IfiJti SP1L .IPJIJmXSlIiI THE WHOLE ART OF GOVERNMENT CONSISTS IN THE ART OF BEING HONEST. JEFFERSON. STRQUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, DECEMBER 2, 1852. VOL. 1:3 No 7. xuiii!ici y TiicotJoresoiiocij. 'Anecdote of a Landlord, wlio was TRUMS Two dollars per ahnmun in adrnncc Two , fmTiPlIl tft ttflV lUQ ftim Tpil- cJoll.irs and a quarter, half yearly -and if not paid be-; COlHpeiltU IU pdj HIS WHU itU lore the cud of the year, Two dollars and a half. Those' fgoiif nil t of Tl I e mVIl Prtfik- ho receive their paper by a carrier or stage drivers j clHl S ULUl UUl Ui 1113 UilU A UCii. employed by the proprietor, ill be charged 37 1-2' cents, per year, extra. I Kjlt No papers ditconlinued until all arrcaragesare paid, , el, -,.:;i -,,.:,, m,nf except at the option orthe Editor. . f A short period previous to the enact- 10 Advertisements not exceeding: one square fsix- . r , , t 1 In fivor of the teen liucsl will be inserted threc.wneks for one dollar, mcnt 01 tlie present law in iavor OI illL. and twenty-five cents for every subsequent insertion. , ldlnrrt ntrninn- ;nmo nineteen The Charge for one and three , insertions the same.- , tenant, a lanaiora owning some muciau A liberal discount made to yearly advertisers. 1 l,nnqne ;n flin lmvor nnrf. of the IO All letters addressed to the Editor must be post- , or twenty llOUSCS in tdC lower paic 01 uic pll' -irrr city, always bringing him in rcmunera- JOK PBIiVTISG. tive rents, and often limes exhorbitant, nAVi!U r'"ain particularly in fashionable business loca 'rrtld: in the habit of giving one whole Cards. Circulars, Bill Heads.! "Notes. Bl&nk Ucceipls Jiistir.cs, Lcgnl and other minks. .Paniphlcts. Ac. printed with neatness and despatch, 011 icarowiblc terms, AT THE OFFICE OF THE .Tcff;rso:si:isi RopHblican. LO:lQ,CTifVs . .' "' , Dr. Fitch in Ins excellent work on con- sumption, groups together quite a num , of remarkable cases of longevity. Thom as Parr was born in 14.83, and died in 1G35, aged 150 years. lie died not from the disease or decay of a single oran, but and drinlcinirsoonfinisbedhim. His bodv was examined by the celebrated Dr. Har vey, discoverer of the circulation of the blood, who has left an account of the ex amination. Parr enjoyed good health for a century and a-half. Thirty-five years after the death of Parr, Henry Jen kins, of Yorkshire, England, died aged 169 years, lie was born in 1501, and died in 1670. His age is fully authenti cated, and is the greatest among moderns. John Effingham, of Cornwall, England, died agadil'lT years. James Lawrence, a Scotchman, lived 140 years. About the year 1700, Joseph Sarringtor. died at Bergen, Norway, aged 160 years. Tn 1772, a man named Drakenburg died hi Denmark, in the 147,th year of Ms age. In 1S25, Pope Leo, XII, granted 'to a poor man living near Lake. Thrasiaiene, in Italy, a pension on account -of bis great e was then 12o years old. He died a ,.)n T too '1- a aged 1 30 years. In lbod, a man.ciea at . T , i-.cn ' tv M. Petersburg!, aged ISO years. Ikue- , t , , cn , , , 1()fl a man m the Island of Cuba, wsoas 120 vears old ; he v:as able to ride oh horse back GO miles in a day, and return home the next. We will now come to our own country. In 1620, a man nsiacd.Henry Francisco died at Whitehall, in the State of New York, aged 134-ears. Hebeatthe drum at the coronation of Queen Anej and was then 10 years of age; he did not die of old nge, but of ague -and fever. I forcrot to mention the name of Di Mead, who was consulting physician to Queen Elizabeth, and died at the age of 143 years. John Hightowcr, residing in Ma rengo countr', Alabama, died Januarj', 1845, aged 126 years. "William Priden, Maryland, died October, 1645, aged 123 years. The Rev. Mr. Harvey, a JSaptist clergyman, residing at Frankfort, n the State of 2sew York, is now in the active nnrl netful rUnflmrro of-his clerical duties. , fiii an he presided at a convention of the Bap tist clergy, and is perhaps the oldest clcr- gyraan in the world who is able to die- charrre his clerical duties. A Mr. Blackwell, residing near :Oren- v T V T n v r ' i i. ville, ortk Carolina, was living a short time since, at the age of l3b .years. A colored man named Syphax, in fine vig- orous health, was living last year in Cum- , , , . - . , A, c berland county, Virginia, at the age of ity rr! t i- n 117 years. The Montreal Times Qcto- l ,e i. r ii - c ber, 146, translates the follo'wing from the Revue Canadienne.