Butler citizen., February 23, 1881, Image 1

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THE BCTf.ia ClTl**».
BCTLEB. PA.
TlMe •( Holding Courts.
The several Court* of the county of Butler
commence on the fiist Monday of March. June.
September and December, and continue two
weeks, or m long as n- resetrr to dispose of the
business. So Cannes are put down for trial or
traverse jurors summoned for the first week of
the several terms.
ATTORNEYS AT LAW.
BUTLER, PA.
~ AT M. CORNELIUS,
Offlre with W. D. Brandon, Berg Building. Main
Street, Butler. Pa.
BRITTA j^
Office with L Z Mitchell. Diamond
A7M7C US N INGHAM,
Office in Brady's Law Building. Butler, Pa.
s7 H. PIEKSOL.
Office on N. E. corner Diamond. Kiddle build
ing. »>"*"
JOHN M. GREEK.
Office on V t. corner Diaaiond. novlj
VVM. H Ll'sK,
Office with W H. H Riddle. Esq.
MEWTOX I>LACK,
Office on Diamond, near Court Boose, south
side.
E I. BKUGH,
Office ID Kiddle's Lsw Building.
~~ S. F. BOW feEK
Office m Kiddle's Law Building [mar*7t
J. B. iIcJUNKIN.
Special attention zlv«m to collections Ulllc»
0) W liiard House.
JOSEPH B. BKEDIN,
Office nortb-esst corner of Duunond. Butiet
Pa. __
H' H. GOUCHER,
Office in Schneideman's building. op ■ tails.
J, T. DONLY
Office new Court House. •* ' M
WTDT BRANDON, ~
ebl7-76 Office in Berg's building
CLAKKNCK WALKER,
Office in Bredin building' marl7—t
FEKD KEJIJEK,
Office In Berg's new building, Ma n strcet-apVl;
V. M. KAS 1. AN,
Office in Bredin btuiding.
LEV. MCGULS R L ION,
Office Main street, t door aotith of Coort Bouse
JOS. CTVANDEKLIN,
Office Main street, 1 door south of Coort House
Win A. FOKQUER,
0f Office ou Maui ntreet, oppomta Vogelt.)
Boone.
GEO. It. WHITE,
Office N. E. corner ol Diamond
FRANCIS"S PUKV ; IANCE,
Office with Oen. J. S. Porviance, Main tire
aouth of Court Uoiut.
J.i» m JUNK IN ,
Office in tfcboeldanian'a building, went side o.
Main atreet, 2nd squ*r« from Court ilouve.
A. G. WILLIAMS,"
Office ou Diamond. two door* weat of Crraa*
offioe. ai m
T. C. CAMPBELL,
Office in Berg'* new building, 2d door, nan
aide Main at., a few doom aouth of Lowry
House. mart - ti
n A. A v SULLI VAN,"
m»y7 Office is. W. cor ci Diamond.
BLACK A BRO ~~
Office 011 Main Direct, one dooi aouth o
Brr.dy Block, Butler. Pa. (*ep. 2, IKJ4.
JOHN M MILLER A BRO.
Offioe in Brad/'* Law Budding. Main etreet,
aooth of Court House. Erocaa O. MILXCK,
Votary Public. jui>4 ly
THOMAS ROBINSON,
BUTLER, PA.
JOHN IL NEGLEY,
••"Gives particular attention to traaeaoUotu
)■ real eatate throughout the county
ftmcio* DuMoao. aaaa Conar Horn* T«
Omzaa nvtunno
E K. E';«I.BT, Kanaior MA*«HAII.
(Late of ObiO.)
ECKLEY A MARSHALL
Office lu Brady'* Law Buildin*. tfept.9,7'
c ti UHUfstlE"
Attorney at Law. Legal ' tm»ine*s ctrefhllj
transacted Collection* made and promptly
remitted. Buslrie** corrcspoudencc promptly
attended to and auswered.
Office oppoelte Lowrr House, Boiler, Pa.
PHYSICIANS.
JOHN ETBYERS,
PHYSICIAN AND SURG EON,
my'il-ty) BUTLER, l'A.
*" DK.vnsrs
PJBUSTTXOT heir.
OU *VALI»ROV.«r rfoate of »he Phll-
H adelohla Dent <1 College,!* prepared
■ II ato do anything in the line of h'.a
profes-loD in a satisfactory manner
Office on Main street, Butler, L'nlou Block,
■p auira. apll
ma EOTi ON?.
the noae. It will fit-
W*AU alwrbed. cleansing.
Deafnean,
ELY'S CRUM'BALM
HAVINO gained an <-nviat>l<- r«-ptilntion. displac
ing all other preparations 111 Ihe vicinity of dlvw
ery. Is, cm It* merit* alone, rerogn i/ii| jU i a won -
derful remedy wherever known, A fair trial will
eonvlnce the most skeptical of !!■ curative pow
er*. It effectually cleanses tuc n:i*al passages of
4'atarrtial virus, causing hcalttiy secretion*, al
lay* inflammation ami Irritation, protect* the
meniltrnnal linings of the head from adilitionai
colds, eouiplctely lieal* I lie sores and re*tor<-s the
iwnse of taste and amell. Iteiicflclai results *r*
is-aii/ed by a few apln leal lons. A thorough treat
ment a* directed win cure Catarrh. As a house
hold remedy for cold in the head Is miopialcd.
The llaltn Is ea*v to use and agreeable. Hold by
druggist* at cents tin receipt of flo cent* will
mall a t>a<'ka,;c. Hend for circular with full Infor
mal lon
KLYW rIIKAM HAI.M CO., Owego, N. V.
For sali» In ftutler bv f> If Wniler, .1. C. Itedlck,
Zlmmermiin A Huller. Coulter A Unn.
A<lmlnl»fralor*.*
letters o' admlni*tr»tioii li*ving 1/een grsnted
to the undereigTiod on the oe ate of Robert
Thompaon, dec i. Ufa of Clearlleid township.
Boiler Co., Pa , all perron* haviiu; claim* agaiimt
aaid es'ste will |irecent tiiem duly authenticated
for nettlemeiit »nd sny knoolog thcmxelvea in
debted to **M estate wi'l make immediate pay
ment.
O. W HARTLEY. I . . .
It M Tff IMPisf)M ( Admrs.
