VOL. XXVIII C. & D. WE Have the largest stock ot hats and out fittings for men, boys and children in tbe county, WE Are especially strong in un derwear for Fall and Win ter. Besides many stand ard makes in all grades; we .are exclusive sellers in this ccunty of tbe celebrated Stoneman handmade under wear. WE Deal directly with the man ufactures and our goods are fro? h. strictly reliable and prices the lowest as we save tbe consumer the middle profit. wi: Mark all goods in plain fig ures and have one price for all. COLBERT & DALE, 242 S. Main street, Butler, Pa. D. E. JACKSON. 203 S. Main St. - - Butler, P*. Everybody Delighted. Who are in need of Seasonable Goods. Having bought a large Stock of Fall and Winter Goods, and owing to bad weather and worse roads, they have not been going oat as fast as tbey ougbt to We have CUT PRICES AWAY DOWN, as we muet on account of scarcity of room close them oat to make room for Bpring Goods. If yon want a Cloak, Jacket or Shawl MOW IS YOUR CHANCE. Or if yon want Blankets, Comforts U nderwesr. Ladies' or Gsnts', Flan nels, Canton Flannel or anything in that line. COME NOW before tbe Stock is broken, bat DON'T FORGET to examine oar large stock of Dress Goods, which are included in this CUT, Also Fancy and Dress Plashes, Black Bnrah and Gros Grain Bilks, all Marked Down. Pull Again. We mean our wall paper de partment, full and overflowing with our immense and choice stock of paper hangings. You must help us out, we haven't room for half our goods, until you relieve us of some of them. We have the choisest selec tion of patterns in every grade from Brown Blanks at 10 cts to Gilts at from 20 eta to $1 per double bolt. Examine our Stock. J. H. Douglass, Near Postoffice, Butler, Pa. Robes and Blankets As cold weather approaches horse owners will save money by buying their horse blank ents, knee robes, etc., now. A gccd warm blanket on a horse in cold weather saves more for the owner than any thing else. The largest and most com plete line of robes,blankets,har ness,whips,trunks, valises, etc., in the county,and at the lowest prices, will always be ioundat Fr. KEMPER'S, 124 N. Main St., * Butler, Pa* * • Rare Bargains, Extraordinary Bargains are offer ed here in UNDERWEAR. ' HOSIERY, GLOVES. HANDKERCHIEFS, MUFFLERB, Ever;thing in famishing* for ladies, children and men. Compare our prices with what JOB have been paying and see if yon can't save money by dealing with as. John M. Arthurs. 333 SOUTH MAIN STRBET. 898 E E ABRAMS & CO Fire andJLife IN SURANCE Insurance Co. of North America, incor porated 1794, capital $3,000,000 and other etrong companies represented. New York Life Insurance Co., aaaeta 890,000,000. Office JKew Ha»elton building near Court Home. THE CITIZEN. PROFESSIONAL CARDS. V. McALPINE, Dentist, I* now permanently located at l» South Main Street' Butler, Pa . in rooms formerly decoupled by Dr. Waldron. L. M. REINSEL, M. D, PHYSICIAN AND SCRGEON. Office and residence at 224 Graham Street. BuUer,.Pa. L. BLACK, rHTSICIAM AND SI'KOEON, New Troutman Bntiding, Butler, Pa. Dr. A. A. Kelly, Office at Boee Point, Lawrence county. Pa. K. N. LBAKK. M. D. J. E. MANN, M. D. Specialties: Specialties: Gynaecology and Bur- Eye. Ear. Nose and gerj. Throat. DRS. LEAKE & MANN, Butler, Pa. G. M. ZIMMERMAN. rOTBICIAM AND RUMX, Office at No. 46. 8. Main street, over Prank * Co'* Ding Store. Butler. Pa. SAMUEL M. BIPPUS. Physician and Surgeon. No. 22 East Jefferson St., Butler, Pa. W. R. TITZEL. PHYSICIAN SURGEON. 8. W. Corner Main and North Bta., Butler. Pa. J. J. DONALDSON, Dentist. Butler, Penn'a. Artificial Teeth inserted en the latest Im proved plan. Gold Fllllhg a specialty. Office— over Senaul'a Clothing Store. DR/S. A. JOHNSTON. DENTIST, - - BUTLER, PA. All work pertaining to the profession, execut ed in tbe neatest manner. Specialties Gold Fillings, and Painless Ex traction of Teeth, Vitalized Air administered. Oln «a Mtom Street, •■« door Beat efLewry Bone, fcp Stain. Office open dally, except Wednesdays and Thursdays. Communications by mail receive prompt attention. R. B The only Deatist la Butler nalßCgtke best Bakes of teeth. . J. W. MILLER, Architect, C. E. and Surveyor. Contractor, Carpenter and Builder. Maps, plans, specifications and esti mates; all kinds of architectural and en gineering work. No charge for drawing if I contract the work. Consult your best in terests; plan before you build. Informa tion cheerfully given. A share of public patronage is solicited. P. 0. Box 1007. Office S. W. of Court House, Butler, Pa. C. F. L. McQUISTION, ENGINEER AND SURVEYOR, Omci NJLAR DIAMOND, BCTLXK. PA. A. M. CHRISTLEY, ATIOBNBY AT LA . Office second floor, Anderson Bl k, Main St., near Court House, Butler, Pa. J. w. HUTCHISON, ATTOBNEY AT LAW. Office on second floor of the Huselton block. Diamond, Butler, Pa., Boom No. 1. A. T. SCOTT. J. r. WILSON. SCOTT & WILSON, ATTOBN ETB-AT-LAW. Collections a specialty. Office at No. 8. South Diamond, Butler. Fa. JAMES N. MOORE, ArroaxiT-AT-LAw AND NOTABT PUBLIC. Office in Boom No. 1. second floor of Huselton Block, entrance on Diamond. A. E. RUSSELL, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Office on second floor of New Anderson Block Mam St..