THE WHOLE ART OF GOVERNMENT CONSISTS IN THE ART OF BEING HONEST. JEFFERSON. VOL. 12. STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 30, 1S5L No 5, I'uMishctl by Theodore Scliooh. TERMS Two dollars per annnum in advance Tw o dollars and a Quarter, halfvearlv and if not paid co lore the end of the year, Tivo dollars and a half. Those e.nployed by the proprietor, -will be charged 37 1-2 cents, per year, cxtta. No papers ditconlinued until all arrearages are paid, except at the option of the Editor. HZ? Advertisements not exceeding one square (six teen lines) will be inserted three weeks for one dollar, and twenty-five cents for every subsequent insertion. The Charge for one and three insertions the same. A. liberal discount made to yearly advertisers. . ID All letters addressed to the Etiitor must be post paid. JOB PRINTING. Having a general assortment of large, elegant, plain and ornamental Type, w e arc prepared to execute every description of Cards, Circulars, Dill Heads, Notes, Blank Receipts. Justices, Legal and other Blanks, Phamphlcts, &c, printed with neatness and despatch, on reasonable terms, AT THE OFFICE OF TITE .UcC fersottKtii Republican. Wimt is a Year. What is a year . 'Tis but a wave On life's dark rolling stream, Which is so quickly gone that we - Account it but a dream. ""Tis but a single earnest throb Of Time's old iron heart, Which tireless now and strong as .when It first with life did start What is a year I 'Tis but a turn Of Time's old brazen wheel; Or but a page upon the book Which death must shortly seal. , . 'Tis but a step upon the road . , Which we must travel o'er, A few more steps and we shall walk Life'a weary road no more. What is a year . 'Tis but a breath From Time's old nostrils blown. "' As rushing onward o'er the earth, We hear his weary moan. 'Tis like the bubble on the wave, Or dew upon the lawn, As transient as the mist of morn Beneath the summer sun. Jr. ! What is a year ? 'Tis but a type Of life's oft changing scene. Youth's happy morn comes gaily on With hills and valleys green. Nest, Summer's prime succeeds the Spring, Then Autumn with a tear, Then comes old Winter Death, and all Must find their level here. History of the Cook of I?Ior:o. As the Boole of Mormon or Golden Bible (as it was originally called), has excited much attention, and is deemed by a certain new eect of equal authority with the sacred Scrip tures, I think it a duty which I owe to the public to state what I'know touching its ori gin. Solomen Spaulding to whom I was united in marriage in early life was a graduate of Dartmouth College, and was dis tinguished for a lively immagination and a great fondness for history. At the time of our marriage he .resided in Cherry Valley, New York. From this place we removed to New Salem, Ashtabula county Ohio, some times called Conneaut, as it is situated on Conncaut Creek. Shortly after our removal to this place his health sunk and he was laid aside from active labors. In the town of New Salem there arc numerous mounds and forts supposed by many to be the dilapidated dwel lings and fortifications of a race now extinct. These ancient relics arrest the attention of 1 the new Eettlers, and become objects of search ; for the curious. Numerous implements were j found and other articles evincing great skill in the arts. Mr. Spaulding being an educa- ted man and passionately fond of history j tank lirolv intm-Pst in these developments , . oi antiquity ; ana in oraer 10 ueguiie me nours of retirement and furnish employment for his immagination, he conceived the idea of giving an historical sketch of this long lost race, Their extreme antiquity led him to write in the most ancient style, and as the Old Testa ment is the most ancient 'book in the world, he imitated its style as nearly as possible. His sole object in writing this imaginary his tory was to amuse himself and his neighbors. This was about the year 1812. Hull's sur render at Detroit occurred near the same time, and I recollect the date well from circum stance. As he progessed in his narrative his neighbors would come in occasionally to hear portions read, and a great interest in the work was excited