- " An old man died at Wexford, Upper Canada, a short jtv - i An- i ..me 6mcc nnmod Darnel Attn, but re- jeeed the souhnguet of Skk Dan- At the tune of his decease he was K0 years of age; and during his life had con-. l.j' - -( , i ill tracted seven marriages, by whom he had , , ; , an mcreible number of ch,ldreu,Srand- children and great grand-children, in all a- t. A Kn on i , oa bout 57030 ofwhora are boys; and 200 girls Mr. John Van Hoozer of Jeffer- soncountv. Tenn AM f c!. dnn .wief a , -, orn i 122 years. A great many men are now living in this country (Abe United States) who are over 100 years of ae. from too great fullness of blood, caused th t aifficult b sbc;to learn that these gentlemen are well, by more than usual indulgence in eating . xQ afc Mounfc Ju (Surry) and driving, no ,ed an active country Countjj surrounded by their vives aml hfe, enjoying air and exercise; but was 1 . , , ' -u.-ij-p- - ' , -r i i lie arcued the matter, and assured her , clllWl en- invited to London, where luxurious eating ' M Emr has si and Mr. Chan five JAtthe State Treasurer's Office jn. of dinner, when he returned in fine spirits. Jin the systems and temperaments of the Harrisburg, last week, they were engaged : After dinner as he sat counting over his gentlemen but.still they almost.inyaria , , .t....i' ' .w. blJ draw the same inference from, topics ii "voiiujiu, large .uumucra oi pacisaCS ! ot relict notes. 25,00,0 were destroyed in one day. . . , day's grace to his tenants; but never faild on the second morning, to take his rent roil, and his li?ht barouche wajion, to drive round to all his tenants, and as he rigidly required payment on that day, ev-1 cry one expected to Depreparea to meet mm., A poor widow occupied one of his stores, 1 . , . i .,! some iu by is ieet, ior wmcu sue paia -P-v, t-.,,nl fnA nnllnm m orvmiin On flirt first dav of February, she called on this excellent but inexorable landlord, and told him that in consequence of the death of her mother, whose funeral expenses lust as easy to pay to wait. She remonstrated, and besought ' children, all of whom are apt scholars and him with tears to allow her to give him remarkably well behaved, manifesting the some part of it, and wait on her a few ! strongest possible desire to learn their les daya for the balance. To this earnest"5 d to secure the good will of their and pathetic appeal, he morosely replied: ' teacher. They all partake strongly of the 'I don't want any blubbering, or any mst refined Siamese cast of countenance, scenes enacted here;" if you can't pay that form and manner of deporting themselves, rent, then I must send a landlord's war- In truth, they are a credit to .their pa rant, and make you.' Saying this, he a-1 rents and the community in which they rose and opened the door, not wishing to . live. give ber a chance to reply, and left the Messrs. Chang and Eng are alike re r0ji;i. markable for their industry and belliger- .liis wife, who had hitherto remained ! ent dispositions. They are strict and thor siient, now came forward, and addressing . ough-going business men, and woe to herself to the widow, whose name was ( Mrs. Ciark, kindly asked: 'What is the amount of rent that is due, j madam?' j 'One hundred dollars, ma'am,' and weeping, she"-added, 'I cannot possibly ' J ' I T"e landlord's wife was a