—near Diamond. IRA McJUNKIN. Attorney at Law. Office at No. 17, East Jeffer son St., Butler, Pa.; W. C. FINDLEY, Attorney at Law and Beal Estate Agent. Of flee rear of L. Z. Mitchell's office on north side of Diamond. Butler, Pa. H. H. GOUCHER. Attorney-at-law. Office on second floor of Anderson building, near Court House, Butler. Fa. J. Y. BRITTAIN. A try at Law—Office at 8. K. Cor. Mam St, and Diamond, Butler, Pa. NEWTON BLACK. Att^rftt Uiw—Office on South side of Diamond nK BUTLER COUNTY NATIONAL BANK, BUTLXR, PA. CAPITAL Paid Up, - - - $100,000.00. OFFICEKB: Jos. Hartman, Pres't. D. Osborne. Cashier. J. V. Bltts.Vice Pres't. C. A. Bailey .Aas't Cash'r DIRECTORS: Jos. Hartman. C. P. Collins, O. M. Russell, H. McSweeney, C. D. Greenlee. J. V. Rltts, B. E. A brains, Leslie Hazlett. I. G. Smith. W. 8. Waldron. D. Osborne. A general banking bnsiness transacted. In terest paid on time deposits. Money loaned on approved security. Foreign exchange bought and sold. L. S. McJUNKIN, luiiuee aid Beal Estate At't 17 EAST JEFFERSON ST. BUTLER, - PA. BUTLER COUNTY Mutual' Fire Insurance Co. Office Cor. Main & Cunningham Bts. 3. C. ROES SING, PBBBIDBNT. H. C. HEINEMAN, SKCBBTABT. DIRECTORS: O. C- Boeesin*. Henderson Oliver, J. LPurrls, James Stephenson, A. Troutman, H. O. Helneman. Alfred Wick, N. Weitzel. Dr. W. Irrtn. Dr. Itlckenbach. J. W. Burkhart. D. T. Morris. LOYAL M'JUNKIN. Gen. Ag't JBXJTXJBIR, DP JL. SANTA CLAUS'LL TAKE CARE OF US /Holiday Goods. / ISanta Glaus Headquarters. £ And you will find his head quarters at the store of J. F. T. STEHLE, No. 136, S. Main St., where he will show you a fall line of Rocking Horses, Shoofly Rockers, Galloping Horses, Sleds, Clippers, Doll Carriages, Wheelbarrows, Childrens Chairs Daisy Rockers, Tables Desks, Blackboards, Folding Wire Beds, Baby-jumpers and Swings, Iron Banks. Toys of all kinds. EVERYBODY Has a chance to play Santa Claus this year. Prices within the reach ot all, and now is the time to buy Holiday Goods while they are new, fresh and novel, at J. F. T. STEHLE'S. We are Leaders in our Line. We are now prepared to show you the finest line of FURNITURE Ever shewn in Butrer county. Do you want CHEAP GOODS? Come and see us. Do you want MEDIUM PRICED GOODS? Come in. Do you want FINE GOODS? "We are in it." A new line of RATTAN GOODS for Gents, Ladies and the Little Ones just received. Whether you want to buy or not come and see us. E. B. D R E W, 128 E. Jefferson tet., - Butler? It* a EVBRr WATERPROOF COLLAR on CUFF I— —— —— THAT CAN BE RELIED ON B %Q P 3>Tc>t to SPUt! THE MARK to DlSOOlOyt ■———J BEARS THIS MARK. # TRADE ELLULOID NEEDS NO LAUNDERING. CAN BE WIPED CLEAN IN A MOMENT. THE ONLY LINEN-LINED WATERPROOF COLLAR IN THE MARKET. pgr BRE^S * '6f & good house-wife, who uses SAPOOO. Ib is well s&idrFhe mouse is muzzled in her house.'Try ib&nd Keep your house cleajuAH grocers keep ii- Cleanliness and neatness about a house are necessary to insure comfort. Man likes comfort, and if he can't find it at home, he will seek elsewhere for it Good housewives know that SAPOLIO makes a house clean and keeps it bright. Happiness always dwells in a comfortable home. Do you want cleanliness, comfort and happiness? Try SAPOLIO and you will be surprised at your success. BEWARE OF IMITATIONS. BUTLER, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 26, 18I)G. The Watch on Christmas Eve. Close by the chimney, on Christmas ere, Are huddled two tiny forms; The rafters creak and the windows shriek, And the night is wild with storms. Tis a lonely watch, for tbe spectre doubt Has entered a childish breast. And faith to-night must be lost in sight, And the spirit laid at rest. "Are you sure he'll comet" says a tiny voice 0, say you are certain quite! Oh, what could we do if it shouldn't be And nobody came to-night!" But the sweeter tones of a childish trust Break in on the other's doubt; "O, never you fear, you'll see hiui here When the midnight bells ring out." "Perhaps they have told us a story,though You see we're such little boys; I should feel so had, if I thought they had. That I'd hate the Christmas toys. I)o you think he'll care for the wind and rain. They say he's getting old — With that heavy pack on his poor hump back. And the night is so very cold!"' "I tell yon the reindeer brings him here, And the load of toys is light; His coat is warm, and he laughs at storm; I know he'll come to-night. There never can be a doubt, I say, 0, never a cause to lear; Onr watch we'll keep while the others sleep, And we're sure to see him here." But the minutes drag, and the