. f "JOS- IK? MA in .v. .ir v.? . r ' :rt HE WHOLE ART OP GOVERNMENT' CONSISTS IN THE ART OP '"sElffcr ONEST.'effers'On. t if - VJ:'1lK?fr published IY Theodoro Schocli. I .... : ItprVS-Twp fJoifars per'annum.in advance-r-Tn q dollars ITh fluarter, haltjrcarl-and it uot paid' before the etidof r.t.wirnrs ann a nmr frimcWik.hr spald, except sixteen lines) inserted three weeks for- one dollaV.-and twenty-five .i-iCllKcaniliint ncaVt'inn t. ntii frr nr"ltlH I insertions the same. A liberal discount jnadd to yearly jjjAil letters addressed to the TJditor must be post-paid. L rin a general assortment or latge, elegant, plain andorna f wcuM Type, we are preDared to execute every . , description of birds, Circulars, Bill Heads, -Vole;, Blank: Receipts JUSTICES, LEGAL AND OTHER BLANKS,, pamphlets; &c. Printed with neatness and despatch,on reasonable tortus AT THE OFFICE OF THE ,T e f f e r s o n i a n , Tic pub 1 i c a n . The mind, the Heart, and Soul. The Human Mind, that lofty thing, The palace and the throne, Where reason sits a-sceptred king; r And breaths his judgment lone. Oh! who with silent step shall. trace The borders of that haunted place, Nor in his weakness qwn "r!w, i. . Lxi-v. i. r- Tliat mystery and marvel bind ; t ilSf iU t(J That lofty thing, the Human .Mindjljio' The Human H.eart, that restless jhjnf v The tempter, and the tried, ,1.1 . . The joyous, yet the suffering, The source of pain and prided ' The gorgeous-r-tnrongea tne aesoiate; The seat of Love;, thadair oCHate-rh' . Self-stung--self-defied, ' Tct do we bless thee as thou art. Thou restless thing, the Human, r Heart ! The Human Soul, that starring .thing Mysterious, yet sublime, The Angel sleeping on the wing, Worn by the scoff of time ; . The beautiful, the veiled, the bourid The earth enthralled, the glory crowned,' The smitten in its prime. From Heaven in tears, to earth it stole.;. That startling thing, the Human Soul ! And this is man! O sk of luni The erring, "but forgiven , .. While o'er his vision drear and dim--The wrecks of time are driven, ' 1 i. .1 If Pride or Passion in their, power, ' Can stem the tide, or turn the, hour, Or stand in place of Heaven-2, ' i - IS He bends the brow he bends the knee Creator ! Father ! none but thee ! To Desfrii. room 10 ti'i FROJl THE GERMAN OP.GLL'C&j f, Methinks 'it--.wi;r& no pain to die 1 $ui On such an eve, when -such a sky ifftq-- O'ercanopmfes thtf.West.; . f' To gaze my fill on yoh'calm deep, vvj l,,". . And, like. an ihfantffaU aslefip. l,r K On earth, hiy mother'stbreast. ' There's, peace jand :Wfilcomel,rnivypnjS3a;" Of endless blue tranquility ; arc is The clouds' are. living th&igs;rl4 iU I trace their veins of liqu'golcf,' I see them solemnly 'unfold -: Sfl'vn Theiir .sdftnd rlSecy w5S3? bi;n These be the angers that convey .vmi. I Us weary children of.a:day-rrfi ml " Life's tedious nothing.o,'en; luuas yii Where neither passions)ce,'noriw3fes.:'.2 10 vex the genius of repose?' : -: dii Datn's" majestid-ih6'r'ei)-:ii 3o No -darkness .therp 4 jyHes thevv Ki nh startling avn,p(nzzliQg,dax . Butglonously.seTenl3i ar;n v' Are the inlerminablenplains J j-'V'I ' One fixed eteinal'Suriset deigns O'er the "wide, sflerlt scefie. "r I cannot doCaltiipmnTeaf; mea I know thy greeting isiseyerej r: 4mfw To this pooi" shelllpfrtfayt;:' af v4 Yet come, 0 Death! thy freezing i;iss , Emancipates ', thy rest'istas !.: ' I would 1 Yfete away. " 4 k mU iady in Washington says the Albany Kmcfc docker, the dav before vesterdav. "washed z M This iswhat we tcall a-.smart fiworffarj. : Bar- ,IUln should erhibiuiieHin a-glasaxasearfa- '!mod-J A cheerful contented diaposLtienlhward off nlit' ta cooked eemeais; irnade .a'pair'; partis for r youngest iov? damned lier,ihusarTd,1s stockings, ,iad the chpleraured'lierlf,. 