I educate myself and man
age to get you boys places and give
you something of a chance for your
selves?"
"Yes, my dear, you did."
"Did you ever know me to fail in
anything I undertook?"
"Never."
She rested one hand on his shoulder,
and tipped up his face to meet her
eyes.
"I have pledged myself, my health,
my life, my brains, to the success of .
3*ou two boys. Pink, I would lav my '
right hand down to be cut oft at the i
wrist if that would secure success to i
you. But instead of that, I can only
give the labor of that hand. Any
woman who honors her mea-folks and
pushes their fortunes, honors and
glorifies herself. My darling boy, if
you and Jo don't make men that 1 can
be proud of, you will ruin my life and j
dyoym it in shame/'
The youiifr man* sensitive face
kindled from hers.
"I wasn't whining:" he exclaimed as
if -spurretL "But a man ran see im
possibilities where a woman can't."'
"Thank heaven for a woman's vision,
then. 1 don't believe in impossibili
ties. I have done too many impossible
thincs while people stood by to tell me
I couldn't When 1 say I pledge my
life and brains and might to the doing
of a thing, that thine will be done."
"1 know." said Pink, with enthusi
asm: "you're the bravest girl in the
world."
"Not at all. I'm a great babv who
loves her brothers and is afraid of
snakes. But if I made up my mind,"
said India, stretching her fisted arm
before her. "to take a rattler around
t v . > . :rar it to I
f-hould do it if it covered me with bites
and killed me."
"1 believe you!" said Pink, with a
start as if he had been electrified.
"Where's inv clip and pencil? I must
get to work. You're a howler. Lady
M aebeth."
"You're a fine strung poet. Johnny
Keats. Hani the barrel and table over
this way. I want to know everything
you put in that first page article."
They consulted together, India start
ing the theme. Pink produced decorat
ed thoughts. She took out his ad
jectives and reduced his sentences. Jo
called for copy. India took it to him.
and distributed locals before the other
printer.
"Don't you want to dress up your ad
vertisements now while I set type for
you?" she said to her younger brother,
who at once washed his hands, ran
them through dark curly hair like his
sister's, and took his ruddy face away
to pore sturdily over her desk.
When the sun hung just above the
horizon, casting long shadows east
ward, India went home, stopping at
one of the wooden groceries for pro
visions. The whole town was com
posed of yellow pine excrescences,
from the first gigantic hotel to the tini
est land office.
As India approached her unfcnced
house on a path which cut across hum
mocks of wiry grass, she was looking
forward, as the thrifty assistant wom
an always does, to that time when the
boys would run their firmly established
paper alone, and she could devote her
self to the residence, lined with pic
tures, glittering with silver, full of
comforts, which would take the place
of this three-room nest. The prairie
did not bound her ambitions.
"Bnt wherever one stands," re
marked India, opening the door, "the
center of the earth is always exactly
beneath him, and the center of the
heavens exactly over his head."
"Well-nurtured girls in various cit
ies," said India to herself, "are now
sitting down to dinner, and talking
about next month's trip out of town.
But the assistant oil the Rolling City
Chronicle must light a fire and get the
boys' supper, not neglecting to darn
those last two pairs of socks while the
people are gathering."
bhe followed them back to the office
about dusk. A rising sweetness was
abroad, and the air so ciear that it cut
out every object with sharp edges.
The town herder was driving home
the cows from their free pasture up the
ridge. A freight-train far off on the
western road trailed into sight, and
p.. .'a of smoke on the northern horizon
denoted some approach along that line.
The prairie was like a mountain-pla
teau in giving one a sense of nearness
to the sky. The hemisphere of many
shaded greens pressed sharply against
the melting west.
At tii« ofiica laUia hurried to finish
whatever was beiiind on the week's is
sue, while the rest of the establish
ment set type. When the ten o'clock
passenger whizzed by, their week's
work was done. Jo and the foreman
were printing off the papers. The
rumble of the presses followed India
and Pink downstairs.
"Climbing upward in the night,"
she quoted, taking hold of his arm as
they stumbled past stores where tho
kerosene lamps were being put out.
"I wonder if I shall turn out a mere
monkey, agile in climbing'? I've al
ways been undertaking, something.
Pink, look at the constellations. Don't
they seem ready to prick us, they are
so near with their sharp points? What
a grand thing it is to accomplish in
this world! If we die to-night, our
week's work is well done; it's always
wise to be prepared for accidents."
"But what does it amount to when it
is done?" sniffed Pink. "That other
man will run us out. I haven't any
head for practical matters, India."