among them. It claimed to have been written by one of the lost nation, and to have been recovered from the earth, and as sumed the title of " Manuscript Fund." The neighbors would often .inquire, how Mr. Spaulding progressed in deciphering the manuscript; and when he had a" sufficient portion prepared he would inform them and they would assemble to hear it read. He was- enabled, from his acquaintance with the clas eicB and ancient history, to introduce many singular-names which were particularly no ticed by the people, and could be easily re cognized by them. Mr. Solomon Spaulding had a brother, Mr. John Spaulding residing in the place at the time who was perfectly familiar with the .work, and repeatedly heard the -whole of it read. From -New Salem, we removed to 'Pittsburg, in Pennsylvania. Here Mr. Spaulding found a friend and acquaintance' in the person of Mr. Patterson, an editor of a newspaper. He exhibited his manuscript to Mr. Patterson who wad much pleased with it, and borrowed it for perusal. He retained it for a long time, and informed Mr. Spaulding that if he would make out a title page and preface he would publish it, and it might be a source of profit. This Mr. Spaulding refused to do. Sidney Rigdom, who has figured so largely in the history of the Mormons was at that time connected with the printing office, of Mr. Patterson as is well known in that re gion, and as Rigdom himself has frequently stated, became acquainted with Mr. Spaul- aing s manuscript, and copied it. it was a matter of notoriety and interest to all connec ted with the printing establishment. At leno-tb t.lin mn misprint, wns rotnrnnd tn its mi. thor and soon after we removed to Amity, ttt-i a... p - t. ,- deceased m lelo. lhe manuscriDt then fell into my hands and was carefully preserv ed. It has frequently been examined by my I daughter, Mrs M'Kenstry, of Monson, Mas- . SachuSGttS. with whnm T rmur rnniAc nml Uv r-; i a a ! iii? T iuuw. ivvyi nil UUUft Ul .UU1 HlXJil came out a copy of it was taken to New Sa lem, the place of Mr. Spaulding's former res- ; l j .i i , : iu tusicoi uuu iiiaAt; must liiunuy, , Jdence, and the very place where the manu- , ... i but shut mu evps T am not nnlv thn nnlit - , . . , 'should, without hesitation, say Oregon. ,om smu my eyes, i am not only tne poiit senp lound was written. A woman preacher I , , , T , estman but the best electioneprer Yonnno-lit , , .i . . From what 1 heard at home, I expected to . esiman uuimeoeaieiectioneerer. louougnt appointed a meeting there, and in the mcet- t , . J,.t T ' to see me shakincr hands with the variations ing read and repeated copious CXtactS irom the book of Mormon. The historical part was immediately recog nized by the older inhabitants as the identi cal work of Mr. Spaulding, in which they had all beensodecnlv intnrpsfp! vp-irs hpfnrfi Mr. John Suauldinn- was nresent. nnrl runner. nised perfectly well the work of his brother. 1 . . " ' J . He was amazed and amicted that it should have been perverted to so wicked a purpose. His grief found vent in a flood of tears, and he arose on the spot and expressed to the mnnf,'!, I,!, ..nm -nj .U .1 , , , . . . . .... ungs or nis deceased orotner should De used;. for a purpose so vile and shocking. The ex- citement in New Salem became so ffre.it.thnt the inhabitants had a meeting, and deputed r di,;l.4 TT..-1U..4. r.t. - .... , : , - , tu fKjJair tu luia pjuui;, UIIU lO ODiain irom me - .. ... uie original manuscript oi air. GpauJdmg, lor .1 c : . i . i nr f) p in cniicri' TiiriT" niT'n mtn,r. . nHA i vent tneir fnencs Irom embraciny an nrrnr sn ! delusive. This was in the year 1534. Dr. 1 ir.,-it.t i,t,. ...;,u ! "U""ui uiuuih tv ll.ll null Ull lULrUUUCLIUn and request for the manuscript, which was signed by Messrs. Henry Lake, Aaron Wright ! and others, with all of whom I was acquain ted as they were my neighbors when I resi ded in New Salem. I am sure that nothing would grieve my husband more, were he liv ing, than the use which has been made of his work. The air of antiquity which was thrown about the composition doubtless suggested the idea of converting it to the purposes of delu sion. Thus an historical