4-p dyed'u.r, Irassoc w a, 1, ills thaciiallthho.strums .9fky)?o'cto; STRtt'0DUR.aitkONRGE CQtJNtYi "PA,, TilUllsto, lUocuctlibheerWeitWuh hisMatch. These. Hold buccaneers, who so imppdently flaunt, their piiatical flags in Broadway, and other public thoroughfares; and whose roguery has so long gone "unVvhipt of justice" and laughed at the law, have not the iatigh always with them ; and when by chance it is against themj we think all hjmest men should share in the' Wi. ' " Go'ng J going ! ! going ! ! ! bnly 'twenty-five dollars! this Splendid gold doujrte-csased patent lever watch! sixteen jewels, warranted ! ! cried a, stentorian voice from a store in Broadway, pver the .door. of which was mounted :the red flag, .and in the windows of which various conspicuous pla cards announced the sale of " splendid jewelry," "'valuable watches" ij-c. ' ! "Going! going!! only twenty-five dollars! dirt cheap, gentlemenworth a hundred 'dollar at the importer's !" This last sentence was pointed at a long-legged, Svky looking genius J who peered in at the door just at ihat moment. Ho was 'evidently a green 'un. fa sucker, and .the baits were, at once set for him, as by his externals he was jiidged.to have a small pile about him. A singlb'glance of the auc tiotiherconveyed this information. to four or ;five very business Iddkirfg-merf, His confederates, who' immediately began to take a very deep interest in tlie sale.' . ' A bargain ! a dead bargain I'll give h'irty,' said one" oT 'tfie' Peters, handing the patent lever knowingly. . By tlie way, why theie men are called Peters ... n -v . jju zuJ ; 1 . ' . ... wis iiuci uuuiu imagine, unless 11 is, oecause ijKe the apostle,, they are fishers after rri'en. ''ii'd give fifty if I. could spire it," said another. 'Thirty-five ! said a Uitrd, gleefully; as if sure of the bargain. , , All this time the' stranger, who had gradually worked his way info the 6Vowd, seemed to be un noticed by them, so intent were they on the sae. The new comer, who looked green enough for a i .sT ';- . , - ?. ermonter, was gaping with greedy eyes, at the t splendid bargains," when the auctioneer tfpppared- all at once to be aware of his pfeserice. " Going ! going ! only thi'rtyfive'doilars ! this splendid gold doubled-case patent. lever?!'1 " Well neow, I don't care if I dew," -drawle'd out the YarfKee, who Had been permitted,' through the politeness of the bystanders, to get a slight view of tho watcli. - ' llovr muchj sir! shall I say 'forty, forty' is Eifli-t gyessjtnbusef sich a high ffgure; thirty-six 'ill dew ; you Yorkers irejarnalion cute. arty how:" . t J . ?i Thirfy-six ! going! going 1 ! dirt cheap, gen tlemen !" said the auctioneer, v.' . " Thirty-eiglit'i"- said abysanderti -" Thirty-nine," said another. . : " Well, I don't liear, neheow (fdrttpdnd -knock 'er-offi'' said the Yankee.. '; ' - Going ! going !' forty dollars ! hbfasays'fbr- ty-onp, 5, cnea me auctioneer, Not me,(by jingo fexclaimed the Verrrioriter - . i. j.t iL?.rf rith a suspicious movement towards the door. 4 Going-X gPing-. gorie! Heresfr,'yjour watch.' 1 .? VVjbU, I don't kear, noheow-;. real stuff gene wineVhhj?1 4 VYarranted, ir- money if you please.' v Taking the watch from.a bysVander, and putting ilcareully1 in his fob, the" Yankee drew forth an "old'Avallet, seemingly but thinly'lined, fronvwh'rch he took Jbank-note, carefully folded, witH a fifty spot conspicuous, " which he held cautiously to wards the man of the hammer, saying : Cen?neowiveC- spot arid -let me be tgoirlg.' o ;- t t m 'All right,-in a minute1,' aaldUhe auctionmaa-ihrihe-noie. ! ' 1 ' ...W ;tdpr- stop'! yu didn't' cry my oiTtiie"1 Peters, Tbid forty-five' bidj'cried-one 0 'TB'atfctione'ef demanaed bf 'the f-crowd fP !Ke was m,time, wnicn ot course, tney answereu ju III -c the affirmative. 