"Your whimpering is passed over
without notice. Did you ever think—
practical matters are just like piano
keys; if you don't touch them with
knowledge, you make discords. We
can't have a piano for about four years
yet. But when we get home, I'll take
down the banjo and plunk you a tune."
"And if we suceeed in making a pa
per here, what outlook does it give us?"
"Honor, influence, home. A seat in
the senate for you or Jo if you hit the
popular need, and care for it. In time
a trip to Europe. All the time, ex
change of prods with other minds, and
a chance to push what is good and pun
ish what is mean. At summer resorts
the well-nurtured young 1 lady may now
be entering a grand hop, but I am go
ing home with ink on my finger, and
the assurance in my soul that in some
vast future larger battles will be given
me to fight, and I shall come off victor."
Past midnight, however, the assist
ant saw her former victories crumble
before her eyes. Pink's shouting
struck her through the ear like a dag
ger. She crossed a great change while
leaping over the side of her bed. The
office was on fire, but Jo was not iu it,
for Jo had waked Pink and run off to
others for help.
India passed through a nightmare of
throwing clothing on, finding every
thing inside out or upside down. She
was running across the open prairie
with her brother, the streets rang with
cries of fire, and all the inhabitants of
a town so slightly built turned out
with terror. A crowd was already
passing pails of water from hand to
hand.
It was too late to do anything but
confine the fire, if possible, to the one
crumbling block There was at the
time no wind, and the pails were made
to do vigorous duty. In went the roof,
sending up a constellatiou which put
out half the stars.
"This is too bad, sis, ain't it now?"
said a human voice through the tumult
to India's ears. Mr. Boncbrake, the
stock farmer, was there, his whip in
hand ready for driving home.
"I was settin' up with hogs to ship
to-night!" he shouted, "and was one of
the first to see the fire. It bu'stout all
at once full blaze.''
"I'm afraid you won't get your paper
to-morrow," saifl India.
"Pshaw! You'll lose consider'ble,
won't you?"
"Burning up there is all that my
brothers and I have except a little
cheap furniture. There goes what I
have worked for since we were left
alone in the world."
"Pshaw! No insurance?"
"We were to insure the latter part of
this week. Every dollar was needed
before. But I would like," said the
assistant, shaking her finfcrer at the Sre,
"to get the better of that!"
"Pshaw!" groaned Mr. Bonebrake,
with full western sympathy.
"My brothers," said India, feeling
licr heart swell iu proportion to the ca
lamity, "will take that old tire for a
mere candle, though, to light them on
the road. And I'll help!"
"What'll you do now?"
"We'll have to g»t presses so me way. i
and start the paper again."
"Oot any backers?"'
"No."
"Yes, yon have,"-said Mr. Bonebrake,
rising also to the occasion. He pushed
through the crowd abrnptly, and got
upon a high platform in front of one of
the stores. In the midst of the roar of
fire and human lungs, he begau to 4
shout a speech, saying he did not in
tend to do so, but pluck was pluck. He
was burnt ont once himself, and had a
tornado tear him down another time.
And these yonng people was bound to
make it go; they hail the rattlesnake
killin' grit into 'em, and who'd stand
by to give them another start?
When people understood what he
was talking about, they began to con
sult among themselves. The banker
leaped upon the platform. He was a
man of few words, but remarked that
the Chronicle was an institution of the
town, and for his part he would not
have it destroyed; he would head a
paper at the bank in the morning.
Mr. Bonebrake shouted to him to head
it now, and the banker took out hi»
note-book and did so. Israel Bonebrake
adding his name and his hundreds
with an eager hand. Somebody eaUed
out that a new man had come, well
heeled to 6tart another paper: but t'ae
popular voice replied:
"Throw him in the fire!"
Other well-to-do citizeas sprang upon
the platform, and put their names and
contributions upon the paper. There
was a crowd raging to contribute. The
public-spirited enthusiasm was so great
that cheer after cheer for the Chronicle
arose, while the fire which had de
stroyed its outward presence among
them was sinking. The editor. Pink
Bradshaw, was called upon for a
speech and lifted to the platform. He
had but one boot on, but, brimming to
the lips with such appreciation of his
townspeople as made a maturer man of .
him, he spoke straight out of his poetic
heart to the hearts bearing him up in
calamity, and made what they pro
nounced a "rattling good talk." Then
his brother was put up beside him; 1
and Israel Bonebrake shouted for the
sister, who, to avoid good-natured vio- j
lence. slipped up behind the boys, put
her hands on their shoulders and looked
from the background between their
heads. A trio of representative young
Americans.
