VOL. XXVIII Robes and Blankets As cold weather approaches horse owners will save money by buying tlu r horse blank ents, knee rob' , tc.. now. A good warm blanket on a lioree in cold weather saves more for the owner than any* thing else. The largest and most com plete line of robes,blankets,har ness, whips,trunks, valises, etc», in the county,and at. the lowest prices, will always be found at Fr. KEMPER'S, 1124 N. Main St., Butler, Pa D. E. JACKSON. 203 8. Main St - - Bailer, Pa. Everybody Delighted. Who are in need of Seasonable Goods. Having bought a large Stock of Fall and Winter Ooods, and owing to bod weather and worse roads, they have not been going ont as fast as they ongbt to We have CUT PRICES AWAY DOWN, as we mast on account of scarcity of . room close them ont to make room w for Spring Goods. If you want a Cloak, Jacket or Bbaw! NOW IS YOUR CHANCE. Or if yon want Blankets, Comforts TJnderweur. Ladies' or Gents', Flan nels, CaDton Flannel or anything in that line. COME NOW before the Stock is broken, bat DON'T FORGET to examine oar large stock of Dress Good?, which are included hi this CUT, Aleo Fancy and Dress Plashes, Black Sutah and Gros Grain Silks, all Marked Down. Full Again. We mean our wall paper de partment, full and overflowing with our immense and choice stock of paper hangings. You must help us out, we haven't room fcr half our goods, until you relieve us of some of them. We have the choigest selec tion of patterns in every grade from Brown Blanks at 10 cts to Gilts at from 20 cts to $1 per double bolt. Examine our Stock. J. H. Douglass, Near Post office, butler, Pa. Rare Bargains, Extraordinary Bargains are offer ed here in UNDERWEAR, HOSIERY, GLOVES, * HANDKERCHIEFS, MUFFLERB, Everything in furnishings for ladies, children and men. Compare our prices with what you have been paying and see if yoo cnn't t-ave money by dealing with ÜB. • John M. Arthurs. 33:j SOUTH MAIN STREET. 333 Big Overcoat Sale AT The Racket Store. OVERCOATS OF ALL GRADES, STYLES AND COLORS AT ROCK BOTTOM PRICEB FOR CAMI REMEMBER THAT NO FIRM DOING A CREDIT BUSINESS CAN QUOTE THE LOW CASH PRICES YOU WILL FIND AT THE ONE PRICE RACKET STORE, 4 1 H. Main St., Butler, Pa. SAW MILLS I'atcal Variable Friction tad Belt Fm|uirk IV Ik«W lO#»r# froBJ 91 to #lO « ,\my at Ik* sisri, »n4 »«• U yom fo "n. Both kim, all »«•*. lu say fart of Amerfc s. yon ran c«Mm#nr« al Itoni#, gl*- Om *rw4. Ail's SU Great pay His for • *erjr Worker Wi i&tri yew, ApHM»f •vemfcin# RASILY, hI'KKDILT learned. I-AhlK I I.Al'.rt HULK. A<>4r«M at otw«, hTINWtt * to., I OUTLAID, MAIML U CAN FIND ;,3& ( ' • • i *.u i.una i I - .'.REMINGTON BEOS. «lu/ Hill wiiract far aaTWtiaiag at lowaat T"*ir. THE BUTLER CITIZEN. PROFESSION AL, CARDS. V. McALPINE, Dentist, la BOW permanently located at 1» South Main Street' BuUer. Pa., in rooms formerly .ccoupled by Dr. Waldron. L. M. REINSEL, M. D , PHYSICIAN XSV SCBOEOX. Office and residence at 224 Graham Street, Butler, Pa. L. BLACK, PHYSICIAN INII SURGEON, New Troutman Building. Butler. Pa. Dr. A. A. Kelty, Offlc* at Kose Point. Lawrence county. Pa. K. N. LEAKE. M. D. J. E. MASS. M. D. Specialties; Specialties: Gynaecology and Sur- Eye, Ear. Note and eery. Throat. I DRS. LEAKE & MANN, Butler, Pa. G. M. ZIMMERMAN. FIIYBICIAN AND BCBOBON, Office at Mo. 45, S. Main street, over Frank t Col Ding Store. Butler, Pa, SAMUEL M. BIPPUS. Physician and Surgeon. No. 22.Eut Jefitrtou fct., Butler, I'a. W. R. TITZEL. PHYSICIAN SURGEON. S. W. Comer Main and North Sta., Butler, Pa. J. J. DONALDSON, Dentist. Butler, Penn'a. ArttDclal Teeth inserted on the latent Im proved plan. Gold Filling a specialty. Office— over Scnaul's Clothing Store. DR. S. A. JOHNSTON. DENTIST, - - BUTLER, PA. All work pertaining to the profession; execut ed in the neatest manner. Specialties Gold Killing*, and F&inletw Ex traction ol Teeth, Vitalized Air administered. Olct M JtfeiMi Street, oae doer tut of Lowrj Hone, I'p titalrs. Office open dally, except Wednesdays and Thursdays. Communications by mall receive prompt attention. » WiiXIAM jtvL Al iu, " * r • 130 5 MAIN ST. # A Plain Statement. Now that the Holiday rusli is over we arc ready tor the buyer who has a house or room to furnish and