L 1- r Ui ill 11-1 1 1 Li I w Sit., niifM miimaiMtuuiiLjiijijm.fcujuwurJJ,ju s.um-ijmjjn'.'iiiuimi!-XT'"""J ' tmnuiwirJu,Jjmi-'JiJxn-i-imii-fg uiuijmu'.j.t.Mju.Mr.'iiy-CT The whole art ok Government consists in the art of .bking honest. Jefierson. VOL 5. STROUDSB URG, MONROE COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, MAY; 9, 1844. No, 3 TERM-- Two tl -liars per annum in advance Two dollars -and a quarter, half yearly and if not paid before the end of the year, To dollars and :.ha!f. Those -who receive their p.ipcrv.i earner or singe drivers employed by the proprie tors. wlf be charged 7 1-els. per year, extra. . No papers discontinued until ull "arrearages are paid, except at lr.e option 01 we liuuors. rtA lvcrtiseinenls not execedinc: one square (sixteen lines) will b msertc 1 three w eeks for one dollar: twenty-live cents for c.e.y subsequent insertion : larger ones in proportion. A iiocml discount will be made to vearly advertisers HPAtl letters addressed to thcEilitor. must be post paid. Hiving a general assortment of large elegant plain and orna mental Type, we arc prepared to execute every description cf Cards, Circulars, Bill Heads, .Votes, BhiiEk Receipts, , - ., JUSTIGES, LEGAIi AND OTHER. . . BLANKS, - PAMPHLETS, &c. Printed with neatness and despatch, on rc.vsonable tsnns AT THE OFFICE OF THE S"cfferscm. Republican. The arIc-Eyd IKa-d. BY MRS. L. HAVNES. A lovely valley where the flourishing village of W now stands, in 1G was occupied Tlie Four Ajrcs o Tos. . Wht is Thouglu 1 In childhood an imperfect gleam, A summer bower, a moonlight dream, Glimpses of some far-shinning stream, A rosy "wreath, the blessed beam That dwells hi, mothers' eyes. In youth an urn brimm'd with delight, Sweet thronging fantasies of light, . . Meek eyes with love's own radiance bright, Soft music on a summer night,. Hope budding into joy. In manhood a benighted shore ;, With wrecks of bliss all scattered o'er, '" Dark .swelling doubts, fears scorn'd before A pirii wither'd at the core, A sea of storm and strife. , , Jn sge a calm undazzled eye, Living in worlds of memory : " ; . Low-breathed thanks for love on high, A patient lunging fur the sigh . 1 That wafts it into rest, f 1 Come et Hie Hear. - Come, let me hear in that soft voice" One note of joy, one cheering lone, . .fJi To hid 'this sadden'd soul rejoice, . Nor feel so desolate and lone; Yet if a change is o'er thy heart. Or coldness in thy sjar-like eye, I'd say 'twer better ve should part,,, j Arid part forever you and I. "' i 5 know 'lis madness e'er again To hue what ne'er can be mine own; Tor hopealas! Indeed'is vain, And youth's fond sunnv dream is 'flown; 5 I feel the bitter tear-drop start, l g'adly hail the hour to die Hut still 'tis better far to part; And part forever you and I. by a circle of cone-topped wigwams, before one of which, at the close of a sultry afternoon, sat a son of the forest, whose girdle of scalps and hieroglyphic marks told that he was a warrior and chief of high honor. His sinewy arm held forth a string of beads, whilo his piercing eye looked into those of a young female who. eager ly sprang forward on seeing the baubles. Grasp ing the treasure with a laugh of joy, and twi ning them in her hair, she bounded away like! a young fawn, tu join her companions. On the hill side near by, stood a well-formed, fair faced youth, in the garb of a huntsman, leaning on his gun. Through an opening in the trees ho had been an unseen witness to what had just passed, and as he gazed after her who seemed a bird escaped from Paradise, he shouldered his rifle and with an apparently wearied step approached the bpot where the 1 chief still sat, who sceiiig him. asked : j Whence comes the pale fafce--what seeks j he of the red man ?" "Food and rest," replied the other;- "three days ago I left Shawutut, with a hunting' party; while in search of 'game, 1 separated from, and being unable to find them, or my way out of the forest. 