I 0 tit mi li The whole art of Government consists, in the art of being honest. Jefferson. VOL 9- STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, JANUARY 25, 1849. i No. 27. ,'.v . IWBMMWWWaB llll H 1 nWMillLIM samaamauMB published by Theodore Scfioe!i. -,nf dollars per annum in advancerTw o dollats TERM3"" . i,if vonrlv and if not naid betore the endof aid a q'JWf ,niI-r& and a half. Tliojfe who receive their TWO COlia imcror suce drivers employed by the proprie- tor, w lUe5dc,scontmued until all arrearages are paid, except A 97 lo .Ante nor vn!ir nvtrn. ai4h?i -WTicnts not exceeding one square (sixteen lines) "T; . nscrtcl three weeks for one dollar, and twenty-five wli Vr every subsequent insertion. Thccharge for oucand Soe ! ws;rtioiis the same. A liberal discount made to yearly agScttcrs addressed to the Editor must be post-paid. .Ytf&IS PRINTING. n.nne a ?ene ral assort mcnt of large, elegant, plain and orna inenlalTypc, we are prepared to execute every description of Curds, Circulars, Will Heads; Notes, Blank Receipts, JUSTICES, LEGAL AND OTHER PAMPHLETS, &c. . printed with neatness and despatch.on reasonable terms AT THE OFFICE OF THE Jeffcrsoaiau Republican. I have no Wife Br AN AND INCORRIGIBLE MEMBER OF THE BACH ELORS CLL'B. I have no wife ! young girls are fair, But how it is I cannot tell. No sooner are they wed, than their Enchantment bid them all farewell. The girls, God bless them ! make us yearn To risk all odds and take a wife, To cling to one, and not to turn Ten thousand in the dance of life. I have no wife ! whol have his nose Forever tied to one lone flower, E'en though that.flower should be a rose, Pluck'd with light hand from fairy power ? 0, better far the bright bouquet Of flowers of every clime and hue, Bv turns to charm the mind away, And fragrance in the heart renew. I have no wife ! I now can change From grave to gay, from light to sad, And in my freedom wide can range, Fret for a while and then be glad. I now can heed a siren's tongue, And know that eyes glSnce not in vain ; Make love apace, and being ' flung,' Get up and try my luck again ! I have no wife !--and I can dream Of girls who're worth their wieghtin gold, Can bask my heart in Love's broad beam, And dance to think it yet unsold : Oft I can gaze upon a brow Which mind and beauty both enhance ; Go to the shrine and make my bow, And thank the fates I have a chance ! 1 have no wife ! and, like a wave, . Can float away to any land. Curl up and kiss, or gently lave, The sweetest flowers that are at hand. A pilgram, I can bend before The shrine which heart and rriind approve, Or, Persian like, T can adore Each star that gems the heav'n of love. I have no wife J in heaven they say. Such things as weddings are not known Unyoked the blissful spirits stray O'er fields were caie no shade has thrown; Then why not have a heaven below, And let fair Hymen hence be sent 1 It would be fine ; but as things go, Unvvedded folks won't be content ! An Eventful History. The following strange eventful record of a" journeyman printer's life, we are positive is' correct to the letter. It developes what a man can do if he likes and what queer and enter prising, unselfish fellows, the majority of prin ter's are : "The life of a printer is, to say the least, one of variety.. 1 left -home at the age of nine, and was apprenticed to the printing business at liirteen ; since then 1 hai'e visited Euiope I'een in England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales and France in Canada, No via Scotia, Labrador, South America, West Indies, and all the Atlan States of the Union, from Afaine to Louis lar have lived in twenty seven cities and 'owrra of the United States. I have been a ilor in the merchant service, and have sailed J" all manner of craft;-ship, barque,brig, schoon er. sloop and steamer in the regular army as 51 private soldier, deserted and got shot in the W. I have studied two years for the ministryj "He year for an M. D. travelled through all . ihe t?lVRn nlorifl ftl ntiio M a n V . U Mi it fa reotr ft-nnsylvania- and Virginia, as a journeyman punier, generally with little else than a brass IJle in my pocket. 