Butler citizen. (Butler, Pa.) 1877-1922, April 15, 1892, Image 1

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    VOL. XXIX.
EVERYBODY
will tell you that Ritter <te Ralston's
wraps are the best made and the best
fitting wraps in the market, and it you
want muslin underwear that at Ritter
& Ralston's you can secure full size
o-arments, well-made and at about the'
©
same cost as the material. But to cut
the story short, it a well known fact
that you CPJ get all kinds of dry
goods, carpets, wraps, furnishings and
trimmings at the most satisfactory
prices at
RITTER & RALSTON'S
HUSELTON'S SH OES!
f > Worth Looking
1, t Into.
v«v " Our Boots and Shoes are rnakintr
an "on the sands of time."
„ . . ...... _ We help rur customers to make their
• 'i walk in life easy hy fining them with
-,/ Shoes that fit their feet comfortably,
'j % We pay special attention to this, as no
Boot or Shoe will wear well that doe*
not fti properly. Thim m iiuo tr»ult nl >iiiii*.iM lite witliat
toere ir, br 111 flcr.i
A.II oar fir m4«tt r. 11 ;»rjt iM j >llr \ 1 all hi •'« i 1 *-«n m
well a* qaility of nt >.;k. »f,».
Wo kwp tin kia i t'lit urill fi •, 0» □ ''»**. 1»' / 111 v li*. v 1 knj th-?
best At the lowest pricaa.
We d »a'i
krt old, old chestnut, but am d»s iy <"r> biv I\[j 1 lim 4i ■ S1 >» 1 SI 00
th»t cuoQQt bd m-itahe'i-*icbnr fir S r >rlt v v>i r . *Mif •>' iir
L*ii«M entire line frou f 1.25, $1 50. si.o). $2 r »). ill $Mi ul 11 •s».')»
and $4 50.
Don't you get tired of s»ni felliv* il» a< r <
they My giorU ~r# beiaf 3lia{httr4l v. *ir >*i * * 1 •> i 1 11 ■ ; '.it
this or thit Bits B»»t h -nlli 1 r v -. ji )>y.• 1«J 1 > • t 1 •< * jut
one of in tbiufj, iti'.luf iljt? oili 1 >* • i 11' 1• 1 • 11 1; th>*
truth, recollect thes 4 lib >r il f-tll >'V <'l > i'~, I> t < iu nil". r»il' i-< nor
h»pj dear at the low p-icei ovo*l ifu* jr 11 so f i l au I n m »vji* 11 v
after yon wear them
It seems useless to quote a 1 >nj lut jf o*i m » 1 w > 1 ;1 1 Ir, j 11 j * unles'
yon see the go}ds, bat if r>>i Witt tb* bt*!, B i.*-i ') > > < 1 Sl') > >«« 1 t»
5 yoa «?er saw yon can get it here, a Mm'-» 8 > >t -it $1 50 'Hid I*< i'-» Si ie<
at 25, 50 and 75 cts , Boy's fine Shoes *t 85 on., thus **■.> no
humbug to pull you in. neither are they sold at
so oghts onr ths do^av
Hare a lot Misses Rubbers at 10 cts. a pair and thsr are not w »rtb 30
eta. either, recollect we btre the largest sto:k to select from, bist g>ids and
lowest prices, we don't bvHle in? old jobs, sold chiao on accmnt of some
imperfections, bat solid, new and desirable liaes-it r.he lowist pi*ic*.
B. O. HUBELTON, - - - 102 N. MAIM ST., BUTLKS PA
Better Late Than Never.
ONLY A FEW DAYS MORE AND
Bickers Great Odd and End Sale Will
Close.
The Attention of Shrewd Cash Buyers is
Called to this ad.
The Following Goods Must Be Sold At Once
180 pairs Ladies' Fine Doogob. Button Shoes $1 00.
260 " " " Grains " '• 90 c-nts
280 " " " Gaiters - - 50 "
210 " " " Foxed Gaiters - 60 "
240 " " " Grain Slippers - - 50 '•
190 " " Oil Grain Shoes - 75 "
120 " Old Ladies' Fine Shoes - - SI.OO.
410 " Ladies' Brussell Slippers - - 25 ceuts.
20 Cases of Ladies' Fine Kid Walking Shoes T ppad 75 ce' ts
The above mentioned Goods are at Half Prices.
Read on, Dear Readers, Read on.
320 pairs Men's Fine BolT Congress Shoes at sl.lO.
290 " " " A Calf Lace Shoes Tipped 90
380 " •* Working Shoes (former price 1.25) 85.
310 " " French Calf and Kangaroo Shoes $2.00.
290 " Boys' Sue Lace Shoes 3to 5 - $1 00.
600 *' •• Working " " 1 85.
240 " Youths' Fine Button Shoes high cut 75.
Men's and Ladies' Cloth Slippers at Your own Price.
410 pairs Children's Spring heel bhoes at 40.
390 " " fancy tip Shoes at 35.
520 " " plain Shoes - 25.
120 " Misaea' fine Grain Button Shoes 85.
These Goods are All Warranted
to be perfect in every respect and they are only «old a: prices named on
them to make room for new goods, if you want to get -some footwear
cheap, take in this Sale.
ifew Sprind Goods Arriving
almost every day, and too much cannot be said in praise of them; ask to see
our line oi Walking Shoes and Slippers, and also our line of children's fancy
Walking Shoes in Red and Black. A beautiful line of Ladies' White Kid
Slippers very cheap, don'l boy any Shoes until you have looked over my
stodt and learned prices. Bhoea were never cheaper than they are now.
Misses' Rubbers Free of Charge
for 10 daya I will give a pair of Misses' Rubbers any Size from 11 to 2 free
of charge with every purchase of *1 .25; and with every pair of Ladies'
Bhoes from $2.50 np, 1 will give a pair of
Ladles' Rubbers Free of Charge-
Remember this offer holds good for 10 days only and if you wani
rubbers for nothing, jou must get here on or before the expiration of this
time.
■RMKy Remember The Place,
JOHN BICKEL.
BUTLER, - -- -- -- -- PENN'A
All Kinds of Job Work done
at the "Citizen" Office.
THE- BUTLER CITIZEN.
MRS. W. J
Is the wtfe of one of the best known phar
macists In New naven, doing business at 141
Dlxwell Ave., and ex-presldentof the Connec
ticut Pharmaceutical Association. He says:
"My wife was for several years 111 bad
health, due to A complication of disorders.