1 have since wandereu about, ant was cantetn throuli in. 1 am ill: let me.he lti it, and here is mo A So&. J"cke. A certain young lawyer of the New York bar, whose ehm btars a strong resemblance to the goat species, and tinder whose, arm a huge j bundle of paper is invariably placed, took pas sage, about u ytir since, on board one ol the Hudson river steamboats. After the removal of the-tea-table a number of passengers in the cabin entered i rile a conversation which termi- i I-.. ' m- . ; " r nateil in pontics. i lie caain was ininenrctiy As they approached the rough altar, an Indian ni3id appeared before them ; fixing her, dark eyes on tlie female, .in a warning voice she said to hor, 4 Wed him not ! or you are. cursed. On his soul lies the crime of , a broken heart ;' and turning to him, added, " William Raymond, the Violet Eye will be upon you, we' meet again" and like a mysterious t-pirit she glided from the church. Treating the occurrence a a maniac's intru sion, the ceremony was pei formed, but those j lighted, so much so that in some parts of it the tones ol threatening evil long rang in tlie cars C0UIlt fiances of rannv were not easily distiii of the wedded pair Nearly two years, and the bright rays of hope had dispelled, the fearful cloud that dimmed the bridal day. The savage inhabitants rinding their game dispersed, and themselves driven from their early hbines and the graves of their fathers, ever and anon gave evidence of spirits panting for revenge. At the cloe of.a. batlle in which many hun dreds of the Indian race were slam, one stood victorious. On the blood-stained snow" lay William" Raymond, wounded with a poisonous , i . . i. r.i..r L at row, nv nis. siue was uie graceim luriii nc guished. Our young-lawyer, with his. bundle of papers under his arm rendered himself ery conpicuotis in discussing political matters, and, iii the course of his-remarks, was ery abusive" towards Henry Clay. An old gentleman, who was seated rather in the back ground, took oc casion to say, that he had some acquaintance with Mr. (5lay, and was not aware ol his being; guilty of the gross and indecent charges which this voting gentleman had imputed to him. J he young lawyer then addressed himself to iIik old gentleman, and, amongst other objection. against Mr. Clav urod lhai he was in lavor of , - ,, ...:,,.:... i. ..:.... i n2 ncar.tjeceived-r-she.was no more happy 1 , " , . r , i l ie trees and lowers looked .anirrv. Ashamed i me trees l saw tne sinoue oi your cao,-.j , re" .,, , , , t ' : before her people, she left them at-the threat itn i ; el -mo. he in u, and here is mo- , . v ' " i " cu, ney," added he, temptingly offering the chief a I" , ? . TV ,W , , - I I tltlil7U lilil' ill, .v. IJ1UI ... ' nanuiui oi silver. , - ,,---,... . - . ,P, , . y c i mi ,, i -, treacherous bosom, lien eve "The chief of a "rest people will not lake it. 1 , , , - ri....: ,. ,L i. r .t,.,.. i... i lier heart songht revcng,au-l 1113 dill,. 