wants a large and new stock, experienced salesmen and low prices to select from. If (he buyer mere ly wants a chair, a desk, or any of tlie countless bits of furniture to be found in our stores,the principle remains the same and the wise buyer acts accordingly. We haven't a piece of furniture in the store that's been in stock over two months, and we haven't a piece that we would be ashamed to offer at our prices in any city in the land, Our more expensive articles are rich, stylish and offered at low prices Our cheaper goods are well selected, and the very best for the money that can be gotten anywhere. Mark this. There are many who have not yet been through our stores. We want yon sill to look ii). li does not matter one bit whether you sue buying or not, a look through otirstoie is an advei tisemenl of it, and we [j.iy big money to the news papers every year lor woise onos, Why there's no advertise ment like an inspection ol our slock. Your eye is the salesman we want. Campbell & Templeton, OLD TEOUTMAX STAND BUTLEK, PA. 1891. We start 1891 with the greatest line of bargains ever offered. We have bought some tboasands of yards of COTTAGE CARPET We have marked it 20 cents per yard. This is 25 per cant, lower than it has ever been sold anywhere in America. WRAPS. Still a nice cssortment at $2 to $35. Were $4.50 to SSO. ALL OUR DRESS GOODS Domestic Goods, underwear, in fact everything in our immense stock to be ran off regardless of cost. Those who have dealt with as know we always mean just wlrtit we advertise; those who have not, will learn that we do by calling and examining goodß and prices. RITTER & RALSTON. 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Although man's path through life s begirt With many a curious kind of Air'- For coquetry prodigious. Of all the horde that devastates Our hearts, the worst one down to date s The flirt who is religions. She looks so sweetly innocent, As one on heavenly things intent; You'd never dream she'd hurt yon; But, Oh, beware when she b<£ins To sigh about your soul and n; Of love, she'll vow she never-thought! 0, no, indeed! She "only scJght Your precious soul's station!" TOM'S MONIY. Mrs. Laughton had foundwhat she had been looking for all her life -tho man un der the bed. Every night of her nearl>thirty years of existence this pretty litte person had stooped on her knees, betre saying her prayers, and had the space beneath her bed, a light brss affair, hung with a chintz valance; had hen peered be leath the dark recess of the dressing case, and having looked in the tiep drawer of the bureau and into the closit, she fasten ed her door and felt as secun as a snail in a shell. As she never, in his particular business, seemed to havo aiy confidence in Mr. LaughtoD, in spite of ihe fact that she admired and adored hin, neither his presence nor his absence eier made any variation in the performame. She had gone through the motions, hwever, for so long a time that they had cone to bo in a manner perfunctory, and the (tart she re ceived on this night of which '. speak made her prayers quite impossible. What was she to do ? Sh*, a coward par eminence, known to be the most timor ous of the whole family; her trenors at all sorts of imagined dangers affording laugh ter to the flock of sisters and brothers. Should she stay on her knees aitr having seen that dark shape, as if going on with her prayers, while revolving some plan of procedure ? That was out of th» question. Scream ? She couldn't havo screamed to save her life. Run ? She could no more have set one foot before the other than if her body had melted from the waist down. She was deadly faint and cold and shaking and all in a second, in tho fraction of a second, before she had risen from her stooping posture. Oh! why wasn't it Virginia instead of she T Virginia had always had such he roic plans of making the man come out of his hiding place at the point of her pistol; and could cock a pistol, and wasn't cover ed with cold shivers at the sight of one, as she was. If it had only been Krancie, whose shrill voice could have been heard over the side of the earth, or Juliet, whose long limbs would have left burglar, and house, too, in the background