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VOL. XXIX. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. JOSEPH W. MILLER, M. D. Physician and Surgeon, Office and residence u»5- Hsln St Butler, la. ______ Dr. N. M. HOOVER, 117 E. . hourt. 10 to U M. sad i to 3 P. M- j L. M. REINSEL, M. D, Pittiau IKD 8c*o»o*. Office and residence at 127 E. Cunningham SC L. BLACK, PBfilClil> AMD BI'BOIOS, New Troutmsn Bnlldins. Butler. 1-s. E. S. LEAK*, M. D. J- E. MASS. M. I>. .Specialties: .Specialties: Cj-naecolotfT and Bur- Eye. gerj. i nrwu DRS. LEAK.E& MANM, Butler, Pa. G. \i. ZIMMERMAN. ,'iiriicu> i» •ww. Office a: No. 4ft. 8. Mam tweet, over Prank * Co s Diu* store. BuUer, Fx SAMUEL M. BIPPUS. physician and Surgeon. /Jo. 22 E**t Jefferson St., Bntler, Pa. _ V.MCALPINE, Dentist, „ L „w permanenuy loesttd at no Soot* Mali, (Street fattier- Pa, lu room* tonafrtj occupied by Dr. Wshlron. j. J. DOHALDSON, Dentlfft. Butler, Penn'a. % Lr ttouuu* Store. DR. s. A. JOHM3TON. DEMTIST, - - BUTLER, PA. A U work pertaining to the prolan. itsurjsiissi&s ffa-sjs T£5S?3f K ww beat ■akm ef teeU- C. F. L. MCQUISTION, EKOHIEEB ASD SL'BVETOR, omci «AS Dia»nn>. Bctu* '*•'» A. B. C. McFARLAND. Atfv at Law and sotsnr FubHc—tHßty ofijM "-opp«l» tie «*« aoa,e "^ . ond floor- H. Q. WALKER, AtU/rnry-at-Law-Offlee In DtamoaA Block. Rutler. J. M. PAINTER, AtU>n»eyr-at-Law. oirce- Between pusttfflce si.d «aax»d, But ler. Pa. A. T. SCOTT, ATTOUNEY-AT-LAW. Office at VO. S. South Majsood. Butler. Pa. A. M. CHRISTLEY, ATIOBNEY AT LAW. Office v«»Drt noor. Andewon Bl k, MaJo 81,. near < 'iiirt IlMJfcfc. bullWi j, W HUTCHISON, / ATTOBUtt* AT LAW. t tree 0,. M-eotid floor Of the HnseUOß block Plant'nd. Butler, Pa. Boom So. L IRA McJUNKIN. Attorney at law. OfUce •» No- "• E ®" J *"" two HI., Mullet, YA... w. C. FINDLEY, sssf-s? oi Diamond. Butler. Pa. H. H. GOUCHER. • »>,Mn.ai.iii« Office on aeond Door of Andersoi bulldliig, near Court House, Butler. P». NEWTON BLACK. Alt'* at LAW—o«ca»on South sld*;of Uaroono Butter. Pa. "TsTmcJU^KTNI Insurance aid Heal Estate Ag't 17 EAST BIJTLER, - PA. B tm fB COUNTS' Mutual Fire Insurance Co. Office Cor. Main & Cunningham flu. G. C. ROEBBING, PBMIDMT. H. C HKINKMAN, SKORBTABT. DIRECTORS: f.SrSX?"' SESaaBSRT* A. Trmitman, 2' CvJA* ,U i rra ' l<J - Alfred Wick, S. Wefttel. hr. W. Irrln. \>r Itl^kwbach, j. W. Burkliart. D. T. Morris. LOYAL 8, M'JUNKIH, Agent. STTT* TjTR/, PA. A. B. GABLE, Veterinary Surgeon. Graduate o» the Ontario Veterinary Collffc*. Toronto, Canada. Dr. Osble treat* all of tbe domesticated animals, and IDVIICH riddling. castration and horse den tistry a specialty. Castration per formed wi'hnnt clam*. and all other Rurpiral operatloo* performed in the moat wientific manner. Call* to any par', of the country promptly responded !o. Office and Inftrmar? In Crawford's liirerv, 132 West Jeffertw>n Street, Rntler Pa G. D. MAUVE , «'ontractor and WilUI" in bru It work, itf't" aol maolel DtitllblC and all kltwlc ol Ulck-larlni; a apecUlty. Akao dealer in barrel lime, Witm atitn I'Kee ll'ne. ceinenU NaOuual, PoriUnd and all l>e«t irriulm In the market. Oali'lned planter. pla«t»r hair. Klne'a cCfn'-nt.Ur* brick tile, while and rlvur Hunil Mam office .114 K Mmn ilai'<. and alt led at waiC bouie- Wlil receive prnmpt di:ll*«ry. T»-nn* reamibaMe. Good Farm for Sale. Containing lot :iete» and VI p<frcb«i«. 70 acre* elnared and undar lence. Halnncu itaudlnr in g-Kirt wbltf oak Uint-r. I'omtorublc dwelimK bona*. g<MMt t>arn. «.«g»n »bwl. -i'rt>iirh<june of bMt kind, hoy p«n end r.iilue-, Nev-r fallina if", v* o»ee wnol- •bard. I'oiv •-...> ii givou Arn i| i isi <}:|.. r>Ml. aitiiiM in IV.,ii ',+ n K-itlar couniy. Pa., alxnit *u til:# * i.f Hu-ier. Vbavtre at Cmnn office. Sutler, l a., or the HmXilltlStot.T. y f . p jy . '/ THE BUTLER CITIZEN. fCAPTURED. Once upon a time a younjr man csmed •V)A J Cobb met a beaoTiful young lady named m// ( Webb, aDd it is telated that he fell in love A .Ur | ae scon as be Spied-ber. Our tale is told. M/w v v/ ,J We've caught yonr eye Do you ca'cb W OD? Well; just follow alonfr a little is- "/Tri further. That "birds of a feather flock together" in little droves by ihemseivea is no more truly verified than at our store. Those who are (rood Judges of goods in .Tj onrline, and who wish to get the be^t ;*■' gocdß in the market for the money, cen Pa gTegate at our store daily. There is al - ways room for one more; so don't be back ***l ward, but call in and see us. I did not think of advertising this fall, but I met a man who asked uu who I was. I told him Heck, The Champion Clothier Furnisher. And etrange to say, he informed me that he bad never beard of me. Weli. it is jost such people we are after, aud if this should catch their eye, we hope human curiosity will lead them to read it for it in one of the commonest traits of the race. It' was curiosity that led Eve to taste the forbidden fruit; and her offspring have their curiosity excited every day as a hereditary temptation, from ihe small boy everlastingly peeping into boxes to tt» hired-girl with her eye to the key hole. Eveybodv wonders what is in ii. Properly directed. th'S curiosity often leads to satisfactory results, and D. A. Heck invites all curious people to make a voyage of discovery to his store and see the largest store, the largest stock of clothing—in Overcoats, and Ha its for men, boys and children, Hats, Caps, Gloves, Mitts. Sbirts, L uder wear, Cordigan-Jackets, Leather Coats and Pant», Overall-Jackets, Trunk- Valises, Umbrellas. Rubber Coata, Collars, Cuffs, Ties, lldkfs. Muffler* Bruebes, Purses, Bill and Pocket Bo'iks, Ladies and Gents' Watches, Cbaii. Charms, Rings, Pins, Sleeve ar.d Collar Buttons, Silver Card Cases, and a full line of Notions—at remarkably low prices; no matter bow low you have been offered goods we have them still lower and for quality we never take e backseat. It will be to your personal advantage to give us an early eel and get our prices, and you are sure to give us a large share of your pat ronage hereafter Thaokirgour many friends for their very liberal patronage. We remain, yours to pLase. D. -A.. HECK, Champion Clothier, Furnisher and 1 Latter. 