Jeffersonian Republican. (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, September 26, 1850, Image 1
-r, -y'r - iff wf? 4.vSi4 3f,t The whole art ok Government consists in the art of being honest. Jefferson. VOL. 11. STRO UDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 26, L850. No. 5. -J f ffetr&fttt t Ait i, x Published by Theodore Schoch. TERMS Two dollars per annum in advance Two dollars nud n au?er hn& Swly-nd if not paid before the end of the dote and a half. Those who receive their naners bv a carrier or stage drivers employed by the proprie tor will be charged 37 1-2 cents, per year, extra. No papers discontinued until all arrearages arc paid, except althe option of the Editor. r? drcrtisements not exceeding one square (sixteen hnes( will lie inserted three weeks for one dollar, and twenty-five cents for every subsequent insertion. The charge for one and three insertions the same. A liberal discount made to yearly advcrtiseis. JEPAU letters addressed to the Editor must be post-paid. JOB PRINTING. Having a general assortment of large, elegant, plain and orna mental Type, we are prepared to execute every description of Cards, Circulars, Bill Heads, Holes Blank Receipts, JUSTICES, LE'GAL AND OTHER BLANKS, PAMPHLETS, &c. .Printed with neatness and despatch, on reasonabletcrms AT THE OFFICE OF THE .Yeffcrsouiaii Republican. A ILoi of Breaks. BV L. southwick. Creak up the haunts of vice and crime, Break rocks with Dupont's Powder ; Break up house-keeping, if you don't Know how to make a chowder. Break off bad habits, and break out Into a fit of laughter, But if you break the Temperance Pledge, You'll rue it ever after. Break not your promise or your pate, Affection's ties ne'er sever ; Break not the Sabbath or your neck, In any case whatever. Break no glass-lamps or wholesome laws, Nor crockery or china ; But break all vessels which contain The stuff that gets men shiny. Break open letters, eggs and clams, And oysters fat and greasy ; Beak off the squashes.and your sins, And make your conscience eSsy. Break lobsters' claws, and nuts to find The meat that's in them hidden ; -But never break the Temperance Fledge, For that's a thing forbidden. Break not a link in friendship's chain, Break not your nose by falling, Break not the broomstick o'er the heads Of brats to stop their bawling. Break not a window-pane or sash, No shoe-strings or suspenders ; But break away from lippling-shops, And shun all todly-venders. Break up a piere of ground to plant, When all the ice and snow 's off, 7'lien put an old rum bollle in Your field to keep the crows off. The Prince of Magicians. It is related of Sinor Blitz, that wishing one day, while in Pennsylvania, to procure a draft on New ! story." York, for a certain amount, he stepped into one of! ' Offended ! not I. Its the silliest thing in the the country banks in this State, and made known his world to get offended, particularly at those who wishes to the proper officer, who, by the way, was wish to do us good. The doctor often has to ad a staid old Quaker. Being informed that he could ! minister unpleasant drugs to effect a cure." be accommodated, he was asked "Well then, Ellen, I was taking tea with a neigh- M In whose name shall I draw the draft?" bor last week, and we went into the milk room "In my own, Signor Blitz," was the answer. Art thou the wonderful man who is perform- , . . ,. ing all these mysterious things asked the Qua - ker The same," answered the Signor. ."And, now friend, will thee show me one of thy tricks i lnterrotratGii ihfi Otiakfir. e " With pleasure," answered the magician, and taking a quarter of a dollar from his pocket, he handed it to the officer and requested him lo mark it so that he would be able to distinguish it. I his the yuaker did. Ana now, saia oignor, taking a glove irom ; AJ 1 1 . II T -l . his pocnet and placing ,t over the quarter, which .ne had laid upon the counter "are you sure that 'InP'niiartar 10 mofn. iVin -.),. Ill ... u ,ucl ,B Quite sure, answered the Quaker, gently lift- g.gioe ana oenoiuing me quarter snugly es- consed, under it. 