Jeffersonian Republican. (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, November 01, 1849, Image 1

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The whole art op Government consists in the art op being honest. Jefferson.
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Summer's Farewell.
BY ELIZA COOK.
What sound is that ? 'Tis summer's farewell
'In the bieath of ihe night-wind sighing;
The chill breeze comes like a sorrowful dirge
That wails o'er the dead and dying.
The sapless leaves are eddying round,
On the path which they lately shaded ;
The oak of the forest is losing its robe;
The flowers have fallen and faded.
All that I look on but saddens my heart,
To think that the lovely so soon should part.
Yet why should I sigh ! Other summers will come,
Joys Ulce the past one bringing :
Again will the vine bear its blushing fruit;
Again will the birds be singing;
The forest will pit forth its " honors" again ;
The rose be as sweet in its breathing;
The woodbine will climb round the lattice pane,
As wild and rich in its wreathing.
The hives will have honey, the bees will hum,
Other flowers will spring, other summers will come.
They will, they will ; but ah 'i who can tell
Whether I may live on till their coming ?
This spirit may sleep too soundly then
To wake with the warbling or humming.
This cheek, now pale, may be paler far,
When the summer sun next is glowing;
The cherishing rays may gild with light
The grass on my grave-turf growing :
The earth may be glad, but worms and gloom
May dwell with me in the silent tomb.
And few would weep, in the beautiful world,
For the fameless one who had left it;
Few would remember the form cut off,
And morn the stroke that cleft it;
Many might keept my name nn their lip,
Pleased with that came degrading;
My follies and sins alone would live,
A theme for their cold upbraiding.
Oh! what a change in my spirit's dream
May there be ere the summer sun next shall beam!
.Incivility Rebuked.
An Amusing Stage Coach Incident.
BY ROBERT DALE OWES.
An English gentleman of true John Bull di
mensions, that is, weighing some eighteen or
twenty stone, had occasion to travel in a stage
coach from Oxford to London. Tire stage car
ricd aix inside ; and our hero engaged two pla
ces, (as, in consideration of his size, he com
monly did) for himself. The other four seats
were taken by Oxford students.
The youth, being lighter than our modern
Lambert, arriving at the stage before him,
each snugly possessed himself of a corner seat
leaving a centre seat on each side vacant. The
round good tempered face of John Bull soon af
ter appeared at the carriage door, and peeping
into the vehicle, and observing the local ar
rangement that had been made, he said with a
smile
4 You see I am of a pretty comfortable size
gentlemen, so I havo taken two seats. I will
be obliged if one of you will move into the op
posite seat, so that 1 may be able to enter.
iVJy good sir, said a pert young lawyer.
possession is nine-tenths of the law. You
engaged two seals. There are one on each
side. We engaged one each came first en
tered into possession, and our claims to the
seats we occupy are indisputable.' !
I do not wish to dispute vour claim.' said
the other, 4 but I trust to your politeness seeing
how the case stands to enable me to pursue my
journey.'
4 Oh hang politeness !' said a hopeful voting
k.. .i i r... corners
uwi.iw uuuiG iiuusc. i iihvq a norror
play gentlemen such a trick again.'
Sit still my lads,' said the fat gentleman,
4 My lord, two middle seals are mine, regular
larly taken and duly paid for, and those two
youihs are my proteges. An English coach is
free to every one. Your lordship has a hor
ror of the middle seat, pay lake a corner one.'
' Over reached us, by !' said the law
yer. We give up the cause and cry your mer
cy, sir.'
4 Possession is nine-tents of ihe law, my
good sir. It would be uncivil to dislodge the
poor youths : you have" your corner.'
4 Heaven preserve us V said the clergical
student.
4 You surely are not afraid of a black coat,'
retorted the other. Besides, we ought not to
conline our thoughts to earthly corners, but
rather turn them heavenward.'
4 I would rather go through my examination
a second timo than sit beside these black boys,'
groaned the medical student.
4 Soot is perfectly wholesome, my young
friend, and you will nol be compelled to violate
the rules of Hygeia by taking a middle seat.
Pray get in.'