'kukri, c?:: a i;. Horty-fiye l going ! going lIlS l OUHY 1UI VUU, sir : perhaps ybu'llgetri yet say fift. Fifty ! fifty! going1, gone"! "Your watch; sir; jt fifty! going', go just the Stbp! no yeou donT cried theTankee ; that's ihv whole, pile,, and How am! to gef hum, any heow 1 ; ' Ha ha .' plenty left, I've. no doubti sir. Ne'ver take any goads back, sir. Splendid bargain.' And he handed the s'lranger's note tbalittlejew-faced' clerk, behind hinf :, The.Yankeertpgk a (sudden! nofion to-inspectiiis pock.et-bbdas ir hedly efpected? taf firraVan ofher stray fifty, when' He suddenly 'cried out ; T sa7, mister, stop Tt's ft' rpist'dkej' yoU?ve got the wiefng note1 a broke rr bank. J ' jp difference, sirg'dod eftdafelr for us;'1 said ;tneiiconyer--too, oldj to ibp ca'ught by 'quite 30 appar?ptra trick," & ' -VGood. enough for you, ha V said tlie Yankee with apparent mortification at his failure. ' Well, a. bargai4'Mrgm I s'pbse. You Yorkers are tarnation cutCj any heow.1 ..'And, with rather, a long countenance 1 He left, the. store and turned down:JBulton;atreet . v : A perfect sell 4 by ." ejaculated1 one -of thePeters to wKicli they all chuckled in ebneert. ' Come, Sol,' saiidHhBrtthatfjJas longs to the company, Let''shut the' door and divide.' i,. 4 Hand the money here; Moses,' S'id the; auc-. tieneer. 'Ha.." whats this? a sellhy Jehqso phat we tare soft r-A. Plainfield note ! After him, quick some of you.' Gall a police office.r The watdh isa galvariiied, Worth twelve. dollars P And away went two, or three 'bithe confeder ates after the Yankeo. Wh fin thp.v. p.ntrh In in et the publifc know."? " Weighiu? the Gals. Sumbpddy ses it ain't a. fair question to ax a gaiherage. The old, maids, I reckon, sed that. Now i.think it's fully, as unfair, to axagaj her weight as it is tc aX hereher'age !case sit's-aturP question, it Is, and when'ypu hdars about weighin' Sally Greeny, you will, say so too. M, , You know cusen Jeff ; he's; a. rale staver.;rnong' the gals, he is, and he: don't care a straw .what hei ses to any on 'em, he don't. Cusen Jeff cuni, over'tp our hquse one Sunday, and he ses to mej ' Pete,;let us;go to see. 'Squire Greeny's gals." ''Agreed,?' sed L And, so 'out we struck. I feltorful bold w;heh"first e started, bttturn hdw ihbf hearer 'we go tVquire Gree ny?s, the worse steered -l-was.. .1 wished we,had never started ; but it was ;tob. late now so in we went. -SqUire : Greeny's got two gals, Sally and Betsy as nice gals' as you ever seed, they is. They all seemed mighty perlite, and me and cusen Jeff thought we was getlm on first rate, we drd. Sally looked' dreadful nice. 1 tell'you', I'dginthe world r' 1 bOuld only 'a found sunithin'tb say to her; but L studied over everything T had, ever heard or thought about in my. whole Jife but not; the first word could Tthirik of worth raying: Cusen Jeff was -all natur -to Betsey. After a while Sally .proposed we shuuld alhgband weigh. $6 out we all went, 35qdire Greeny going alon to weigh us, When: Rally's;. turn cum, 'Squire Greeny he looked sprtec 'stonished.;r,'t AVh) Sal- enuff, Sally weighed'a Hundred and fifty : the hev yesi cnuer m me wnoie gang on us. Well, we all went back to. the hpuse,tand arter a while, sez 'Spaire enyt"pld.'oqman, Sally veigljWa Hundred and fifty." . -. " No.sheidonV' sedheold jady. m , . ' - 'Yesrbut-.I tell youshe;diKZ," sed the ISquire. t-DorTtf she Jeff W tn.Tes', sir-ee, she duz,?' sed Jeff! "It don't believe 'if,': sed the old lad y " WellV'wer'll weigh Sally 'again', and show you," sed the re. 'v01i, ndi'doh't," sed oally. t : '.V ( '" Whyno'tally V " Oh, 'case 'its Sunday "Bull wyjf;'thpuglC?' sed'the'feqmre. .o.Saf ly was strungjup again,, and the "Squire tht bal anced the stiUyardf, to-jhe last kick up place; and then.he coramencfed lppMrC pver. l,iis specs and 'cbuntin' his fingbrs.i ,?,ifefff-"'aei hej " how much is that 1" JefPlboked' aver- trio' Squfre's shoulder " One KunSMaridVhily:sedenlShi'3eff. "'Ws," sez theuSgriirefta hundred ana'ftn'ftyL .seven." i ' ' ' . " 'rThar, now," sez the old lady, .'ki t told' you Sally didn't weigh a hundred .and "fifty."' " Well, how on yerth,did ,we make such a mis take?" sed! the 'Squire;. . . , " I know," . sez JKate, Sally's little, sister Hush.!" sedTSally, shaking; her! fist, at Kate", and turning as red a?