'Sure, quite sure of it V asked the Signor. t -yr f . it . ., , les, my .nend, I see it with -my own eyes, ; answered the other. ' Lift the glove," said magician. - The Quaker did so, and to his consternation the quarter was gone. jEriend," said the Quaker, wilt thou do that once moreT Aeain the Sisnor ularo.i ii.Q ; nu;nn mn,;nnln .u o- , . . ; position, and motioning the Signor to stand back, tho nabpr ni.rpd hie p. Ant ,., ...J. .. i" -; ujjtin a ltjvei wiiii the counter, and then making a sudden drive at the glove, he lifted it and the quarter was gone. " Jonathan," said the Quaker, drawing a long breath, "place that money," referring to the amount received for the draft "away in the safe, and lock it up, and put the key in thy pocket.' " Well," said the Signor, who is always fond of joke, "now I will give yrou a proposition. If I can, standing where I am, draw that money in my pocket, I am to keep it ; if I cannot, I will surren der the draft, and both draft and money is yours." "Go thy way, friend, thou sho.uld'st not do such things," said the Quaker, politely bowing the Sig- nouo.the .door. Mrs. Dubios, in describing an in insane Tom cat, says "He dashed under the bed, where he converted his eyes into two balls of phosphorus, his tail into a Bologna sausage, while his voice assumed an unearthhness' that reminded her of Old Scratch himself. Sheot him out of the house by shoot ing him with ihe slcjppaij. " From of the Ohio Cultivator. Mrs. .Tone's Experience, or the Art of laving Easy. nr FRANCIS D. GAGE. " I can't see for my life, how you get along so easy, Mrs. .lones," said the merry Ellen, to her nearest neighbor; "your family is larger than ours, and you have less help but you are always in lime come when 1 will, I find thing in good or der no bustle, fuss or confusion. Now we all work from morning to night, at our house, and our work is never done. There must be some witch work about it some secret : do tell us; won't you 1" " Why, Ellen, T do not know that there is any great secret about it ; all I can tell is, that I don't seem to work very hard, but some how I do get along very easy, you say, with all that seems to fall to my lot." " " Well we know that, Mrs. Jones, and we know loo, that you do more reading and writing than any of the rest of us, and visit the sick more, and find time for everythink that is good oh, there is a se cret, I know there is, and jou must toll me all a bout it." " Yes, Ellen, I will tell you all I know about ir, for you're a real smart girl, and will make a first . rate wife for our Fred, some day, but you must first promise to try and make my secret of practi cal use to yourself and teach every body else." Ellen blushed, and almost wished she had not , been so impertinent. But Ellen was a good sen-1 industry. A greater or more foolish mistake, nev sible girl, and was impressed with the idea that er associated itself with popular prejudices, than Fred would want a wife somewhafresembling his j lMat jt js the nalure 0f his avocation that gives mother in domestic matters ; so she stooped down , character and dignity to the man. For our part, and tied her shoe, to hide her confusion. Mrs. j we sliould be sadly puzzled to discover the dis Jones laid down the cheese knife, (for it was ear- i Unction between any two of the varied occupations ly in the morning,) took up the baby which herjwnicn employ the industry of man, that would kind heart and arms had taken home, and picked J rase lhe operative in the one case'above the one up a basket of green peas that were to be shelled j in the ot)en 0ne occupation is precisely as rred fnr dinner, and sat down to nurse her little orphan itabe in ilseff and as commendable to its indus to sleep, take the peas out of the pod and tell her; trious pursuer as another, provided it be honora the story. j bje and "in perfect harmony with the laws of God " Well, Ellen, my secret is just this : when I go j and marK It is the man that ennobles the occu out to shake the table cloth, I always bring in a1 palion not lhe occupatjori ,nat dignifies the man. stick of wood, or when I nurse the baby I shell the , it js wen tnal we are nol au fiUeu by habit, edu peas, or read my newspaper ; or in other words I j cation, and taste, for the same avocation. How economise time; seldom take two steps where one ever these natural divisions are by no means dis will answer, and try to do everything the shortest tjnctions. It is the diversity of taste, together and easiest way. I pulverise saleratus enough to last a month at one time, keep it in a convenient vessel, ano men it is always ready lor use no un- tying papers and scattering the floor and cup-, board, no table, no rolling pin, or morter to clean, but once ; instead of beating my eggs with a knife j or spoon, I have a whip made of pieces of wire j appropriate allotments. bent in an oblong shape like a tassel, and tied j The man who follows in the wake of the plow with a bit of twine to a hicory handle, and I can ' hare, jn his strioed frock, and with bronzed and beat the whites oi six eggs to a standing loam in two minutes, as easily as you could in half an 1 nour uun a Knue. .rtny oooy can mane a wnip ; that can whittle a stick or find a piece of wire, if j tliey cannot arlord to buy one. I only