13 UIJCII iu illfi, uu;irt iuuuj:ii w , , , - . r . i . T" . , - c n i,",n.; I i was the-hand of the violet Ly be a white face who would. iob him ol his gtme. I . J ence caressed, and the same voice that spokeilne bankrupt law: and, taking his well known at the bridal altar, now btoke upon ihe car of bundle of papers from under his arm, exclaim ihe dyino man ' ed, " 1 am a lawyer, sir ! 1 have examined this V William Raymond, when faint and weary sl,bject thoroughly, and am fully convinced that a dark "'maid 'of the 'forest "nursed you ; by the xt bankrupt law is unconstitutional." The old white man's arts vou won her love. Yuur.ly-' pemlemati remarked that he did not know much I o ... . nappj : , abotit law, but thought the law was constitution al. The young lawyer, not thinking it worth whilfl to enter iiito a law discussion with an old gentleman, whose appearance in the badly- ihted ctfuin. rather 'indicated iiiai ue was a --P-,-- - T . The following census, compiled frniiniltrala test and must authentic source, will be, tlf ti-v terest to some of our reador-s. Rkligiocs Statistics of some of ihe priu- cinal denominatiun?. in the UnttHd S'ates. '" r4; 1 OlO 1 1.150, 4;son Espicopulian-s Orthodox Congregaiion alnts, Baptista' Associated Cal-vanUitc, " g rjreo ,vttl-. a:iu i -LiceuMates.) Evangelical Ltih!rwis; Episcopal Method!!-, A .sociatr, " Associate Reformed,! Go Rffofiued. 20 Cumberland, 459 Diuch Reformed," 2Cfl : .Gijrnjan Reformed,' l6"0'. 575,30 1 "t, 11 3,947 400 ft ,, 50.0$) 4.500 50.000 29.3 22 -W;0,J0 159,115 t ?(f)Te w School,) , 1 ,41 f) Ifl2p,6 lG Totalreportrd, 17,07.?; 2,5W,?ti3 A Scouei , . : -' . - i ' ' !-1 j The Pitlsburg American relates: the filov - ing as having occurred al one of the lintels ni that city, recently: Amongst a utimhur of others at the breakfast peiK-ral As-e:ubly, (Old School.) 1,617 4 General Aseinldy EnteiJ" The parents of William Raymond, came from England, wiih the hopes of retrieving, a lost fortune.: Ry their age, had mingled that demand but pageantry lor a recommenda- tiun. r.Ji,,,.-..,l v;n: if c i- . i n. i ., i tame, was a larmr.r irom tlie countrv, w to was loliov.eu ou ! farmer, arose from his seat-and walked towards , , ,, ,. l,o f-,..,.l ii ' i i' t ' a i u i .! addressed by a stout, but talkative stranger, thai lias Jouuu 1'.. - the aiairs to jro on deck. As he reached the - ' - . . ,.f n - i ' it .i i sdi u u Ki.inu iii nun vt ui) uio uir no yru e that poison- slairs ho accualed a jrentleinan, a resiaent ol . 1 i n i n .r ci, ' , , . , . & i , .. , . ., i vou yln to run lor Governor here! breast, blie Pou hkeensie. and tnmnred o! him, in a rather - rr r , I X lilt lilCTi 1 ed the arrow and .sent it to your has broil" hi a charm can tnako yon well. , naaionate manner; whether he knew that old Gra-ping al the shadow of restoration, he t eii:fe!nan who pretended to gnc an opinion iu I" an. r indulupnco he at an early vowed 1.) otfeome her slave and mink of none aVor 0 ihe. bankrupt law. Why, yes vilh thus- cire'es of fashion !oliler if 'tmld apply it. He called, her t,wcre.j Ine gentleman from Poughkc Mgeantry for a Vecommenda-1 ba4 kyPJ0? ?f !ul 0net 1 " d(,n,, ou knOW him'i ThaLis, I & , .1 i asMie-ha fraised himse l-lo-take her hand,1 and ' nn nf ih Siinrmnfl Court of the U. St hkcepsie, 1 homp Tlie Grave; -.ti.u Jir-:: .i i:f.