youm; crea-' J j ture, taat had been born and lived all her, ' . , , . , days in tue same House, anu to iicr tue : J ' -t idea of a family being sold out was awful, And, although he had been but a short time married, she knew that her husband was inexorable. She had witnessed the' interview, had heard the reasons, and' was determined not only to obey the die- tates of humanity, but play a practical joke on her husband. Assisting the wid- ow to put on her cloak, and accompany-' iug her to the door, she said to her in an under tone i 'How long, madam, before you will find it convenient to pay your rent?' j ' Ttealtyj madam, there is nothing do-, inrr in inillinerv, vou know, until after the middle of March. I think by the ' ought to have been attending to the busi 20 th I can sav positively that I can do it.. ' ness of their plantation. AftM- mompnt's mfWtfnn. slm snirl m' , , " . ' 'Call upon mc, c, privataly to-morrow o'clock.' morning at eight As the landlord was accustomed to al- instant Mr.Ohang, looking over hisshoul lowbis wife several hundred dollars a der, replied with an arch smile, "I am 3'ear to appropriate as she pleased, she dld not Gad lt dlfficult to Ppose to him 10 lenU ilcr' lor a C0UPle or-montua, a hundred dollars. . f J 5 . J "eait is - good, for six weeks or two raonlbg for ounV . , i .He complied, but not without caslinc: . . ' fai many an inquiring glance, at his amiable' J 1 f - wife. He felt as if he would like to know . . . 'vhat shc V3nted lfc for' et Le Save xi to her without having his curiosity gratified, Promptly, at the time appointed, Mrs. meantime, the Uung ' J . f"1 ? te tbf dellCaC which distinguishes true liberality, as the widow was preparing to leave, she slipped I J , , . , , , landlord s tenants, it was ' quarter day.' ' 1 J An hUr aftenvards Wlth rcnfc ro11 aud . receipt book; the landlord Avas on his way, with an intention to call on his widow , warrant. J.he wue heard nothing turtu- or from him or the widow, until the hour .""""icus ui uwwia, iujxiaj.ivv;i. first, with a fixed purpose, in default of m support otthesyinpathy supposed topre . . ijijj' vail throughout their systems, that as a prompt payment, to issue a landlord's al when Qne 08 ft'f fa . 'lhat . woman that blubbered so, last rjye at similar conclusions. Mr. Eng not night; and goUip:such a poor story howlunfrequently gives ?crious offense to .Mr. do you think she got along?' 'I suppose you had an opportunity to fulfill your threat, by issuing a landlord's warrant on her effects,7 answered his wife. 'No, indeed; though I called on her the very first one, she had the money ready; but had I listened to her, I should very probably, before long be obliged to levy upon her goods. This shows very clcary that your poor widows can pay their rent when it is due, if they are only made to feel that they must do it. Bye the bye, it is remarkable that she should have given, me the rent in two fifty-dollar bills which I ' am certain I have seen before hours.' . 'Nothing more likely.' said his wife for i T hnilA Jf vou th:s mominQ-. and ioancr to heron your account, for that purpose.' ; -- i The Siamese Twins Many persons who, in days gone by, , have taken a lively interest in the welfare of Messrs. Eng and Chang Bunkers, the celebrated Siamese Twins, may be clad the unfortunate wight who dares to insult them. Formerly they resided in Wnkes Coun- ty, but in consequence of the numerous actions for assault and battery brought against them in the county, they removed ,. , , - , which they were fined 815 and costs at , , , , , . . Eockford, the county seat, for splitting a L , . ' uuaru into spinners over uiu ucuu uia , . f . , ., man who had insulted them. As regards the supposed sympathy ex isting between them, it may be stated that their most intimate acquaintances deem them to be entirely independent of evcry- thing of the kind, and give us