Ca»l«.n t'eutve. holler flo Pa.
|y AUvWiine ia tlfo OtTiittt.
VOL. XVIII.
CARPETS! OIL CLOTHS! MATS! RUGS' STAIR RODS
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HOLIDAY PRESENTS !
GRAND DISPLAY THIS WEEK A.T
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112, 114, 11G, Market Si
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EST* And 1,000 other useful Prea
"HOTELS
GRAND BOrLEVARI) HOTEL.
Corner b9th St. & Broadu-ay,
NEW 10RK.
Oo Both American and European Plan*.
Frontingtn Central I'ark, the Crand Boulevard, j
Rmtdtriy and Fifty-Ninth Ht„ this Hotel occu
pies the entire ftqunre, and was huilt and fur
nished at an expenne of over It 1* one of
the most elegant *.* well as being the finest lo
cated 111 the city ; ha* a passenger Klevatnr and
all modeni irnproven, ents, and is within one |
<«|Hare of the depot* of the Hitth and Klghth J
Avenue Elevated ft. R. c;.rs an'l still nearer to the j
Broadway car* ennvenient and acce«*ible from [
all part* of the eity. Rooms with boardrtS per ,
dav. Special rates for families and permanent .
guest*. _ K. It VHKKI.I.. Propnewir.
-|-HE HBHREIBER HOUSE.
L NICKLAS-Prop'.,
MAIN STREET, BUTLER, PA. j
ing taken noeeseion of the above well
town Hotel, ana it being finished ill the
bewf of style for the aocomodation of giieet*. the ,
public are reepectfnlly invited to give mo a nail
I have aleo jto**e»*iori of the barn in rear of
hotel, which fnmiehee excellent stabling, ac
comodation* for my patron*.
h. NICKLAH.
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ORPHANS' COURT SALE!!
Purammt to an order of the Orphan* Court of
Butler County ther will !»• expoacd to pu* lie
*nle on the premiai *, In Worth towrmhlp, But
ler Comity, Pa., on
THURSDAY. FEBRUARY 17th,
IHHI, at one o'clock, K M . the following de
scribed r<*«l eqyciic, lute of George Vogau, dee'd,
D, wit; All tlia* certain piece or tfoct of land
*ltuatc In Worth townablp, HuDcr Connlv, I'n.,
iMMiiided on the north hy lard* of Edward r«ut
III) and llenry MiUlfl. On the cn*t hy laud* of
heir* of Join. Vog iri. Oi, theaouth t»r land* or
John I.ink and public road, and on the wmt hy
land* of f Alhin el nl., Containing
rWKNTY-ONE ACRErt AND EIGHTY
PERU I EH,
more or If*#.. Aliout ten wri* cleared, log
houae thereon ercc cd. good orchard of hearing
fruli tree* Thl* piece of land I* about iwo
I Ilea from Wmt l.llierty, und ia convenient to
chuichea, schoolo and >ton»
'I KKMS - One-third oo confirmation Of *n!e,
llie reinnlndei in two equal Infta'lmen'e, with
lourcut from dale of »alu —aald luatalln.eota U>
be • ecured by bond and mortgage
ADAM pfliOß. Adm'r
Foatofltce —Jackavlll", Butler Co., Pa.
WANTED!
fi Cherry nud Maple Board* I y K In thick
5,000 ft Poplar and Oak Board*, lU, In thick.
ft Mnple and '"berry I'lank 'I In. thick
S,"(HM(» l ol ( liealuut tioerd*, 1 l-Hth in till'k.
Iil>(l ft. A-h Blnuk, I fi * Inch*-* thick.
'i <l> I) It A»h and <;herry Mi aclllng In thick
at the Eurtdturc Factory of
WM. V MIM.ER.
Union WtMilen Mill,
BU I I,EK, BA
II FIII.LKItTOK. Prop'r.
Muiiulitctuier of Blanket*, Ki.a*nkia, Yahn*,
\I-. AI-ocu*tom work done to order, *uch »»
cnrillng Kollt, triakln" Blanket)., Kliumel*. Knit
ting and VVcatlng Yarn*, <tc., at very low
, prion*. Wend wifftod on the »Lttn:*, It, do
klr'ed. myT ?!/
ttreet, Cor. Liberty Street,
ROH, PA.
BUY
KIN GLOVES.
HILK UMBRELLAS,
ALPACA UMBRELLAS,
LEATHER HATCHELfj,
POHTMOXNIEB,
GENT'S CARD CASES,
SILK MUFFLERS,
SILK HANDKERCHIEFS,
LINEN HANDKERCHIEFS.
HEMSTITCHED HANDKERCHIEFS,
EMBROIDERED HANDKERCHIEFS,
MOTTO HANDKERCHIEFS,
JEWELRY BOXES,
BREAST PINS.
CUFF BUTTONS,
SCARF PINS,
UNDERWEAR.
HILK SUSPENDERS,
CARDIGAN JACKETS,
LACE SCARFS.
GENT'S SCARFS,
SCISSORS, KNIVES.
LADIES' FANCV SETS,
FUR SETS, FUR CAPS,
TRIMMED HATS AND BONNETS.
ißeritß at Immense LOW PRICES
A. Haffner,
SUCCESSOR TO
H BAUER IBROS.
, lUITI.EB, PA..
PLANING MILL
• AND
Lumber Y
MASUrACTC*K» AMD DSALEIL I*
; Rough and Planed Lumber
OF EVERY DEHCRIPI ION,
DOORS,
SASH,
FRAMES,
MOULDINGS,
SIDING,
FLOORING,
BATTENS,
Brackets, Gauged Gornice Boards,
'PORCH POSTS,
STAIR RAILS,
I NEWELL POSTS A BALUSTERS,
FENCE PALINGS, Ac., Ac.
MICHIGAN SB INGLES
Barn Board*, I'lanterinic Lath, Hem
lock Bill Stuff, of all kindn,
constantly on hand,
All of which I will well on reasonable
termn arid guarantee Hatinfaction.
Planing Mill and Lumber Yard on
Jefferson t-treet, Butler, Pa.
1 dec I y A. HAFFNER.
Jury MM for tfuroh Term IHNI
OBAKD ji'Kona roK wkf.k commkmciho
MONDAY, MA KOI 7TH.
Adam* -John J>lm*ton, (ieorge Kaufmin,
Allegheny—J. I. Wilaon.