121 >T.]Vlain St. iiutler, l J a. HENRY BIEHL 122 NORTH MAIN STREET, BUTLER .... FfiJMK'/ DEALER IN Hardware and House Furnishing Goods Sevvin-r Machine. ~ American sewing machine. »J a^HO Singer and Kmprens: agricultural implements and MaSKI Lansing farm wagons; New Sunsliine & How ml rMii{f<»s. | K W ju, cutlery, hnntring lamps; B roofing arnl spnuting at |>ec ialt>; tlie Johnston mow -rs. reaper and steel frame binder, Warren ready mixed paint warreiited; screen doors and windows, refrigerators aud Uwi mowers. No better place in the city to trid'i. Come and see my large store room full of goodw, 1361 feet long. WHERE A CHILD CAN BUY AS CHEAP AS A MAN FURNIT U RE! FU RNIT UR E: FURNITURE! New styles arriving daily. It will he but a short time until you will he looking around for yoftr holiday presents, \vc want to call your attention to our beau tiful line of fancy ROCKERS, MIRRORS—ManteI and* Cabinets, PARLOR CABINET, etc. We will also have tor the holiday trade a full lino of Dinner and Tea Set at any price from #4.50 to #75, all new styles and new shapes, goods guaran teed not to craze. A beautiful line of Vase and Bouquet Lamps, from #1.50 to #lO. Anything you want in the above goods call and see us. Truly Yours Campbell & Templeton, 136 N. Main St., - - Butler, Pa. AFTER HARVEST you want NEW FURNITURE to re place some of the old We arc headquarters for first-class goods. Remember we have no mark down sales; our prices are alwa s as low as is consistent with good goods. A full line of QUILTS in addition to other bedding. E. S. DREW, - 128 E. Jelferson, St. MaiSV' 1X DY CA >IV. in 2rßp" one of the most picture sque i gulches in the *Rocky moun dergone a sud deti and great ]~4i change There had been three 3*®=" months of flat- C J tering prom ise, and liberal prosperity for miners, gamblers and saloons; but luck had suddenly and capriciously deserted the camp, for there was not another shin ing atom of "the precious" to be found in the gulch. This fact was declared by the old miners, who were packing up to go over the mountains to Clear Creek canj-on, where a new camp was being started under favorable prom ises. Saloon keepers and faro-banks had "folded their tents like Arabs," and gone where there was fresh gold to rake in, and where thore were new vic tims to conquer. The n:iners had all followed except Patrick .Mcßirney and his wife and | three others —Morgan, Ben Thomas , and Jack Leslie. These peruons lingered at the deserted camp for the aim pie reason that they preferred the solitude of Windy gulch to the rough, | wrangling crowd that had ju»t left. I Besides, Morgan lay wounder" .j the | little shanty of Mcßirney. up among i the cedars; he was too badly injured to think of removing; so it was elected I that they were to stay behind in sole, . independent possession of Windy camp, and each take his turn at playing the I part of (iood Samaritan toward the ' j sick miner. Alex Morgan was a man of middle I age. and his friends rightly conjectured that he had seen better days than a , checkered career at the different min- I j ing camps had afforded. When Morgan had been sober, he j had displayed evidences of former cult ■ ture and of having lived in tho best I j society. But he had grown dissipated 1 at the mining camps, and gambled recklessly. it w:s while gambling I with Poker Saul, in one of the saloon j shanties, that a dispute had ar.sen, which soon waxed furious, and in a rage, the sport hud shot Morgan, in flicting v.hat his friends realized would prove a fata! wound, lie now iay at Pat Mcß:rney's, with very few more ! days to live. Mrs. Mcßirney, with all the goodness of heart and impulsive nesa characteristic of the real Irish woman. nur>od h:m as tenderly as if he , had been a dear brother. Ben Thomas was a bankrupt ranch- I man turned miner. His "pard," Jack i Leslie, was a young school-teacher from the east, in reduced c;reurn- j stances. Both were handsome, good hearted young fellows, and as Morgan j had shared their shanty at Windy camp, j he v. a-, considered "a pard" and neither WOUiU forvake h.m lor the selfish pur- i pose of trying his fortune at the new | camp over in the canyon. They willing- ; ly shan d the duties of watching over | the wounded man, doing all in their power to alleviate his suffering. One day, I'en and Jack were sitting on a bowlder down the gulch. It was the second day after the camp had been deserted and turned over to the unre utricted occttj ancj of their little party. "Morg :s pietty low, pard," remarked Ben, his eyes on the lofty cliffs far j above the rugged gulch. "lie is that," returned Jack. "I'm i thinking that poor Morg is abovt to cross the divide, whence no miner ever comes back." "Poker Sain ought to hang!" said Ben, vcngefully. "He deserves to have his neck meas ured f-,r a rope necktie," approved Jack, warmly "IJut poor Morg had V ill ft r f> C£&A 1 I • : ■ f C \ < J' v -" t '\a J ':■■'£*& -v *- '■U fcsl , J v . fift. f —-.Jt? Tin: KAIIt STl'.AMll |{ WAS t'OMi.VO ACHOSS '1 lie ROCKP. only a few friend ~ being one of the unlucky dogs of humanity, while Poker Sam l.a> a hundred warm satellites al way. blazing in his wake." 