Butler citizen. (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, April 29, 1892, Image 1
VOL. XXIX. Some Things You Never Knew: tOF"You never heard of Top Buggies selling as low as $45 till v. c named that price IVYou never heard of Road Wagons selling for $35 till we named the price-©fc W\ou never heard of good team work bridles selling for $1 till we told you~^3£ JSP" You never heard of hor»c collars, both team and buggy, selling for $1 till we named it~^|[ 19* You never heard of spring wagons seiling for S4O till we offered them'^Ml JOT~You never heard of Kramer wagons selling for the price we sel them at till we brought the price g&'You never heard of sweat pads selling below 50 cents till w started it~%*J| Jo"You never heird of a good top half platform spring w agon sel: ing for $75 —we have tbem""£*i •©""You never heard of single buggy harness selling for $0 tiil we started it"%s® never heard of team work harness n ith breeching and collar; j selling for $lB until this minute—we have them~fcjJl wsr L # tsr -i k -fe* We did this all for your bentfit, and have everything conrecte* 1 v/ith a driving or team outfit. We advertise-for you to call ir. am sec us in our new quarters at 128 E. Jefferson St., above the Hote ! Lowry. Don't stay away because you don't know us, we are ver. common ffien and want to get acquainted with every person in Bui- ! ler county and elsewhere. We will show you what -we have whethe. you want to buy or not. Come in and see us, we have a larger stocl > of a better grade at less money than has ever been offered by us o: any other firm. YOLRS VERY TRULY, S. B. MARTINCOURT <fc CO. S. B. MARTINCOURT. J. M. LEIGH.NER IT'S A HOODO! It never hurt* a customer, it knock «, gentle Wj our customers and thev odr wautH to know; by our illuHtratio cao nee that it is DO' like to an« CQJX -• thing upon the earth, or tbe water tinder VW tl} * eart ' , » but more ""oderful tbati ao» Wl thin* ever exhibited by Barnum or £■l Orangoutang, ouruuout and stick vou ■ammotb Mock of doe clothing, Hats. (Japs, doirts. ('ants. Underwear Collar*, Oafs, N«ck«rear, S(Hp*ader-i Unbr«|ln, Tru iks Valises Satchel * Porfta. BiHaod Pocket-books. Clothes. Hair and Tootb-brushes. Watcbe- Ohaiaa, Oharma, Ladle#'aod Q-<bw' Rings, Pim, C »lUr and CufT Button aad boodreds of articles too tedioaa to mention «b<cb we h »ve lor salt*. an< yon may Mad Call aad see oar mammoth stock o» b-tuiiful -prio* a' traction* aod joa will certaiolj say it-» a4> >d > \V- II vamn ,1 l ...Kin. for tboM who do trade with us not for ih wb >d < n<>t We d >u't b-liev. there are many who do not. bat there outfit not to he ooe person iu Hutle. Or adjoining counties left wbo does oot know that tbe ({lacH to Have ni..n»*v to gat big raloes, ia at Heck'* Btore. 121 X. Miio St Why is it that ton miaa joar chance aod waste vour baar yoo no ill will, why should we ? this is not oor funeral. w„ »r« ju tbe same merry merchant as of old. We are rollicking, jolt* fell. at riprnarlng, tip top sellers, and wben i comes to bargain* we can run v 11 •• aT. If you think we are a honey, £ >m« bu? your clot bos. and drop \ou money, aod we'll treat yon like a little sonny, for we have got the . u-rg aad tbe will; we made ap oor mind to be tbe LEADER IN OUR LINE and the raaalt ia that we lead aud the "and p!».vj Auur Bowtier airi ■ h.r ia no miauke about U. The w«rld a*.*nds Hghav- at Lh» r-al:ziM«n <• >I. fact that tbe bigb qaality and low pnres of onr go-*!* i* a r. alin and ; » fietioaary ieirend to tborie wbo have <l*hli wi h ns. vV», w»ni ' I. Clad to yoo and pleaded * 0 pat in tour b* :d« u rmi rimo«-v s»« r t , arsain with a (treat big It If you urc nof <»<i<,ar •> . u-- and be convinced that w»- art; nan: ibe fr n I.i > ».u. o»>- r the heat basis, a -qnan- den I and a <i<lur V. x .. .** , t , train k>ad far tbe World's Fair at Chicago iu 1493 and wi want \ u 1 oome in aod go along. We will faroisb von with a Round Trip Ticket, free tbe ooly eooditir<nn tb»t y«.n hoy yoot gonda nff us. For fu 'h'-r on ,•>, lara call la and aee us a's»at it. With kindest regards for »onr liberal pntroriH*!* and V"ur r<-nn*mi rsn«*i of QB to yonr many friends, we shall in ibe future endeavor to merit y• >ll confidence. 1 Yoora Very Respectfully. D. A. HECK, Champion Clothier, Hatter end Fmnuher. 121 N. Mair\ St., BUTLER, : : PA. EVERYBODY will tell you that Hitter k Ralston's wraps are the best made and the best fitting wraps in the market, and if you want muslin underwear that at Hitter & Ralston's you can secure full size %/ garments, well-made and at about the same cost as the material. But to cut the story short, it a well known fa:;t that you c P<J get all kinds of dry goods, carpets, wraps, furnishings and trimmings at the most satisfactory prices at RIT+ER& RALSTON'S ' 1 r iii ___ All Kinds of .Job Work done at the "Citizen" Office. THE BUTLER CITIZEN. Happy Mr. and Mrs. Frederick Rejoice Because Hood's Sartaparilla Rescued Their Child from Scrofula. For Scrofula, Salt Rheum, and ail other foul" humors in the blood of children or adults. Hood's Sarsaparilla is an unequalled remedy. Read this "We ar.' so thankful to Hood's Sarsapa rilla /or what It did for our little (rirl (hat we iLake this statement for the bent-atof other anxious parents and Suffering Children Our girl was a beautiful baby, fair and plump and healthy. But she was two years old, sores broke cut behind her ears and rpread rapidly over br-r head and forehead down to her eyes, ami into her neek. We consulted one of the bestphysieians In Brook lyn. but nothing did her any (food. The