instances to sustaiu their opinion, that not long since they attended an auction sale of hogs, and bid against each other till they ran up the prices above market rates. Also that on one occasion Mr. Eng or Chang, was taken ill and -took to his bed, where belay complaining for sometime, although his brother scolded him severely all the while for detaining him in bed when he n another occasion, as they were pas- sing up the road, a gentleman inquired of 4L-A,.i I. 1 1. I 1 iukiu iv uui u iiiey wuru going Wliercupon Mr. Eng replied, "I am going over the Blue Ptidge in the stage ;" at the same and children When questioned about their mother some time since by an ac- going oacK uome to iook alter our wives quamtance, tney stated that they bad tor- merly received letters from her, but lat- they b d beard no f bcr and even if they were to receive letters from her written in the Siameseflanguage, thoj would not be able to read them, as the' had forgotten their mother tonjme. mm, nt. u i i -they are excellent hands to carry up a corner of a log house exceedino-all their . ,, . ,x. ,,, , , neighbors in cutting saddles and notches in corner logs-both of them wielding the axe with a power and dexterity superior to any of the most expert wood-cutters in d.n eountry When they chop fight, they do so double handed ; and m driving a horse or chastising their ne- groes, both of them use the lash without mercv. J ' . , A gentleman who purchased a black man , short tira0 ag0 inform. ed the writer he was " the worst whipped , ,P, : pf negro he ever saw." They are mveter- ate smokers and chewers of tobacco each chewing his own quid and smoking his own pipe; it has been remarked, however, theother doesthesame. Itis also generally admitted that there is a marked difference submitted to their consideration, and ar- Chang, by jesting him about his having one more child than he has. When shootr i ing, (a sport they are very fond of,) one signts anu takes aim, and the other, (it is said, pulls the tric-jrer; now if this be true it would go far to prove the doctrine of j Island, in Galway, came to her death last, were severely bitten by a snake. The supposed sympathy existing between the week in a very unusual manner. It seems ' lads went out hunting, and having start- tthbo'rs1' 13 qUeStiUetl mt f i that amoDSSt the domestic animals of the ed ran hin; a uiL nugnDors. o , one of the boys put his hand in to haul They readily admit and acknowledge ll0use thls gentleman had a cat, which him out. Yevy soon he felt something themselves to entertain a strong Christian ; was in the habit of lying upon his child- bite, or, as he thought, the scratch of the faith or belief, and arc regular attendants ' ren when asleep, and that on a recent oc- hare. His brother tried it with alike sen at church and other religious meetings, casion it scratched one of them severely, sation, so he declined repeating the opcr wherc they deport themselves as becomes j T, . , rtt,cnOTWlft .a'a ' ation. Then little Cuff (Brave as Casar) good citizens of the land of their adoption. aDiimal wa3 consequence ordered . .fc Jn & Theyarestrongpoliticians,andtakcalivc-jto he browned, and tue servant tied a ments the hands of the parties commenced ly interest in all elections that occur in stone to its neck and flung it into the ' swellin" at an alarm in o- rate, when mcd- uiuu uibuici. ivs me writer was miormea by a lady of Mount .Airy, 'they are mighty stay at home people" rarely ever going from home unless called away by business! tlieir district. As the writer was informed away by business. (Greensboro (N. C.) Patriot. PicIillHff Meat, Professor Refinesque denounces the use !" .wover i contrived to ,1 of saltpetre in brine intended for the pros-1 0ut of lta Pnson lnle lhe famiIJ wcre a11 , his native ferocity. crvation of flesh to be kept for food. j at Praycrf with the exception of the de-1 The use