'llih chip glu . '< n» thar, tight V, 'in:!' replied 11 -r». with a little strong language. "Has Morg any fn. ndn where he cau.e from'.' inquiretl .laek, refilling his pirje. "Blast my boots, if f know! 1 never heard him tell of any. Morg was al v.ays a clot.e mouthcd felb-r, pard. Oh, Pat!" he called to Mcßirney, who wax Hi lling in a little strcain hard by. Pat fixed his rod between two rocks and came over. "What do yez v.antV You'll sphoil the bite I was Jookin' for ivery min ute," he said, with a good-natured smile on his round, florid face. "Say, Pat," asked IJ.-n, "did Morg ever t«*ll you or your woman whether he had any friend* where he hailed frouiV" "Faith, yis, he tould Katie thet ho had lost his wife, and had wan girrul livin' wid her mothet'n sister in Kan sas. '1 het's all lie iver tould. for the poor tnon's not much on the talk, at all, at all," afte» which meager infor mation, Pat returned to hl« flshing-r'xl. | ami was soon busy pulling out some handsome denizens of tho mountain | stream. Ben and Jack smoked away in silence i for several minutos, and having sunned and aired themselves for a half hour, they ar</-.e t<, up to Mcltlrney's shan- j ty to i.i '■ hot* Morgan was getting I along. "Who's that coming down the trail?" [ asked Jack, pointing down the gulch, where a dim object was moving into sight. "Bless my ole socks If I kin tell ye!" j answered lieu, stopping by his com panion's side and following Ills gaze i down the gulch. "Maybe some one ' over from the canyon." "It's a woman! ' said Jack Leslie, I with some excitement at his discovery, i "Yes, pard, it's a woman, picking her way over tho rocks down the old I j trail." "Bless my shirt, if it ain't!" returned Ben. "She"* a tenderfoot to roclss an' mines, ye kin tell by the dainty way she's drawin' this way." "She's a young and pretty girl," an nounced Jack, as the object drew • nearer, "and, pard. she's dressed in j style! Wh.it'll we do?" "Ilade't «e li'-st dr*p sorter br- Mnd tl I• ;• >1 r l .l' he past >, pard? V •r> lii' • i.ti'r- •» I II tn be > nby Ii It cr< ' ras y<> i ; i|." "It s no <• ■ to b.de now, for she's | already spied u»," said Jack. "See! ttit'i turmug from thw trail autl o/muitf 1 BUTLER, PA., FRIDAY, DECEMBER 4, . direct tor us. It was as Jack Leslie said. The fair st ran per had left the old trail and was coming across the rocks to meet them. W hen she was near enough they could see that she was very young, with a graceful, slender form"**and a !ovel» face, lighted up by a pair of intel'i gent blue eyes, while her h.ir was the color of the sunbeams that kissed the eternal snows up on the distaut peaks of the Rockies. She was dressed in a dark, becoming costume, fashionably though plainly ina<K\ and carried a small valise in one hand. She paused before the men. and, in a sweet, low voice, asked: '•ls this Windy camp?" Jack and lien stood blushing before the fair creature like two great bash ful schoolboys. However, Jack was the first to recover h'.s presence of mind, : and he answered: '•Yes. ma'am, this is Windy camp." And l.en Thomas, who had not seen so fair a girl from the haunts of civil ization for five years, recovering' him self on hearing his companion's famil iar voice, a-ltl^l: "Yes, miss, wot's left of it—most of it's gone over the mountains to the canyon." "Do either of you know a man by the name of Alexander Morgan?" asked the girl. The men exchanged significant glances, and each seemed to beseech the other mutely to tell her the sad in telligence. At last Jack said, kindly: "Is he a relative of yours, miss?" "Yes; he is my father," she replied. I "I am Grace Morgan, and hare, since my poor mothers death, five years ago, lived with my aunt in Kansas. But I grew tired of eating the bread of de pendence and have come to seek my father. About two months ago I had a letter from him, and he said he would 1 e at Vt'indy gulch this summer: so 1 came to him—not to be a burden to him, for I can teach school, wash f or the miners, or do something," she said, cheerfully. | "Miss Morgan." said Jack, striving 1 to render his tones steady, "don't be i scared, for I have bad news for you." Grace Morgan trembled slightly and ' her face grew very white. "He is dead!" she uttered, hoarsely. "Not quite so bad as that. Miss Mor gan. He had trouble with a bail fel low, who shot him. Your father is alive yet, up tliere at that little shanty among the cedars" and Jack pointed to wher • Mel!./ i'-y*s little cabin coukl but faintly be seen, enmeshed as it was I by rocks and evergreens. "Thank God. he lives!" cried she, and ; she started to go toward th - eal in. but she staggered so fearfully that Jack hurried to her si'lj and b I her to accept his strong arm. Grace Morgan gave him such a tender look of sweet gratitude from her blue eyes an hone .t Jack ncv r forgot all his life; and with a softly spoken i "Thank you," she took his off red i support andwalke 1 soberly away Poor H'-n, who would have died to stand in I Jack's boots at that moment, si <o 1 bv ; the bowlder gazinr nervously after ! them. With a deep-drawn sigh, the big fellow said aloud to himself: "If it hadn't been Jack I b'leve I'd a P.att"n"d him, sure! Maybe Ju ■'< don't