between the open ing and slamming of a door. Kithcr of them so much more fit than she, the chick en-hearted one of the family, to cope with with this creature. And they were all gone to the wedding with Fred, and would not be homo till to-morrow; and Tom had just returned from the town and handed her his roll of hills, and told her to take care of it till he came back from galloping down to the work? with Jules; and the had tucked it into her belt, and had asked him, a little quakingly, whßt if aDy of tho men of the Dead Line that they had heard of, or Hod Dan or an Apache came along; and he had laughed, and said sho had bet ter ask them in and reproach them for mak ing such strangers of themselves as not to have called in the two years she had been in this part of the country; and sho had the two maids with her, and he should be back directly. And she had looked out af ter him a moment over the wide prairie to the hills, all bathed in moonlight, and felt as if sho were a spirit alone in a dead world. And here she was now, tho two maids away in the little wing, locked out by tho main house, alone with a burglar, and not another being nearer than the works, a hall mile off. How did this man know that she was without any help here T How did he know that Tom was coming back with the mon ey to pay the men that night T How did he happen to be aware that Tom's money was all in the house T Evidently he was one of the men. Xo one else could have known anything about it. If that money was taken, nobody would believe the sto ry; Tom would be cashiered, he never could live through the disgrace; he would die of a broken heart, and she of another. They had come out to this remote and lonesome country to build up a home and a fortune; and so many people would be stricken with them ! What a mischance for her to bo left with the whole thing in her hands, her little, weak, trembling liunds—Tom's honor, his good name and success, their fortune, the welfare of the whole family, tho livelihood of all the men, the safety of the enterprise! What made Tom risk things so ! How could he put her in such jeopardy J To be sure, he had thought the dogs would be safeguard enough, hut they had gone scouring after him. And if they hadn't how could dogs help her with a man under tie bed t Light and electricity aro swift, but thought is swifter. As 1 said, this was all in the fraction of a second. Then Mrs. I.aughton was on her feet again and before a pendulum could have more than swung backward. The man must know she saw him. She took the light brass bedstead and sent it rolling away from her with all her might and main, leaving tho creature uncovered. Ho lay easily on one side, a stout club like a policeman's billy in bis hand, some weapons" gleaming in his belt, putting up tl e othor hand to grasp the bedstead as it rolled away. "You look pretty, don't you t" said she. Perhaps this was as much of a shock to the man as his appearance had been to her. He was not acquainted with the say ing that it is only tho unexpected that happens. "(let np," said sho. "I'd bo a man if I was a man (let up. I'm not going to hurt you." If the intruder had any sense of humor, this might have touched it; the idea of this fairy queen of a woman, almost small enough to havo stepped out a rain lily, hurting him! Hut it was so differncnt from what he kail been awai'.ing that it startled him; and then, perhaps, he had some of the superstition that usually haunts the evil and ignorant, and felt that such email women were uncanny. He was on his feet now, towering over her. "No," said he, grufHy; "I don't suppose you're going to hurt me. And I'm not go ing to hurt you, if you hand over that money." "What money?" opening her eyes with a wide sort of astonishment. "Come! None of your lip. I want that money!" "Why, I haven't any money! Oh, yes, I have, to be sure, but—" "I thought you'd remember it," said the man, with a grin. "But I want it!" she exclaimed. "I want it, too!" said he. "Oh, it wouldn't do you any good," she reasoned. "Fifteen dollars. And it's all all the money I've got in the world!'' "I don't want no fifteen dollars." said the man; "and I don't want none of your chinning. I want the money