(a b.eet,;innhe;face. . " How 1" said e.quire.' . . , . , " Ef you do,"e'd iSaljly, stampih' Her foot. ' ' Bul l will though,' sed Kate. ' " Yes, tell" sed the" 'Squire'. : ;r "SaUyiookherbuslVe'ojpP ' ! ' ' ' ' Bring the cdmphor hdre quick ! : Stopping Iewpaperg. We copy therfbllbwmg (torn, the Scientific Amer icdm It' suits a great" many meridians im this country : ' fi it ' A class of conceited, touchy people", who stop 'a newspaper on account of any petty paragraph that displeases them, are cleverly ridiculed by an exchange as follow.. The parable should be k,ep.t befpre'the people : -r i A certain man hit his toe against a pebble .stone and, fell headlong o tha;grpurrd. -He was vexed, and .under the. influence, of anger, and active self-sufficiency,-heikicked old mother earth righv sau cily. With imperturbable gravity, Ke looked to see the " greatglobe itself -dissolved" and come to-naught. But the earth-?emained and only his poor foot was injured byha .encounter. This is the.; way of jnonV An article appears in a news paper touching him in a weak place, apd straight way hQ sends word to stop his paper. Witlj.great .$ef-cpmplacency, hejpoks on to see a crash, vyhen the .object of his spleen shall cease to be. oor fool, he. has only his own toe against a world that does. not. perceptibly feel the shock, andjinjures .to no extent, any one but himself. ly," say.s he, ouegha. hundred. and lilty."-T-"Law ! Par," sed Saflv. " " Ain't" it Jeff" sed 'Squire. " les, sir-ee," sed Jeff, And sure ' sfePTEMBfefi 6, "J8&9. PRESIDENT TAYJLOR'S yOlJK. ' Silly1 In ve tit 1 oiks of tlie Eiienj'y-Presi' idenl's Tiews Strong, Cakeit ahdi Well Defined. ' a 0A . 'Correspondency of The Tribune. , JpjTTSEU.GI, Aug. 20,1849. ' Ohe moat gratifying' feature of Gen. Tay lor's visit 10 the people is, that Derhbcrais as II' ftrL:i Li I !, Li wan .uavT uigs jive t every wuere groeiou nim with' the warmest enthusiaisni. and have in ev ery; instance biecdme attached to him for his political, and.. personal honesty, just in propor tion to ther amount of their intercouraq. with, him. Considering tho violence and unsdrunu- lousness vvith'which he has been assailed -ilie uhspanhg crTbrts to traduce him, not only by means of tho vilqsi arid grossest misstatements that the hope of fat u re and magnificent reward can :eKi,o.ri from fertile imaginations, this uni versal praise from. friends and foes nhke was nnft fo haveibefen expected. Since the Presi- deht'first -set out upon his visit through Penri- syivauiai me pan ui aiauuer nas oeen uncom- muiuy jH.uuucuvt;, cinu floi iess remaraaDie ior the originality of its falsehoods. Thelaanec;-dot,e8-tha,t;.hav;eJ.been. put forth in regard' 10 him by,Ane ljoco-r oco .prpsBs, are as .Wholly and entrrbly wiihdut found'atidn as are their au thora oTchaYdcfer. ' DHSli his conversation?, ahd.tn all'hia t a'p'eeclVes, the language of the President is plain cnasteoncjse pn'd entirely correct,, So shack ds'pne.oXiihe most prpm inem Loc0-Foco lead.era. of Pittsburgh wjth this fac that he remarkfed;as soorj as the Pres ideni's speech was concluded oh Saturday, that it'was the moat effectively -eloquent and chaste of any s'peeclf tfiat he ever heard in his life. This .is bUt,.;oue of the many expressions of the'kindMiat'nave been made. At York, tiar ris.bnrgy.Lancsjer.vCarlislp, Chambersburg and the intermediate placeia tho same remarks have been mado,' and the names, of the individuals wh'b expfesseri them.can'bb "given. One of thefm,' at Jeastjjia Vroll -known throughout the coupuyas, a prom.ihent rpah and a Cas.S4 and jujitt.iec.ior.; 'X uo ouiy . inaiauce in vmcii the. President has been rudely metj .occurred at Greensburg, and is. sufficienily.explainod by; the fact that the LocoT?oed' waa in liquot at the time. r . - j It' is the plain, ipnesl and sincere charac- teri'stick of Gen. Taylor that everywhere are s'p. gratifying to the people, that stjr up the, Loqo-Foco presses and correspondents to lie about the . President to relate incidents that never occurred, and 10 put words in his jn'outh that He river uitered. There is- riot one of th'ee sneaking .vilifiers that dare ma'tfe a' rsin gle one of the many misstat eraeuts over his UAipeV . ; . Upon the subjects of 'Tariff, "ub-Trea3ury, Internal. 