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Having a general assortment of large, elegant, plain and orna mental Type, we are prepared to execute every description of Cards, Circulars, Bill Heads, Notes ISIanK Receipts, JUSTICES, LEGAL AND OTHER BLANKS, PAMPHLETS, &c. Printed with neatness and despatch, on reasonableterms AT THE OFFICE OF THE JTeffersoniaii Republican. The GeiUIcmau Beggar. AN ATTORNEY'S STORY. One morning, about five years ago, I called, by appointment, on Mr. John Balance, the fashiona ble pawnbroker, to accompany him to Liverpool in pursuit of a Levanting customer for Balance, in'addition to pawning, does a little business in in the sixty per cent. line. It rained in torrents -when the cab stopped at the passage which leads past the pawning boxes to his private room. The cab man rang twice, and at length Balance ap peared, looming through the mist and rain in the entry, illuminated by his perpetual cigar. As I eyed him rather impatiently, remembering that trains wait for no man, someting like a hairy dog, j or a bundle of rags, rose up at his feet, and bar- J which he devoured like a ghoul, and set to work red his passage for a moment. Then Balance to unravel his story. It was difficult to keep him cried out with an exclamation, in answer appa- j to the point ; but with pains I learned what con fently to something I could not hear, 'What, man vinced me that he was entitled to some property, alive! slept in the passage! there, take that, whether great or small there was no evidence. and set some breakfast, for Heavens' sake !' So On parting, 1 said " Now, Mr. F. you must stay saying, he jumped, into the ' Hanson, and we bowled a;vay at ten miles an hour, just catching the express as the doors of the station were clos ing. My curiosity was full set, for although Bal ance can be free with his money, it is not exactly to beggars that his generosity is-usually displayed; ' so when comfortably ensconced in a coupe I fin ished, with ' You are liberal with your money this morning; pray, how often do you give silver to street cad gers ! because I shall know now what walk to take when flats and sharps leave off buying law." Balance, who would have made an excellent par son if be had not been bred to a case-hardening trade, and has still a soft bit left in his heart that is always fighting with his hard head, did not smile at all, but looked as grim as if squeezing a lemon into his Saturday night's punch. He an swered slowly, 'A cadger yes; a beggar a mis erable wretch, he is now ; but let me tell you, Master David, that that bundle of rags was born pafke GardenSj on our vvay. i knew that lhe cor. and bred a gentleman; the son of a nobleman, the onet and Hveries of his fatherf lhe marquiSj wouW husband of an heiress, and has sat and dined at mgure mQ an audience whh Mrs. MoHnos FUz tables, where you and I, Master David, are only Roy. allowed to view the plate by favor of the butler. . My scheme answered, I was introduced into the I have lent him thousands, and been well paid. iadys presence. She was, and probably is, a The last thing I had from "him was his court suit ; j very slately, handsome woman, with a pale com and I hold now his bill for one hundred pounds, that plexion, high solid forehead, regular features, thin, will be paid, I expect, when he dies.' J pjnched, self-satisfied mouth. My interview was Why, what nonsense you are talking ! you very short. t piunged into the middle of the af must.be dreaming this morning. However, I'll ( fairt but had Scarcely mentioned the word hus light,a weed, in defiance of railway law, and you ( band, when she interrupted me with, 1 presume shall spin that yarn : for true, or untiue.it will fill, vou have lent lhig Drofljcale Derson monev and up the time to Liverpool.' ' As for yarn,' replied Balance, ' the story is short enough; and as for truth, that you beg, as my Jezebel bade me when we parted.' I lost sight of Molinos for a long time, and when I next came upon him it was in the Rookery j erlV and if you refuse any assistance mu8l take of Westminster, in a low lodgeing-house, where I j olher sures.' She rang the bell, wrote some was, searching with an officer for stolen goods. j thine raDidlv on a card d lh footman aD He was pointed out to me as the 'gentleman cad ger,' because he was so free with his money when ' in, luck.' He recognised me, but turned away lhe addre3s of my solicllors; apply t0 lhem if you then. 1 have since seen him. and relieved him'.u:-?. i n . i have since seen him, and relieved him more than once, although he never asks for any thing. How he lives, Heaven