1 have been the publisher -"f tw'opaper8 in , one in Boston, one in Koxburyv Mass., one in New Hampshire, and "e in Ma;ne. At one time 1 had $7,350 in (1nJ pocket ot my own. 1 have been married ''ice, and am nw neaily 26: years old ! Was member of Captain (late Major) Ringold's fly J"g artillery, at the encampment in Trenton, N: J. i have been a temperance lecturer-arid pro plielcr of a tempsrance theatre. Effect of Imagination on the Fliysfcai Frame. Many years-dgo, a celebrated physician, au thor of au excellent work on the effects of im agination, wished to combine theory with prac tice, in order to confirm the truth of his prop oMionsjk To this end he begged the Minister ui justice to auow mm to try an experiment on a criminal condemned to death. The minister conserved, and delivered to him an assassin of distinguished rank. i-Our savant sought the culprit, and thus addressed him ; " Sir, several persons who are interested in your family, have prevailed on the judge not to require of you to mount the scaffold, and expose yourself to the gaze of the populace, tie has, therefore com- mu'ed your sentence, and sanctions your being bled to death within the precincts of your pris on ; your dissolution will be gradual, and free from pain. 1 he criminal submitted to his fate: thought his family would bo less disgraced, and considered it a tavor not to be compelled to walk to the place of public execution. He was conducted to the appointed room, where every preparation was made beforehand; his eyes were bandaged ; he was strapped to a table ; and, at a preconcerted signal, four of his veins were gently pricked with the point of a pin. At each co'rner of the labia was a small fountain of water, so contrived, as to flow gent! into basins placed to receive it. The patient, believing that it was his blood he heard flowing, gradually became weak ; and ihe conversation of the doctors, in an under tone, confirmed him in this opinion "What fine blood !" said one. "What a pity he ihould be condemned to die;' he vthould have lived a long time." " Hush !" said the other ; then approaching the first,. he asked in a low voice, but so as to b heard by ihe criminal. " how many pounds of blood are there in the human body ?" "Twenty-four. You see, already, about ten pounds extracted ; that man is now in a hope less state." The physicians then receded by degrees, and continued to lower their voices. The stillness which reigned in the apartment, broken only by the dripping fountains, the, sound of which was gradually lessened, so affected the brain of ihe poor patient, that, although a man of very strong constitution, he fainted and died, with out having lost a drop of blood ! ,!V Sagacity of a Do?. An mhqe ofth? Army, accompaitieoyby his ii... ... u"r. f Irft W estpoliin'-'a vT s 1 1 to the city of w t Tt T 1 II ijurl'.ngton, i. J., anu wnue there becoming j-ick, wrote to Ins wife and family at West Point, in relation of his indisposition. Shortly after ihe reception of his letter, the family were aroused by a whining, barking and scratching ai the door of the house, and when opened to a-cenain the cause, in rushed the faithful dog. After being caressed, and every attempt to quiet hini, the dog in despair at not being understood, seized a shawl in his teeth, and placing his paws on the lady's shoulders, deposited there the shawl ! He then placed himself before her, and fixing his gaze intently upon h6r to attract her attention, seized her dress and began to drag her to the door. The lady then became alarmed and sent fur a relative, who endeavored To allay her fears, but she prevailed upon him to accompany her at once to her husband, and on arriving found him dangerously ill in Bur lington. He is yet indisposed. The distance ravelled by the faithful animal, and the diffi culties encountered, render this account almost mcrediblf, especially as the boats cannot stop at Wes't Point on account of the ice. Any one can easily sa'isfy father curiosity in relation to this remarkable case of animal reasoning by vis iting Burlingion, where the owner of the animal is at present. Philadelphia Bulletin. An Unsafe Investment. Did thee receive my remittance, my son ? Yes, father. 'Then why did thee not buy a,new coal ? thy present one is rather fragile.' VVhy--ihe fact is that I left all my mon ey in the bank at New-Orleans.' 'Ah, thy pconomy is certainly commendable-- ln what bank ? 'I don't exactly remember what bank, father-- I know it was a very good one, as it had a scriptural name. It was urn ! Jet me see itjvas the Pharaoh bank, I think Cure for a Biting Horse. Biting1 is a bad and dangerous habit. It is said that the bite of a horse that is not mad will sometimes pro duce madness. The following is regarded as an effectual but barbarous remedy, but it is to cure a savage habit. Roast or bake a piece of meat, and present it hot as he attempt to bite Be cautious lest he bite a piece of live flesh in stead of hot meat. G. H. Gentright, a jdstice of the peace at Indianapolis, was lately married to his ninth wife. Turkeys are selling in Chicago for 37 1-2 cents each. The market' is stocked wiih'ven isbri and prario chickens, whichare selling ve- ;ry; low'.