Jeffersonian Republican. (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, August 02, 1843, Image 1
: II t. Li I I LI i. 1 L SJIIL'p - T-W I LSI I r, 1 r I I M I mi I M I IB I UJ I trf 1 !H I 1L1 I I STI IT I ism . Ji. , - ' ' " " 1 """I ' 'F The whole art or Government consists in, the art of being honest. Jefferson. . , It TsMtl VOL. 4. STROUDSBURG, MONROE COUNTY, PA, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 2, 1843. PRINTED AND PUBLISHED BY SCHOCH & KOilLOCK. TERMS. Two dollars ncr annum in advance Two clollarl ami a quartcr,,half yearly, and if not paid before the end of Jtie year, Two dollars and a nail, inosc niio receive tiicir p ipers bv a carrier or stage drivers employed by the proprie tors, win ue cnargca s i-i cts. per year, extra. No papers discontinued until all arrearages are paid, creep at the option of the Editors. ICAdverlisemeiiis not exceeding one square (sixteen liness will be inserted three weeks for one dollar; twenty-five cents liberal discount vvfll be made to yearly advertisers. lj.VII letters addressed to the Editors must be post paid. JOB PRIKTlliS Having a general assortment of large elegant plain and orna mental Type, we are prepared to execute every des cription of Cards, Circularr?, Kill Meads, flfofes, Blaitk Receipts, JUSTICES, LEGAL AND OTHER PAMPHLETS, &c. Printed with neatness and despatch, on reasonable terms AT THE OFFICE OF THE' .ITcffcrsoiEian Republican'. From the Chronick and Sentinel. A Henry Clay. A PARODY. " Ilail to the chief now in triumph advancing Hark to the shout from North, South and West ' ' i Sce the bright banners, as round us they're glancing, Hail to America's noblest and blest ! Shout loud your welcome now ''.. Iltnd the wreath on his brow. .. , For he is coming to guide us and save f -Liftup your voices high, Tor every suDsequem lnscmon :arger ones in proportion. A Let your shout reach the sky, , - For he is chosen the chief of the brave ! On ! Freemen, on '. for your foes are retreating, Ths Star of the wast is first in the chase- Soon shall we have tlie sweet pleasure of greeting, Han who is almost foremost la the race ! ' , " Soon in the Chair of State, , J - " May Ave scp him the great - ? Statesman who noveryet faltered or Ccw frfT. O ! do not hold back now, ' fc Soon you'll see him I trow, 13 Where sat Ue Hero of Tippecanoe ! D. Augusta, Ga. From the Spint of the Times. Origin of Bets in Horcestacir Care. I hare obserred lately much speculation as to thtt origin of the bot or grub. 1 have read Mr. Mitchell's account of his experiment in kil ling the worm, after inking it from the stomach of the dead horse. As it should be our object to do all the good we can to mankind, I feel it my duty to give the world wlut I ihink a cert2in remedy for thf but or grub, without commenting how they furl their way intoihe horses stomach, or how they are formed. It is enough that such a thing does exist ai bots in horses, and that 11 is important how 10 get jfti of them, when we ascertain our horse is alpicied by them. To make the bot. or grub let go his hold, give ihe horse a quart of molasses or dissolved niigar, with a quart of sweet milk : in thirty minutes vou will find the horse at case: then tulverize'oneeighih-nf a pound of alum, dissolve I 11 in .a quart of wptm water, and drench your liors; after whichin two hours or less I giv the horso wue pound of salts, and 7011 : will find the bon in his dung. 1 think This ! is, after :iil the .speculations and. cures I h ave ! seen, the only thing; that will, to a certainty remove ihe hots. The molasses and milk cause the bot to let go and pref upon the sweets : the alum contracts him. and tb nlts nas? him nfT J. C. WALKER, To Preserve Peach Trees a-adtosave' Plums'.' A writer in the Pittsburgh Chronicle slates that he succeeds in sav'ujjj the Peach trees fiom the ravages of the worm by the following process: I preserve the Peach tree by entirely freeing the diseased par from eanh and gum, then spreading over it a thin coat of chandler's com mon hard soap, and filling up with fresh soil. 1 have also tried salt and found that it destroy ed this worm effectually, but soap answers bet when ihe worm has pert;lrated any distance up 1 the Mem of the treelbr with a small ramrod yon can force it to mk extreme point of the j xuvitv' or nit it all Am. 1 have seen salipeire yeeorrirruMided for Peach trees attacked by this worm, but l'18 abore remedies will not only destroy the indent, but ihey are excellent ma !fi?s." and will oreserve the Uee in a healthy :at', f ven if used Jn the greatest proportion ; while fi&hoetre if no( used in the siriciost pro- jinnm and care, is danjerous