i !,- jfCifr f;.: i& taJfifiq il'i.i 1: au Adud fjhr.ui , THE' WHOLE ART OF" GOVERNMENT CONSISTS' IN-TIIE ART OF BEING IIONEST.-lJEFFERSON. r VOL. 12'.-. - . a ' . STJROUDSBUKG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 15, 1852. . No 15. A published Iy Theodore Scliocli. TERMS Two dollars pOr dnnhuni In advance Two dollars and a quarter, halfyc.iTly and if not paid be lore Jthe end or the VcjiV, Two dollars and a half. Those who receive their papers by a carrier or stage drivers -employed ;by the proprietor, will be charged ,37 1-2 cents, perycar, extra. No papers ditcontiimed until all arre.-lrngcs'are palu, except at the option of Hie Editor.. . Uy Advertisements not exceeding one square (six teen lines) will be infcctied thre,e weeks for one dollar, and twenty-five cents for eveiy .subsequent insertion. The Charge for one and three insertions the same. A liberal discount made to yearly advertisers. Ip All letters addressed to the Editor must be post paid JOB PR T'l'rf G, " 'v Ilavinff a general assortment df larfrc, elegant, plain and ornamepuil Tj-pe.weitp; pr,ep':irp'd v to execute ever' description of v Cards, Circulars, Hill Heads, Notes, Blank Receipts, Justices, Legal-and'' oilier Ulfciilts, Plmmphlets. &., pnnted with neatneso latyl despatch, on, reasonable AT THE OFFICE OF Tli:E Jcffcrsoui;tn Republic;iS3. TEie Fli'slit, o$ Tansc. Restless Time! who ne'er abidest Driver! who life's-chariot guidest. O'er dark hills and vales thatmile Let me, let me breathe awhile : . . r. Whither dost thou hasten? say J ? f Driver! but an instant stav! What viewless distance thou, ,.i Still untired, hast travel'd now ! ; Never tarrying rest unheeding Over thorns and roses speeding, . Through lone places unforseen ClifTandvast abyss between. Five and twenty years thou'st passed, Thundering on uncheck'd, andt&st; And, though tempests burst around, ; Stall nor stay thy coursers, found.: I am dizzy faint opprcss'd . ... Driver! for one moment rest5! . .0 11. . . ' I.. r ' . t Swifter than the lightning flies, All things' vanish from my eyes; All that rise so bright v o'crme,. ,! . Like pale mist-wreathes fade before me:;" Every spot my glance can find, - ' Thy impatience leaves behind. 1 . -til -ii . ' Yesterday, thy wild steeds flew i s " or1 O'er a 6pot where roses .grew T These I sought to gather blindly ' t... .i i t -i I::' ji.... ' jjui iiiuu jiurrjtjbi on unixinuiy, .. Fairest buds I -trampled, 'rh,. if -j And but grasp'd the naked thorn!, Ti -J1 t Driver ! turn thee qnic.kly back On the self-same beaten track ! I of late, so much neglected, Lost forgot contemn'd rejected . That I still each scene would trace i ; Slacken thy bewild'xing pace I t l)ost tliou thusimpetucu'drivc, " That thou sponerhiay'st arrive - ' Safe within the liaJlow'd-fences - . f Where delight, where rest commences I- Where then dost respite crave 1 All make an answer, " At the grave !" A True Story. Col. C. of Mansfield',' Ohio, "was lawyer and merchant of that place some twenty-five years v J - A ble and high minded irf all his transactions in life. He purchased goods at-Pittsburg, and had occasion to repair, to .that place, ut-n cer tain time', and forir over 'aM buy more foods. ! rk u' -1 ; n -i .Thjjh- ' v. ! On his -arrival at P. he cdldd'his creditors together, and Itolc I them he .would not be able to pay them but fifty cente on Uhe dollar, and ; it fhpir urniim nrnorit of t hit- nrnnrtinn tip - ir. : I was ready to do it; , if not, thqy .might dispose . of him as they pleased. They would not ac- cept of his olfer, but had him immediately ar- of a host of negro slaves, and thought it ' monwealtb, if properly guarded, are adequate rested and Dut in Drison. On arfivinn- at the possible to obtain from them information ' ly sufficient for both objects the payment of rested and nut in Drison. On arrivinir at the , jail he foundthree hearty .looking men, who of lhe unknown parts of the African Con-; the debt and the completion of the public im ivpro ,.fifrta fnr Vol Rittinr nn ti.pir hWbs tinent. Ho soon discovered thatthc Ma- , provementsI again and earnestly, press on or stools, in rather a desponding tiilude. I " Well,". .said the, jCol. J.o,thc; one nearest him, "what are you liiere'forV'v "For debt, sir," replied