"There they stand," shouted Mr. |
Bonebrake, "as peart and gritty as |
any bunch of yearlio's I ever sec, and
here we'll stand by them. They've got
to have a good office and one o* them
big, fine printin'-presses. They'll be a
credit to this town, for these here boys j
are as full of go-ahead as a perrara-hen
is of tricks. And their sister, she'll al- j
ways—"
"Assist," said India.—Mary H. Cath
erwood, in Wide Awake.
Dividing the Siraf.
The prisoner was in the police court
for stealing a pocket book, and a shyster
interviewed him. "You want a lawyer
to defend yon, I suppose?" he said, in
sinuatingly "I'd as soon have one as >
not," replied the prisoner, "if it doesn't j
CDGt too much." "Well, I'll ouly charge
you ten dollars." "Thunderation.*"
exclaimed the prisoner; "there wm
only eleven dollars in the pocketbook.
and vou don't want more then halt of
tt, do you?"— Detroit Free Press.
"SOT IS IT."
| A 11 !
-
—Judge.
Ought to Do Well.
"He told me I was the only girl he
ever loved."'
"And told it so that you believed it?"
inquired her confidante.
"Yes."
"I would consider his offer very care
fully. He certainly ought to do well
in business."—Washington Star.
Liked Excitement.
Ltttle Jimmie—Mom. I wish you'd
let me hair grow long, an' dress me in
erreg'lar Lord Fauntleroy suit.
His Mother—Jus' hear th' lad: What
fur?
Little Jimmie—'Cause I kin lick any
boy er me size, an' then I'd have more
chances.—Good News.
A Joke.
Willigan—What's the matter, Filli
gan? Vou look its funereal as u humor
ist.
Filligan—Well, I'm thinking of turn- |
ing over a new leaf.
Willigan—That settles it. You are !
indeed a humorist.—Lippincott's Maga
zine.
The Other Way.
Ferguson—Are you going to sue Kake
ly for damages?
Ilenpeck—What for?
Ferguson—What for? Why, for run- I
rJLngoff with your wife.
Ilenpeck Great Scott! No. I'm
afraid he'll sue me. —N. Y. neraid.
They \Vcr« Not Twin®.
Mrs. M. met frequently two charming
little girls eaeh much like the other.
One morning she asked one of them: j
"Are you twins, my dear?"
With au indignant shake of her curls !
she answered: "No'm! We's bofe girls." i
—Texas Siftings.
A Qui«-k Mind < hanger.
George—l should certainly have pro
posed to Ethel last night, but for the
fact that she showed her hand.
Jack—What did you discover?
George—That she already wore an
engagement ring.—Truth.
Tbe ron 2 f .nd.
Little Dot —There's a lady gettin' up
a typewriter class, an' Susie Smart is
goin' to join.
Little Ethel—The idea! Why, she
can't even play the pif-io yet. —Good
News.
Why He Didn't 1V» t to <"« roe In.
"Come in. Jack," cried his mother,
"it's going to rain: besides, it is time
for you to take your bath."
"Baths is wetter than rain, mamma,"
returned Jack.—Harper's Young People.
No Novelty %bnnt It.
Friend—Doctor, did you ever fight a
duel?
Doctor—A duel? No, indeed. What
novelty would it be for me to kill a
man?— Wasp.
Tlif Ir.diß iaiit Nephew.
•'Go to ihe Aunt, thou sluggard!"*
He went— -.he'd give blm do more:
So he had to g-"> to h.s "uncle,"
Where o'teD he'd been before.
—Brooklyn Life.
Not a Drew lieformer.
"Does your new dross fit you well,
Clara?"'
"Oh. .splendidly! I can hardly move
or breathe in it." —Boston Globe.
Well Fixed.
Upton—De Curb's failure is a pretty
bad one, isn't it?
Downton —No, not S" bad He's
got his winter coal in.—N. Y. Weekly.
Another ifrand.
Wife—ls that one of the cigars I gave
you?
Husband—Of course not. IK>n°t you
see I am going to smoke it?— Jury
js. i ST° CK
LEVEL-GROUND- BARN.
Plan* of Oqc That Cannot He - -rpswd
for todfVnfttMf.
