VOL. XX B.W.FBHGH. JMIWHMM. I A NEW FIRM. | DRY GOODS I NOTION HOUSE IIOFII PBDGH fi WEITZEL WILL, OX OK ABOUT APRIL 2nd, 1883, Open Their New Stock of Dry Goods and (lotions For (i 0 exMlßAtlon oflhe pnbllr, in the room formerly occupied by Scolt'B Confectionary, UNION BLOCK, MAIN ST., BUTLER, PA §T KR M 9 CA.S H § !!.'.!! JOHN BICKEL, WHO IS lit SUE KOI m TIBI SHIES II 111111, And Who Takes Orders for the Custom Work of this Firm. ALSO Kso pairs pf Slippers, bought at Sheriff's Sale to be closed out cheap. ALSO SOO Pairs of Plow Shoes, all sizes, to be sold cheap. ALSO A. large assortment of Mens' Fine Wear in all the Latest Styles, Low and Pigh Cuts English Bals, Buttons, Dom Pedro, etc. ALSO All the Beit New England, New York and Philadelphia m a kes of all kinds of boots, shoes and slippers always on hands. ALSO All {finds Q( Leather and findings, large stock of French Calf and &ips, American Calf and Kips, Moroccoes, Linings, Sheffield Red Sole and Baltimore Oak-Sole Leather. ALSO Our owfl Hand Work, whieh CANNOT be excelled in Butler either for Style, Work or Material. ALSO Farmers can have their repairing and mending done on the same day they bring it in. JOHN BICKEL, MAIN STREET, BUTLER, PA. NEW STORE. NEW STOCK a NUW AND COMPLETE STOCK OF " miiii iin mplitis just ntcne.l ~ OAK AND HEMLOCK SOLE, FRENCH AND DOMESTIC KIPAND CA t.F. COI.I.AR. WEI.T, SKIRTINO, CPPER, BELTING, HARNESS AND LACK LEATHER JEt OA"N AND IFTIINIK: LININGS, ETC. —ALSO HiKVPACTDRKROF ALL KINDS OP Carriage, Buggy and Wagon Harness, Collars, Etc., Etc. And carry a foH stock of Whipa, Robe®, Bliukete, Brushes, and all other Goods belonging to the Bubinend. AJI Ipfidf of Repairing will Receive Prompt Attention. fßrPleaee pali and examiue oar Goods and get price® before you purchase elsewhere. Plastering Hair Always on Hand. CASH PAID FOR, HIDES AND PELTH. C. ROESSING, Beiber'a Block. Jefferson Street, opposite Lowry House. Butler, Pa I *C/ k Ilot wtlf U' 4cht rkHK to'ill +hu apply Customers of I T'JVfk, l as * need trot write for it. All seed teat from my I establishment Warranted to be both fresh and true to name, I *° f >ir - that should it prove otherwise, agree to refill the I \p order gratis. My collection of vegetable seed is one of C D Wf •• —the most extensive to be found in any American catalogue, and • larfe part of it-is of my own jrrowing. Aa the a n d a score or other new Vegetable*. 1 "Invite the pafrt>p ■Vp ajre of the public. In the jrardeaa and on the farms ■ uToae iar- , H rhcra, Jaundice, lin puri l_v of tho Blood, Fever and sssr. jpL caused by De rangement of Liver, Bowels and Sidney*. SYMPTOMS OF A DISEASED MVER. liad Lreath; Pain in the Side, sometimes the pain is felt under the Shoulder-blade, mistaken lor Rheumatism; general loss of appetite; Bowcn generally costive, sometimes alternating with lax; the head is troubled with pain, is dull and heavy, with considerable loss of memory, accompanied j with a painful sensation of leaving undone somethii.? which ought to have been done; a slight, dry couca and flushed face is sometimes an attendant, often mistaken for consumption; the patient complains of weariness and debility; nervous, easily startle-, fc-t cold or burning, sometimes a prickly sensation of ;hc skin exists; spirits are low and despondent, and, although satisfied that exercise would be bene ficial, yet one can hardly summon up fortitude ta try it—in fact, distrusts every remedy. Severa. of the above symptoms attend the disease, but casei have occurred when but few of them existed, yes examination after death has shown the Liver to have been extensively deranged. It should bo used by all persons, old and young, whenever any of the above symptoms appear. Persons Traveling or Living In Un healthy Localities, t>y taking a dose occasion ally to keep the Liver in hcalihy action, will avoid all Malaria, Bilious attacks, Dizziness, Nau sea, Drowsiness, Depression of Spirits, etc # It will invigorate like a glass cf wine, but is no in toxicating: beverage. If You liavo eaten anything hard ol digestion, cr feel heavy after meals, or sleep less at night, take a dose and you will be relieved. Time and Doctors' Bills will be saved by always keeping the Regulator in the House! Fvr, whatever the ailnien: may be, a thoroughly safo purgative, alterative and tonic can never be out of place. The remedy is harmless anarr. Uuu X Co., u. N 1-ourtb St., I'iuUdelphuA, Pa. niims^TOP^ I LHUIILIIU BPRIXi and KtMMF.K. ii '.r-u !