Butler—George Helle.
I'uffilo--Jokn M. Crumpe.
Brady—John Htein.
Butler borough I,ewi* Keck.
Concord—Robert Kinder.
Conn'K|Uene**lng H. I'. Dodd*.
Cherrv—F. B. Y< ung.
Cramr>erry Cyiu* Harper, William John
•on, Hr.
Ontro— Uriah Albeit.
('l«arfi«U Hugh I>. McC'rea.
Fairview borough 11, C. Black.
Jnckwn—Adam l<ountz.
Jefffrmm —Jame* An hum.
Karn* City -W. S. William*.
Mercer - Jame* Buchannan.
Oakland Egid N>ft', Jame* Thomlwrry.
Washington (». W. Meal*.
TKAVKKMK Jl ItOKH FOB WKKK COMMESCIHO
MONDAY, MA If'll 14, IMM I,
Allegheny- A. < William*.
Adama- -Hamuel I (el four.
Brady - Jasper Coo vert.
Butler Adam Hchenck, J. 8. White.
Clearfield W. Hip/ Fwp,
Cherry (i»»rg<- ll'wkenlierry, J. If. Varner,
Inaa'' Hall, Thnma* Chrlatjr.
Clinton E. K. Maurlioff, (ieorge M. Oib*on,
Thotna* Hay.
Connoaneneaaing W. 11. Blakely.
Clay I'homa* Mcflivite.
lioi.egal Jmne* K« »>*on, William Fminger,
Inaiah Beep.
Franklin W. J. Hark ley, Jume* Y. Eng
llah.
Forward—Martin Bchm,
Fairview —I lanic I Fvman.
Fairview borough- Wm. J'atlon.
Jockaon Wm. I'nnean .Jr., Wm. Conjier.
Jefl'eraon Patrick Mheild* Charle* Len*uer.
Lancaxter Oeorgo Dsndinger.
Millimtowri Win. Barnhart.
Mercer A brain l/iiff.
Middle*'-* Win rtvder, John It. l,ogan.
Marion—Jaeoh Killerinan, Michael Mc-
Laughlin.
Muddy creek— Hamoel |{(irn*i<le*, Hinwiddie
Mel n I lough.
Oakland John Whilmire, Hr., F. H. Mon
nia, W. J. Itobb.
Parker J W Hmlth.
I'enn -Jo«eph 11. Brown.
Bn*onburg Herman Muder.
Hummit Robert Cilleland, Eaq.,
Venango Findley Kohlmeyer, John Mc-
Collough.
Worth J. W. T»?««rt.
Xclicnoplt* Jame* Wallace.
1,. .11. 4 4MIIKA*.
Livery, Sale, feed and Exchange
HIAHI.E,
Hear of Lowry Houae, • • BUTLER, PA.
|une4-ly
FOR SALE.
A Fine Single Sleigh, made in the
Intent Htyle, Mwell bed. Also a line two
horw: can b$ boiy?lit tU'jin
Tt-ruju cany. luquiro at. CJUrion
BUTLER, FA., WEDNESDAY. FEBRU ARY 23. 1881
Kegittter'M Xotiees.
Notice is hereby given that the following ac
counts of executors, administrators and g lar
dians have been tiled in the Register's office, ac
cording to law, and will be presented to Court,
for confirmation and allowance on Wednesday,
the 9th day of March, A. D„ Ifial, *t 2 o'clock,
p. of said day:
1. Final account of Christopher UhL adaiinis
trator of Elizabeth Ruby, late of Lancaster twp.,
deceased.
2. Partial account of John Glenn an! ft H
Olenn. executors of Robert Glenn, late of Worth
to*nehii\ deceased.
3. Final account of George S Kelly, adminis
trator of James A black late of I'sxker township
deceased.
4. Final account of J T Gallagher, guardian
of James A Gallagher, minor child of Wm Gal
lagher. late of Worth township, dee'd.
5. Final account of George Trout nan and
George Walter, executors of Adaci Troutman.
Sr.. late of Penn township, dee'd.
6. Final account of John Humphrey, guardian
of James McMarhn.
7. Final account of J R Johnston, guardian of
Thomas Spence, Grace Spence and William
Hpence, minor children of Thomas Bponce, late
Clarion Co.. deed.
8. Final account of J Rohner. guardian of W
A Goehnng, minor child of V'm Goeliring, late
of Cranberry township, dee'd.
• 9 Final account of Charles Cochr*n, adminis
trator uf the estate of Michael Landers, late of
Petrolia. dee'd.
10. Final account of John G Zimmerman, ex
ecutor of Julius Geisler, late of Winfield town
ship, dee'd.
11. The final account of Moses Ruby guardian
of Frsnk A Millison. a minor child of Klia-i Mil
lison, late of Cou-ioqu jnessing township.
12 Final account of David I'ark. administra
tor of Rachel Ann Park, late of Clinton town
ship, dee'd.
13. Final account of Elizabeth Donaldson, ad
ministratrix of Benjamin Donaldson, late of
Karns City, dee'd.
14. First and final account of Daniel Shanor.
administrator of Sarah M SUanor, late of Centre
fr>wnship. dee'd.
15. Partial and distribution acsount of Joseph
C. Hspier and James McCafferty. executors of
Tobias Hepler. late of Buffalo twp . dee'd.
10 Final *ccount of John T Bard. ex« enter,
a> filed by his administrators A T aud J E Bard,
of the estate of W B Cooper, late of Slipper*-
rock township, dee'd.
17. Final account of John Gmbb. executor of
Benjamin Grossman, late of Cherry township,
deceased.
18. Finkl account of D A Renfrew, adminis
trator of the entafe of Hugh Smith, late of For
ward township, dee'd.
18. Final account of John Ferguson and Wil
liam Hbepherd, administrators of M E Gibson,
late of Middlesex township, dee'd. -
20. Final account of C H Johnston, adminis
trator of the estate of Marilie Jones, late of Mll
lerstown borongh, deceased.
21. Final account of Harrison Dike, adminis
trator CTAof the estate of Ira 8 Dike, late of
township, deceased.
22. The final and distribution account of F.
Hauman arid Albert Ad«rhold. administrators of
H F Aderhold. late 01 Bi*onburg borongh, dee'd.
23. Final account of Jacob Ilntchmari, execu
tor of Daniel Krepps late of Adams twp , dee'd.
