The whole art of Government consists in the art of being honest. Jeftersoa VOL 8. STRO UDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, AUGUST 26, 1847. No. 9. published by Theodore Sciioch. -"ftMS Two dollars per annum in advance Two dollars ,',6 Quarter, half yearly and if nol paid before the end of IhiriSr Two dollars and a half. Those who receive their ! .nprs bv a carrier or stage drivers employed by the proprife nr will be charged 37 l-'i cents, per year, extra: o papers discontinued until all ancaragesarc paid, except Mihe option of the Editor. ry Advertisements not exceeding onfc square thirteen lines) ,iihp inserted three weeks for one dollar t twenty-five cents f .rvprv subsequent insertion t larger ones m proportion. A libera discount will be made to yearly advertisers. . IE? All letteis addressed to the Edittir must be post-paid. JOB PRINTING. Ilavin- a "eiieral assortment of large, elegant, plain and oina mental Tvpe, we are prepared to execute every description of Cards, Circulars, Bill Heads, Notes, Blank Receipts, JUSTICES, LEGAL AND OTHER BLANKS, PAMPHLETS, &c. Printed witli neatness and despatch, on reasonable terms, AT THE OFFICE OF THE .leffersoniaia Republican. FOR THE JEFFERSONIAN REPUBLJCAN. The Shipwrecked Mariner. BY REV. J. W. MECASKEV. The storm heaves high, and roaring waves Dash o'er the blacken'd deep, The tempest in its fury raves, The winds their revels keep : O'erhead the sky with darkest hue . And pitchy clouds, is hung; The gallant ship and hardy crew Have their death requiem sung. Now torrents of descending rain Heave up the ocean's bed, The helmsman steers the bark in vain, While horrors round them spread. The sails in tatters fly, the masts Go over by the board; To heaven, his eye the sailor casts Tor succor to afford. The ship rolls on, and fearful rides ? Over the boiling sea; -No hand its course securely guides Wildly Tind madly free. We're lost," the cry terrific sounds Above the ocean's roar; On the sunk rocks, the vessel bounds And stands upon the shore. One only man of all the band - , . That trod that vessel's deck, ' "vVas saved upon that desert sand " ' . -From that distressing wreck. The used up. 'The jig is up: I have been flung Sky high and worse than that, 'The girl whose praises I have sung With pen. with pencil and with tongue". Said " No" and I fell flat. -Now, I will neither roar nor rant, Nor my hard fate deplore ; Why should a fellow look aslant, : If one girl says she wont or can't, While there 's so many more ! -I strove my best, it would nol do I told her she'd regret : She'd ruin my heart and chances tooy As girls don't like those fellows who Their walking papers get. . ln-truth I laved her very well, . And thought she loved me The leasaiiwhy I cannot tell; ' . But when ! wooed this prettyjbelle,;-, 'Twas a mistake in me. She's dark of eye and her sweet smile Like some of which I've read, Is false for she with softest guile , Lured me -'mong. rocks near love's bright isle, Arid then she cut me dead. i My vanity was wounded sor.e, . : t And that 1 hatclhe worst; You see a haughtylook I wore, -And thought she could cot but adore - Of all men me the first.. "Well, thank the fates once more Tin free, At every shrine I'll bow And if again .a girl cheat me, , . Exceeding sharp I guess she'll be, I've cut my eye-teeth now, f h like the bumble bee I'll rove, . ' Just when and where I pjease: Inhaling sweets from every grove; 4 .Humming around each bower I love, And dancing in each breeze. H. D. VTcsifaU, Pike co., Pa. .3 . uteri man, noticing the avaricious propen ri' :uT.onc of his fellow-workmen, said " lie ihko-mian dat in de wedder wot ish so cold it ie.ver va, he never, vears drawers nor Jhw, and goes .bare-foui-edi in-hUhboots." From the National Intelligencer. An&thcr ZiCttcr from ITIaj. Dowuinsr. ON THE ROAD TO THE WAR, AUGUST , 1847. Mr. Gales & Seaton : My dear old friends : I spose you'll be ama zinly disapinted to find I'm away off here, push in on to the seat of war, and didn't call to see you when I come through Washington. But you musi'nt blaine me for it, for I couldn't help it ; the President wouldn't let me call : he said 1 was petting quite too thick with vou, writins letters to you a"nd all that. And when he spoke about the letters tie iookcu Kinu oi reu ana showed considerable spunk. Says he, Major Downing, I have put a good deal oPconfidence in you as a friend of my ad ministration ; and if you are a friend to it, you must let Gales and Seaton alone ; keep out of their way and have nothing to do with them : they are' dangerous, mischief-making fellers, eternally peckm at my administration, all. wea thers. Let mc try to keep things ever so snug, and lay my plans ever so deep they are sure to dig them all up, lug them into the Intelligencer, and blaze 'em all over the