I JEFFERMKVIA1V i THE WHOLE ART OF GOVERNMENT CONSISTS IN THE ART OF BEING HONEST. JEFFERSON. STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1852. t: I VOL. 12, if" No 21. REPUBlilCAM. --..Jj . Published by Theodore Schoch. TERMS Two dollars per annnum in advance Two dollars and a quarter, hah yearly and if not paid be fore the end of the year, Two dollars and a half. Those who receive their papers by a carrier or .stage drivers employed by the proprietor, will be charged 3 w cent?, per year, extra. . , No papers ditconliuupd until all arrearages are paw, except at the option of the .Editor. TT l,lnn.tirnAi..nt. r.t VPfvtiniT (Hln SOIiarC (SIX- , 'HI' 1-4 iii " " " 1 - . . iron lini.i will ho insnrtod three weeks for one dollar. Tdcci 'AjllSMtv paui. j 0.;B "PRINTING. Having a .general assortment of large, elegant, plain ancTornamentul Type, we are prepared tp execute cveiy uescupuonot Cards, Circulars, Bill Heads, Notes, Blank Receipts, ' Justices, Legal arid other Blanks. Phamphlels, fcc., , printed with neatness and despatch, on re.isonablc terms .Te f f crs o n i a n Kepn b I i ca n . Give mc Work. HY MRS. A. T. DAVIDSON. I've a strong right hand and a sinewy arm, And an earnest might of will ; ' But weary days are circling round, And yet I am idle still. Oh! give work! For though I might dure To grapple with Famine alone, There's a feeble cry aye sounds in mine car That would madden a heart of stone. I would gladly survive with the rockiest soil, Or itB burden of granite would bear; I would water its furrows with drops of toil, Hut others already are there. I long to cope with the sturdy oak, Whose shadow an acre hath spanned ; I woold conquer the monarch stroke by stroke, But the axe is in another's hand I know there are forests broad and free, Where the wild deer roam at will ; But though I have crossed I the boundless sea, That land is far off still. The sieep of the laboring man is sweet, When his daily task is done ; But what sad dreams may visit him Whose hands no bread have won !- , There are visions of want and wasting care , In that cellar so damp and low, . And spectres of Famine and Fell Despair, And the dread of a darker woe. Let Charity care for feeble Age, On childhood's orphaned need ; J But the Brawny arm of manhood's-prime Shonld scorn a pauper's meed. Oh! speed the hour, from shore to shore, In this land, by God so blest, , Where the morning sun shall bring work for all, And evening rav brinp; rest. . .. that which I have committed to him; but the bout the 49th year of rnv age. At that time, infirmities of nature come m, and render the which was nearly six years ago, it pleased Ah ! that's the word punctuality ! did body dull and heavy and seem for a EeaEOnj t Godi in his holy providence, to bring you and you ever see a man who was punctual. t0 courj the soul and interrupt the Spirit's ' brother S. C. into this country, to proclaim who did not prosper in the loDg run ? communications. Upon the whole, however, the truths of the everlasting Gospel. I did We don't care who or what he was I have reason for unceasing thankfulness, ! not go to hear you myself, but finding a con high or low, Hack or white, ignorant or that k is with me ag weH asu Js It Jg DUt ' siderable excitement among the people, I lp.lTndn enrniro rr niTTilifwl rra l-tinir I . .. .... ' ,,v- Men who commence business, should Le'careful liow tliey neglect their obliga- J n,1U--.f S f'l na as P"1 and, during that timefl can truly testify I in truth, ashamed to show myself at a place in all his engagements, he prospered, and, ' fa, , . r .. tI . . , was more respected than his shiftless, lying have servcd a falthful Master one who' has , of worship. Hearing, however, thatyoumten neWlibors. "I will never leave nor forsake thee," ded to administer the Lord's supper in D. S.'s ' r i t 1 J i . -l ? wu. iuw.v a ww- t w w wu. vu vy U4.ua O I tions, and break their word. A person often spoke to each other on the great con- be a great crowd of people, among whom I who is prompt can always be accomoda-' cerns of the soul, and delighted to rehearse ' might in a measure hide myself, I determined ted, and i3 therefore "lord over another fne dealings of divine Providence, for the en-1 to attend that meeting. Accordingly I went, man's purse," as Franklin would say. cburagement of others. Supposo you give ' with most of my neighbors ; but comingxath- AiCr T nC P'0n!,SeS UPD certainties. us a briefstatemcntof the Spirit's operations ! er late, and finding the barn already filled, Although the best men may sometimes ,r . . . . 