I here inclos# the plan of a level-
STrouad barn. After having thrre base
ment barns, I bavi« decided th t for
h'-althfulne* of stock the level-ground
' barn is the best The plan of this barn
is very simple an-! cannot be si. -passed
for convenience. The plan I send is
of the kind that I would like for my
self Anyone building it can change
various parts to suit. The fl.>or of b.irn
is four feet higher than the horse or
cow stable floors or covered yard. The
sill of the barn would come on a leeel
1 ',[ * [ J | |
J[ „ I
p» L —«OCTH rr.rr a no-? rrnsrr.i fvi
*.io. H. ton. am e. I. hi- Wr .Sore co«r» or
sheep, tOxft). an.! 14 f et hi •!;. J. hay loft ■xtww*
borses. 1-IjO acd 14 feet hi£b.
with 11. Fig I. south elevation, but is
left ont to show stables. Hay for eown
j is above them and can !>e thrown down
in feed alley D. at as many plaees as
one chooses. The hay can be put in at
end of loft or one side. The silo is at
south end of feed alley, thes making
| it convenient to feed eitner hay or en
silage. Hay for horses is about them
and can be thrown down on bars floor
and fed from floor or in shtites.
In the granary the bins a--e ali aboTe.
and grain can be drawn from bottom
i
r hn
•' . - 1
TIG. I—EAST BJVitIOS.
| E. eovrred barnyard, tbe dotteil line iho'w'.ng j
tbe loof. F. loft above rard tor *tr*w W w»u.
• in pipes. Thus a walk of 17 feet <
gets the jrrain for horses. As they are
four feet below the barn fl.wr thev can j
never get out upon it If you are keep- 1
ing sheep, grain can be drawn in feed
alley D.
The barn floor, 30x17. will hold the ;
grain in sheaf of a small farm, say 50 j
I or SO acres, for which this pian is in- j
1 tended. Larger farms most have a |
larger plan, and at threshing the straw j
can be put over the yard At F '.see |
Fig 2, east elevation i. straw can be !
put in from floor or put in at side j
11-) |[l |1
±* J t !
h I t r j i f
l.z] n> c
»
f] £ 11
jj y || |
no & —ri-A* or BAR*.
A. barn floor 17xS> B *raaarv. W*t2-. C. I
eow stable. !6tO> r». fee.! o>y. S«». E. cor
ere.l yar'. JOxJS F. ball - from bam floor j
feed alley. U. s.lo. IOiW H. bnrse stable. 1. I
doors
doors. Straw can he thrown down
from room F to horses at southeast !
corner, or to cows or sheep at north
west corner, or be thrown down )
through the floor into yard below.
You will also notice that horses, cows, j
etc., can be turned into yard from |
stables.
The covered yard has doors at north- j
west and southeast corners to drive
through when hauling manure. This
barn is 60 feet square, so to speak, i
having main barn 60x30, with an L ;
30x40, the covered yard finishing the
square. This yard should have a flat •
iron roof. Doors, windows and cupola ;
can be made to suit the builders. —R.
a Ilalstead, in Ohio Farmer.
LIVE STOCK NOTES.
I r is just as easv to convert the prod- |
ucts into (rood beef as a lower gra«le.
Vni cattle are turned into the stalk
fields, be sure that they have plenty of
| salt and water.
Okies a few cattle can be kept with
profit, when a large number wouk;
prove expensive.
Whf.XEVE* there is a drop in prices
it is the lower grades that feel the ef
I fects first and most.
Feeding the calves bran in winter
will help materially to lessen tbe evil
j results of constipation while on drj
feed
| To A considerable extent the chance
of profit in winter feeding of cattle
now lies in the making of something
unusually good —Live Stock Indicator.
Cirrck. lor Home*.
Exercise is as important for the horse
as for the human being The far a
horse, of course, gets ali that is neces
sarv, as does the draught horse of every
j kind, bnt the stable-fed horse shouJc j
I have two hours' exercise giveD to bin .
every day if he is to be welL To kee]
a horse standing idle, then take him on'
and ride or drive him long or fast is W
I ruin him. Exercise must be regular, |
| an'l may be gradually and so s»f?.y in
i creased A yonng horse needs mor» !
exercise than an old one. To promot*
health it must be moderate, at least a' |
the beginning and ending."Farmer* :
Voice.
Coming to rndtrvtandlog.
The young woman in the gay head
dress had called in response to an a<V
vertisemcnt.
"Yes, I want a good cook and general ■
housemaid." said the woman of the
house, "but six dollars a week seen* 1
pretty high."
"I never work fur less, mem."
"What will you expect in the matter J
of afternoons out?"
"You can hev two afternoons out dnr- I
in' the week, mem." said the caller, stiff- |
ly.—Chicago Tribune.
