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MONROE COUNTY jTluuaI Fire Insurance Company, The rate of Insurance is one dollar on the thousand dollars insured, afier which payment no subsequent tax will be levied, except Jo cov-; ,er actual loss or damage by fire, that may fall upon members of the company. The nett profits arising from interest or oih erwise, will be ascertained yearly, for which each member in proportion to his, her, or their deposite, will have a credit in the company. , Each insurer in or with the said company will be a member thereof during the term of his or her policy. The principle of Mutual Insurance "liWbeeh thoroughly testedhas been tried by the unerring test of experience, and has proved successful and become very popular. It af fords the greatest security against "loss or dam age by fire, on the most advantageous and 'reasonable terms. A-pplications for Insurance to be made in person, or by letters addressed to T' JAMES H; WALTON, Sec'y- . , MANGERS. : Jacob pootz hn Edinger n i. .James H. Walton l JEdward Posten .Robert Bov Michael H Dreher Jacob Frederipk i George 13. Koljer Peter Shaw John Miller tf? 'Rjcntrd S. Staples Jacob.Shoemaker Bajsar Eeiher.man. -v - JAUUB UUHil Zj, rresiaem j -M'MES H. Walion, Treasurer. , Str.oud&burg, January 31, 1850. STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 14, L850. The Praise of Labor. To the tired Toilers ring, Brother bring your song and tabor, Poets of all nations, sing, To-day, a hymn of praise to labor : CHORUS. " Viva Labor ! long live labor, Strongest sceptre ! keenest sabre- Ohaunt the Hymn ! strike on the tabor, Liegemen, sing the Song of Labor. ii n. (German,) On the German Rhine-banks I, Have beheld his banners fly, While the ordered ranks beneath, Struck a stroke at every breath Sledges on the anvils ringing, Poets in their gardens singing, " Viva Labor ! long live Labor, &c. in. (Italian,) Where the Arno winding comes, Under shade of Florence domes Where Genoa rises steep, Crowing high the subject deep Where live Rome and dead Rome dwell, Like corpse in crypt near Sexton's cell Through Italaia's storied length, Daily toil and chaunt at even, The great human song to Heaven : " Viva Labor! long live Labor, &c. IV. (Frenchman,) Ah ! my France, thy dauntless spirit, Love of toil doth still inherit, And no power but armed wrong Ever yet hath hushed thy song ; In the province, in the street, Troops of toilers you may meet Men who make as light of labor, As our minstrel of his tabor, " Viva Labor ! long live Labor, &c. v. (Irishman,) Ask not me for merry song, Music flies the lane of wrong ! By the noble Shannon river, Wretched land-serfs moan and shiver Whining all day in the city. Are the partners Woe and Pity Lordlings think toil don't beseem them. Though their own sweat might redeem them, " Viva Labor! long live Labor, &c. VI. (American,) In the land where man is youngest, On the soil where nature's strongest, Come and see a greater glory Than the old Pine-bender's story ! Come and see the city's arms, Filling forests with alarms See before the breath of steams, Space and waste fly like a dream: 44 Viva labor ! long live labor, Strongest sceptre ! keenest sabre Chaunt the hymn ! strike on the tabor, Liegemen, sing the Song of Labor." liife at tlie SotitJa. hui- thii mnntrv wfen this country a ho wields We know of no editor in a keener pen than Mrs. Swisshelm of the Pittsburg . . , lODhnlm nllUn D I f t V. rr Satutday Visitor. It matters little what she touch es ; she is sure not to leave it until it is finished. And woe to the unlucky wight who runs a tilt against her lance. The Ploughboy, a Kentucky paper, took her to due for some remarks not en- ) tirely complimentary to the "divine institution of slavery." To this she replies by giving a chap ter of her own experience among the " chivalry." Some few years since, it seems she resided at Louisville. What she saw and heard there, we will have her tell after her own way : " We were young when there-, in appearance not more than eighteen had been brought up in a country village, where we had fancied ourself somewhat of a belle and a beauty. We had run wild in tho woods, with company, or without, as suited our fancy, talked philosophy with our beau, if we had one, or gave him a bit of sugar and bade him go home, as suited our humor ; and nobody questioned our right to do so. We knew nothing about any city but Pittsburg, and here we some- times went to church, staid very demurely, and came nome witn our gaiiant, 11 we iiKeo mm, or slipped off in the crowd and went to our lodgings aione.orwun some lemaie ineno, wimoui reier- ence to day or night. But when ;ve went South, we were enslaved, imprisoned, fenced up by a set of conventional rules that they told us were the result of their pe- culiar institution. We dare not go to the pump for a drink, if we had to suffer ever so much from thirst in waiting till the servants came in. Our o hostess, a Kentucky lady of the old school, would