At these words coachee, who had stood grin
ning behind, actually cheated into forgetfulness
of time by the excellence of the joke, came for
ward 4 Gentlemen, you have lost me one min
ute and a quarter already. I must drive on
without you, if so be you don'i like your com
pany.' The students cast rueful glances at each oth
er, and" ihen crept warily into their respective
As the hostler shut the door he found
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of a middle seat, and would not take one to ! 11 m;Poss.lble t0 compose .his leatures.
oblige my grandmother-one sits so ungrace-l . 1 11 g,Ve . somelh5ng change your
fully, and, besides, one loses all .he chance of . cheer you grinning rascal said the future
loukine at the nreiiv mU ,i, enurenman, streicning out oi tne winuow ; out
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All's for the Best,
All's for the best ; be sanguine and cheerful ;
Trouble and sorrow are friends in disguise ;
Nothing but folly goes faithless and feaiful;
Courage forever is happy and wise ;
All's for the best if man would but know it;
Providence wishes us all to be blest;
This is no dream of the pundit or poet ;
Heaven is gracious, and all's for the best !
All's for the best ! set this in your standard,
Soldier of sadness, or pilgrim of love,
Who to the shores of despair may have wandered,
A way-wearied swallow, or heart-stricken dove!
All's for the best! be a Man but confiding,
Providence tenderly governs the rest,
And the frail bark of His creature is guiding,
Wisely and warily, all for the best.
All's for the best ! then fling away terrors,
Meet all your fears and your foes in the van,
And in the midst of your dangers or errors,
Trust like a child, while you strive like a man;
All's fdt the best! unbiassed, unbounded,
Providence reigns from the East to the West ;
Arid by both wisdom and mercy surrounded,
Hope and be happy that all's for the best.
rlyour
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Good old gentleman,
as you please ; I stick
leaned back, yawned
hopeless composure
Our corpulent
sily discompos
this unmanly o
looking yowl
clerical stu
reverie,
efice. 4 Wi
' this is the last
and business of urgent
the hostler nimblv evaded the blow.
concerns
, . My white pantaloons !' cried his lordship.
I . T Ii n n 1 1 1 Til I .1 tnk niivlrm I If - i . 1 I -
Willi , .1 i i ,,
jiuciuni iue ii i my rascai :
I he noise of the carriage wheels and the un
trained laughter of the spectators drowned
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e sequai oi the lamentations. At Hie next
No. 3.
Extraordinary Case.
We find the following curious case described
in the Dresden (Tenn.) Advertiser of the 27th
May :
On Monday last, a lady about 40 years of age,
presented herself to Dr. A. D. Cutler, of this
place, for advice and treatment. Her case is
a strange and perplexing one. Language would
fail to convey anything like an adequate idea
of the suffering which she constantly endures.
She is reduced to a mere skeleton ia never
still; looks worn and haggard, and says she is
only kept alive by the pain and torment which
she endures. There is a live reptile or
something else of a similar character in her
stomach, and extending up into her throat near
ly to the roots of her tongue. Externally, its
movements are seen perfectly plain, and by ap
plying the hand to her throal or stomach, one
can feel its motions distinctly, and cannot use
pressure enough with the hand to slop theso
motions.
When she does not eat at her regular times
its contortions are much worse, almost past en
durance. When she attempts to oat, she can
not use a knife or fork; she. has to use her
hands to cram the food into her throat, in
order to satisfy its craving voracity after her
meals are over, she is troubled less with its
writhings and contortions for a short time.
She says she is always starving seldom or
never sleeps she appears on the verge of
mania, and has convulsions at times. The
movements of this thing she describes as worse
than ihe cutting of a knife.
By pressing down ihe back pari of her tongue
so as to open the upper part of the throat, a
cars at the rate the boy never had rode before
the engine snorting and puffing not unlike
what his imagination had pictured the chief
nf the infernal regions.
Trees, houses and fences seemed to fly, as
if on wings, and before the cars reached Brook
lyn, the poor lad's head was fairly bewildered,
and he scarcely knew whether he was eoini
tage a bargain was struck ; the sweeps were up or down, down, down.' Furious as the
erated, the seats shaken and brushed the wind, came the train down Atlantic street: hor-
worthy sons of the University made up among ses snorted and dashed awav from the track
themselves the expense of the postchaise the in friht ; the boys hooted and screamed and
day ' yo.ung docto.r violal?d for once lne ru,es of Hy- poor Josh looked as if he thought he was on
Hie 10 . jvw mo jr iu mo wwiiu ui oiuji3. x loocuuy iuu
on logeincr wnnoui lunner grumoiitig, except engineer gave one of those terrible whistles
Where tue Bad flfiggers Go.