the prisoner. "How much is'itT' asked CoL C. "Three or four dollars," was the rep)'. (The Sheriff being present,) "liow much is it Mr.; Sheriff?" ' ' ? ; "Four dollars and seventy-five cents."' "Well," said; 'the Cpl. )'here is the. money, but don't let-me catch you here again for that amount." u The JCol. addressing- the'next one, " Well, sir, what are you he'r.e for i" "For debt, sir." ... "How much is it 1" , "Twenty:fi.ve d.ollars 'ormore." "Yes," said the Sheriff,-" twenty-five dol lars and seven ty-five." "Well," said the Col. " here'iVthenoney, and now, -clear yourself, "and do not- let me 6ee-youhere again." jk The Col. put the same question to the third, one, and .paid twenty-five dollars for his lib-' eration. "I have nowj" eaid the Col. 'vacated the, coop, and am copk of the walk. No,v, Mr. Sheriff, Jock me in, and go and engage, me a good, trusty servant, man, at a good price. I've got the money to pay him and you also, for pour trouble, .and one with, whom you can entrujtdhe keysf theiprison.",.,, "Veryi Vell;saldthe'- Sheriff; " I will. do, o.,fT .Accordihgly.itiieiihan appeared with the key ofthe prison in himband. "Well," said the Gol. uyou have come, I suppose, to work- for mc while I remain in this solitary abode of justice!" "Yes, sir," was the reply. " Now," said Col. get all the help you want, to renovate this room by washing, whitewashing, &c, and in the meantime, purchase one table, six chairs, one bedstead and bedding, one washbowl stand, a two gal- Ion jug of the best brandy in the city, one loaf of sugar, pitcher, tumblers, decanters, and all that is convenient and comfortable for a gentleman to keep house with, and put them in as soon as the room is cleaned," and' the Col. furnished the necessary funds. All these. requisitions being complied with, his hired tranquility. The citizens of the State, aside man was employed from day to day, in at- j from other sources of contentment, have at tending to visiting, gentlemen, and also to ( last realized that a cause of disquiet, which seethe Col.xfurnished with all the luxuries i)as for the last twenty-five years oppressed of life, j them, is about to be removed. A beginning Gentlemen and ladies, and creditors, came j l,as been made in the practical liquidation of to visit the Colonel; the latter were surprised 1 the public debt, to sec the expense incurred in fitting up a 1 On the 1st of Dec. 18-18, the amount room, and furnishing it with such costly fur-j ofthe public debt -was 640,842,379 31 niturc, - j On the 1st of Dec. 1S51, the amount "Well," said the Col. to his creditors, "I was raised to live decently and comfortably, and when you had me conveyed to this horn- been effected a reduction of upwards of seven system, to create professional teachers. The ble place of justice, I found it in a filthy, un-' hundred thousand dollars of indebtedness, ability to impart knowledge to others, partic comfortable condition, and I was determined without impairing the efficiency of the public ! ularly to young minds, is to be obtained only to make it more comfortable during my stay 1 works or retarding any plans of practical be- J after long and patient study, assisted by all in this unholy abode. And further said Col. ! neficence, such as the Legislature, according ' the facilities which science and learning can C. call on me to-morrow at 3 P. M. and dine t0 a policy of wise economy, have thought' afford. The future greatness and happiness with me on fine roast turkey, and although ! my conveniences to entertain gentlemen are not very good, as I am confied to this room alone, I will endeavor to make you as com- fortable as circumstances will permit." j "Very well," said his creditors, "we will ....... I dine with you on the morrow. At dinner, Col. O. s creditors said they did ( not feel disposed to keep him in prison; if he ; could not pay but fifty cents on the dollar, ; they would take it and give him a discharge. ! "xui, saiu uie oj. -i nave incurreu some necessary expenses that must beducted out ot While there can be no precipitated cancella- j vauc and iraportancc to this great interest, it that fifty cents." j tlon of public securities, such as would de- ia jloped wH1 meet favoraWo action at your "What aw they?" asked one of his