have tied us to the bed -post first. We might walk alone bj day-light in any place in the square boun ded by-Market and Walnut sts., First and Eighth; j but the ..suburbs, with its beautiful walks, groves, and private residences, was forbidden ground. When the sun was fairly down, we were forbidden ! to go to the door without a protector, or outside of this charmed square with one. We could not go j on the street without being stared out of counten j ance by Kentucky gallantry. Our hostess said it was because the gentlemen had nothing to do, knew we were a stranger, and looked like a grown P baby- We dare not go to housekeeping and do our own work, for, oh, lack-a-daisy, a wnite woman to work ! Nobody but the Dutch did that. We almost wished to be Dutch, or to be black, or io bo ! anything that would make us less of a slave What a time we were in, like a squirrel in a flour barrel, and how intensely we learned to hate your institu tions, Mr. Ploughboy. A few days after our arrival, a gentleman came to our boarding house and took a room for himself and wife. When they came whispers were. circu lated as to the probabilities of their being married. We were overwhelmed with astonishment, but soon got used to such surmisings about every stran- ger; and learned after a while, that we had been taken for a runaway sohool girl, and our bigger half for a stray German Baron, Spanish smuggler, or Texan Ranger who was hiding from some of his t'other wives. One could not stand in a door for fear some gesture would be construed into some masonic signal to somebody. Every third woman was spoken of as a suspicious character, and as-for the men they had no character at all. The neigh bor over the way who lived in the handsome brick house with double parlors, had a great, big, ugly black woman for ht3 wife, and was raising a family of his own children for sale. That nabob, a little up the street, had a family of dark brunette daughters, and just as many blonds. To each of the blonds he had presented one of the brunettes, just as he would have pre sented ponies. The mother of the dark girls, who were by far the handsomer, he had sold at auction for eight hundred dollars. An Irishman, two squares off, beat his black man to death in open day because he was jealous of him and a slave woman with whom he lived. Every sixth woman on the street woie some article of dress as a badge of infamy, and one happening to go out in one of feese, a sun bonnet for instance, was liable to open insult anywhere or at any hour. We began to feel as one in his best clothes feels amongst a set of children eating bread and molasses. Nothing appeared so thouroughly disgraceful a3 work. This was the business of slaves ; and it appeared generally conceded that a white woman iareu generally uuuceueu i si a w ub Ionian & 3 Id secretly sell her honor rather than submit wou to the disgrace of working for a living. Certainly hundreds did so, for it was reckoned there were full seven hundred women in the city who were utterly abandoned. Girls who had no means of support, except sponging, sat nursing their white , win soon be men . and by that time your fathers ' have r6ceived 8trict and careful tral-nimJ; snould hands, waiting to catch husbands to support them. will be gray-headed or in their graves, and you I exhibit characters in after life so totally the re YVhffn thpv HiH oot nnp 5n verv mm.v mqpq. Hp I will have to take their Dlaces. and do vour share 1 verse of what was exoected. In such cases wo was not able to keep them in idleness, and so he ' in the management of affairs. And as, in this j think ii will generally be found that either the pa- ., ' great and free country, the people govern them- rental discipline was so ill-judged and severe as ran away ; we never saw so many grass widows, j selveS you mayj and many of you most likey wm t0 cause a reactionf or lhat lhe chndren themselves But it would take us a year to trace the curse of have higher duties to perform than such as belong nullified the excellent precepts and example of slavery through all the ramifications of society. ! merely to private life. Perhaps some of the very their parents by the concealed perusal of books Weneversawsomuch trouble in housekeeping.! h?s wh noT?' read these lines, may become Pres- that corrupt the heart, deprave the mind, and . , , -r : idem of the United States, or Township Constable, pave the way, quietly but surely, for all the de (Jne hired Pirl here, for one dollar arm fi tv cents .. .i . - - .,',- . , i ui. - a ' j i D , per week, would do as much work-, and do it bet-, ter than two slaves there, for whom one would ! pay two hundred dollars per annum. Wo did go j .... , , , . , , to housekeeping, but would not hire a slave Once we wanted help ; a big fellow who dressed in satin and broadcloth, sported a gold chain and Havana, and did nothing, proposed to Mr. Swiss- , , I helm to hire him an old woman, for whose ser-. vice he should pay him two hundred a year, and