think I know bow to be gallant to i gals. She's awful purty, an', poor i crectur! sh won't have a dad ly much | lon rer. Th *i. soPtebo<ly'* got to take keer ; of her, for sh" shan't herd l;i*l t ior a i livin' nur wash miner's tlurned ole | dirty duds. Naw sir •:! We'll jist net , up a orphan 'tylum right down hyer in V\ indy gulch an' take keer of her!" So saying. Hen turned away and went ! over to Cat to tell him the startling ; news that Morgan's daughter had come from Kansas. i'ut hud been so con cealed by the rocks along the stream that the new arrival had not been seen by hi in. When Hen and Mcßirney, with his string of fish, went up to the cabin, they found Katie McUirney very busy In the little outdoor shed, where the cooking was all done in fair weather. Jack had gone to the spring for fresh water, while in the cabin they could hear a girl's low, gentle voice. As Pat secured knives to clean the fish, his wife whispered aloud to liirn and Hen: "Och! bless her dear heart! The darlint was c'anc, intoirely affected by the meetin' wid the poor wounded father that is. Jack, the poor bye, wint i. ft to the sphring to hide his fail in's an' me own voice was that sthopped. I could hardly spheak wan worrid!" "Shure, an' how did Morg take it?" asked Pat. "lie was mooch affected at inectin' wid the darlint. Hut she's a brave wan. She's rnaltin' herself as calm as a shummer noight whin not a leaf sthird, an' is talk in', as ye kin hear, il ye listen, in that sooth in' way slio has.'* If Mrs. Meliirney was so easily cap tivated by the gentle manners and love ly personal charms of Grace Morgan, the reader can readily imagine liovv completely fa ciliated were those honest cit./.e s of Windy camp, Jack Leslie and lien Thomas. Poor Alex Morgan lingered two days longer after his daughter's arrival, lie fore he died, lie shook hands with Hen and Jack, snylng: "Good-by, pard:-. the time to leave base ime. I'm going to cross the mys terious, awtul divide, but I leave my little girl behind. Watch over her tenderly w hen I'm gone, forgcttin;; my sins. Mine K a wa.tcd life, part-, and 1 leave nothing behind me fur Grace. Tr.v to get her a school down in llio town. She bus an education, and with a little help will succeed " "Don't worry, Morg," said Jack; "Miss Grace shall have our lir .t con sideration, always." The grief of jioor Grace Morgan was intei,:.(*, but she had the tru-st sym pathy of her four friend™ in Windy camp. Pat, who could handle tools readily, made a cofllii of some lumber fo ind iu the gulch, while Jack and Hen started off to dig the grave. They chose a retired spot fur up the gulch, and began digging In silence. They were very sober. They could not forget the misery and sorrow on that pretty, tearful face tip at Meltir ney's cabin. They had nearly finished 1 the grave when li n remarked: "Say. pard. ain't that mighty cur'ous I yit'.rr soil we're h -avin' out?" "Valh-r soil?" Jack repeated, half abstractedly. Hut ho took up a hand ful und looked at It closely. Ills face i wore a wild l«*»k as he turned to Hen. "Pard, It's gold pure, genuine, un adulterated gold! Windy camp's not I played out yet. Poor Morg's grave has ) brought us luck!" "Hlest if ye ain't right, pard," said lien, having satisfied him'elf that they | really had Struck gold. "Well, 1 I kuowed when Grace Morgan come she would bring luck to II . Windy campers. A purty young stranger always does!" he added, with a superstition that is j said to be proverbial of some old miners. It was quickly decided to abandon ' that grave and dig one «,n an opposite slope. Here all that was mortal of uu lueky Alex Morgan was laid to rut. The little party of frieudi supported the weeping girl, and a . the pines lisped and moaii' d in sympa hy. Jack and Hen sang two verses of "Jesus Lover of My Koul." The three men began at once to work the new mine, which proved a particu larly valuable one. Nothing like it had ever before been In Wiudy gulch. All united iu declaring that Morgan had brought thu good fortune to them and they very appropriate ly nam—) it th j (J, ace .\J.nn. Grace accepted Mrs. McHirn-y's iu- I tfttrtli.ru tv Sttl? ttV the CWI/in Murtug (lit; -s / ♦ ['< "SAY, PARD, AIN'T TUAT CURIOUS . son.?" summer, for ber father's death had left her weak and spiritless. Only one person in Windy camp had the power to call the roses back to her p.ile cheeks —that was Jack. Ben saw this dear ly, and like the true friend tiiat he was, though he would have laid his life down for the girl, so great was his love, he never attempted to lay a straw in Jack's way. So, Ben had no need to establish h:3 contemplated orphan asylum in the gulch; nor did (irace Morgan ever have a chance to teach over in the valley, or wash for the miners, for at Chri .tmas time she married big. handsome Jack Leslie, who had realized enough from his share in the Grace Mine to yield him a comfortable income for the rest of his life. Ben derives a grave happiness from their perfect contentment. An. H. GIBSON. The I'mfer of Imtelnatlon. Imagination, 'tis saii. will work wonders. This fact was well illus trated in a Church street store the other evening, and victims wer? many. Whil > the proprietor was out his clerk carefully placed in the stove a lighted can !le, which shed a goodly volume of light but gave no heat. The first cus tomer to arrive wore an overcoat. lie sat near Ilia stove, but soon left the stove with the remark; "It'stoo warm here for me." Victim Xo. 2 drew his chair up to the stove with the remark; "I'ee!