Orrat ft
The chief of police, who was dressed ;
in civilian's clothes, saw h«>w a cab t
| driver insulted and abused pc p!e who
refused to hire his vehicle. The chief. J
who refused, entered the cab and tol.i |
the jehu to drive on.
"Where shall I drive yon?" asked the ]
cab driver.
"To polite headquarters."
i "And what will 1 get?"
"About ten days."—Texas Siftings.
\ Tender *»f»»»n*e.
Wife —Here comes a friend of mine.
Let's turn into this side street nntil she
passes.
Bust and—Quarreled with her?
"No, but I don't want you to *«• her "
"Hum. Why not?"
"I know you'll admire that n-fw dres«-
of her*, and it will only w<>rry yen to
think what a riuiculous fuv» y»>u madr
, over the bills fur this cheap tsung I"* ,
gut oa.''—N- \*. Wetkiv.
FARM r .
rronoMAKifrs wagon.
% Wtc: That IT ill I Nrfcarft lr« i t*md
T«itS* u< vvll^g.
Gravel is a ttrj rsefnl material fbt
rem?. Hi 'njr. brt rr r~s a wagon **>s
for har.«!, :f»|* ;t <i.n be er>a
structet. tar t> « Uttl* ef it wiil be
used. « art* ai< t-et ter than
wajr-n it ::. ti«« bersrse the icarf oa be
(in.upe Int. nnfortenatt«y. lh«» a:,
not so no:ich .n t.-eas Is* ft re the a as..«
exclusive a.-. rt.. b . f N far the
farm work t ar*a a la* t i»r tb« d.*ad
ranta. •of >st r-• he lond mahra;
at «Bt nt. w he- - - 1,-.- read.
A wajna fn»s that wi I i!iar!utp> »*»
inaJ witii- at »f"t. I-pj. s?r| it
at far as <:r>»>reo can tw mad* f-n
easiir aa<s at Httif expense Two
p isk« eijffct inches wide and as :oc«r m
the bos 1 --i-e.! art" phi - t! on etige,
aiii fr. I -es »f the -.iim- ruate-ial
fitte t ?•> thi a ami hi- ,1 in plaor by co.
ners of heavy ahaet iron dr. lad an.:
bolted on. I See illustration. i Tie
mi'W> <—" v» )>irm tbat ivrw! tk>
botttm a <* nTtw I ur» into tM lu«n
edge of the body an-i the bottom at pe:
on beb* tiieai If a rrr !< n? bnrtT tar
»»««). t'. jh «r , .i!i'«*Br * li - ' • !»
• tone or ,*ra»f!, the nrm i» aitant N»
iengthone.!. The em'.* cf th» V*
mast n- » projt-rt fa- beyond tWUirt
at ei tiier CD*L Pttn-fra tlw forward
and rear holsters the bo-- >ro r»a-wt<
of thr-i* p.iiiUv. thr m«r.: i> or><- wot
the reach being st T. sar« The ho»-
torn p ■ -.on either it nresaw-d
so as to .Iro \ and tli# a.- "<!>
are boite-1 t.» strong* btapc-s ".has in tcra
are also Mtol to tk» crater pi.in .
They are <hort ea.«tjh to Jr>>p an.,
swing between the holsters. .a<< are
free yt the reach.
After the hat hon, one or b*h «f
the hiaged bottom flanks . an ha freed
sudden: r. or by degree*. sprwjdtng tke
grarel a long di- Lance in tlie wheel
rata. If tile gravel is needed ia »Oe
ruife ur- ,n the center of toe rnnd. the
hinges moat be b<dted to the aules o#
the bodr The nxrah'e bottaa planks
I QPI
wtrx or a »>a»«uii« »a«»a
! arc raise I an. I 'nel t pb* a «aa»ii chatn
! attache! to each end ami to a pfci.o.
. small iron rraak turu.nir a staples oa
the sules. The top of the shirs moat
be boarfc! with 'trap .ma. at Seaat as
J far aa the chaina bear apoe it. A hek
riveted to thi> top irtm slipe mtoa h««*e
ia the ihjf' of the erank. aet;eif aa a
brake la frerentiaf tbe sbwibil a? o|
the chain and aptlliac >f the load ,n
transit. Thia nafia bos caa be tran»
ferred to a set of sle ! bnfca foe winter
haulinjj of frarel. aad will work aa
well there aa oa wheels. To keep the
frit oat of the wheel thuablca a brnari
' collar at leather shoald be attaehed te
' each axle an I reach atntnat to the
I spokes ivrtr tbe hub—A HoUisCar. »
American Arricaltarist.