'Improverrient, Foreign .f oliey of the Gvemnrent; &c: the vibws of the President afe; welt settled 4 concise and correct, according to the Principles: of 1 rhV 'VVhig party. On Sat urdaevehing fie apdke nearly three-quarters of' ah' houj upon, these questions, giving his views vwjtl the same force, precision and mod esty thai-is exhibited in his, Mexican dispatch es', or ihoiCelebrated iEsop fetter 10 Mr- Marcy. - t. Her -ia'jin favoF of a modification of the Tariff .of 1 846; but' not in fa vdr,ofthe entire ree.atablfshtneni at ife Taf iff" o'f '"'4. He is in favor of departing .8, far ffom, thp ad valorem syatem-aV to, aflojd. a just and sufficient dis; senroination. injlaxffx pfuc.h manufactured do mestic aVticlesDr.meriQhandise.aa come in com petition with' foreignMabcr He is in favor of VhV passage; by ConjeWf subh a bill as "shall dffbt&'retil protection tb thb' laboring classes of the copntr,y, wilhputbeihgVso reatfictive.aB qon, stantly ,tp,'be a mark for the exercise of politi- i cal p,rizof ahoote.rs. , , , t . ?. IT. He . is riot in favor of making an .indi.s-! criminateattack: upon the whole Sub-Teasury jO' ' tji.11 t L. il,n.n.iriVt. :'! Dysiem uuiu u suaii iiaro uccu muiu-iiij mcv under the management of new and more car,a- hie dftbers;houghhe believes that it already needs many raodiucaiions. in. oinerjW'jrd, in order. P,a.aYo, the country from the comrnercial embarrassments which. a, wholesale chango'fn the financial policytof the;.Governnieni must al ways prodiicef Qfh, Taylor believes it to be the duty1 of th,e "Government to giyo the exis ting Sub-Treasury system a fair trial under the managemeht of more h(ne3t and corflpqient mep,- , . . . IJI. He is in favor of Internal Improvements. lty".' In regard to the foreign policy oftHe Administration, he. is for sustaining the honor of the' country at all hazatds, but believes that the policy of peace fs the only prosperous pol- icy. . ... . - The Ia6 prbclaraation by tho President in reference to the expedition secretly fitting out against Cuba was not written at Washington, as htfs been stated. Gen. Taylor prepared it with his owA hand at Harjisburg, while suffer ing severely ffom. hM late attack of cholera morbus. The Loco-Focp presses have endea vored 10 jnake. much capita! out of id but not a word which they have yet stated in regard to it is true- It was written, copied arid dis patched by the president's own hand, in a brief spade of lime. . r ? In company with Gov. Johnston arid a com rniVtee of citizens, tlie, president' has visited - A J .5 the various factories throughout ihe cny, for the purpose ol becoming practically acquainted with the details of Pehhaylvanta'' industrial pursuits, and to mingle, wnh the hard-fisied and warm-hearted men of toil, who a-sisted ltI place the. destinies of the country as well. aV their own individual welfare, in his hand.. Unlike his, predecessors, he has made no prom ises or pledges, to betray them. He has been among them all,. and ta(ten jhem by ihe hand., with the same respect, and the'same pride that he.woul'd exhibit in his intercourse with the most inveterately dignifie'd aristocracy of the cquntty. ,Gen. Taylor makes no di'stiction. The latch-strings of his heart and hands al ways hang outside. Yours, &c. Neal. " V""" Vf ' 1 "11 1 A -Lecture ou the "Elephant." Ladies and gentlemen ! Allow me this even ing, to introduce an animal called the elephant'. He is the greatest of all tread-mill creature, that help to keep the glpbe in tpotion. Among thfyAnglo-Saxpns, he i,s known only by tha name of elephant ; but with all barbarous ami. half civilized nations he is unanimously dubbett the lulliphant. He is now about the size of tt, two year old omnibus, and .in color approaches as near to a black as ho possibly can without infrirjemeht. To fook at him too severely on naturally supposes him to be a small mountain of tftdian rtibber, or a huge comjiositidn bfgluis ' and molasses. 