Friends persuaded Iter to take Hood's Suraa
parllla; she took 0 or 8 bottles and Is cer
tainly a great deal better since, hi every way."
Mrs. Martha Reed of 1835 Kamsey street,
Baltimore, Md., voluntarily says:
" For over 2 years I suffered with a
Complication of Diseases
Ull the summer found me a confirmed Invalid,
blood poor, appetite gone, bowels out of
order, and I was rai«rroble in mind nn.i
t»«dy. t read of such wonderful cure? per
formed by Hood's Sirsaparilla that, at last.
I thought I would try a bottle, as, If It didn't
make me better. It could not make mo worse.
It did mako me better, and on my third bottle
I found myself almost
A New Woman
I will gladly convince any lady, as I h&vs
iroved to myself, that purifying aud eurlch
.ng the blood, which Hood's Sarsaparllla does
) perfection, Is the best Co«iitati«nal
( rcatmrnt, and ill many cases, does away
th all f.»cal Treatment in the many dls
-- es with which women are afflicted." Try It.
HOOD'S
Sarsapar;.la is es
pecially adapted
For Ladies
-.id will cure difficulties peculiar to the sei.
N. B. Be sure to get Hood's Sarsaparllla.
HOOD'B PIL L 8 cure liter ilia, constipation
.liousneflfl, Jaundice, flick lit-adflche, tndlgflitiuu.
c. ryiUdrniKliti. Prli e cwtl.
PROFESSIONAL < AKI)>.
• —*
OsEPII W MILLER, M. D
Physiciati and Surgeon,
office and residence at 338 . Main St. Bntler.
fi.
Dr. N. M. HOOVER,
IST K. Wayne St., office hours. 10 to 12 M. and
I 0 3 P.M.
L. M. REINSEL, VI. D ,
PHYSICIAN' AND SCKUKON.
Office and residence at 127 E. Cunningham Si
L BLACK,
PHYSICIAN AND 9UROKON,
<ew Troutman Building. Butler, l'a.
K. N. LEAKE. M. I). J. K MANN. M. I
Specialties: Specialties:
Gynaecology and Sue- Eye. Ear. Nose all
gery. Throat.
DRS. LEAKE & MANN,
Butler, Pa.
G- M ZIMMERMAN.
enYStCIAN AND SUROKON.
Jitioe al No. 4fi, s. Main street, over Frank
:o's I>> iig Store. Butler. Pa.
SAMUEL M. BIPPUS.
Physician and Surgeon.
No. 22 East Jefferson St., Bi tier. Pa.
V. McALPINE,
Denlis-t,
s now permanently located at 120 South Mai
Street Butler. Pa., in room* formerly o ei-.p!-
My l)r. rt'aldron.
l)K. S A.JO! NSTON
il- fc I'l ST. - - BUTLER. r>
Coli Killing Painless K<'r -iii of T. -c■
iud -\rtitii i li reetu without pi i ••- i sih* • -.it,
MttOUS OXlde or VlfA'lzei All CT t oca
\nsesthetie*
office o er Millers Grocery ' .ist of l.uw>
HoUae.
Otlice closed tVediiesdu}* ami I'ltuisd
i J. DONALDSON, r;onl i.
butler, Fenn'a.
Artificial Teeth Inserted n tlie iiilist
•\ed plan. Odd billing ■ special!}. I >'
'•r Sen a u IN' loi hmg S' or".
< h. L. IV: eg UIS lO'
AMI si k« l-.i >»u,
umi k KKAK Diamond ITIUK. <'
A. B. . VIcKARLAND.
Atl'v at Law anil Nut-iry Public- nice iit -
>umoud St —oppwlte tile court UOUN •
•ad tloor.
H. Q. WAI K;. R,
uUer, l'.t.
J M. PAIMER,
Atlorney-at-Law.
oflice—Between I'ostolllce ami Diamond, Hu
ler. Pa.
A. T. SCO I T,
ATTO UN EV-AT- LAW.
Office at No. 8, South Diamond. B itler. Pa.
A. M. CHRISTLEY,
ATIOKNEV AT LAW.
Office second floor. Anderson K1 k. Main St
near Court House, Butler, Pa.
J. W HUTCHISON,
attokney at law.
Office on second floor of the 11 ust'lton block.
Diamond, Butler, Pa.. Koom No. 1.
IRA McJUNKIN.
Attorney at Law. Office at No. IT, East Jeffer
son St., Butler. Pa.
W. C. FINDLEY,
Attorney at law and Heal Estate Aireul. <»
'ce rear of L. Z. Mitchell's office on north sld
if Diamond, Butler, Pa.
H. H. GOUCHER.
Vttorney-at-law. Office on second floor o'
Anderson building, near Court House, liutler
Pa.
NEWTON BLACK.
Att'v at Law—office on South sldejof Diamond
Butler. Pa.
G. D. HARVEY,
Contractor and builder in brick work, grate
and m intel setting and all kinds of brick-laving
aspeclalty. Also dealer in bane) lime. Warn
pum loo.»e lime, cements. National, fori lam'
and all best grades In the market. Calcined
plaster, plaster hair. King's cement, fli* brick
tile, wlilie sand and river sand. Main olll'-e 31*
N. M 'lu street, and all orders left at ware house
Win IWwflv* prompt delivery. Terms resgtmatfre.
HIS LAST TRICK.
Why Tod and His Mother Left
the Circus.
Everything had seemed to come tc
Ted by instinct until he was taught the
great "ring trick." He had been born
in the circus, and long before he could
walk was used to riding round and
round the ring on the "learned pony,"
swinging his bare legs defiantly and
crowing with g'.ee every time he passed
the starting post He climbed ladders
and poles, holding on by his chubby
little bauds, as soon as he could toddle
alone, and crept into risky places
where, as the whole troupe used to say,
watching him with joy and pride, he
was obliged to "hang on by his eye
lids."