to-fruit trees of nery kind. The Curculio is now j.usy destroying plums on tnanv trees by stinging ihe yowg fruit and the correspondent of the Chronicle bears ttvs ti:nony to ho complete remedy of jarring the tree early in ihe morn'ta'g, before the sun is up,-aiilcau-hiii2 Uie troublesome bugs on. a sheet snn ad or held beneath the tree. The Curculio timy be taken and oV?stroyed in this wayand the j In us be preserved. Avoid arguments .vWith' ladiesinpimiing yarn anion" iks and, jai'Ma:majrjs.e 10 e yfrostcdiy -i y mm f ' A William Pcsiti Beed. The Washington (Pa.) Examiner, gives the following as a genuiivo copy of the original deed of transfer, 'executed between William Penn and the early proprietors of the soil of Pennsylvania : William Perm's Deed, from the Indians, in 1GS5. This ludoniure witnesseth that We, Pachenah, Jarckhan, Sikals,Parinuesoit, Jervis Essepenauk, Felktroy, Hckellappan, Econus, iUachloha, Metthconga, Wissa Powey, Indian Kings, Sachemakers, right owners of all lands, from Qumg Quingus, called Duck Creek, untd Upland called Chester Creek, all along ihe West sids of Delaware River, and so between the said Creeks backwards as far as a man can ride in two days with a horso, for and in con sideration of these following goods to us in hand and secured to be paid bVilliam Penn, proprietary and governor of the province of Pennsylvania and territories thereof, viz : 20 guns, 20 fathoms matchcoat, 20 fathoms stroud water, 20 blankets, 20 kettles, 20 lbs. powder, 100 bars of lead, 40 -tomahawks, 100 knives. 40 pair of stockings, 1 barrel of leer, 20 lbs. of red lead, 100 fathoms of wampum, 30 glass bottles, 30 pewter spoons, 100 a-wl blades, 300 tobacco pipes, 100 hands tobacco, 20 tobacco tongs, 20 steels, 300 flints, 30pair of scissors, 30 combs, 00 looking glasses, 200 needles, 1 skipple of salt, 30 lbs. sugar, 5 gallons molas ses, 20 lobacco boxes, 100 Jews harps, 20 hoes, 30 gimlets, 30 wooden screw boxes, 100 strings of beads. Do hereby acknowledge, &c. Given tinder our hand, &c. at New Castle, 2d day of the eighth month, 1G85. The above is a true copy from a copy taken from the original by Ephraim Morton, now liv ing in Washington County, Pennsylvania, for merly a clerk in the land office, which he gave to William Huiion.and from which the above was taken in Little York this 7th day of De cember, 1S13. Working One's Passftffe. A good story is told in the last Concordia In telligencer, of a simple-minded Hoosierand his operations at Natchez. The fellow 'came down' on a flat boat ; and anxious to get back at as cheap a rate as possible, strolled on .board one I of the wharf boats at Natchez, bundle m hand, and asked the owner when his boat would start for Louisville. Every one who knows any thing about a wharf boat knows that it is a fix ture, as destitute of "go ahead" principles as a drift log ; but the Hoosicr was ignorant even of this fact, and as the ownervof the floating gro cery was something of a w.j, he lold him that- ; he should be oft "very shortly." V e givo the rest of the story as we find it : " Well, captain, 1 want to work my pas sage. All right," was the reply "rnnvon niimn 7" " First rale," said the Hoosier. . j , r . " Lay to," said S. here ii is. The poor fellow laid down his bundle and went in w ork dad earnest; he tugged unremittingly for a couple of hours ihe sweat rolling in torrents lrom his hardy featureswhen, happening to cist his eye around, he observed that iho boat had " machinery. " Hullo ! captain," ex- claimed the Hoosier, where a your bilers- where's your machinery?" S. in the meantime, had Mepped ashore and collected a crowd to witness the joke. The poor fellows question was answered by aloud laugh, which lold I'm picked up slranjer but I'll bet I can knock down and drag out any man that says Pin a fool!" N. O. Pic A Touching EiscrelesiS. The National Intelligencer notices the fol lowing incident which occurred a few days since during the holding of an inquest over the body of a drowned boy, which is illustrative of the fidelity and sagacity of ihe canine spedes: A line dog the fond companion and almost constant follower of the drowned boy during his lifetime, had, unperccived by the family, crouched himself directly under the stand on which lay the dead body of ihe poor little fel low. On some slight motion of the sheet which was thrown over ihe cornse. ihe dog which lay still and motionless on ihe floor, was perceived by the lather of me deceased. 