ask
Encotirajrc Ilomc ittmm fact lire!
CABINET-WARE ,
we OS every Variety arid Style at
EAST ON PRICES !
W. W. COOLBAUGH respectfully invites
tho aunntioti of iho citizens of Monroe county
o his large and finished slock of Cabinet ware
at' his wareroum in the main street, & short dis
tance below Posten's hotel, in Stroudsburg,
.romprising every kind and quality of furniture.
.Me-n determined to be undersold by no one,
and the young and old housekeepers of the coun
tyt in want of fumitue, will save time and mon-ey-by
giving him a call: His stock embraces
ecreiaries, desks, sideboard?, wardrobes, bu
reaus, sofas, centre tables, card table, break
fast tables, side tables, dinner tables, hat stands,
jjyash stands, beadsteads, chests, corner and
kitchen cupboards, cradle, beautiful mahogany
workstand, dressing bureaus, towel racks, &c.
- CHAIRS of all varieties, ruah-bottomcd,
cane seals, splint seat, cottage chairs, and so
la' chairs. Also, sofas and settees got up in ihe
most beutiful style.
XtpAII kind of work made to order at the
shortest notice.
(7-He has also on; hand a well-finished
hearse and is prepared to manufacture coffin's
and attend funerals at short no'ice.
" Slav 23, 1850.
1 f
MONROE COUNTY
ITItjlual Fire Insurance Company.
The rate of Insnrance is one dollar on the
thousand dollars insured, after which payment
no subsequent tax will be levied, except to cov
er actual loss or damage by fire, that may fall
upon members of the company.
The nett profits arising from interest or oth
erwise, will be ascertained yearly, for which
uach member in proportion to his, her, or their
deposito, will have a credit in the company.
Each insurer in or with the said company will
be a member thereof during the term of his or
her policy. Tho principle of Mutual Insurance
has been thorough!' tested has been rried by
the unerring test of experience, and has proved
Miccessful and become ery popular. It af
fords the greaicsi security against loss or dam
age by fire, on the most adatuageous and
reasonable terms.
Applications for Insurance to be made in
person, or by letters addressed to
JAMES H. WALTON, Sec'y-
MANAGERS.
Jacob Goetz
Michael H Dreher
Jacob Frederick
George B. Keller
Peter Shaw
John Miller
John Edinjzer
James H. Walton
Edward Posten
Robert Boys
Richard S. Staples
Jacob Shoemaker
Balsa r Fetherman.
JACOB GOETZ, President.
JAMES H.Walton, Treasurer.
Stroudsburg, January 31, 1650.
TO LUMBERMEN.
A contract for getting out Lumber on a good
Tract of Land in Coolbaugh township, about a
mile and a quarter from the Lehigh mill. The
tract is about 1-4 mile from the Drinker Pike,
and almost the whole distance is decendiug
ground to the mill. J he conditions are a share
of the Lumber to go to the owner of the Land
either at the mill or delivered at Stroudsburg,
as may be agreed on, or the above Tract for
sile at a reaonable price, payable in Lumber
between now and May next.
-For particulars call on
JNO. H. ME LICK,
.December 26, 1850. Stroudsburg, Pa.
THADDEUS SCHOCH,
Has removed his w'holesale and retail Boot
arid Shoe Store to a large and convenient room,
vrhich he has fitted up in the best style, a few
doors above his old stand, opposite Messrs.
Edinger & Miller's Store, and nearly opposite
T. & P Mixsell's store in Hamilton St. where
he will continue to manufacture to order every
description of
Boots and Shoes
for men and boyn : also the, most
fashionable Gaiters, Buskins, Half-
Gaiters, Slippers &c , for Ladies
and Misses which will be warrant
ed to fit, be made of the best ma
terials, and Mild at small profits for
cash. Also on hand a large assort-
S sortment ofBoots and Shoes, which
will
-ded.
be sold cheap, and can be recommen
The public are respectfullj' invited to
call, leave their measure?, or examine his ready
made slock, before purchasing elsewhere, as
he is confident they will be suited with the
style, quality and price of his article. Call
and try them. Also American and French
Calf Skin Boots manufactured to order.
Easton, April 18, 1850.
East 021 and Uliiford iff ail Line,
VIA STROUDSBURG.