credi- range and disturb our monetary relations hand& These exhibitions should be repea tors neither can there be, under the present law, , ed in other parts of lhe State and cherished as "One hundred and five dollars and fifty -any such accumulation of stocks in the hands? thc bcst means of diffusing a practical and ouiu w,. v. ic nuuiaiiuM ui iiu co- prisoners, which 1 conceived to be an act ol . the application of the fund, under any acci charity and humanity; and then again pay ! dental emergency, to other purposes than expenses of fitting up the prison room, a duty tbat for wich it is set apart. Pledged to the I owed to myself, treating friends,, hired help, J payment ofthe public debt, it must be sacred &c. and six days imprisonment at $3 per day ly regarded. The creation of the fund, and will amount to all $181, and I will pay the j the adoption ofthe system of making no loans balance after deducting this." j uniess provision for their liquidation be made "Very well," said his creditors, "we will ' jn the laws authorizing them, have already do it. We do not want to see you absent from your family for the paltry sum of $4,000, when you say honestly, you are unable to ; pay the whole." "Very- well' said the Col. "I have told you : what I would do, and I will do nothing else. Let us make out an estimate of the amount j you are to have." All being done, Goh C. purchased:a lot-of . goods, and returned again to his residence ni Mansfield, Ohio. ' ' ' ' ; , - . , A vVciscieriE'I T;ti. i i year or two since! some Frencli-tray- ,.! clers in Africa reported the existence of I "6" "u taua Cusielinan, the explc . , . Lately, Count tr of South Af-1 i f-"n rrVO Till! r fl! Societ of Pari the resultof some j pcrS0Dal inquiries afc L,ahiaj SQQm ! x . i. v x 1 : , lu H1 co.oiiii- oi truth to the former report. The count buiq he found himself there m the midst P0SS1 mmedan natives of Soudan were much farther advanced in mind than the idol atrous inhabitants of the coast. Sev- oral blacks related to him that they had . n , ,. . fi ., - .:.!, , , ,. .... . . . J .. t Branch Canal ought to be finished without taken part m espeditionstmainst a nation . , , . r ... ii l v vr i ii -i wi : further delay. Its completion would insure called raara 2siams, who had tails. I hey J , m traced their route, on which thay encoun-1 "greased revenue to the Treasury, and would tered tigers, giraffes, e ephants ad wild j be a siinPlc act of JU6tlce t0 a lar&c PortIon camels. Kine days were consumed in ' of the people interrested in its construction, traversing an iuimenoe forest. TheyJ The propriety of calling upon the National reached at length a numerous people of Government for a portion of public. lands in the same complexion and frame as them- ajd 0f the several great lines of railway com sclves,but with tails from ten to fifteen muniCalion within our borders, is again sug incb.es in length. This organ of excrcs- ted and u d on yoUr,favorableconsid cence they described as smooth and mo- j eral;on tiouless. The LToussas massacred the! greater part of the tribe ; among the I To l,,e existing arfd completed Internal bodies were some females with the same jlmprovemcnts of the State, or rather to the appendage. 13oth sexes were entirely ! mode oftheir administration, I invite special naked. Some lived in straw hovels; but ' attention. There is in' it some radical defects the greater part lived in caves. The f which need reformation. It is wantlncr in only article of furniture seen among them j proper cljecks antl hc enforcement of proper was a wooden bench, pierced with a hole j respousibiIitVj to sccure which it isrespect for the accommodation of the tiul. L ,, .1 T -i. . i A GREAT HEAD. "Did you ever 3rnow such a mechanical genius as my sou ?" said an old lady. He has lhade a fiddle all out of his own head, and he has wood enough for anoth er. A miserly old farmer who bad lost one of his best hands, in the midst of hay making, remarked to the sexton, as he was1 filling up the poor fellow's grave, 'It's a sad thing to lose a. good mower, at a time like this but,,after allj poor Tom was a great. cater,'' f . ' . ' : Covernor's Message. 