your hus band's going to pay off with —" "Oh, Tom's money!" in quite a tone ot relief. "Oh! I haven't anything to do with Tom's money. If you can get any money out of Tom it's more than I can do. And I would not advise you to try either; for he always carries a pistol in the same pocket with it, and he's covered all over with knives and derringers and bull-dogs, so that sometimes I don't like to go near him till he's unloaded. You have too, in this country of desperadoes. You see —" "Yes, I see, you little hen-sparrer," his eyes coming back to her from a survey of the room, "that you've got Tom's money in the house here, and would like to throw me off the scent!" "If I had," said she, "you'd only get it across my dead body! Iladn't you better look for it, and have me tell you when you're hot and when you're coldf "Do you mean to tell me—" sail he, evidently wavering, and possibly inclining to doubt if, after all, she were not telling the truth, as no man in his senses would leave such a sum of money in the keeping of such a simpleton. "I don't mean to tell you anything!" she cried. "You won't believe a word I say, and I never had anyone doubt my word before. I bate lo have you take that fif teen dollars, though. You never would, in the world, if you knew what self denial it stands for. Every time I think I would like an ice-cream, out here in this wilder ness, where you might as well ask for an iceberg, I've made Tom give me the price of one. You won't find anything but rib bons there. And when I felt as if I should go wild if I couldn't have a hoi of candy, I've made Tom give me the price of that. There's only powder and tweezers and frizzes in those boxes," as he went over the top of the dressing-case, still keeping a lookout on her. "And when we were out of apollinaris and Tom couldn't—that's my laces, and I wish you wouldn't finger them; I don't believe your hands are clean —and Tom could get anything to drink, I've made him put in the price of a drink, and lots ol ten cent pieces came that way, and— But I don't imagine you care to hear about all that. What make you look at me sot" For tho man had left his search again, and his glance was piercing her through and through. "Oh, your eyes are like augers turning to live coaJs!" she cried. "Is that the way yon look at your wifet Do you look at your little children the same way?" "That lay won't work," said he, with another grin. "I aint got no wife or kids.'' "I'm sure that's fortunate," said Mrs. Laughton. "A lauiily wouldn't have any peace of their lives with you following such a dangerous business. And they couldn't see much of you either. I must say I think you'd bo a great deal happier if you reformed —I mean—well, if you left this business, and took up a quarter-sec tion, and had a wife, and—" "Look here!" replied the man, his patience gone. "Are you a fool, or are you binding me? I've half a mind to knock your head in," he cried, "and hunt the house over for myself! I would, if there was time." "You wouldn't find anything if you did," she returned, leaning back in her chair. "I've looked often enough, when I thought Tom had Borne money. I never fouud any, What are you going to do now?" with a cry of alarm at his movement. "I'm going to tie you hand and foot first —" "Oh, I wouldn't! I'd rather you wouldn't —really! I promiso you I won't leave this chair —" "I don't mean you shall." "Oh; how can you treat nie so!" she ex claimed, lifting up her streaming fuce. "You don't look like a person to treat a woman so. I don't like to be tied; it makes one (eel so helpless." "What kind of a fool be you, anyway?" said the man, stopping a moment to stare at her. And he made a step then toward the highest of drawers, half bureau, half writing-desk, for for a ball of tape he saw lying there. "Oh!" she cried, remembering the tar baby. "Don't go there! For mere}' sake, don't go there!" raising her voice till it was like the wind in the chimney! "Oh, please* don't go there!" At which, as if feeling morally, or rather immorally, sure that what he had come for was in that spot, ho seized the handles of a drawer, and down fell the lid upon his head with a whack that jammed his hat over his eyes and Olinded him with pain and fury for an in stant. And in that instant she had whip ped the roll of money from her belt, and had dropped it underneath her chair. "I knew it would! It always does. I told you not to go." "You shut your mouth quick!" roared the man, with a splutter of oaths between each word. "That's right." she paid, leaning over the arm of tho chair, her face like a pity ing saint's. "Don't mind mo. I always toll Tom to swear, when bo jams his thumb. 