mention j tnese tnings as samples oi my time aving. nut if you will not be offended I will tell you a little and cheese room to see the cheese ana as we i came back we stonDed a few minutes to chat in 1 jwuiB ucMuppeu a iu iiiniuiej 10 oiiai in : the kitchen ; the lady told one of the girls that 1 she might make some flannel cakes, or griddle ; The daughters, too, must have a maternal spy up cakes, as some call them, for lea. She started off nn th0;r or0r na ,n,i rnn0,on ind ua on the bound to her duty. First she ran down n j t ... . it- ruiicii ana uroupni un me DiniRr-mi ik inr nnininrr 0 - J - -----...g, i almost a pailful ; then she ran back for the eggs, ; untied half a pound of saleratus, scattered a spoon- fui on the floor and another on the table, rolled it anc l5ed it up; next turned her butter milk out and spattered a new dress all about the waist, snlashed u au over the table on divers ihinirs. said 'nh'nu , .:.,., .,i m i:u. : shaw v picked np the saleratus from the floor, ry t Eqlially as honorable and respectable, j cleaned her dress, and caught a plate and ran to'se they are all employed for the same purpose. I. , ....... i J 1 J lne meal room . came back WJln a heaping plate 0f flour, threw it into the pan and stirred away, back and forth, till it was all submerged and all ' lumps. There was not-flour enough ; away she j ran aaain. broucht a little more : there was still ' 1 not enough, and the third journey had to be made. ! in all was dashed, and stirred away till her face ' glowed like pa3ony ; all at once she thought of her eggs, and broke them into the batter. She had forgotten the salt, and ran the fourth lime to the meal room. Now her batter was too thick, and more butter milk had to be used, and consequent- ly the saleratus paper had to undergo another op t.- A , , . , . .. ' , eration. Fmnally, after much labor and toil, and an expenditure of much time and waste of materi al, the lumpy batter was ready for use. But here was a new 'trouble ; the fire that was just right half an hour before was exhausted; the griddle j which had been set on the stove in the beginning, burned rough, the kitchen and ante rooms full of uujh,u.i,uu Miiumc uiiu uuur ui uuiiji yiuaae the cakes stuck fast to the iron and two messes were wasted before the griddle could be . rubbed smooth ; the dish cloths were all in a sad plight, and the young lady had expended as much actual labor as would have prepared the whole meal, set the table and all." " Oh, dear that was me; any body might know that picture ! But how would you have mana ged ?" " I should have taken my pan and spoon, put my saleratus into the pan, gone down cellar, and with my cup, which I keep in the jar for that pur ppse. dipped the butter milk without spatteripg it, into niy pan ; then broke. tho, egs carefully into the millfcrrgone from, there loathe nieal room, and sifted the proper quantity of flour in and stirred it carefully, thus beating the eggs while I stirted in the flour dropped in a little salt, and returned to the kitchen, all in five minutes, without having one thing out of place, except the egg shells, and those I should have removed at some other time. So you see instead of four journeys to the cellar, two to fetch and two to carry back, and four to the meal room, I should have done the whole work, saved my strength, saved the wear and tear of shoessaved the soil of my dress, saved the fire, tho annoyance, and a good half hour for something else, and had better cakes for supper, into the har gian. And this is only one half hour saved in get ting supper by one hand. It took three that night longer to get tea by one half, than it would have taken me to have got it alone." " But, law me ! here's the baby fast asleep the peas are all shelled, and my story must be wound up, for it is time to whey off the curd." If this bit of experience does you any good, we may 'tell you another story some day. OCCUPATIONS. The following excellent remarks from the Wa yerly Magazine, are so strongly characterized with gO0(I 3ense.and practical everyday applications, we have at once set them down as sound doc trine : There is a most radical error pervading society at the present in regard to plain, honest, hardy in wjln gooci an(j wholesome laws and regulations, thal harrnonize this vast workshop of intricate in Justry, the world. Without this diversity, all wouU1 ue riot and confusion, and physical power aione WOuld reap the benefits of labor As it is, lhe weak and strong have each their several and toughened hands, plants his seed the man with sn-lUUy face anc leather apron, who, with strong and vj rf)rous sinews , swin gs his clanging sledge from earlv morn t0 twilight