-C McCI'RDV & Co., Philadelphia, Pa. WEEK. ?12 a day at homo easily made »C«*>tlv Outfit free. Adilceas J'I:L K i. do. Augusta, Maine. iuur29 ly. BUTLER, PA., WEDNESDAY, MARCH 21. 1883 INGERSOLL ON LINCOLN. His Introduction to a Lecture on "Lawyer Lincoln by the -Crier of the Court." The following is Colonel Robert G. Ingersoll's introduction to a lecture de livered in Washington by Mr. Kidd, who was once crier of a court in which Abraham Lincoln often practiced law : "We are to hear this evening a lec ture about Abraham Lincoln. Not about Lincoln the President, the pre server of a nation; not about Lincoln the statesman or liberator, but about Lincoln the lawyer—something about him as he really was before he fell heir to agony and fame—something j about his peculiarities, his habits, his , thoughts, aud common words—that is : to say his daily life. "Nearly all the characters of history are impossible monsters. We know nothing about their peculiarities. Washington is only a steel engraving. About the roots of these oaks there clings none of the earth of humanity Lincoln had the advantage of living in a new country, of social equality, of seeing in the horiaen of his future the perpetual star of hope. He saw and mingled with men of all kinds; and, after all, men are books. He be came acquainted with nature—with things; he lived and appreciated the poem of the year. "It is no advantage to live in a city. The fields are better than paved streets, and the great forests than walls of brick. Oaks and elms are more poetic than the stacks of chimney of factories In the country is the idea of home. There you see the rising and the set ting sun; you become acquainted with the stars and clouds; you hear the rain upon the rocf and listen to the sighing of the wiud. Every field is a picture, a landscape; every landscape is a poem, and eyery forest is a fairy land." "You have no idea how many men are spoiled by what is called 'educa tion.' For the most part colleges are places where bricks are polished and diamouds spoiled. If Shakspeare had graduated at Oxford he might have become a quibbling attorney or a hypo critical person. "Lincoln was a many-sided man He was acquainted with smiles as well as tears. He was never afraid tQ He was not top dignified to admit that he did not kuow. He was not solemn. Solemnity, as a rule, is a mask, hiding the features of ignorance, aud when ever a man is too dignified to ask he ceases to learn. Lincoln was a com bination of wisdom and shrewdness. He was a logician. Logic is the nec essary product of intelligence and hon esty." It cannot be learned; it cannot be taught. It is the child of a good head and a good heart. He had in tellect without arrogance, genius with out pride, and re'igjon without cant— that is to say, humanity without hy pocrisy. He was au orator—that is to say he was natural. He never pre tended. He did not say what he thought others thought, but what he thought. "Ifyou wish to be sublime, you must keep close to ti}e grass. You must sit by the fireside of human ex perience, of human emotion. Above the clouds it is too CQld. Too much polish suggests insincerity. If you wish to know the difference between an orator and speaker, between what is felt and what is said, read Lincoln's immortal words at Gettysburg, and then read the speech of Edward Everett. The one gathered flowers from his heart, the other words from his brain. The words of Lincoln will never be forgotten! The speech of Everett will never be read. The elo cutionists believe in the virtue of voice, the sublimity of syntax, the majesty of long senteuces auu the genius of gest ure. Great ideas should be expressed in tho shortest words. The greatest statues .should have the least drapery ! "Nothing discloses real character like power. It is easy f or thp weak to be gentle. Most people can bear adver sity; but if you wish to kuow what a man really is give him power. This is the supreme test. It is the glory of Lincoln that, having almost absolute power, he never abused it except on the side of mercy. He would never turn a man out of even the smallest office, and leave a stain upon his name without having giviug him a full and ample hearing. He loved to pardon He loved to see the tears of joy upon the cheeks of a wife whose husband he had rescued from death. "He will be known through all the years as Lincoln the Great, Lincoln the Gentle, Lincoln the