1 know how it is myself when I'm drivin'a nail. It's a great relief. Id put some cold water on your head, but I prom ised you I wouldn't Btir out of the chair—" Tho man went and sat down in the chair on whose back he had been leaning. "I swear, 1 don't know what to make of you," said he, rubbing his head, ruefully. "You can make friends with me," said she. "That's what you can do. I'm suro I've shown you that I'm friendly enough. I never believe any harm of any one till I see it myself. 1 don't blame you for want ing the money. I'm always in want of money. I've told you you might take mine, though I don't want to. Hut I shouldn't give you Tom's money, even if I knew where it was. Tom would kill me if I did, and I might as well be killed by you as by Tom—and better. You can make lriends with me, and be some protection to me till my husband comes. I'm expect ing him and Jules every moment." Tho man started to his feet. "I)o you see thatf" he cried, holding his revclver under her nose. "Look right into that gun! We'll have ny more fooling. It'll be your last look if you don't tell mo where that money is before 1 count three." She put out her hand and calmly moved it aside. "I've looked into those things ever wince I're lived on the prairie," said rho. "And I dare say it won't go off —mine won't. Besides. I know very well •on wouldn't shoot a woman, and you can't make bricks without straw; and when I've told you I don't know anything about that money." "Yo'i are a game one,'' said he. "No, I'm not," she replied. "I'm the ! most tremendous coward. I've •uie out J here in this wild country to live, and I'm | alone a great deal, and I quake at every sound, every break of a timber,every rustle ol'the grass. And you don't know any thing about what it is to have your heart stand still with horror of a wild beast or a wild Indian or a deserted—a deserting j soldier. There's a great Apache down there now. stretched out in his blanket on the floor, before the fire iu the kitchen. And I came up here as quick as I could, to lock the door behind us and sit np till Tom came home, and I declare, I never was so thankful in all my life as I was just now to see a white face when I looked at you!" '■Well, I'll be ! Apache!" cried the visitor. "See here, little one, you've saved your husband's money for him. You're a little double handful of pluck. 1 haven't any idea but what you know where it's hid—but I've got to be making tracks. If it wasn't for waking that Apache I'd leave Red Dan's on the wall." And almost while he was speaking he had swung himself out of the window to the veranda-roof and had dropped to the ground and made off. Mrs. Laughton waited till she thought he must be out of hearing, leaning out as if she were gazing at the moon. Then she softly shut and fastened the sash,and crept with shaking limbs to the door and unlock ed, and fell in a dead faint across the threshold. And there, when he returned some three-quarters of an hour later, Tom found her. "Oh, Tom!" she | sobbed, when she be came conscious that she was lying in his arms, his heart beating like a trip hammer, his voice hoarse with fright as he implored her to open her eyes; "is there an Apache in the kitchen?"