country. Confound their pictures, they are the most troublesome customers an administration ever had ; they've come pretty near swamping me two or three times. So, if you are my friend, I warn you! not to be so thick with Gales and Seaton. J Well, says I, Colonel, you know I am a: friend to you and your administration, as much as I ever was to the Old Gineral and his ad ministration ; and I shall stand by you and do every thing I can to help you out of this scrape you've got into about the war. But I don't know as that need to make me break with Gales and Seaton.' We've been old friends so long, it would be kind of hard to give 'em up now ; and I don't hardly think they are quite so bad as you think for. They may not mean to do you so much hurt when they put these things into their paper, and only put them in because they think folks want to know what's goin on. Mr. Richie sometimes puts things into his pa per that folks think don't do you no good. The President give two or three hard chaws upon his cud of tobacco, and says he, Yes, Ma jor, that's too true, it roust be confessed ; and it annoys mo beyond all patience. But then I have to forgive it and overjook it, because Mr. Richie don't mean it. The old gentleman is always sorry for it, and always willing to take it back. And then he's such a tuff old fel ler to fight the federalists, I can't have a heart to acoldat him much about his mistakes and blunders. Well, says I, Colonel, being you've named federalists, I want to know if any of them ani mals is really supposed to be alive any where in the country now-a-days. Seeing sich awful ac counts about 'em in the Union paper all the time, 1 inquired all the way along through New England, where they used to be the thickest, and I couldn't get track on one ; and when I asked the folks if there was any federalists any where in them quarters, they all stared at me and said they didn't know what sort of critters they was. When 1 got to Downingville I asked uncle Joshua about it. He said, in his younger days there used to be considerable martyof 'em about but they wasn't thought to be dangerous, for they never was much given to fighting. But he said he guessed they'd all diod"oui long ago, for he hadn't come across one this twentv vears. So now Colonel, says I, how is it they areso thick in Mr. Richie's paper all the time ? At that he give me a very knowing kind of a look, and lowered his voice down almost to a whisper ; and says he, Major, I'll tell you how that is. When Mr. Richie was a young man he used to fight a good deal with the federalists, and took a good deal of pride in it ; and now the fancies and scenes of his youth all seem to come back frosh to his mind, and he can't think or talk about any thing else. You know that s nfionlimps the wav with people. As ho always used to have the name of a smart fighter, I give him the command of the newspaper battery hum to defend mv administration. Bnt 'twas a mistake as 'twas when I sent Taylor into Mexico ; 1 didn't know my man. No matter wbnt fnrr:os was rathering to overthrow my ad ministration, Mr. Richie somehow didn't seem to see 'em ; no matter how hard tliey nreti at t I T me, he didn't seem to hear it ; anu wnen i called to him to fire back, he would rouse up and touch off S few squibs with about as good aim a:s the bovs take when they fire crackers on the 4ih of July, and did about as much exe cution. At last I found out a way that I could . . . - t it 11 make the old veteran fight like a iurK ana noia on like- a bull dog. ft was by giving him a no lion at any time that he was fighting wjth fed- erahsts. Since l made that discovery ne s oeeu more help to me. Whenever I see the enemy entrenching himsolf around me, and bringing up his batteries to fire into my administration, all I have to do is to whisper in Mr. Richie's ear and say, "Mr. Richie, the air smells of fed eralism ; you may depend upon it there is fed eralists abroad somewhere." In a minute, you've no idea with what fury the old.gentel man flies round, and mounts his heaviest guns, and sets his paper battery in a. roar. His shots fly fight antL left, and sometimes knock down friends as well as foes. To be sure they don't make a very great impression upon the enemy; but then there's this advantage in it: if he don't kill or beat off the enemy, he keeps the admin istration so perfectly covered wilh smoke that the enemy can't seethalf the time where to fire at us. On the whole, Mr. Richie is a valuable man to my administration," notwithstanding all his mistakes and blunders. Jest theri the door opened, and who should come in but Mr. Richie himself. As he opened the door he ketched the sound of the two last words the President was saying. " Mistakes and blunders !" says Air. Richie, says he ; what, have you got something more of Scott and Taylor's blundering in Mexico? Nothing more to-day, says the President.