Passengers in this lino will leave JosEm
IJagenbucii's Inn, sign of the "Black Horse,"
Easton, every Monday ,W ednesday and Friday,
passing through the following places, viz:
Richmond, Centreville, Williamsburg, Dills'
Feiry, Delaware Water Gap, Dutotsburg,
Stroudsburg, Bushkill, and Dingman's Ferry,
and arrive in Milford the same day: Distance
0 miles. Returning, leave Samuel Dimmick's
Hotel, Milford, every Tuesday, Thursday and
Saturday, and arrive in Easton ihe same day.
Fare from Easton to Stroudsburg,$ 1 25
" " Milford, 2 87
-;N&B. All baggage aj jhe risk of the owners
T WILLIAM DEAN.
Sirpudbiirg J ano3ry 1,1849.
1
STEP THIS WAY.
Furs, Furs, for the Indies.
JtlSt
received a
MUenued
assort
ment of Mufft, f uch as light and dark,
fitch black, lustres, lynx, wolf, stone
martin, and small white russia Muffs
for Children, together with light and dark Jen
ny Lind Viclqrines and Cuffs for sale cheap at
the subscribers Hat and Cap Store.
N. B. The highebt cash price paid for all
kinds of Furs.
JOHN W. RUXTON.
Stroudsburg, October 24, I80O.--I111
THE GENUINE ARTICLE,-
Greatly improved manufactured by Dr. CHIL
TON, the great Chemist
Dr. S. P. To?v)ise?id's Sarsaparilla,
The most extraordinary Medicine in the world !
Over two hundred and fifty thousand persons
cured of various diseases, within the last 2 years.
It cures Scrofula, stubborn Ulcers, Effects of
Merqury, Fever Sores, Erysipelas, Rheu
matism, Consumption, General De
bility, Dyspepsia, Costiveness,
Skin Diseases, Liver Com
plaint, Dropsy & Gout,
Ringworms, Can
cers and Tumors", Heart Diseases.
The great beauty of this medicine is, that it nev
er injures the constitution, and is always benefi
cial even to the most delicate, and is the only med
icine ever discovered that creates new, pure and
rich blood, and that reaches the bono. Thou
sands are ready to testify to its many virtues.
GREAT SPRING AND SUMMER MEDICINE.
Every person should lake a bottle spring and fall,
to regulate the system and drive out all impurities.
TAKE CARE OF YOUR CHILDREN.
One bottle of Dr. S. P. Townsend's Extract of
sarsaparilla will cleanse the system of a child.
READ THE EVIDENCE.
Easton, Pa., August 5, 1850.
This is to certify that I have been troubled with
a swelled leg for twenty-five years, attended with
general debility, and was restored to perfect health
by the use of Dr S P Townsend's Sarsaparilla.
1 can refer to others in this place who have taken
this valuable medicine, and who speak in terms of
the highest commendation of its healing virtues.
C II HECKMAN,
Former Sheriff of Northampton county.
Easton, Pa., August 5, 1850.
About two years since my little daughter caught
the Measles, which left her with a severe cough,
which no doubt would have turned to consumption
had not Dr S P Townsend's tirsaparilla been giv
en, and by which she was perfectly restored to
health. JOSEPH STADP.
This is to certify, that my child was afflicted with
a horrible disease in the face (which lesisted the
efforts of my family physician,) and was entirely
cured by half a bottle of Dr. S. P. Townsend's
Sarsaparilla. WILLIAM WOOD.
Uniontovrn, Fayette co., Pa., July 2 1850.
This is to certify that we have sold Dr. S P Town
send's Sarsaparilla for many years, and consider it
a very valuable medicine, many cures having been
effected in our vicinity. A young man by the name
of Westley Rotherock, of this place, was cured of
the Scrofula, (having large lumps in his neck) by
the use of one bottle. Thos REED & Son. '
Huntingdon, Pa. July 3d, 1850.
NOTICE.
The public are notified that Dr. S P Townsend's
Extract of Sarsaparilla, will in future be manfac
tured under the direction of Jas. R Chilton, Chem
ist, whose name in connection with that of Dr. S
P Townsend, will be upon each bottle, to prevent
iraua. coin in oirouasourg by
THEODORE SCHOCH.
Wholesale and Retail
IEPDruggists and others are informed that we
have made arrangements to supply this medicine
by the Dozen, at the Manufacturers' prices. It
will be to their advantage therefore to procure their
supplies from us.
The Recipe to manufacture this article, was
sold a few months ago, for the sum of One Hun
dred Thousand Dollars, the best evidence of its
great worth as a medicine. The sale has been
unexampled.