— New York Ledger. Where Polly Went. One summer evo Deacon Calejcame into tho town of Concord, N. 11., and driving up to the dry goods store at which he al ways traded, in front of which there were half a dozen loungers, he inquired if any one had seen his wife Polly that day. No one trod, and he went on to say that she had suddenly disappeared about 9 o'clock in the forenoon, and he had not seen her since. "Do you figure that she skipped out?" asked one of the crowd. "Hardly. Polly's 57, you know, and as homely as a toadstool." "But wimin is curus critters," observed another citizen. "She might have gone off to the naybur's in a huff." "I've been to all the nayburs," replied the Deacon. "Searched the housef" "Yes." "Ain't in tho garrctf" "No." "Nor in tho smokehouse?" "No." "Well, that beats me. Bet you ten to one she's gone crazy and wandered off, or else she has gut tired of you and skipped." "What's the fuss here?" asked a tin ped dler as be drove up. The facts were given liiui, an.l he return ed on the Deacon with: "Why,dang yer buttons, you don't know even a little bit! She fell into the well, in course, and you'd better hurry home and git her ont!" Tho Deacon drove away at a rattling pace, while the crowd laughed at his ex pense, but next day when he appeared in town I asked him if he had any news of his wife and he replied: "Oh, yes. I'olly was in tho well all right enough, and bad been standing in water up to her chin all day. Kather blamed me for not hearing her holler, but she got all over it after being dried out." How They Stand the Heat. How the men employed in iron foundries, steamship boiler-rooms, blast icmates, and other torrid places stand the terrible heat is a mystery to all bnt tho initiated. In the melting-room of a mint the thermom eter usually indicates one hundred and sii degrees, in gasworks one hundred ami eighteen degrees, and in blast furnace' about one hundred and fifteen degrees, while in steamships the firemen sometime! have to endure one hundred and. forty do grees of heat. In all these places the men wear veij little clothing, undoubtedly suffer from tli< exposure, but not so much as a person might suppose. An observer gives th< following explanation of this curious fact "The whole point is," said he, "thai these men are not reached by the humidity of the atmosphere. They are working ii places where tho artificial heat is so in ' tense as to drive this out, and one hundrei and eighteen degrees of heat in dry air i; not felt so much as ninety degrees of hea when the atmosphere is moist; the latte tells terribly on people, and sorely Iriei their vitality. "When the humidity is very intense i prevents the perspiration from passing ou through the pores. Its pressure ou tb< flesh is very exhausting, and the confine ment of the perspiration is exceedingly uu healthy. Although people do not know it they would really be cooler while sitting beside a red hot stove than the/ would b< in the street on such a day as sometime* occurs in midsummer."— Tin Holiday. Two Points of the Compass. A brilliant society leaders, the fairest ol Washington's fair, Once said to Commissioner Greely—'twat at a reception they were— (The discourse had turned upon weather, and so the connection is plain). "Hear sir, you can answer this question: If, as we are wont to maintain, Two-and-thirty degrees mark the state where water commences to freeze, What, then, do you think is the point at which people are like to Hqueezet" Commissioner blushed; he could not tell; the lady, continuing, said (Roguishly tapping his ann with her fan): "Why, when it is two in the shade!" —Hheumatism cured in a day—"Mystic cure" for rheumatism and neuralgia, radi cally cures in I to Ii days. Its action upon the system is remarkable and mysterious. It removes at once the cause and the dis ease immediately disapjirars. The first dose greatly benefits. 15 cts. Sold by J C Kedick, druggist, Bntler. —Amy (with a broken engagement, to Mitry, about to be married) —My dear girl, do not make the mistake I did with my Charlie. I)ou't ask (ieorge to eat any of your cookies until after you aie married. Two ladies met to fight it out, Somewhere where no police is; And Mary Christmas quickly knocked Sal Ary all to pieces. —ltch 011 human and horses ana all ani mals cured in 30 minutes by Woolford's Sanitary Id ■ "I prepared the donkey for tbe trial by shaking b is toil for a few moments in the tea of an herb that grows in abundance about here. It has u tcuaeiouu though not stroug odor." , I suw through it ail. 0/ com."