VOL. XX VIII PROFESSIONAL HARDS. JO** - PH w. milleh, M. D. Physician and Surgeon, O.Vc* .i.nl it lit ** Main St. Btttkr, ft.. . - Dr. N. M. HOOVER, 13*. K. V»'*\fic.Bt., 08l •• hours, l» to 12 U. ami i ro a r. !.. M. ;;einsf,L, m. I>, I'lIV :-1 1 'I AN A»0 gCESR'IS. ( ITS. e ;.iid re iJence at ISI E. Ciimdiighatn di, L BLACK, 1-11 • iSCIAS JM»I UOt.'K, * t vv Ti out man liulldlnff. !!iitler. I'.u . ■ . i -..Aiif ;.i. i>.. t. MANN m. D. j i.Jti' : Specialties: ■ :■ . .i.i | s is t'>e, Sinn and | .. i' \ TliriuL •-. LEAKE4 MAi\lN, Butler, Pa. A!Si> it e i. IX S. Maiu Mr. otiw Frank « i.i, r.nr:.-?, r.< UEL M- BfPI-Üb. ' 1 >siciati and Surgeon. K« x' . .!'- ■ iivticr. l'a. \\ K. riTZEL. ! . Vii i.. '-BURGEON. f. ■ , ...j- s .!.i i.i Kor' st- . liutler. Ia- V. r*.cALPINF, Den list, I: j ~ :i u'.'v I- raicu ::t l-a) Soiilli .Main S:M .| ! t . i, si. HM !: •- T.-IIII' I !y o-Mifi *d t; l:r. '■ , J. uo.N ALDSON, Dentist. Butler, Penn'a. in vial 'loll, i 1 • -« tied in tl.c latest im . ,'i |I S.i.-li. . •■Mflllll.iC a !,!<•• Ujti. office \\ , y i Vi.til>.tS...»Wt-*B!We. - ' ' I K. :■) A. JOI'NSTON. ; . ,;. i . LU 1 LEK, f'A. rs j. rtMHiinji to the execut , 0 • 1.. ,iU>t liiamier. ... 1,,... ! nn.l PainlessKx 1. j, , th. v itelUcd Air administered. 1. ... Un -li-tTsrson Sti-wt, ont door K«hl cl Lear) li--j*f. < p slain.. t 1 .mi daily, exct • t Wednesdays an-! < utmii"! I'.atious by mall welve i' . ;.i »ilti ntion. . i;. t ill only Ocntlsi Wi Butler uslni: the I, * orioetli. t i L, WcQUISTION, JA.MM Kli AMI SURVEYOR. • -5 WKA* >•!»• Bnw» '•*. j\ ; - . McF ARLAND. Nit >rv Public— <>nice C!i s. M ih- use-see i 11 j!. Q VV At K. ER, .II , t . ;'-|..iW • 11l lllUKmil BlW:. J. M. PAINTER, Aitomej'-at-Law. , , i', uvtfi 1"< >tofllee and Diamond, But- V'a. A. T. SCOTT, ATTOKNKV-AT-I.AW. or ■ :.tI<"o. s, South !>iamoiid, Bailor. Pa. A. M. CHRISTLEY, atiohnev at LAW. 4 n■ • * ■>" i, ': Moor, An-'.rTSon 11! I;, ilalu *^l., r • rt'l IM' Butl 'l'. F». J. W HUTCHISON, ATTORNEY AT LAW. (p. .-.> l ft-i-ond ii<. .-r of the Hii'-'C'lfon block, . llutlfr, Ta.. Room No. 1. JAMES N. MOORE, • I rOitNEV-AT-LAW AND NOT ART PTBLIC. i v •in ltoooi NO.-1. second floor of UuseUeu 1 • . en'rincft on Dlamrind. IRA McJUNKIN. Aliorn -v a: Uw. Offl'-* at No. IT. Hast -leiler *.-»n St , ! hi 'f»r« Pa.J vV. C. FIND LEY, .*.! ;. . :;t f. v. ; , : Itti l r>tp'.- Apwl . Of f.. r t-i I- /. vii '.all's ofS:--r- 011 o'»r«l> <>' i)i.im ■ ••!. !'• t H. H. GOUr.HEIL A''urr.-"-:i!-,a. . • <;n un w»WI 'soor ol Aii.'er f, i- 'oi'i-ii: : * r Cin'rl House. Butter. j : i. J. K. BHITTAIN. Atl'y at 1..V.V O:!V.'- at s. f, ( or. »Inti> H», snd Diaii-oiMl, Bniler. Pa. SKWTON BLACK. A.i'y «' L..W »m w •-■■■ So'ltn fil-lc of I'lat'ior.d Bmie- : L Mi-JiiiNKiN, InsnitHice ami Rial Instate Ag't IT V.A'-: rr.i i inriiiiii. % j 1 4 •; - N ;*j >?r- jflSt'l'JiraS G' v . -O'iic't Cor. Main & t >i!ni»h.-uB . i. t. ROESBIKQ, Punoin. .( (.' IfKiNEMAN, SftoitK'ary DH;? !>r It ' liMibsi'tl, •J, V. Iji:i . :: r, I>. T. S'orrli?. L Y . , Agont, t=»TTT' i. ■ ■: - , • ' - A. . GABLE. V '• rirt; tr.> H n rge on. -if the Ontario Veterinary C To;'oat i, t'anadii, Pr, liable treotrt all dlfteapea of tht domett i rated nnini:t!r<, find imkea ri>i !i; 1 wjj,!eia!ty. Castration per formed wi'hc lit clumt", find all otber snrgictil operatioDfi performed in the moi:t pcieatific manner Oalla to any part of the country promptly responded to. Office and Infirmary in Crawford's Livery, 132 West Jefferson Street, Butler, Pa. THE BUTLER CITIZKN. some Iff. And it pays \<>u to road all advertise monts when it makes von money to do so. W hen von can find out where to buy the hest I Jed-room suit in tlie market for I #l9. When\ou can find out where to l>n\ the best Parlor suit for S3B, best crush J plush. A beautiful set of dishes, I 14 pieces, | for #12.50. jJeautiful toilet set, 12 pieces, tor #4.91). Then we say it doubly pays you to see our adv, this week and next. Don't forget to see our display nt the Fair, September 8,1), and I I and our store, 13<> N. Main St., Butler, Pa. Campbell & Templeton. AFTER HARVEST you want NEA\ FURNITURE to re place some of the old We are headquarters for lirst-elass goods. Remember we have no mark © down sales; our prices are alwat s as low as is consistent with good goods. A full line of QUILTS in addition to other bedding. o E. S. DREW, - 128 E. Jefferson, St. HENRY BIEHL 122 NORT II MAIN STRKKT. hi If I.jJiTFi IPHJiSJ TST ' A DEALER IN Hardware and House Furnishing: Goods. o runper and st«ei iiame binder. Warren ready mixed j aint. warranted; serpen doorrf and windows, relrigerut ors and lawn mowers. No hotter }>l-ce in the city to trade. Come and see my large store room full of goods, 136* feet long. WiiK RE A ( : t? I LI) CANBUVAS CH KA I' AS AM A N , RINGS, ' I JI.IIIIOIHIS ) KOARF PINS. ' STIJD^, (GENTS GOLD, W l-ADIKb UOLI). yy (gents silver LADIES CHATL.MN, f Gold Pins. Far-ringf, j ' • i Ringn Chains, Bracelet*, KtCj I Tta M ts. castor*, butter dishes 1 VT'I'WM l'P \ ' A.m fsswr* E. GRIEB, THE JEWELER No. 19, North Main St., BUTLER, PA., SURE THINGS. Do Courtney-Joaes U-'wt lar.