- go< 1 these evenings." Then came a portly arid dignified gentle man. who too 1 -: a seat near the stove. Said h. : "One sensibl ■ man in town, an;.' >w." Jost then the proprietor of the ' >rs and a friend entered and took a seat. Presently it evidently becaino too warm for the pi prietor-liimsclf. He p;.r ly opened a window, requested his clerk to close the draught of the stove and then tat down ng:.!n. When the stove door was opened they all ad journed to the street to get warm. — Westchester (Pa.) Local News. —Frank—"Belle rather wears her heart tnl er ■ leeves." May—"Oh, no; she ha» it sut on a diamond engage ment ring."—X. Y. Herald. —Man v. Uh li'.ack Lye—"Waiter, bring in'• a teak." Waiter —"Yessir. Baw {• r the ( e. -ir, or cooked to eat?" Wilh».'. ii Mcister. MRS. MALAPnOP. A Society tVoevm at the Cnvltnl Who I* c r»-ii.le*l IT. Mi stun'' rnli|<i« Savinirs. Washington society, like every other soeiety. has its Mrs Mala prop, a good lady who lias said several good things of an inappropriate kind and gets the credit at the club'* ar.d dinn r parti"sof having >aid ten '.imos as many, says the Itoston P'-rald The Mr Mnlf.prop of Washington is one of the new-rich who have revolut ionized the architecture and the society of Washington. The "smart" society people go to their beautiful h-.-use, eat their delicious terrapin, drink their perfect champagne and get i>IT witty remarks about them — if possible quoting them or pretending to, so as to make them ridiculous- all of which. I need not say, is considered quite good etiquette, even if it i:t not good manners. Well, Mrs Mal'iprop has climbed up on liei husband's bank account through the usual ways into "society," and while she gets along very well occa sionally lapses a little in conversation, the lapses lieing carefully recorded by her dear new friends To the daughters < f one of the rr;'>st distinguished diplomats she is reported t/i have said: "I uni so glad to meet you I have lieen hearing you spoken of so much as the pretty Miss Legation, the clever Miss Legation. Do tell me which of you is the pretty one and which is the clever one." Again to a famous army olTlecr and his wife, who were telling how much they had enjoyed her dinner party, she cheerily said: "I thought you would like to rv et some nice people.'' Being presented to a plainly dressed woman whose name she did not catch she said in the course of conversation that Washington was a delightful city for |>cop!c in moderate circum tanccs. "Tlieiv are so many prett' little houses such ns you, u; dam. might find suita ble," she said, addressing, nnwittingly, one of the richest of the old residents whose line house on Lafajette square is alinoit. historical, and who had the tuct s-id kindne i not to set her right Perhaps Mr. Malaprop's most f.nnous speech is of a . late date a lit I spring, jut before she went abroad. Coining down to meet a morning caller in her wrupper Mrs. Malaprop said, sweetly: 'You really m i*.t excuse me for coming down In my nom de plume, but I have been busy packing all the morning." ANY DOCJ IN A PINCH. I low mi l.upri ih Mmnrnrrar Kt*|»li»r««l it J.ortL rii:»ru««. A handsome spaniel, which bore tin marks of choice breeding, was tucked away among the mass of express mat ter i:i an American Lxprcr.s Company's car which was aft iclied to a f'entral- Iludson train a few mornings ago, says the Itoclioster Democrat. The dog was on his way from Toronto to New York, and was Intended as a present to a gen tleman in the metropolis. A silver col lar encircled his neck. The dog was a bright, IIIU Ulgent fellow and had been made a | ner.il pet by the express mes sengers along the line. When th<; train reached this city the messenger in charge of the car untied the spaniel to allow him to cut hl'i breakfast. Several of the station em ployes were admiring the dog as he was devouring a piece of steak from the restaurant, when suddenly the animal bounded over a pile of packages, out through the o]x n door, and was gone before tho surprised me eiigcr could realize what bad happened. The dog was properly billed, and vis lous of aii immediate discharge from service flitted through the me .- tiger's brain should he fail to hand over the dog In New York. A search was use less, an the train was to leave within five minutes, and the spaniel was rev eling tn liberty among the plels-lun curs In the street Suddenly an inspiration struck the me engcr, and running oi»t to the hack stand in front of the station he looked quickly iij> and down the \in t. A for lorn-looking cur, with his tail between his legs, was in the act of purloining a meal from an adjacent garbage barrel He gave a quick yelp as the me -sengcr grsblici! him up, and Iwo minutes later was crouch ng In a corner of the ex press car with the company's W% udrrnln • his mun"y hide The outcomu of the i.torv is s*ill un known. but It l» likely that the New York man coir liters himself the victim of a practical Joke On Che purt \A Wh Torout*/ frttnnt Quite KrHlenf. Mr. Bradley Smyth in passing under the rear window of his house receives the contents of a pail of water on his head. Mrs. ISradley Smyth—Oh, Bradley dear, I'm to sorry! Believe me.it was an accident. I did not throw it at you. Mr. Bradley Smyth—l know you did not. dear. Mrs. I'radley Smyth How. love? Mr. Bradley Smyth—Because you hit me. —Judge. A l*#fiul Accomplishment. Father—Johnny, there's a button oft your coat. Go upstairs and sew it oil. Little Johnny (in surprise)— Mother will sew it ou. Father—l know she will, but I want you to learn to sew on buttons yourself. Johnny (amazed) —Why? Father (solemnly)— Some day, John ny, when you grow up, you won't have any mother —nothing but a wile.