If you want the gpnuine article always a-;k
for Dr. S. P. Townsend's Sarsaparilla
September 5, lS50.-ly
T X. " JL F W V I U-UT'IjiW MM
THE WONDER OF THE AGE.
Internal and External Remedy.
The proprietor of this justly esteemed medi
cine did not originally purpose it as an article
of trade, but merely for his own family and
those of his friends, rinding that its medica
qualities were t-prc'ading over a large surface of
country was induced to offer it for sale, and
such is the demand that some fifty persons are
employed daily in putting it up for the large
Cities. Every Farmer should have a bottle of
this medicine in his house in cases of sudden
sickness.
A great discovery and valuable medicine. It
cures Cholera, Bowel Complaints, Cholic, Diar
rhea, Fever and Ague, Piles, Dysentery, Pain
in the Head, Bruises, Rhepmatism, Dyspepsia,
Burns.
READ THE EVIDENCE.
This certifies that 1 have for several months
used Mr. Davis' Vegetable Pain Killer in my
family in several of those cases for which it is
recommended, and find it a very useful family
medicine. A. BRONSON,
Pastor of 2d Baptist Church, Fall River.
TisBimy, Martha's Vineyard.
This may certify that I have used Davis'
Pain Killer with great success in cases of Chol
era Infantum, common Bowel Complaint, Bron
chitis, Coughs, Colds, &c. and would cheerful
ly recommend it as a valuable family medicine.
James C. Boomer.
Pastor of the Baptist Church.
Friend Davis.-TIus may certify that I still
use the Pain Killer in my family. My health
has been so good for three or four months past,
that 1 have but little or no use for it, and would
still recommend it to ihe public.
Richard S. Peckham,
Fall River, 2d month, 17th 1845.
Eor sale by JENKINS & SHAW,
125 Chesnut st., Philadelphia.
General Wholesale Agents for Eastern Penn
sylvania, 10 whom all orders and applications
for Agencies from Eastern Penn'a should be
addressed. For sale in Stroudsburg by
THEODORE SCHOCH,
Sept: 5, IS56.-Jy. Wholesale and. Retail
M
Washing Ma.de.Easy., ,
Or How to Wash Clothes without .Machines, Wash
boards, or Pounding Barrels, Rubbing Unne
cessary. v jf
BY MADAME BEAVELT, PATENT FRENCH LAUNDRESS.
Seventh Edition improved the most popular Work ever prin
ted 32-000 copies sold in six months.
This Work is really the most useful to House
keepers of any ever issued. It gives plain instruc
tions about Laundry matters, that enables one per
son to do a large family washing in a very short
time, without using pounders, rubbers, machines,
acids, turpentine, ammonia,.camphene, or other of
fensive articles. It banishes all Washing Day
Troubles, and makes the once dreaded day of suds
and scolding as pleasant as any. It improves the
appearance of the clothes, renders them as white
as snow, tears off no buttons, no skinning of fin
gers, requires no hard labor, and saves all wear
and tear. The pamphlet also instructs persons
how to Wash calicoes or cotton prints withuut fa
ding. Also how to make starch, and Clear Starch
Laces, Cambrics, 5fc, and how to iron them in the
French style: Also, how to renovate velvets,
clean kid gloves, remove mildew from linen,
grease spots, stains, &c. &c. These are the great
est and most valuable chemical discoveries of the
age. My method is adopted by all the large ho
tels, laundry establishments, -steamers, first fami
lies, &c. &c. The instructions are so plain none
can mistake them. The articles used arc all safe,
agreeable, cheap, and can be obtained anywhere
for a few cents. My plan is the Cheapest and best
in the World.
The work is sent by mail in sealed envelopes
at single letter postage. Price only Si 00 per
copy. Read the annexed.
Proof in the City of New-York.
PUBLIC CERTIFICATE.
' We have tried Madame BcavlcCs System of
Washing, and consider it the best in the World,
and Worth more than is asked for if,
Mrs. Lippincott, 102 Barrow-street: John Hoop
er, 105 Fulton-street ; E. Lyon, 472 Grand-street;
M. R Eluss, 302 Eighth Avenue; P. Cozzens, 104
Nassau-street; II. 11. Johnson, book-keeper, 108
Nassau -st.
Proof from tlie Country.