-o idea* of g»vorn went rt form. Ami thousht I',' only tad to ninan ltak. Mh toru t>> stem Ii clloo day Uiinga luftked oo bright lUat h» could almost sec Th ' jltent ballots plliti? up hU majority; Bui as he coui.tt-.l tlie returns at two o'clock that iiljrlit, Thro# 1 - afe" precincts came In and hi, l hi* i*t lice Ml < f H. Knocke l out—complete ly crushed, hi: l.ri htest hoped took win,.-, llou could lie l«eic: He; knew he had A Dead Sure Tbing. Tom .leiil,in ■ fate was even worse; he loved a roguish miss. Who rath' r liked a quiet hup, and didn't mind At last Tom thought the time had come to end his lonely life. And ;;ain her deepest gratitude by making tier bis wife; With eouflderi • lie asked when she "would | name the blissful day," And build she would liot "name" at all. s>l}e'd only been In play. So, to his empty pocket he returned the ill® mflud ring And fe.und h' I K'-iii-ed some points about A Dead Sure Thing. Ala.-;! such luck is « .mmon in th«sc barrassing days We allliavo stumtled i.ver it iu ; unexpected ways. II may have ben a tip about some flyer at the track. Or el.- ■ red v.-on a dozen times, and thtn we played the black; Or our small flash ran up against one headed by a king In fact we all htive i,-amb!cd on A We ad Sure Thing. | —Harry Romaine, in Detroit Free Pres3. h i 11—Ralph Hollister and I —aud they liad dressed me in my wedding dress, and bade me look at myself and see how pretty I was. Well—but that is not for mc to say. Only I did not feel as if I knew myself standiuff there all white, with a veil on my head and white roses in my hand. We couldn't get orange-blos soms, and we were all glad, I think. I know I was as happy as the angels are in Heaven. You should have seen the picture from our door. One side the green woods, the other the green prairie— like a sea it looked with the wind sweeping its grass gently up and down, ns waves rise and fall, and just oighty little houses and then barns gathered together anil the stone church on the liiil and t\;e selioolliouso below it It was called Hope Settlement, and it was prosperou; and others were tdng out to us shortly, and in so . mall a place we were all friends, and everyone was bidden to the wedding, and everyone came. We walked to the church, and I walked beside Kalph, and the rest came after, arm in arrj, with inanj' u jok aud many a laugh. The minister !ind his wife and five little girls in white muslin gowns were already at th church. So was tin- old man who kept it tidy, and a v. agon full of men, passing by u . to clear a place farther on. had stopped to sec the wedding. Before we went in my father invited them all to come over and share the supper and. the dance, and they thanked him kindly and said they would if their rough dress might be excused, for they had no holiday clothes with them; and so we went into the church; and then THE \VI:DI>!N<; I'KOCItSSION'. all weit ilent :md reverential, and wo two jo 1 before our good Parson Ty ler I premised to cleave unto one an other in good report or evil report, in sickness or in health, until death did us part: a id the pastor kissed ine upon my forehead, and my parents took me in their arms, and all the folks came about to greet ino as a wifo, and I was no longer Prudence Lee but Prudence llollister; and away again along the footpath that cut a brown way through the green grass from th» church to the settlement, every woman with her gown over her arm, every man with liis gun over his shoulder. Xo, I make no mistake. In 1772 men always took their guns to church with them on Sundays, and at any time when there was a meeting there or a wedding; for, look you, there was never any telling when the redskins would be upon a place. They were always-ready to kill and to make prisoners. They revenged on those who would gladly have been at peace with all the cruel treatment they ha/1 had from wicked pale faces; and once revenge fill:', the heart of a savage It goes with him to his grave. Yes, It goes down to his children, and rankles in the heart of his great-grandchildren. There is no forgiveness in a heathen soul. But Hope Settlement had been spared so far. We had been very quiet and harmless, it is true, but that was no reason. We were out of the way of the worst tribes, and not in plain sight of the paths they mostly took; and we were not in terror, only prudent in keeping ourselves ready for defense; and once home the guns were all stacked outside the door and we had our feast. Simple > uough, but we were healthy and happy und not used to great daintie .. They drank my health in cider, and they wished me