2t Final account of Oideoti Slavic, guardian
of Kate E Croup, minor child of Andrew Group,
iate of Butler township, dee'd.
25. Fmr. account of tlideon Hlagl«. gnarrlian
of George W ('roup, dee'd. minor son of Andrew
Cronp. late of lluiler twp . dee'd.
20. Final account of * T and J E Bird, ad
ministrators of John T Ward for said John T
Bard, one of the administrators of G W Coulter,
late of Centri ville, dfje'd.
27. Final account of Andrew McMurry. exec
utor of Man uel MeMurry. late of Cherry town
ship, dee'd.
2S. Final account of W J Adams and 11 M Don
aldson, executors of W A Adams, late of Wash
ington township, dee'd.
2!» Final account ot William tiroes and James
Humphrey ei'-cutors of Joseph T Boyd, late of
Worth township, dee'd.
80. Final account of James Barr, execntor of
Mary M Dodds. late of Adarrm township, dee d.
31. Final aeconnt of M N Greer and C A Mc-
Caskev,administrators of Joseph McCaskev, late
of Winfield township, dee'd.
31. Fi'/al and distribution account of R A Mif
flin and D A Halston. executors of H P Mecii
mans. late of Kam* City, dee'd
33. Partial account of Michael Kelly, one of
the executors of Patrick Kelly, late of Buffalo
township, dee'd.
34 Final account of Hon. Hamuel Marshall.
scardian5 cardian of Nancy K Wilson, as filed by Hamuel
Marshall his executor, of the estate of said
Nancy E Wilson, rniror child of J Wilson, late
Jackson township, dee'd.
35. The first and partial account of A G Camp
bfcll, execntor of the last will and testament of
Alexander Campbell late of Mt. Chestnut, But
ler county. Pa., dee'd.
H 11. GALf.AGHER. Register.
WNIOWM' Apprainemrnl*.
The following appraisements of personal
property set apart for the ben";lt of the widows
of deoe/lanta, nave been filed In the office of the
Clerk of the Orphans' Court of Butler county,
in accordance with the act of Assembly of April
14th, 1851. as follows:
Widow of Rol>ert Thompson 2H
"WO Christy HOO 00
" •' Bamnel R. Hav. 300 00
" " Joseph J. Pisor W«0 00
" " D McCullotlgh 300 00
" " William Kirker 2«9 10 -
" '• Henry NeliaiTer 163 60
'• ' I<ewis Rown H"l0 (10
" " C R/ickenstein "00 00
All persons interested in the above appraise
ments will take notice that tliev will tie present
ed to the Orphan-' Court of Hutler conntv for
confirmation on Wednesday, the 9th dav of
March next. W. A. ARIGHT, Clerk O. C.
Notice In lllvoree.
In re-application of Hybil A. Reiflnburg for
divorce absolute from he» husband. Harry A.
ReiHnburg. In the Court of Common Pleas of
Butler county. Pa , A. D.. No. 11. Kept. Term.
1880.
Now. Dec. fl. ' 880. on motion of H. F Bowser,
counsel for petitioner. Court being satisfied that
a mibposn* and alias subprenia has been i«sued
and returned n. e. I . ou due consideration
awards publication and »pt>oi"ls Ezra I. Bnigh,
Rsf| commissioner, to take testiirony and re
port to next term Br THK COURT.
Take notice that in pursuance of the above
appointment dejioeitions will be taken l>efore me
at my office in Butler, at 10 o'clock, *. M . of
Haturdav, March 12th. A. !>., 1881, where all in
terested may attend.
Also, that depositions will be 'aken before J.
Ivor Montgomery. Notary Public, at liis office
in Handwlch. Illinois, or in his absence or inabil
ity to attend l>*fnre some other person duly
qualified to administ»r oaths at 10 o clock, A. !*.,
of Tuesday, March Bth, A. D , 1881.
E I BRUOH.
.Motlee.
Notice is bercbv given that Herman J. Berg,
Assignee of It. I>. Campbell ha< filed Ins final ac
count in the office of the Prothouotary of the
Court of Common Pleas of Butler county, Pa .
at C P . No. 348. Wept Term. 1878, and that the
same will be presented to said Court for eon
flrmation and allowance on Wednesday the 9th
dav of March next. A R'HHELL. Proth'y
Proth'ys office, feb 7th, 1881.
ORPHANS' COURT SALE.
By virtue of an order and decree of the Or
phans' f'otirt of ISutler county, to ine directed,
there will be offered for sale at public out-cry on
the premises on
TII<*M«1II> . March I*l, A. I>„
1881. the following described real estate, to wit:
A certain piece of land situate in Penn town
ship, Butler county. Pa , adjoining lands of —~
Harringer, A. Emerick John Fetter and other-,
•rjntaining sixty-two acres, a frame house one
and a half stories high. 4 rooms and basement
kitchen. grsjrl spring at the door, two stables,
two bearing orchards of choice fru.t. apples,
peaches, pears, ipiinces. Ac., about two-thirds
cleared, balance in good timber and all well wa
tered.
TEIIMH : One-third of purchase money in
hand on confirmation of sale, one-third in one
year and one-third in two years thereafter with
interest, the deferred Installments to bo secured
by bond and mortgage.
ROSE ANN MARTIN,
Adm'x of John Martin, doe d.
NOTICE TO FARMERS.
I.arge numbers ot Kami* lor aale or exchange
at low prio-s mid on easy payments Be- eril
Mimll laruis from 35 to 50 acre* wanted Also,
loans furnished to farmers having improved
farm* on long time m<l at low ratca. Address
W.J. KIHKADDEN, Free port. Pa.,
Or call »*i Office days: Every Monday at
Freeport. Every Tuesday at No. 00, Fourth
Avenue, Pittsburgh.
A Cnril.
To all who are sufleriiig from the errors and
Indiscretions of yon'h, nervous weakness, earl)
decay, loss of manhood, Ac ,1 Mill send are
clpr. that will cure you, FREE OK CIIARIIE.
; This great remedy vas discovered l y a mis
sionary In South Alrlea. Send n sell addresser)
I'euveloic U>. J(J;V. Joseph luiuali, Htatli/U I>,
VuW York City. «
MRS. LYSIA E. PIXKHAM
OF LYNN, MASS.