When he was five years old he used
to perform regularly with old Renny,
the famous •'bareback rider," in the
"wild Indian" act. All the glitter,
color, stir, life of the circus was the
joy of the youngster's existence. He
was so used to the sight of expert
riders and acrobats going through their
parts he hail no thought of any possi
ble danger attending their exploits,
and all that others could do he felt he
could do and longed to do. llis father
had been the wonderful rider,
Llewellcn, killed, unluckily, by a kick
fron his favorite horse's hoof just as
hi carelessly stopped to feel the fet
lock. That was when Ted was but
two years old, and Llewellcn had been
so much beloved that the company
adopted the. boy. as it were, and took
pride irt his cleverness anil promise, for
there could l>e no doubt that nature
had given him the true eye, the steady
liL-ad, the indomitable nerve and the
quick sense of the laws of balance,
which are needed by a man whose pro
fession it is to dangle 'twist heaven and
earth. His mother was a farmer's
daughter, who had made a romantic
match by running away with the
handsome Llcwellen. She had re
mained in the company after her hus
band's early death as a sort of "ward
robe woman." It was she who refur
bished the old costumes, braiding thein
with tinsel, and sewing on fresh
spangles; she regilded and restarred
golden crowns, and added fresh skirts
to the airy exuberance of the circus
queens. She was called Mrs. Llewel
lcn. and she and her boy lived in a
small compartment of the great prop
erty vail, which, when the show moved
from town to town, was drawn l>y six
white horses. Few experiences pleased
Ted better than this sort of royal
progress, which, in spite of its grand
eur. was extremely convenient, since
his mother could cook their meals or
go on with her sewing while they
were in motion, and Ted could eat his
bread and butter while he nodded and
waved to the boys gathered at every
corner to welcome the splendid pro
cession. Ted had learned to read from
the great, tlariug hand-bills: "Greatest
Show in the Universe," "The Un
cqualed and .Matchless Troupe," etc.,
and his heart had thrilled with a sud
den conviction of his own preeminence
when he spelled out "Master Edward
Llewellen. the Remarkable Infant
Rider and Acrobat." Rut, after all,
his pride was in the fact of his belong
ing to the circus, and not in himself.
For all the members of the troupe
were so interesting, so superior. There
was old Renny—not that he was old,
but so "called to distinguish him from
young Renny, the lion tamer. Actual
ly, there was nothing that old Renny
could not do; it was he who performed
tht*famous country-bumpkin trick, at
which Ted was never tired of gazing;
in the first place mounting the horse
on the wrong side and holding on by
the mane as if he were going to fall
off; then, after committing every pos
sible blunder, suddenly showing his
real powers and going through a scries
of dazzling transformations until he
emerged the inimitable Renny, the
king of the circus. Then there was
the clown, a great friend of Ted's; a
quiet, melancholy fellow who played
the banjo, and the lady riders, chief of
whom were Mrs. Rill and Miss Fanny,
rival queens of the circus. All were so
accomplished, so splendid in their at
tire (at least on oecasions) and BO kind
and tender to Ted it was little wonder
if he thought it the finest life in the
world. At times when his mother
sighed over her work it disturbed him
to think that she was not thoroughly
happy and contented, but no doubt, he
said to himself, she was thinking about
his father.
Still, much as Ted delighted in the
excitements of his life, the climbing,
vaulting, balancing, and above all the
riding when he leaned forward "drink
ing in the wind of his own speed," he
was happiest on Sundays, when it
seemed to him in the sudden hush as if
the very heart of the world had stopped
beating. 1 h6n in bad weather he and
his mother could shut themselves up in
their own little nest, or if it were fiue
were free to wander outside the town
into the fields. It-was only at such times
that his mother really talked, but
alone with her boy she would string
out stories about the old farm where
she had spent her happy, free girlhood.
Ted heard about the old house with its
pent-roof and gables; the well by its
side, with its long sweep, which
moved with a mournful, musical creak
when the bucket was lowered. He
was used to lions and tigers, aud there
was satisfaction in the descriptions of
the soit-eyed oxt-n and cows—all the
tender, patient creatures of the farm,
besides the fierce turkey gobblers,
hens and fle.ffy downy chickens. Close
by the farm ran a little river, where
the geese aud ducks paddled, and on the
other side was the wood, where there
were always rustles and murmurs,
where nuts pattered down in the au
tumn, and squirrels whisked their tails
and chattered in defiance of the In
truders who poached oil their winter
stores. The garden and the orchard,
too, were something to hear about
Ted knew every flower which grew iu
the borders, and his mouth watered at
the account of the apples, white and
red, which ripened on the hillside. It
is a great deal to know as much about
the world as Ted did, so he used to teU
old Renny about the farm which was
to him such a wonderful fairy tale.
"Pity, now, your mother couldn't go
home and take you to see her folks,"
said Renny.
"Go home aud take me?" said Ted.
"Why, could she?"
"Why not?" said Renny.
This new and startling idea dawning
on Ted's mind took his breath away.
"Mother," he cried, running to her,
"Why don't you take me down to sea
grandfather and irrandmother and the
flowers and th« apples?"
"Ah. why not?" burst out the home
sick woman, with a bitter cry. "Re
cause I gave that all up when 1 ran
away with your father. Rccause they
wouldn't speak to mc; no, not if I went
down on my knees to them."
"Why wouldn't they speak to you?"
said Ted, aghast
"Because I belong to a circus," she
replied.
Ted comprehended the pain behind
his mother's words, although he did not
understand the words themselves. Ho .
was, indeed, really amazed that any
body should not be proud to know the
distinguished people he was used to.
But be realized now that the reason
that his mother sighed sometimes was
that she felt shut out from the old para- j
dise, and he began to sigh too. Per
haps lie was tired; perhaps he had, in
his energy, gone a little bej-ond
his childish strength, but ha began to
feel freUed by the noise of the circus
■»nd a (.'yriouj IromeSjqltnegy^gt^Vii^
BUTLER, FHII3A.Y, APHIL 1 1 Hi>■>.
mm tor me wmsper ot tne lorest, me
early morning rush of the birds, and
sight of animals not trained and kept
in cages, but playing about the fields.
He longed to climb the hill and meet
the wind roady t<jbv!ffet him when he
reached the top, and to dabble his
feet in the cool stream where his
mother's brothers used to swim on
summer afternoons The season was
hot, and on nights when the animals
were restless, when the lions roared
and lashed the bars with their tails
and the tigers, snarling, paced their
cages, and the hyenas yelled, a id the
elephants trumpeted, and the horses,
frightened, snorted and stamped in
their stalls, Ted could not sleep- There
was no air to breathe and the many
scouts made him loDg for the 6elds of
clover and the garden with its bed of
mignonette.
vMotlicr," he burst out, "why don't
thev like the circus?"
"Who?" said his mother, startled.
She sat late on her sewing as usual;
but she had supposed the boy was fast
asleep.
"Why, grand father and grandmother
and the rest of them."
"Some people don't like a circus,
Ted," she said, gently. "It's just a
feeling."
"Rut it's the greatest show on earth."