of whiskey as a cure for the That part of the saltpetre which is absor-' ceascd child Tho happened to be asleep bite of a snake, we understand, was prac bed by the meat, he says, is nitric acid or in tbe Idtchcn' Thc cat iustantlJ attaclied lf ed in this CT7 feWt louifortis a deadly noison Animal flesh her in a mosfc ferocioils monncri and beforc S -1 "Jf"' ?8in6 t0k.pfo1' aquiiortis, a aeaaiy poison. Animal nesli i David Gibson, in this vicinity, was bitten consists of gelatinous and fibrous sub- j any assistance could he rcndcrcd,had torn by a copper s'nakej and? in Jthe course of stances, 'the former only possessing a throat and face so violently as to cause half an hour, drank about a quart of whis- imrriHnin virfnp- fhn rrr-lnf mr i rlfnvofl ,F rtc.atIl1,n a fww da3s- Strange to say, sey and was relieved from the effects re nutritious virtue, the gelatine is destroyed ;hc animal ia stm in the houS(Jj UQ hR Va ) In by the chemical action of salt and saltpe- having been got to kill it, up to this time, tclligaicer. tre, and as the professor remarks, the j meat becomes as different a substance j "TVe have not yet seen "The course j To Cure Hams. from what it should be, as leather is from j of true love &c-" quoted in connection j As I have seen numerous receipts for raw hide before itis subiccted to the pro - cess of tanning. He ascribed to the per - nicious efforts of the chemical change all the diseases wich are common to mariners and others who subsist principally upon : salted meat, such as scurvy, sore gums, ! decayed teeth nice- &c and -dvi-es a 1 aecaeu leeui, uice, nc, anu uQmscs a. total abandonment of the use of saltpetre , in thc making of pickle for beef, pork &c, j the bet substitute of which is he "ays sugarfa small quantity rendering"' the . meet sweeter, more wholesome and equal- ly durable. - - TIlC High Price Of Butter ?. g'OOd. 'the "silken cords" of matrimony. Soon SterV afterward they appeared upon the street, -r- , , ' i i i i , i j , c xi , Our New 1 ork landladies have all got , whenthe lmdeprctended to fix the groom's the blues. Boarding-house butter is no . collar, concluded by giving him a "buss," longer sold at ten cents a pound, but" has , which highly delighted a number of boys run up to nearly double that rate and ! who happened to be present. our best butter is Resent worth thirty. In the aftornooo the, wore prmoa - three cents a pound in Washington Mar-1 ding Baltimore st., when the young man's ket. We heard a good story the other 1 father unexpectedly made his apperance, day of Mr. Briggs and Mrs. Wiggins j having just arrived iu thc cars, and col- the former a precise bachelor, and the laring his son, told him to leave that "gal" , , , . , , ,,. V ,i nir. , latter his landlady. Since the rise m and return home. butter, Mrs Wiggins butters the bread iou are too late, father," answered for her tea-table with her own hands. j the son, " I am married." She docs not allow her boarders to help'j "Eh! what, married arc you, take that," themselves to so expensive a luxury. One and the youth's check received the open ... V . , i A ei. r n nr.,, , , t night last week, Mr. Briggs came home ( hand of his father. 1 he old fellow pulled to tea, and as he took a slice of Mrs. and tugged, and finally succeeded in sep- Wiggins' bread-and-butter from the plate arating his son from the bride, and the he began to turn it from side to side, and two started down the street. Arriving at scrutinize it .closely through his specta-' a pump, thc old gentleman took a drink of dc I water; and again collcring'hini, he procee - , J, , ' . - !? i j 1 What is the matter with your bread j ded on his way, followed by a large cro.wd and-butter!' demanded Mrs, Wiggins. ( i of men and boys. Near thc public square Nothing nothing nothing,' replied . c lectured ins son upon the sin ot run Mr. Briggs, still turning the piece - over, ning