0 The elephant is .one of the natives of ihfri East Indies, but hehaseori met with in va rjotis parts of Mexjco,, and is frequently i'ctxx. in the great city of N. York. It has been as serted, upon bqih righteous and profane am.hor ity, that he is indigenous to the diggins of Calr ifornia however, the. assertion, as yet, goe a begging for confirmation. It is 01V nrivaiW opinion, ihough, that the animal exhibits hitrr aelf to travellers in all parts of the world, onfy" they entertain a rhoiislrans reluctance to con fessing the 'fact. u k He always carries'hia trunk' with him vvhefe ever he goes, but never keeps anything in,itB not even a change of shirts. When cousiit Ich'abod first saw him at a show.'Tie exclairrledt with mule astonishme'ht : " Then that' tHe rale Menagerer-rthe identical critter itself T 1 swow 1 wouldn't two of 'em make a team to drdw siari 1. Golly, aint he a scrbUgerl" Ich 'abod went hdrh, and related what he ha'd seen " I seen " said he, "the gendwine menage'rer- the darndest biggest lump of flesh that ever stirred. He had two tails', too ; one behind arid t'other before. Philosofiers calls the futev 'un a pronobsctis. He put one of his tails iik my pocket and hauled out all the gingerbread r every hooter. What d'ye th'ink he done with, it ? :Why, he stuck it in his own pocket, ap.d began to fumble for more darn him !" A Centenarian Jfokeri In a letter from Cape Cod, "IvIr.N. P-'"Willis gives the following account of an old' gentle man, whose practical philosophy wrould out weigh all the fine spun specuhV3jori3 of the, Stoica and the Epicureans : I was sorry to hear, aTier we left Yarmouth, that I had missed seeing a ce'4itp,nariau of that place who is certainly a curi.osi.ty. He is now a hundred and nine yeatr, 0f age, and, in his whole life, never kP,own i6 be oUtofiein He married young, a-ad hi wife died about 20 years ago, Having treen, aI her hfe, a singularh, a&e woman ,1. He id good service in tho Revolution, an ha been pressed, at various tiniea to app.iy for. the pension to which he in entitled. He tefused always on the ground that, as J,e jygj lhe t,-me fle agree(j ,0 ani received trjQ pay tHey agreed to give him, the GoVTernriieni owes him nothing. His children, living m the town, are. well off, and wish him o e,nd his days with them ; but he prefers his lodging in the Poor House, declaring that hp 14 cant bear to think of oeing a trouble to any body," and 'fairly earning1 his board by " doing chores." about the ground and kitchen. He is still of a most playful turn of mind. A fellow pensioner of the Poor House, who is eighty years old, was setting with him but a few day since, upon a wooden bench in the yard 1 lit? skirts of his broad akiried coal lying loose, upon, the seat, and the large empty pockets tempting ly open. The old humorist very quietly glided behind, during their talk, and, from a heap ofloMi stones near by filled the open pockets without disturbing ihe owner. He then pat'ed him kindly on the shoulder, and expressing mctW fear that he might take cold, asked hi in o M-alk; in the house. At thevain efforts of his pjiiued down friend, to rise with ihe weight in hia-coai tails he laughed as heartly as a boy. of sixteen. He is said, to have a fine physiognomy and to have been an active man and vm good citizen without displaying any particular talent, A lady, very much gifen to gadding, was suddenly taken ill al home, one day, and aent her husband, in great haste, for a physician. The obedient soul ran part of the way, but'then returned to put this irnponant query": ; " "My dear, where shall 1 find you when' I get back again " . v