Just." A Brilliant Meteor. PETERSBURG, YA., March s. —The most remarkable phenomenon ever witnessed in this vicinity occurred early yesterday morning. An im mense ball of Are darted across the heavens brilliantly illuminating the city. The witnesses of the phenome non were considerably frightened. Its course was northwest. An explosion was heard shortly after its flight At Fredericksburg the explosion was fol lowed by the loud detonation and tre mors of the dearth. The light was very brilliant aud of a blue tint. All along the route traversed persons were awakened by the noise and shocks. Johnie was sent to town for a quar ter of a pound of salt-petre. He as tonished the stoorkeeper by asking for a quarter of a mile of salt-petre. Roy's grandpa to Frankie (aged 5) "Fraukie, Roy's grandpa was a littie boy like you ouee.'' Frankie—"My grandpa wasn't never a little boy, I know. Coz I was to his house a great while ago and he wasn't then." A certain little threc-ypar old likes very much to go to church, and especi ally enjoys the singing. One day, the choir sang, "Rock of ages cleft for me" and after she coiue borne tjip little ouo was heard singiug, very seriously, , "Rock the babies, kept for me." Alexander Hamilton Stephens, The deuth of Mr. Stephens will're call not merely the more recent events of the Rebellion and that short lived "Confederacy" of which he was the second executive officer. Long be fore those dark days he had as a public man acquired a national reputa tion, aud had been recognized as a leading spirit of the great Whig party. In his support of Mr. Clay there was something chivnlrous, which had en deared Mr. Stephens to the many friends, both North aud South, of the great man. In the National House of Representatives Mr. Stephens was the brilliant and effective champion of the Opposition to the Administration of Mr. Polk and to the Mexican measures of that President. He came at last to be regarded as one of the most moder ate of the members from the slave States. Up to a certain point he had been an unswerving friend of the Union. As the hour of dismember ment approached, he seems honestly to have used all his power, authority, eloquence, against the increasing mad ness; but when the time came for standing almost alone or for yielding to the current of Southern opinion, he made the great mistake of his life, sur rendered to the turbulent influences by which he was surrounded. He was not a man to do things by halves, and accepting office under the Confederate Government, he did his best to main tain its desperate fortunes. Unques tionably he accomplished a great deal of mischief by misleading those who were still wavering; and he has tho credit, whether it belongs to him or not, of turning the soale against loyal tv by a speech which he made in the the Virginia Legislature. Yet even then he was longing for a return to the Union. Whenever negotiations were set afoot lor conciliation, or at least for peace, Mr. Stephens was full of activi ty, however small his influence. After all was over and tUe uause of secession hopelessly lost, Mr. Steph ens accepted the result gracefully and with good sense. He came back to the House of Representatives, after a long abscence, a feeble, worn-out and prem aturely old man. Always an invalid, he was no litter for the sick chamber than for the Housej hut i»o exerted himself with indomitable resolution, aud participated in many of interest ing questions. The country liked to hear from him aud was interested in his personal welfare. Of all the lead ing men of the Rebellion, he seems to have been regarded by the loyal with the greatest leuiency, and to have been the most readily forgiven. There was an impression that with the political crimes now indelibly associated with his name his sympathy had never been great or cordial; aud that he had J'iejd* ed to the influences which tho most pertinav-ious Union man, under the same circumstances, would have found it hard to resist. Possibly posterity may judge him with less consideration; but we think that the presumption is that he will appear in history as he ap pears to us, as a man of pub lic intentions, though found unfortun ately deficient in strength of character at a critical moment. At the sam® time let it in his favour be remembered that the strength demanded was of a specially elevated kind, and one of which universal history furnishes few instances.