DISCOVERER OF
LYDIA E. PINKHAM'B
Y2GSTABLE COMPOUND.
The Positive Cure
For all Female Complaints.
This preparation, as it§ run« signifies, consists of
i'ropcrtiefl that are Lannl •.* to the L.«oKt del
icate Invalid. Vi>on one trial tbe n.erlts of this Cora
potmd w .11 be recognized, as relief U lin mediate ; and
when Its use Is continued, in ninety-nine ca*«.» in a hun
drod, a permanent cure is eiTcotcd,aa thousands will te»
tify. On account of it* proven merits, it i t to-<Liy ro
commended and prescribed by tho bett physicians in
the country.
It will cur« entirely tho wort form of falling
of the uterus, Lcucorrbaja, and joixifuJ
Menstruation, rJI Ovarian Troubles, Inflammation and
Ulceration, Flooding*, all Displacement! and the con
eoquer.t spinal weakness, ai.d is especially adapted to
the Chang.? of Life. It will dissolve and expel tumor*
from the uterus In an early Ktage of development. The
tendency to cancerous humors there la cLocked very
rpeedily by its u»e.
In fact It has proved to be the great
est and best remedy that lias ever been discover
ed. It permeates every portion of the system, ar.-J giret
new life and vf~or. It removes fointnecr.,flatulency, de
stroys all craving for stimulants, an i relieves weakness
of the stoma/ h
It euros Bloating, Headaches, Nervous Frost rat ion,
General Debility, Sleeplessness, Depression and I mil
gestion. That feeling of bearing down, causing pain,
weight and backache, Is alwsys permanently cured by
Its use. It willat all times, and underrll circnmstan
cm, art In harmony with the law that governs the
female system.
For Kidney Complaints of either sex this coinpounJ
is unsurpassed.
Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound
Is prepared at 233 and 2TB Western Avenue, I.ynn, Maw.
Price SI.OO. Six bottles for SS.OQ. Sent by mail la the
form of pills, also In the fonn of Lozenges, on receipt
of price, SI.OO, per box, for olther. Mrs. PINKILAU
freely answer® all letters of Inquiry. Fiend for pam
phlet. Address as above Mention thU paper.
?:o family rhould be without LYDIA U HICHAM'
UVCtriLLS. They cure Constipation, Biliousness,
and Torpidity of tbe Liver. 20 c«nts i* r box
GLO. A. KELLY & CO. General
Agents, Pittsburgh Pa.
Sold by I). H. Wuller, - Butler Pa.
HOP BITTERS?!
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DANDELION,
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All Diseases of the Stomach, Bowels, Blood* H
l.ivr, Kidneys,and Urinary Organ*. Ner- EL
i voutucss. Slee;»les«n« Nssitd especially
Female Coinph*luts.
I SIOOO IN COLD.
Will t«. juld for i» cn»e they will not rtirr
li Iji, Or for uny thing Impure or lujur.uu*
found In t!n in. 3
A'ky-mr rtriirstlut for U»>p Pitt*™ end fjr ■
tut in before )ou »l.i p. TiiUk iiwolbir. H
I) I. r. In an •'"•ololonml Irri-KimiMf-riir* for I
iirUDICOIIHCM, ll:" a <'f f'T'llllll, Lobutco Mid
narcotic*. if
■■■■ t>t.xi> rom Cir/ti.ab. ■■■■■■■
All ihow toMMrrt" -u. JB
ii..,. miur, Mr.-. r.., i:~K«t.f, v i ,a Tnm><>. rini, P
r r"ETIiJ GREA.T
KIDNEY REGULATOR
AND DIURETIC.
KIDNKCKN ih liluhlv rcroii.ini'iiili'il mill iiii-
Ciiriias-i il for WI'.A K or KOUI, K Il>N KVS. liHOC
MV. HIMOHT'M IMHKAHK. 1.0.HM ol KNKItCV.
NKKVOIH DKKIMTY. or iinv (MWTBni IONS
arimiiK from (JKAVI'.I, or MI.AIIDKK HISKAHKS,
ANofor YKI.I-OW I'KVKK, Cl.oolMiml KIDNKY
roiHONI.Vfi, iii Infccttil mi aluriiil »wtlon».
Hie distillation of a I'OHEMT I.KAKwIth
JCNIPEK BKIIItIKS and BAKI.KY MAIT we
have discovered KIDNKGKN, which acts speci
fically Oil the Kidneys and I nnary Orgnns. re
moving deposits In the Bhitlrlej ami any straining,
smarting, heat or Irritation In the water passages
giving them strength, vigor and causing a healthy
color and easy How of unite. It can be taken at
all times, in all climates, without Injury to the
system. I *nlike any other preparation for Kidney
difficulties, it has a very pleasant and agreeable
taste and flavor. It contains tsrsltlvc diuretic pro
perties alirl will not nauseate. Ladles especially
will like it, and Ociitlciucu will find KIDNKOEN
the besttK Idliev Tonic ever used !
NOTICE I'.ii'ii bottle lw;irs the signature of
I.AWItHN'f'E A MARTIN, also a Proprietary
Government Stamp, which permits KIDNKOEN
to lie sold (Without license) by druggists, grocers
Mid other persons everywhere
I'ut uii In
Family UM.
LAWRENCE &. MARTIN. Prop'rs Chicago If
If Sold hv I'niKKiHiH, and !malero
everywhere, and I»y 7, A WilKN* K & MAItTIN.No.
6 ISarelav Ht,, New York.
W Li IT CURB ME?
Haul a man. wlhhp conntMi*
AWL* ami l>rok«rn down COIINI li nt ion plain
ly nhow tl IrfM'fnof a Mtifl' i'-r with
Scrvnun In whom- KtuniiU'li tin*
tnofil ilHiCttlf inorM I lay Ilk'* |ra«l. IC»*
fr# Hl» l nur Hl«*«*|» ami <|til«»t m*R v«* M wnr*' Mlran
to liim, and In* nf I»V«T lM*injc
well. We IHIVIMMI liiin to take
SIMMONS LIVER REGULATOR,
wlin li In* did. and in a short tltm* wan not
only ri'JN'V'-d IMII fiir»*d.