7To the Honorable the Senators and Members of the House of Representatives of the General Assembly : Fellow-Citizens: In the abundance of our harvests; the universal health ofour people, and the maintenance of peace, and individual 1 and social prosperity, are to be found new j motives of gratitude to the Father of Mercies, j who holds our destinies in his hands. That j grateful homage, the acknowledgement of our dependence on his Almighty Will, it be- becomes us most cheerfully to render. Jcver, in the history of the Comwonwealth, has there been a period of more prosperous of the public debt was . $'40,114,230 39 Thus within the last three years, there has proper to authorize. I do not hesitate to attribute this important result to the successful operation o the effi- cient and real sinking fund system, establish- eU by the act of the 10th April, A. D. 1849- The detailed transactions of the commission- ers of the fund will appear in their report, to be submitted to the Legislature. This system, copied in its leading features from that which was established in the early years 0f our history, for the extinguishment 0t Hie national debt, lias worked admirably. oi uie commissioners as io tempi or permit exercised a moral influence on public policy. Like the protective system in national le- gelation, though by another process, they prevent the Representatives of the people from headlessly incurring new debts; they raake the payment of the public debt a part 0f thc fixed policy ofthe State, which no one wjjl be willing to disavow or disturb ; they interfere with no extension of public improve-J ments 0r expenditures for beneficent purposes., r . ,. .. c , '. l he first application of surplus revenue is to pay a portion of the Slate debt, the next to cxtcnd and raaintain ch objects of Public improvement as will when completed, increase actual revenue and dihuse the greatest good, To maintain that system of financial policy, n1iiyJi tirie? 4f itc r-vliir-f iVn rTrn 1 nnr. tain extinguishment of the public debt, is as ft car - " , d - f ,h GeneraI Assembly. Believing that the revenues of the Com- the attention ofthe Legislature the cfaims of that great section of State lying on. the North "Rrnnr-li nf tlir Susnnnlinnnn . Tllf iVnrl.Il IUliy urgeu upon uiu jygismiuru 10 nmu.u such cliangc as will authorise .the election of one Canal Commissioner by the people for a term of three years, to-whom shall be en trusted the whole supervision of the system, and the selection by the Legislature of an' Engineer, to serve for a similar term, to whom shall be committed the duty of making the necessary examination and ostimatcs of the propriety and cost of construction and repair of the public works. That a commissioner, or agent for payments shall .be selected' by the Internal Improvement Jjammis8ioners,.lo be charged with the disbursement of the pub-! lie funds annually appropriated to these pur poses. Officers thus selected, owino- their appointment to different powers in the Gov ernment, would, from the fact and the nature of their duties, act as checks upon each oth cr, bring responsibility directly to each de purunem oi me system, anu secure a more active and energetic discharge of duty. It cannot be doubted that the revenues de rived from, the public works ought to be very j greatly increased. These improvementsshould now bring a clear revenue to the Treasury. In other States, canals and railways have rarely failed to become sources of such reve- nue within twenty years from the period of their construction, while with us, from caus es heretofore suggested for legislative action, and still within legislative control, thejjgsult has been widely different. Our system of public education is far from that perfection which is desirable. The de fect appears to arise from insufficiency of funds, and the want of proper teachers. It is manifest that competent persons, In sufficient numbers to supply the demand for their ser- . vices, cannot be had, unless some practicable ; plan is adopted;aspart of the Common School of the country depend so much upon the en lightenmentofthe public mind, that the states- j man and patriot cannot devote his time, en ergies, and talents, to a more worthy object than its attainment. The recent agricultural exhibition was so o numerously attended, and so creditable to our people, in the display