doc tors said it was caused by a scrofula humor In the blood, iler head became One Complete Sore offensive to the smell and dreadful to look at. Her general health waned ;n.d she would lay iu a large chair all day without any life or en ergy. The sores caused great itching raid b.irnlQ#. so that at tiini s we had to restrain Uci hands to prevent scratching. For 3 years She Suffered Fearfully with this terrible humor. Being urged to try Hood's Sarsaparilla we did so. We soon noticed that she had more life and appetite. The medicine seemed to drive out more of the humor for a short time, but Itsoon began to Subside, the itcbiuy nud burning ceaaerf, and In a few months her head became entirely ciear of the sore. She is now perfectly well, liu no evidence of the humor, and her skin is ■ lear and healthy. She seems like, an en tirely different child, in health and general appearance, from what she was before UiUng Hood's I Sarsaparilla 1 I. W. FREDERICK, 3XI Glenmore Ave., East New York, Brooklyn, K. Y. This Testimonial i Is an Illustration of what Hood's Sarsaparilla I is doing lor the sick and suffering every day, i from Maine to C»:ifornia. In the light of : these facts who can say that the work of an immense concern like ours is not beneficent? HOOD'S PILLS cure Jlver Hit, comtlpatloL. Mllouiueo. J*uudicc >■ •> headache, ludlgeitioii. c. Ileadv for All. VV K HAVE TIIK MOST COM f'LKTK STOCK IN THIS COUNTY. Everything that ia new iD Btifl Hatn. Oar $1 50 end $2.00 »'e woriHer» for the money. I ' : »» v ,iri Soft HatP, in price from *25 ctn to $5.00. All the new bl.ickn in Silk Hats. Greate-t line of Furiii* biijf Goof's we ever bHd. An inupee.f.ion wiil be mi urlvHri'Hg to any one. COLBERT & DALE, Hatters ami Furnishers, 242 '•!.»)'> •;«*«»t. : lii !»T. f: . (xe 11 Uemei\ TO ATTIKI-: YOURSF.LVF.S I \ X !•: A T AM) !•' IT TINr r, A I'. P A 1< A L , L i: 'A v i: VOIR M K A S U R i: AT Aland's*. LARGi: STOC K. BEST FACILITIES. Grand Pianos for Sale. Now In .vour 'irri" in «i!lect ;i I'l.ino; von do Dot want to huv hui on« I'Uno In *<>ir lif<- lliuw. K<i whll)'W!|if:titi«one ll Is th<; iHMt. no.' ••heajumt Ui buy a sooil on«r. PROF. MA I KH&, of tin- it I'lano »nil Oritan "urlur »i No. aix. Kmol North si., wlieri- hn 1.. '»»< «x bltloii .i iii-w invoic** »»r ipmii 11*- vi-rv bmt of mukiT* of IVml/Mi. lIM'V liuvh ,i r<i rl'h and iiii'lln* Mint, tlir action It lliflil. quid nd powerful; tlii-y w II stay In tunc longi thin nriy olh**r eiuoo mi it-coiini ~r ;» rav% •Ihvlcm ,r niuln r plm. tin i will !«• uj, t i i »how urnl cmluln '!• a.< call ind i xiunln, l» tore iiuviu elu-wiiiT* Yo, cm ~ive mioik ►iy uurchninir a I'Uim of in>\ uud u«t „t iiintriiriiiiut ihut you r. in rciv u|>oii. uml on that I will warrant or y.iruiitcu i<» klvm «utlr aatisiuction. l have made ami tuned Pianos and Organs ' o or over |iyii' t ln-riMji- kuo.v liow t« n«le<- . rfect I'UIM PIANOS AN') OH'iANS TU N K ). 21 H K. North St.. RTJTLKIi, PA. has rem»r<-d mmi'inm Mock of Wall Window Shade <, Tin ('inure* ami Frauino to that latifc rominodioriH room !■ the Aiding r huil lini/, 31l R Main ittrent The inert-awed -in- uf mv new room h allowed * lar|f'- ini-rea*# lu «foek W. A. OSHOJtN K, AKT DEALJiK, - liUIXJSK, PA I PLAYING GHOST. A Practical Joke and Its Serloua Consequences. Little Charlie Bird was left an orphan in the village of Silva at a very tender age. Pitying the poor boy's homeless, friendless condition, bluff, childless Mr. Flail took him home and cared for him in his kind, though somewhat rough, wav. until he had reached his fifteenth year. Unlike most of the Silva boys, Charlie was gentle, timid and trusting, and implicitly believed almost everything he was told. Naturally superstitious, his sensitive nature was often imposed upon by thoughtless people, who de lighted to tell him blood-curdling ghost stories until he trembled to be left by himself, even in the daytime. As for going out alone in the evening, to him it was like facing a certain and horrible death. Rough Mr. Hal), although k'.nd to Charlie in his way, had no p:.t»enee with such foolishness, as he called it So it sometimes happened that he sent him to the neighbors' on errandi after night had fallen, little thinking of the terrors tli*t the timid child conjured up on these evening missions. liright and early one morning Mr. Ilall. being in want of household sup plier. and thinking lie could purchase to hotter advantage somewhere besides at the little corner grocery, harnessed his horse and set out for Millside, a large town some twenty miles away. He ar rived there safely, bought the needed articles, and then set out on his return. But the way was long, the load heavy and the horse slow; and it was quite dark before he got through the "Seven Mile woods" which lay between the two villages. When nearly through theiti, a sudden snap and lurching of the wagon told him that a spring had 1 broken; and quite a number of pack ages were thrown off into tha ditch by the side of the road. Mr. Hall alighted, and after hunting for soino time succeeded in Coding a stout stake; this he laid across the ax les under the wagon-body t" support it. Then he loaded up the scattered bundles again and once more set out for home, where lie arrived in due season without further mishap. After caring for his horse and eating his supper, Mr. Ilale proceeded to bring in his purchases, with Charlie's assist ance. A large bundle of calico was found to be missing. "1 must hare lost it where I broke down," said Mr. HalL "Go look after it, Charlie. lam too tired and it may not be there in the morning. 