knows. Without money, without friends, without useful education of any 'kind, he tramps' ihe country, as you saw him, perhaps doing a little hop-picking or hay making, m season, only happy when he obtains " u- B V ne r inr0UgQ ine i Casern andFashum, of Lincoln's Inn Squarej and kitchen whiSpers,.ihat you, knojr come to me, that lhere T wa3 at home. j had had dealings with he "entitled to some properly; and I expect if he the firm before. Th are a l3 forhalf the ar. jyasto die his wife would pay the hundred pound isl , wbo al TUn in crowd3 ljke shee WJMb at any rate what J have told you 1 1 after the Same wine merchants, the same archi know tobe m and, the bundle, .of rags I relieyed, tectg tne aame norse dealer5f and the sam6 kw just.now.s known n every Uueye's lodging in ,t may be doubted whetherthe qualjt of England as the 'gentleman cadger.-' ' ,& , , . . thn moono i T..I. T i i " i 1 1 i I This story pro'duced'an impression upon me I am fond of speculation, arid like the exciterhent'of alegal hunt, as some do & fox-chase. A gentle man .a Jbeggar and a wife piling jn wealth, rumors of-unknown property .due to the husband; it, seem ed as if,tber,e were .pickings, for me amidst this car rion ofjpauperism. r 'Before retumingofrom Liverpool, I Jiad purchas-. ed the gentleman beggar's acceptance from Bal ance. I then inserted in the -'Times' the following: advertisement : Horatio Molinos FUz Roy. If this gentleman will apply to David Discount, Esq. Solicitor, St James'', he :w ill hear of someting to his advantage. Any person furnishing Mr. F.'s correct address, shall receive 1. Is. reward. Tie was last seen, &p,' Within Jwenty.-four hours I had, ample proof of .the wide cirpujation ,of ihe Mjimes;' My 'officewashesieged jvith beggars.ofi every -degreemen and ;wornen, lame and blind, Irish,-Scotch, arid Englislvsomo on crutches, some inbowls,1- some in go-.carta. They' all knew vn as the 'gentleman,' and I must do the regular fra ternity of tramps the justice to say, that: not one would answer the question until he made certain that I meant the 'gentleman' no harm. One evening, about three weeks after the ap pearance of the advertisement, my clerk announc ed 'another beggar ' There came in an old man, leaning upon a staff, clad, in a soldier's great coat all patched and torn, with a battered hat, from un der which a mass of tangled hair fell over his shoulders, and half his face. The beggar, in a weak, wheezy, hesitating tone, said, 'You have advertised for Molinos Fitz Roy. I hope you dont mean him any harm ; he is sunk, I think, too low for enmity now ; and surely no one would sport with such misery as his.' These last words were uttered in a sort of hideuous whisper. 1 answered quickly, ' Heaven forbid I should sport with misery ; I mean and hope to do him good, as well as myself.' ' Then, sir, I am Molinos Fitz Roy !' While we were conversing candles had been brought in. I have not very tender nerves my head would not agree with them but I own I started and shuddered when I saw and knew that the wretched creature before me was under thirty years of age, and once a gentleman. Sharp, a quilline features, reduced to literal skin and bone, were begrimed and covered with dry fair hair; the white teeth of the half open mouth chattered with eagerness, and made more hideous the foul pallor of the rest of the countenance. As he stood lean ing on a staff half bent, his long, yellow, bony fin gers clasped over the crutch-head of his stick, he was indeed a picture of misery, famine, squalor, and premature age, too horrible to dwell upon. I made him sit down, and sent for some refreshment i - in town while I make proper enquiries. What allowance will be enough to keep you comforta bly V JJe answered humbly, after much pressing, 'Would you think ten shillings too much !' I don't like, if I do those thing at all, to do them shabbily, so I said, Come every Saturday and you shall have a pound.' He was profuse in thanks of course, a3 all such men are as long as distress lasts. I had previously learned that my ragged client's wife was in England, living in a splendid house in Hyde Park Gardens, under her maiden name. On the following day the Earl of Owing called up pon me, wanting five thousand pounds by five o' clock the same evening. It was a case of life t)r death with him, so I made my terms, and took ad vantage of his pressure to execute a coupe de main. I proposed that he should drive me home to re ceive the monev. calling at Mrs. Molinos in Hvde want me to pay it.' She paused, and then said, 'He shall not have a farthing.' As she spoke, her white face became scarlet. 