KVader. If you an* miflcrlim with |)y»|M'p
nla or Mv'T l>lHr;m<* m any form. «1o nut
wail until tin* diwutM* had lak' ii a fan! hold
upon von. hut Ufw* tin* ll' L'iila'or wlifii till?
nvriijitoiii- llrnl SHOW IIM*VIIM'IVI*N. SIM
rtoNHMVKK HKlil LA I«»|u not an al
rohoih Ntlmiilaut. hut a IM'HF.LV V K'JK
TAHI«K HICMKhY hat will nirr wlu*ri
vthliiufalli*. It l*i a fault l'*hw fam
ily »ii' 'lf lie I »"< 110 l <li iff tn,'. fI if
HVHtrni Ih no vloh'iit dninth' purKC, hut
nature'* own .Miwdy. Tim friend «»f ••v#*-
ryoiM', and will uoi dhaptHtlnl you. A
Mliifch* trial will eonvlnre you that It h the
rlieaiM-Mt, puri'Ht and bent fatally Mi'dh'llie
i In tin* world.
ASK flu- r<"ovrr»'«l ilyniiriith'M, lUtlhuH
*uff«'rfr». vh'tlm* of fi-ver and auim, the
i iiM'rcurlal dlm-iwd iiatmiii how r«
covered tludr health, elu"rful nplrlt l * and
Kood ap|H'llte they will lell you hy lakiiiK
Hlminotui Liver Hegulalor.
ASK YOUR DRUGGIST FOR
I.iver Regulator!
Original anil genuine preparer) only by
j. ii. zi:ii.i.\ a eo M piii lit.
Apr an- 1 y
JAMKS J. CAMPHKI/L,
Office in Enrview borough, 111 Telegraph
Oilier,
anlTil lisi PWIN f. It.. Butler (!o„ l'».
r . C> 'il|| !'•" rl»y »t home Humpies worth
TV' I" •]>£'' free. Addrnsa HriMtos -V (10.,
ru'ttlMiu, Maino. do«3-ly
CHRISTMAS DAY IN A CABIN
IN ONE OF THE if ACK
COUNTIES OF MIS
SOURI.
It used to be the saying in the army:
'When a soldier is ridiuga hoss, and
the hoss plays out, the soldier is play
ed."
When my mule played out after an
all-day's ride through a Missouri snow
storm, I dropped off into snow a foot
deep, and more coming, and felt a bit
discouraged.
It was in a back county, if there are
any back counties in that State, and
the settlers had located their cabins ju.-i
six miles apart, to a rod. When I set
out to walk, and pull the mule to boot,
he looked up at the sky, around at the
woods, and keeled over iu despair. I
was strudging alonj; in the snow over
my boot-tops, thinking how much
easier it was to drown than to freeze
to death, when the sound of a fiddle
reached me between the snowflakes,
and I discovered that I had reached a
six-mile cabin.
'Come in old boss,' sang out a voice
as I fell against the door.
When 1 op«-uud it I was in a room
about sixteen feet square—the only
one in the house. The big fireplace
gave light, and the furniture was
home-made. A gaunt, longhaired pio
neer sat on a shake down bed, playing
the fiddle; a gaunt, slim woman was
dancing in the centre of the floor, and
several children were scattered around
MS spectators.
'Keep it. up, ole womau—'d evening
stranger; be through in a miuit; find
a cheer—go in fur all yer wuth, Mary!'
called the fiddler, as I shut the door
behind me.
As I walked to the fire one of the
children wheeled up a block of wood,
and the father remarked :
'Powerful storm outside, stranger—
keep them feet gwine, old lady—you
children wipe off'your mouths and sing
with me i
'I was forty miles from Pike.
And the road was full of snow,
Ami the wind was gittin' ready
Fur to hump lUelf and blow.'
•Faster now—change off— kick higher
—up with with them hoofs—round
with ye—hoe'er down—ladies change
—that's all—stranger, howdy ?'
I was made at home.
'Wall, now, but this seems to be the
hand of Providence,' as 1 drew up to
the table. 'Llere ye are, snowed in,
and here we are chock full of pervi
shuns and happiness, arid to-morrer is
Christinas. Stranger, I'll show high
steps, more hoots and yells, more mu
sic and feastie' and uanciu', and gittin'
up stairs to-morrow than ye ever saw
in all yer born d-ys! Ole woman, if
this ain't the Lord's doin's, then I'm a
petrified reptile, and never got religon.'
'Ben, yer right!' added the wife, as
she poured out another cup of burnt
corn coffee. 'We is a hos-|dt-able fatn
ily. When we can't whoop'er up fur
a stranger on Thanksgivings or Christ
mag or New Year's nobody else need
try.'
A Iter supper one of the boys took
the fiddle and the rest of the family
limbered up for Christmas. When
this process was ended it was time to
go to bed, and the old man said.
'Now, then, ye kin see that we
hain't bilin' rich. Here's two beds,
and nine of us. Me and the ole
woman take one, you take t'other, and
if the children can't keep warm afore
the lire I'll liven their blood with a
gad. (lit right into bed, stranger, and
if the children git to fightin' in the
night heave yer boots at 'em.'
If the children got into a row I
didn't hear them. It didn't seem as if
I had slept an hour, when the pioneer
shook me l>y the shoulder and called
out:
'Say, stranger, daylight has arrove,
and Christmas atn here, (lit up and
prepare tojine in the festivities.'
The snow was four feet deep and
still coming; but the pros|>ect delight
ed my host, who cracked his heels to
gether and exclaimed :
'lf this hain't Divine Providence
bilcd down, then I don't like coon and
corn. You children, stop that ipiarrl
ing. Thomas Jefferson, did you for
git to say yer prarers? If ye did, I'll
wollop ye like blades !'
We had had corn meat, corn dodgers,
apple sauce and coffee for breakfast.
Seats were made for the pioneer and
myself, and the mother and children
stood up. T l ere was a long and em
barrassing pause after we were all
ready, and finally the man said:
'Stranger, I was givin' yo a chance
to throw yerself on a blessin', but ye
didn't tumble. Old woman, reel off
sutbin purty.'
She closed her eyes and uttered the
following as if she had repeated it a
thousand times : 'Now I lay me down
to sleep, and liless this meat and bread
and sass. We are thankful for wliat
we've got, and not jealous of our bet
ters. Keep us in good health, make
coons plenty, and cause us to escape
the Itch and measles. Amen!'