* did not pull the tail and all the res., " . and by sinellin,*? of the hands ho knew who . was afraid of thi donkey's kick and bray. I leave it to my readers to judge whether the old mail did not have a pretty good working knowledge of human nature. Good for the Blacksmith. A young lady in Washington has fallen in love, so her friends say, with the wrong man. Society is all agog with gossip in consequence, and the cheeks of "our set'' grow white as the story passes from lip to Hp. The lady is an heiress, ha.- a million— so chirp the dicky birds—in her own right. A score of dudes.have paid court to this million—beg pardon, to this heiress—but she has treated theiu disdainfully and scornfully. Her heart was elsewhere. It was in the quiet possession of a sturdy blacksmith; a lusty, well made, handsome youth, who— great Hcott!—shod mules for a llvlug. lie fitted the iron to those refractory hoofs with a skill which charmed her fancy and excited her admiration. Daily she watched liiui at his task, and at each resounding stoko of the hammer she loved him more. The man who could handle the hind legs | of a mulo had qualities which appealed iiresistibly to her affections. The two have eloped, and tho hair of the best circles stands on end. But why shouldn't a sensible girl prefer a black smith to a dude! Indeed, for that matter, how could she help doing sot —US cents Invested in a bottle of Salva tion Oil will do a great deal of good. Buy it. Trr it. The saying "lime is money" is best illustrated by the prompt action of Or. Hull's Cough Syrup in all cases of coughs, colds, Ac. Price 25 cents. —Or. Fenner's Ooiden Relief is warrant ed to relieve toothache, headache, neural gia. or any other pain in 2 to K minutes. Also bruises, wounds, wire cuts, swellings, bites burns, summer coinnlaiuts, colic, (also in horses), diarrhoea, dysentery ana dux. If satisfaction not given money returned. Now the year is coining When poets may have fun; There was no rhyme lor '9O, Out there is for 'Ol. "N"0.10 Pious Persuasion With The Ruca). A cultured aud refined mother in a Maine city has a scapegrace son whom »he has striven in every way to reform. He persists, however, in absenting himself from home on periodic sprees, and at such times bis mother is in a continual parox ysm of terror, imagining that all sorts of calamities will befall him. He seenrely hides himselt in low haunta, and his poor mother can never gain the slightest know ledge of bis whereabouts. The suspense is torture. During one of bis recent lapses the fami ly pastor called, aud in the coarse of con versation suggested that "thief be set to catch thief, that also a denizen of the slums might be procured to search out and bring home the son. Accordingly, in some unknown manner, a chap, a typical rough was collared, and on promise of "swag" was indnced to visit the lady for instructions. Oh, yes. he "knew the young feller, ye know, and he would jump on his coat collar and yank bim back to his downy nest; see f." As the lady bowed him out she implor ingly said : "Oh, sir, you must use your ntelligence." (He didn't look as though he had any.) •;Yis, mum. Oi'll use 'urn." In a voice ilsir"* uaiuialltr»M« from sobs she continued: T " ,hnt 0 •» come to lift him 'if os* f th" mire of doubt. That he must sham- " T B ' ns anc * tß * e courage of conviction. Tell my son there is One who will succor, appeal to him, pre vail upon him to break from his demon foes. Will you do this faithfully?" "Yer bet your life I will, mam, if I break every bone in de cove's carcass," growled the rough, with a fierce vehe mence that startled the weeping mother. Then be tipped his hat over one eye, bent his elbows and swagged down the walk with such a display of trncnlence that her heart was assailed with misgivings. Just after the clock struck 8 that eve ning the lady was gammoned to the door by a fierce ringing at the bell. As the door opened, in marched her big Irish mossenger, dragging the limp figure of her son. The mother uttered a scream of dismay. Wasn't he a spectacle for gods and menf Both eyes were closed, his cheek was gashed, a bloody chasm showed where a front tooth had been, his hat was gone, his coat was ripped up the baok and one sleeve had utterly disappeared. Complete demoralization appeared in his entire aspect. "Here's the young fule, uium," huskily said his escort. "I told him phwat yer said, bat