'But madame, the man is starving. I have strong reason for believing he is entitled to nroD- fot J peared, pushed it towards me across the table, with , -r the air of touching a toad, saying ' There, sir, is umm yuu nave auy uiauu. ivooert, snow me per- son out, and take care he is not admitted again.' So far I had effected nothing ; and to tell the truth, felt rather crest-fallen under the influence of that grand manner peculiar to certain great ladies and all great actresses. My next yisit was to the. attorneys, Messrs.- ian aiiu lauu uiaiiaggiiiEiius tucy gcv jjn ino pun ciple is quite equal ,to, Jheir wine and horses. At any rate, my friends in Lincoln's Inn, like others of .the same class, are distinguished by their court eous maunersj deliberate, preceedings, innocence of legal technicalities, long credit, and heavy charges. Leasensv the elder partner, wears pdw der and a huge bunch of seals, lives in1 Queen square, drives a brougham, gives the dinner and does the cordial department. He is so strict in performing the latter duty, that he once addressed a poacher who had shot a duke'a keeper, as ' trjy dear creature,' although, he afterwards hung him. , Fas hum lias chambers in St. James street, drives .a car;, wears a. Upland does the grand ha, ha ptyle. . My business laywith-Leasetaf fT?heinterjiews and letters passing were numerous. However: it fcame at last to the ibllovvngialogue Well, my dear Mr. Discount,' began Mr. Lea se m, who liates me'Hke' poiso'nV 'I'm really very sorry for that poor dear Mr. Molinos knew his father well; a great man, a perfect gentleman; but you know what women are, eh, Mr. Discount 1 My client won't advance a shilling ; she knows it would only be wasted in low dissipation. Now, don't you think (this was said very insinuatingly) don't you think he had better be sent to the workhouse ; very comfortable accommodations there, 1 can assure you meat twice a week, and excellent soup ; and then Mr. D., we might con sider about allowing you something for that bill.' 4JMr. Leasem, can you reconcile it to your con science to make such an arrangement Here's a wife rolling in luxury, and a husband starving !, ' No, Mr. Discount, not starving ; there is the workhouse, as I observed before ; besides, allow me to suggest, that these appeals to feeling are quite unprofessional quite unprofessional.' But Mr. Leasem, touching this property which the poor man is entitled to.' Why, there again, Mr. D. you must excuse me; you really must. I don't say he is; 1 don't say he is not. If you know he is entitled to property, I am sure you know how to proceed; the law is o pen ; and a man of your talent will know how to use it.' ' Then, Mr. Leasem, you mean that I must in order to right this starving man, file a bill of dis covery, to extract from you the particulars of his rights. You have the marriage settlement, and all the information, and you decline to allow a pen sion, or afford any information ; the. man is to starve or go to the workhouse.' ' Why, Mr. D., you are so quick and violent, it really is not professional; but you see (here a subdued smile of triumph,) it has been decdied that a solicitor is not bound to afford such information as you ask, to the injury of his client.' ' Then you mean that this poor Molinos may rot and starve, while you keep secret from him at his wife's request, his title to an income, and that the Court of Chancery will back you in this iniquiti- ty.' I keDt reoeatinff the word " starve." because I saw it made my respectable opponent wince. Pounda wfJ. raPidly m.eliin& henu.h? lPvi j116 t t ii i ii. . ti t I to a grand dinner at Richmond, which included a Well, then, just listen to me. I know that in i dozen of the most agreeablef good-looking, well- the happy state of your equity law, chancery can't j dressed dandies of London, interspersed with a help ray client ; but I have another plan I shall display of pretty butterfly bonnets. We dined de go hence to my office, issue a writ, and take your Ijciously, and drank as men do of iced wines in the . , , dog-days looking down from Richmond Hill, client s husband m execution-as soon as he lodg- 0nof the boIfnelg cmvtned Fhz Roy wilh a ed in jail, I shall file his schedule in the Insolvent wreath offlovvers; he looked less the intellect as Court, and when he comes up for his discharge, I handsome as Alcibiades. Intensely excited and shall put you in the witness box, and examine vou' flushed, he rose, with a champagne glass in his r ; . . , , hand, to propose my health, on oath, 'touching any property of which you know Tfae ora0ical p(?wers of hfs father had nol de the insolvent to be possessed,' and where will be scended on him. Jerking out sentences by spasms, . . . . . tt-.1T 1 T your privileged communications then ? The respectable Leasem's face lengthened a twinkling, his comfortable confident air vanished, he ceased twiddling his gold chain, and, at length he muttered, Suppose we pay the debt V ' Why, then, I'll arrest him the day after for an other.' ' But, my dear Mr. Discount, surely such con duct would not be quite respectable.' 