1 4 !. iT ,, l4 - - c . , fail to dp as tbey would the case is ex- Wllh 3,ourself' m brinSinff Jou out Trom na- I was obliged to sit uponUhe sill of the door, ceedingly rare. lie who is prompt to ture's darkne6S int0 God'8 marvellous light. It so happened that I seated myself by the fulfil his word, will never make a promise I have heard it said you was once a faithful side of an old man, who, informer years, where it is not next to a moral certaiut' ally of the powers of darkness, and it ipay be had been my companion in sin; but, for some that he can do as he agrees. If you interesting and profitable to hear something time, had been a reformed man, and a pro would succeed, be punctual to the hour, of the way in which 'our views have been fessd follower of Christ. Your text was, "By lleturn borrowed money the moment you chaiisred, and your mind disciplined in theobe-1 faith Noah, beinrr warned of God of thines promisea. m an things, 11 you are thus prompt, we will risk yoa through life ; , n iiu c,nnoA f ;f 1 TT 11 ,1 e . Those who are prompt in their business affairs, are generally o in every depart- ment of life. You never kne-w them to be late at church, to the polls, or to pay tlie Printers for advertising. A prompt- ness in every thing characterizes them. ' tt r 77 Ti-yr i iir i , , How Folks Differ ! We chew tobacco, the Hindoo takes to lime, while the Pat- agonian finds contentment in a "bit of controlled dominion over me, while it would ( former life, had run, with myself, the down n,or, rpho ni,iWrnn f ihU nnnnirn awaken in my own heart only painful recol-, ward way ; and particularly when I saw my i idigbUn candy j those of Africa in rock salt. A Frenchman " goes his length" on fried frogs, while an Esquimaux In- dian thinks a stewed candle the climax. of dainties. The South Sea Islanders ' differ .from .all these, their fancy dish be-, mg Droiiett clerffymen. while they never get bold of a frass Vovered umbrella . withonf boilino-it im f i The story is told of a certai Zealand chief, that a youner missionary landed at his island, to succeed ,a sacred was sent in the utter neglect of everything J and see H I did not feel better. This, how teacher deceased some time before. At "that was good, and greedily walking after the . ever, made no diflerenqe; and although I was an interview with the chief, the young ways of my own heart, and according to the e8,irou" ;or6tay, "ntU l-6 exe7i ?,SmJ minister asked, "Did you know mv de . . I ,nl 0 1 u .,... nc i ded' V1 1 found 11 wa8 P08Slble- 1 took my narted brother ? Ol 1. , i a 7 B,2ht of ovvn ee8- The Sabbath VVQS ha" hat and hastened from the place, and took a in Ms church "All JS l"00" biluaX vioIated tl,e houseof God ic6, walk-down through the village. Mm Jell i Was he 'nS Cd and 1 "U company carefully sought and delighted As I walked along I found the tears inces mux eii, auu wts ue not a good and;. ... e , ,r..i santly rolling down my cheeks and watering tender hearted man. j in and the society of pious people as careful- ( Ue l Jt jlImcdiately "Yes," replied the pious deacon, with ly avoided. My highest pleasure consisted i ccurred lo mc This will not answer. much gusto, "he very gpod'and very ten-1 uer. mp cm a jwcr nf Inm V By Request. JOHN E LOIYCJ ; OR The Prodigal of Fifty Years. BY A CLERGYMAN IN PENNSYLVANIA. Taking a ride of a few miles on horseback, and ascending.an elevation, upon the top of wh,ch was a clUBtsr of cottees 1 vi6ited an a&ed C0UPle whose putation for piety had spread through all that country. Like Zacharias and Elizabeth, they were " both righteous befor? God, Walking in all the or- dinances ,and commandments jof the Lord 1 blameless." Here the morning and the eve- nmg sacrifice of praise and thanksgiving was , ., , , , A, . . ... daily onered; and here the neighboring Villa- gers came together from time to time, to pre- sent to the Creator the humble homage of ; their hearts, and to unite their supplications ' before his throne. Their animated andchecr i ful countenances bespoke their peace of mind; 1 a peace