the young rascal wouldn't let me tuk him peaceably, ar.d slugged me eyo and tore mo coat, but I gin it ter him joost as yo tould me." And a look of pride in the eye that was intact. The frantic mother waited for no ex plauatiou, but paid the fellow and put her damaged son to bed. As she sat by him the next day and fanned that marvelously ipu4sed-up face, tho youth asked, leebly and reproachfully, "Oh, mother, how could you do itf" "My boy, it was for your good, and your poor mother was—" "But, mother, how could you send that man to abuse nie in that wayt" "My son!" "Now, mother, that was cruel in you. That man camo to me, rolled up his sleeves, shoved to big tists up in my faco and said: "D'oo see them two intilly i gent&f Them's what yer inudder called um. and sho told me to use 'em. She says, says she, till the bye that ye cooni do him up, and fire him out. That you must stick °PP yer fins aud take a hoorar of a lickin'. She says ye re a sun of a gun and a sucker, and that I'm to peel yer, whale yer, and break your doomed nose.'" Just what his mother's feelings were we do not know, but if subsequent events are to be relied upon, that plug-ugly's argu ment was the most salutary temperance lecture that tho youth ever received. A Green 'Un. The patrons of a down-town hotel in San Francisco,much frequented by farmers and miners, were considerably startled on Satur day a&ernoon when a tall individual with bright gre«Mi hair, whiskers and eyebrows walked up to U*o desk and calmly register ed aa Charles W. iioog from Ward, Nev. Tho clerk, used to almost any kind of strange visitors, stopped rfwrt in the middle of a sentence intend .**« answer to an inquiring guest who wanted to know when the JJ o'clock train for the north would leave, and with a puailed look eyed the verdant arrival. The lounger around the lobby were attracted one by one, and gazed with wonderment at the green-haired stranger, who, unconscious of ' tlw sensation he created, quietly asked to be Hhuwj .to a room. A reporter ventured shortly afterward to interview Mr. Long, | determined to tind out what business a man with such a yueqr .Qolqred hirsutic appendage had outside a .d#ne museum r and received tho folio* ing explanationfroui the emerald hued individual's own lips: "I have for some time been working in '■" tin White mine, at Ward, Nev./ tho Ai.. -vicars strange to yoa is a and what a t ,, " I came from. We common sight whei., * neople there, have lots of green baireu A f bottle hvery shade of greon from the darke... [ color to the brighest grass-green is re presented in the men's hair in that mine. The reason for it is connected with the ore. flic latter is base and it is necessary to roast tho whole of it. During the roast ing process no disagreeable fumes are observablo, yet tho hair, the beards and the eyebrows of all the men engaged about the works are soon dyed a bright and permanent green. In scores of Xevada mines ores of various kinds are smelted and roasted, but at none of them in either the hair or beard of the workmen changed from its natural hue. * "It is said there in less arsenic in the ore of tho Martin White than in that of many other mines. Old smelteis say arsenic has no such effeot on the hair, and all declare that the green color imparted to it is due to the presence of some unknown and myster ious mineral or metal. '•White, light or sandy beards and hair take a grass-green, whereas black or dark brown hair is dyod a deep bottle green. The hair is not injured by the color, and retains its original strength and stiffness.'' This is the manner in which Mr. Long explained his extraordinary appearance. He will remain here for some time, and even if he escapes tho ever-vigilant agents tor dime inusenmH and is not hired as a freak for one of those establishments, he will certainly creato a sensation on the pnblic streets every time be ventures out lor a walk.—San Francisco Chronicle. THE OLD MISTAKE. - '"llang it all," said the poet, "they've sent this verse back." "Well, no wonder, " said bit wife; "gee how you've written it:— I am glad that Wi gone— That at last the rising sun Heralds in the gladsome dawn Of blest 10-80." —How are you to begin the new yearf