1 think you will And it in the ditch by the big rock in the edge of the woods." Charlie began to make some excuse, but Mr Hull interrupted him somewhat impatiently: "Go along at once. It is time this foolishness and fright were done with. The moon is up and shining brightly now, so you can easily find it. Off with you!" Thus commanded, Charlie set off on his mission, but the timid lad's heart was beating like a triphammer. He had not got out of the village when he heard a voice behind calling him: "Hello, Charlie! Where are you going this fine evening?" Looking around he saw Ches Flint, a boy about his own age and one who had always taken great delight in frightening him, coming along the street a short distance away: •'Up to the big rock in the woods after a bundle which Mr. Hall lost," re plied Charlie, as he stopped and waited for him to come up. "Go with me, won't you?" "I'll go part way, but I don't dare pass the old graveyard on the cliff," said Ches, lowering his voice, and glanc ing mysteriously around him. "The cliff" was a steep, rugged preci pice that overhung the sea at high wa ter and a narrow strip of bowlder strewn beach when the tide was low. The Millside road ran along at a dis tance from its edge, and the old grave yard was just opposite. The sevon mile woods began a quarter of a mile further on. "Why not?" asked Charlie, quickly. "Oh! there was a murdered man buried there a good many years ago, and he can't rest easy in his grave be cause his murderer was never pun ished. He often comes out nights, dressed in a loDg, white shroud, and btands by the side of the road and groans. Lots of people have seen him, hut they don't like to tell of it for fear of being laughed at. I wouldn't go by that graveyard at night for all tlie money in Silva." < harlie was almost overcome by ter ror at this ghostly tale, but, coax as he would, Ches could not be persuaded to go the whole distance with him- At last lie agreed to go nearly to the old cemetery and wait there until Charlie got safely by it. They soon came in sight of the white and ghostly tombstones, aad then he stopped and would go no farther. Charlie begged and prayed him to go on, for he dared not return to Mr. Hall w : thout the bundle, but Ches was Im movable. Finally, mustering all his courage, Charlie darted off toward the haunted •pot. Fear lent wings to his feet and he soou passed the graveyard In safety aud disappeared around a bend in the road. As soon as he was out of sight, Ches turned and ran for home as fast as his feet would carry him. Knowiug his parents would not approve of the scheme he had formed, lie crept softly around the house into the back-yard where the week's washing still hung. Hastily snatching a licet from the linn be ugaiu darted off toward the cliff. Arrived there, he quickly wrapped himself up from head to foot. Tlieu Ue crouched down behrul on<»of tin- near est tombstones and waited. Soon In- heard the sound of quick foot steps uporoaching, and saw Charlie coming on the run. When he got just abreast of the grav-yard, u tall, white, shrouded form suddenly appeared be fore It iin Two long, phantom-like arms were stretched >ut us if to seize him, and a deep, hollow groan re sounded on the night air. lor an instautCharllc stood rooted to the spot with horror. Then, flinging down his bundle, he leaped the fence find was off toward the sea like the wind, too terrified to have idea of where ho was going. I'lies became frightened his turn, and hastily called out for him to come back, as it was only a joke; but the boy never heard him and kept cm in his un reasoning, headlong flight. Still cling ing to the sheet, Ches started in swift pursuit; but, goaded on by his terror, Charlie kept his distance. "For heaven's sake stop, or youll be over the cliff!" sereamcd Ches. Charlie heard the wild, unnatural cry, but ho did uot comprehend its meaning. Turn ing his head he threw one hasty, terror stricken glance over his shoulder. Flies was close behind him, and caught a single glimpse of his ghastly face gleaming in the moonlight; then the flying figure toppled over the edge of the cliff to au almost certain death upon the rocky shore, full forty feet be low. I'or an Instant' Ches stood horror stricken, gating at the spot where that white, ghastly face had vanMied; theu he darted off down the bill toward the neat-rat path tliat led to the foot of the cliff, a quarter of a milt? away. In a few momenta he reached it, clambered hastily dwratfjMre VatcrV ydg<». wn> BUTLER, IT*A., FRIDAY, APRIL Q9, looked lor wnat be expected ana yet dreaded to behold. But a rippling surface of shining, moonlit water was *ll thac he saw. The tide was nearly in, and the mur muring waves were lappintrthe shadowy base of the cliff; but Charlie's body was nowhere in sight. "Washed away and swallowed up by the ocean!" cried Ches, with a groan of agony. Dazed and stunned by the awful end ing of his thoughtless prank, and with a bitter but unavailing remorse in his heart, he at length crept homeward, still carrying the sheet which he had unwittingly retained throughout the whole terrible race. Silently he re placed the fatal linen upon the line, then went into the house and passed directly to bis room lest the family should notice his ghastly looks and question him as to the cause. lie threw himself upon his bed. but not to sleep. The picture of a white, terrified face sinking down, down, down to a grave in the rippling, shining water was ever before him; and slum ber fled from his uneasy pillow. Poor, pale, quiet Charlie! Two