all the happiness the world could give and Heaven after it; and then the dance began. We hail a contra-dancc, and 1 led it with Kalplu 1 stood there smiling, joyous, full of hope, without a fear in my mind, when suddenly from the crowd outside the door came a cry that froze the blood in iny viens: "The Indians! The Indians are up on us!'' 4 clung to Kalph. The world grew black before me. Then all was hurry and bustle. The young women, white with terror, gathered their .children to gether; old women cried to God to help us; men flew to their weapons; and, oh, the scene that followed! But 1 will not try to describe it; J t.ould not do it even now without losing my 1 * I.IT IjK R, PA.. IK I DA V. SEKI'KM Hi • li. I«. senses tor tin- tuno, as I uitl men. i si- ■ tin* painted fae - of the tlends: I see mv mother' - eye -;m l (■■■ 1 her gray hair droppi". gfr >:a li e nnb over my arii:- as i held her CIUSL 1 . •>our father!' she i-usped. "Thay will kill your father!" 1 dragged her down iut>> the cellar below ill.- house; many <»f the women ami children ct'Ollched there. Wc heard the ounds of the firing, the shrieks of the red tiend the cries and groans of the wound *!, "no moment 1 cried: "Ralph! Th.t next: "Father!'' How long it la-t'-l none of us eould evtr tell; l>ut tln ie .va.s silence at last, and feet .am - ove» ttie :1 >-»r and down the ladder t>> the cellar—my father, with his head Umn ! in a handkerchief, but alive—able to walk. "'l'll -y hail the worst of it! They had the worst of it this time!'' lie said, mid fainted in our arm.-. And there we Mother men who found their women folk KIK! clasped them to their heart.-;. l>ut my Ralph did nut come toiue. 1 knew he would not from the tirst. I knew my dowm was writ ten when that cry: " The India nt are upon us!" smote luy ear. • Well, death had come some, and some were missing. carried off to lie killed more barbarously. t<> lie tortured before they died. My Kalph was among' these- my Kalph. But manv Indians dead also, and they had been bravely withstood, and bit 1 the worst of it in numbers slain, a; iry father said. All the village was in grief, for we were like one great family, but each mourns his own- ' mourned Ralph—my Ralph. There was no hope of mercy, as the day had gone. They had left t>o many braves upon the ground to spare their prisoners, and ; yet it seemed to m \ day by day, hour : "by hour, for a long while, as though Ralph might return. Not a figure came along the prairie or over the brow of j the bill but 1 fancied it was he, until at i last despair seized upon me. Oh, I leave it to those who have suf fered ao I did to know what I felt then. : As for others to whom such grief has never come, they cannot understand. Cod grant they never may. And while our hearts break the year.; goon all the while, and the skies are blue, and | the spring flowers bloom. llow many moons grew full and waned? How many dark nights through which I wept incessantly? How many harvests were gathered? How many times did young flowers spring up in the young grass, and the winter come ' with its snows and sleet-storms? i Enough to make my elder sister's little daughter seventeen years of age —she was but ten on my wedding day—and to bring her to her own marriage eve. There hail been v«oddings, of course, but not in our own family, and I had been to none; but now I innst go to Annie's. The settlement was larger; the safety greater. The men were never without their guns, but they had had no reason to use them for some time. Did they know how the memo ries trooped upon me all that time when they were making little Annie's wedding clothes and talking of her happiness? Just so they talked of mine seven year , before—seven years before. I had put *>n a black dress and a widow's cap when I gave up all hope tbat Kalph was living, and nothing else seemed right for me to wear. My heart within me was like a lump of lead, but 1 said nothing. Only, as I climbed the hill with the rest, I said to myself: "Ah! if they only came here, following nie in my eoflin. with my hands crossed upon my heart ami that heart at rest, beating no more, aching no more —broken, not breaking, at last!"' And ever in my ears I heard the words: "Kalph is dead! Your Ralph is dead!" And could 1 be the -ame woman who climbed the hill with my hand in his, and my bride dress over my arm, and the white rose in my bosom? So hap py! So happy! Oh, so happy! Could it be I —a thing with a lump of lead for a heart and no hope of happiness while she lived? And Annie went on b, fore us on her bridegroom's arm, just as I went on that past da}-, and we followed her into the church. The minister's daughters were mostly grown, but there 'tliey were. There was their mother, not as much altered as they. There was the good parson himself, with the great scar across his cheek that he had worn since the