eve or the man who bends over ,lis rin , stone lhe live iong day, is not the whit below the smooth-faced, keen eved mer chant, who follows the feminine employment of measuring tape and ribbon the eagled eyed bar rister, who expounds, or rather mystifies the law, or he whose stately tread resounds in our halls of legislation. Still, there exist in the community a low and baneful prejudice in regard to this matter of labor. Why, fathers now a-days must keep a sharp eye on their sons, lest thev stray from "the Ipnrnpfl nrnftiinn " anrl tnl-o un tlm AnrrrA'inrr rr r i i . . . , - CUnat,0n of a mechanic, and thus entail a calamity r,m;i ,i.:u k ua i;i, uan ' k;'.p . r 1 uuiuuic . ii iijf, me yuuil lilUV WIJIJIU' a3 HlllJll think of linking her daughter with a Pataeonian iin..;uiA i wi,., u i i.i ..u heathen as a mechanic. Are not the use of the trowel, the anvil, the spade, and the hammer, just as laudable employ ments wherewith to build up our comforts in life, Labor is labor, whether performed in the field and workshop, or behind the counter, and in the study. TTnnoci. n,i hnnM. ioi, ,u Mm , er performed by tho king or the peasant, by the nr;nd u.n . ;t ;n u .1 t"'""1 ,'1 ia y iiittii , ii lojuav ua iiuiiwuiuiu m mu uilu nc in n,hr uA n, nfh rao nnA admiration of the world. " Vat's de matter? Vat's de matter !" exclaim ed an old Dutch friend of ours, as he tucked up his apron and ran out of the shop to know the meaning of a crowd in his neighbourhood ; " vat's de matter 1" "There is a man killed," replied a. bystander. " Oh, is dat all V said our friend, evidently disappointed ; "ish dat all 1 spose a man killed ! humph ! 1 thought it was a fight." Editorial Courtesies. The ediior of ihe Clarksville Chronicle, in speaking of the Hopkinsville Free PresM says : " Mr, Noble is said to be a good wriier, and we know him lo possess a lively imagination, ho being the self-same individual who once charged us through his paper wiih being a rob ber of hen-roobls. We bear him no malice, however, on this account, and offer him our best wishes for his success. To this Mr. Noblo, wnh noble magnanimity, replies : " Thank you Bob. Wo rcciprocato your good wishes ; and since we hava learned some thing of your captivaiing , beauty, we wiihdraw the hen-roobt charge, ,:bejng satisfied that no Ijen of reppectablo instinct would 1st ynu get close enough to make her yinir. xapnco.V A IVlarrige in St. Petersbcrfr. A fair correspendeut supplies us wiih the fol lowing "Chip" from St. Petersburg: In England we used lo think the marrie ceremony, with all its solemn adjuncts, an im pressive affair ; but it is child's play when com pared with lhe elaborate formalities of a Rus sian wedding. In England, the "bride, though a principal, is a passive object ; but in Russia she has, before and at ihe ceremony, to under go as much physical fatigue and exejtion as a prima donna who has to tear through a violent opera, making every demonstration of the most passionate grief. Bui you shall hear how they manage on these occasions. The house keeper of Mons. A., who has been in his service for eighteen years, and conse q'jemly no.youihful bride, took ii into her head io marry a shoemaker, who, like his intended, is not remarkable for his personal beauty. Friday was fixed for the happy day, and aboui two o'clock in the afternoon, I caught sight of the bride, weeping and wailing in a most dole ful manner. I heard nor saw no more of her till 6 in the evening, when she appeared in Mad. A.'s room, attired for the ceremony. Her dress was of dark silk, (she not being allowed to wear while, in consequence of some early indiscretions,) with a wreath of white rose a round her head, and a long white veil, which almost enveloped her. She sobbed, howled, went off into hysterics, and fainted ; I felt ex cessively sorrv for her, bui did all inv sooihing in vain, for she refused to be comforted. As soon as she became calm, we all assembled in ihe drawing room, and Mons. A.'s godson, a little fellow five years old, entered the room first, bearing the patron saint, St. Nicholas, then came the bride, followed by her train of female friends. She knelt down befgro Mons. and Mad. A and ihey each in turn held the image over head, saying they blessed her, and hoped hhe would " go to her, hapiness." -She kissed iheir feel frantically ; and they assisted her up, and she was conducted weeping to the car- i Ige. On arriving at the church, about half past 7, we were met by the friends of the bridegroom, who stood at one end of the church, surrounded by his family, and every now and then casting anxious looks ai lhe beloved one, who was sob bing and howling like a mad woman. I thought how