"I know it's a great thing in ita
way," said Mrs. Llcwellen, "but you
see, Ted, my family arc quiet people
and their way is different. I suppose
it is partly the tights and the spangles
and the crowns, the gaudy make-be
lieve, which made father feel tha-t noth
ing is modest and honest and real about
anybody who belongs to a circus. Rut
if father knew old Renny, if lie knew
him as you and I do, ho would say he
was a good man. And if he knew how
everybody had to work, to go over
every part again and again, he would
see that no good performers could be
dissipated or lazy."
It was just at this time that Ted was
learning the "ring trick," and certain
ly there was plenty of hard work about
that It was, as we have said, the first
thing that Ted did not take to by
natural instinct, as a duck to water.
Never before had he shrunk back from
what he was bidden to do, giving way
to a fit of trembling. As old Renny
said, the new trick was no harder than
the trapeze, and Ted liked of all things
to go flying from rope to rope to the
topmost ring, loving the idea that the
hearts of the spectators sank into their
boots at the conviction that he was in
danger. Now he suffered nameless ter
rors; he felt clumiy. he had lost faith
in himself. The truth was, up to the
present he had gone on doing every
thing that came in his way without a
thought of what might have happened
if he failed. Now be was like a som
nambulist who awakens to find himself
in a position of danger. It was as if
he had to learn his tricks all over again,
gaining again pVce by piece by hard
trial and proof instead of heretofore
swiftly and unerringly by instinct Old
Benny was patient and tender with the
little fellow.
"All you have to do is to catch bold
of the ring and turn round on it," said
he. "You know all the while there is
a cushion underneath you and that if
you were to fall you would not be
hurt"
"I shan't fall," said Ted, "but 1 don't
like it"
"You have not got used to it, and it's
there the fun comes in," said Renny.
"You never had a stumble yet, not
even a balk; you're like.a bird"
Ted hung his head and confessed to
himself that he no longer felt like a
bird He was so weary. There was a
gray haze over all tiiis narrow little
world of his, and each day it settled
closer and closer. He felt dull, inert, as
if he longed to sleep; at least to sit down
aimlessly and dream wide-awake about
the hill and the river, aud the cool,
quiet nights in the old place.
"1 myself have hated to do things
that I grew mighty proud of when I
got at the knack of them," said Renny.
"Come now, try again, Ted"
Ted braced himself up and went
through the rehearsal, but when it was
over he burst out crying and sat down
all in a trerable.
"It's a safe sign to be a little afraid,"
said Mrs. Rill. "It isn't the tricks one
is afraid of that one trips in, but those
one feels too sure of."
They all flattered and encouraged
hiin, and Ted felt ashaftied of his faint
heartedness. A regular salary was
promised liim by the manager as soon
as he made a success of the ring trick,
and this was what he and his mother
had been looking forward to ever since
he was ten years old.
It was odd how he disliked the ring
trick, when it was simply a matter of
swinging himself up to the top of a
high, tall framework on rings which
hung on horizontal bars. The sup
ports below were twelve feet apart,
but met with another transom beam
and ring on the apex. The way was to
catch the lower ring, swing round on
it, then with the impetus gained to leap
the gap, seize the opposite ring a
little higher up, and so on from right
and left and left and right to the top
ring and down again. It was a pretty
feat, and, perhaps, no harder than any
other of the flying tricks, but it needed
a clear head, and the trouble was that
Ted had got into a dreamy mood. He
was so homesick nowadays for the
farm and for the different life. He
liked better to brood over the idea of
the bees humming over the flower beds
and the doves and martens calling for
the cows than to give his whole heart
and mind to the actual things he saw
aud touched.
However, practice makes perfect,
and by the time the new season opened
in Uriglittown Ted had mastered the
ring trick. There was a famous pro
gramme, and Ted had six different
parts; in the Indian act the buffalo
hunt, the chariot race and so on finally
to the wonderful ring trick now ex
hibited for the first time. The excite
ment was good for Ted. The dull,
weary feelings he had suffered from of
late vanished, his blood warmed to his
wish, he liked the mad gallop, he felt
the joy of his own youth and strength,
and was ready to take wings and float
in air. The tent was packed with ad
miring spectators, and all the per
formers were In high spirits. The ring
master and clown cracked fresh jokes,
at which even the membersof the com
pany could laugh. The horses went
like the wind, the performing dogs and
elephants and bears all seemed singu
larly intelligent, and altogether it was
one of the great days of the greatest
show in the universe, and.the "ring
trick 4 ' was to be the grand climax.
"All right!" said old Renny to Ted as
the little fellow ran out of the dress
ing-tent In scarlet tights and cap.
"All right, on deck," said Ted.
" Nimbleity, nimbledy, up 1 go.
The sky above and the earth below."
He stood for a moment measuring
the supports and frames with a know
ing glance, then with' a bound caught
the lowest ring, spun round, and light
as a squirrel leaped to the opposite one
and thus zigzagging mounted the up
per ring. Here, just to rest and steady
himself, he swung round twice, then
reversed before he should begin
the descent He liked it up
there. A cool breath of air fresh
ened him. The middle flap of
the tent was open for the sake of
ventilation and light, and as he swung
he caught a glimpse of the sky, dotted
with tender, fleecy little clouds, like
sheep in a pasture, as his mother had
once said His thoughts wandered to
the farm for a minute, and he suddenly
remembered what he had to do; yes,
he bad to reverse. He quite forgot
that ho had already reversed What
was this? Wfcere W as the ring? How
iILU It \\£gf waajlf
gave u sharp cry'.' What was that
roar? Not of wild beasts, but of men
and women. Oh! that crash—the end
of the world must have couie.
"I'm not hurt." said Ted. "really.
I'm not!"
Then he fainted away, and w*s car
ried out in old Benny's arms. Word
was passed round that the boy was not
hurt, and the show went on to its close,
although all the performers were flur
ried and everything went badly
Ted had broken no bones, strange to
say; he had fallen on the cushion; yet
somehow he was hurt ami badly hurt
Nobody quite know why they were
afraid it was his back. Days came and
went and he lay on his little bed. hold
ing his mother's hand
"I couldn't get up to-day," he would
mutter in alarm when anybody came
near him; "hut I'm getting rested,
and perhaps by to-morrow —"
He was so used to playing his part
that he was ashamed thus to lie and
eat the bread of idleness, ilut he and
old Renny used to plan the wonderful
feats he would accomplish as soon as
he got well. Vet it was soon under
stood that he would never regain his
old powers.
"YOJ see," the doctor said, "he is
shattered. His age is in his favor, and
if he could have a good home in the
country —"
"He shall have a home iu the coun
try," said old Benny, and he did not
lose an hour. lie set off to Mrs.