day he married me. Outside were the graves of the men murdered on my wedding day, and of one woman also whom they found dead in her dead hus band's arms. It was only what I thought of every Sunday, after all, and the parson be gan his service, and the words were said that made those twain one, and we ha ! gathered about the bride, when suddenly the shadow of an Indian in (lis blanket fell upon the wall behind the low pulpit, and every head turned An Indian stood there, his blanket irawn across his face, but about him he wore the tokens of peace and frieudly intention, and he made a kind ly gesture with his hand and knelt as though in prayer, covering his face yet more with his blanket. liut redskins are treacherous. The men ran to the door, bat saw nothing to alarm them. The bride's color had all gone. As for me, I expected every moment to hear the hideous war whoop. The men, each with his gun in his hand, encircled the kneeling Indian, lie arose then, and his eyes looked into theirs. "I am alone," he said. "No one comes with me; and I come in love, not in hate." "You do not speak like an Indian," said my father. "I have lived with white uicn; 1 have learned their speech," replied the In dian. "Have no fear. I swear there is no treachery." "He speaks the truth," said my father. He held out his hand. The Indian grasped it. Yet he was an Indian, and we had no reason to do aught but hate his kind And now we were on our homeward way, and I lingered a little to shed a tear, and suddenly I saw the Indian at my side. His eyes only were visible under his blanket. "You wear black clothes, squaw," he said. "Whv do you not wear white and blue and pink like the others?" "Because seven years ago the Indians killed my husband, and I am a widow," I said. "But you arc pretty!" the man said "Some other man should have made you his wife." "These arc things not to be talked of," I said. "Ah, how do I know but you are one of his murderers!" lie shook his head. "Did you see the Indian who killed him?" he asked. I answered him rudely and fiercely. "No—but you are all alike. They bore him away to torture by firo and poisoned arrows. Oh, my Kalph! my Ralph! Kill me, also, if you like, but do not talk to me! I loathe you all!" But the Indian did not move. "Indians do not always kill prison ers," he said. "I knew a white man once who was spared and lived with them for years. His name was like your husband's—Ralph. Oh, yes; they tta not always kill." I was trembling now from head to foot. "Ralph!" I cried "Tell me where he is! Tell me where you saw him! Speak! Speak! Savage, have mercy for once! Is it he? I will go to him if it la through fire! Tell me!" ! He shrugged his nhouhlers. | "You would not know him if you saw j him," he answered "lias lie so altered? Have tiiev dis- ' fS ,7 fh: \ A WniTE MAX 61'OOD HEFOKE ME. fljfiir.'il liim'. 1 Ah, but l sitoulti know him aiul love lain still!" I eried. •So VOll tuitfht meet him andnever (juebH llii.t you s.nv yoi:r husband," he 1 answered, and turned away. A little spring l was close at hand, he bent over it. I sat down upon the ifrav- I could 110 louder stand. Was he drinking? No; he was washing his face, a.id suddenly he wheeled about I and l.x)ked at me, and I saw no Indian but a white man. lie throw away his ! ilead-band aud feathers; his blanket lay upon the ground; a white man stood j licfore me. 1 ''Don't you know r.ie now, I'rue?" j he cried; and 1 lay in his arms It was lJalph—my Ralph, and I know j how the blessed spirits feci when they meet their lost and loved in lleaven. Oh! how could I live through such sorrow to meet such joy! lias any other ever been so comforted? What a day that was! What joy all seemed to feel! How good was God! How I loved Ilim and all mv fellow be'm -'s! I was gladder than the bride, au-1 young again, though the tale he told of his captivity and his longing for home made 1115 weep Vet he was with me again. Thank (iod we are together still, though twenty years have Down; aud it is now the year of our Lord IT'JJ In those days when we have both passed 1 away from earth they will tell our story in the town that lias taken the place of our settlement; but I can 11 ->vr tell them why tli" Indians spared Rulph's life while the other prisoner* were all killed, or why they were al ways good to him until the day of his escape, for ' that he never knew himself.—Mary j Kyle Dallas, in N. V. Ledger. ' —About the middle of February last a northward migration of butterflies over tli • C alf of Mexico was observed at a distance of five to ten miles from the Florida coast. Th-j nearest land to 1 the south being Cuba and Central i Ameriea.tlie rjuestion is raised whether ii is p:> siblc f r butterflies to fly so far —Comb:iti:.g the iu "Cts which have been ruitdng the h :s:nl crops id Uavaria h .itiss ii 1 e -i the go rn mciit ■ ii ;.i:ir'.,- hi I t » rom tau;i I ;'Ji , • •. 