- Canal Commissioners' Report. TSe great length of this report precludes its publication in dur paper.. We will give the rea the subWnce of the document, which will prob ably beequally acceptable. ' . TheiReport states that tlie operations on the canalsAand railroads of the Commonwealth for the fiscal year ending November 30, 1848, do not ex hibit as favorable a result as was anticipated at ;the date of the last arinual report of th,e Board. The heavy repairs ma.de during the; year on the breeches caused by the disastrous floods of Octo ber, Nqvember and December, 1847, and the re building of the burnt aqueduct acros3 the Alleghe ny river near Freeport, have swelled the expendi tures beyond the estimates; whilst the interrup tion to navigation on the main line, produced by the destruction of the aqueduct, and the long con tinued low water in the Ohio river, have been the means of reducing the receipts below those of 1847. The gross receipts on the various lines were as follows : ' Main Line: for tolls, rents, fines, moUve power, trucks, old ;- ?, materials sold, &c, , . $1,190,377 79 Delaware Division : tolls, rents & nnes, . ib,4b a Susquehanna & North & West Branches : tolls, rents and fines, 180,3 16 37 Total gross receipts, 81,553,344 00 The expenditures were as follows : On the main Line including ordina ry repairs of damages by floods of 1847 and by fire(S303,430,51;) pay of collectors, lock-tenders, weigh- masters, inspectors &c, $894,936 09 On Delaware Division including repairs, pay of'ofricers, &c, 33,21 52 un susquenanna ana iortn anai r i I - 1 XT .? 1 - ITT 71 ! T" ri Oi I west urancn divisions, I3o,ioo, Total expenditures, $1,067,394 38 Net receipts over exnendituresf. 3485,949 62 Deduct payment of Canal .Commis sioners and ihe expenses of their - 5 , office, J" 5,143 26 Net reyenueMrom public works, $480,806 36 , - . - - Theigross receipts of the year ending Novem 30vl48, fall short of those of the preceding year, $28,231 87. The repairs were executed with as much econo my as practicable, though materials and labor were necessarily procured at higher than ordinary pri ces. The following comparison shows the difference in the receipts on coal, iron, and flour and grain during the two last years : Coal. , . Iron. ... Flour & Grain 184.7 $218,970 93 $96,582, 08 $133,556 27 1848 232,935 03 121,177 44 78,836 62 Many of the locomotive engine? on t the Main Line are old, and it is recommended to sell them, and purchase new ones of greater power. The new engines will be required the present year. Nearlv one hundred tons of new rails have been laid during the past year; and $3,750 will be needed to purohase new rails the present year. W. Milnor Roberts has been employed as an engineer to survey a route for a track to avoid the inclined plain at the Schuylkill ; and he recom mends one diverging from the railroad a mile and a half west of. the plain near the head of a ravine falling into George's run. It passes down the east side of that run, by way of Harding's tavern, to the Permanent bridge. When opposite to Hes tonville, it curves to the left, passes through Wood land, approaches the quarries just above Fairmount dam, and passing back of Harding's, continues a long the sloping ground, through Powellton, to the city property in West Philadelphia, until it meets the permanent bridge. The distance by this route is not much greater than by the present the highest grade sixty feet to the mile the es timated cost, exclusive of land damages , $283,000. The interest on the whole cost would not be as much as the annual cost of keeping the inclined plane and motive power in order ; and the prose cution of the work is strongly recommended, as a measure of both economy and facility of transpor tation. The tonnage transpoited over the Columbia railroad during the year was 368,019.41.8 pounds being an increase over the year 1847 of more than twenty-two million pounds. The Main Line was opened for business on the 20th of March, about which time business was commenced o'n the other lines, except on the Del aware Division, which was opened on the first of March. Of the Delaware Division the Report says it continued in successful operation from the opening on the 1st of March to the close of navigation. No breaches occurred during the year, and no ex penses were incurred, except for ordinary repairs. The tables of receipts and expenditures'show that this line continues in a prosperous condition, the excess' of receipts ' over' expenditures'' being" one i hundred, and forty -three thousand three hundred'j and seventy-eight dollars and thirty-two cents. Original cost of the canal, one million