Llewellen's old home, he saw her fa
ther and mother and pleadc I her ami
Ted's case with them, but he did not
need to plead long Ted got his first
glimpse of the house and the river and
the road within a week. The sight of
it brought the color to his cheek and
the light to his eye.
"Why, mother," ho cried, raising
himself up. "It pa : 'l It paid t<> have
the fall. Perhaps we couldn't have
come home if I hadn't been laid up."
—Ellen Olney Kirk, in St. Louis Re
public.
FEELING IN THE BONES.
They Are KitmiOol with Drllula Nerve*
S«nti!>lo to Kfery Injury.
People usually imagine that their
bones are of solid mineral construction,
without any feeling in them. No one
who has ever had a leg or an arm cut
off is likely to indulge in such a mis
taken notion. Comparatively speak
ing, little pain is felt when the flesh is
being cut through, but when the bone
is attacked by the saw. oh, myt
You see, as a matter of fact, there
are blood-vessels and nerves inside the
bones just as there arc outside. Any
one who ha i purchased a beefsteak at
the market knows about the marrow
in the bone. It is the same with other
animals than the bullock, including
human beings. Through the marrow
run the nerves and blood-vessels, en
tering the bones from the flesh with
out by little holes, which jou can see
for yourself any time by examining a
skeleton, or part of one When the
disease called rheumatism, which no
physician understands, affects the
nerves within the bones, no way has
been discovered for treating it success
fully. It does not do to smile when a
person says that he feels a thing in his
bones. Pearson's Weekly.
V ratal IlMpane.
A celebrated general once Inquired ol
one of his soldiers the cause of his broth
er's death.
"My brother died, sir," replied the
soldier, "because he had nothing to
do."
"Well, my man," said the general,
"thnt is reason enough to kill the great
est general of us all!" —Harper's Yoitng
People
Xi Wonder.
He breathed a son?; Into the air,
There was a riot thin and there;
The gallery pods yelled loud and long.
For "In the Gloam,;:g' was the song
—Puck
An Kx]>lanatiou.
Col. Yerger—l believe I am getting
the dropsy.
Judge Peterby—Why. what put that
idea in your head?
"I got weighed to-day, and I weighed
thsee hundred pounds."
"Great St. (Jeorgc' where did you get
weighed'.'"
"Around ut a coal yard."
"Calm yourself Your weight is ex
actly one hundred and fifty pounds."
Texas Siftings
The Correct \V..y of Tutting It.
Squildig—l hear you've had the grip,
old fellow.
MeSwilligen (shaking his head) —It's
a mistake.
"Haven't you been sick for a c»>uple
of weeks?"
"Yes; very sick."
"Isut it wasn't the grip you had,
then?"
"No; the grip had me."—Pittsburgh
Chronicle-Telegraph.
His Skeleton.
Featherstone —Do yon believe in
ghosts?
Travel's— Well, for years I have been
living in a haunted house.
Featherstone —You don't tell me?
Who is it haunted by?
Travers —Hy my tailor. —Clothier and
Furnisher.
A liunrli of Key*.
Tom Collins - The singing of the
Lonely villa choir reminds me of an ex
perience I had, the other night, return
ing from the elub.
"What was it?"
"It took me about half an hour tc
strike the right key."—Puck.
Somewhat Interested.
Pious Jake (with long drawn face)—
Are you Interested. Miss Cora, in the
heathen?
Cora (frankly)— Yes, Jakt, always;
and if I can be of any service to you let
me know early some morning —N. Y.
Herald.
A State of Thins:*.
The Tweezer—llow are jou fixed?
The Hairspring-—l'm in rather %
rockv state.
The Tweezer —Broke?
The Hairspring—No, but pretty badly
bent. —Jewelers' Circular.
A Slight Coolnena.
Shiwer —This is one of those masonio
rooms, isn't it?
Mrs. Defrees— What do you mean,
sir?
Shiwer —It never pets above thirty
three degrees.—Puck.
(ioo<l Investment.
Boggs—That watch has been a
mighty good-investment.
Foggs—How so?
Boggs—l never let anyone have it
yet who didn't get twelve per cent a
month out of it. —N Y. Herald.
... . Hiirht ll« Wor*e.
Mother (wearily) lt's perfectly
abominable! With all my watching I
can't keep Tommy eh an He's the
dirtiest boy alive.
Father (proudly)— That's «o He's
no dude. —Good News.
Intuition.
Fangle—What sort of a dress-was that
Mrs. Snooper wore to-night? .
Mrs. Fangle—Demi-train.
"That's precisely what Cumpo said
when he. trod on it, but how did be
know its name?"—N Y Sun.
A Siar on tho Profession.
Gus De Suiitb —I hear that Filkiii#
•inking slowly
Mrs. O'Rafferty— Well, you couldn't
expect him to sink rapidly He's had
no doctor, so far. —Texas tiiftings.
How N*tur#» Ap;>ortion».
"He hardly seems bright enough to
run .1 paper "
"Oh, pshaw! h* doesu't run tt> —1»«
owns it" —Puck.
ON SCIENTIFIC SUBJECTS.
LIGHT travel* ISH.s«w toilet in a sec
ond
HOT water cannot lie raiwJ to any
considerable hei,jht by aiutina
TUK ui> an ..nnuul t« niperature of th«
earth ts fifty degret - Fahrenheit; the
average rainfall K thirty-si'* inches.
Ir i» interesting tn learn from a
scientist who likes to delve into the
minute that a quart of milk may coo
tain as many i» oi*).o(iii.lWO l.aeteria.
WHITT IS a onion of all the colors, or
of two c> •mpieui- uta.-y o It!is
a negation of color tiray. produced by
n mixture of black nrnl white, is white
deficient In luminosity And yet there
are senses in which both black and
white may l>e called colors.
THE rapidity with which ins»-eta trav
el is astoni hiti' i!i ci'iamon !>•«*•»-
fly makes six hnndrr- i -.tr.ikes per sec
ond when in the aet of onli-iary flight.
that number of stroU. - «■.. i-.in:j an .««!-
vaneo movement of twenty-five foet-
Our best naturalist- sav this can be in
creased seven-fold.
FOREIGN ARISTOCRACY.
Tlir. queen of Italy is a great reader
of Engli h novels.