- I was only telling Major Downing how their blunders there have come preity near ruining the country, and how it is absolutely necessary to get the staff out bf their hands somehow or other before they quite finish the job. I'm go ing now to try one more plan, Mr. Richie ; but be careful that you don't say any thing about it m the Union, and blow it all up. I tried once to send Col. Benton on for the same purpose, and Congress blowed that up. Then I sent Trist on for the same purpose, and Scott has blowed him up. Now I'm agoing to send Ma jor Downing, not as a regular Chaplain, but as a sort of watch upon them, you know, to work round and do the business up before any body knows it. He isn't to go to Scott nor Taylor, nor have any thing to do with 'em, but work his way into Mexico, and go right to Santa An na and knock up a bargain with him. I don't care what he gives. The fact is, Mr. Richie, the country needs peace and I'll have peace, cost what it will. -. . - An excellent idea, says Mr Richie ; an ex cellent plan, sir. I'm for peace at all hazards, if it is to be found any where in Mexico that is. if, we can eet hold of it before Scott or Tay lor does. And I think Maj. Downing is just the man for it a true stanch democratic republi can ; and whatever he does will go for the ben efit of the administration. Now the country's shins are aching pretty bad with the war, if we can fix up a good smooth peace right off, and nol let Scott nor Taylor have any hand in it, who knows, Mr. President, but it might make our administration so popular that you and 1 might both be elected to serve another four years 1 But when is the Major to start ! Right off to-night, says the President, or, rather, in the morning before daylight before any body in Washington finds out that he has oot back from Downinsville. 1 have forbid his calling at the Intelligencer office, and I don't want they should find out or mistrust that he's hfifin here. If thev should Sei wind of the movement, they would be sure to' throw some constitutional difficulty in the way; and try to make a bad botch of the business. The President shut me into his room, arid charged me not to. leave the house, while he sent for Mr. Buchanan and Mr. Marcy to fix up my private instructions. W nile ne was gone, Mr. Richie fixed me up a little bundle of pri vate instructions too. on his own hook, moddled, he said, on the Virginia Resolutions of '98. Presently the President came bacK witn my budget all ready, and give me my instructions, and filled my pockets with rations, and told me how to draw whenerer I wanted money ; and before daylight I was off a gaod piece on the road to the war. To-dav I met a man poinj? on to carry letters V a a - 1 f to the Government from Gineral Scott s side of the war, and I made him slop a little while to ... ' i take this letter to you ; lor I was airaiu you might begin to think 1 was dead. He says Si!ott is nuite wrathv about the Trist business, i - j m and wants to push right on and take the city of Mexico, but Mr. Trist is disposed to wan ana see if he can't make a bargain with Santa An na's men. I shall push along as fast as I can, and Pel into the" citv of Mexico if possible be fore Scott does, and if I only once get hold of -ft T t I I .t U I J 1 1 XktKflM A. -w- - trade. Shinto Anna I hmvn nn ( ntlhl I tsnail III H KG a I don't know yet whether t shall take Scott's road or Taylor's road' to go to the city of Mex ico : it will depend a little upon the news I get on the wav. Two or three times, when I have been stopping to rest, I have been looting over my private instructions. iney are iusi rdio, n.r.Ani'illn JVTr 1? i r ll i ct'tl 1 remain your old friend, and the President's private .bmbasseder, . t MAJOR JACK DOWNING-. Mock. Oysters of Corn. Take a dozen and a half largo ears of corn, grate all the grains off tho cob as fine as possi ble. Mix wuh the grated corn tnree largo ta h n.qnnnn fulls of sifted flour, the yolk of six eggs well beaten. Let all be well incorporated by hard beating. Have ready a trying. pan, an equal proportion or lard and iresli ouiier ; noiu it over the fire till it is boiling-hot, and then nut in portions of nearly as possible in shape unil size as fried oysters. Fry them brown and send them Jo the table hot : they should be . t i. made near an men inicK. . Origin of tlie Huirian Bafifis. " The Charleston Mercury, in giving some brief but interesting reminiscences of Nehemathla, a chief of the Seminoles, relates the following to show what is the tradition, among this tribe of tho Indians at least; in relation to the origin of the white, red and black races : " In the progress of the negotiation at Camp Moultrie, in 1823, between the U.S. Commissioners and the Indians, it became important