which the vicisitudesf life had in a j great measure, ceased to disturb ; a peace i which nothing but a sense of the divine ap- probation could afford, and which seemed j daily toacquire new strength, as they felt, lite 'children in the heighborhood to come togeth , to be receding, and eternity, with its solem-1 cr on that day at my house ; and studied to nilies, drawing nigh. ! amuse them by relating some of my own wick- j The old man in former days had been an ' ea- exploits, or telling them obscene stories. ; excellent singer, and there was still some-! possessing a kind of vulgar wit, Isoon found . thing in his voice and manner which seldom 1 ray Sahbath audiences quite regular in atten ' failed to awaken a kind of sacred enthusiasm 1 dance, and, to appearance, mightily pleased. in all whaheard him. In former years he had stored his memory with worthless songs, with aione, I was guilty of, cannot be known until which he used to amuse the young; but since 'the final day; and I can never think of it his reiurn to God, he had been as diligent in but with the deepest compunction and selfab treasuring up delightful hymns, which heh0reuce. j sung for his own edification, and that of oth- ,' ers- I As I entered the door of his dwelling, he . met me with a pleasant look and a cordial shake of the hand, and gave me an honest ! welcome. Having seated myself, and know- j ing, from long experience, that the readiest j way to make a profitable religious topic, with-1 ! out first complimenting the world with tran- . sient remarks upon its business or its chan- fres, I said, T . , , g x an jjpuac jruu ac uut ui iiiucc tavuicu iv who feel always heaven-born and heaven- ; bound ; you hardly know I suppose, those tips and downs and changes ot leelmg which ol-; tentimes distress us weaker Christains. j Blessed be God, said he, I do feel that I walk ' I in the light, and that Jesus is constantly pre- ( emphatically, as melancholy breath. It ap 1 cious to my soul; still, there are seasons when ' peared to me, that if I became religious there ! 1 have not that full enjoyment with which ' was an end of all earthly comfort that my j God pleases to favor me at other times. Not that friends would abandon mc, and the remainder I have painful doubts as to the final issue, for . ) I can truly say, "Iknoio in whom I have be- ilieved" and am confident that he will keen' - raw ,.0rc c:n, t cof mv rna knnnu.nrj ' a wno keepeth covenant for ever. Well, said I, friend John, the saints of old I dience of Christ. ' T, , . . . ,. , . 1 "ave no objection, sir, he replied, tograt if 3ou in this respect, for I am often called , uPon t0 speak of these matters to neighbors and friends ; yet it is seldom I can do'it with a suitable command of feeling, or without making my heart bleed afresh for sins and ' follies I would gladly, if possible, for ever e- r ,,,. ri.L -u,i Ur.,i, ' rase Irom my memory. 1 he rehearsal, how- , r . ... UI "" L "" VUD' ta , ouM give yon bat iittlo faction; I shall, therefore, be. very brief m this part of my narrative, The history of mv former life is but the history every other notoriously wicked man ' wilh this difference, that while some men ' , t. , . e . r . arf. dlStInf fr one fPof immor-1 tabty, and others for another, in me vice of in frolicking and carousing; and for many J years there was scarcely a midnight dance, I every Kind reigned triumpnanc vvitn the w eimii ve u wpuruieu m u imun. a.u. n exception of murder, there Scarcely a crime f nce." I felt worse than it is possible n -,ieW J i tn (Incrrihn nnrt lid not knnw hilt 1 Should with which I was not familiar. My youth Bink r lh conciII(ieii to arise and stand up, I or any other scene of riot and disorder, with in many miles around, which was not graced, or rather disgraced, by my presence. The same course was continued even after I was married, although I well knew that such irregularities were then less excusable ; yet such was the force of early habits that I could not deny myself. In such places I felt easy and at home there I was sure to meet with others as corrupt as myself, who strength, ened all my prejudices, and were disposed to run as great lengths as I could, in intemper ance and blasphemy, and in ridiculing holy men and -holy things. Such places are the very schools of Satan; and those