romance, with the addition of a few pious expressions, and ex- tracts from the sacred Scriptures, has been i constructed into a new Bible, and palmed off upon a company of poor deluded fanatics as ' Divine The Mormons ; or Latter Day ' Saints. i jav Falni ConseqitetEces of Folly An occurence, which harmenrrl nt. J young ladies' seminary in New York, is I mentioned in the Times of that city, which presents another proof of the fol v of in- dulging in the thoughtless practice of at- tempting to frighten others. Two of the , joung ladies in the institution were en- j fff tbe SCienCO OI anatoinj, 111 the course of , wh-ch oneoftnenjproceededtorelates ; rience she h former ac ired jn a ! disscctinff room. Jusl as ,he eon.rsnf:nil I reacued this point, the door of the room ' opened and another of the inmates of the seminary cnterea with slow and solemn ' tread, having a whitesheetwranned about u luiui, uuu iicx iau j u uereuiopeneci, whiteness, her let-black hair, eves, and , L ' , ? , brows presenting a contrast which gave i ixi kij 4.n i ,ri t: X I 1 J n tenance. The lady who was relating her experience, as already stated, is said to be mentally superior to any of her classmates, and noted for her strength of mind and freedom from nervousness and absurd sensibility. So sudden, however, was the approach of the figure, just at a moment when her mind was least prepa red for any thing associated with thoughts of the dead, that upon beholding the apparition she fell sensless to the floor and awoke to the scenes around her only to show lier anxious attendants that reas on -had fled and left sad tokens of tbe .mental -wrecks At last accounts no change was discoverable in the distres sing symptoms of the unfortunate girl, and there is little encouragement to liope that reason will ever resume its seat. This occurence, of course, has produced much distress, both in the seminary and it the families of the respective par ties. The Persimmon County Debating Club out in Indiana, are debating the question: Whieh ?s the nrntidest. a rirl with' her nrst Deau, or a woman wicu ner. mm Iabv? (- 1 Give IT2e a Friend. DV STACY G. POTTS. Give me a friend to love me A friend that I can love And let the storm around me blow,: The sky be dark above The breathing of that gentle heart. The light of that bright eye, Shall be to me a world of wealth, The rainbow of my sky. Oregon. We take the following from The Mihcau CC (Wis.) Sentinel: Portland, Oregon, Aug. 10, 1851 Messrs. Editors : Perhaps a few lines from a former subscriber and resident of Wis j consin may not be unacccPtable t0 J rea. 1 ders. . . 1 3 asked would be. Do vou like Ore?on T.-J l.i L n i:i... r than Wisconsin . This would be a difficult question for me to answer, prejudiced as I am in favor of the latter. It is hard to compare vo regions of country so totally different in , almost every respect. But, if I were asked in which country a farmer or mechanic could 1 ,i i. .1 4. t ., . . T , ., ims respect l can assure your readers tney would be disappointed. I do not think that any portion of America could compare with Wisconsin and Illinois in that respect; but ! we have here other advantages that far over - ! baIance that This is undeniably proved by j wonderful PPerity of the farmers gen alv. anr in(wd of -n ciasses of mGn ,vi10 are commonly industrious. The great advantage the Oregon farmer has is the lonff Summer and the short and mild Ie w:-. t t:. : r l lllll. All YY1CUUUSUI UIU WUUUr IS UUSV . . neuiiv uie wiiuit; suiiiniur 111 ruua.i iiiit lur inn - ' Tt ' : :K1 u 1 aauu ,a sw u,uu a" U SllUfl IUUL UUL 11LL1U i snc.h PreParation is necessary. In the Upper I Willamette Valley the crass continues rreen the whole year round. It is ofa remarkably fat- . - . " itennjr ana tv. This makes Ornimn t ,r I " " .. . Greatest stock-raisin"" country in the world ket, it is incomparable. Oregon Butter and Cfaeese haS already a name which lt weI1 de serves. In ramrt. to rrmin-arnu-inip. T will monlinn r. .i. :n i uuxi liiut mat win sounu siranjre 10 visconsm farmers. At the time when the sold was first discovered, farms, stores and work-shops were nearly totally deserted; all rushed for