-,.ir ... a K.:- l,or,,1i n,l . r .t. r rv ..r .i... rt c.... t' He had learned lheir vices, and had uv "K : " u ' . , son, oi .ine ouprpme v,uu i . i brought to .his country an unprincipled . hean, JunK na almost exnausteu. one ue u ;Thepnng lawyer ensconsen nmscu amopg combined with a handsome face and pleasing tlmn" 1,11 lheir hf3 ,,uar,!' iT5eL h , o!d ; 'be .pas3engers on deck, and neither he nor his i time come o er her. ann her woman s lieart-r,e-, bundle of papers was again seen.dsinng the re manners. t , . k, , -t- r 1 .If .u r.. it . . . I : . H ac m .paiArl on a mat in the roaoh ,BU,eu 1V(,; naising ueis e .tuu mamder ol Uie passage. , ,,- ' r i i . i ii i l; j u height, Avith r-v laueh of triumph, and a heart dwelling of ihe luuiaii. who recalled his ddoun-t ' " uf" l 0 w ter to lend on him. When William beheld her regular features, snow white teeih, , sunny 'cheeks, eves of such dazzling brightness as to defy a knowledge of their true-color, he thank- Great Spin, passes yon cloud vou must die.-!-' e grassiest hollow that has sunk with i Think of. he while wife that wishes for you he mouldering bones ol a.ieiim. creature, a.iu ide. See!1" ,,,s ,,arrow "aven mis me uau. uui u,s . ploughed the surges oi the great vital ocean in our si it ' ed late for placing him in the way ol the forest 'flower. With his usual ailantry he arose at lior nntratifo ivliirn lb Tft lll'in Said . "This is ihe daughter of the great chief, the j ok cm the dark one now by-y pride nf the squaw, ihe idol of the warrior! 1,3 ,u ' ,U4U,i"u ,They call her Violel Eye. Fifteen times the l -"-o sou in love so wnuiy nerveu m uaie,. birds and flowers have come back since .the ; she pierced! h tt his heart, and with the warm Great Spirit "ave her to rue:" turning to ner, he added, " bring some venison and. corn for the pale stranger." . A little time and William joined the .games of the Indians ; by his dating. courage, fleelness ofjfont, and skill with the rifle,, which he, .pre sented' to the Chief, he soon-became a favorite with them. For the maiden, yvhje guileless 'heart knew no wrong, he gathered wild flow- era lo deck her hair, the brightest p.imiage for .her unmoved, ahe replied: i ,t .nnr,f rti. Ii. tiat 1 "'tin! TvlTft lVl!l not-give it. "You shall die ' and your, scalp! How ht.le refleetian expended upon-ye. hang a. the red man's hell Snatching a dirk how much is ca ieu fur-by the grave,-by the from, his ide. she,, continued-" When the ot hillock inal is piled over the icy. bosom ill II' If U VilJfJJlilt; liUUl U J't'--J1,U JtVWI riUIIi it in her own. ' ' !' If v;c do' but watch the hour , There never "yet was human power, :'' ' n' ' 'yVhich,'couid evade, if unforgiven,- ' iThe patient' search and vigil long :r Of one! who treasures up a wrong." this Tittle den that the thistle can overshadow ! in a day's -.growth, the mole undermine in an hour s labor, is crushed the spirit ttiat could en thrall the world, and dare even a contest with deslinv! How little it speaks lor the valus of 1 i nneu inai ne utct not KiiowMmv it was with other?, but that the most with' whuin he talked would vofc for Markle. 1 Well, 1 know Markle, replied the olhar. live iu his neighborhood but 1 can't xote'fuVi him.' , Wlial is the reason V . His life and habits,' said the oihur;',,rende?r him unfit-.' ' 'Why,' said the farmer, he is as fit as Sr mon Snyder, and he was called a crack "Gov ernor. Do you live in Westmoreland ?' u., ' No, 1 live jusi across the line from ,Gen Markle, in Fayette county, but if he was' ever so capable 1 would not vote for him. " 1 Well, I suppose you must have some godtT. reason for it.11 lY"es,' said the other, 'I have 1 will never vole for a-coward Markle hid behind a log in ihe. last war ' , . ' That is a pretty hard charge lo bring, against an old soldier.' 