who habitually visit them not only run the risk of effacing, ere loner, every ffood impression from their minds, but the truth is, whatever they may be willing to confess, their minds already are deeply corrupted. Feeling myself lost as it were, to all good, I took a malignant pleasure in trying to make others as abandoned as myself. Instead of going to church on the Sabbath, I held out every inducement to the young people and .The amount of mischief which, in this way During this career of vice and folly I had, at times, it is true, deep convictions of guilt, j and awful apprehensions of death and eterni- ' tv ' lint T rnnc?florfl cunh fonlinrra frir thn m08t part, as weakness, and endeavored al- ways to stifle them as quick as possible. t sometimes found it pretty difficulty to effect this in my sober moments, but never failed to accomplish it by having recourse to my usu- al antidote, intoxication. With respect to religion and all its concerns, I had the most gloomy impressions. I viewed it as some thing well enough to ne possessed when men coine to die, but as utterly inconsistent with an the enjoyments and comforts of life. Christains appeared to me a race of gloomy, unhappy mortals ; and the breath of prayer, of my days be one unvaried scene of gloom and dullness. Such had been my life until I reached a- sometimes had a secret wish to no. 1 was barn, and not recollecting ever to have seen it administered, and knowing that there would i ' " i w not seen as yet moved with fear, prepared an ark to the saving of his house; by .the which he condemned the world, and became heir of the righteousness which is by faith." Heb. 11 : 7. During the sermon my atten- tion was fixed. I felt more than usually sol- emn. But at the close of the sermon, when the line was drawn between those who might not worthily partake, and I witnessed the move- .f. ' - , ment of those that were going forward, to the table, and saw among them some who m JJ-t ' ovenvheiminfr and i was forCed to say to my- self, " Just so it will be with me at the day j of iudnment ; friend S. and hundreds of oth ers that I was acquainted with here, will re- j f eiJfe ft,1 Sttlute' fWJ!!; ' "urit u,e KU,gU01" ireparcu ur juu, aw mu g.0 and dwell for ever with the Lord,, while I shall be left behind. Just as we are separated Suppose I should meet some of my forjner jolty companions, wimt wouw nry eoy ioscb ... I 4. ... 4 ,4tii- ctotn me coming atvay from the meeting crying? I should not know where to hide my head. These feelings must in some way or other, be suppressed, and the soonor the better." I accordingly determined to go and get part ly intoxicated, which I had always before found to be a speedy and effectual method of removing trouble. I went to a tavern and drank a gill of spirits. I shudder to think how I could thus peril my soul; yet still I found no abatement of my dreadful feelings. The judgment-day, with all its solemnities, was before mc. I still, in immagination saw the righteous receiving the plaudit, " Well done good and faithful servants," and risiner with their glorious Redeemer to a world of glory, while 1 was Iett behind to mingle my unavailing cries with those of devils and damned spirits, and to sink with them into everlasting night. In a little while, my guil ty soul, with all its crimes unpardoned, must stand, helplessand naked, in the presence of a justly offended God. Now, thought I, there is no time for trifling; I shall soon be in that awful hell I have so much dreaded. To stand out any longer, I plainly saw, would not an swer. Call on God I must, or be damned for ever. I forthwith left the house, and aimed for a piece of wood near at hand. I came to a convenient, spot, .where a tree had fallen, and kneeled by the side of it and endeavored to pray.: I cried to God in the best way I could for mercy and forgiveness, and to save my guilty soul from going down the pit. But although my misery was intol erable, and my feelings almost agonized, yet I could say but little more than " God be merciful to me, the chief of sinners." If I couldave wept, it would have been some relief; but the fountain of my tears was dried up. I returned, after a while, to my home, and, h course of the day, went several times to the same place for prayer ; but there was no alteration in my