Extracts from letters received by Madame Bea
vel t Baldsioinsmllc, N .. Y. M ay 10,1850
4 1 have tried your way of washing, and think it
is the easiest way that can be got up.'
ELIJAH ARMSTRONG.
Ladies Like It.
East Wareham, Mass. May 23, 1850.
' I have tried your method of washing, and am
very much pleased with it. It is better than I ex
pected. On account of ill health I had been una
ble to do my family washing until I procured your
circular. .Now I do it with ease. I recommend
your plan to all my neighbors.
Mrs. RUFUS E. HOLMES
Somers Point, N. J. May 2S, 1350.
1 I have tried your system of Washing, and am
perfectly satisfied that it will do all you say in
your advertisement. Mrs. 13. Orum.
Clergymen Recommend It.
Chili Center, N Y Aug 10, 1850.
Madame Beavelt,
1 O I- T -1
oome weeiis since 1 received one 01 your
pamphlets, and tried your plan to our satisfaction
I also gave one of our ladv neighbors, who has a
large wash, some of the prepartion, and she was
perfectly delighted with it. Rev. Henry Bowen
Havanua, Mason Co. 111. Aug. 23, 1850.
Madame We have tried both your System of
Easy Washing, and find it to do well. We think
all will like to adopt it. Rev. Samuel Smith
Rev Wm Ellsworth.
Springfield. Ohio, Aua- 24, 1850.
4I have tried your System of Easy Washing, and
find it to be all you recommend it.
ROBERT REED
Anniville, Penn. June 5, 1S50.
4 We have tried your recipe for washing, and it
has met our most sanguine expectations. We
must admit that it is a most valuable recipe,
W. L. ASIIMEAD.
JOnN IIEAN, Jr.
Improvement in Housekeeping.
Warrerlon, Va. July 22, 1S50.
1 am very much pleased with your plan of
washing, and should like to see it in general use
as a great impiovement in Housekeeping.
Thousands have tried it and could be named,
but space is too costly in this paper to add more
1 o avoid imitation and counterfeits, be sure of
direct your letters to Madame Beavelt, Patent
.Laundress, 43 Ann street, New York. Postage
paid, and the pamphlet will be forwarded by the
ursi Hiuii. inousanus are sent oy mail every
month. No person can sell this work without writ
ten authority from the Holder of the Copyright.
rnce 1 per copy, btale what paper you read
uiis aaverusernent in. (Jet. 17.
fifMEDYFO"
The testimony in its favor is overwhelming.
The proprietors are daily in receipt of letters
and certificates, going to prove its remarkable
efficiency to all cases of worms, both in chil
dren and adults. The relief given, and the
immediate improvement of health which follows
its use, has called the attention of physicians
to this article, and they freely recommend and
prescribe it in their practice.
The retail price, is 25 cents per vial, which
brings it within the means of all
Brooklyn, L I. January 1 6, l47.
I do certify that I gave one bottle of B. A
Fahnestock's Vermifuge to my child, and in
seven hours it passed 23 largo worms. Any
person doubting this may apply for funhei in
formation at my residence corner of York and
Jackson streets. JAMES McCAFFREY. "
Poughkeepsie, N. Y. March 2, 1844.
I certify, that 1 took two vials of 13. A. Fahn
estock's Vermifuge, which I found to bo the
greatest cure for worms I have ever used. I
have been troubled with tape worms for a num
ber of years, and I have never found so good a
medicine as B. A. Fahnestock's Vermifuge. 1
therefore recommend it. MARTHA CLIFT.
1 he public is cautioned against counterfeits
and spurious articles, and to put no confidence
in statements that "KolmstockV and "S. Fahn-
estock a" Vermifuge are the same or as gnod
as the only genuine article, which is B. A.
r AHNESTOCK 6 , VeR5I1 FUGE,
For sale in Stroudsburg, by T. SCHOCH
Agent. March 15. 1849.eowlv.
A.great variety of .Toys on harid and for sal
cheap at the variety store of. 1
JOHN H MELICK.
v0
Silence.
That dreadful cough ! Tie Lungs are in dan
- ger! Wiework of the destroyer, hath begun.
The cough of consumption hathm it sounds
of Death I
Are you a mother? Your darling child, your
idol and earthly joy, is now perhaps, confined
to her chamber by a dangerous cold, herpale
cheeks, her thin shrunken fingers, tell ihe hlod
disease has already gained upon her, the sound
of her sepulchral cough pierces your soul.