added: j "You would have to horsewhip her yourself,! , c , , , ml. 1 once or twice a week, for she s a real devil, but a, good worker, and lhat wife of yours could do noth- ing with her." Now Mr. Plouohboy, just imagine the man we Qn hnchanrl n (rrpat hnwnt fistPri siv fnnipr whn husband, a great brawny listed six looter, who had been brounht ud on the free hills of Pennsvl - I O t ' ... . . . . vania. and there held a nlouph. takintr off his coat to horsewhip an old woman, to make her do work c t 1 t ,n ' ., k, ,i, t.; 1 for which he was to pay not her, but another big' ' r J ' a , fisted lord of creation like himself. Oh, dear ! j sight, and beyond their reach especially at un We were always glad he did not incline to fight, j seasonable hours, and when they do not know KnMhnf t?mpwp urnrp nrnvokprl hp had not , where you are, nor how engaged. And it is an the fellow's teeth down his throat. The experi ence has grown very long. Some other time we will tell you more of it, Mr. Ploughboy. About that property question. I f we had signed a solemn declaration, paraded it before the world, and reiterated it a thousand times, saying "we be lieved all property as common, we should act very inconsistently in punishing a man for taking what he wanted of ours. Kentucky has declared that 'all men are endowed with an inalineable right to liberty' how then can she punish a man for helping another to regain his liberty It is not likely that we shall ever put anything into the Visitor to incite slaves to rebellion. We j never feel like talking to them. A rebellion would do lhem no g0Q(L It JS slavehoiUers and pQOpi0 of the N(mhj who supporl sjavery, to whom appeal shouid be made Thev have the oower to remedy w evilan evil which presea upon all classes. The slaves pan do nothing, and any one, vvhodi- reclly or indirectly, would attempt to involve them Jn any broil wKh their maslerSj vvouId be an ene. my t0 both and iiui0 short of a madman. No one eyer appeared t0 dreanl) when we were in the ... nF nnn nnnfl-i:no. tr, n QiQro rpn rnr inrnr. mation concerning his or her slate. We trusted only to pur eyes and the testimony of persons anx ious to jnake us think well of the system, and how we do hate it ! We'd scorn alike to be a slave, or have a slave. We will hit the system a knock whenever we can do it fairly and openly ; but there .g nQt a drop of moie blood in our viens, and we cannot work in the dark. Lately we are get ting a good many Southern subscribers, and quite a number of papers from that section are coming for an exchange ; and mind, good friends, we never cheathed you never came in false colors or bor rowed plumes. If we were down at your houses in South Car 0lina. Georgia, or Alabama, we would tell you our hatred 0f.slaVeryfmore fully than-we like to do here, and r(jn lhe risk lf any t,ere be' Definition ofdarkness a blind, Ethiopian in a dark cellar at midnight, looking for a black cat. From the Leioishurg Cfi-onicle. Boys, Attention ! We want to talk to you a little whilo. Keep off the streets at night. Go home as soon as it is dark, and stay there. The streets are no place for you after night fall. You are not benefitted by it in either mind or manners. But instead of improving in habits or morals, you come within range of influences that will have a bad effect on both, and may be as lasting as your lives. You will learn no good there, but must unavoidably learn much evil. The street is the college in which loafers graduate, and you know loafers don't pass for much among respectable people. They are of little use to themselves, or anybody else, and in a majority of cases are much worse than useless. The proper place to spend your evenings, is at home, helping your parents, and learning your lessons. And when you have no other tasks, you ought to be reading good books not bad books, such as you sometimes find in the hands of Gad boys but such books as will make you wiser and better, and fit you for usefulness and happiness. It is not necessary that such books should be dull and dry. There are plenty of excellent books if your parents will only take pains to get them for you that are lively and in teresting, and exactly suited to your years and capacity. Perhaps you aie not fond of reading. If so, we are sorry for you, and you should set I yourselves to work immediately to acquire a taste for it, for there are few enjoyments more pleasur able and innocent. Besides, if you want to be well-informed, you must read, and read a great deal. Knowledge, (at least a large part of it) must be got by reading and hard study, and can be got in no other way. But, you say you must have play and exercise. So you must, and plenty of it too, to make you healthy and strong to build up and invigorate your constitutions, and fit them to bear the heavy burdens that may be laid on your shoulders in af ter years. But go at it in a manly waytake daylight for it, when sunshine and the health-giving breeze are abroad, and don't go prowling about