of works of skill and home industry, as well as of agricultural im- ' plements and stock, that I am convinced great public good must result from it. The urgent requests of a former message, believed to be of i c;nr.t;r, i.,i0,io.Q np,m.,ifn tablishnient of a State Society for Western Pennsylvania, would be highly advantageous to the people of that portion, deprived as they are, by the difficulty of transportation, of a full participation in the benefits of the pres ent society. Contracts have been made for the publica tion of the Colonial Records, and of the maps and other documents Connected with the Ge ological Survey of the State. An interesting report from the gentlemen charged with the arrangement, for publication, of the Pennsyl vania Archieves, accompanies this message. I invite to it and to their important and in teresting papers your favorable action. The supervision of the publication of these papers should be entrusted to the gentleman who has arranged them. The labor performed has greatly exceeded the amount contempla ted by the Legislature, and hence demands additional compensation. The Insane Asylum, as well as the other charitable institutions in which the State is directly interested, arc in a prosperous condi tion. The kindly regards of the Assembly are solicited for these institutions. It is a pleasant reflection now, and will be a greatful reminiscence hereafter that in the promotion of all these interests, the Ad min'stration of public affairs, while under my control, has faithfully and to some extent, effectually directed its labor3. It is to be regretted that more was not accompVshed ; but it is still encouraging to know that so much of practical good has been done. In tlio enactment of the revenue laws of the .National Government, much injury has resulted to many of the industrial interests of this State. Their alteration in such a manner as wjll protect those interests, all must earnestly desire, I have, on former oc casions, most fully expressed my views on this'subject, and have urged upon lheLegis-j lature th propriety of such action as would influence favorably the National Congress'. 1 The great manufacturing, miniii and agr miitnrnl infoi-ottj nf Pnnnsvlvnn'n rrrmirn . ., , . , , r.i . I ami uemauu a uuungu ui uiu iiteuni. nyeicui of tariff laws. The ill success attending for-, mer efiorls, furnishes no excuse fpr any o mission again to call attention to the sub. ject. In the confederacy of States, we hold an important posit.on. Pennsylvania-, "from the numbers of her population, and their ac- knowledged patriotism, has a right to de-, , , , , : 1 ,, , 1 ' ipand for h r industry that kindly legislation which it deserves and should recem It is not the port of a highminded reop'e to make bargains for the security oftheir rights, and it is" equally unbecoming, tamely to submit to oppression and wrong. A firm and manly demand for a change of the policy which is rapidly impoverishing a portion of our citi zens, retarding the growth ofthe State, and preventing the development of ita mineral resources, would have an crforl of sex-tiring from our iNatioiial Government, such mcdifi cations of its laws, as would protect", Ameri can labor against the ruinous competition fit- meets, in our markets, from the labor of; ioreign countries. It is most sincerely to be hoped, that the present Assembly will determiue, in its action on this subject, to be faHiful to Penn sylvania. A communication from Mie Inspector of the Western Penitentiary has been laid be fore me. Its statement shows that the num ber of finished cells is inadequate to the ac commodation of the convicts. To secure punishment by. separate confinement, it is proposed to finish another tier of cells already commenced. While concurring fully in the recommendation of ihe worthy Inspectors, I desire to call your early attention to. the letter hereto annexed. ily attention Iras been directed, by the occurrence of fearful accidents in the cities of our Commonwealth, to the necessity of paecautionary legislation -on the subject of the construction of private and public buil dings in crowded communities. I respectfjl ly ask your consideration of this matter. It is idle to say that a sense of individual self interest is a sufficient