'That's my business; my client has been wrong ed. I am determined to right him, and when the aristocratic firm of Leasem and Fashum lakes ref uge according to the custom of respectable rep- udiators, in the cool arbors of the Court of Chan-, eery, why, a mere bill-discounting attorney like David Discount need not hesitate about cutting a blundgeon out of the Insolvent Court.' Well, well, Mr. D. you are so warm so fiery; we must deliberate we must consult. You will j1"- Here take this note to Mr. Smith, and give me until the day after to morrow and then! that you .don't go to sleep by the way. xv p. ii writs vou our nnnl riptprrnir.nlinn in inn meantime, send us a copy of your authority to act for Mr. Molinos Fitz Roy." Of course, Host no time in getting the gentle man beggar to sign a proper letter. On the appointed day came a communication with the L. and F. seal, which I opened, not with out professional eagerness. It was as follows : ' In re Molinos FUz -Roy and Another. 'Sir In answer to your application in behalf of Mr. Molinos Fitz-Roy; we beg to inform you. that - - under the administration of a paternal aunt who died intestate, your client is entitled to two thou sand five hundred pounds eight shillings and six pence, Three per Cents. ; one thousand five hun dred pounds nineteen shillings and fourpence. Three per Cents, reduced; one thousand lbs., Long Annuities; five hundred pounds, Bank Stock; three thousand and five hundred pounds, India Stock ; besides other securities, making up about ten thou sand pounds, which we are prepared to transfer over to Mr. Molinos Fitz Roy's direction forth with.' Here was a windfall ! It quite look away my breath. . yfi .... ... 4 At dusk came .my gentleman beggar, and what puzzled me was, hbw'to break the "news to him. Being very much overwhelmed with business that day, 1 had not much time for consideration. He came in rather better dressed than when I first saw liim, with only a, week's beard upon his chin; but as usual, not quite so sober. Six weeks had elapsed since our first interview. lie was still the humble, trembling,, low-voiced creature 1 first knew. After a prelude, rsaid,''find,rMi. F. you are en titled to something ; pray, what do you mean to give me in addition to my bill for obtaining it V He answered rapidly Oh, take half; if there is ope hundred pounds, take half; if there is five hundred pounds, fake, half.' 'No, no; Mr. F. t don't do business in that vvay; 1 shall be satisfied with ten per cent.' It was so settled. I then led him out into the street, impelled to fell him the news, yet dreadirig the effect ; not daring tos make the revelation in my office, for fear of a scene. ,1 began iheitaUngy. ' Mr. Fjtz Pqy.-I am hap py to say tliat j .find. you entitled to T f . ten thousand pounds ! 1 Ten thousand pounds!' he echoed. 'Ten thousand pounds'!' 'he1 yelled, seized my arm vio len tly 'You are a brick. Here cab! cab !' Sev- eral drove up the shout might have been heard a : 1 n cr TT. , . .i units un- ne jumpea into tne nrst. ' Where to V said the driver, To a tailor's you rascal.' Ten thousand pounds ! ha, ha, ha !' he repeat ed hysterically, when in the cab ; and every mo ment grasping my arm. Presently he subsided, looked me in the face, and muttered with agoniz ing fervor : What a jolly brick you are t The tailor, the hosier, the bootmaker, the hair dresser were in turn visited by this poor pagan of externals, as, oy degrees, under their hands, he emerged from the beggar to the gentleman, his spirits rose; his eyes brightened; he walked erect, but always nervously grasping my arm; fearing, appparently, to lose sight of me for a moment. The impatient pride with which he gave his orders to the astonished tradesmen for the finest and best of everything, and the amazed air of the fashiona ble hair-dres3er, when he presented his matted locks and stubbie chin to be 'cut and shaved,' may be acted it cannot be described. By this time the external transformation was complete, and I sat down in a cafe in the Hay market, opposite a haggard, but handsome, thor ough bred looking man, whose air, with the ex ception of