hours ago so full of life and vigor, and now lying- stark and dead under the cold, cruel waves! And he had been the cause! Could they hang him il the whole truth were discovered? He did not know. Visions of an ignominious and awful death upon the scaffold rose be fore him, and again he groaned in agony. But he would never tell! People should never know what he had done; never, never! Somehow he would con ceal it, and the truth should never be disclosed. Then that pale, lifeless face, drifting on the shining, shimmering water, and settling slowly down into its black depths, would pass before the eyes of his imagination. Ches groaned, and shook as if with an ague fit All that long, dark, horrible night he lay and wept in sleepless agony, tor mented by his guilty thoughts and ter rible imaginings. Trembling with weakness and burning with fever aud excitement, he arose from his couch at "break of day. His parents questioned him anxiously, alarmed by his looks and actions, but he would only answer that he was tired and felt unwelL Scarcely a mouthful of food passed his lips, and that he crowded down because the other members of the family were watching him, and not because he wished for it. Early in the day the tidings came that Charlie Bird bad run away. Mr. Hall had told him to go np to the big rock for a bundle the night before and he had objected. lie had been com pelled to go and had never returned. The bundle had been found in the road by the old graveyard, but of the boy there was not a single trace. Ches groaned at the first mention of Char lie's name, but all were listening breathlessly to the strange intelligence and no one noticed it. Mr. Hall would not try to find him, so the neighbors said. "If he wanted to leave those who had done so much for him, in that ungrateful manner, why, let him." And so the matter rested. I All day long Ches kept by himself as much as possible, eating little and tor mented by the terrible secret that was ! struggling to burst forth and make ' itself known to the whole world liut lie must keep it in. So he passed all that long, terrible day and another . night of sleepless grief and remorse. ' The second morning Ches arose look ing but the ghost of the merry, light hearted boy that he had been only two days before. His eyes were wild and . bloodshot, his face haggard and ghastly ! one minute and the next burning with the hectic flush of fever. He spoke In coherently, trembled when he walked, and his whole appearance was more like that of an Insane person thau one in his right mind. His parents were much alarmed about him, for his condi tion grew worse with every hour. i And so the day wore on. Darkness at last settled down upon the landscai>c, but Ches was still brooding over the horror hidden In his breast. A uiur i derer! Voices in the air seemed to j whisper the appalling word in endless reiteration, and his brain seemed on fire. I About nine o'clock in the evening Ches crept out of the window of hi* | room, to which he had retired some time before, and hurried off through the darkness. A strange, uncontrollable impulse to visit the scene of the fatal accident hod taken possession of hlxn, and was driving him on. He walked rapidly up the Millside road as far as the old graveyard, paused there, and looked fixedly at the edge of the cliff, dreading yet desiring to go on to the brink of the precipice from which Charlie Bird had fallen to his doom. As he stood there, unable to go for ward or to return, a noise at his right side startled him and caused him to turn his head. Horror of horrors! Not ten steps away from him, with face gleamiug white and ghastly iu the light of the rising moon, stood the shadowy figure of Charlie bird. Ches uttered a single wild pierciug cry and fell senseless to the earth. When he came to himbclf again ho was lying in bed in a darkened room at home, while his mother was moving about with a worn and anxious face. For a moment Ches looked around In wonder; then the memory of that awful night came back to him, and he cried out in a voice so changed and feeble that he could scarcely believe it was his own: "Great Heavens! A mur derer!" His mother stepped quickly to the door and spoke to some one outside, and a figure entered and approached hit* bedside. It was Charlie llird, alive and with the hue of health upou his face. Ches gave one look and fainted. As soon as lie became strong enough —for he had been at death's door for weeks with a brain fever—the whole utory was told to him. When Charlie heard Ches' wild cry behind him, he gave one quick glance over his shoulder and lieheld the white-robed apparition In hot pursuit. Ue made a single wild bound forward, aud felt himself falling down, down somewhere —he knew not where. lustlnctively ho intidca frantic clutch to save himself, and succeeded in catch ing hold of the tough drooping bushes that grew upon the edge of the preci pice. There be hung, suspended In mid »lr just below the summit of the cliff, while the octan rippled on the shore more than forty feet beneath him Jt was but a minute's work to clamber back to the top of the cliff, but in that minute C'lies had started on his way to the shore. Charlie saw his white, re treating form, and still nearly Insane with terror, he turned and resumed his headlong flight in the opposite direction. Without knowing or caring whither he went, so long an he es caped the specter that he fancied was pursuing him, ha plunged deep into the shadowy recesses of the Seveu Mile woods. Wbcu his terror at last began to sub side, Charlie discovered that he was ut terly and hopelessly bewildered All uight long he wandered about, trying to find his way out of th« dark and silent forest, but in vain- Ou the following day be ft till contin ued liia efforts, but he met with no bel ter success. As Is often the cue with people who lose tbe'r way, he traYeled IN A circle and so made DO progress; and be was obliged to spend another night In the gloomy forest. The next day was passed in the same way a* the first bud been, uud ho became »eiy wcaJc and f(X/tj<frr.