Young man, when just about to enter life,
disease sends a hear-crushing blight over the
fair prospects of the future, your hectic cough
and feeble limbs tell of your loss of hope, bui
you need not despair. There is a balm which
will heal the wounded lungs, it is
Sherman's all-hea.lt.ng balsam.
Mrs. Attree, the wife of Wm. H. Attree, Esq.,
was given up by Dr. Sewall of Washington,
Drs. Roe and McClellan of Philadelphia, Dr.
Roe and Dr. Mott of New York. Her friends
all thought bho must die. She had every ap
pearance of being in consumption, and was to
pronounced by her physicians Sherman's Bal
sam was given and it cured her.
Mrs. Garrabrantz, of Bull's Ferry, was also
cured of consumption by this Balsam when all
other remedies failed to give reliefshe was
reduced to a skelton. -Dr. A. C. Castle, Den
tist , 281 Broadway, has witnessed its effects
in several cases whore no other medicine af
forded relief but the Balsam operated like a
charm. Dr. C. also witnessed its wonderful
effects in curing Asthma, which it never fails
of doing. Spitting Bloody alarming as it may
be, is effectually cured by this Balsam. li
heals the ruptured or wounded blood vessels,
and makes the lungs sound again.
Rev. Henry Jones, 108 Eighth avenue, was
cured ofcou"hand catarrhal affection of 50
years standing. The first dose gave him more
relief than all the other medicine he had ever
taken. Dr. L.J. Beals, 19 Delancy-street,
gave it to a sister-inlaw who was laboring un
der Consumption, and to another sorely afflic
ted with the Asthma. In both cases its cfiects
were immediate, soon restoring them to com
fortable health.
Mrs. Lchretia Wells, 95 Christie-st. suffered
from Asthma 42 years. Sherman's Balsam
relieved her at once, and she is comparatively
well, being enabled to subdue every attack by
a timely use of this medicine. This indeed is
the great remedy for Coughs, Colds, Spitting
Blood, Liver Complaints, and ail the affections
of the throat, and even Asthma and Consump
tion. Price 25 cents and SI per bottle.
Agents Jor Monroe county. Theo. Schoch,
Siroudtburg ; C. Savior, Saylorsbnrg ; G. B.
Keller, Cherryvalley ; H. Peters & Co. Mar
shall's creek; H. Kintz, Bartonsville; J.Stouf
fer, Tannersville.
Pike county. Peters & Lahar, Bushkill ; W
F. Brodhead, Dingman's Ferry ; J. S. Wallace
Milford ; W. Shouse, Wilson ville.
Dr. Sherman's Cough and Worm Lozenges,
and Poor Man's Plasters sold as above.
Dr. Sherman's Office is at 1 06 Nassau-st N .Y
Kaasiing' IS food
And Consumption, pain in the side and night
sweats, Asthma, Whooping Cough, palpita
tion of the heart, Liver complaint, Bronchitis,
And all diseases of the throat, lungs and liver
cured by Sherman's All-Healing Balsam.
RAISING BLOOD AND CONSUMPTION
Mr. Milne, Builder, in Brookfyn, was at
tacked with raising blood, followed by a cough
pain in the side, and all the usual symptoms of,
consumption. He employed two of the best
physicians ; they did him no good, and told
him he could not live.
Hearing of the wonderful cures performed
by Sherman's Balsam, he sent at 10 o'clock at
night to Mrs. Hayes, 136 Fulton street, and
got a bottle ; it operated like a charm, stopped
the bleeding and cough! Before he had taken
one bottle he was able to be about his work.
It had saved his life. His daughter, residing
at 127 Myrtle Avenue, can attest it.
Miss Ann Maston, of Williamsburg, living
in Tenth, near South Fourth-street, says That
she had been troubled with a hacking cough,
and pain in the chest, for a long lime, which
at last become so bad that aho was obliged to
give up her school for more than a year.. She
then commenced taking the All-Healing Bal
samwhich soon alleviated her symptoms.
She is now fast recovering, and has resumed
her laborious occupation as a teacher,
14 years Mr. John O'Neil, 10th avenue and
21st street, suffered with a coush, raising of
phlegm, and pain in his side. Ho could get
no relief ' he tried the All-Healing Balam,
which drove the pain from his side, allayed
the cough, and brought the disease upon the
surface; and before he had taken threo bottles,
was omirely cured.
pleurisy and consumption.