—Good News. A Sad Alternative. Mrs. A.—Have you heard the news? Mrs. B.—No, what is it? "You know old Goldburg was en gaged to Birdie McGinnis. Well, he has jilted her." "He has? Outrageous! I feel so sorry for the poor thing. Now she will either have to commit suicide, or look around for another fellow." —Texas Siftings. The Innocence of Childhood. Auntie —Good-by, Freddie, I am sorry I can't take you in the carriage with me. Freddie —Why, auntie, are you going in a carriage? I heard papa say this morning that he'd be glad when you took your final walk!— Boston Budget. Xo Dancer of Eic««. Doctor —It is ii little difficult to diag nose your ease. Perhaps you have been eating too much. Patient—lmpossible. This hotel i« mn on the Luropean plan.—N. Y. Weekly. An Aecompan raent Wanted. Minnie (with novel, to Mamie at pi ano)— Please play something pathetic, dear. I have just reached the chapter where the heroine stands weeping on the shore as the hero sails away, per haps to never, never return. —Indianap- olis Journal. « nmpl-ilnlnjr Still. Gazzam I don't see l.ow nr.y farmer can be unhappy with the present prices for wheat. Meddergrass Stranger. I only sowed ninety acres, when I might have put in an even hundred just as well. — Judge. A Ml»u<rMler«tf»nd!n • He—You say you are twenty-four? She (frankly)— Yes, twenty-four. He —Why, your mother told me yes terday that you were but twenty-three. She—You must have misunderstood mamma. She was piobably tel'.ingyou her own — Life. PKKI'I.I-XKD. v ?fV i fwi %Ij 3U \ £{_ She—Haven't you been standing be fore that glass long enough? Hc-Um. Well, p'raps I have. Yon see 1 can't decide whether to wear my hair pompadour or not!— Truth. What the I'rlnce Wants* "They have rain coinpcllers In Amer ica, dear," said the princess of Wales to her husband. "Yes," replied Albert Edward, "and what we need In Lngland is something to make a reign quit when it keeps up too long."—Jury. Thut Wumi't It. ••My grandfather hasn't had his hair cut for ten years," remarked Twynn. "Bald, I suppose?" replied Triplett, with the air of one who is not to be caught so easily. "No; dead."—Judge. A lii-iciil r KUter. "It's curious what bad taste CliapplA has in the matter of neckties, while lus sister's taste is so excellent." "You don't understand. Chappie's taste is all right; but his sister gets Urst whack at them." —Truth. A Football Accident. Friend—Were there any uccldents in the football game to-day? Player—Only one A mule in an ad joining Held broke loose, got mixed up with the game, and was pretty badly hurt.—Good News. They lluil No ('••< for llltu. "How did poor Waters happen to get lynched?" "lie got into the Hooded district, and somebody spread a report that ho was u government rainmaker." —Puck. Too 1 rue. Customer Jakey, why do you always carry your small change in your mouth? Bootblack 'Cos the purty women on the street cars alius does.—Chicago Tribune. A Sulrmii Tralli. "The road to fame in mighty hard walking." "It's quite as hard going by stages."— I*l oiv 11 ■j - Willi ll.nainlle. Kub-sotl plowing with dynamite is lane of the new methods hi the south, and il. Is said lo be equal to the process of trenching used by market gardeners to loosen the earth to a depth of two or three feet and allow the absorption of u good deal of water for sustaining vege tation during a drought The inventor drills holes two or three feet deep aud five feet apart, making sixteen hundred to tho ivcre In each lie puts an ex plosive, and. after tain plug, discharges It, the whole numlier being connected with a wire leading to a battery. In a recent ex|Hirimeiit the explosive used was one-fourth of a small sized dyna mite cartridge, with about an ounce of Judson powder. 'i'l§e surface of the ground appeared to IHI lifted two or tluco feet, a few small clod* la-lug thrown up to the height of n house It •van broken to the depth of thirty Inch es at the (mints of the explosion and sldowlsc for a purt of the ilistuncu lAj twvcu the holes. Map. of the Star*. The clviliiscd nations at the earth have agreed to coo[*-rate in tuktug a photographic chart of the hesveua. Home twenty telescopes are to work four years and will result In mapping probably BS.OW.OuO of stars; with longer exposures probably vi.CHxl,ooo,lsKJ could bo photographed It is au achievement the thought of which (ills ui» with awe and wonder. Yet It serves to remind us of our Insignificance when wo re member that were our luetruiacuts placed upon >.omJ tii eliu" our ourth would not even ii ;urc as one of these 'J.tKJU.OOO.O'J) p'rinta of light that tell us svuiethluif iff ffcfo wonders of tip brawny. DESTRUCTIVE INSECTS. The Zebra Caterpillar and Clover Seed Slldre—Teated Remedies. Wo illustrate from the bulletin of the Ohio experiment station, at Columbus, the zebra caterpi'lar and clover seed midge. with descriptions as follows: Zobra caterpillar (Ceramics picta).— This ciiterpular is at once distinguished from other larvje feeding upon cabbage by the brilliant yellow ana black mark ings upon its body. It originates from small, spherical eggs, laid in clusters upon the cabbage leaves by a hand some. purplish-brown moth (ft), that appears early in summer. At first the larva* are very dark, and feed together gregariously, but as they develop they become lighter colored and disperse over the plant \Yh~n disturbed they roll up and drop to the ground. They become full grown (a) in three or four weeks, when they are about two inches long, with a wide, longitudinal, velvet-black stripe upon the middle of ZEBRA R ATERrn.t.AR— a, larva. 