THE Grand Duke Paul, of Russia. Is
Bo tall that he is obliged to carry his
bed with him. as he cannot find one at
any public house long < nou_rh to hold
all of him
Tur. hair dressing of lathes was an
expensive affair in the sixteenth cen
tury Queen Elizabeth at one time was
possessed of no fewer than eighty at
tires of false hair.
SIR JAMES BACOS, since the death of
Admiral J>ir Provo Wallis. is, at th" ar»e
of ninety-four, the oldest of the titled
classes in England. The oldest titled
baronet is Rev. Sir John Warren Hayes,
who is ninety-two, and Admiral sir
Lewis Tobias Jones, the eldest knii'it
of the bath, is also ninety-two
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.
AKT lonesome? Here is work to be
done which requires thought
FlfcL the drum and you will hear less
noise from it. Is it so with the head?
Wot'l.D you be just? Please do not
punish a child for a fault learned from
yourself.
WOULD you loaf awhile? Then here
arc the bread pan, molding board, flour,
milk, yeast and salt
DID your wife look a little bit. just
the least little bit, cross this morning?
Was the kindling wood fine and dry?
Qt'lurriosiM. children aud servants
about family affairs is only to lie com
pared to the l ; ttle potatoes, called "pig
potatoes. "
DON'T play off mean tricks on the
small boy; he has an i-x ellent memory
for injuries as well as for benefits con
ferred. In this respect he is like a dog.
—Good Housekeeping.
FEMININE FANCIES.
THE crepe tissue- pa per used in candle
shades and in making german favors
can be bought by the yard, and these
pretty but inexpensive t-ifles may be
made at home.
"THE DOCTOB'S DAUGHTERS" is the
name of an association of forty women
in San Francisco, and their mission is
to raise funds and distribute them in
personal visits to the sick poor.
A TEXDEK-UEAISTED Parisian lady has
made her pet dog comfortable, in cold
weather, by clothing it with an em
broidered, fur lined blanket, and deco
rating its little legs and feet with shoes
and stockings.
FOLKS who follow fashion's foibles in
almost everything have just learned
that a blanket of blue or white flannel
is the proper garment for a pet dog
while at breakfast They also assert
that a dog which wears a collar before
noon exhibits ill-breeding.
THE WORLD'S FOUR CORNERS.
ARABS never eat fish.
THE tallest and shortest people in Eu
rope, the Norwegians and the Laps,
live side by side.
THE Egyptian fellah is apparently
the worst taxed man in the world.
Even on the palm tree, which gives
him food and shelter, he pays fifty cents
a year.
THE natives of Costa Rica not only
believe in the mermaids, but pretend
to have seen them comb their sea green
hair and try the effset of their coquetry
on unwary fisherboys.
THE people of Rome get their supply
of water, which is said to be remark
ably pure, from the Appeiinines through
an ancient aqueduct that was con
structed by their fore l athers.
FACTS ABOUT THE U. S.
UNCLE SAM has paupers.
IT is estimated that at least 550.000,-
POO of the government's paper money
has been lost or destroyed.
Dn. Cvßt'9 Lnsos, of New York, in
his article entitled "Do We Eat Too
Fast?" publishes figure:, setting forth
that the wealth of the United States in*
• creased from SUMSU.Otw.OOO to over $30.-
000,000.000 in the decade in which the
civil war occurred
THE seven wonders of America are
classed as follows: Niagara falls. Yel
lowstone park. Mammoth cave, the
canyons and garden of the gods, Col
orado; the giant trees. California; the
natural bridge. Virginia, and the
j Yosemite valley.
IMPERSONAL BREVITIES.
BCTLER county, Pa., has a genius
who dreams the correct location of oil
j wells.
1M Canterbury. N*. 11.. one of the resi
dents has a lamp chimney that has been
in constant use for twenty-seven years.
PORTLAND, Me., is admiring a man
who has earri.nl the same jack knife for
sixty-three years, resisting all tempta
tions to "swap."
FIVE experienced miners from the
Comstock mines will leave Virginia
City, Nev.. very shortly for Peru to help
develop the mines of that country All
their expenses in Peru arc to be paid,
and they are to receive $125 a n.onth
each
A "SMALL AJiU MBit."
iMiWii
Thejr Were labile s»r?4»t».
stene—Broadway Two Irishmen
j scraping and cleaning up the street.
"McGinty. it looks loike rain."'
"Let's sit down, Mike. Bejabers it
might rain and we'd be doin' this
worrnk for nothing."—Texas Slftings.
A (irate D*lio<|a«ucy-
Mrs. Ufcks —Dick* was tried to-day.
found guilty, and I bad to give him a
sound thrashing
Hicks -What was the charge?
Mis. Dicks—Trespassing upon my
I —N- Y- Herald.
A WOHO ABOUT OATS.
r**t»OTl]r wm! f«4 mm Pm* tW
Inp CM H» 'I ut. «• r»«
The pritM-1 p*l profit in frnwiif at*
is for feed. Takingr ttaa ttrrafp iitrf
mati Uk! *?rn(t price w twa Ifcn>lw4
ready tor market th«ry cmm hanl'T ha
coovilrrtd a profitable crop to |M» to
•ell Hat they arr a tbort rrop aad
properly rnaaa(r<! make a r>**t feed
f<>r all kinds of stock. >»1 ran be <«nt
to g- ■«! advantage in rtmtaf oat a
regular «v»t*m u4 r>*ation Two thing*
un- n- cessnry ia(Towm( then. Ot- m
to fret them »-e4ed i»rt| and the J* her
kto haw the »o»l to a e>»«l aoodit t.
I'.y tnain; rarly on well-prepared soli
thcr ret a pxid start tn|row and thm'*
th>- soil. to that Ihey are «K>t aiffrtwl
ao much by the hot. dry weather mm
the later «ma At the »■( time
there i* no advantage in soariag tba
wj * In-u the sod is tuu to a >rk
readier; thai ix «tola it ». very «t dr*
able to wit car y it h not (ooil o .tn
agi-ment to nm 1 them la liar* every
thing In readiness and an soon an the
aoil can he worked posh the M«lmr.
with the ilisc harrow or raltirator to
ful'ow the «ower they ran !« worked
into the soil rerr rapid y It it nearly
always best to use the apike-tont t> har
row to finish the work. <>ats irrow
near the surface au-1 it is important to
hare the soil Well worked
Two baskets per acre is an aserwra
quantity to now per acre, lot it la near
ly always heat to sow more rather tiiM
less, the quantity 1m rig deter m .ed
by the fertility and mmlit .« o' tto
v»il—less see<l Unit n cesaarr i» a
rich. thoroughly-prepared s»nl t ia;> ia
n thin or illy -prepare! one.