the" mines. The dry summer weather at length ! coming on, and "water becoming too scarce, ! they returned home to harvest the crops of wheat that were sown the' preceding season. Of course they would not plow and sow again, as they knew they could return to the rich disfjiincs with the commencement of the rains. i The wet season came on and to the mines went returnin honie as before in tte " They then found, as before, a fair crop ready for the -harvest, growing from the waste of the vear before, without one stroke crop ready lor the -harvest, growing from the! ivnstonft mvpnrhornrp wlflmtit nno ctmbo of labor having been applied. This was re - neated last season, making three crons from the same "round with but one nlantinrr. This, I can assure your readers, is the fact, and shows how little labor is required in Ore- imn fnr tlm nstpmnrp nnifn variety of soil and timber is offered to tj,c cil01cc 0f tne emigrant- those that prefer th(j v.0()dIand can hav it to the5r lieart,g con. I see from my desk at this moment, : , , ' uiuubaiius oi biraigiu, urn pines aim nrs tvv feet high, with scarcely a branch, To me the openings and prairi most inviting. Many of the praries contain but a few hundred acres, and are entirely sur- rounded by the forest; others are much lar-. ..i,,. ;nto,nnn,i ,;i, rr,, r ' trees anJ water.courses. in fact, I look upon 4. r r At rf them as a perfect farmers' paradise. Above , . , 1 i all their other advantages, I look upon their perfect healthfulness as the greatest of all. Jno. M. Brecic. Coiiimoit Employment. " What are you doing, Joe 1" said I " Oh ! nothing sir ;" was Joe's reply, "And you there, Tom, pray let me know" " I'm busy, sir ; I'm helping Joe" " Is nothing, then so hard to do, That thus it takes the time of two 1" "No," says the other with a smile, And grins and chuckles all the while ; " Cut we're such clever chaps, d'ye sec, Nothing's too hard for Joe and me." Antidote Against Powon.-hudreds of lives i might have be saved by a knowledge of thisj simple receipt. A large tcaspoonful of made ' mustard mixed in a Jtumbler of warm water j I and swollowed ns soon us nossible i it acts as an instant emetic, sufficiently powerful to re move all that is lodged in the stomach. A- x..- ... rr t. .i. . ii Kjougii in nurses. it is earn uiai. Email twigs ,of, cedar, chopped fine and. mixed 'withl their crain, -will oure a-cousrh.-tind that'-itfims-l beoa usd with complefo j6bS$& ' 5'fngoiiiT enter withont knocking; Afee off Am IGIeciioneeriisg Go an. One of the greatest electioneerers of the age is a Mr. Daniel R. Russell, a candidate for auditor in Mississippi. His mode of election eering is to deal with the "sovereigns" with the most blunt frankness, discarding every particle of blaneying humbug. The following sketch of a late speech delivered by him must have puzzled his opponent to reply to: Ladies and Gentlemen : 1 rise but there's no use of telling you that ; you know I am up as well as I do. I am a modest man very but I have never lost a picayune by it in my life. Being a scarce commodity a- mong candidates, I thought I would mention iUl U4 " UIU11 -vuu uevur WUU1U "ear : c-.- rn - ;e r ,i:,i.,' ii i it. Candidates are generally considered as nui sances, but they are not they are the poli- .,dr i,,'D ,i,i t, i n-i ui huy o iuui luimiv, n ml a liim iiiuj. ! Pecc Ior croPs' Mc" anu 1 am Uie P,Itest man there fs in the State' Dav.v Crockett says i uie P0llie" man ne ev er saw wnen ne asked ; a man to drink turned his back so that he ""a1" ullUK ai3 U1UU" Ub UB P-'- Deai ' lhat a11 hollow; 1 "ive a man a chance to drink ! twice if he wishes, for I not only turn around. I .:..!. .i:i. i. ..