1 1 "a'l'Cv l-'"-' 1 .-'"-v ■■ " s : ,.irk ! -17 w:t. "1 wish I were like ehampagne," he siy'ied. "Ah," she (jiKn i -d. "Yes," he e i<:,: 111. il. "It sparkles so." "And it pops >. •nietiines." she mused s« ftly, .but he was too stupid for any u»e. — Detroit l-iee IVess HM TterTtVus Reaoonafclr. "What is an < ! •:» d '" asked Mrs. Gummey of her in; band "The term i* applied t;> a mariner who has soon much service." replied Gummey "I thought perhaps a sea dog was an ocean greyhound." -Judge. Two Thttixs :it Small I!oy—Sis says you have the ad vantage over her Yon can eat and talk at the same time. Young Man— How's that .' '*You talk through your u . so."—Jury. To What Striii:;a I 1! Crowpsoa People in New York waste water terribly Col. Gore (of Louisville)- Yes, I'm told they drink a good of it. —Mun- sey's Weekly M.irrinl To. spite. She -Why did a young man like him marry that elderly woman? He —I'o get even with her dauglitei for being a -ister to him. —Kate Field's Washington "NINETY IN TIIK SUAUE," '*• v. Mk»-- mX . r .'. i- : mk : I —%&-... Li > v v ! V& J - Fall Mail Il.idget Driven to It. Haggard Citizen That's a rare old violiu you've been playing every night at your house for the last month, is it not? Next Door Neighbor— Yes. I Seen in the family over a hundred years "Sueli a violin would be hard to re place, wouldn't it?" "Couldn't tie replaced. If I should lose it I'd never get another." (With assumed carelessness) "What will you sell it for?" "Five thousand dollars." (With feverish eagerness) "Bring the infernal thing out! I'll take it."—Chi cago Tribune. Got 11 in Vacation. Mr. liullion —l>y the way, Mr. Hook keep, you asked for a va— Mr. ltookkeep—Oh, Mr. Bullion, I did not think really you would allow me a vacation during this busy season. Mr. Bullion—cation Well, you may take off two— Mr. Bookkeep - Thank you, Mr. Bullion. Mr. Bullion—Weeks, aud then stay away altogether.—Jewelers' Circular. A Safe liace. Little Louise (at Long Branch) —Ma- bel, why don't your uiamma wear dia mond earrings like my mamma's? Mabel—She left 'em home, and papa hid 'em where the roblicrs can't get 'em. "Where hao he hid 'em?" "Why I heard him tell mamma that he had put them up iu the spout, and he guessed they would stay there." —Texas Siftings. A Hint. Time, Two A. M. 1 She—Let us rehearse a scene from j Romeo and Juliet. | He—With all my heart. She —But you must let me act the part j of Romeo. He—All right. Proceed. I She—"Look, love, what enviotu .st.-caks I Do lace the sevi rin» eluuds In yonder cant. < Night's eandli arc- burnt out, ami locunU iluy 1 1 Standi, tiptoe on th • misty mountain tops." I He departed. —Harper's Bazar. AS TO DUCKS. A Man from the ntjr I 11111.4 Nolh.nif t« Atluiire in !!.«• \mblUtbiou* I'owl. Tli B t .1 T. riot do. -u't > 00m to Ilk .111.-v.- It: a Uli: take, it iv s to rej. ird t 1 • tin -ii a ■ ip!.*. eat cheerful, amiable creature. It is really a eager, unhappy fowl, with a \* nut long felt, an aehing void in its crop tht !i> never tilled. A duek is sinij lv a wa-ldliug appetite. The faruu rs have t;iki n to raising dueks to supply erg-, f-.r the lktt»ton market, wli. ieth< v bri.;g higher prices Ulan h.-uV ■ ado. Thou .li the farmer himself aud his family scorn to cat theiu The is ui>t considered a rc.pti .ite for ducks. "Gi i-'eta plenty to at and plenty of water to drinl;," says I'nele Ira, ".ind th. y don't v.ant any water t-> swim iu." I'erhap. tl.ev ik>a't ask for it, but it is hard to believe that they don't want it. It is a terrible thing to set- ducks eat meal. They shovel il with their bills ni.til their thr.-at. are crammed, then wa.ldle to th. trough and drink a lot of water and then shovel a great deal more of the dough. In drinking they do not lift their eyes to heaven after the pious fashion of the liens. Uncle Ir.. t'H>k a fork and went to digging in the earth r.e.ir the chip pile. Instantly the dueks varmed quacking around and fell to picking up tli ■ ••artli-worma that came up with the for <. Nothing could parallel t' eir greed. They cat un til they eould surely iat no more, anil L'uele Ira desists for fear of killing them, and then tlicy run off and go to hunting insects if they had had noth ing to cat for a week. NAMING A TOWN. The Fattier of Spw j Kc»l-IXcaurnilalt> The town of Anburndale, Wis., re ceived its name in a pc -uliar manner. Years ago, when tli- 1 1 ectioa was com paratively undevelo;)--.! and land was cheap, a nian nata 1 King le -. ted there an name ; tacked on to any one-horse or two-horse ! village. Now, says the New York Continent, j the old man was the happy father of seven l>:>uneing daughters, and the vil lagers sugi T e ted that the name of one of tlicia should be given to the new town. This idea pleas -d the father as much las it pleased tlu veil daughters, but ' which .me of