The oat lonse has »o aer'..-w*ly <lan»-
aged the crop in many ln«aii:ia* dti'mj
the past two seasons that it has not
been a paying one. Vat e aurally It
was the oats «own la c i rather thin
land th&t suffered ih r •> *
Oal< -nil rliivfr u>« t •_* tbrr ms't»
au< - «.i puturc lur ix T ...it is '<fv«
a good plan l«» Ml* bj: ■ or th.s pur-
I per, especially wLen . *r«* I. not i
good pasture on th«- latui iiiat«a W
used to advantage a« a h*v '.astare. —
!*. Loot* Cfpnblif.
THE CAUSE OF FAILURE.
larmi ie" SktkMh hi tta» **-»»-
a;r.ur:il of I Iff * Ifrk.
Tin*re han uitl .«iaj among tha
farmers i»f the west Ibal 'I oJurn
poiion tl»c land they a!t»ni[t to ctili
Tat..*." lunlhiT »i>Pl< a MHL BO mat
ter l»ow fertile at tl»e beg.nainir. soon
btcniDi' iin pocer.alied aad ifortliiem
when su : j ctnl to that superficial
'Vr;t known as • wjtiaw farm
ing." We are led to recall this -.aj ia;r
from the s'.at m- it. that are oc»
Muiiatlji In.ujrht fomu.il to tiic effect
that "Wooded stiHl'i ia >o-aod
hand* fade I to make as good ga.n aa
•scrubs," ar.d lout hint money." etc..
etc. W hat tbe Mjnan is to (food land
so is the incompetent breeder or feeder
to good live stock—both "piaen" UM
object of tbeir untutored devotions.
And yet because Mrs. Lo haa not been
a success aa a farmer shall it be itid
that good or succcsaful farming ia im
possible? llardij. Still an equally
senseless argument la conatnntly being
used by many of those who deny the
value of improved breeds of domestic
animals. Successful stock raising la
just as much of a specialty aa success
ful wheat growing, or successful to
bacco culture. One must hare a prac
tical knowledge of it aad use coaaoo
sense and a reasonable degree dt
judgment. This thing of eondemning
the whole industry because of the fad
ures of people who have not brought
sufficient intelligence and practical
knowledge to bear is growing weari
some.
There have been too many "injuns"
in the stock business, i. e., people who
have cither been ignorant of sound
principles of selection and manage
ment, or who being informed have
tempted fate by following np practices
which they should have known must
ultimately lead to failure.-—Breeders'
Gazette.
HOUSE FOR LAYERS.
A Convenient and Cssdai Mrwtwv '•*
the Foaltry tint
liens sometimes do better to have a
number of small houses suitable for
laying rather than have roosting, feed
ing and laying accommodations com
bined under one roof. The illustra
tion shows a cheaply constructed lay
house to be built any site wished. It
ia made against the wall of another
building wsth a southern aspect o*
shelter This keeps it free from
severe cutting winds aad snow, also
damp rains Nothing but nesting com
partments are within and the hens
know what is expected St them upon
entering The entrance for the hem
is at the end. In cold weather it shuts
out the cold that leaving a larger
opening would involve At night a
board on the inside should shut up the
inclosure to keep tbe budding warm.
Farm and Home.
AilranliSM •>' Oaatt Koeds.
The principal advantages of good
roads arc that larger loads can be car
, ried with greater speed, that fanners
can market their produce at whatever
time they can get the best prices, with
out being dependent on tbe weather,
and that they can also use tbe roads ia
wet weather during the winter and
spring. when they cannot plow, thus
utilizing their horses when they woud
otherwise be idle. Henry Irwin, B. A..
C.E.. Montreal. Can.
OATMEAL or rolled oats make a good
feed for very vounp chickens.
Aa I'arkufMM* Waaw.
A female of an uncertain ago waa
asked by a census taker.
"How old are you, madam?"
'•Thirty years," she replied.
"That's what you told me iaat cen
sus.''
•Well, t am not one of the kind of
women who tell one story at one time
and another storv another. —Texae
J Siftings.
% irtlaa of lU-LeeU.
Jones—Yes. it is sad indeed. Ever
i since his marriage Johnson haa b»-"»
steadily going down hill, until BOW his
property ia gone and hia wife haa
eloped.
Smith—Poor John: Ue never did
aeem to have any luck in speculation of
any kind.—Texaa Sifting*
A neat lk« Voteeat.
Ous Be Smith—Why ia electricity like
our police?. _
Ilustctter McGiania—How should 1
know? I never studied electricity or
policemen. Why ia it, anyway?
(jus De Smith—Well, yon see. they're
both an invisible forva —Tevaa 31ft
iags
!«.«<«< rnsenac
.Husband—SmikeSOß'S wife ia away,
and I'm going over there this eveninr
to cheer him up
Wife— Why don't yon bring him here
Husband— Well—er— I'm not fee'in -
very wcil. and need a iitt«*s ap
1 YnvHKlf—Y. WpeVly.
N'0.23
i<7u*ti7iMO roo—i
•m> rw»o «im «ar nam i m—m
When a aartaty at ftnaat la gjmim. Ito
H«—t tt ikostd an* to :ri-fwaapd to •
$i n tei r aai<«Bt '.Am »k*a §rmm m
g *trn TW wba toad graaa Ito
ta to tfta «*aaa» m wat
aMai F«r * tana« Sea tka* to iff* 1
•toeinj -j-g- er ri!arly tW eadaata at
food ail. »w erf prr -to* la tow «MHak
hat It +e» a»t <*>)»> say aaptoaaMaa
'•»"B •»* t" ww nea tfeoM wto» —nip
prarftrr tka* fear nmmmm at (rate la a
»»rr «*»U r»nt thiay 'mm fear oaaaaa
#f ea»-*a- -t r* 'ataa*. an tba «wha
anaeantrated * ««1 wbita Ota *mbaia
eaunt larr *f -t w—e M fill' a#
corn la ahnwt t.traa aaaaaa. awrf fey
anac the fill a* • mmtm a# ■»aaara
meat the toaiteC naaf aa aaaHp i»iga
lat*l No qi»d< tj mi grata. *kMto
nf alitt n» eoea, (toaa (a a toarl
shoail »*r -~rl n«e |ffi a <fay. aad *toa
also lieprarfa apna tka towad to a f »a>
eatent, aad »»» a|n<a ladlaMaai kaaa
of the kr*nK aa •-imp eat aaora. and
mjaire ai«-ee than miann
I fr si. hnaa . artta arfhar
ibc ®ea*< is also a ■■on 11 alraa d f» ad
tno— aa than |pra n toata. la
tba bans i-mm aaa >nt Inar aad ataaa
daily ' whieh tan? p|. ». tfea *f!l mi (rata
mat ha radare i •» lai ball aa tta
bone and awat r-oaayaaaato far tka
(rain It amaid b* espaaaie fea•ftaf
if thin
g. aan attention, the fcaas auald
anna km 1 unt naar k* aai wnrtfclaaa
Afttin? far® a** of tonal par -day
f'heae of jjrtin a» *ate of balky VaA
aad esti natiac a rH» a Uirae o
fha fill »hoold he eedwapd la aeaatoS
•ace wt*h the qaaiity • f tka toad. If
aa oaa- iof faa hna- iad mmm l la f eaa.