-Mruvtirp-tia<f*mythtiiy t/j caftflX? a tew Denies ana tne oar* 01 trees uur inff all that time. At last, In the evening of the second day, he suddenly came out into a beaten road. With a thrill of jojr he recog nized it as the one leatliug frutn Silva to Mill side, und he eagerly set out upon tbe homeward way, encountering Ches by the old graveyard When he fell in a swoon, Charlie had been obliged to go for Mr. Flint in order to get him back borne. Ches soon came out of his fainting fit, but he was delirious from brain fever brought on by the mental agony that be had endured and the shock of seeing Charlie's ghost, as he supposed; and for weeks he fought a terrible bat tle with death. Sometimes he would scream for Charlie, and then he would call himself his murderer and beg them not to hang him. Charlie stood by the sick-bed and day, assisting Mr. and Mrs. i'.int and caring for Ches like a brother; but for a long time his life was despaired of. The cruel fever burned and wasted his strength and vitality till he was weaker than a little child. At last he came to himself, as has already been narrated. From the moment that the groat weight was lifted from his miud, Ches improved rapidly. Lie soon regained his health and strength, but never aft erward did he attempt to frighten any one for sport, or allow other? to do so jif he could hinder it. Charlie too, al i though never as courageous as some ! people are, lost in a tfreat measure his foolish and unreasoning cowardice dur ing his fortv-cight hours' wanderings in the Seven Mile woods. Cert:' tlt is that tin? sharp lesson was not lost on cither of the boys, and 4hey always felt deeply frrateful to the pow er that saved them from the death to which they both came so near, through the unforeseen consequences of a thoughtless boy's practical joke.—O. E Young, in Uoodall's Sun. A Faithful imagine. There is on one of the English rail ways an eugine the tenth anniversary of whoae service has just been celebra ted. It bears a famous name, that oi Charles Dickens, and it has a record quite as fine for an engine as was Dick ens' as a writer, having traversed ID the ten years of its life over one mil lion miles. It is an express engine, and can cover a mile in a minute with very little trouble. In September last it had completed ita twenty-si* hun dred and fifty-one round trips between London and Manchester, besides mak ing some ninety odd other journeys, at a total coal consumption for the ten years of twelve thousand five hundred and fifteen tons.—Harper's Young Peo ple. —At one of the grammar schools In this city the fotirth-grade pupils were, not long since, reading the story of an important battle. The text read: "Both •Ides fought with dogged pertinacity." When this point was reached a boy In one of the back seats raised bis hand and calmly inquired: "What kiwi of weapons are those'/" —Buffalo Express. —"l've struck a great scheme," Mid Briny Billing. "What is it?" asked bia partner. "We go an' git contracts for cleanin' off snow, an' den we waits fur a thaw ter come along an' do it fur oft. All we have to do is ter c'lect the money. Sec?"—Washinjfton Star. When lie Needed Water >loit. Das ha way—The plumbing in my house broke down the other day and we didn't get any water for twenty-fouj hours. Clevcrton —Uow did you manage? Dashaway—l got along all right until the next morning, and then I needed it badly.—Life. A Word of EDoooragemrot. Mr. Emerson Bean—Oh, yea. I've written poetry, of course, but I never tried to have any of it published. Miss Waldonia Uubb—Now, why don't you send it to some of tho maga zines? I've seen some frightful stuff in them lately.—Wave. At the Opera, Mr. Jason (in tbe balcony)—Jist look at Jane Ann Locut puttin' on style, will you? Before they found gas uu the old man's farm she hadn't but one dress to her back. Mrs. Jason—An' now she hain't none. —lndianapolis Journal. l'ropertle* Larking. Small Boy—Papa, I wish you'd buy me a goat. I'apa—You haven't auy harness, or cart, or— Small Boy—Don't need nono. Us boys is startin' a secret society.—Good News. . 5o Fault to Find Willi lUr I'rrai rlplloD. Mrs. BiUus—John, tho doctor bays I need a change of cliiuatc. Mr. Billus (abwirbed in his news paper)— That's all right, Maria. It'a going to be twenty degrees colder to morrow.—Chicago Tribune. Su KipUnitlon Needed. Robert (who was at the office very late last uight)—My dear, have you seen anything of my boots? She (sweetly)— Yes, love: they are down here on the hat rack.—Jury. A Hui(till«o. "I say, Jonee. you ought to have called your new paper La Grippe." "Why, sir?" "Why, because more people would have taken it, of course." —Gist. Hare Cbaai-o. Mrs. Binks—Tho paper says a west ern woman has a baby that has never cried in its life. Mr. Binks-By jove! I wonder how she'll trade.—N. Y Weekly. froof. Judge—Were you drunk when you committed the assault? Prisoner—l must have been, y" honor, 'cause the other feller 'a twice my site. —Judge. A Worthy Object. Earnestina Worker—lf I give you money, will you spend it for drink? Keggy Tom—No, mum; I'm saving up to go out west and try tho gold trurt. Puck. His Requirement*. Goaliu—l have tli wets tailort, done her know. Miss Amy. Amy—Ah! then you only need six more to make a man of you.