the wild eyes and deeply browned face, did not differ from the stereotyed men sitting a round us. Mr. Molinos Fitz Roy had already nearly forgotten the past ; he bullied the waiter, and criticised the wine, as if he had done nothing else but dine, and drink, and scold there all the days of his life. Once he wished to drink, my health, and would have proclaimed his whole story to the coffee-room assembly, in a raving style- When I left he al most went in terror at the idea of losing sight of me. But, allowing for those ebuhtions the nat ural result of such a whirl of events he was won derfully calm and self-possessed. The next day, his first care was to distribute fifty pounds amongst his friends the cadgers, at a house of call in Westminster, and formerly to dis solve his connection with them ; those present un dertaking for the 41 fraternity," that, for the future, he should never be noticed by them in public or in private I cannot follow his career much farther. Ad versity had taught him nothing. He was soon again surrounded by the well-bred vampires who had forgotten him when penniless; but they amused , him, and that was enough. The ten thousand at length he said, " I was a beggar I am a gen tleman thanks to this ' Here he leaned on my shoulder heavily a mo ment,. and then fell back. We raised him, loos ened his neckcloth " Fainted I" 3aid the ladies. " Drunk J" said the gentlemen. He was dead ! The Power of Kindness. 'Tom ! here !' said a father ro his boy, speak--ing in a tone of authority. The lad was at play. He looked towards his father : but did not leave his companions. Do you hear air V spoke the father more i sternly than at first Wiih an unhappy face and a reluctant step . the boy left his play and approached his parent. 1 Why do you creep along at a snail's pace,' said the latter angrily, ' Come quickly ? I want you, when I speak I like to be obeyed instant J The boy took the note. There was. a cloud upon his brow. He moved away, but at a slow pace. ' You Tom ! Is that doing as 1 ordered ? Is that going quickly ?' called the angry faiher, when he saw the boy creeping away. 'If you are not back in half an hour, I will punish you.' But the words had but little effect. The boy's feelings were hurt by the onkindness of his parent.' He experienced a sense of injus- . tIcf; a consciousness mat wrong nau oeen Uone .... 1. - I J . . . .... -.-.". I If Hid mIIiap nrnnH , . .t.ii i - IO II I 111. Uj llaiuio ii u nao iinu mo taiii .1 piuuu aud stubborn, and these qualities of his mind were aroused and he indulged in them, fear less of consequences. I never saw such a boy,' said the faiher speaking to a friend who had observed the oc currence. ' My words scarcely made an im pression on him. Kind words are ofien more powerful,' aaid the friend. The faiher looked surprised. Kind words,' continued the friend', are like' the gentle rath and refreshing dews, but harsh words bend and break like the angry tempest. They first developo and strengthen good arTec lions, whtle the others sweep over the heart in devastation, and mar and deform all that they (ouch. Try him wiih kind words. They will prove an hundred fold more powerful.' The father seemed hurt by this reproof But it left him thoughtful. Ah hour passed ere his boy returned. At times during his absence he was angry at the delay ; and meditated the' infliction of punishment. But ihe words of re monstrance were in his ears, and: he resolved to obey them. At last the lad cama slowly in with a ploudy countenance and reported the, result of his errand. Having staid far beyond his time, he looked for a punisifi)e.i)t and was prepared to receive it in a spirit of angry defi ance. To his surprise, afier delivering the message he had brought, his father, instead of angry reproof and punishment, said kindly very well, my sqn you can now go to your play'agaih.' ' The boy went out, but' was riot happy, 4 He had disobeyed and disobliged his father and the thought of 'this troubled him., Harsh words hadi not clouded his mind but aroused a spirit of reckless angor. Instead of joining his com? pajnious he went and sat down by himself,' ' grieving over his act of disobedience. As he sal thus he heard his name called. He listen ed ! 