A Long-Island Quaker, who had a very un
ruly negro boy living with him, and whose dis
position he had tried for a long time to bring
under the control of the peaceful infiuenco of
Quakerism, in vain, tried a new species of
punishment, thai he related thus :
Tired of moral suasion, the old Quaker was
about giving up in despair, when a thought
struck him. ' 1 will punish the lad,' said Amin
adab to himself, 4 1 will not strike him, for he
is one of God's creatures, on which men should
not lay their unworthy hands. Josiah,' said
he, addressing the boy, 4 come heie.' Josh,
whose keen eye discerned, in the look and
manner of the old Quaker, signs of some mys
terious movement, came doggedly up to his
master, and hung down his head in token of
humble submission. 4 Josiah,' continued the
old man, thee has been a bad boy, and thy
master is out of patience with thee. Dost thou
(.know, Josiah, where the wicked and unruly
lads, like thee, go to V
No' whined the negro.
4 No! boy, has thee never heard of the bad
place V
4 Yes,' was the humble reply ; 1 have heard
thai bad boys go to , down, down, down, to
dat dark dungeon where they gel their brim
stone from.'
That is the place, boy,' continued the Qua
ker in a solemn tone, and there I musi lake
thee, Josiah.'
4 Me, raas&a! O lora 0 lora, I I I 0 lo
ra massa.'
' Gel thy hat and come with me; I can hear
no words from thee.' The boy got his hat, fol
lowed the Quaker to the Railroad depot, where
they took the cars for Brooklyn. On flew the j portion of the head of this thing has been, dis-
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tinctly seen, resembling in appearance the end
of the head of an eel. Many ladies and gen
tlemen of undoubted veracity all testify to the
truth of these statements.
This lady says that some years ago, in tak
ing a drink of water one nighi she felt some
live thing slip down her throal with the drink
of water ; and after some lime had elapsed, she
felt uneasy sensations in her stomach, growing
gradually worse and worse, up lo this time ;
that she had endured so great an amount of
suffering only since last September.
Good IVews to a St. Louis Mechanic.
A Mr. John C. Carey of our city, who has
town '
. o . i re- i , bv coachee. who denlarp.d ibal in h f!!nvpl iKn t.i ; 1 99 ntiri 1
oome temporal anair, no Uouot,' said the ' J . , " , .mU5UU uu,c v.,lr, a,.u f . f fi labored inccs-
u r . a minute and a nail at one siaoe. and ttiihin a hhn
jjui-cicss vuuiu, wnii an air oi mors gravity, f , . ' 7 - r.....6u ... vu.u
soma snerMilntinn rfirr fUtlitr l,.r.m pm,ii'ew seconds of three minutes ai the next, was bye., Josiah' said Atninadab and he suddenly
father, at your ae, your thoughts should turn enouSh 10 try lhe panence of a man, it was.' stepped from his seat to the platform outside
heavenward, instead of being confined to the
dull heavy tabernacle of clay that chains us to
the earth; and his companions roared with !
laughter at the clever joke.
the cars. A screech, a groan and then a stifled
moan, were heard whore the negro sat, and
Seeing the 3fonkey.
A correspondent of the Newark Advertiser, ihen all was dark and still savo the puffing
writing from Branfield, Conn., gives the follow- and whistling of the engine and the rattling of
A elow of indication iust colored the stran-1 mS account of the vocal and instrumental mu- the cars, as they whistled on through the nar
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ger a ciieen: out ne cnecKed tne leelin in a-
moment, and said with much composure to the
fourth
4 Aro you also determined that I shall lose
my place, or will yon oblige me by taking a
centre seat V 4 Ah do, Tom,' said his young
lordship, to the person addressed, he s some
sic of that place.
row passage. Once or twice a noise like a
santly at ihe carpenters' business; and who has
never been abb to earn more than the necessi
ties of life called for, received a letter a few
days since from Pennsylvania, containing the
intelligence, that he was the only heir to an es
tate, valued at from $100,000 to $200,000.