feelings, and not a tear could I shed. The night that followed was a sleepless one to me. The pains of hell seemed to get hold upon me, and the terrors of the Lord to distract me. Next day my ex ercises and feelings were very much the same. But the day following I experienced a little gleam of hope that there was yet forgiveness with God, through Christ, even for such a wretch as I. The thought of this so over whelmed my heart that the fountain of tears was now broken up, and my tongue unloosed for prayer. I continued by that log, praying and weeping, the greatest part of the dayit was almost drenched with my tears.and for se veral days afterwards it was never dry. I was enabled more and more to trust in the divine mercy, and to give myself up to Christ, de termining, if I must perish, that I would die at his feet, crying for mercy ; at the same time a secret whisper seemed to assure my heart, that there no soul was ever lost. He appeared to me a Savior just suited to my wretched, circumstances, as willing and able to save to the uttermost, all who come to God through him. Thus, by degrees, my painful and desponding feelings passed away, and light, and joy, and peace possessed my heart. Although I had been before an abandoned drunkard, yet it has now been more than five years since I met with this changef and I have had no more hankering after spirituous liquors than if I had never tasted them. I can truly say, I never knew what happiness was before; and if religion was followed by no blessed con sequences beyond the grave, yet the peace of mind it here administers, renders it worthy of the pursuit of every individual. It sways are ways of pleasantness, and it is profitable as well for the life thatnqw is, as for that which is to come. While our aged friend was going with his narrative, several of his pious neighbors had, one after another, stepped in, and when he had ended, we improved the occasion for a little season of social prayer. After which, the old man sung the annexed hymn, which he had committed to memory, and which so well corresponded with his own felings, and was sung with such heavenly pathos as to draw tears from every eye. - Nay, I cannot let time go, Tjll a blessing thou bestow ; Do not turn away thy face Mine's an urgent, pressing easq. Tliou didst once a wretch behold, In rebellion blindly bold, Scorn thy grace, thy power defy That poor lebel, Lord, was 1. Once a sinner, near despair, Sought thy mercy-scat by prayer j Mercy lie ard, and set him iree Lord, that mercy came to me. Many years have passed since Ihon, Many changes I have seen ; Yet have been upheld till now Who could hold mp up but thou I Thou hast lielp'd in every need, This emboldens me to plead ; After so much mercy past. Canst thou lev "c sink at last ? When these exercises were finished, I felt jefreshed, and my spiritual strength renewed, and could not help repeating, again and a gain, " It was good to be there." Reader, are you wandering from Christ, like John Be Long? Return : trust in his merits, and you also shall find mercy. Or is your own heart bleeding over the obduracy of some hopeless prodigal! Despair not of success. By your faithful labors and prayers he may yet be brought to bow at the Saviour's feet. There is mercy in Christ for "the chief of sinners." lames' Next Novel. We arc not posted up as to the title, but we commend the following, which we clip from the Boston Bee, as a very good commencement, if the scene be laid in America : The night was dark and stormy ; the keen norLh wind blew the falling snow violeptly upon the almost frozen forms of two young men who were traveling over Cambridge bridge ; not a word had passed between them for several minutes, when one of them turned quickly about? struck his companion on Ihe shoulder and paid: "Tom, jfive me n chav of tobacco!" I From tfic Boston Inkstand. Certificate for the Cure of JBro-Keu-Dowai 31 ere ha lit. HEAD THE DOCUMENTS. We have often tried, in our feeble way, to make the-people of this city un derstan'the benefits to be derived from giving publicity to their business, through the medium, of the Press. It will cure more bipkendown, week, sickly business men sjive more lives than were ever saved br all the medicines ever sold tak ing the certificates of doctors and drug gists fcr true ; but