to ascertain the population of the Seminole nation. By re quest, a census was handed in by the chiefs, and oh' the commissioners asking if the state ment embraced the blacks, and who were slaves, there was so violent a burst of indignation from Nehemathla as to require rejoinder and re proof from those who represented the United Stales. On explaining the motive of the inqui ry, however, thai the commissioners 4 in the allotment of territory ,' were desirous of provid ing for the negro as well as the Indian, Nehe- mathla was reconciled to the supposed indignity cast upon his people, arid the negotiation pro ceeded and terminated harmoniously. On the exchange ot documents and treaties, tne com missioners received the head chiefs of the Semi noles ai an entertainment. On the removal of the cloth, (for Nehemathla, Blunt, and, many others, were not ignorant of the forms and cour- tesies of the dinner-table, j and while the glass was'circulatintf. Nehemathla adverted to the un pleasant incident of the morning, in which he had exhibited ao much temper. Jtle stated mat they had among them a wise man, a philosopher, who had communion with the Great Spirit, and that if agreable to the commissioners, it would be oratifvino to him that he should be heard, that they might read in his revcalmenls the on- ly apology he had to oiler lor tne displeasure he had expressed on the negro being considered a member of the Red Family. The wise man commenced : In the betrinnin!?. the Great Spirit made o c this earth and he was pleased with Its hunting- grounds and rich soils, its mountains and val leys; its oceans and its rivers. He decreed that he would people it. He labored lor seven davs and ho made a negro. Though gratified at this first of human beings, into whom he had blown the bieatli of life, he was not satisned. He Worked seven days more, and produced an indian. Though more pleased wilh this second than the fust ol his creation, he was not atto aethfir reconciled to the Red Skin. He re turned for seven days more to his labors, and the result was the White Man. He gazed witn admiration upon this last as the perfection of his works But the negro and indian were still alive, and what was to be done to promote harmony, and preserve peace. The spirit j t 4 thoupht awile. and assembled his three races of human beings, at the same time placing be- frirn iliAm thfpw Vinofi hnvps. On one was marked ' Hoes and Axes ;' on another ' Bows nrwl Arrniss'' nnrl on I Vi ft third ' Books.' He said to the negrd; ' is I made you first, in jus tice vou shall have the first choice.' He se lected the hoes and axes. The Indian became restless; frantic, with apprehensions, and un der his native impulses, was almost in posses sion of the box of bows and arrows before the Grpm Snirit said ; You now choose. Tho box of books fell to the white man,; not by ac cident but design." With the most emphatic action, then said the Indian philosopher : The Great Spirit has decreed that the negro shall fell the forest and till the soil to make subsistence for man. The Indian shall roam the wilderness, and canoe on the rivers, arid in hunting and fishing seek his pastime and' sup port. The white man shall read and gather these stores of knowledge, from which he is to derive the rules for instructing and governing the others. While these relations exist, peace and harmony will prevail ; disturb them, and no other result can follow but annihilation to the Black and Red race. The negro and In dian will disappear before tho march and ra pacity of the white man." A Remarkable Phenomenon. The Cincinnati Signal relates the following, which, if authentic, is certainly very singular : Tho most remarkable Phenomenon wo ever heard of ia now to' be seen in this city. It con sists' of two young pigs, havfng the heads of ele phants. The proboscis; mouth, teeth, ears and eyes, and sct far as we have been able to judge from a superficial examination, the head, per fectly formed of an elephant. In one case the proboscis is thrc-Avn over and back of the1 head, in the position we sometimes see the elephant hold it. hi the other, it hangs' over the mouth. The eyes of one are in the usual place for the elephant's, while in the other they are situated near the centre of the forehead; not unlike the hippopotamus. The skin of ono of these pro digies has hair like a hog tlie o'her precisely like an elephant. Their history is, that the menagerie was passing the neighborhood, arid the animals were turned in the field where the sow was to feed an elephant being of the number. They are the result. We hope some of our scientific savans will examine those cu riosities, and report the result to the public. We believe doubts have beon entertained of the possibility of such an occtirrence,if &o,ihey exist no longer. -- Roman Catholic Relics in