When the table hail been cleared
away the pioneer and wife held a con
sulfation in a corner, and when it end
ed the man approached and asked:
'Stranger are ye willin' to help us make
this a whoopin' old day V
'Yes.'
'(iood! As a family we are 99 per
cent, on a rough and tumble. I'm
about twice yer size and heft, and it
wouldn't be a fair show, hut the old
woman is a pretty even match, and
she's just achin' to lav ye on yer back!'
' liui I never wrestled with a woman
in my life.'
'Well, it's a good time to begin.
She's wiry and quick, and she'll lay ye
if she kin. Stand right up, stranger,
and do yer level liest to oblige me.'
I obliged. The situation was new
and novel, and in twenty seconds I was
thrown over one of the shake-downs
with a cra»h I hut jarred the house. The
woman cracked her heels together and
crowed lustily, the children laughed,
and the pioneer helped me up with the
explanation ;
'Stranger, she's practiced this for fen
years, and she'll down any man in this
, countrv 'cept me. I knowed how it
would I. I>ut. I'III much oltleeired for
your great kindness. The hull family
I will now ewarm for their paUTual dad.'
I retreated to a eorner, and the old
woman and her six children made a
rush for the father. They were seven
to one. They attacked him on all sides
with great vigor, and were picked up
and flung ten feet without bein? a bit
discouraged. They filially trot him foul
and brought him down, and as he lav
on his back he observed:
'Children, ye may well feel proud
over this. It shows that ye are healthy
and full of pluck, and that the itch has
no business in a family like this.'
We had hickory nuts, popcorn, cider
and apples for lunch, and at dinner we
had bear meat, pumpkin pie, roast wood
clniek. apple-butter and ginger-bread.
After the meal a half-tame bear, about
a year old. was brought in, the floor
cleared, and a grand hugging match
took place. The old woman let! off.
Standing face to face with the cub. he
hugged and she squeezed. It was nip
and tuck, Sin* sighed and coughed and
he growled and strained; but at last he
whined in token that his ribs could
stand no more. Then the two big boys
tackled him, but Bruin laid them both
out.
After the bear we had a jumping
match, in which the old woman beat
the crowd. Then followed a target
shoot, in which everv one beat me.
Then the bear and the dog had a bout,
and the dog was used up. In the even
ing we had a dance, played old sledge
anil drank hot cider, and as we got
ready for bed the old woman read sev
en or eight lines from a battered Bible,
and then the man knelt down in all se
riousness and prayed:
'This 'ere day has drawed to a close,
and we are one peg nigher to the grave
A stranger cum aloug and we took him
in. We've fed on the fat of the land,
and had a bustin' old time and expect
to sleep like a load of brick. Keep us
from growin' pizen men, continue our
whoopin' good health, and reserve
plenty of room in heaven for us all.
That's about all, onless ye want to put
it into the mind of the stranger to offer
me his watch even up for my old mule.
Amen!'
ELIZABETH ZANE.
How a YOUTHJ Girl Checkmated Simon
Girtij.
The wickedest white man of the
early period of Ohio history was Simon
(Jirtv, who sided with the British in
the war of the Revolution, and com
mandedthe Indian allies which were in
duced to light against the Colonists,
dirty was as cruel as the worst red
savage, and there are many traditions
in the Scioto and Sandusky Valley of
his raids and outrages A beautiful
picture still shows Klizaheth Zaue in
the act of checkmating Oirty at the
Beige of Fort Henry, which was sit
uated on the Ohio river, near Wheeling-
In 1777 the fort, which was garrisoned
by forty-two men, was suddenly attack
ed by Uirty with a force of live hundred
Indians. He succeded in ambuscading
and slaughtering thirty ofjthe garrison,
leaving only twelve to defend the fort.
Among the women and children was
young Klizaheth Zane, a beautiful girl
of seventeen. The twelve soldiers,
commanded by Colonel Shepherd, were
good marksmen, and knowing that
surrender meant death for their wives
and children as well as for themselves,
they resolved to fight to the last. Hut
alas! bravery availed them little, for
it was not long before the small stock
of powder in the fort was almost ex
hausted, and only a few charges re
mained to each man. In despair the
Colonel called his brave little baud to
gether, and told them that at a house
some sixty yards outside of the fort
which their enemies had not yet dared
to approach, there was a keg of gun
powder. Whoever should try to bring
it into the fort would lie in jieril of his
life from the Indians. He had not the
heart to order any man to such a task,
but the powder was their only hope,
and therefore it was his duly to ask if
any one of them was brave enough to
volunteer the {undertaking. Instantly
three or four young men avowed them
selves ready, but only one man could
be spared. And while they were gen
erously disputing among themselves for
the perilous errand, Klizabeth Zane ap
proached the Colonel and begged that
she might be allowed to go for the
powder. Her request was promptly
refused, but she persisted earnestly,
even against the remonstrances and en
treaties of her parents and friends. In
vain they pleaded and reasoned with
her, urging more than once that a young
man would bo more likely to succeed
through his power of running swiftly
She replied that she knew the danger,
but that if she failed her loss would not
be felt, while not a single man could ho
spared from the little garrison. Fi
nally it was agreed thai she should
make the first, trial. When all was
readv the gate opened and Klizabeth
walked rapidly across, the open space
toward the house where the powder
was stored. Those inside the fort
could plainly see that the eyes of the
Indians were upon her, but either from
curiosity or mercy they allowed her to
pass safely and to enter the house. Her
friends drew a breath of relief, ami
watching even more anxiously for her
reappearance, saw her come out soon
hearing the powder in a table cloth tied
around her waist. By this time the
Indians suspeeed her burden, and in a
moment more, as she was hastening
toward the fort, they sent after her a
shower of bullets and arrows. They
all, whistled by her harmless, and with
wild, startled eye, hut undaunted heart ,
she sped on with treasure through the
deadly missiles, until at last she bore it
in triumph inside the gate By the
aid of the powder and the enthusiastic
courage which Klizabel h's self-saerifico
inspired, the little garrison wan enabled
to hold out until relief came to them.
And so this noble act of a voung girl
saved the lives of all wi'hin the fort,
and vanquished its five hundred dusky
assailants We have no account of the
! subsequent career of the heroine. The
! family became well known in South
eastern Ohio, and gave their names to
the beautiful city of Zancsville We
shall lie glad to hear, on behalf of our
readers, from s une of our friends in
that section who can tell us more about
j liiuubeth Zaue.