small heads droop, When soft through the parlor door Two shadows creep while the bright eyes sleep, For the bold night-watch is o'er. They cram the stocking with loads of toys, And then, with stealthy tread, They lift each form in its night-gown warm And put the watchers to bed. THE CHRISTMAS WREATH. BY FRAKCKS HENSHAW BADKX. Three little faces were pressed close to the window, watching with eager interest the great brown stone house across the way. There were littlo children at the win dows of that house too; bright, beautiful, rosy, merry little ones they were, so differ ent to those in the humble frame opposite, who, pinched and pale and sad, had a wistful look in their sweet eyes as they saw the happiness of those they were watching. "Oh ! ain't it jolly for them? And ain't it nice to be rich, and have lots of friends?" exclaimed Georgie, who for the time for got his own dreariness in seeing the joy of his neighbors. "Oh, yes, indeed. That big box is full as ever it can be with goodies and dolls, ain't it, Georgie?" said little Evie, as the expressman, with the assistance of a ser vant, carried in a large box. "Christmas is grand over the way. 1 know that boy will have a gun, and a sword, and a drum. Oh, mamma, mamma, will Christmas ever come so to us?'' Georgie asked, with a longing look in his great blue eyes. The mother's lips quivered, tears tilled her eyes, and for a moment she could not answer. Georgie saw his words had made his darling mother sad, and springing into her lap, he clasped his arms about her'ncck and pressing kisses upon her sad. pale face, said: "We don't mind if we are not rich,mam ma! Do we, girls? We can wait for a good time until I get to be a big man. Then, maiuma, we will have it. Don't cry; please don't." The mother forced back her tears, say ing: "My little man, as long as my darlings arc well and with me, lam content. But, oh. I do wish some one would send my little ones something to make their Christ mas merry." "Mamma, God won't forgot us. Oh I'm sure He won't. Something good will come to us, I think. If I could only get well — I mean if I could run about with the other children—that would be the best thing I could have for ray Christmas," said May— lovely, patient little May. She was an angelic child. Hopelessly crippled since infancy, never playing with other children, she was, when only eight years old, so full of thoughts beautiful, good and wise, that her mother felt she was not long for earth. And though from her suffering and love liness she was dearer than the others to the mother's heart, she often felt as if she must loosen her clasping arms from about her darling, and let her flee away where she could wander about with the little ones, in the Home where all the suffering children grew well and happy. Mary Grayson stole quietly out, while the little one were prattling. Dropping on her kness beside her bed, she wept biterly. Oh, how hard it was to have those little ones really suffering for the comforts she could never give them! May, most of all, needed little delicacies, Oh, would better days never come to themT" Three years before, her husband, 'having saved sufficient to support his little family for two years, had left them, going with a party to Australia, promising to be home with a little fortune in two years. The time rolled slowly by, but be came not, nor one word since of him. The little money left was all gone, and her little ones were living on the small amount procured by her needle. "It snows! it snows! Now, mamma, fix me up as warm as you can. I'm going to run across the way to the big house, and ask them to let me clear off their pavement when it has done snowing. I'll be in time. Oh, if I could only get ten pavements to clear off, I'd have lots of money; icore than enough for a turkey!'' exclaimed Georgie, his eyes dancing with great ex pectation. "Ten pavements to clear off with these poor little hands! "Why, little love, that will be work enough for a great strODg man," the mother said. As she wrapped the warm scarf abont his neck, and buttoned the well-patched coat over the brave little heart, she thank ed God lor the great blessing he was. "My love, have you noticed those little faces at the window across the streett" asked Philip Austin, the owuer of the brown stone house, and pretty, bright children in it. "Xot particularly. "Why?" returned Mrs. Austin. "Well, to me they have a very touching expression. Now look! See how they watch tbis house!" "Papa, the boy that is most all the time with them has just gone down from our door," said Willie Anstin. "King the bell and inquire what he wanted, my dear," said Mr. Austin. Another moment, and a servant entered. Mrs. Austin mado the desired inquiry. The man, smiling, answered: "He wanted to assist clearing off the pavement, when the snow has stopped falling." "Poor little fellow! And what did you