FACTS FOR FARMERS.
DoS't cool off the stahiee before
Biukiaf. It makes the eosra h*>td »f
ilmk uiik. ssd (rM|R#ntl| thpr WnaM
fre viol aod kick
Tit m>wt (iiSmit thiaf to teaek •
colt ia to back up. It ia not aa'arai for
him. and if be appears a little atab
born doa't rank h m.
Misasx to nse yonr horres a little
eeery day juriajr the winter. Steady
ererydaj work leada to keep the*
sonad am! in gowci health.
Srr»T ami plan for the cneiin#eear*»
work so that when *prtaf is here ton
will be ready to be up ami at it, and
know what you want to <hx
WOOD ashes, besides settiay 'ree the
ammonia of the dropping*, bleaene*
the shanks of the fowls aad shoahl not
be emptied in the p»aitry htwise
DoJ t forget the braa ata»ii &- -asjo»
ally. This aad a few roots aad apples
will do more toward keep-ny a Uorse
ia cooditioa than iacrease of rrva
w bea he is ffeltiaff a fair allostaaee
Altmk-hn the prices of e*jr« are
° timber ta winter than ia •raatr the
cost of prxMliactioa is ifreater The-e »
really ao larger proflt fmat winter
egjfs than from those prod need 1B s«a»-
j mer.
A rr**i. trap properly set will catch
tbe 'possum that kills tbe chickens.
Met it iasi.le of the boose ia frust at
• the open ta if where the *armiat eaters,
protectia«r it from the fowls bf boards
or a wire screen.
T oca farm may be wall stocked sad
yet haee room for aaore head :f only
they are properly Jireruisl We
hare known well-stocked farms where
a sheep per sere could be profitably
ad.J»d. Prairie Farmer
Ir there are no ootee shetls with a
sanny exposure foe the i*k to fre
quent they had better be confined to
the house Wjdmir m slnso aadslaa«i
injf in a winter wind do a>! pr»«nofe
health nor induce lay tag-.
Strtn cold does not .njnre weil
corn, if the corn is thorowjrhly dry It
is the eaposure to both cold ao«l -iamp
ness which injures seed corn It shoosd
be linaf Bp ia a dry place aad the
soundest and best ears should he se
lected
Dwtrvy tae W»»*
Why do weeds come up in the spriatf.
and why are tbe aaeds not destroyed
in the winter? simply because the
farmer unintentionally preserves -.hem.
lie turns them under with a plow »n
the fall below the reach of frost and
turns them up airaia to the surface ia
tbe spring- Weeds should he destroyed
before they produae seed, ami they will
soon be cleareJ from the laml. Cm the
small farms of C man aad Japan aueh a
thing as a weed ia aimoet unknown.
> nsuts
Egyptologist —They had newspaper*
in ancient Effypt.
Boat—WeHf well! Did yon find "tie'
Egyptologist- 5o; but we found a
fossil roach ami a petrified "ffic* t«weL
—V. Y. Weekly.
The ITtMr Raste-ir
Mr. Brace isppealinglys—<d»: p*haW
Mary, there goes a suspender bsattoa
off my tronsers.
Mrs. Brace (sweetly)— Sever mind,
dear; h< rre s a safety pin.—Pnek.
I'lewaatrtea.
Miss Catur-To* hare not been In so
ciety long, h»re yon?
Mian Ilafcker—So; bat I rwmVrnf
hearing abont yon when I was a mere
child.—l-.'wiiew'
llh leml Tkins-
ArfLur —I w aider how it ttr*ld to to
hare a of baseball on the Ire"
Bert— I don t. kons; it won <i >* easy
enough, though, to slide 'a the- has*a.
Harper's Young Pufk
.* | Man Mm I < jn* Mr FrWl*.
I»ris.-eDa—She looksa-. Pr las ' th*
whole world were nmler bee « rt.
Prnfte la—Well, a if - - f «t ia
She i- from Ch «•*«»».—Tosrr jr>s.
she Kfft I mat
Mr. Bkidds -W.»at e«ely I 'tk Mss
Rickt tts hast
lli. s rjsdirk—Tsa; tbev arehcr tavrd
J ■at-r'Trutb.