the seven fair ones should be honored al< ,»vc her six sisters? The town could not be handicapped with all the seven names. Finally a happy thought struck the old man. Every one of his seven daugh ters was rcd-lieaded. He decided to honor them all by christening the town Anburndale, and Auburndale it remains to this day. CROSSING THE FORTH BRIDGE. An <>1«1 [July's I'cur About the Under taking. A London journal says that a stout and elderly woman was on board a train which was approaching the Forth bridge. Her remarks, which she be stowed right and left upon her fellow passengers, showed that she was unac customed to traveling; yet she must have been something of a philosopher in her own way. The old lady was nervous about the bridge. She had seen pictures of it, and had made up her mind that it could not be quite safe. She kept inquiring when the train would come to it, and at last was told that it was close at hand. "Well," said she, rather solemnly, "I don't know whether we shall get over alive or not, but if we don't it sha'n't be my fault." Then she settled into the corner of the seat with a determined air and a puekercd-up mouth, which were only less droll than the general air of respon sibility which brooded over her. Owing the passage of the bridge she did not speak a word, but seemed to be holding her breath. "There," said a gentleman in a neigh boring scat, "we are over it safe." The old woman heaved an explosive sigh. "Well," she said, "if we had gone to the bottom I should have died with a clear conscience, for it wouldn't hav# been my weight that did it. I bore up so that i really made the train lighter than it would have been without me." An Inebr'-.ted Cow. Some time ago, says a Los Angeles paper, one of our countrymen who lives at Pasadena was astonished to see one of his best cows lying apparently dying in front of the barn. The animal lay there inert, with open eyes, ob livious of everything. The man called a veterinary surgeon, who could not diagnose the ease, ind a butcher was sent for to bleed the animal. He was some time in arriving, and when lie did come the cow was found eating at a haystack, but with legs a little uncer tain. An investigation followed, and it was found that the cow had eaten copiously of the refuse at a neighboring winery. This stuff, composed of grape skins and stems, had fermented and in duced a state of intoxication. Three Kinds of Star*. There are three well-defined classes of stars, judged by the quality of light they \ iclu. 111 the first class are the clear white and bluisli-white stars like Sirius and Vega. These are supposed to be the hottest stars, and most lumin ous in proportion to the extent of their surface. Then there are the golden yellow or pale orange stars, of which Arcturus and Cappclla are tine exam ples. These begun to cool. Fi nally, we have the deep orange ami red stars, like Aldebaran and An tares. These have advanced still further in the . joling process. A llare Genius. Jinks —That man does not look very smart, and yet you say he has made a million. Winks—Smart? He's a genius. He's a great inventor. "You don't say so? What did he in vent?" "He invented an apple barrel that won't hold scarcely anything at all." — N. Y. Weekly. lie In m Benedict Now. She~-I suppose now that you have graduated you are an "A. 1!.," aren't you, Mr. Crimson? He—Well, to tell the truth, Miss An nex, I —urn—would prefer leaving off the and I thought alicm—you, perhaps, could help me to get rid of it. —Boston Beacon. Hadn't. Ileut-i! Her. Miss Emcrsonia Russell (from Bos ton) —I have read that Venus de Milo will be at the Chicago Columbian expo sition. Won't that be charming? Miss Calumctia Porcine (from Chica go)— Very lovely! But I have never heard the young woman sing.—Jewel er's Circular. I.abele.l. Edith—Was it r.ry ill-natured of me to tell him that Daisy was rather— ' larky? Rose —Of course not; it'*- patent to 1 every one. Why, even th. black stoek | ings she wears iu bathing are stamped: ; "Warranted fast!" —l'uck. THE PROFITABLE COW. luuri.tl k l'»|i r lioad lltfora the (InliirU r»' Iri4t((ut«. ! \ .ut a eosv with a kiowl and oblong nostrils; I wunt a cow that is very full u hind the i-ire leg*. She Wants heart rmm and heart power, anil the K-st indication of power will IH> found in the skin of the animal. Tht* bettor the heart pumps. the more effc tuallv it will circulate the blood to the very extremities of the cow s bodj The skin of the Ix-jst is one of the l>;>t evidences of its heart power. The l> it evidence of stomach power vrill also be fouud in the skin of tit® animal. If there is vigorous circula tion. and the blood is defective in nourishment; then you have a skin that is hard aud tight and bristly hair, because the digestive acti iu or heart action are interfered with and arc not regular. Maay men contend that the