say to him, Jamesf" asked Mr' Austin. "I laughed at him, and told him be had I better go down on the wharf and engage ! in helping to unload vessels, sir," replied i the man. "Yon ought not to have spoken to him so, James. Poor child! I wish you had let me know of his being here." "Yes, papa, you would not let him go away with such a sad face. I know." said Willie. "James, keep a look out for him. Tell him to come and help yon, and pay him well. He is a manly little fellow, and I think would rather work than receive money without." "Yes, sir," James answered. Mr. Austin, turning to his wife, said: "I wish, my dear, either to-day or to morrow, so it may reach them by Christmas day yon would make up a basket or box of such things as will please and comfort too, those little ones, and send it over with the kind wishes of ours." "Oh. yes, yes. do mamma. How nice it will be!" the children exclaimed. Just then a carriage stopped before the house, from which a gentleman sprang out, and ran quickly up the steps. Willie sang out: "Uncle Charley! Hurrah! Uncle Charley has come!" Another moment, and a hand.-ome, middle aged man entered tbe room, catch ing first Mrs. Austin, and then the little ones, in a lo\ ing embrace. In the joy of Uncle Charley's coming, the little ones across the street were quite forgotten for that day; and the next, Mrs. Austin was so busy with preparations to make Christmas day one of rejoicing, in honor ot Uncle Charity's return, that she had no time to think of the poor little ones. Once Willie exclaimed: "Oh, mamma, you have not sent oyer the presents to those little children." Mrs. Austin was quite annoyed at the re minder, but said: . "Dear me! I had quite forgotten. There aie so many really necessary calls on my time and memery, I can hardly be expect ed to remember such things. But to morrow will do just as well. I'll go ont this evening and purchase some little presents for them." Christmas morn dawned brightly. What a merry set of little ones the Austins were! Scarcely any breakfast was eaten. They could not spare the time from the beauti ful and almost conntless presents—presents from papa, mamma. Uncle Charley, aunts, cousins, and friends innumerable. The youngest of them, Lilly, a little three-year-old fairy, stood on a chair ar ranging her doll at the window for passers to admire. Presently she sang out in a pretty, lisping voice: "Oh, Willie, come seeT Is that a Christ mas box?" "Oh, no, no! It is a little coffin." All hastened to the window then, with awed and solemn faces. After a few moments Mr. Austin said: "My dear, did you send over some things to those little ones?" "Oh, no; I intended to this morning. I thought it would be just as well. I have had so nnch to think of," answered Mrs. Austin, in a tone of regret. "Too late now to comfort one of tham," Mj. Austin said sorrowfully. Yes, too late to comfort little May. For three or four days previous to Christmas she had failed much, grown vis ibly weaker. When the dawn of that blessed day came she cried out: "Mamma, I'm so glad! I'll soon be well! See—l can stand up!'-' For a second she stood on her feet —her hands clasped—an expression of unearthly joy on her beautiful, pale face. The mother sprang forward, clasped her arm around and drew back to her bosom only May's little lifeless body. Scarcely bad she laid tenderly down the loved form when Georgie's Christmas greeting reached her ear. "May, may. where are youT See! here is your Christmas wreath!" He ran joyously in. The smiles fled—a frightened look from the pale, cold face, to his mother, so tearful and sad, and Georgie cried: "What is the matter, uiammat Won't May wake up?" In vain she tiied to comfort him and ex plain how happy May was, away with the angel children. But Georgie could only understand that May was gone from them; and burying his little face in the pillow [on which her dear head rested, he wept him self to sleep. A shadow had stolen over the merry folks of the Austin house. The children watched with anxious faces the closed win dow where their little neighbors used to sit, and wondered for which the little coffin was. Mrs. Austin pleasure was marred, for a great regret was in her heart. Constantly came the thought: "If I bad only remembered those poor little ones!" "It is never too late to do right and good. Send to the children left, and in quire if we may do anything to help them in their trouble. Do you know their names, my dear?" said Mr. Austin. "Grayson, I believe. I think she is a widow—" "Grayson!" exclaimed Uncle Charley. "Tell me more of them." "The little fellow told me his papa had gone to Australia, and—" Ere Willie had finished his story Uncle Charley was crossing the street, to the gTeat astonishment of his sister and brother-in-law. Two hours passed before he returned. Then he told them that the father of these little ones was his dearest