— N. Y. Tribune. Easter Eggs Easter comes very early indeed this year, upon the 25th of March, which is almost as early as it ci\n ever he, aad before long, children will begin to think about preparing, what in old times, used to be called paas eggs. It is a good plan, too, for the egg colorers of a neighborhood to hold a sort of "bee," and unite in the production of the dyes, thus saving time and money. The exchange of eggs between friends as a token of loye or friendship, is a very ancient custom, dating back aluiOot io the flood, for it is a symbol of the ark, as well as of the resurrection, which is the reason we present tbem at Easter. It is moreover a very univer sal custom prevailing among different nations snd religions. The Jews place eggs on their Passover tables, the Druids used them in their monies, and the Persians frequently gave them as New Year's gifts. If you should happen to bo in Russia this month, a Russian would greet you on Easter morning with "Christ is risen," and offer you an Easter egg,— aud stranger still, if you were in the far East, a Mohammedan would do the same. At city confectioners, fancy sugar eggs—some of them of enor mous size, and containing panoramas pf landscapes and figures, or else filled with bonbons be had at all prices; but appropriate home made ones are worth twice as much. To dye eggs, ouion skins put in the water in which they are boiled will make them a bright yellow, or, if left longer in the solution, a rich brown. Log-wood or violet ink, gives a royal purple. Cochineal pink, and crimson and many pieces of chintz or bright ribbons that fade easily, round the eggs, will color them nicely in figures, stripes or dots, pother wny ia to dip tiie egga in hot water, and then write a name or motto on the shell with tallow. It is then boiled in the solution of dye-wood, when the inscrip tion will appear in white upon a color ed ground. Those who are skillful with pencil and paint brush can present their friends with really exquisite souvenirs, by ornamenting eggs with Sowers and butterflies, or appropriate texts of scripture. For these painted eggs, it is better to puncture a tiny hole with a pin in each side, and blow out the in side, leaving a clearer shell to , boil them, and tl,e apertures can be ooneealed by stars of silver or gilt paper.— Agness Carr, in Am. Agri culturist for March. —The bottom of the strawberry boxes this year will be on the top. They have been going up every sea son. The Planet Mars. If an inhabitant of Mars, after ad miring the starry beauty of the earth seeu from a distance of many millions of miles, could approach near enough to get a bird's-eye view of what is now going ou upon its surface, he would be astonished at the scenes of devastation and ruin which had been concealed in the serene rays of his evening star. All quarters of our planet appear to be suffering from extraordinary displays of the destructive forces of nature. While the thickly populated valleys ol the Rhine, the Danube, and the Ohio have lieen desolated by great floods, a severe drought has prevailed in the central part of South America, and L ike Titieaca, on the borders of Peru and Bolivia, famous for its great eleva tion above the sea and its islands, con taining some of the most remarkable ruins in the world, is reported to be drying up at an extraordinary rate. This has caused consternation among the Indians in the neighborhood, who are reminded of a curious tradition con cerning a subterranean channel con necting the lake with the sea, which has come down from the days of the Incas. The disturbance of the earth's crust, which was manifested by sharp earth q'i::ke shocks in Europe, in New En jjnnd, aud in some of the Western Slates a few weeks ago, is yet felt in various parts of the world. News has lately reached us of great destruction of property, and the loss of many lives, by earthquakes in the island of Formosa, and of a volcanic eruption on the shore of Lake Hakono, fifty miles from Yokohama, during which neigh boring villages were damaged by lava and falling rocks. The mountain from wh ; ch the lava burst forth had not been known as a volcano, and this fact is all the more interesting because no volcunio eruption has occurred in that neighborhood since the eruption of the celebrated Fuslyama in 1707. China, too. is suffering from floods. The Yellow River burst its bauks near Wooting recently, and about 10,000 square miles of territory were inundat ed. If