iinilk veins should be very large. I consider that to be immaterial, but the milk veins should be prominent. A cow's nose should be dewy and moist; when it is dry it is an indica tion of ill health. It means bad diges tion, waste of feed and waste of profits. She should have flat ribs, and wide apart. You wsuit, beyond these three powers, the peculiar power in an auiinal of di recting her energy to do what she is kept for. You want the directive power toward beef if you keep the animal for beef; you want the directive power toward mill* if you keep her for milk. The directive power in an animal is the valuable power whereby you find her directing her cuergies to where you arc to find the biggest profits. A scrub lias good lungs as a rule. A scrub l.og will often outrun a dog. You will have heart power in a scrub; sometimes you have very powerful di gestion. but she lacks the directive power that wiU concentrate those three powers to service, and not to wasti. Iu the milking cow you will find first evidence of the directive power in the kind of face she has —a rather long, lean face, with no superfluous skin; no iudi.-ation of flabbiness; large, lustrous eyes, stauding very wide apart and very prominent, with a forehead dished downward; a long and broad forehead: a large muzzle; a wide month, indi cating large eating powers—the only coarse part of a cow's head that is justifiable. It indicates the power to keep on grinding her food, and indi cates a stroug constitution. have a long, thin, tapering neck, as a bulky, beefy neck Indicates a short milking season. Her shonlder bones should be right above the leg and wide apart, and the joints loose; the wider these are apart the better indication you have of a large flow of milk when the cow is doing her best. I do not think it indicates anything of the length of the season. Thick, beefy hips mean beef, not milk. The cow's udder should be long and shapely, with a long line of attach ment between the udder and the cow's body. You never find a coarse cow a good milker. I like a cow to have all the angles possible, but the bones themselves and skui ought to be tine in quality. Having a cow of this kind, it is possi ble to make her serve you well, but she never could do so without getting care, right feed and proper handling. Prof. J. A. Robinson. SUCCESSFUL DRAINAGE. Till' Excellent Sjr»tem Kniploj-etl by an Ohio Farmer. Last winter a subscriber asked for information, or rather advice, about draining a 13-acre field of rolling land that washed badly in heavy rains. The piece was slightly lower in the center than around the sides, and he asked how best to drain land in that shape. I have a field similar to his, and I drained it in this way: I run an 8-inch tilo from the mouth up to the box (illustrated) in center of the field, or lowest place, making cal culations on having plenty of fall from there. The box Is 4 feet square, with 4x4-ineli posts in the inside at the cor ners. upon which the planks are nailed. The bottom was bricked over, bricks flat, to keep from washing. In the cut A shows the tile entering the box, and II is the 8-inch tile or outlet C is the the brick bottom. I use 4-inch tile in draining. Put the box in during dry weather. Take J- inch plank and mark size of tile in the lower one. and make holes to fit the tile. Make the boxing as deep as neccssaqf. You can run the branches in any direction. I have nearly 400 rods entering one box. (jet all the fall you can in the tile. If you want to farm over the box cover It with S-inch plank and then earth. This is what I did. I put a support intho mid dle, as there is great weight in a foot or two of earth, especially when satu rated—L. T. Ritter, in Ohio Farmer. Cultivation of Garden*. A garden will produce large crops in proportion to the space allotted to that purpose. A garden is really but a njln iaturc farm, and ..*•;, >ia -d Labor at -- -g*~g . f ■',} t:ito Kaekft. I . i . e. ho clean* grata far ■ ■ i.l.t, wished for some p' ■ • i ■ . lime and the haqk br:i. i I . ..• t looping it up into S.V &-V Wii i '-us.>oio -t in view an ingenious far • i-i • initv devised and oon tr i t-1 , .ie which ha yro n i.s a i ■ ssicceai. After Sev eral sn>- - i .u-ovements it is yafe iftaiitiall - described. It if shuv.i i'i >. tive at Fig. 1. The eleva: .r '.it , is feet long, rati ad thr • i •; floor at Its upM end, aud re I ,r \ a two-inch bovd at th- lo.ves- ill ? sides of valor a. »ijlit i.iches apart, inaßf in -ur • ati-l II mid be about the SSAS ( " KLKVATOB FOE UAOMAE » ,W in depth. A roller two and mil half inch s in diameter is fixed at each as shown i.i section at Fig. X The shaft of the lower, upon which t)M driving pulley is fastened, extends two feet beyond the body of the elevator, anil rests at its outer end in a block mortised into the two-inch foundation pi.