read the docu ments : HEAR, THE TESTIMONY, In the year 1840 I started business in the city of Boston with a cash capital of 5000, and. a good fair credit.' I hired me a good store at a moderate rent, and applied myself industriously to my business. In 1842 1 took an ac count of stock, and found that I was S3000 worse off than when I began more than half of my capital had been sunk in expenses and bad debts. This rather discouraged me, but as it was the first year of my business, and I was but little known, I thought I would try it another ye.ar. My creditors and friends recommended that I join a church or an engine company both of which I did ; and in 1843 I again took an acconut of my affairs, and found that if I could stop all my expenses, and sell my stock out at the marked prices, I should lack just 81500 of having money enough to pay my debts. . I had a note against one of the brothers in church for 200, which some said was good this would reduce my indebtedness that amount but he never paid it. To make a long story short, I failed burst up went to smash and all my friends hnd creditors pronouoced me a ruined man, and to make it sure, they turned me out of the church. In 18451 contrived to get a little amoney, with which I bought a few goods. I got some small bills and Cards printed, and sent them to every body I could think of the consequencewas, theybegan to come in and trade with me a little. I continued to push the Cards and Bills, and also to advertise in the newspapers, and cus tomers came in from all parts of the country. I soon had to enlarge my store, 'and I now do a bigger business than any man oa the street I keep up my adver tising, and my business keeps increasing. I have got 815,000 invested in good stocks, I own the house I live in, and it is worth 87,500 my goods are all paid for, as I bny(for cash and sell for cash and I havejpaid all my olddebts of 1843. This I attribute to your invaluable re medy to atfunhealthy business, of letting the public know what you are doing and what you want to do, through the press. If this certificate will be the means of saving one poor man situated as I was seven years ago, my object is accom plished. (Signed) C. SHARP, Jr. A miser of the old school such a miser " as we read of" died lately n Eng land, from gradual starvation. One of the habits of the old gentleman was to pick up and carry home everything of the slightest value which he found in his walks, such as pieces of coal, old brooms, etc. After his death, his house was found to be so completely filled with such warej that there was barely room for the entrance and lodging of a single person. The following is an inventory of his effects : " One and a half tons of coals, (although it is well ascertained he had only bought one ton for twenty years,) a cart-load of sticks, a quantity of gate posts, a pair of barrows, several plough shares, a cart-wheel, sundry posts and rails, a guide-post, a quantity of children's wearing apparel, a bushel and a-half of partly-burnt candles, fifty half-worn brooms, a number of spades and shovels, a quantity of linen, principally belonging to children, a largo number of tops, balls and marbles, which nearly filled a bushel measure; many stones weight of staples, hasps, nails, crooks, etc.; one sackful of cowtics and halters, eighteen farmer's whips, eighteen plough hames, a large number of rakes and forks, etc. The amount of 650 in sovereigns, spade guineas, together with 7s. pieces, was found in different parts of the house." Frozen Pofaloes. It is 3tated that if potatoes, when in a frozen state, are dropped one by one into boiling water, and cooked, the.taste or the quality will be uninjured by the freezing. In Chaptal's Choraistry, it is recom mended to sprinkle the frozen potatoes with slacked lime, so as to absorb the excess of moisture whioh forms beneath the skin when the tuber begins to thaw, and whioh would otherwise occasion speedy decomposition. Wo presume that dry ashes would answer the same purpose, and dry Plaster of Paris would be better still. As many potatoes in cellars and pits the late severe foregoing hints some housekeep- liave been frozen by weather, perhaps the may prove valuable to crs. Everything has its ludricrous point of view, and funny incidents occur even on suchrar occasions as funerals. A certain Blue Beard of this kttitude, overcome by his sensibilities, fainted at the grave of his fourth spouse. What shall we do with him! naked a p--plexeJ friend ot his. 