Mother Shipten's evil prophecy had been ftimed at 1883 instead of 1881, how well all these events would have chimed in with the menacing jingle of her rhymes. Important to Pensioners. The following circular has been is sued by the Commissioner of Pensions and approved by the Secretary of the Interior : The following regulations are pre scribed for the purposes of earrying into effect as speedily as possible the provisions cf the act of Congress ap proved March 3, 1883, increasing to f3O per month the pensions of those who lost a leg at or above the knee, or an arm at or above the elbow, and of these who have been so disabled as to be incapacitated from performing any manual labor, hut so much as to re quire regular personal aid and attend ance and who are now receiving a pen sion at the rate of $24 per month, and to $24 per month the pensions of those who have lost one band or one foot, or have been totally deformed or dis abled in the tame, or otherwise so dis abled as to render their incapacity to perform manual labor equivalent to tbe loss of a hand or foot and now receiving $lB per month. Inasmuch ' as said act has immediate effect upon such admitted cases as have been ad judicated at the ratos of $24 and $lB per month respectively no formal ap plication by the beneficiary is necessary to be made other than to forward to the Commissioner of Pensions the pension certificate, accompanied by a letter stating in the handwriting of the pensioner his present postoffice address, and as soon as possible after the receipt of the pension certificate aforesaid tho commissioner will reissue to him a new certificate for the new rate and will forward the same to the proper pensioner to inscribe the name of such pensioner on the role at the in creased rate and to make to the pen sioner the proper payment. In this oase amputation certificates will be re issued without any further medical ex amination. The intervention of the agent or attorney in such admitted cases as are effected by this act being unnecessary will not be recognized. Sugar and Flour. The statement that some families pay as much money for sugar as for flour has been treated as ridiculous, but it is not far from the truth. With flour at less than five cents per pound and augar costing more than ten cents it is quite easy for some families to pay as much for sugar as for bread and yet not indulge in confectionery. A pound of sugar per week is not a large allow ance per individual for sweetening tea and coffee if these beverages are used in average quantity. Fruits that are stewed or cooked in any way are en tirely healthy, and should be used more than they are, but even the homely ap ple sauce requires a great deal of sugar. Oatmeal, cornmeal and various prepar ations of are popular in most families where children abound ; all are nutritious and cheap, but they also de mand sugar to make them palatable. There is no sanitary objection to the use of sugar in the ways indicated, for sugar itself is a highly concentrated nutriment and is not injurious when combined in proper proportions with other food. Why, therefore, it should be treated in the tariff list as a luxury, or why its cost should be enhanced one-third for the sake of protecting American planters who never can hope to meet one-fourth of our home de mand, is inexplicable by any honest course of reasoning. If lawmakers were intent upon devising a tariff strictly for revenue thore might be some reason in taxing every man's sugar bowl, but no such principle of taxation can hope for any consideration from the present Congress. —The apothecary clerk and the bar tender mix in all kinds of company. A Remarkable Poem to Which 38 Poets Contribute a Line Each. I The following very remarkable little poem is a contribution to the San Fran cisco Times from the pen of Mr. H. A. Deming. The reader will see that each , line is a quotation from some one of the standard authors of England and America. This is the result of years of laborious search among the volumi- j nous writiugs of thirty-eight leading poets of the past and present. The number of each line refers to the author below: 1. Why all this toil tor triumphs of an hour? 3. Life's a short summer, maa's a flower. 