-i i i t i a 1 thn nnmn-bnndln finrl nnnHiilntn. tlin rrn;;- ; 1 r 1 ' i cut anu w,,e wale- 1 understand the bGlvlKa aim it any oi tue country ! candidates wish instruct"ns they must call , on me' I Fellow-citizens, I was born If I had'nt been I would'nt have been a candidate; but u goinff ieii 3'" wnere ; 'twas noc m t : .n i. . Mississippi, but 'twas on the right side of the , neSro line J ei inal s no compliment, as uie ' neSroes are mostly born on the same side. I I i- ..t., i- . .. ' started in the world as noor as a church mouse. yet I came honestly by my poverty, for I in - l:i . i tt . ' herited it ; and if I did start noor no mnn can say but that I have held mv own remarknhlv - J 1 well. Candidates generally tell you if you think Uie are qaned, tec. Now, I dont ask your j thnncrht'; Inchwrn'nc ! tnouS,lto 1 asv joar Oies. Why, there's nothing to think of, except to watch and see : ' awuiw' 1L uu aim Pul m,ne on- 1 am certain that I am competent, for who had ought to know belter than I do ! No- UUUJ" 1 ,vl" uuuw t,mL owa" 15 Ule DesiAU' i li,l.r T ...111 .. !.. O "!! . 1 ditor in the State that is, till I am elected; j "i' l-"- vw " " ay liar. nni..nnn :.' I f any thing more. Yet as an honest man, I u,u uuuuu lu luaL x uuutJve grievous S' tor Llde thin from m-y low-citizens; thcrefore 1 sa that mJ' Prit opinion, puoiiciy expressed, mat in rnaice uie oest Auditor ever in the United States. 'Tis not for honor I wish to be Auditor, for in my own county I was offered an office that was all honor Coroner which I respectful ly declined. The Auditor's office is worth some 5000 a year, and I am in for it like a ZVf ! r- T lhonnd oftac. To show my ! Leart 1 11 rnake ln,s to my 1 am sure of being elected, he rrnrif noec nf ' ' w "'J "i1- x ouiu ul uiuuiuu, Il Will lOSU , somcU,in b' the css; therefore I am ' wiilinS to divi equally with him, and make 1these two ofTers : I'" lake the salary, and he 1 ma' have t!,e Ilonor; or ,1C may have the , honor, and I'll take the salarw n tnc wa of honors I have received enougl satisfy me for life. I went out to Mexico, ' eat Pork and bca"s' slePt m tIlG rain and ,nuJ' I and swallowed every thing except live Mexi- ' If ordered to "go," I went; "charge,' I charged : " bro:ik for the nhnnnnml" vnn - o . - rr-, had better believe I beat a quarter nag in do ing my duty. My competitor, Swan, is a bird of golden PIutaSPj ,,as een swimming for the iaat luur ivia' U1U 'uluuorb ponu.atonuuu a year. I am for rotation. I want to rotate 11" him out, and to rotate myself in. There's plenty of room for him to swim outside of that pond ; therefore pop in your votes for me; I'll pop him out and pop myself in. I am for a divission of labor. Swan says he has to work all the time, with his nose down to the public grindstone. Four years must have ground it to a pint. Poor fellow ; the public ought not to insist on having the handle of his mug ground clear off. I have a large, fuil grown, and well-blown nose, red as a beet, and tougli as sole leather. I rush to the post of duty. I offer it up as a sacri fice. I clap it on the grindstone. Fellow citizens, grind awuvgrind till I holler cough, and that will be some time first, for I'd hang like grim death to a dead African. Time's most out. Well, I like to forgot to 4.11 T. "T..:l ' - fUr-t ?ou mY "a,,,L- Dan- Not a handsome name, for my parents were Poor Pe0Ple who livcd whcre tl,c h appropriated oil the nice names; therefore .1 r 1 . . I. J Ir.Tf r.rwl fill IMC "'"y iiuu to uik -.. o - round among us; but it's handsomens 1 am R. Russell. Remember, every . one of '.vnn. tlmt it's not Swan. . br; T nm silrp tn be elected; so one and all, . ,, . . ' I!, u'hpii vnn cnniH dowu, ip '4ckso, after t elt'cUp, at liiiAiiilifSr's office: the latch etnnsr fllwavs yotir things, and make yourself at home. Dan crawfished out of the stand, bobbing his head like a tip-up amid the checr3 for " Dan," " A D m Russell" and Young "Da vy Crockett." Varia6isss from CSisssuie in Or gaitic JLiie, Organic life assumes new characteris tics under new influences. The domestic animals of Europe were not found in this ( country on its discovery. They escaped from the Spaniards, and ran wild for cen ; turies. Inconsequence, new and striking f characteristics liavc been acquired in ac ! commodation to the novel circumstances. The wild hog strikingly resembles the wild boar of Europe. The hog of the mountains of Parasmus resembles the wild boar of France. Instead of bristles which the stock has from which he sprang, he lias a thick fur, often crisp, and sorac- j times an undercoat of wool. Changes in ! color bavo taken place, and the anatom ical stucture has altered. The