friend; that his return home was principally to find George Grayson's widow and children, ani bear to them the little fortune he had made. "And I must pay to those he loved the debt of gratitude I owed to him." said Uncle Charley. "Ho nursed me throng! tbe fever, and when all others pronounced me dead, he still worked on, and with God's blessing, saved me." "And his loved ones so near to me, and so needy; Oh, if I had only known it!" said Mrs. Austin. And when her brother told more of those little ones, particularly of the only Christ inas gift which came to little May—the Christmas wreath that Goorgie had given her—and which was then lying on her little coffin, Mrs. Austin shed tears of regret for her neglect. "Oh, I wish I had sent them something. I might have contributed to make a little more comfortable the last days of that little one's life. But I forgot," she said. And when constantly came the thought of little May's only gift, the beautiful wreaths and garlands which decorated her rooms seemed to lose their bright, cheerful look. Everything was darkened by the heavy cloud which shadowed her heart that Christmas day. That our happiness be not clouded thus, nor the beautiful Christmes wreaths lose to us their cheering aspect,we will remem ber aome little ones within our reach, if not across the street, whose friends are so few, and whose wants are so many. —Health is the only riches that men ought to set a value on, for without it all men are poor,let their estates be what tbey will. Christmas Bells. Dear are the sound* of the Christmas chimes In the land of the ivied towers, And they welcome the dearest of fes tival limes In this Western world of ours! Bright on the holly and mistletoe bough. The English firelight falls. And bright are the wreathed evergieens now That gladden our own home walls. And bark! the first sweet note that tells The welcome of the Christmas bells. They are ringing to-night through the Norway firs. And across the Swedish fells, And the Cuban palm-tree dreamily stirs To the sound ol those Christmas bells! They ring where the Indian (ianges rolls Its flood through tbe rice-fields wide; They swell the far hymns of the Laps and Poles, To the. praise of the Crucified. Sweeter than tones of the ocean's shells, Mingle the chimes of the Christmas bells. The years como not back that have oircled away With the past of the Eastern land, When He plucked the corn on the Sab bath day And healed the withered hand; But the bells shall join in a joyous chime For the One who walked the sea, And ring agaiu for the better time Of the Christ that is to be: Then ring! for the earth's best promise dwells In ye, 0 joyous prophet bells. Dressing the Tree. The first thing to do is to get yonr Christmas tree. This is not so easy a mat ter as one might suppose. Spruce and balsam are the two kinds of evergreens used. There is not very much difference between them. Tbe balsam has a little thicker growth of branches and the need les are finer and softer. Spruce is a trifle more stately and will stand heavier articles on its branches. Having selected the tree sometime before Christmas Eye, as is wise, the question is where to keep it so that the children will not see it. A cool, dark home cellar is the best place, or the roof of the honse may be used. "I really should like a Christmas tree for the children, but I can't afford it," said a little mother the other day. Perhaps she did not know that a tree oonld be nicely trimmed for the modest sum of sl. Of course, this does not include any of the pretty colored balls or flying angels which add so much to the beauty of a tree, but the $1 trimmed tree will be thought pretty by many little ones. For the top of the tree a little 10-cent Santa Claus is bought, then three cents worth of white cotton is pulled into little bits and scattered over the tree to repre sent snow. Fifteen cents will buy a great lot of pink and white pop-corn, and this is strung on a thread and festooned over the tree with excellent effect. Next, for ten cents a dozen little peppermint candy canes are purchased and tied to the tips of the branches, and for the same amount a yard of tarlatan may be bought, and for two cents some crimson or blue yarn. The tarlatan is to be cut into little stock ings six inches long, sewed together with a big needle and yarn with a long-loop but ton-hole stitch, and filled with a few can dies in bright motto papers. The candies shonld cost 25 cents, and be a mixture of lemon and spice drops, and the bright pa pers five cents. There will be many more of these than needed, and they can be twisted into little balls and birds and hung on the tree. Then, with the 20 cents left, buy colored candies at five cents a doxen and little tin holders at three cents a dox en; add these to tbe tree, placing them on the tip of the branches, and light them np on Christmas night. The