Connected with the above transaction is a
bit of romance, which certainly deserves pub-
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Our sinoers are a caution to all harnr nm Sinio-!fi or catchina for broaih was faintlv "cy- i nomas uarey, uis lamer, leu Ireland
to lend their ears, which Anthony desired to heard coming from the negro's seat, but nothing KJ XQX United States, suddenly m the year
borrow of the Romana. What they rlaek in was known of the horrors of that 4 middle pas-, Jf3!' leavlnS nis w,fe and on,y s,on behind.
skill they make up in volume. This is espe- sage' until the train emerged from the tunnel j lnS at nis command a small amount of
daily true of our female vocalists. Why, my on the wesi side. The passengers were then , u"df an?d be,n? ashLrewd calculating man, he
dear nend ihpv scream. Hav nrr nn lo hnrr find at a slant which thev siinnosfid was a i l,au "tt'J uu,0u w, iu.u, uc-
discriminate in t nis matter, and unlortunately case oi cnolera in their midst. A 'dead nig
ihinp in lhe wav nf vnnr nrnfpssinn ntiim n
physiological curiosity. ' You ought to accom-' lne directions in their tune books being in an tin- ger,' sure, was right among them. The old
mndate h;m ' known tongue, they attack a psalm as a fort to Quaker had poor Josh bythe collar, shaking
' May I be poisoned if I do,' replied the stu-, carr,ed bY sl0.rm- And they do carry it. and scolding him, and trying to make him
deni of medicine: in a dissiirm rnnm h , Jaenuy mere is a siruo among tnem wno sianu upon nis leei. cut josn was a gone
would make an excellent subject ; but in a
coach and this -warm weather too 1 Old gen
tleman, if you will place yourself under my
care, I'll engage, in the course of six weeks
by dint of a judicious course of diuretics and
cathartics, to save you hereafter the expense
of a double seat. But really, to take a middle
seat in the month of July is contrary to the
rules of Hygeia, and a practice to which I have
a peculiar antipathy.'
And ihe laugh was renewed at the old gen
tleman's expense.
By ihis timo the patience of the coachee,
who had listened to the latter part of the dia
Bui Josh
shall sing the loudest and the palm is not yet nigger,' to all appearances, and it was an hour
conferred. They are getting up a concert now before the passengers and 'Josiah' could under-
and perhaps the question'will be decided when stand that he had passed through the infernal
that comes off. By the way, a good story may regions. For a few minutes, the old Quaker
bo told of our chorister's attempt ai improving was as frightened aa anybody, and thought that
the psalmody as well as ihe music of our church, his punishment had terminated in manslangh
He set some music of his own to one of the ter. Josh finally 4 came out right,' and it is
psalms of Watts, a very familiar psalm, in which hoped that he will hereafter be a belter boy,
occur these lines :
" Oh may my heart in tune be found,
Like David's harp of solemn sound."
Calling on his pastor, who has more music
in him than you would think, the chorister
asked nis approbation of a new version of these
and long remember his visit to the 4 bad place.
N. Y. Spirit of the Times.
logue, was exhausted. Harkee, gemmen said : adap,ed 10 the music ho had composed. He
no ' n 1 1 1 r I in Imcinnci nc mil libo lint it 1 . . . . . 1
wM...wu r'" " ! Bixrupsfpfl in rfari mom ns follows
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A Mother's Whim.
A certain lady had a child which she never al
lowed to be contradicted, for fear of making him
sick. Relatives, friends, and even her husband,
told her she would spoil the child, but all was o
settle the business as you like, but ii
wants just three quarters of a minute of twelve;
and with the first stroke of the University
clock, my horses mut be off. I would not
wait a minute longer for the king, God bless
him it would lose me my situation.' And
with rfiai ho mounted his box took up his
reins, called to ihe hostler to shut the door, and
sat listening with the upraised whip for the
expected stroke
As it sounded from the venerable belfry, the!
horses, as if they recognized tho sound, started
off at a gallop with the four young rogues to
whom their own rudeness and our fai friend's
disappointment afforded a prolific theme for:
ioke and merriment during ihe entire tourney i will sing tho psalm as ii stands.