1 Thomas my son,' said the father, kindly. The boy sprang to his feet and was almost' , instantly by the side of his parent. ' Did you call faiher V I did my son, will you take this package to Mr. Long for me V There was no hesitation in the boy's manner. He looked pleasent at the thought of doing his faiher a service, and reached out his hand for the package. On receiving it he bounded away with a light step. There is a power in kindness,' said the father, as he sat musing, after the lad's depar ture. And even while he sat musing over the incident, the boy came back with a chere ful, happy face, said ' Can 1 do anything else for you, father V Yes, there is a power in kindness. The tempast of passion can oniy subdue, constrain and break, but in love and gentleness there is the power of the summer rain, the dew and. , the sunshine. The Devil's Gift; OR THE THREE BARS OF COLD. A LEGEND FROM THE FRENCH There once lived in Scotland three poor blacksmiths. Their habitation was situated in the mountains which surrounded the pretty town of Perth. Though ihey labored inces santly, they could barely obiain sufficiency of the coarsest food ; and frequent and sorrowful were their prayers ihat God would send them some little portion of the bounty which so many enjoy without merit ; or that their lives and wrechedness might end together. Labor and prayers were alike fruitless ; misery alone seemed their lot. Despaiing of fortune, they were one even ing conversing ; " Since," aaid they, "our prayers avail noth ing, let us turn to the Evil One, he may hear us wiih favor V1 " At midnight at the Blackrock mountain I will await you. If you have courage to meet me there fortune is yours. Remember mid night." Speechless with terror, the brothers gazed upon each other. The youngest at last broke the silence : "My brothers, do you hear I Shall we go ?" " We will obey," exclaimed the elder, On the approach of midnight, they bent their steps towards ihe mountain. As they drew near it, they heard the ringing of an anvil, but saw neither light nor smoke. With terror they advanced to discover whence the sound pro ceeded. They reached the end of the path. The noise of a thousand hammers resounded ; but on looking around they saw but a solitary man at work. " I awaited you," he said, and was forging for you. This product of my labor is yours upon one condition. If ai the end of nine years you do not return it to me, or the value it has produced you, you are mine boih body and soul, and all your possession shall vanish from the earth. A whim sometimes impels me to benefit mortals ; endeavor to profit by mine." So saying he gave each a mass of iron and dismissed them. The brothers arrived al home, nol much pleased with the event of iheir journey, ques tioning whether the gifts promised much, and nol doubling thai they should return them -at the appointed lime. They fell asleep, thinking" of their adventure, whose result, by no means equalled their expectations. On awakening next morning, they were a bout io commence their daily toil, havfng almost forgotten the disappointment of the proceeding evening, when suddenly they perceived three ingots of gold, which had replaced the masses of iron. Their joy was unbounded. In a short time they resided in a magnificent palace. Their retinue was regal in its splen dor. Forgetting their promise to the Evil One to return the value of his gift, they passed their time in enjoyment without seeking to ascertain its worth. The nine years rolled away in festivals, and the most extravagant delights. The close of the term al length arrived. The demon; punc tual to his appointed time, appeared at midnight, during a splen'dtd entertainment given at the palace. s . The hideous apparition, rising among' the1 guests addressed ihe brother : "The last hour is about to striko. What7' have you in return to me ?" - They were dumb with terror. An internal smile played upon the features of the tempter He struck the ground the palace disappeared. A horrid tumult filled the, air as the ministers of the demon's vengence swept away his victims. Even now it is said that the traveller as ha., hurries over the site of ihe palace hears three voices in ihe air which cry: "Traveller, beware, forget not the future." Dog aud liOgic. A fat old gohtlemari was bitten in the calf of his leg by a dog. Heat once ruined to tfie office: of the Justice of the Peace, and preferred a complainliHgainst a joker in the neighborhood, whom he supposed to be the owner of the of fending cur. The following was the defence offered, by the wag ; " 1. By testimony in fa vor of the general good, character of my dog 1 siiajl prove that nothing could make him so forgetful of his canine dignity as to bite a, calf. ,2d.'He is blind, and cannot see to biieit would . be utterly impossible for him to go out of his way io do so, on account of his severe lame ness. ; 4th Granting his eye9 and legs to be grjodghe.has no tecih, 5th. My dog died sixf ' weeks ago. 6th 1 never-had any dno."