tree will look charming, and the stockings and candy canes will do for presents. Expensive Christmas trees are not diffi cult to have, but few—even those who have money—know how to trim one with taste. Fiist get a tree that will reach to the ceiling, and place it in a dark corner in a firm box mado for the pnrpose- Cover the box with crystallized paper to repre sent snow, and place a circle of fairy lamps in pink and green and bine and yellow about its base. Purchase as many colored balls as you like; bang the lafrge ones by single strtngs from the branches and the small ones in chains from one branch to the other. Get six or tei dozen large sized candles and little crinkled tin holders and place trwo or three on each branch, varying the colors. Candy and china an gels and Cupids and pretty maids swinging add to the beauty of the tree. Puritanic Horror of Kissing. Many ridiculous anecdotes are told to illustrate Puritanic horror of this pleasa nt and natural salute—one of Rev. Brown, an English divine, who was known as the author of a Biblical Concordance. He courted his wife seven years before he ask ed if he might kiss her. "Just as you please," she answered demurely. "Let us first ask a blessing," he said, after which he kissed her. "Why, it's good!" he exclaimed. "Let us return thanks." They were married in a few weeks. Th«t brings to my mind the saying of a young woman concerning a suitor whom she bad rejected. In summing up his qnalities she said: "He was good looking, he was educated, he was devoted, he sent me flowers—l always thought I'd love a man who sent me flowers —but," she con cluded in a tone of disdain, "ho hadn't sense enough to kiss me when he had the chance." The New Road Law. A correspondent of the Pittsburg Dis patch writing from Harrisburg, says that the Road Law that the State Road Com mission will propose to the next Legisla ture, will contain the following features:— In every township three road commis sioners shall be elected by the people. They will hold relatively the same position to the people as the school directors, hon orary, rather than political or pecuniary. These commissioners will appoint road masters, as many as they thiiik fit, to act as bosses over the persons working on the roads. The master will be paid wages for each day he works, and will be held strict ly accountable for the duty assigned ..to him. It will Le required that farmers shall no tify tho Commissioners not later than April 15 of each year whether they desire to work out the amount of their road tax. If to, the road masters will notify them in divide/ .Hy of the exrtct day and place when# they must report for work. If they are. no t there at the a] jpointed time the manU r must promptly hire somebody else asdl notify the commissioners, who will cotii* ct the full cash tax from the absentee. t hey will do the sam.e if he does work aad yet does not perlor in the work in a ?ro per manner. i—"Tis easier to critioi 80 than to conect. Christmas Bells. I heard the bell* on Christmas day Their old familiar carols play, And wild and sweet The words repeat Of "Peace on earth, good-will to men.', And thought how, as the day had come. The belfries of all Christendom Now roll along The unbroken song Of "Peace en earth, good-will to men." Till ringing, singing, on its way, The world revolved from night to day, A voice, a chime, A chant sublime. Of "Peace on earth, good-will to men.' But in despair I bowed my head, — "There is no peace on earth," I said; "For hate is strong," And mocks the song Of "Feace on earth, good-will to men." Then pealed the bells,inore loud and deep "God is not dead; nor doth He sleep! The Wrong shall fail, the Right prevail. With peace on earth, good-will to men.' —Longftllotc. Get the Stockings Ready. Get ready the stock ings and do it right quick, for Christmas is coming, and with it St. Nick. His rein deers, impatient to be on the way, already are hitched to his well laden sleigh. St. Nick in his furs and in haste to depart stands ready to whistle the signal to start, and then on the snow clouds afloat in the sky, St. Kick and hi* wild reindeers will hitherward fly. Then down thro' the chimney the stockings he'll view, and fill them with toy* and nice sugar plumbs, too. The chil dren are count ing th e d ays till he's here, and nightly bright visions of C hrist mas appear. So haste with the stockings, o o and do it right oo o quick for Christ- 000 o o mas is coming, and with it St Nick. Marriage In a Hack. The ancient dictnm that the course of true love never runs smoothly has had a new and exciting illustration in Kentucky. A oouple down there detei mined to wed in spite of the objection* of the girl's father. They accordingly started for the county town lor the purpose of procuring a license. At the Court House the license was refus ed. Nothing daunted the pair secured a hack and drove to the residence of the County Clerk in an adjoining county where they were successful. Then a 'Squire was found, and the party started in the hack at breakneck speed for Newport. While en route the bride espied her father down the road driving like mad. The 'Squire could not marry the couple until he got inside the corporation lines. The hackmau had his horses going in a wild gallop. At last they approached the line. The couple stood up and clasped hands. 