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quent insertion. 60 cents. Yearly advertisement
exceeding one-fourth of ft column, t5 per inch
' Figure wort doable then* islet; addition*
charges where weekly or monthly changes ai«
made. Local advertisements 10 cent* per line
for tirst insertion, and 5 cent* per line for each
additional insertion, Marriages and deaths pub
lished free of charge. Obituary notices charged
as advertisements, and payable when handed in
An liters' Notices. $4 ; Executors' and Adminja
rrators" Notices, $3 esch; Estray, Caution And
Dissolution Notices, not exceeding ten line*,
each.
From the fact that the CITIZKK is the oldes<
established and most extensively circulated lie
publican newspaper in Butler county, (a Itepub
lican county) it must be apparent' tu business
men that it is the medium they should use it,
advertising their bnsineee.
NO. 14
NEW MARRIAGE CEREMONY. .
A newly elected justice of the peace
who had been used to drawing deeds
and wills and little else, was called up
on as his first official act to marry a
couple who came into his office very
hurriedly and told him their purpose.
He lost no time in taking off his hat,
and remarked :
'Hats off in the presence of the court!'
All being uncovered, he said:
'Hold up your right hands. You,
John Marvin, do solemuly swear that
to the best of your knowledge aud be
lief, you take this woman to have and
ter hold for verself, yer heirs, execkye
ters and assigns, for your an' their use
an' liehoof forever ?'*
'I do,' answered the groom.
'You, Alice Ewer, take this yer man
for yer husband, ter have and ter hold
forever; and you do further swear that
you are lawfully seized in fee simple,
all free from incumbrance, and hev good
right tu sell, bargain, and convey to
the said grantee verself, yer heirs, ad
ministrators and assigns?'
'I do,' said the bride, rather doubt
fully.
' Well, John, that'll be about a dol
lar'n fifty cents.'
'Are we married ?' asked the bride.
'Yes, when the fee comes in.'
After some fumbling it was produc
ed, and handed to the 'Court,' who
pocketed it and continued:
'Know all men by these presents, that
I, bein' in good health and iu souud
mind, in consideration of a dollar'n fifty
cents to me in hand paid, the receipt
whereof is hereby acknowledged, do
and by these presents have declared
you man and wife during good behav
ior, and till otherwise ordered by court.'
llHliomtl Treatment and Pou
tlive Cures
are what the afflicted seek for, and
those who resort to Dr. Pierce's Medi
cines are not doomed to disappoint
ment. So positively efficacious is his
Favorite Prescription in all cases of
female weakness, nervous and other
degragements incideut to the sex, that
thispotent remedy is sold under a pos
itive guarantee. For particulars see
Pierce's Memorandum Book (given
away by druggists,) or see the wrap
pers of the medicine. Sold by drug
gists.— Waseca. Ninn., April 5, 1879.
R. V. Pierce, M D.:
DEAR SIR —I feel that I should be
neglecting my duty were I to fail in
giiyng my testimony as to the value
of your medicines. For years I have
been a great sufferer from a complica
tion of chronic diseases which our phy
sieions treated in vain. I am now
using your Favorite Prescription and
find myself almost well. Your medi
cines have done me more good than
anything I have ever used. I remain,
gratefully yours, Mrs. E. B. Parinalee.
A wild bull can easily work himself
into a scarlet fever.
'Know all men by these presents,'
read an old bachelor lawyer, why don't
they put in woman, too? asked his
lady client. 'Because' said the o. b.,
'if "ono woman knows it, all women
know it.
The most effective, Harmless and
Honest remedy wo know of, is Days
Kidney Pad.
•Etiquette' writes to us to inquire if
in our opinion it would be proper for
him to support a young lady if she
was taken with a faint—even if ho
hadn't been introduced. Proper,
young man, certainly—prop her by all
means.
Nobody should go i,o church, or
public meeting, hacking away and
disturbing the preacher or orator with
their Cough. Use I)r. Hull's Cough
Syrup at once; it costs only 25 conts a
bottle.
A gentleman was complaining on
change that ho hail invested a rather
large sum of money in Wall street and
lost it all. A sympathizing friend ask
ed him whether he had been a bull or a
bear. To which ho replied, "Neither,
I was a jackass j"
The peculiarity of the A. 8. T. Co
Black Tip is, that it is independent of
the upper and protects the toe srom
wear, without endangering the upper
from ripping, as is the case with toe
caps.
A little girl of twelve years the
daughter of a clergyman, was asked :
'Sadie, does your papa ever preach the
same sermon twice :' After thinking
n moment, Sadie replied: 'Yes, 1
think he does, but I think he hollers
it in different places.'
Honesty is the best policy in medicine
as well as in other things Ayer'a
Sarsaparilla is a genuine preparation,
an unequal lop spring medicine and
hlood purifier, decidedly superior to all
others in the market. Trial proves it.
A minister who was found with his
Hrm around the waist of his young
landlady, while she was stroking his
beard and reciprocating his kisses, say s
that the brotherly ministerial kiss is
holy. She says the same thing, and
HO docs her husband. This kind of
kiss, then, has a greater quality than
the staife kiss, which has been pro
nouneed a "cold, dim, pale phautom j
unsatisfactory, elusive and empty.
'Manv cases of fever and ague, dumb
nifue ,nnd congestive chills were promt-
Iv arrested and entirely banished, by
the use of your Simmons' I.iver Reg
ulator. Yon don't say half enough in
regard to the efficacy of your valuable
medicine incases of ague, intermittent
fevers, eet. Kvery case Mas Is-nn arreßt
ed immediately. Believe me. when I
say, I was a suffere for years with tho
l,iver disease, and only found by using
your medieiue. When your medicine
is taken, it seems ts send a thrill
thrusrh the ucrvous system. Robert
J. Weeks, Batavia, Kane Co., 111.
Pitznoodle was out again worrying
the life out or the ducks with his shot
vun. He bl zed away at some duck*
and an unseen man on the other sido
of the pond rose up threateningly with
a long gun, anil called out: "Did you
shoot at me?' 'Did any of the shot
hit you ?' inquired Kitznoodlo. Yea,
they 'did,' s»id the man, rubbing hia
Icjrs. 'Then you may be certain I
didn't shoot at* you. 1 never hit any
thing 1 shoot at.'