6, moth. (After | Rilof ) the back, and two bright yellow stripes upon each side, which are connected by i fine, yellow, transverse lines. The I caterpillars now construct, t-lightly be neath the soil surface, loose cocoons composed of particles of earth fastened together by silken threads, within which they change to pup®. About a fortnight later the moths emerge, and deposit eggs for a second brood of larvn\ which develop early in autumn, pupating before winter, and hibernat ing within their cocoons. Remedies. —When young the larv» are congregated together upon one or u few 1-aves, and may then easily lie ; checked by hand-picking. Later they ! are cpoii to destruction by the applica tion of hot water, insect powder or kerosene emulsion. Closer Seed Midge.—(Ceeldom.vialeg uminicola) —The clover seed mi.lge is a small, orange-colored mascot, that de velops in the clover heads at the ex pense of the young Leeds. It hatches from eggs laid by a very small, two- : winged fly similar to the Hessian fly in appearance. The female is provided with a luag oripo.itor wiih which she V j ß if CIX>VEK RKED NMCE Kly and larva. Rlglilv niuunilled. lAfter Riley.) pushes her eggs in among the younff flowers. When tho larva is full grown it w rifles its way out of tho head and falls to the ground, where at or jnsi beneath the soil surface it forms a slight cocoon, within which it changes o the pupa state. About ten day.i lat.-r the llias emerjre to Isy egfor another brood. In tha northern state, there are two broods each season, while at the south there are at least three, and possibly more. Ucmcdiea.— I Tbo best preventive of the injuries of this insect yet suggested is that of mowing the field about thi middle of May (In the latitude of cen tral Ohio) when tho green heads are just forming, and leaving the partial erop thus cut on the ground as a mulch arid fertilizer. A new crop of blos soms is then produced, which comes between the regular crops and also be tween the two broods of the midge. '1 ins method has been tried for several years by some ot tho best farmers in Ohio with excellent results. The other remedies ordinarily recommended are t ttrly cutting of the first crop—about ten. days earlier than usual —and pasturing the fields in spring. I!ut there are serious objections to both these methods. DAIRY SUGGESTIONS. WHAT a blessing to this country if every state would rinploy dairy experts to teach the seienca of dairying. I'ooil hay. no gruin-and little shelter will convince you before the winter is half gone tiiat "dairying does not pay " TIIOHK who do not keep tho creamery perfectly sweet and clean do an injus tice l«>tli to the proprietors and the public. How TO kepp the milk pure and have th t butter good. There are sev eral details to be observed but cleanly stubles is one of them. ( oe.rt.AiNT Is made that tho profes sional creamery builders do not erect good, substantial plants. Watch them closely if you employ thein at aIL Now COMKH a man who says that no body can distinguish between sweet cream and uour cream butter. If wo could not we would get a new palate. IT is no wonder that tho product of somu creameries is deficient In keep ing qualities. There is dirt enough in some of these placji to disgust a horse. TAKE the opinion of other people on the quality of your butter. Wo are often pr> judlced toward our own pro ductions and ncvor more so than with butter. Tin: desiro to keep butter causes a good ileal of useless discussion. The sooner butter is eaten after it is made, the more natural Is the course that is pursued. WIIKN the dairy associations meet. It will be a good piau to atir up the ques tion of preventing that colossal fraud upon tho public, the manufacture of oleomargarine. Ktornal vigilance Is tho price of safety to our dairy inter •sat*. —Western Ilural- ••lliil lA't (iii N*»r tl»# Maud— L'.fs put on our batbllig-aulta. Ltliel-I can't. I put mine on yester day and got it quite wet, somehow or other, down on the beach. IVs utterly ruined —Harper's lltmar. I'lirinllra Num«wh»r#. Twjfim—Tl*er« uro do llicaou KhnLck |K»urc. Triplett-Noi but there are tnrlchiuie in Uacod. Jury. IN I*l hi; COUNTY. Mrs. Naasafrus— Killed him. Jl/Ua. didn't yerV Mr S;*«*ufras—You bcW Mrs. hunsafrua—Fight hard? Vr hjMjfras-Fit like utata 'u' ilra. »a»sa'ru»—Oit ary scrututi* Mr ttassafru*—Nope IX-un Uvln' ; with you so long !*▼» gt>* *h' 'xjafrtew*! ■ t' -4 udrf* I NO. 5 A FARM ICE-HOUSE. How to Construct One That Will Gil* KSU tire Satlirartlia. A cheap Ice-house. If properly con structed, is ns effective as a costly one. The tn ila things to be provided are perfect drainage, the exclusion of air beneath, ample ventilation and dry ness above, and sufficient non-conduct ing material below, above and around the ice to preserve its low tempera ture. If the soil is sandy or gravelly and dry, diff tho foundation only 134 or 3 feet deep; but if it is olay or other material impervious to water, the foun dation should be dug a or 8 feet deeper and a layer of coarse gravel, broken brick or clean sand. 3 or 3 feet In thick ness, should b~- put in to drain off any water from the melting ice. It would not l>e safe to put in a tils drain be cause this wonld afford contact with the air from