-ce. tSea Fig I ) Tha pulley am this shaft should not be more than two and on .--half inches in diameter. Within the elevator, extending from one roller t.) the other, Is a smooth floor, it; unp'T surface on a line with tli ■ upp >r e I re of the rollers, and each end hollowed bc:i -nth that it may flt closely to tli • roller; liut it should not be made to touch. (See section, A. A.) The lower board (IS) of the elevator serves principally to strengthen the machine, a id several openings may bo cut into it to facilitate putting IN the Carrier The hitter is eight inches wide, made of heavy canvas, turned under oa inch or more at each side and stitched slerg the edge. Slats three-fourths of Ml inch thick and one and one-half Inch wide are riveted across this belt Ave or six inches apart, the rivets passing through th-. % slat Bear each end, and through the double canvas at the tdn of tli - belt. The slats should flt neatly but loDaely within the shaft at flit elevator, aud care should be UUslm to place them squarely across the Mi with rivets in the center of the uaq FIXTURES OF GRAIN UITANS otherwise the machine will M KAFC The loiter sides of the slata nagr M beveled, allowing the grata to nU from them more readily whoa dis charged at the upper end. Tha jotalpf of the belt is made by overlapping tht ends and tightly lacing together. At the higher end of the machine the legs arc mortised into a pieee two toot long to give greater stability, aad near the top carry a sack holder formed ai a bow anil cross r#Jce, just far liniiu|t from the floor to hold a sack property, this end of the elcvater is covered with a motal cap to prevent the grain front flying too far as it leaves the carrier. At the lower end another sheet oi metal, nearly touching the slate as they pass the roller, serves as a pocket W catch any grain that might accidental' ly fall back. Touso this elevator, a grain spout is attached to the mill, as shown in Fifl 3. Strips of wood or metal are fast ened upon the incline, bringing the grain together and discharging It through a short spout, narrow enoagfc to enter the lower end of the elevator shaft. An iuch board across the sn4 of the elevator, fitting closely between the cleats (C C) on the front of thO mill, keeps the machine in position while running. To run the machine, a belt peaaps over the pulley and fan shaft Of HI mill, in case this shaft extends Ottliii the mill far cuough to permit doing Mk If not, the blacksmith can make a crank like that shown In Fig. L Yon can then attach si ten-inch pnlley, as la the engraving, with several NIIM through tke crank into the block, hott ing it lirmly in placi, and the appara tus is complete. Some may thin e jucli a machine will run hard, but it does not if properly constructed and kept well oiled, and a trial will cou'/inee any farmer tltat K Is just who* he ought to have. —8. P. Shull, In Rural New Yorker. POULTRY PICKINGS SCALD the feed at night and let stand until morning. IT is not A good plau to allow the hens to lay in their roosting place. STOIH: up a supply of dry, clean straw for malting nests during the winter. WIIKN convenient change the mats rial in the nests weekly. L'CIFRRTNI l>oi!ed and mixed with bran make a good poultry food. OLD barrels or hotrsheads are coa> renlent for storing the poultry drop pings. HAVINO the nests darkened and using china nest eggs will, in a measure, pro» vent egg eating. WKLI.-MATUUEN fowls with small combs and wattles make the best kiad to winter over. IK properly managed the hens that are moulting now can be made to lay nearly or quitu all wiutcr. IF pullets sit-.; depended upon to lay the eggs for -.prln-r hatching keep a two-year-old cock to mate with tbem. A llauiboiM Dovar. Astonished Clergyman (officiating SO christening)— Please repeat the mill of this infunt again, and say it slow. Farent — Mary - Barbara - Elisabeth? Farley - Akenside - Johanna - Berdunnp Williams - Finley - Young - Thompson* Pickle. Clergyman (writing it down at PA** ent's dictation) —May I ask why yon give the child such a remarkable aaflsel Parent—lt's all we ever expect to bo able to give her, sir. —Jury. Murcin- Will Oat. Miss llighup—l don't believe the Dl Styles have been out of the city at all. Miss Tiptop—Their house was locked up and they are covered with tan. Muss II igiiup— Locking up the front of a house is easy enough, and tan can be got on the roof. They havent been awiy and I know it. "How?" "With all the tan and sunburn a|TT freckles, they haven't s mosquito bite among them." —(lood News. Silencing Hobby. Young Father (in the future)—Or^at bnakes! Can't voudo something to QNM that baby? It's eternal squalling drives me wild. Young Mother (calmly to servants- Marie, bring in my husband's mother's phonograph and put in the marked "At Ten Months." I w%n4 to hear how his voice sounded when M was young. —N. V. Weekly |