3. By turns we catch the vital breath and die. 4. The cradle and the tomb, alas! so nigh. 5. To be is better far than not te be. 6. Though all men's live* may seem a tragedy; 7. But light cares speak when might griefs are dumb. 8. The bottom is but-shallow whence they come. 9. Your fate is but the common fate of all; 10. Uniuingled joys here no mau can be&ll. 11. Nature to each allots its proper sphere; 12. Fortune makes folly her particular care. 13. Custom does often reason overrule. 14. And throws a cruel sunshine on a fool. 15. Live well; how long or short, permit to heaven ; 16. They who forgive Trench; 18, Somerville; 19, Thompson; 20, Byron; 21, Smollett; 22, Crabbe; 23, Massinger; 24, Cowley; 25, Beat tie; 26, Cowper; 27, Sir Walter Dev enant: 28, Gray; 29, Willis; 30, Addi son; 31, Dryden; 32, Francis Charles; 33, Watkins; 34, Herrick; 35, William Mason; 36, Pill; 37, Dana; 38, Shaks peare. Daniel Webster. Mr. J. Emery writes: There is one incident in Daniel Webster's life that I have never seen published or heard mentioned since it happened. In 1819, I thick it was that year, the United States Supreme Court gave its decision in the famous Dartmouth College case. At the commencement in 1820, Mr. Webster was present and addressed the students. At a meeting of the trustees and faculty a draft of five hundred dollars was drawn in favor of Mr. Webster. Our president, Dr. Francis Brown, was very much out of health, and Mr. Webster urged him strongly to go south. Dr. Brown re plied that perhaps it would be better to do so, but that he was poor and un able to bear the expense. Mr. Web ster, without saying a word in reply, stepped to a desk in the room, took from his pocket the draft of five hun dred dollars that had been given, in dorsed it over to Mr. Brown, saying, "that will help you, sir." On Mr. Brown's attempting to reply, "not a word, my dear,sir, not a word, but go south and thank God for the means," said the certainly then "God-like Daniel." Mr. Brown did go south, but died the same year, in the autumn of 1820. This one act will balance all that the Ghouls are trying to dig up of faults in his character. The Price of a Burglar's Kit. Bank burglars' tools are generally of a superior order, gathered with care and piece-meal until their kit is made up. A full kit of the best order is worth $2,000. This may all go in the event of a failure of a job by disturb ance, and generally does go when a successful piece of work is accomplish ed, as the booty is heavy enough in itself, so that the tools are left behind. Mechanics of a superior class exist in large cities who make a speciality of fashioning burglars' tools. In the ab sence of such a mechanic, the tools are oollected in parts, but as this is a risky way of obtaining them, it is avoided, if possible. Kits of the toby man's tools are kept on hand for hire, and a good collection can be obtained in the centres of the business for from SIOO to S2OO. These tool-renters are generally tool-makers, also, but often the tenoe has them on hand, and it is part of the business of old cracks-men to keep them. Fifty per cent of the noted burglars are practical smiths, and thoroughly understand the temper any capacity of their tools. Sometimes a gang, each owning implements of various kinds, pool their possessions and thus make up a full "kit." The tool-makers have their specialities. Some are famous for chisels, others for punches and jimmies, and one maker made a national reputation for a sledge of lead and copper that entirely super seded that formerly used of steel, be cause of the dull, almost noisless, blow it strikes. —A bad lot —The lot you have to pay taxes on and can't sell. Poultry Raising as Employment for Women; 1 wish to give my experience in poultry raising. I bought twenty-five common hens and two Plymouth Rock roosters. My hens were young and healthy and good layers, because well fed. About the Ist of March my brother came to visit me and make me an incubator, that held 240 eggs. The materials cost $6, and it took him two days to make it. Between March Ist and July Ist I hatched five incubators full of chickens, or 968 chicks ia all. I sold them, when they were about three months old, at the hotels in some vil lages near by. The first sixteen dozen chicks brought me SIOO, or $6.25 per dozen; the next sixteen dozen I got SBO for, or $5 per dozen. The next sixteen dozen brought $72, and the remaining twenty-seven dozen I got $Bl for. Total, $333. I paid for feed $47.25, leaving me for my labor $285.75, and this without any capital at all to start on. An incu bator is easy to manage and takes but little time, one hour a day being suf