—Truth. SOI A LA to UI.VG MATTER- Party Behind Screcu—Oli. you may laugh as much us you like; but I tell you it's uo joke to woke up and tlod you've been robbed of everything you possessed—clothing, money, valuables, all gone, even my wig and false teeth, and I am to lie married In a couple of hours, too, that's where it hurts me Dost I—Life. A ProAwtatul Opinio*. Householder— I am truing to move to the suburbs next Monday. and I'd U)m you to do the job Mover—How man; !<->®ds? "I don't know You moved tnc once, you may remember " "Yes: I needed three wagons then to get through; but that «h some yean ago.s Have yon moved since 7" "Yes, indeefl. half a dozen times." "Hum: I guess one wagon will carry all you have left."—N V Weekly Tb» KcouomJ of Politics. "Come off," said a wan! politician angTily to an opponent, "your candidate don't know the first principles of politl eal economy." "Don't he?" was the hot retort "Well, all the sameo. he paid fifty cents for a vote this morning that your man had been offering a dollar for. for a week."—Detroit Free IVess. Quoting the Doctor*. Mother—You haven't cleaned your teeth this morning Small Boy—Doctor Pullem says the time to clean teeth Is at night. Mother—But you never clean them at night. Small Boy—So'm. Doctor Fillem says the best time is in the morning Good New* A M»<le«t Legislator. Interviewer—l asked Assemblyman Seveneighths this afternoon whom be thought the greatest man in this coun try- Editor— Wl it did he say? that was a matter upon which his constituents were more competent to speak than himself.— Brooklyn Life. AS ADAPTATION. Mr. Youngpopper These slippers nay be rustically foreign, but I get no tacks In my feet all the same.—Pock. A Clever Arrangement. Briggs—ls Jagway drinking Just as bard as ever? Griggs—Worse. 80 much so that his people had to move into Hicks street Briggs—What was that for? Griggs—So that now. when he comes home late, he can tell everybody where he Uvea. —N. Y. Sun. All Daagrr Avoided. Old Gentleman—What do you hope to be when you grow up? Small Boy—l want ter be a cir a* actor. "Well, I declare! Why do you want to be a crcus actor?" "So I won't have to crawl under the tent." —Good News. Not at All. Intelligent Foreigner (to parlor car acquaintance)—l am indebted to you, •ir, for a most enjoyable afternoon and much political Information. Yon are In public life, 1 presume? Distinguished Looking American Ho, sir. I am a lieutenant governor- Chicago Tribune. A Difference to Travelers. "In your travels through Japan. Mr. Allover, did you not often observe things that shocked your—your sense of pro priety?" "Very seldom, Mlas De Prewd. I was never on the lookout for things of that kind."—Chicago Tribune. He Won Id Try. "Johnny," said Mrs. Cunun to her son, "I don't like the way you have of saying yep instead of yea. Now tell ma. won't you honestly try to break your self of it?'' "Yep," replied Johnny, with deep sin cerity.—Judge. Meat Uldlo* Examiner of Zoology (to small aspirant)— Can you tell me anything peculiar about the cuckoo in regard to nesting? Student—Yea, sir. Please, sir. he don't lay his own eggs himself, »lrl— Texas Siftings. Not to Be t itught. Mild Old Gentleman (peddling Wacta) —My dear young friend, will you per mit me— Young Mr. K. Lee Ryzer (just In from Pike) —No you don't, b" gosh! I've read all about these bunko games!— Chicago Tribune. 111* Premature UMtk. A young Frenchman of Dea Motnea, la, advertised for a wife, and aa there was no response he killed himself. If he had succeeded In getting the wife h« might have lived at least three months longer. —Judge. A Thoughtful Parent. Tho Groom—l can't see that check your father placed araog the twddla*' present* Tbe Bride—Papa la to abaent-mlndMl. lie lit his cigar with It—Life. Loss Cuivrid by luarura- Widower —Wna your late liuilaod pre pared to go? Widow—O, yes; ho »aa insured for SIO,OOO In I'iicii of three different com panies. —Texas Sifting*. rba (juration Hatltfil. Ue—How old are you. Mis* I'each blow? J She —Isn't that rather impertinent? He—Oh. excuse me. How young am you, I meant to say —Jury A llore's Reception. Kmithson—Anything I can do Ibr you. Brown? Brown Yea, call again. Yankee Blade. A Skirltc* Sale. Little Solomon—Wo lia«j * great mark-down sale at dad's store to-day, I key. Ikey—On wot? Solomon—Banta. We marked two dollar bante from dfe dollars down to three —Yankee Blade. Desirable Accuracy. School Girl—How many teeth has a baa 7 Mother—A hen hasn't any t«-etb. Why? School Girl—l am writing a comp>»- nltioo ou "The I,'aro of Poultry."—<»<**! News. To tli* I test of Her Kaowlcdc*. Maud—What did papa mean when he said he sho'ild have to tuakc oath to miiiic papers the lawyers had made out? Mabel I don't exactly know, ljut I think it's something about a blank It mortgage.—Chicago Tribune Tl»e l>r«ol Tea*. Mrs. I) incbcrkuow I think I shall call ou the new neighbors. Mr Tioucbcrkaow Do you think they an: |»opla worth knowing? Mrs. I). Yea. They own a piano lamp.—N. Y I'reaa l ujfciifrulr r "I was awfully hot at Mawsoo's ball last uiglit," said Chappie. "I was half baked." "Mawsou told me bo thought you ««!'• half baked," re tiu»ed links.