three hun dred and eighty-four thousand one hundred and thirty, six dollars and ninety-six cents. The out-let lock at Wells' Falls, designed to form a connection with the Delaware arid Raritan Canal, and constructed under the provisions of the act of the 20th April, 1846, was completed and ready for use in the spring. As was stated in the last annual report, " this improvement consists in a guard lock one hundred and twenty-two feet in the chamber, a canal nine hundred feet long, and an out-let lock of two arid a half feet lift, with chamber.one hundred and twenty-two feet in the clear. The locks are built, of ruble masonry, laid in the best hydraulic cement. The towing path is paved one foot thick on top, thoroughly walled both outside and in, and altogether is believed to form a complete and durable work. The present state of the fund applicable to this lock' is as follows: Amouut of loan, , Add tolls received in 1848 $20,000 00 1,539 00 $21539 00 From which deduct : ,. Cost of construction, $18,000,00 Damage to land, .. 100.00 Pay of lqck tender, 175 00 Estimato for lock house and fix-, tures, 950 00, Advertising, . 50 00 f $19,275 98 Leaving the sum of two thousand two hundred and sixty-three dollars, and two cents to be ap plied to the purposes indicated by the act author izing the construction of the lock. The fund for the repair of road and farm bridges is exhausted. It remains for the Legislature to decide whether further appropriations shall be made for these objects. If that body determines that the repairs shall be made, ten thousand dol lars will be required for the present year A statement accompanies the report exhibiting the estimated cost of keeping all the lines in or der for 1849, which shows that there will be re quired for ordinary and extraordinary repairs, and the payment of debts;, three hundred and thirty eight thousand nine hundred dollars ;( for motive power expenses, the purchase of new engines and the payment of debts, three hundred and sixty-four thousand eight hundred and eighty-seven dollars ; for collectors, weigh-master, cj-c, thirty-two thou sand dollars ; for lock tenders, thirty-five thou sand five hundred; for pay of Canal Commis sioners and expenses of their office, five thousand two hundred dollars; for repairing breeches which may occur during the year, or for the purchase of materials after the first of December next, fifty thousand dollars, for balance due on weigh lock at Beach Haven, three thousand six hundred and thirty dollars and ten cent's, which after deducting the balance in the treasury twenty-two thousand dollars ) leaves eight hundred and eight thousand one hundred and seventeen dollars and ten cents,. as the amount required for all purposes for the year. It is estimated that if no serious breeches occur, the receipts from tolls will amount to one million seven hundred thousand dollars, which will leave eight hundred and ninety-one thousand eight hundred and eighty-two dollars and eighty- nine cents, as the net profits of the year. REGISTER'S NOTICE. John Miller, administrator of the estate of Peter Labar, deceased, has filed his account in the Register's office, at Milford, in and for the county of Pike, and the same will he pre senied to the Orphan's Court for confirmation and allowance on the 12th day of February next, of which all persons interested will take notice. J. C. WESTBROOK. Register. Registers oflice, Milford, Jan. 11, 1840.-41. . ..... ' a Please to Read This. A GOOD CHANCE TO CLEAR FROM $500 TO $1000 A YKAR. Agents wanted in etery town and County hroughout the Union, to sell " Sears s New and Popular Pictorial Works," universally ac knowledged to be the best and cheapest ever published, as they certainly are the most sale able. Any active asent mav clear from $500 o $1000 a year. A cash capital of at least $35 or $50 will be necessary. Full particu lars of the principles and profits of ihe agency will bo given on application either personalty or by Tetter. The postage must in all cases be paid! Please to address ROBERT SEARS,' Publisher, No. 128 Nassau St., New York. JJJ3 Newspapers copying the above (inclu ding this notice,) and giving it eight i.nsfiriions, shall receive any oiie of the bound volumes, which retail at from' $2,50 to S3 per volume. Send only one papur directed as above. Derfimher 28, 1 848. Si. BLANK MORTGAGES' For sale at this1 Omce. 1 Greely on JTIileagc. All our readers are doubtless aware that .oaif weeks since the Hon, Horace Greeley who at this, time has the double duty to perform of ed iting tlje New York Tribune and representing a portion of that city on the flooi of Congress made an expose in reference