1 Well it is.' said the other, 'but it is true"' Tho fanner laid down his knife' and forkV and lookihgMhe stranger straight in the face5. existence, which man endures so many evils to i said, 'Sir, ycu arc a coward, and I will .prove prolono; how much it reduces the significance 1 it. You are a liar, for I proclaim yotr such,. i ' -it Te Hew. Militia USUI. 4 . . , File frtllovrinj i an 'abstract of the .Militia. nf both the pomp and wretchedness of being reducing all ils vicissitudes into the indistin guishable identity which minute distance gives to tlie Stars a point wuuoui parauei, a kiju.i., an atom! Such is life the grasp of a child Raissits Wiiisfcers from Seed. The Creserit City states that in New Or leans, an entirely novel ariicle has been ' in enteil for the toilette, called ' New "Patent. Whisker Seed. " The cheek-s having been pre pared ny using an uugent inixed-with common pitch, the seeds arc dropped in, with great pre cis!, in, a hair's breadth from each other. In about a .week they take root, and if properly at tended to, they will begin to shout; precaution muni be ooserved in not eouibing them too strongly in lheir early growth, as the lenctf r plants are very apt lo come. out. If the weath er should be. cold,, it would be advisable to hold a hoi uoi; over each plantation of whisker seed; but the whiskers would be brought to a high Mate of fertility, if the gen'lemen would wear J asid. save such as had been, his gifts i-ommon cupping giass, firmly. Gxedi on in th.s .,The chief aw.ihe change., ;wjought by ihe cuslomarv vvy, to 'each cheek." Here's an t whije man's treachery,, and Avvore . revenge On--opportunity for the bare-faced community tu ' hisriicu. Soon after he met y.ii.h me whose t ,.r if,- ,.t,n!..t.r.- tliit ilif nr.li man . -.vhose soul could not stand by and hear the charactr.6faa- his brow, whiie-h. talked o! love... j IS to 45 years oldr.o perform two days duty ,he osieulation of a'nlarble naUce. and his ; old and bravo soldier traduced. ,. . , cloud obscured the heay,v.l ,he tolet , as at preseni,Mr payou cents lor tne compHiiy., . , snlf.n,,lir rastit, shlluu con. nliri,)r ,his our horo sloped. ," , but he uioM. presenocmade it suiishi'ue jkand 75 rent.- lor the regimental day. I h.s j w & cm,,nm hun; of ,ha, ' ' in..: Tttir. niKtiT m :rr'iiicii lit 'nil l in mn. .nc.itu uiniutu uiu .uuiiu uni- - , , , , ,.... ...,.,., i 'nsi tivtrnv. tne prouu who noasi oi Jic-cmiu-u-a .-.. profit by. Battle J.slrorci2Marj;. As Mr. Compton, of Souiltlield near Lea, V.'ih-, was walking through a field in the Pa-n-H with his gun, his attention. was engaged by !t ita w k. bovcrint! e h! he imagined In he : tiiiio-e. Afier due dehberatiouhe -tiddenlyj mule a dari at hts intended victim, which piuved to be a weasel. The old adage, "catch, a uea.Nel asleepf held ood in this instance ; the. wea-fl s;(w his danger, aild instantly seized -he liHwk by thehead: A seVre'atftigle here it-.UMied but at la'i-t the-hawk succeeded iu dis ijigHg.no hi!!it.ef, and gU a Way. " Nothing' lim;ed, however, he returned to ilie-coiiflici as t;'tie a- al tin: fifsi ; the trwgle then recom menced, and vry xoon after the WeaKel- wasJ ie.'ii dii'ggiug the dead haAvk lowards' the edge,, ,av hen Mr. Cuoipton .shoi ihe-'weusel and found hawk, a 'before described, ,,qtilW dead, and i.es. lijampshirc Eng) Advertiser. i i.nt .l...Tr. tl.rt .- .r oviwlnncp tttil i.n(,-'.