ficient. You can hatch all the fertile eggs, and you can hatch them early, before you can get hens to sit. I have now live incubators made and expect to raise 5,000 chicks next year, and I know I can clear 50 cents on each chicken. I only have a small house and lot; but you need but little room when you sell them so young This is work that any woman, though in feeble health, can do. In fact, it is only good exercise and it ia very prof itable. I know there are thousands of poor people who would turn their at tention to poultry raising, if they only knew how much money they could make at it. I hope that many of your readers, who are out of employ ment or who have leisure time, will try the poultry business and report their success.— Evening Post. To Keep Eggs. Eggs may be kept for an indefinite time if packed when quite fresh in boxes with rock alum in shape like rock salt. Put in a thick layer of alum, then the eggs, Small end down, and keep in a cool dry place. 2 Slack fresh lime with boiling water; when cold, thin with cold water to thickness of cream. Pack the eggs, small end down, in a barrel or in stone jars, then pour on the cold whitewash covering the eggs. Care must be used in taking them out, as they are easily broken. This has bosn used with suc cess for forty years. 3. Three gallons water, one pint of fresh slacked lime, one half pint salt. Use perfectly fresh eggs with sound shells. If more lime is put in it eats the shell; if more salt it hardens the yolk. Put them in carefully; they will keep perfectly good for a year or more. 4. Hold perfectly fresh eggs in boil ing water while counting six. A wire basket can be used for this purpose. Be sure to have water enough to en tirely cover the eggs. Let them dry and cool, then pack in oats. Put a layer of oats on the bottom of the keg or barrel sufficient to snpport the eggs. Pack them closely, small end down, and proceed till the barrel is filled. Shake it gently to settle oats and eggs firmly. This method has given eggs a year after packing, in as good state of preservation as when first packed. Improvement In Chimneys. The best chimneys are made by in closing hard baked pipe in a thin wall of bricks. Such chimneys not only draw better than those made in the usual way, but there is less danger from "defective flues." A four inch wall of brick between us and destruc tion by fire is a frail barrier, especially if the work is carelessly done or the mortar has crumbled from the joints. To build chimneys with double or eight inch walls makes them very large, more expensive, and still not so good as when they contain the smooth round flues. To leave an air cham ber between them for ventilating, is better than to open directly into the smoke flue, because it will not impair the draught for the fire, and there will be no danger of a sooty odor in the room when the circulation happens to be downward, as it will be occasionally. The outside chimney, if there is one, should have an extra air chamber be tween the very outer wall and the back of the fireplace to save heat, a precau tion that removes to a great extent the common objection to such chimneys. A very large per cent, of fires come defective chimneys.— Scientific Amer ican. —Hereafter Cincinnati will date everything from the "flood" just. the same as they used to in that other and more ancient Sodom, The "burning deck" upon which the bold boy stood was simply a pack of cards that caught fire by coming in contact with a box of matches in his pocket. —"Yes, indeed," remarked a socie ty belle to her good pastor, "I say my prayers every night and morning dur ing lent; one might just as well be out of the world as out of fashion." —A Londoner advertises a powder which will prevent cats running around and making noise at night. It is black and is put into a gun and makes a noise itself.— Philadelphia Press. —A giri just returned from a Boston high school, said upon seeing a fire engine at work: "Who would evah have dweamed such a vewv diminutive looking apawatus would hold so much watah." "Yes, sir," said the wood dealer, "I prefer to sell wood to men who do their own sawing. You can't convince a man who has worked all day at a wood pile that there isn't a full cord of it." —A Nebraska Norwegian, who had got all ready to hang himself, discov ered that his pipe was out, and he threw off the noose and walked two miles to obtain a light. By that time he concluded to live. NO. 18