The subject of their mirth in the meantime, I We have an organ of course. They tell us
hired a postchaise, and followed and overtook 1 that every church has an organ if it is anything
fore he was trading and speculating.
He continued in this business for some years,
all the time adding largely lo his funds, until
he finally became one of the largest and most
extensive dealers in the city. Being now pre
pared to provide a happy and permanent home
for his wife and son, he wrote for them ; in the
meantime selecting a beautiful estate in Penn
sylvania, on which to settle them upon their
arrival in this country. He was answered by
the friends of tho family, to whom he also
wrote, that his wife had died, and thai his son
had mysteriously disappeared, and was sup
posed to be in the United States. This well
nigh proved a deathblow to the old man, who
retired from business in New York, to his os
tate in Pennsj'Ivania. As to the whereabouts
of his son, he considered ii useless to make en
quiry, as the Mexican war, or some of the wild
expeditions of the pasi few years might have
found htm a grave.
IrisJi jBsuigraiiis.
John G. Whittier, the Quaker poet, in writing
lines which would render them more readily aboul ,he Irish emigrants among us says :
II T?nr rrTrcolf T Toot j cumnalhv fnr lhr Tr!h-
J . . J J r Snmfi timn fiinro. hnivovfil". in Innkintr nvnr
man. i see mm as tne representative oi agen-; , ----- : - -- . -
. . . . . .... - . la.-. w i.xiai- n r I miia w -k
Uh may my heart be tuned within, erous, warm hearted, cruelly oppressed people.
Like David's sacred violin." Thm l.A Invp hi nativn lanrl that his Datriot-
The good pastor had some internal tenden- jsm s divided that he cannot forget tho claims
cies to laugn in tne singing man s lace out of hi8 mother island-thai his religion is dear
maintaining his gravity as well as he could he m h;m...finpt! nnl .masH mv estimation of
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saiu mat ue inougui ue cuuia improve ine im- n:m
mi I IJ I III
proved version, admirable as it was. ine de- 4 ,r,nm Innrl hn i m hia
lighted chorister begged him to do so, and the alvva an w of inl0rest. The pooresl and and proved to the old man's satisfaction that
pastor, taking his pen, wrote before the eyes of . J, , in his historv. Amidst I his son yet lived Another letter frorn Penn-
his innocent parisnioner, tnese lines :
44 O may my heart go diddle diddle,
Like uncle David's sacred fiddle."
The poor leader, after a vain attempt to de
fend his own parody, retired and I guess he
the list of letters, in an old St. Louis paper, he
noticed a loiter advertised for "John C. Carey."
He related the fact to his friends, who induced
him to ascertain if he were his long lost son.
He wrote to St Louis, and enquired of John
his age, place of birih, &c, to all of which
'questions he gave plain and explicit answers,
.... I A3 ww I trrt nin ln( ntvui I Ha mirt lram in tuhinh iff a
all his gaiety of heart and national drollery and : '"-
i : . ,.l ,UnUt nfiho iiuvu Hiaiuu uuuvo. i uu lamci ia nuw tuuui
WU, Hie pour uiii'giuui iiaa aau immgnw w
no avail. One day she heard him screaming in; (he coacn al (,0 seCoud slopping place, where 1 of a church. Ours is not a very large one, but
the garden. She ran and ascertained the cause
to be that the servant had refused to give him
something he wanted. 44 You impertinent crea
ture," said the mother to the servant, "norto give
the child what he wanted." 44 By my troth," said
the girl, 44 he may cry till morning, and he'll not
get it." Enraged beyond bounds at this reply,
the lady ran for her husband to chastise the sau
cy servant. The husband, who was as weak as
his wife, ciied out to the girl, 4 You insolent crea
ture, do you have the impudence to disobey your
mistress! "It is true, sir, I did not obey her.--The
child has been crying for the moon, which he
sees reflected in the fountain. I could not give it
to him, though commanded by tho mistress. Per
haps she can 3o it." A general Jaugh ensued, in
which the lady despite her anger joined. It was
a good lesson for her.
Brick made of glass are now used in London in
the construction of buildings, for the purpose of in
troducing light without lessening the strength of
.the walls.