Mrs. Baggas, a lady upwards of 70, residing
88 Sheriff, has for years been subject to attacks
of Pleurisy, Raising of Blood, severe Cough,
Shortness of Breath, Pain in her Head and
various parts of her body. Her friends believed
her past recovery. The All-Healing Balsam
releived her at once of all her alarming symp-
tons, and now she is able to atteud to her work.
ASTHMA AND WHOOPING COUGH.
Mrs. Lucretia Wells, 95 Christie-st.; L. S.
Beals, 19 Delanceyst.; W. H. Youngs, 75 Wal
nut st., know the value of this great remedy.
Ask lor Shorman.s AIl-Healmg Balsam, and
see that his written signature is on each bottle.
Price 25 cents and $1 per bottle.
Dr. Shermans' Worm and Couh Lozenges
sold as above.
Principal Office 106 Nassu-sireet, N. Y.
Agenxs for Monroe county .Theo. Schoch.
Stroudsburg; C. Saylor, Saylorsburg; G B Kel
ler, Cherryvalley; H. Peters & Co. Marshall's
creek; H. Kintz, Bartonsvilla; J.Stoufier, Tan-
nersville.
Pike county Peters & Labar. Bushkill: W
F. Brodhead, Dingman's Ferry; J. S. Wallace
Milford; W. Shouse, Wilsonville.
Vonsey s Ointment and Clickener's Pills also
for sale by the above agents.
I'euruary 15, 1849. -ly. lf
SOAPS.
Fine scented Soaps for washing and shaving
also the celebrated shaving cream, for sale
cheap, hy JOHN H. MELICK.
Stroudsburg, July 5, 1849. s
:- - JOB WORK
Neatly executed at this Office.
MOFFAT'S
Life Pills and Phcenix Bitters.
1 These Medicines have now been before the
public for a period of FIFTEEN YEARS, and
during that time have maintained a high charac
ter in almost every part of the globe for their ex
traordinary and immediate power of restoring per-
'feet health to persons suffering under nearly every"'
kind of disease to which the human frame is liable.
IN MANY THOUSANDS
of certificated instances, they have even rescued .
sufferers from the very verge of an untimely '
. grave, after all the deceptive nostrums of the day..
had utterly failed ; and to many thousands they
have permanently secured that uniform enjoy
ment of health, without which life itself is but
a partial blessing. So great, indeed, has their
efficacy invariablv and infallibly proved, thatit
has appeared scarcely less than miraculous to
those who were acquainted with the beautifully
philosophical principles upon which they are com
pounded, and upon which they consequently acL
It was to their manifest and sensible .action m
purifying tho springs and channelsof life, and en
duing them with renewed tone and vigor, that
thevwere indebted for their name.
Unlike the liost of pernicious quaclelnch
boast of vegetable ingredients, the MEEMEl)!
CINES aTo purely and solely vegetable; and
contain neither Mercury, nor Atttoony, nor
Arsenic r an other nnera1' m a"y form
whatever. They aro entirely composed of ex
tracts from rare and powerful plants, the virtuea
of which, though long known to several Indian
tribes, and recently to some eminent pharmaceu
tical chemists, are altogether unknown to tho
ignorant pretenders to medical science ; and were
never before administered hi so happily efficacious
a combination.
The first operation is to loosen frm the coata
of the stomach and bowels the various impun
ties and crudities constantly settling round them ; .
' and to remove the hardened faeces which collect"
in the convolutions of the small intestines. Other
medicines only partially cleanse these, and leave
such collected masses behind to produce habitual
Costiveness, with all its train of evils, or Biidden
Diarrhoea with its imminent dangers. This fact
is well-known to all regular anatomists who ex
amine the human bowels after death ; and hence
the prejudice of these well-informed men against
tho quack medicines of the age. The second
effect of the VEGETABLE LIFE MEDI
CINES s to cleanse the kidneys and the blad
der ; and, by this means, tho liver and lungs,
the healthful action of which entirely depends
upon the regularity of the urinary organs. The
blood, which lakes its red color from the agency
of the liver and lungs, before it passes into the
heart, being thus purified by them, and nourished
by food coming from a clean stomach, courses
Jreely through tho veins, renews every part of
the system, and triumphantly mounts tho ban
ner of health iu the blooming cheek.
Tho following are among the distressing va
riety of human diseases in which the VEGE
TABLE LIFE MEDICINES are well known
to be infallible.