Georgia - We are indebted to the politeness of Mr. W. B. Johnston, of Macon, Georgia, for tho ability to introduce to the acquaintance of our readers two relics bf the .olden time, when Ponce de Leon sought the Fountain of Youth in the garden of Florida, or Hernando de Sour toiled after the Eldo'rado of the West, in ili same fatal direction. These relics are two sil ver Crucifixes, a litilo exceeding eight inches by seven, of rather rude or plain workmanship; with a few circular devices, furnished with ring- and evidently intended as ornaments, for the neck. On one of them there a're rude figures' of an owl and of the head and neck of a horse," seemingly scratched wilh the point of a knife or other sharp instiument ; and having also1 several letters, confined within the rim or bor der of the central device, several of which' wo have not succeeded in satisfactorily decipher ring. Some of these letters are clearly numer als, but of a nature and age with which we anf not familiar. On the envelope in which they were sent us io endorsed the following, iii a" great measure, conjectural solution of the hie roglyphics: " Jesus Chrisms NpstoVRedemptor: 16 J 5 " The name " De Soto" is also endorsed on the envelope, as an antimation, by the wri ter, that these relics must have been left with the Indians by some Roman Catholic Priest, or Priests, who accompanied Hernando de Soto" in his renowned and ultitnatefy disastrous con quest and exploration of Florida, under whiclr title was then included several of cur Southern and Gulf States. They were taken from a sniaji Indian mound, in Murry county, Lteorgia, near Coosawallee Old Town. The letters seem to us to be as follows, viz. IYNjiq'qU. The second letter may possibly be a V, or even an ornament or device, its shape beiug that of a" witie glass or chalice the shank being below the level of tlietother letters, and resting on a crescent-shaped saucer. The date given abovo is certainly wrong, if the relics be connected with the era of De Solo. That chivalrous ad venturer set sail from Havana, on his celebra ted expedition, May 12th, 1539. On ihe 25th of the same month Whiisunday) he arrived at" and named the Bay of Espifitu Santo, and on tho 31st landed a detachment of three hundred soldiers and took possession of ihe country in the name of Charles V. On the 3d May, 1540; he stretched his way northward, and traversed the Apalachian or Alleghany range of mountains; running through the northern part of Georgia, and ihence went onward to the Mississippi. : . . it t . past, and it possii solving the enigma of their inscription, and fix ing their chronology. (Charleston Uour. A Fact foi; ffalnrailists. The Norfolk News states that a toad which had been buried under a reversed flower pot, three feet beneath the surface of the ground, by Mr. Samuel Clarke, on the 14th of June, 1846, was, by the same gentleman, disinterred on the 14th ult. No sooner was the little ani mal takeri li'pj than he gave evident proofs that to be " buried alive" did not, to him, necessarily' involve cessation of existence! for he instantly commenced skipping about, many of his bound's extending to tho height of six inches into tho air! His mouth was closed up with a white" skin, but his eyes were as sparkling as when, on that day twelvemonth, he was put below tin? ground. Cldse Quarters. 1 I can tell you a better story than that,' add ed the captain. ' I felt pretty considerable fris ky one day, and I went up the lighmfng rod hand over hand, as high as the vane, f had a' first rate prospect there ; but thatjn't all. A thunder cloud came over, and I saw it was go-;, ing to strike the steeple, and thinks I to' myself if it hits me I'm done up. So I got rtfady and when the craclc came, 1 gave a leap up; let the lightning strike and run down, and then caught hold again. A Ready Rule for Farmers.' A " quarter of wheal" is an JEngli'dif measure of eight standard1 bushels so if you see wheat quoted at 5G shillings it is 7 schillings a bushel. A shilling is 22 1-2 cenis ; multiply by 7 and you have $1 57 1-2 per bushel. In-Kentucky, corn, is measurod hy the bar rel, which is fi.v'e bushels of shelled "cnrrV. At New Orleans a barrel of corn is a flour h:inl full of ears,. At Chicago, lima Is sold by the barrel, and measured in ihe smallest sized cak of thai name that will pass muster. A barrel of Hour is seven quarters of a gi6ss hundred 112 pounds which is the reason of its being of itie odd measure of 196 pounds. Ar barrel of tar is 20 gallons, while a barrel of gun-pow-; der is only a small keg holding 25 pound, and mai reminds me oi cotton, a bale oi which. i 400 pounds, no matter in what sized bundlessiv may be sent to market. ; ; A venerable man' says : " Le't the slandered" take comfort it is only at itle fruit irees ihiev throw stones." - ' . '''J 4