-n - I v , 1 I I I 1 11 ' i fU ilJilt-ICO -IIV -111 "i V A, V. 4-- . .er dress: placed h.s rings on tier angers, and o n p.sseu i.j n .a- i.eg.smmre, w men to, . , . breatheJ frum elernilv tied his brizht hnudkerchlef around her nnck.i ?aku tHleCi l.nmediateiy : ..: ,i ":,,,,,,,,.,,.,, i,phm,! us She. in rciuru. prepared hi'P loud, wove him' l'-AH'&a'.e exempt laws are repealed moccasins and smoothed-the; long fair, .curls- 2 All white male able-bodied persons, from from No Eye writ if I . . 1 . - ! ' I .1 . . A .... I. ornaments lor her, urged hi,- (iep4rm?, promi-' missioner-.swnn ine state tai,.anu paiu into tuo- . . b , knoiv ,he.shay car- sing to return -soon. She-ciubted iHU. his , .s;.n-; treasury ,.,.,, cass and th. law shrouded corpse must fallen cerity when he pressed her in his hear:,and 3 .u Coufts of Appeal will be held; iwj loac;hcr "We sJj0Ujd jeach our van- kissbd away the learvtjja. inoiie.e.i her eheck.?llar ; no muMcaliuHtruhients to.be purchased J j V h. of hun,jialion lh:ll i alTnrded bv When cii, sheouiit. thte loni- hpot uf ! the Mat ; no boy taught lo play the instru-! q UCiJltclUt ,nighiy mausqleums ask the G.eul Spirit lor hi j '"'". at. the, charge .l .he Commoiiweulth ;1 rcndert;J iinn.orlaI, wo Many, moojts. passed, aid Vi.,ii 3i hiVMi nothing ih paid for encampment. XniM turn to tho harmless tombs of the rail- in vain for him she loved. .Her heart, adden- j -4. 'i he dress iu2ulatton i.r the U. S. : Army is j .(mw and jn ' dcser,cj obscurity, discover edt she no longer cheered ihe young, warmrsM adopted for vnlunieers. Armories, as direded ; j, .,I0,d whlch we msrselves must have in their sp..ris; her orn.meni vre, thrown Uiynhe'present Adjtuant General, must be- pro- , ' , , ,. I1,mt,rv ol: mci. Friend- vnied oy etery company, and no am 3 to oe is- .' . , , , . .,; nrth ln ., .J 1 -n . , . , ship forjjels what tho devotntng earlli lias sued unless; this requihltiuu is cBioplled with, . ' , " ,..., i.1-t rimpm '., , . ,,: , I c aimed, oivcn enmity ceases al loasi to remcm- o . io comriouuug inemner w i oe ttiioweu . , . ,r i , niirM.fv , i i i her ihi resting place ol a loo. lioxo ourselves to a volunieer company unless under oath of f ' Mi. -,:.. ..ii,,,,. . , '. , . , . , as we mav, devote our aliectioiis to oiners as .he commanding ofiicer that such member paid ; ,,,,,. ,.r;i, .viih-n. in i..i. i..r.?... 1 1 r.-. m i... we can, yet must our memory perish wiih us in nually, and ihe. ofiicer has furnished a list, un der oath, to. he Brigade Inspector satisfactorily. G Theu-xpenses of the system lo.be paid out of. tho fund collected by the Commissioners, and the urpiu. is tu be p;ul pro rata !o the, or ganised. vulunleer conifMuie?. and you have not ihe courage to resmtt it.' ' Well,' said the other, '1 have heard" thelh say so.' - ' 'It may be possible,' said the farmer,, ibtitf L believe you are lying again, for 1 don't helie;o We have heard vou ever heard a man say so.' Uut the I you say so, but yoiuare no man.' destiny that comes behind us oblivion! It lsj J he farmer then apologised to the oihers Jnr " , .1 . 1 . . U .. ..A....l!... t I.!.. i.....,w!l Itn n r t t ll CtiWfltt. lt ntflili. j:ot eunuTn mat we moralize u mu wiu cini.un m untnn wiiyuajji.- u n.uu, u am- i. K.word crossed lite urnahHu-k, and t;ut Jiis spir it to ihe happy hunting ground. .V.iplet JiytM ssavt the green sod placed, oier. him, aud'.bro kufi-heaned strewed the spot with flowers. Al Iptle time anil he too was oms lrytli amidst her people. The,y m'ourued but could uoi bring iliej back. . Wiliia.m Kaywond-on re.turiiiijg.to hi,s friiiids, wjio Mippofau bim-at a-uelgiiormg utiltjipv;M; no longer Iove,d his -forest; bride, .and ricirrr,ri! ferred to her but to bdast of his conquest..