painful it must be for him, poor man, to witness such distress, and wondered why she !hould marry any one for whom she manifes ted such dislike. Af'er administering resiora tivet, die bacame calmer, and the priest ap peared when off she went again into hyster ica more sudden, though not so violent as her pre ious performances ; but this time, was soon restored, and the ceremony commenced. One priest s'ood at the aliar, and two others ai a kind of table or reading desk at some dis lance. The happy couple were placed beside each oilier, behind the priests, who commenced chanting ihe service in beautiful stylo. The bride and the bridegroom held each a lighted wax taper in their hand ; a little more chant ing, and then a small piece of carpet was brought, upon which they both stood ; two crowns were then presented io them, ihese wore held over their heads by the bridesmen. More chanting : then ihere was wine brought, while they were obliged to drink, first he and ihen she ; ihey made three sups of it, though ai first ihere appeared only about a wine-glassful ; after this the priest took hold of ihom and walked them round the room three times, the bridegroom's man following and holding the crowns over their heads to ihe best of his abil ny ; but he fell short of his duty, for the bride groom was rather tall and his man rather shon; hence fTiero was much difficulty and slight awk wardness in this part of the proceedings ; then followed a kind of exhortation, delivered in a very impressive manner by the senior priest. After this ihey proceeded to lhe altar, prostra ted ihernselves before ii, kissed the ground wiih great apparent fervor ; then all the saints were kissed, and lastly the whole parly assembled We then adjourned to the carriages, and after a quick ride soon found ourselves at home. Here Monsicr and Madame A. performed the part of Pere ct Merc, met the dridal party car rying ihe black bread and salt which is always given on such occasions. Thi9 was, with some words a blessing of course waved o ver tho heads of the new ly married couple, who were on their knees kissing most vehemently the feel of their Pere ct Mere. After this cere mny, which moans, "May you never want ihe; good hero offered you," thoy arose and again ihe kissing mania came upon the whole party wnh greater vehemence than ever. Nothing j was heard for some time but the sound of lip: at length a calm came, and with it champagne, in which every one of thern drank "Long life and haniness to tho newly wed pair," all! striking their glasses till I thought there would be a universal smash, so violently were they carried away by their enthusiasm ; then came chocolate, and lastly fruit. As soon as the feasting was over, he dancing commenced with a Polonaise; the .steward and a great man in the house, leading off ihe bride, who by this time had forgotien all her sorrows. About twenty couple followed, and away they went through one room, out at an o'her, uriull they had made the whole circuit of ihe apartments. We left tlfem at half past eleren, but they kept up the fun till five in ihe morning, when ihey conducted lhe happy pair to their dwel ling. Upon my expressing pity for the bride, and also my astonishment why she married a man so verry lepugiiaul lo her, 1 learni lhat she would not be considered eiiher a good wife or a good woman unless the was led to lhe altar in a shower-bath of tears ; in fact, in Russia, the more tears a woman shed, the belter her husband likes pr Dickens Huusopold W'ojds The Lace merchant's Dojr. Who wduld have imagined ihai a dog had been made serviceable as a clerk, and had thus made for his master upwards of a hundred thou sand crowns ? And yet an accident like this happened upwards of ihirty years since. One of those industrious beings who know how to make a chaldron of coals out of a billiet of wood, determined, in extreme proverty, to engage in trade. He preferred lhat of merchandise which occupied ihe least space, and was calculated (o yield the greatest profii. He borrowed a small sum of money from a friend, and repairing to Flanders, he ihere bought pieces of lace, whichj without any danger ho smuggled into France in ihe following manner ; He trained an active spaniel to his purpose. He caused him to be shaved, and procured for him the skin of another dog, of the same hair and shape. He then rolled ihe lace round the body of his dog, and put over the garment of the stranger so adroiily, that it was impossible to discover the trick. The lace being thus arran ged in his pedestrian bandbox, he would say to his messenger. " Forward, my friend." At ihese words lhe dog would start, and pass bold ly through the gates of Malines or