iu the dark, like a parcel of wild young animals just escaped from a menagerie. Ah, you young rogue, you need'nt stand there at the corner in the lamp-light, with such a knowing look, and i ,l l , , r , r -r . i your thumb at the end ot your nose, as if you ' were wjser llian editors and parents both. We are telling you the sober truth, and it would be well lor you to lay it to heart, and practice upon it before bad habits have grown so strong that you can't easily change them. Besides, you must re- r.nllfirr thnt vntt will nnf nKvnuc iiA hnvc "Vmm (Jr some oinei great omccr, oeiore tney aie. ivnu as all the public offices in this country, from the very highest to the very lowest, are posts of honor ancl responsibility, and require sober, upright, and worthy men to fill them, you must take care that you f(rni good habils and gain a g()od character while you are young, or yuu may find yourself in the back-ground, when you might just as well as not stand among the foremost in the land. But your duty to your Parents, is a much strong- er nam wnyol.shouid slay at home in -the evening, and be 3teady and well behaved boys, then, and at all other times. Do you remember JYj13 the 5th commandment says on this subject ? ell, if you don t, you had better go and learn it i j u ;t -n-.u-! and thy Motherland if you do, what then - ' Why, that thy days may be long in the land." And if you don't, what then? Why, as sure as uu iciguo, mo lUISD i ,uu. miai iugiamuuu auu , . u u fa d 1,;'., ,hnr ;n v.nri;ro nn lont i.ci ; nnr hearts like the fan? of a serpent. You don't know 1 LilllU V I U llllil l. 1 U l L ...V, It II V Uiuufe Jlt?lW It. t UUt - J - . - . J how deep an interest your parents feel in your welfare nor with what a yearning anxiety their , . - . J " . r.i horirtc fro fiuf nftpr vnn ivnpn vnn nro nut iif Jhpir exceedingly ungracious and unworthy return for all their kindness and care over you, to add to their anxiety, and increase their burdens by wan ton pervoseness, and rebellious opposition to their wishes and authority. And now, Parents, a word to you. Above, we have given your children a little wholesome advice, and we respectfully ask your co-operation to give it additional force and effica cy. Teach them to reverence your authority, and obey your commands. The laxity of parental discipline in these modem days has become pro verbial, and it is, unfortunately, the case in too many instances that the children are masters, and j not the parents. It is an easy matter to bring up , ooys in iiitf cuuiiiry, uiu in luwua 11 ia u cuuicasi-u- ly difficult task, and requires double vigilance, and more than ordinary prudence and firmness. But to be successful, parental government should not be an exercise of blind, arbitrary, and tyrannical power, for this could hardly fail to produce lament able results. Tho kindliness and affection of th( the. parent's heart should be as manifest as the firm ' and steady hand of authority exhibiting neither cruelty, nor weak indulgence. Boys can be saved from many dangerous temptations, if prevented from running at large after night, and required, as a general rule, to spend their evenings within the hallowed precincts of the domestic circle. But to do this effectually, home should be made an at tractive place lor them. In addition to tho cheer fulneis of a well ordered household, liberal provi sion should be made for tho proper improvement of their minds, so that this salutary restraint upon their liberty should not prove irksome and hateful. An idle brain is the devil's vork-shop," and if you don't keep it engaged upon healthful subjects of reflection, it will brood over such as are of mis chievous tendency. By a judicious course of reading, your children will acquire a large amount of useful information hi their young days, which they will not have time to get in their after life. But the books which are now placed in their hands, should not be of a dry, didactic, and ab struso character, such as are suitable only to per sons of mature years and sober judgment ; for they will not understand them, but will turn from them with strong, and perhaps lasting aversion. If the cravings of their nature are not satisfied. Jniu(,s l0 slako tneir intellectual thirst at their ninds will remain a oianK, or iney wm uuw miDure and. forbidden fountains. Among the pro per subjects to be laid before them, are works on general and natural history, travels, voyages, nar ratives, &c, &c, got up in attractive and popular No. 2G. style, and suited to the ago and capacity of tho young readers. 