44 ould mother of him," sitting lonely in her sol
itary cabin by the bog side recollections of a
Father's blessing and a sister's farewell are
haunting him a grave mound in a distant
churchyard far beyond the 44 wide wathers,"
has an eternal greenness in his memory for
there perhaps, lies a " darlint child," or a
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sixty-five years of age the son about twenty
three. So soon as Mr. Caiey can settle his
business in this city which will be in a few
ay3 he will leave for his fortune in Pennsyl
vania. St Louis New Era.
the passengers got out ten minutes for dinner, j it is large enough in all conscience, for tho J
As the postchaise drove up to the inn door ; ; nouse, anu me playing, it is sornewiuu iugt?i,
two young chimney-sweeps with their bags and ! and makes more solemn, church-like music
brooms, and their well know cry. ihan the organs which your strolling music
Come hither, my lads,' said the corpulent , pedlars carry in tho streets, grinding penny
pentleman what sav vou in a ride V I worths of sound for their ragged customers.
The whites of ibeir eyes enlarged into a' But ii does sound very much like those vaga-j
still more striking contrast with the dark shade ; bond factories of music murder, 1 tear Irom an
nf ihfiir sootv cheeks. Will vou havn n ride, incident of lasl Sunday.
my boys,' he repeated. " A lady from New York was up here, hav
' Yees, zur,' -aid the elder,, scarcely daring
m IiaIipva ill p. p.virlp.nr.o of his cars.
Well, hohtler, open lhe stage door. In with : she took her .son, a child of four years old, to
vou boys, and d'ye hear be sure youtake ihe i church with her for the first time. As soon as
commenced its strain,-the little M-
The guard's horn sounded, and coachee's low started up with delight i; he looked bacK loj p . , of ,he Hebrews . Ye shall not op
voice was heard-4 Only one minute and a half the gallery he stretched his neck ; he got up , ror ye Anow the keart 0f the
more, gentlemen, come on.' on the cushions and raided hirnse f to h - ie r , wwe 8Ua e ,he
They came, bowed laughingly to our friend tallest ; hi. mother remonstrated with him and; ?
of the corporation, and passed on to the stage, tojd h.m to sitduwn, ut he refused andcou- P
The young lord was the first who put his 0 Jti J1 i, in the pow.of every man to be pe,
on the steps. j ,k T , . the fecIv lvonest, though not one in a thousand is
the rum
apostolic age, the broken mounds of the Druids,
and the Round Towers of Phccnecoid sun wor-
I ropnl!fctinns
- .1 .1 . . . Mlllllicia nuuMuiiii uiiu iiiuuiiuui "
ing been spending the summer the country. J j,()me waken wllhin him...fld the rough and
As this was to be the last Sabbath of her v8.i,j . labof
melts into tears. It is no light thing to aban
don one's country and household gods. Touch-
iiiR and beautiful was the injunction oi tne
O . . . tit
A lawyer and doctor were discussing tho
who once loved him the antiquity of their respective professions, and
! New World is forgotton for the moment blue I each cited authority to prove his the most an-
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Ktllarney and the ljiuy sparKie oeiore mm j cient. - iuiuk, ouiu uie uistipio ui uyuuigus,
Glendalouh spreads beneath him its dark mir-!w commenced almost with the world's era ;
ror he pees tho same evening sunshine rCst Cain-slew his brother Abel, and that was
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unnn and ha ow allKe wiin nature s niessmg , criminal case in common ww; i run,
the ruin of tho seven churches of Ireland's
Whu. L'w now. coachee. what ioke is this? so as to be heard all around,
'Got out, you rascals, or I'll teach you how to monkey."
capable of being a complete rogue.
a
re-
rejoined Esculapius 44 but my profession is co
eval with the Creation itself. Old mother eve
was made out of a rib taken from Adam's body,
and that was a Surgical Operation." The
lawyer dropped his green bag. . . -
Bound lo conic Off.
Somewhere in the west, a sable knight of
the lather and brush, was performing the op
erations of ihaving a Hoosier with a very dulK
razor.
Stop,1 said the Hooier, that wont do,'
4 "What's the matter boss V r
4 That razor pulls.'. ---v
4 Well, no matter Tor-dat. sab. if:de.haud)ai.
ob de razor don't break, du baird's bounds
come off.1