to the amounts of over-pay that members had been drawing from the purse of Uncle Sam, in the way of mileage. The general charge ivas, that while the law al lows mileage from the seat of government to ihe homes of Members, it is not sufficiemly explicit as to the rout ; and hence, instead of charaiuij by the nearest post route, they have been in th habit of receiving pay for travelling over cir cuitous and much longer routes. ThN fyiem had amounted to au abuse upon the Treasury whjch Mr. Greeley xery properly deemed it right to check, inasmuch as it allowed to certain members as round a sum as S40 perdtem for every day they were engaged in the public service. For this exposition, however, Mr. Greeley has brought down, upon him the anathemas of nearly all hw fellow-members, and for the past week or two he has been kept an.bmy a he may perhaps desire, in repelling their attacks. But he has borne himself bravely in the ring,' and we think pretty fairly floored the bullies who undertook to over-crow him for his. dash ing assult upon the.little pickings and stealings from the National Treasury. The fact is, Greeley is right in this. matter, if in nothing else ; and he deserves the thank of the public for his manly courage in bringing this crying evil to the light. We .have no de sire to see a system of niggardly economv en forced upon those in the employ of government;' but as $8 per day is a pretty liberal remunera tion for the services of our National law-makers, we can see no justice in that policy which per-, mits them to over-draw thousands in ihe way of extra mileage. A year or two since the, whole country press throughout our land united in asking Congress to permit their papers to circulate through the mails within the countv in which they were published free of postage ; but theae same memhers, fearful, perhaps, that such a measure would deprive the government of a small source of revenue, have paid bui liulrt, heed to their petitions. Had they permitted this extra mileage to have remained in the. Treasury, the same would doubtless have paid ten times the deficiency they feared from this measure. - We repeat, Mr. Greeley deserves to he sus tained for his manly courage.. He has .struck' a blow in the right place, and while those num bers who are continually .prating about reform and economy in public expenditures, evince. so much solicitude for the public weal, jet ihern now come up to the work and assist jn reform ing an abuse which has too long been prac tised. Allentown Democrat. The debate on mileage camq up in tha House of Representatives on Thursdajand Mr. Gree; ley had an opportunity to. defend his course in relation to the matter. Among other things he said : And now, Mr. Chairman, a word on the main' question before us. I knowvery well I knew from the first what a low, contempiable, dem agoguing business this of attempting to sa-o Public Money always is. It is not a task for gentlemen it is esteemed rather disreputablo eren for Editors. Your gentlemanly work is spending lavishing distributing taking.-.-Savings arc.always such vulgar, beggarly, two penny affairs there is a sorry and stingy look, about them, moat repugnant to all gentlemanly insiincts. And besides, they never happen ta hit the right place it is always 'Strike higher?' 'Strike lower !'--To be generous with other people's money genprous to self and friends especially, that is be the popular and commen ded. Go ahead and never care for expense ! if your debts become inconvenient, you, can re pudiate and blackguard your creditors as de scending from Judas Iscariot ! Ah! Mr. Chair-, man, was not rocked in the cradle of gentility ! Plundering according to Law. Gene ral Houston's mileage every session is $2X96. The distance for which he charges ig 3120 miles. It can be traveled in three weeks each way at an expense at the out side of S150. Suppose he was paid at the rate of eight dol lars per day for his time, it would amount to about 320. . By the present law he gets up wards of S2000, besides expense and lime. Reform is needed, and must be brought ahum' in Congressional affairs. The amount of Relief Notes isu?'d by the Banks of Pennsylvania, and now itf' circulation, is stated to be $762,664. Ten Thousand Dollars Damages In the Superior Court, JQew York, on Friday, a verdict was rendered against Moses Y. Beach, publisher of tho New York Sun, for a;,libel puh-' lished in his journal upon Mr. John 'Thompson, publisher of Thompson's Bank Note" Reporter. Mr. Eadte the editor, testified ihat it was vrn- ten without the knowledge of Mr. Beach, and that the younger members of thilrin'tennuted its publication. illl I f ft m j: 1 1 I'M m