— ■ » jlagar. § r 60MB ffHEEP TALK • Haad? f iala| Back-Traaaaaeat a# Cwaa aa<i I «al» In tha acco«apaarla« eat ia ahowg a ikctch at a ahaap rack and troayU I have tried all kiada I hare aeen in tl.t *n>l the old coaatry. aad I hare fona l none 1 like to wall aa thia The r-at objection to caoat ta that the flne chaff, hay Mad, etc.. get into the wool fha 19 entirely obviated ia thia rack hr plat ing a 11 inch hemlock hoard aton* the top. and then all the fine and he*? ?<—d will fall iato the lower trough, which ia uaeU fur feeding' ifraia aad ecui »jr All my rack* are placed alooir the »>de )(the »table The great objection u> having them in the crater i* that »lieep when frightened or r.alv handled *re llab'c to run again*t then ao I h* lujore<L Wh«-u the ewe has lambec! I p!ac her sad her little iamb ia a aeparat<- apart ment. 4i4 feet—of theae I have a lirf nitonber. Here we can look at her adder daily aad gira her any other at i!S* a ha-vdt imr mon« back. taction «be may and «be re mains there until her lamb i* abo>tt a week oltt, or. In other word*, ot-i enough to rough it. ao«i take all the milk the •iam will hare. Then *he and her lamb are placed with other* of about the same age. and the ewes are given their drat grain ration, which n increased in quantity, and gradually they get ensilage, to whi -h are added bran, corncob meal and Unseed oicaL Oats are too costly with aa. other wise I shoold mix them with other grams. The above mixture Is fed twice a day with aa much clover hay as they can rat, ao as t > prndace aa much and aa rich milk aa the la.n!>* will drink. The little lambn are tan-rht to eat (a side diet) aa early aa pneeiMe. and nothing gives me so much plea« >re aa to see 10 to JO of them ia a row eat ing a mixture of (rood ensilage, with crushed oata. bran, cora-sad cob aw*al and linseed cake and the best picking of clover hay. and I am not sarprW.i in the least at picking oat a pair of 50-d ir old twins that weigh 1M pound.* It is great fun for my boy* to pick out tVe Umbs. and weigh them once a ■» r. j. and often twice, and it ia on* of the ways to encourage them to in** the youngster* the beat of attention I used to be a great loser of limN from two to four months old: bat we have overcome mishaps of that sort t»y giving them good clover hay be? • -e their grain ration, a ad then eaarriee. salt, water, etc As to the quantity I give them, my idea of feeding la®'-* is the same as with regard to milking an. 1 suckling ewe*, aad that is. to gie* them all tbey will eat. but at the same tim> I want them to lick tbe corners of their maugers clean, and when it gets near feeding time that tbey are all wide awake for the neat me*. Rations -n paper are good in some respects, hot judicious judgment la feeding is more essential.—T. S. Cooper, ia Boral Sew Yorker. SELLING VEGETABLES The Beet Way flee a Uar*as ■■ *» Pl** ■■ at Hie rraaaeSs. Much depends upon the attractive ness of any product lib* vegetable-. »r small fruit In regard to quick sain sod good profit, a well arranged load of vegetables, prepared with eare. lettu.-- and cabbage, in crataa. radishes sorted and every on* in a hunch of a sue and kept under loe water until delivered, cucumbers in baskets, tomatoes ar ranged in pail* to tbey will no* bms-*. the wagon always washed clean after every trip and kept bright a«d shining, aa.i everything fre-sb aad crisp, aad livercd every day according to agree ment. ram or this*. ia the only road t«». success. The liest way for a gardener to dispose of his products is to sell direct to the consumer, and yon can do it in no way better tUau to torn salesman and deliver direct to privat* rjstom- I haw. stood ia the markets and fc> i ttecd the sales of huckster*, as t r J bartered their load at vegetable p-r haps melona. cabbage orsquashew. all '•» one ami tbe thought casa - very forcibly to my mind that tbe farm 1 er who raised these vegetables and I tlwm to the huckster and tba labor , i g man that bongbt them from tbe gr-*-rr man |«r these two middle men a l»rg • protit We were c mleaplit v eat*-r ; »ng into this garden aebeioe and I mad. up my mind that whatever we « raised should be delivered direct to the consumer if I had to deliver it ntysef. and after working in this way three years I say it Is tb* mm* satisfac* r, way of doing business. b"tb for prte Joe--r sod cmsumer -Farmers' Voice THE POULTRY VAHO FOWL* will walk away from food aa soon as tbey have enough. COAL ashes should always tm sifted before using for tbe dust bath. Yom broods should slway* b* fed seperate from lb* ol.ier ones Tut. great secrat ia raising yawng docks is not to allow them to gel wet Mas* It a rul* to clean the ne .ta «wery week and paint o»em wttb c<ml oH. til [>iw are great foragers aad 1«- . stroy many insects that bens will aot touch. Ir is n.* a good plan to feed tbe set, I ting benf. on tbe nests; tbey need a UP tie . xercise every day. ' M ski a rale to feed thr cbtekens very early in tbe morning aad late in »ha i evening jukt M fore tbey go to r>w»l i (IOOD turkeys that are la food eondl iiou are marketable at all seasons f I the year at fair prinea. either aliva «r dressed i ArTltn tbe chickens taabe a so«ct-ot I growth to run about tbey cannot weil be overfed, espveialiy l« fe*dtag to ( market A Tbr*al. - Hooray r roared tb* ftrv as »t i*ap-l Op tbe ■ hituney "Keep suU." called tbe wai****-!- «. ~o» I II put yon out."-Harper s Ybong Pro) V- ____________ It Uep*d» Khe- Oo you think Peaaiopa will b* able to b * ro * ? lie -It depends apoa hosnosA las* It will taJ » A Sure Sign. Pllklns (tb* gmeev»-Mr and his wife at ust bsv. gr.t over the lovey-dovey Ufa'heir courtship Ills Assisvyt - Wh 3^ "Oh. they red onk ns with tb-dr dinner!**- tt<s|n Jt *wa The **' •IK, you think MP » ««*»"• h ~ mother rfis.