1 he attempt was then made by the father 10 remove the poor animal and put him out of the room, but m vain ; for the dog resisted, and remained " steadfast and immovable," and seemed to in dicate moit strongly, by iho sadness of his looks, that he partook of the sorrow of the dis tressed parents, who were boih present. " Let him remain." said the afflicted mother. he loved the poor boy while he was alive !" " Yes, let' him remain," said one or two of the jury; and the poor faiher, whose foot was upraised, desisted and took his seat, while the tears of every one present were with difficulty "sup pressed. It was a simple and touching scene, which the pen of Sterne or Byron, only could have adequately described. 1 A groomsman was half married by mistake for ihe bridegroom a few days since at Cleveland. Hejvassadly frightened, and has resolved never q.be.,caught'.jn.,so daiige rail's, a -'position again, j j A eliriqueai Subscriber's Soliioajny, Yes, it is so ! two years have flown, Since first I took my papers Time scarcely comes ere it is gone, Like transient blaze of taper. Could I keep pace with his career; Though ere so transitory, And pay my printers bills each year Twere not so bad a story. I3ut now near twico twelve months 1 find The printers have been drilling And dunning negligence like mine, And I've not paid a shilling. The bill is now five dollars near It grieves me much to think it, . V When I have spent that each year,, For many a useless ticket. . Alas how could I wrong the man, Who long has sent me weekly, So rich a treasure and who can Endure such treatment meekly.' ' Of late I've suffered much from fear; And mental purturbaiion, Lest I should see my name appear In black list publication. But thanks to Providence; most kind, The printers long forbearance; I now will ease my troubled mind, ' ' By paying off my clearance : ' There's left me now ah let me. see , . , From wages of last winter, Only a solitary V, And that shall pay the printer. ' My negligence in time that's past, I hope he'll not think hard on. For I will pay him well at last, . And humbly beg his pardon. TSic Quail. We would walk six miles to shako hands with the writer of tho following article, and would not mind, moreover, lending a lick our selves at ihe murderous darkey, whom he so justly anathematizes. The article is, we be- i iieve, from an old No. of iho Knickerbocker Nat. In. S)me Observations Coxcer.mxg Quails. The quail is the bird for me. He is no ro ver, no emigrant, tie stays at home and is identified with the soil. Where the farmer works, he lives, and loves, and whistles. In budding spring-time and in scorching summer, in bounteous, autumn and in barren winter, his voice is heard from the same bushy hedge-fence and front his customary cedars. Cupidity and cruelty may drivo him to the woods, and to seek more quiet seats ; but be merciful and kind to him, and he will visit your barnyard, and sing for you upon ihe boughs of the apple tree by your gate-way. But when warm May first woos tho young flowers to open and re ceive her breath, then begin the loves and jeal ousies and duels of the .bevy. Duels too often, alas ! bloody and fatal ; for iherc liveth not an individual of tjje gallinaceous order, braver, bolder, more enduring than a cock quail fighting for his lady-love. Arms, too, he wieldeth, such as give no vain blows, rightly used. His mandible serves for other purposes than mere biting of grasshoppers and picking up of In dian corn. While ihe dire aflray rages Miss Quailina lookcth on from her safe perch on a limb above the combatants, impartial specta tress, belling her love under her left wing pa lieily ; and when tho vanquished crarcn finally bites the dust, descends and rewards the con quering hero with her heart and hand. Now begin the cares and responsibilities of wedded life. Away fly the happy pair to seek some grassy tussock, where, safe from the eye of the hawk and the noiso of the fox, they may rear their expected brood in peace, provi dent, and not doubting that their espousale will be blessed with a numerous offspring. Oat harvest arrives, and the fields are waving with yellow grain. Now bo wary, oh, kind hearted cradler ! and tread not into those pure white eggs ready 10 burst with life ! Soon there is a peeping sound heard, and lo ! a proud mother walkeih magnificently in the midst of her children, searching and picking, and teach ing them how to swallow. Happy is she if she may be permitted to bring them up to ma turity, and uncompelled to renew her joys in another nest. The assiduities of a mother have a beauty antn a sacredness about them that command reapct and reverence in all animal nature, human or in human what a lie does that word carry ex cept, perhaps, in monsters, insects, and fish. I never yet heard of the parenial tenderness of a trout, eating up