beneath. Upon tho foun dation lay the sills, which may be 8 by 0 inch planks, and upon these studs ol the same size, 4 fset apart, are toe* nailed An icc-house to contain 60 tons should be 20 feet long, 16 feet wide and 10 feet high at the eaves. The out* side sheeting should be of matohe4 A GOOD CHEAI' ICR-HOITSK. lumber and the insidj lining of good boards, the space between them being closely tilled with packing material; or if this is scarce, air-proof tarred paper may be substitute.l, with care to maks all joints perfectly tight Baftcrs of 2x4 scantlin? support tho roof which should bo one quarter pitch, and made of either boards, shingles or asbestos rooflng. but it must be perfectly water tight and should have broad efcves to protect the sides us inuoh as possible. ! If both the roof and the bides are | painted white it will save much melt ing of th? ice. A large ventilator must be provided in the roof thtl the air passing over the pacUi.ig material may remove any moisture which collects upon it. A door should l«e placed in one or both ends a.vl either made double and pac't -d like the walls and Ctte 1 perfectly to t'le opening, or it i may b-j of but oue thickness and whon filling hoards can bo laid across the inside of door-way. the space betweon them and t:i-3 drx.r iiei-ig pic'ted with bundles of straw Tiu pact'ng mala rial should b.- at one fojt thick at tho bottom au.l side * and two feot thick on top. Hardwood sawdust is best, but leaves, cut 6trarv or chaff a-'iwer very well Hv remembering that a mass of iei- 10 fe«t square gives about 5,001 pounds for each foot in height, «nd that by u-.lng 100 pounds dni!v this mass will la t uujut two months, each can determine tho size of the hour.* he bhoald construct. Our illustration shows n section of the hou describe I and th-? position of the Ice, packing, etc. —Orungo -i udd Farmer. RURAL CROVITIES. A noßTict't,Tfßi:iT bus informed tha American Kicld of Chicago uiaA tho castor-oil plant is universally detested by the animal world, and no beast, bird or t entile will touch tlint plant. Uoats, horses, crmy worms, locusts nnd even tobacco worms will not touch it. The iii-tor-oil plant appears to lie a rank poiuon to ii 11 members of the animal kingdom. Tub wild cow fives just milk enough to rear tha youn f, and then "dries up" The modern high-bred dairy cow docs a good d >al better than that, especial ly when she gives from seventy to ninety pounds of milk a day But tha wild cow, or one but a slight ramove from her. can still be seen on a good inar.y farms where owners hate "book farming." and abjure and despise milk record s. Tim warmth In tho body of an ani mal In the winter season is produced from the /ood. The more warmth cro ut -<l tho more food neoe; jry. Th® more the animal is protected from tha cold the less warmth to be provided. To save food, therefore, the stoek should be provided with good dry quarters, the most important point be ing to guard against draughts of air from cracks or crevices. I'KOPL.k who conduct dairies and raise stock by routine alone (anH an old-time routine at that) lose a great daal of the pleasure there is in such work. It la a pleasure to think and study and exper iment To make one's work Interesting Is the secret through which It becomes attractive, and through which suocess Is won. Tho luck of this Interest in farm work is what drives boys from the farm. ____________ Early Chick* aa<l Their Food. Cracked corn, wheat screenings, haf seed or anything that the cliicl'ens will est may bo given thorn. It Is a prac tice with some to feed corn in tha shape of dough, and such food Is excel lent as a portion of the ration, but not as au exclusive food. If the coro*tac»l dough is first cooked as bread it will be more wholesome, and the ir.ess will be Improved In quality If the meal If mixed with milk Instead of with wa ter. Chicks should never be M much sloppy f«x*l. Dry, hard fuud ta more suitable for them, and a luxury for them will be a mesa of lean meet cut ap li.io in a meat cutter. For green food for chicks, the clover leaves from barn sweepings, scalded. Is excellent* and mashed potatoes will be highly rrlislwl Keep little chicks busy all tho tiuio by Inducing II.UBI to work at scratching for seeds. Lxerclse Is very Important iu raising chicks, as it serves to prevent leg weakness, promotes ap* petite and renders them loss liable to bo w. l disease. Farm and FiresUfca Cornell wentnry M«a4loa. Oun Snobberly. a Now York Fifth a»- enuo duil«. paid a youn* lady a groat deal of attention at a social gathering. but alio siiulibod him uumocolfully. At last Ou*v who had boon takingUMH>nch wine, nuiil: "1 really believe. Miss Blank, you think that 1 am a fool." "O, no, Mr tJ:iobb?rly," she repllwV with a swoot smllo; "I never judge > p« rr»on by the way he loOka"-"" biftiags. III* Opinion ot I baft a. Hon ton (Jirl (with enthusiasm)— What is your opinion of lbsen, Mr. Cahokia? Isn't lie jfruud, wonderful, sublime? Mt. Louis Youn<j Man (taken ak eome dlsDilvuiitage, but rallying in gcwd shape)—lie's u corker, Miss IlfTwJtOnes. W hat—cr—clul/s ho pitohiair Chiouco Tribune. Tablag Notes. Kir by Stone— What paper 4o you ' take, Lott'/ I Job Uot -I've s;>eut most of my Ume i lately lu Va»*ng up my Puck. I'.rm j Uar tar 1 aaobm- Hall Rooiue— I'm writing a vane *9 the landlady's daugli Vert gh% ob • rhy.no for spuooa yuu uaod prunes?"— Uu Ilj4 3M» Ua)oeM4. Itollay—lJJYTW thish that i s a dccliuiug institution? I Maud—Noi bat iVfuSQtg CQMVM W wmfT or-fyu».