4 But this costs money,' says one ; so doe3 bread and butter. And the one is second only to the other. Tho expense need not be great, if you make careful and well selected purchases. But even if it were, it is an objection of no weight in a matter of such strong necessity. Healthful ali ment for the minds of your children is as essential as wholesome food for the nourishment of their bodies ; and that is a mistaken economy, which would hoard up money at the sacrifice of its most valuable uses. If you do not take pains to instil into their minds useful knowledge, and inculcate a pure morality, they will seek for that which is baneful and pernicious. And in this age of print ing and cheap literature, you can not, by any other course, hedge them in from the evil influen ces that prevail around them. They will gloat over the worst class of novels and the histories of pirates, and highway robbers, with which the country is flooded, and will, and do, avail them selves of other channels to procure publications of incomparable greater depravity. Such papers as the u Weekly Despatch," and others we could name, should not be tolerated, still les3 be patron ized, in any moral community ; for under the garb of literary journals they are in fact only advertis ing mediums for tho sale,, through the inviolable sanctity of the mails, of demoralizing books and pamphlets that could not be publicly sold in any village in the United States, without exposing tho venders to legal penalties. We can imagine that many a parent will say, " Well, this may be so, but 1 am sure my children don't do this." Don't deceive yourselves upon this subject. Some of the very parents who con scientiously strive most to educate their children properly, and who shrink with unreasoning abhor rence from much of our best and most wholesome literature, because it happens to be in the shape of a dialogue, (or tale, if you please,) would find, if.they could but get at the truth, that their chil dren are making up for all these restrictions by a secret surfeit of the most pernicious writings that ever cursed the world. If you don't believe it, just try the experiment (which we admit would be in a great measure useless after this public no tice) of directing the post-master to deliver over into your hands all packages that come by mail addressed to your sons and you will find such proofs as would compel your belief, as well as shock your hearts. Results aie always the effect of corresponding causes ; and like causes produce like effects. It i3 generally believed to be very mysterious why ' thfi phllHrttn nfwnrfhv nriit nintic naronfc u-Kn jjhuuukj tuusi'quesces mat auerwaras ensueu. The last number of the Knickerbocker tells tho following story : A colored gentleman preaching to a black audi ence at the South said : . " I s'pose, I s'pect, dat de reason de Lord made us brack men, was case he use all de white men up 'fore he got to de brack men and he had to make him brack. But dat don't make no odds ray brederen; de Lord look after de brack men loo. Don't de Scripture say dat two sparrer hawks are sole for a farden, and dat not one of 'em shall fall ' t0 de 8round wlthout dar fadder' U e11' den my ! brederen, if your hebbonly fadder care so much for desparrer and de hawk, when you can buy IWO 0D aera or a laroen, now oerry mucn more hnfroA he care tor you, dat is wuf six or seven hundred 1 , dollars a piece . ; I An i,.. ... IVoblo act ot a Girl. The Baltimore Clipper states that a few even ings since, just after dark ; a young female resid ing on the railroad near Sykesville, observed that tho rain had caused a great part of the embank ment to give way, and entirely cover up the rail road track. Knowing that the train of cars would pass along in a short time, she hastily and alone procured a light, and set to work to remove the obstruction. In a few minutes, however, she j heard the train approaching at a fearful rate, and abandoning her humane effort to clear the track, she took her station in the middle of the road, and by waving tho light to and fro, succeeded in at tracting the attention of the engineer, who irame- diately stopped tho engine. In a few momenta morej had it not been for the greal preSence of mind, courage and thoughtfulness of this young girl, the whole train might have been dashed to pieces. Jfler noble conduct is deserving of the highest re ward. During lhe summer of 1846, corn being scarce in the upper country, and one of lhe cit- izens being hard pressed lor oread, having worn ihreadbare lhe hospitality of his generous neighbors by his exirerae lazinoss, they thought it an act of charity to bury him. Accordingly, he was carried towards lhe place of interment, and being met by one of tho citizens the fol lowing conversation took place : Halloo! what have you there ?" Poor old Mr. S." 1 What are you going to do with him ?" Bury him," ' V " What ! is ho dead I I hadn't heard ,ofmi death." a . " No, ho is not dead, but he might as well be; he has no corn, and is loo lazyib'i work for any." . "That is too crul for cjvilizod people.: cTil give him two bushels rather ihan see him.buried alive." .v , A Mr. S. raised the cover, and asked in his usual draggling t,one. . - '7a "I-s i-t s-h-e-l-l-e-d.r " No, but you can Boon.ftheHJj."- v D-r-i-r-e o-n o-yrs.'V Vn ?,jUip r Yankees never commit suicide, because they live in hopes of being elected PresidenUeffths Uniied Statesl " '