off and getting married against con and persisting in his scrutiny. ' consent, and concluded by slapping his 'I'm positive, Mr. Briggs, that you jaws, when a crowd interferred and scpa- do see something. Now I wan"t ' said Mrs. Wiggins, her face beco:nin"':flushcd UP street, when the bride perceived him, painted the name and age of the decased, with excitemcnt-'I want my boarders to 1 clapped hcr hands with joy, and running tbe time of his death, and thc part of the ... , , .ii- 'i ii i i i i country trom which he came. I after- tell merightout when their victuals doesn't to him, tney clasped hands and started on wardascertaincd tbat tb;3 was onlj a suit. Now, Mr. Briggs, what is it!.' ! a gallop, and thc last seen of them, they ruse to conceai the fact that the grave, in Mr. Briggs laid the slice upon his plate, ' were going down the Baltimore turnpike, stead of containing the mortal remains of raised his spectacles toiiis forehead, and followed by a crowd of little boys. ; a human being, had been made a safe re- , ... . , ... x. I ; ! ceptacle for divers casks of brandy, which replied with great deliberation. 'Mrs.) c, ' , Trr m. .. 1 n . ij nnr. e.n tt . . .. ,to. ,j . . Sore Kecks on Worlcui Oxen. These the owner could carry no further. He n iggins, anu uere ;ur. inggs -gianceu mischievously down the vista of attentive faces 'I have lived in this'world eitrht- is and-forty years and T find myself this evening such a simpleton that I can't tell which side of my bread is buttered.1 New York Paper. z ; Tmjnovcd Wason Brake. Perry Dick-' son, of Blooming Valley, Pa, has taken' iir measures to secure a patent for a very simple and excellent brake for wagon3i and carriages. It simply consists in con- necting double cranks to the inner end of the pole or shaft of a carriage or wag- on, and connecting the cranks to a fric- tion brake for the face of each weel, in, such a manner that thc least backing up. of the draught animals brings the brakes up against the face of each wheel, and so presses them that they cease to revolve, and merely slide. It is a useful improve-1; . i n i l. p. :i mentiormiy , .uu m.ui, to commend itself to all whom it may con- . ' '! - JB3Ir. Potter, of Pulton county,' O hio, raised an Irish potato this reason that weighed seven and a half pounds. Ferocity of a at fine child, about ten years of age, the A i daughter of Mr. Cornwall, a superanuated ! Methodist preacher, jesidinc at Nuns river. After a week it rc-anneared in a river. Alter a week it re-appeared in a j very famishcd condition, and having got' !. , ... 1 . ,c fa ! lnt ne f th ucr rooins of tbe housc . ii . ! . . . . 1 . sllt m there by the family, who were teriiUed by ltsjprocious appearance,! and wishing to starve it to death. In a ! 1 . . i . ' Wlth the following recent scene described ' bJ 1 llC "nier would suit he i 111 our Clty and might have oecn seen wending their way to the residence of one of our ministers-one of the pair, a young antl verdanfc bMnB youth, and the oth- - cr a ladJ of whom onc eould 11 say, comparing her to the intended groom, " wuat ne nofc now she could teach hini " forslie was old enough. After much . . . i trouble, the young man had found thc V where to get the papers to get mar- I ried," and thc twain were soon bound in rated them. The son started in full run occur, when working in wet weather, or ,, , , with bad yokes. l.he remedy is, rub a healing application.. The preventive is, . cood yokes; the application of grease; or! a decoction of white or yellow oak bark,' applied to thc affected parts. Or, a bet- ter preventive is a canvass or leather cap to'protect the neck entirely from the storm. 7TT T Solomon's mm. Father, look ye here : Wot's ihe reason you and mother is allers a 1 V I ' Silence my son. Do you know what you're a talking about '( : Tes sir'e, I do. I was jist a wonderin' what you'd do if you had as many wives as old Solomon.' 