(
THIRO-CUASS m
III* « mlerfej how aw>elk -.nnmi im
d *■*•»» it m Ttm
tM - '. a, ■ al : jrti.r-. TUtty
ape. a* f «sr * The ru "r trt^r,
am■- i;'jr cau'.e sra "Haw
e'*i The.-. MTf a> mnaaaa *m Ar
*-nt> aad :rae pe»-pi«- ar*- rrmntft im m
an s rts .*f way fWya»» » • ...immsau
•o haw any ■ tfr-rf tflr miKai
ir. . rewj - tDrt ! -w#
«*e ma:i km- >-d «. ■- —I 11*11 isad
Nj.-k ■ uktioai > -t aa
fcaee hi. 1 h«> jaast He * -44
•b»- tvmpi' *' .it the "*eo~aiita
. w Sr- on* t,ad -ha
already s«r»t <s«
t- • • "<r- • t - » iwi hrTt m* fed sad
th-surS F - -ried sad le » "«sl he wa»
b' dbe . Wit the car haafMee*
sr..i .u> far. sway. 1» r i wur earn
not I JT. .in ais "ithnat a paam
pr» I Uare not ha«i to e-«r my pawm
pi rt at • £»e railn^d-*e- - mat r !
1 *wme i it.. tZiaeoa. rwK. taw j»as inr
=se e.-t r •*!» m ■■«,* sort f fine -j$
tlhr other w.tht a* prrwumam -wt *ha
loeai s■■■ ■■ ta» ea! under fcimrfc ae
!»r r . . >hosa am paam
i' ~- At . . ; .J -e
.It Tj. .• <f ! *4sw a ehik . msj a#
pe-ie;»n:» » S were al ■ ttt t -Tinnte
an- <tfcer |>wn' ins e. Each-tad his w»
port in '.!• a;-d ne*Sneys*w* n-aagba
Sl.* ws»i.t(»ir :hakr tr.n» •»» 'hwy tbe'r
tli.it I a-v my iin« w«s>-ar Raaanaa
rant's hare .-an 1 mtir .ken tad m
tifc- irv~. of pr «.?fc --v aad the fm»-
«U-rs -.v' . h are tafce-% fr- is h» rm •» <R
beeta tr* by "ail »» T gi-.%.nf wnt
whe-: - - f .nee pnt ->n prtsmw
ami a>«' ,am i ■ "*a the V-"ir» and *c»
tbe nr. r 1.. a fc> Penia and •hsun'ii
■rfart on -he-.r ussr»-i» n» tha wtlshs ■*# A
heria. Tjm ears had asm haas ami
e'sfcex and they are rasM ay snie
Rers siw are (*»< v n» da«»* mvt wtke
•birii-.- us --Sk and the preweers siC«a
bard bs-anls rat 'tar rhaa
OUEEN VtCTORtAS >On»
Mm* a* m « ■■»!!
The naai 11 at ana na>»r am
tond a Mil «tnca sae aarvndad slbs
thr>'fw ska essaM net bass 1 «rn sd -me
wtthont canssatr a .-er-rdwion. Tbe
sserereigm of i.mt Itrtnas dsan na«
mic. ska retifm*.. Tba* 5% the ohuin
niif hit if tka , nyk *a» in im dke
u»i> of a --inmsftae it tbe Vaa 4
• imm 1 11 smi vrnw of luadn «nit»d 'he
■»' «p»m.-iV" *• parliament and the
pie. They rewmsn hi posewr s». i-ntr as
'.hev cni» keepi a jsajortty an Ike P .a«oan
.f comm.-?. behtml thaoh. Saw. If' tbe
I . jneeta shonkl ewto a ball wka h th» gna
em.-oent wsiked la bare miaii tka
skrn ami the <ja a serndd law to aaa
«nr other aal' i"> !•» f. rj* a ymm
•acr.(hat. the-- ensiil ml .<tk(aim a
majorttv in the honae >f <a ~..,mam t aad
1 so «ss«b<' not da say*hny aad the
f I wtnakl bane to ak the min Ml 11
1 Whrse bill she had vetoed to etoan to
power They refkse to nitaaa
aaleee she sifsid the MB. 1 nalnai
» parliament wnaid he a> «»»* sad ends
fwmae wvaid ha Ms'igimat at the
«|aeen's wß'nnef to refnsa tw 4s wme
thin# wharb the p»o»ti. 1 - ; am
> tires viaiaed her to dm ate! aaiaiw shr
»' turned afs.nt eery pr» nptb aha mai.-
fan herseif stma a then as.
aaarbs '-wise pm' j'aw al. hat thaet
woald be m> oae m (<• i-wse ait'
• tor a new pat* raoe-- .sa .hats* warn
1 still bo at )m as eanta Tha ■ ware 11,
I baa tbe r.*ht of eeto, stsi!: %wa the r«F
hm> m*t been .-trr aail -.in e ITWT aad
, pmrtumil* «w*«»f date in *»ei at Brttm
• l-Mt -e 1 :«ae '
A nan -e*t. r' »>thaeit n
I thunderstorm amy tohe afcfl fte
'. the lotiowuyr remarhahle SsJe an'
pahHstied ia a New York paper* ' "Thrv
men ttsdt shatter from a thaiidirili r >
amier a ptdlanf w«law. A fiasa »t
> llgheniag stmek the tree aad taak r.