'Let hun ii.. a waggish by-stander, 4 he'll soon re-wife P Fool Rot in Sheep I would suggest a simple and yet sure and efficient preventative and remedy for the foot rot. The treatment is as follows; As th farmers tags his sheep and turns them out in the spring, lot him pair their hoofs as thin aa possible, without producing blood; let them re main "n their pons till thoir hood IwvaWnme hard and callous, so as to render them unsus ceptible to the influence of pebbles, stubs, &c, and for this a day of two .will be sufficient. The hoofs will thus grow outsoundand heal thy. If farmers will go through with this process with their sheep each spring, we guarrantee that they which have been thus treated, will not be troubled with the foot rot, no matter how much they may be exposed. Bost. Cult. Wrestling with the Lord. Josey Dobson was a fisherman, and a great wrestler, his great boast was that he could throw any man 'his neck of woods.' Josey was not an educated man ; he took every thing literally and not Jigiirativety he despised all trope3 or figures of style. One occasiou, during the heat of sum mer Josey was in New Orleans pursuing his honorable calling, when the hot South ern sun proving rather too much for his iron constitution, he was taken with the yellow fever. In a little while our hero found himself in the Charity Hospital, emaciated .and shrunk up with disease, a mere shadow of what he had been. The doctor did all.hc could for him, and final ly told Josey that he must seek his peace with Heaven by calling in a preach er. Accordingly the preacher was senfc for, and like a good scrvaut of his mas ter, visted the poor man's bedside. "Now," says the good man, "you must prepare for death ; there is no hope of your living." " But I don't know how," said the dying man. " You must wrestle with the Lord," replied the preacher, " wrestle with himr wrestle night and day as did Jacob of old." , " What rastle with the Lord," said the assonished Josev, looking down to his emaciated limbs, " rastle with the poor shrunken limbs Why, he u trp me into hell the first pass !" Indian marriage Promise. A yonng Indian, falling in his inten tions to a young squaw, she made com plaints to an old chief, who appointed a hearing or trial. The lady laid her case before the judge, and explained the na ture of the promise made her. It con sisted of sundry visits to her wigwam, many little, unuefinable attentions, presents, a bunch of feathers, and several yards of red flannel. Thi3 was' the charge. The faithless swain denied the unde finable attentions' in toto. He had vis ited her father's wigwam for the purpose of passing away time, when it was not convenient to hunt ; and had given the feathers and flannels from friendly motive--, and nothing further. During the latter part of the defence, the young squaw fainted. The plea was considered invalid, and the offender was sentenced to give the lady " A yellow feather, a brooch that was dangling from his nose and a dozen coon skins." The sentence was no sooner concluded than the squaw sprang upon her feet, and clapping her hands, exclaimed with joy "Nowmc be ready for another sweet heart. This is a dangerous period of the year for bad colds people should be careful Mrs. Partington says she has got a romantic affection in her shoulders, the neurology in her head, and the embargo in the region of the jucular veins, all from opening the window, to throw a bottle at some beligerent cats on the shed. A married lady, who was in the habit of spending most of her time in the society of her neighbors, happened one day to be sudenly taken ill, and sent her husband in gnat haste for a physioian. The husband ran a short distance, but soon returned, exclaiming Mjr dear, where shall I find you when I get back! Wages in the United States. From tho census table it appears that tho average of daily wages in the whole United States is in wrought iron works, $0 07 ; in cotton factories, male, 80 65, feina e, SO 44. In Massachusetts the average 13 81 01, 81 27, SO 52, SO 88, SO 54j re spectively. Cotton labor there is paid belter than anywhere c in the Uui?n If i 3