-avered that ' *•* *'P*F nigbtT" _ ■Ob. no; I explained ***h that wer* craxy LMa UtdPrea* Ataoy »*•» i* scarte •* «•** AtolcbL wU mmm •"»*•• l"«r. ere iwcrlse imalf «**■♦. Iterlee tts sfanrW^K'*"*^^ mm I—— • Cps sa4 Pawns. liriggs-finger Is gettlag la ** fP - " fa. t dude I ka l b*? Griggs Yea Yoa kaow faiUtf « business *nd ba* goa* l«dl|l# t t.f'e ship.—J' jktfe- _ N'0.25 UflNO MACMtMCNY There *i* twr. * »»r» mm hi tttto %w ar» in.iij. -i to jmr-h»*f _ every srw th m? that mom alaaf -*mWr tk actually —*<W or not or *tOm* toto *> W IT ■*»reftjy whetltor i* is tiilaplaff to IV rharu- ter of the « ifk it wwil ht pat t*> an th# firm tW Hbir ?rrrne i« n fa<m? to ?ne «wek SMrhtorry aOf fxT** i itt'md pUrw ar 4nM§ shove; in grt orf t ; iir swj uattl»»» tion to th. rr-r-* >*hm a gr*>o t«o Imi euitiv star e«w*ii».r bat ttttto wmv ir{Q dr> lh» «r«.rk fully am irtQ u| M«k !*"«■» •ma.ciljf, or |mita mhiwiintr hij (Mm r 0 a ban or mm* when a hap rai 1 >»» and hrk w ski •*• work a* a enMHmMI sa-ing: if tia*r aad labor •«. -*t Eaaehiaery r»mpf If <—d «r« tici' uui tabor >nl n Uua way Ah th* >• ■* rf quit# a n amber of -mpa hr and• wmtinTtaaal increase* the rw lt« T« much m»- ebtoory tike too much fencing is toe mock capital laveated that ia jteg Ute and does not nrtm a garni p*r *nt Ml the t«.«ner Iwii—i Jt ■ fit the work r.f ;-—par'.a# tte mQ, planting *he •■—ff. motivating and liar •ratine th# rr «pB. as a nri# aha—»to machinery lessena thm work, m—m t.me aal labor. it will aearir aiaaft ba forod ee noainl to [mi 1 liaaa aai aw. hat it m-i»t hr adapted to itm kind of work r.-q i:rr>l oi k :a arrtar to aa* the he*t re*n!t*. W , U S« as liapleiimil or tool -may «V> ftrat-eiane work aato certain c -e.^i'• ,->n* it ia of ittto raio* ander other*. «nd thia ii m anwi why an many fail to fat aa uarh oat iff this ir vestuaent a* they expected. Then, attain. the iapli-arat nay to <nS ada»te<l to tha work 11 i|iii»a<l hot tlw operator ikat not adjust it pHipetly ami in oit fkila to work 1 klaetonl; 4 In order t-> "«nrrbaaa mad mm mt* ehiovry to the -est 1 l inlafi It aha—ld i ir«t br .Pterin naff whether tha tap la ■Bent ran V used to a mi (toi to at ahaa> tasre to par the coat of tha tana—■ at. then how well ut.spted to tka kmd aaff character of the work "vqairarf at Ik snier the eooditkMa that It will a* n«e>! if you aux tka purr ha—l Tha* it* dnrability. price, eaaa of 11 ■llhi ■ men', hoth aa to sea aaff Itaiaa. mm > eompared w!t?» n'htri Oeeerally It to not a grwxl plan to expect a —hlaa aa do tow m-f h. WMta aot alwaya tot to a cnf»iHer»Wa tttoat aw iafl»a>al h«Ut to >«o a hoif iluaa Hfcrant lr>ai«a of (arm work will raraly dm atof <m of t em aa well or to aa food adaaafa aa ooa aaada <pertaiiy lor <mm pur ■ i poar It t* often tha caaa that tf it to represent >f to ha fluaff tor it tuna >nt to be rvaily gnoff far noCto inff Bnt arotd ritrvaaa Bay mm* chiwery that i* needed and ifesl eaa am nsed to sdeantav*. hat Sat mhmm mlt that y>m eaa do tba farm nark vUJkast —Farmers' Vote*. SMOOTH IMO HAW WOW. Mmm la Vafea Oaa an eg a Cmmmmm <h|iw «»r tfwt Nam* la answer to as oqotrar. «va wmf state that there ia aa* wag ta wMeb a eomnaw square or SeoMfe karma naf to oae poearsaing tb* (jn fuulpai adeaa> tages 'if .* slant-tootb imetemeaA Tto common sqnaee e»rta*al taath as oat *a first marwed. aad la tfce spaaaa Lie! ■ na the teeth tanva hotsa for tba a* tsssfc having aa .nciuialMa if aboat foety *a grees fmm tbe vertieaL TVtv may bp nearly tbe same number at leeta aa b» fore, or there aaay ba two at tb* aaw slant teeth for each am» at tfk* oM aaaa Take. f..r it-*aac*. tba sqaaaa bNI barrow n-presented ia tb* aMoagaay* iag ent. wbbrb .ias laatb faaart twt slant teeth tsrtweea tba lorma* teeth, wtucb eriUgtve silflow stan»- teeth Tbe fr.aaa sboald tee at tb* strongest w.iod, wn aa ta l>* Hgbfc tba teeth -hoaid ha -it -Seel, aad tbev may be f*t rtaad f ids flve-eigbtb* m tJirsa f. irths <»f aa I neb ta <tl imntiir if m tended a* «altieata sara beamMuM. aa they a»ay he -i>iare if inaialy far pulveruung p* .w»si soil A )eaa e Sap at harrow ivoadd Ha *mm wttb amkg <mm slant pwtb fte' *eea tbe burner aaaa. or thw-tv (s i a ail Tba sde*«tn«ea whi« h the '-iiaapMl tarraw aiweld kaea over tbe .dd oa- v >uld ha ia pmlnig over tbe hdi of -oea hwt not taarkpr ap the ; .n? - n { !»er«aing tbe irsai a •owed fir ids -1 grata, ba yalaaetatag spread atanare. metki n< laa !a»ew*ad sod. ia hs»rrowiatf webaa* wttbowe tearing tbe o ta. sad gtelag «'sat faosgh for sll rskiab ta easap* wttb .i»t <-t-srgtng tba teetb "Tbaaa abaaK be ion r ea> agb to atbra enra tdapta •» grain to pw-s frialy ander *be *—vcs<- whea .utlttvsittif them i t tbap a f. . • hiir'i -nev wtll head <k>aa bl .aches, <w "ven lesas -«'<a*y Mew U> rises si Tiaia Tak* material saeb aa harry haaaa are aab at sad tt 9 hy tS blta Wrap it sraarf tbe tsaa isrf wrare t by simply twmtiaga small www show tt near tb* top uid peaaaag «»* k»ws*r sail a littl* he low the larfaaa d '-lia •oil. These propwibas serve aasay paa pone .Paired, keeptag oat laaaea. >ab> bits and mie* and pe«.t*etiag' tba pimmf tree tn-ra the sevare heat at tba mm ia til tbe top ban g own sortb-Patla to ford this prot.- tioa. TWy two or three years andean he qamaty nail cbeaplv re-sewad a* tbpy eat nlf •I W per t »W» st tba faet«wy. tbas mab ing them vary Tbay mm teflon tbe trees *aana«» w*a«ar. and so far as I kbam ba** ariar ->MP sged tbe tree, aa erne baee bP*A' OninfS isdd Fs mae ■mlbM* Do (wi Bibi- -wry «»•? Mr Utt\m IM >«. *«••"». 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