protection on this sub ject. All experience sho.vsit is not so; and thai in localites where ground is very valu able, space restricted, and competition for position active, everything is lost sight of but temporary advantage. The public is not roused to the sense of impending danger un til some frightful casuality, involving the loss of innocent human life, startles it from false security. Legislation in prevention of the recurrence of these casuaiities is earnest ly recommended. The laws in relation to small note issued by banks ot other btates have failed to real- iz2 the rest.lts intended by the Legislature. In many counties they are entirely disregar- TlIE Bexefit op Advei-tisixg. The Bos ded. In a former message reference was . -rn, , ,, , made to the evil consequences likely to result ton limes of says:" The gentle- to the morals of a community from open dis- man who advertised for a wife in the Times obedience to law. It is clear that the pres-1 about a fortnight since, called on usyesterday, ent law is not, and will not, be executed. : and said that through that advertisement he The circulating medium it proposes to banish! had been able to select one ofthe best women, should not be permuted to oxist among us in 1 and that he was the happiest of men. In ad its present condition. Authority to banks of dition he handed us a ten dollar gold piece, the Commonwealth to issue this denomina-! and insisted on our accepting it as it was a tionof money would speedily driva fiom present from his better half." circulation this depreciated curency, by the sutslitution of notes issued bv institutions under the control of the Legislature. In re lation to this subject, as well as to a system of free banking, based upon public securities, the recommendations of a former message are respectfully referred loyonr careful con sideration? I would refer you to" the Report of ihe Ca nal Commissioners for a detailed statement r . I 1 . I II- I. .1 : of the piocecds on the public works during the p.ist year, and to the Reporis ofthe Au ditor General, State Treasurer, Surveyor General, Superintendent of Common Schools, and Adjutant General, for information in re lation to the operations, and condition oftheir several departments during the same period. The following estimates of receipts and expenditures for the current year are duly submitted : ESTIMATED UECEIPTS. From Lands, 820,000 " Auction Commissions, 22,000 it (i u .( (( ( II II (I II II II Ii II II II II (I II II II II II II II II II CI II II .1 II Auction Duties, oO.OOO Tax on Bank Dividends, 220,000 " Corporation Stocks, 160,000 Real &. pers'al estate,!, 350,000 Licenses, Tavern, igu.uuu Retailers, 170,000 : 11 11 11 11 Pedlers, 2,000 Brokers, . 8,000 Theatre, Circus and Menagerie, 4,00U 11 .1 11 Distillery and Brewerv, 3,000 Billiard Rooms, &c. 3,000 Eating Houses, &c, S.000 Patent Medicines, 3,000 Pamphlet Laws, 500 Militia Fines, 9,000 Foreign Insurance Companies, 3,000 Tax on Writs, &c, 45,000 on offices. 18,000 Collateral Inheritance, 175,000 Canal and Railroad Tolls, 1,700,000 Canal Fines, 1,000 Tux on Enrolment of Laws, 5,000 Premium on Uharcrs, 20.0C0 Tax op loans, 140,000 Interest on Loans, 20,000 Sales of public property, 10,000, Tax on Tonnage, &c, 25,000 Dividends from Bridge Tolls, 500 Accrued Intfcrest, 2,000 Refunded Cash, 1.0,000 Escheats, 1,500 Fees of public officers, 4,000 Miscellaneous, 5,000 81,317.500 ESTIMATEII EXP.-.xriTUUF.S. Public woiks-snpervision & repair, .-!5UU,UUU Expenses of Government, 240,000 jlilitia LxpenSQS, 5,000 15,000 100,000 200,000 233,000 2,020,000 30,000 5,000 20,000 500 500 10,000 40.000 0,000 2.0Q0 1,000 8,000 5,000 45,000 2,500 5,000 350,000 . 