Valencien nes, in the face of the vigilent officers placed there lo prevent smuggling. Having effected this he would wait for his master at a little dis tance in the open country. There they mutually caressed and feasted, and the merchant placed his packages in a place of security, renewing his occupation as necessity required. Such was the success of the smuggling, in less than five or six years ho amassed a handsome for tune and kept his coach. Envy pursues the prosperous : a mischievous neighbour betrayed ihe lace merchant, and notwiihstanding his ef forts to disguise the dog, he was Bupecled watched, and discovered. America Tea The tea grown here turns out far more high ly and deliciously flavored than that imported, being in all respects like that drank by the ! wealthy in China, ihe grand difference be tween the American grown and ihe imported being in the loss of flavor occasioned by ihe sea voyage. Latitude ihirty-four north, in Al abama, Georgia, and North-Carolina proves belter suited for cultivation of ihe plant than I any o'her region. Dr. Davis of South-Carolina j who originated the experiment, is already real izing handsomely by the sale of his young trees, which are eagerly bought up at any prcie by southern agriculturalists. There are some persons yet living who can recollect when the cotton plant was only seen in flower-pots in which it was cultivated on account of its lovely blossom ; one of the pret tiest flowers in ihe calender of horticulture. Observing men in the south who ktiow the his tory of tho cotton-raising business of this coun j try are generally of opinion that tea-growing is about to become quite as impottant to us, in e ven less time lhan it has taken us to becoma ihe great co'ton-producing country of ihe world. The character of soil and climate adapted lo the growth of the tea-plant, are not soch a3 to make it interfere at all with the production of the cotton. Newspaper Impositions. The following hit, which is as true as it is spicy, we clip from an exchange. It is peculiar)' appli cable to some office seekers, and office-hoders in this region of country. Some men make them selves annoyingly agreeable when in search of the " loaves and fishes," but after having obtained the object of their pursuit, it not unfrequently occurs that they act upon the principle which all ingrates adopt as their Koran" Feed your enimies and starve your friends .'" We publish it for the aspe cial benefit of this class of politicians. " Every body seems to think tho printer a fair subject to plunder. Not unfrequently leading pol iticians receive the paper for years and nevefthink of paying for it. and when their bill is sent in, quite indignantly return a letter with " slop my paper.1' Mr. so-and-so wishes to become a candidate for an office. He has no talents, it may be, or no in fluence, or is known frequently to have opposed the regular nominations, but he gets some friend . to puff him through the newspaper, and thus suc ceeds in getting himself nominated. Then, per haps, for the first time, he comes forward and sub scribes for that paper which he expects to pro mote his ambitious aspiration. Now what claims has such a man to the support of a paper, to which he never contributed a dollar ? And yet we have . been called upon to support men for lucrative of fices, who had never taken our paper before they had received their nomination from the county convention, and were too mean and niggardly to subscribe and pay for it even if we had spent both time and money to secure their election. But un less we are mistaken, we will never do so again, nA RintR our Dosition. that we will put for- UIIU I1W ward no man for any county office, who is not a regular paying subscriber for our paper." JJjPIn Paris the fashionable ba?hers aro provided with drawers and show much of the plumpness of Norman ponies in their develop ments. There are jumping aleps and diving places, and at one end a cafe restaurant. Here some of the swimmers, in Eden costume, enter and seat themselves at ihe tables, whero thoy are waited on by femalo attendants. AH hjs is in the heart of Paris, ona river wide enough? to refresh without culling into lifeless twain the halves of the city. Trib Cor. The Debt of Taxas. In June 1837, Texas passed an act to consoli date her debt and then found its amount $3,000,000; In 1848 this had increased to upwards of $11,000, 000, and probably amounts at the present period, 1850, to S 12,000,000. The appropriation by Con-" greas will be applied, one-half to the payment of' the Bond holders and one-half to the Slate for-hcr. own uses and purposes. The. vlue of Texas has largely increased since the pastf ge of the liJlh