'Bah ! go to bed.' J Yes, its very well to say, go to bed. Solomon had mor'n a hundred wives, all of 'em a living in the same house, a catin' together : ami never a fight.1 'Go to bed.' j ( v . ,i. l a it ' i u e - ' u.uu vuu u j-, had half as inan Why you'd kick up such 'a rumpus as'ud fetck up the polico" Land (Md.) Telegraph. llt:AUU iUl 1 j"""" , . . . Ui;iUkUiY UlUUi IU IU V L'SlIUltlllUU, 1 IU&U Lilt. wever. A pair arrived ir . gend -t ' ' and krek things, to :thunder.; (A brooni against S-UUU, that he wnl produce a horsfr sHck iriteiTupied the fifaoioh will perform one huiuhl, vV' I ys'rV suddenly suggested to bini the i$Qa jteMJm&.rr Ths feiit iiefafhW ' ! of froVelitfg, which ho did;. ' COmplished. " 3 m?rV " Wh:it Whiskey is Good for. The Lynchburg Express states that two sons of the late Hezekian Fuqua, of Bed- t ford ,nGar T .... . virnia.Vtoiretlier ' w:ti. - Httle necrro bov. a few davs since. ical aid was immediately procured. The ical a P1 until toxicj siciau aosea tuem wen witn liquor, the patients became thoroughly in- toxicated. and after recovering from the cffects of the racdicine, the swelling sub- sided, and we are happy to hear the trio ' are now convalescent. The log was split nnnn o n rl tr r cnfriK,o rvf nil o 1 nrrrfl curing hams, and as I have tried the an- be disposed to try it. By letting my hams remain in thc pickle, it is less trou- bio to keep it than by any other method wh!c 1 1 have found, and it keeps sweet and tender all summer. Tak(J a barrej and turn Qver fln qU pan or kettle, and burn cobs, (I think the best,) or hard wood, for seven or eight d ays keeping water on the head to pre- vimii. rv i r ii : h't n Tiinu'io with nirrnf , dof ;u on quarts of molis"seSj 8 water to one hundrec ounces saltpetre, two and three gallons of ed pounds. Boil and skim the pickle thus prepared. Then Pack yur am in the barrels, and when the pickle is cold, pour it on the meat. four hQ vcry tender, and well smoked. Albany - Cultivator. 1 JjZZ ; apply tbis every evenillg before going to ' bed. This will smooth the skin whenthe eruptions do not proceed from an insect , r,kinS under the cuticle. Many per- : son's faces are disfignred by red eruptions ' caused by a small creature working under the skin. A very excellent remedy is to ' take the flour of sulphur and rub it on the face dry, after washing it in the morning. ' R.ub lfc H !th your 4finSf s and then wipe it off with a dry towel. There are maAny who are nofc mte ashamed of ' their faces who can be completely cured if thei follow these directions. j . ' A Cunning Device. The following ex- ' trac,fc fll Stanbury's "Expedition to the alley of the Great Salt Lake of Utab recods anQther instaQCe of . ifcv : " I witnessed at the Pacific opnngs an instance of no little ingenuity on the part of some emigrant. Immediately alone- side of thc road was what purported to be a grave, prepared with more than usual care, having a head-board on which was afterwards sold his liquor to some traders further on, who, by his description of its looalityf fo'a i without diffieolty. " Mcehicss. We beard of a nonr Tint. aged about 18, who fell in love with a 'strong minded' widow aged 35. lie was jn a bad way did'nt understand wid- ders but hung around so much as to at- lvact tne uolicc and contempt of his idol. Getting desperate, and hearing that the widow was sick he mustered courage, went down to the house and offered to watch witli her.' Her eyes flashed, she jumped up, looked at him, and said with awful distinctness jenjj tell your mother if she don't licep you to home 1 11 hurt you !' Jem arose, went to her 'dogratype,' which hung over the mautel-piece, kissed it, dropped a couple of tears on the cat'3 back, made up an awful face and left, He has not been there since, Mr. George Smcer, of New York, . . , A ,,nn' has made a match, in which he bets SlOOO , , . - j