10,000 Pensions and GiaUnties, Charilable fntitutiohs, Common School?, Coniaiissioners of Sinking Fund, Interest on Public debt, I 1, l.ii.n;l Domestic Creditors; Damage on Public Wurks, Special Commissions, State Library, Public Grounds and Buildings, I,',, House of Refugp, Nicholson Lands, Escheats, Geological Survey,' v Colon i.d Records, ' .itt. Abatement of State Tax, Relief Notes, , Counsel Foes, North Branch Gan'ul Miscellaneous, . ' . i.1 'a-r, i:!:A::' 4,253.500 : An aiCentUlcdi;''ATtV1t' tft 'grjtduate to .the- infftonKfti(llF -.UJlin4)tl'itiiQ-,N3. passed the lOthday of April, A D. 3835, expired, by its own limiliation, on the 10th day of December last. Its re-enactment would secure to many the advantages of its provisions, who, frou pecuniary inability, or other causes, have been unable to avail themselves of its provisions. It will devolve on the present Assembly to make an apportionment of the State, for the election of members of the House of Representatives of the United States. I feel confident the greatest care will be. ob seived, to give to every portion of the Commonwealth its just c'aims, and to make the arrangement of the Congressional Dis tricts strictly conformable to those consi derations of population and locality which should apply to them. And now, gentlemen of the General As sembly as this is the last occasion upon which I shall formally by message, address you, I beg to present to you, at parting, assurances of my highest esteem and re gard., War. P. Jousstos-. Executive Chamber, 7 Harrisburg, January 5, 1852. 3 - 0i7"A stove has been invented for the comfort of travellers. It is put under the feet, and a mustard plaster upon the top of the head' which draws the heat through the whole system ! John,' said a pedagogue the other day, ' what's detained you !' 4 Well, sir, I had , hot soup for dinner, and had to wait for it to cool.' Take your seat, your excuse i3 suf ficient' The man who had to lower hi3 shirt collar to pass under Wheeling bridge arrived in ; Cincinnati last week. He was laboriner un ' der a slight attack ofrnllrtru morbus Diet aisd Liberty. There is no writer that says more pointed or piquant things than Mrs. Swiss helm. Her views on revolutions are somewhat different from those of many able and. distinguished individuals, bufc are certainly ongnal. She says that tho t reason one nation conquers another, is not - owing to the Jvind of arms they use, but the kind of food. In her opinion, meat will triumph over cabbage. So long as cattle and Hindoos feed on cauliflowers, so long will bull-dogs triumph over the one and the Tartars over the other. When Ireland frees herself from England, it will be when Ireland swaps off her po tatoes and takes to pork To expect freedom to come from buttermilk, is as absurd as to look for ballot boxes in Rus sia. Advice to Girls. Dr. Beeswax, in his admirable- "Essay on Domestic Economy," talks to the. young ladies after this fashion : "Girls, do you want to get married and do you want good husbauds 1 If so, cease to act like fools. Don't take pride in saying you never did housework ney; er cooked a paii of chickens never made "a " bed, and so on. Don't turn up your pretty noses at honest industry-ncv-er tell your friends that you are not ob liged to work. When you go a shopping, never take your mothor with you to car ry the bundle. Don't be afraid to be seen in the kitchen cooking a steak or over the wash tub cleansing the family duds." UmiMc to Decide. Parker's Journal says that one of the editor's interesting female friends stwoko one night just about the witching time, and in a state ofdreadfnl doubt and anx iety, informed her alarmed sistec-that she did not know whether she was going to die, or only wanted to take a walk. This re minds us of a very uninteresting old maid we once saw, who during a religious revi val was induced to go forward to be pray ed for. One of the ministers asked her if she felt herself under the influence of the Holy Spirit. Placing her hand on her stomach, she replied, 11 1 feel sorae tbing herc, but '. I 'don't know whether it is wind or religion." A few weeks ago, a-youth of six.te.en arrived in this city to prosecute his stud ies Avith a view to professional life. He came from a distant State, and was to re main here for some years. A week or two after his arrival he was seized- with a paralysis in both legs, which advanced upward till nearly the lower half of his body was benumbed and apparently life less. The most distinguished physicians in New York attended the case, but no relief teing afforded, the unfortunate 3routh bas bean taken on his way home, and there is but little hope of his recovrj. The cause of bis disease 13 stated by the physicians to "be tolacco-cheiringVL hab it which he early-aefuireif,-anu-persisted in tp tbetinie oflu$ attoir4fl HMo 4" 1 1.?