1 one ai.ta tt did aut rjtare tua m O
least, bat threw aim dme» aad
ly sttippad off tea cloth«a. wtoe* we
' harted a dtntnam of twawty mrsto T
eepianalioa ntwa is that tke ula»
were strippad from thr rrntm by t%M
aing j»t aa bark in «trrpaod !>»a
tree Tbe discharge finds a ami p»~-
1 rsr down >wta>ea the bark ami tfe*
• traak. -.H»»eitkay the auMm Ir
-1 steam ami thas M.rwta* *9 tha tor"
It is s-»npiaad that the am'* idsth -
1 bad toot me ."rwm-bed be the raaa. a
by a similar gene-att»n >•# steam thar
1 had been so espt.saoa wee re sawiagfa ts*
reed has thia** from bins aad Iham ■
Him to the gvoaad. S i'naslrly he
Sim his eat -lothrs had fmaad a toh
1 eondac*T . Han hia owa body. *
Tbrre' waa a mnhMe-aged »aa as
tha ii-rnad • antral -tntoaa tha ilto •
mn ni n says tbe Saw York Woab
attired tan halt dnrk-rad d—h turn
miml br a !tittle girl who haid a m***
i d»» wed d>dl ia her ana Be and be
the
maasd ems the •»siting rsoan. afttog
' her tmia aa sho tisl aa. aad ie««aiiaw a
ailk '-iniag at tke moot fip.mtka
' acter It was of a a arm shad»i» of rad
shot with light that 'ihmaaan »
aa she anesi. sad a< uplaof pinbai ist
dn»t riffle* mided H ito elegaaee Tbn
little' girl smtckad la -'peaed eyisd waa
. dar ami then said to her anchor
mn.why do wippose tbat 'mdv s—n bar
dress vrreg side Is » to tba
right side 'lean -
It ia not tba fn*m fur ladiea f>
to market in Wah <i. and eeea tfca tin
■■ook in great hoae-s tmmtoins u» eapeaa
herseif to the >»kes of the imartort wnam
en. It fails to the piare of the snroad
rook to +* tbe a*- o -ng. ami she pr—
frrs to paaa her lift- m tha puaatiao. %r
it has many
sto>M< tbat she e*acts :icr umasta
<ib ail she bays, aad n» prieea r ary. 'An
fesnae ihMlft» "Sba in baa.
dor . «'W*.raes aaht *hea a ai*'l«t
' is d - ..>rg«d. mat no imparaiiaa In
mo. - a-rsinst bar iim a—l
■M tod •» Mm.
1 De -—Why don't yen ga to an*
tbe IV Ptakie g-lrta aay morn?
Da Bore—Tbey are taw ito**
1 Tbey It-aee tka fr»»«at door aJarbsl
■ 1 nm: "i Uaa a new e.sry titoa f
go there -S. T Weehiy
I { "Roberts fell off a »«*>! taddrr ami
1 vaunt hart a hit."
-Sot bar*? I don't beliaaw H."
. I '"lt's fjaite true. He ftril off -he hah*
torn r-ang " Boatoa ftlwhe^
Wtoe Tae Waaey U %M 11 ess
Mr* Tattle—tow is s j>«l rime •
bay things.
f Mrs. I mttla—Tes yon ena now |T
' most anything yoa doa't araat sea»
chesp —Town T ipacs.
fe> r■ i f■« maaesa
> I Flint Bos—Did yoa esmr «a Pmt
Think tarn piny chrso biindftildaif
1 Boy—So, hat laa ha *p
! down n eaal bcua with Ma eysn opna.
| Good Sawn.
' ;1 V aatt.-r —W here is tke aaaaderer's wt**
Keeper —P'/iiow ynar man aad fum
wilt eonae to it. Ta fiml tt by *a
■cent of fiosear*—Town Tipten.
*O. tha sai"
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