ox has undergone similar changes; some in South America, called "pelones," having a clothing of fine fur: others with : a naked skin, like the Mexican or Guinea dog. In Columbia the practice of mil king cows was given up, and the secre tion of milk is confined to the period of sucking the calf. The wild dog of the pampas does not bark like the domestic dog, but howls like a wolf. The wild cat has lost the I ! sweet music of the caterwauling concert, j J The wild horse of the higher plains of i South America is covered with long sliag- ! gy tur ot a unilorm chesnut colon The a i he'ep of the centrai Cordilleras produces a thick, matted, woolly fleece, which breaks off in tufts, and never re-appears. i The goat has lost her large teats, and , produces two or three kids annually. Similar changes occur in geese and gal- S linaceous fowls, llumpless ones have ! Tg ec?udle vertebrae. i'Cats are frequent on White river without Cats are frequent on White river without tails. The fat-tailed sheep of Tartary lose their mass of fat on removal to Siberia, Tlio Afrif.nn slmpn lms hnc.nmp. Uku ?i rmnt. covered with hair. The Wallachian sheep are different still. The wild hores of Siberia have anatomical differences . from tame ones. It is a question among naturalists whether the dog and wolf be long to the same species, though it is re fered to one species. But between the?e ' I' !-. - the differences are immense, from the gigantic St. Bernard and the Newfound land to the little lap dog in a lady's arms. The cow, the domesticated fowls, and pigeon have put on infinite varieties of size, co or, and character. American. Scientific, To Care a Felon. Take one table spoonful of red lead, ana one taoie spoonrui ot uastue soap, 1 IT ft -.! mix them with as much weak Icy as will g fc throuh some 0f these forests, and make it soft enough to spread like a salve, thousan(iSofacres had been cleared as ef and apply it on the first appearance of the fectually as if tlie woodman's axe had felon, and it will cure it m ten or twelve , been bugy forycars. The prairies are so' uours- ; parched that the Buffalo ha3 deserted its - - - - ' 0jd iaunts auct the Indians are compelled ISiioracof &rcal Fbr&icai , tQ wandcr fartothc Korthforgaine. Many TT & ' "V1", xJ 'of the prairie tribes are in a starving con- IIow few men really believe that they ditiona'ndunless thegovernment furnishes sojourn on a whirling globe, and that thcm food aI1 the troops in the Union each day and year of life is measured by cannQt ke them from stcaling tbe cat its revolution, regulating the labor and re- tJc ofthe frontier scttlers: poses of every race of being. How few( believe that the great luminary of the fir- ff8!sp0r!asi B.fsal OvcWion under mament, whose restless activity they dai- tilv B2oincs5cai Exi'islsosi Law. ly witness, is an immoveable star, con trolling by its solid mass, the primary ' plants which compose our system, and forming the ignomen of the great dial which measures the thread of life, the tenure of empires, and the great cycles of the world's change. How few believe that each of the millions of stars those atoms of light which the telescope can scarcely descry are the centre of a globe upon which they nightly slumber, is an elastic crust, imprisoning fires and forces which have often burst forth in tre- vc oitcu Durst lortn in tre- mendnus energy, and are at this very in- stant struggling iu uu uuuiug A I . . ........ 1 r mTi futile . i f . i . iimnimnrv lllUll il 111 vuiuaiuu uicj iiwn uiuio... i 1 1 l Z il.!.-. isianas aim comments, uuu umuvnu& strength for the final AllthflVCt TT 1WU fa to usher m the new heavens and new arth "wherein dwelleth righteousness." and make a quicker preparation for its close. TiJt; a5Ssei Style tel. A correspondent of the Boston Bee, in describing the recent grand dress ball at Newport, says of a young lady; that she looked sweetty in a plain white muslin dress tuclccdvp to the 'waist V j As '- - i . j Ijj?A venerable old lady, who had a singular faculty for skijfpirig 'hard words' j in the text, came to the passage which f says 'And the Lord smote Abijah the Hitfite, that he died,' which she rendered ; thus- ' , . v J ' - I 'And fche Lord stadle AbijahHiiw tlin, ' tai lie did".'' planetary system that may equal, " not" appointcd appraisers who reported that surpass our own? And how very few W t,conld not hc divided with- beheve that the solid pavememt of the f nnA -f n3 nn Three "Great TIaii:s!" " Ibeir vay. It is a little odd that the three greatest inventions of the age have not yet, in spite of a good deal of preliminary description and announcement, been brought into practical use. We refer, to Paine's Gas Hillotype, and fire Anuihilator. By coup ling them, wc do not mean to say that they are all alike; but strangely enough; they all deal in the same clement of fire; either in the shape of light or heat. Mr. Payne proposes to light the world with gass made from water; the Annihilator proposes to extinguish fires with gas; and Mr. Hill proposes to give U3 colored pic tures of landscapes, human faces, &c, by the aid of sunbeams only. Of the three we have not yet seen a single room ligh ted by Mr. Paine, a single picture pain ted by Mr. Hill, nor a single building ex tinguished by the Annihilator. The last, however J promises to be on hand first. Mr.Barnum, the energitic working man of the Fire Annihilating Company is to set "a house on fire" for us before a great while, when we trust (by his success) Mr. Paine will be encouraged to set the N. Kiver on fire, or do something on a smaller scale in turning water into light; as for Mr. Hill, if he fails to appear soon, we shall think he is not a "colored gem man," as he professes to be, and that he dares not to show his face. N. Y: Reveille. How to cured Cold. Of all other means of eurino" colds fasfc. ing is the most effectual. Let whoever 1 has a cold eat nothing whatever for two ' days, and his cold will be gone, provided he is not confined in bed. because by ta- king no carbon into the system by food, but consuming that surplus which caused tis disease by breath, he soon carries'off his disease by removing the cause. will be found more eflectual if In This will be found more eflectual if he adds copious water drinking to protracted fast- i"g- By the time a person has fasted one day and night he will experieude a freedom from niiin and a clearness of . mind, in delightful contrast with that mental stupor an 1 physical pain caused by colds. And how infinitely better is this method of breaking up colds than medicines' TerribEe SSrongSat ii: Tesns. The Houston Telegraph z informed that the drought has been so severe in the fronter counties of Texas, between the Trinity and the Brazos, that the grass through a belt of country more than a hundred miles broad, is literally parched up. it was so ary, tnat wnen rubbed between the hands, it crumbled like dry fuze. The cedar forests in many places were all brown and sere; and scarcely a living trnA onu,A vofniln(j fnr miles. Fires had Court of Common Please. Judges King and Kelly. Henry vs. Williams. This was a rule to show cause why the sheriff's sale of the deft's real estate, should not be set aside. At the time of the levy upon the property a notice was served on the sheriff, in compliance with. the defcndant cla;nd the benefit ofthe . f 300 Thosheriff rf. J sold for the nominal price of ?pJ , f th rulccontcndedf - , , nofc auffifcient sum w ' . , f , , .ff f d f danfc fco CQmQ . secondly tbat the re, n port of the sheriff's appraisers was defec-n-r f. i i i i j . nj j,,:,! unnonl!0 nn orttf 4 uve ana mvaiiu Decause no appraiameuii ...nn WtnAnm A .1 A lill'ill IT Hill fllfl rtT , ni firlof:rtT, r, , . J ,,n n . 4 . C it gherii2;lfa. Argm. ' A fellow was engaged to a girl inMaine, but liked lier sister better than he did her. Wishing to be off with the old ono before he was on with new, he asked his betrothed what she would take to re lease him she replied that about sixty two dollars she thought was as muelias he was worth; whereupon he paid the cash, took a quitclaim, and married the sister. JSsgKThe first newsjif)Dt?r tolerr.ted in Virginia waa in 17eC; the subscription price w as 850 per annum micoyy ad VrtjjofWjOratj lengtih were in tjf fee "Mr -teirteifer bae fir-t.weck and 8W3a dollxnf for each wee& sneeediug.