- ' . F.he. years had passed, and the n:e had felled the .trees ar hack into. ihe enutjtry ; ijieir places were occupied by pleasant handct nd'cuhiva .ted patches. Whyr? had echoed ,the sftv.age yell and shrill scre.in of the, wild bird, now trje torieh of praise, and prayer:. iMueh was changed, even the heart ol WiiJutin Raymond, ' Swr.VB lf yotr-iwouhi kep lliein in health, keep charcoal by'lhenij-occasuthally .wood: ash t;s; humanuriuo,tand pounded briiitslouo should beJpu't inuheir swill, which shou'ldinot consist Hf 'oiiekiml of food;ibui a heterogeneous com- ptjdnd.' If a h'.ile -fermented, so much the bet ter. Wo hawj had forty at a time, and hae found lhai-they would-uoi- thrive so well on 'hasjy : pudding as on ,gopd swill. If, you feed in tiiual enoke.d'or ferinei(ted, a few scraps and, ,as now for t.he lirsl time Jio realjy loved, and j refOso,sah fi.h, cooked wjlll ,ir, are a whnlesome sued earnestly lor the hand of a bejiuiifui vvor hi. lu ad bitten en'trely lhro-igh in sevdral plu-i art. 'T-as prpmisedr; ihe nuptial day arrived, ami jriendar arobled ui the i.:Iagjj cliurch.- .11 1 s 1 1 -and yajnauiu irgre.dK".nt; . urass aipl eeus;are cheap, pieny.aud vvhujvaumcuiitd relisted hie green pea... the g'ra've. , Cast JTvora Pfiniie. . fi We wore sho ni snys ihe West, Chester Jef fer.roiiian, a. few days ago, by she patentee, Mr. Foster, a plane-, manufactured of iron, with tho exception of the handle and wedge to tighten the bil. The advantage of this plane is, that it does not choko likft tho wooden ones, and i well adapted to working in green or, wet stuif. Thvir cost, is Jess ihan that ol the common wooden plane. Mr. F. sold a largo quantity to ihe government. Someone was teliihg- the other day about the.idngoviiy of the nlud turile, " yost": said a wag,.w . Know all about, that, for 1 found a yen eruble old feliow down in tho meadow last sum mer, so pill that he could hardly wiggle his rail, avid it'll Wilis' back was'esrved ihese'AVorda--' (?ar den of 'EJcn, year l,,r-:AoAit. V This stream and its situation being allurletl td, good humoredly, in debate the other duyyfn the House of Representatives, at Washington, Mr. Dromgoqlc, (Loco) inquired whethsir,. there had been any survey of the river alluded .to, in ihe amondment propos cd. To this MY. Schcnck, (Whig,) replied, there had, very r cently, by certain Connecticut surveyors, , who reported, it iu good condition, fur Whig. craft bound down, and in excellent uarigabloorifer for Democratic craft hound up; and, thcref; he thought appropriation for such an objeqt un necessary', as he could assure thc :genilemht that the Connecticut report could he relied upon. i'fii32i;Uie Whole." A major of milittain Pennsylvania, whf had recently been eTfEj5tid'and who- wasohoi o.verburthpned with brains, took it into his'lied on the morning of parade, to go out and ..exer cise a little by himself The "field" stdeate.l for this purpoao wits his own stoop. Placing himself in a military attitude, with his Word drawn, ho exclaimed "Attention theiwhole! Hear rank, ijiree paces, march 1" and .he . tum bled down the cellar, His wife, hearing the noise occasioned, iu falling, came running out, and asked My dear, have you killed yourself f ' " Go jutojhe house, wofnan,'r said. ihema or ; " wlial do you, know about war. t The wheat crop in WisconsTn is sanl'to'ltmk: very well.- The papers are predicting a heavy .surplus.-' . ' .... r