DYSPEPSIA, by thoroughly cleansing the
first and second stomachs, and creating a flow oJ
pure healthy bile, instead of tho stale and acrid -kind
; Flatulency, Loss of Appetite, Heart
burn, Huadaciie, Restlessness, Ill-Temper,
Anxiety, Languor, and Melancholy, which
are the general symptoms of Dyspepsia, .will
vanish, as a natural consequence of its cure,
C03tiveness, by cleansing the whole length
of the intestines with a solvent process, and
without violence ; all violent purges leave the
bowels costive within two days.
Diarrhoea and Cholera,, hy removing tho
sharp acrid fluids by which these complaints are-
occasioned, and by promoting the Iubricative se
cretion of the mucous niembrane-
Fevers of all kinds, by restoring the blood to a
regular circulation, through the process of perspi
ration in such cases, andlhe thorough solution of
all intestinal obstruction in others.
The Life IUepjcines have been known to '
cure Eheumatism permanertly in three weeks,
and Gout half that time, by removing local'
inflammation from tho muscles and ligaments of
the joints.
Dropsies of all kinds, by freeing and "trength
ening the kidneys and bladder : thoy operate most
delightfully on these important organs, and hence
have ever been found a certain remedy for the
worst cases of Gravel.
Also 'Vv'onilS, by dislodging from the turnings t
of the bowels the slimy matter to which these .
creatures adhere.
Asthma an(1 Consumption, by relieving the
air-vessels of the lungs from the mucous which,
even slight colds will occasion, and which, if not .
removed, becomes hardened, and produces these
dreadful diseases.
Scurvy Ulcers, and Inveterate Sores, by
the perfect purity which these LIFE MEDI
CINES g5ve to blood, and all the humors.
Scorbutic Eruptions and Bad Complex
ions by their alterative etlect upon the fluids that .
feed the skin, and the morbid state of which occa
sions all eruptive complaints, sallow, cloudy, and
other disagreeable complexions.
The use of these Pills for a very short time,
will effect an entire cure of Salt Rheum, ad a
striking improvement in the clearness of the skin.
Common Colds and Influenza will always be
cured by one dose, or by two oven in the worst
cases.
PILES. As a remedy for this most distressing
and obstinate malady, the VEGETABLE LIFE
MEDICINES deserve a distinct and emphatic
recommendation. It is well-known to hundreds
in this city, that the former proprietor of these
valuable Medicines was himself afflicted with this
compaint for upwards of thirty-five years ; and
that he tried in vain every remedy prescribed
within the whole compass of the Materia Medica.
He however at length tried the Medicine which
is now offered to the public, and he was cured iu
a very short time, after his recover' had been pro
nounced not only improbable, but absolutely im
possible, by any human means. " -
FEVER AND AGUE.
For this scourgo of the wostorn country these
Medicines will be found a safe, speedy, and cer
tain remedy. Other medicines leave the syBtem
subject to a return of the disease a cure by thesa
medicines is permanent TRY THEM, BE,
SATISFIED, AND BE CURED.
Bilious Eevers and liver Complaints.
General Debility, Loss of Appetite, and
Diseases of Females these medicineshavebeen
used with tho most beneficial results in cases of
this description : King's Evil and Scrofula, in
its worst forms, yields to the mild yet powerful
action c'f these remarkable Medicines. Night
Sweats, Nervous Debility, Nervous Com
plaints of all kinds, Palpitation of the Heart, .
Painter's Colic, aro speedily cured.
HERCTJEIAL DISEASES.
Persons whoso constitutions have become im
paired by tho injudicious use of Mercury, will
find these Medicines a perfect euro, .ob they never
fail to eradicate from the system all the effects of
Mercury S wm
STffbb cofnPetHion,iu
the estimation of every patient.
BE CAREFUL OF COUNTERFEITS..
Several have lately been discovered, and their ,
nefarious authors arrested, both in the city of New
York and abroad.
Buy of no ono who is not an authorised
Agent ... n mrri 1 m
Prepared and sold by Ur. w is. juuxxaa
336 Broadway, New York.
FOR SALE BY
THEODORE SCHOCH, only authorized
Agent lor Stroudsburs.
February 7, 1850
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Country Produce. .
Butter, Eggs, &c, taken in exchange iran5
goods in my line of business. r ij'3p
JOHN H. MELlffl
Stroudsburg, February 7, 1850;
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