it about ! aa>> i d a half nan mm
of (rata If tert <• • ■ late ia |) iaa,
one of the elaaar shaald
only half aa «nn.— of (ra»a Vacate
the (rain Is mnr < norearrated tka*
the el.Mrer Wed.. no* taiai to at tkaaa
yroporti af c-" I'aal bat thrr aa
aide tka to raa(kly esti
mate how t j Inl Tba has that daaa
no* lay *b>a»'f ha fell inly on- haif aa
much as th ! ytag baa. aarto* to tba
fact t' .t ia a in ■lull *0»l the
otkrr -..»t . iru uil Ftnadr
THE conn WEEVIL.
U.a *— HI
For many years in teHMrine f hen
had my com ia the Ma aiia n or lean
rained tiy the weevils from my ewa
e<rper eace in thia Una 1 ■ heal if Judge
taal there ia an aaanal laaa a# aver n
million of dollara from wee file la
Tanaa alone. ConM tha weevil ha
readily de itngad aad aataaailiiaii-i »e
eonid »tp«r*. a large wpine of corn an
It la now. there la a grant deal of truth
in tbe aaytng that Kaaaan toads Tesaa.
both man an* h*aat
I have ■ or r.aaentad with different
inaect.e des to pw vent tha ravages of
this insect, bat as It ia bard to kilt aty
exoeriment* failed uatil laat year
Laat fa! l in potting op ay enra I
placed two open bottles a# ttMulphre*
carbon, four feet apart, an 11 m Soar at
the bin. The aovtka at theee holtlae
were covered with n layer of ehaeaa
cloth, and each bottle wiatd with aa
eld broken box Tbe corn waa throwa
on these boxes, and the Ma Clad to Ha
utmost capacity
Tbe result of this experiment waa
highly successful: what eearlla warn
admit te..l from the fteld warn deetroyed
and none further appeared. Tbua. at
a eo®t of fifty ceata. with vary tittle
trot! Me. I effectually |mawMd a boat
Ave hundred bushels of corn agaiaat
weevils. Another feature aboat thin
experiment is that I bav« noticed
neither moose nor rat In tha Ma, nor
any traces of them, which waa aat tha
case before, for ia preelnae ye— a
they. t.*>, hail done great *amaga ta
the corn.
Let me rreommead to farmers the
trial of my n-medy, for I hfl aaeafnd
it will be with gratifying rasulta
Austin (Tex> Stitwaii
A SUCCESSFUL THA*.
Row ta C*»<S W Mala aaa Mar
l kli>ia nine
This trap 1 have aeed with great na>
cesa ia trapping weasela, thttnka. rata
and minks in their raida after poaltry.
It gets them every timet -Maha n
box by using two boarda S feet
long and I foot wide, aad W« boarda *
fret long and I foot wida Csethe two
longer bonrds for tbe s*dee aad tha two
shorter ones for tha top aad baMna
Close the end at A. aad maha a door. W,
of lath and trire netting inch aaeah).
hinged at t with leather Magna. The
alot I> admi's throagh it a an ail a%a
eta pie fastened in the bottom heard. A
na l will »- ear« the doe* dint Baaae
vataacotipi- of nebee at dirt ia tha
open spm-e. 1. for oae er aaora steal
trips lle:%>n« ti.t:ng the trap ia plaen
pat a coaple of t ve chuheaa ia it aad
shut tiiem in. I caught a weaeai tha
first aight ami a saaak tbe saermA la
the one case F ei'verwd tha trap with
light dirt, in th • 'ther with chaff. Tha
entrance at E :nay be narrowed If
wished by a small stake at taah aidn—
John E. Marsh, hi Farm aad BMM.
How »«• Haag la aaaC
The foliowtr gia a ample wag: Ato
a sleeper jw tha bam laaa I I
-Of - . ■ balf-tneh sopea
L - Jo> and C a faaa-
I * * bla «h. wVoh
J </ rZrsn
that there will he room am aaeh aad
for the ropes to wtad D D are laeara
to which the ropes are tied. Tha
ble arts as a w pdlaaa around nhtoh
the rapes wind. With this eeatrtaaaaa
two men can hang ap tha liaaileet
bee van. —IE E i!»mestead
Svtn fm»t* arm a IIILI aally aa the
farin, as they are not only areeaottve
of health but also aia ialiaaakaa aa*
eaaily procured itaude of the bnga
atties unless frown foe family aaa
Gun De SnMth—Toa aaa Imihtog
bright and hnpt»y thia iai ralag. llH*
hooly.
tiilhooly- Yes; I'm oat of dabtat laah
Every hill I owed waa outlawed yeatar*
dav by the statute of .imitatioaa t tail
ron. Uas. a man feala Ulae a maa wfcas
he ia Minans with tha warfak—lbaaa
Sifttnm-
so taw M twa
I ".rat H<«pital "^itrgeaa—Wol A ha
net-, ssarr to set that man's ana near
again?
srtorni H aipttal Sorgaoa— WetL 1
should say « W ay. tbe man will to
well in a week tf we (bat Lift"
Kn.ar tee liifi iilm
New Hoarder— Where la roar miithaf.
BubbV «aJd she waa ta
show me a moat
- M.,m wifl he hara aaaa 9to»'a
t he »• me meter—fal JJewa
»eb'ai»a>a tiaa
flaatr-T Traveler (at rati wag dlgiag
atat .» How aooa will tha vala
condwt •r'*
Ccndne-or—ltU start «a tiaw ate.
1 eia t t much apprtHa. —5. T WHS*
»y
r>» «—jit •* a*wr«sam
a IMI si - -own >nlr two weaani
marry <om AV« hatfwa