'Squire Hallen braoed himself against the seat and clasping the fond hands watched for the line. By this time the father was within ten feet yelling as the hack dashed across the line and while it was rocking like a boat in a storm Hallen married the couple. The father being a sensible fellow when he iound himself beaten, accepted the situ ation gracefully, gave the couple his bless ing and returned home with them. Verily, love laughs at obstacles. A Farm That Ran Away. About the last thing in the world that one would expect to lose by its running away would be a farm. Yet in Holland there has certainly been one case (and there may have been many more) where a farm literally ran away from its owner and was tugged home by canal boats. As every one knows, the whole land of Holland lies lower than the ocean, and is only protect ed by the immeaae dikes which are a won der of the world; also, by great pumps, moved by steam or wind, that pumps up the water which steals under the dikes and return it in the sea through the many canals. In the case referred to, where a canal had been dug, the water slipped in silently behind its protecting dike,or work ed away under the surface of a large farm, and undermined it, while the farmer was thinking of no danger, until one day a great storm arose, and behold, the water had separated this farm from the rest of the land, and the poor farmer had the ha.! the grief to see his own beautiful farm hurr away as fast as it could go to join it S eif to another man's farm on the opposite side of the stream! But after the storm it was surrounded by canal boats and brought back, where by Beans well known to the Dutch it was safely Anchored in its own old plivce. "Solomon in AH Ha Glory." "VTe have recently read a humorous description of a donation party giv-en to a good country clergyman, in part paysmnt of bis small salary, the principal result be ing twenty -seven bushels of beans and a large variety of second hand clothing for his five children. The patience of the clergyman's wife gave out. On the next Sunday she drtraaed all her five children in the donated feeomd-hand clothing, and under her direction they marched up the aisle just as the good pastor was reading that beautiful passage, -"Yet Solomon in all his glory was not assayed like one of these." "We need not MLA that the next donation party was of aa«atirely different character. Christmas i* *o*ing, and per haps this story may sugntwt *• some of our readers that there are better things to give the pastor than second-hand clotting and tweuty-seven bushels of beans. —Despite the very beat attention l»- fiowcd upon the baby, it will grow Kick aad troublesome by reason of colic, diarrbtea, teething etc. Do not fail, then, to use Dr. Bull's Baby Syrup. Price 25 c. A bad case of catarrh or influenza will alw«y« yield to the mild curative qualities of Old Saul 's Catarrh Cure. Price only 25 cents. —There is an institution in Kentucky— right there among the lithe and willowy "Bine Grass" belles, whose beauty is enough to drive you craiy—an institution founded upon the principles advocated by Count Tolstoi. The institution is of ancient origin, and contains abont one hundred men who has taken the vow of eternal celibacy. No woman ever crossed the threshold or that gloomy pile—to do so would bo to profane the holy ground. TSTO. 8. A Christmas Song. The Christmas bells, in many a clime, Their joyous peals are ringing, And sweet in cot and palace chime The children's voices ring. To Christ we raise our thanks and praise For all the lore He bore u»; For his dear sake our hymn we make, Aad swell the Christmas chorus. We bless His birth who came to earth, And in bis cradle lowly Received the earliest Christmas gifts,— The Cbrist-child pure and holy. He gave oar friends, our joy He sends, lie ever watches o'er us; lie bends llis ear our song to hear, And loves oar Christmas chorus. Still, "Peace on earth.good-will to men," The heav'nly choirs are ringing-. And "Peace on earth.good-will to men. - ' Throcgh earth to-night Is ringing. We catch the strain with sweet refrain That angels sang before us, And join the song with heart and tongue, Tho holy Christmas chorus. An Emperor On Education. The story of the Frenchman who, on en gaging a new valet, instructed him that a part of his duties would be to awaken hi* master at an early hour every morning and tell bim under what form of government France was at that moment existing, will have to give place to some story of a Ger man burgomaster who stipulates to be told betimes each day in what new role bis Emperor has appeared. William's latest character is that of lecturer on pedagogy; and it cannot be denied that the royal de liverances about schools and school teach ing have at any rate commanded a wide audience. If the Berlin sorrespondents are to be trusted, Germany is in a state of agitation seldom equaled, the occasion being his Majesty's rough and ready treat ment of the Teutonic idol, education. Presumably Kaiser William is aware of the danger which besets a king who under takes to extend his scepter over intellectual realms. Probably he bears in mind the dreadful example of James I. of England, whom historians call a fool chiefly for the reason that the author of "A counterblast Against Tobacco" claimed to be a Sob." mon. One so fond of saying sharp things as is the Kaiser must often smile, possibly a little grimly, when he recalls Bucking ham's celebrated proposal, made in a jovial company that inclnded the merry monarch himself, Tor an epitaph upon Charles 11. Hore lies our sovereign lord, the King, Whose word no man relies on; Wha never said a foolish thing, And never did a wise one. He Peeped Through a Keyhole. In the Germantown District an old gentlemau named Heidencooper met with a singular accident on the night of the 28th alt. It seems the old gent's daughter has been having a young man call on her for some time,bat some how or other he never could get a sight of him, bat like a good parent be was naturally anxious to tee the man who had his daughter's friendship, if nothing else. He thought the matter over for a while and finally hit upon a plan. On the night mentioned the young man called and about 12 o'clock the old gent thought it about time to take a peep at him, so he arose from bis bed and taking a candle, sailed down stairs clad in nothing but a shirt. He approached the sitting room stealthily to get a look through the key hole. To prevent the oouple inside from seeing the light of the candle, be held it behind him, but unluckily in stooping down, the candle came in oontaat with bis shirt tail and in an instant the garment was in a blaze and the old man was snort ing round the room like a mad bnll and yelling like a Indian. The girl and the fellow rushed in, threw the old man on the floor and with the aid of a buoket of water and a piece of carpet extinguished the flames, bat not nntil Heidencooper was badly burned all over. He will recover.— Beaver Falls Tribune. A Long-Felt Want. Able Editor—Want a position, eht Do y«« nnderstandjthe tariff question? Applicant—Um—to tell the truth,l don't know anything about the tariff. "Are you familiar with international law!" * "No, can't say that I am." "Have you followed np t ho yarions African and Polar explorations, and have yon all the localities at yoar finger ends, so that yon could write colamn after column on the subject without exhausting yourself?" "I—l never took any interest is «*cU things." "Are you thoroughly familiar with English, French, German and Russian politics?/ "Don't know anything about European squabbles, and don't want to." "Yonng man, take that desk there. I shouldn't wonder if you could make a paper that sensible people would like to read."— Ex. Caught a Sucker. Arteuias "Ward used to tell about two .New England brothers, says Bill Nye, who met after a separation of ten years and saluted each other as follows: "Hullo, Henry! Py George, how be ye!" "Ob. tolable for an old man. How be you?" "Wall, [fair to middlin'. What's ths news?" "Oh, nawthin' speshal. 'Member that old hosa I nsed to hev?" "Sho! Tis, yis, of course. What of him? Is he dead?" "No. I sold him." "Thnndah?" "Tis. Got $l5O faw bim." "Well, well, well! Must hev picked up a sucah, didn't ye? Who did ye sell him tew?" "Guess." "My patience! I never could guess in fawty years. When d'je sell him tew, Henry?" "Well, sir, I cold him to mothah." I would not enter on my list of friends Though graced with polished manners and fine sense, Yet wanting sensibility, the man Who needlessly sets foot upon a wortn. —Cotcper. —Fenner's Golden Belief is warrant ed to relieve toothache, headache, neural gia, or any other pain in 2 to 8 minutes. Also bruise#, w-uunds, wire oats, swelling*, bites barns, summer complaints, oolic, (also in horses), diarrhoea, dysentery and flux. If satisfaction not given money returned. time as a good time; a kind, forgiving charitable, pleasant time. It is good to be children sometimes, and never better than at Christmas, when its mighty Founder was a child Himself."— LHckens. Vhen you get into a tight place, and everything goes against yoa, till it swnu as if you could not hold on a minute long , er, never give up then, for that's just the place and time that the tide will torn.