his linle baby, nor ihe filial gratitude of a spider, nipping the life out of his grey-headed faiher, and usurping his web. But you would see tho purest, the sincerest.the most aftctiii2 pieiy of a parent's love: startle a young family of quails, and watch the conduct of the mother. Sshe will not leav you. No, not she. Bui she will fall' at your feet, uttering a noise which none but a d''stressedJmothercan 'make;. and she will run and flutter, and seem to try to be caught, and cheat your outstretched hand, and affecMo he wing broken and wounded, and yet have just life enough to tumble along, until she has drawn you, fatigued, a safe dis-lanco- from her threatened children and the young hopes of her heart ; and then will she mount, whirring with glad sitengih, and away through the maze of trees you have not seen before, like a close shot bullet, fly to her skulking infants. Listen now! Do you hear those thro3 half.plaintive notes quickly and clearly pour ed out? She sings not now "Bob White !" por " Ah, Bob White!" That is her husband's love call or his trumpet blast of defiance. But she calls sweetly and softly for her lost children. Hear them " peep ! peep!" at the welcome voice of their mother's love ! They are com ing looether. Soon tho whole fa mil v. will meet again. It is a foul sin to disturb them ; but retreat your devious way, and let her hear your coining, breaking down the bri ars as you renew the danger. She is quiet; not a word is passed between the frarful fugi tives. Now, if you have the heart to do it, lie low, keep still, and invite tho call of iho hen quail. Oh, mother ! moiher ! how your heart would die if you could witness tho decepiion ! The little ones raise up their trembling heads, and catch comfort and imagine safety from the sound. " Peep peep! they come to you strain ing their little eyes, and clustering together, and answering, seem to say, "Where is she I Mo ther! moiher! we are here!" 1 knew an Ethiopian once he lives yci in a hovel on the brush plains of Matlowacs--v who called a whole bevy together in that way. Ho first shot the parent bird and when the mur derous villain had ranged them in close com panj', while ihey were looking over each oth ers necks, and mingling their doubts and hopes and distresses in a little circle, he lerelled his cursed musket at iheir unhappy breasts, and butchered " What ! all my pretty ones ? Did you say all ?" He did, and he lives yet ! Oh, let me not meet that nigger six miles north of Pachogue, 111 a place where the scrub oaks cover with cavernous gloom a sullen precipice at Avhose bottom lies a deep lake unknown but lo the Kwaack and tho lost bee-hunter. For my soul's sake let me not encounter him in grim ravines of the Calicoon, in Salli van, where the everlasting darkness of the lmnllock forests would sanctify viriudus mur der! A Q;taint Scriuon. Mr. Dodd was a minister who lived many years ago a few miles from Cambridge, and having several times preached against drunk enness, some of ihe Cambridge scholars, (con science, which is sharper than ten thousand witnesses, being their monitor) were very much offended, and thought he made reflections upon them. Some little time after, Mr. Dodd was walking towards Cambridge, and met some ol the gownsmen, who as soon as they saw him at a distance, resolved 10 make some ridicule of him. As soon as he came up they accosted him with "Your servant, , sir." He replied, ' Your servant, gentlemen." They asked him if he had not been preaching very much against drunkenness of late. Ho was answered in the affirmative. They then told him they had a favor to ask of him, and it was that he nould preach a sermon to them there, from a text they should choose. He argued that it was an impossibility, for a man ought to have some consideration before preaching. They said they 'would not put up with a denial, and insis ted upon his preaching immediately in a hollow tree which stood by the roadside, from the word MAL I . He then began : " Beloved brethren, let me claim your atten tion. 1 am a little man ; como at a short no lice ; to preach a short sermon from a short text; to a thin congregatibn ; in an unworthy pulpit. Beloved, my text is Malt. I cannot divide it into sentences, there being none ; nor into words,- there being but one. 1 must there fore, of necessity, divide it into loiters, which I find in my text to bo these four M.A.L.T. M is Moral. A is Allegorical. 'L is Literal. T is Theological. Tho moral is'to teach of you rdslics good manners, therefore : M my masters, .: ; A all of you, - . L leave off, T tippling. y The Allegorical is when one thing is spoken and another meant. Tho thing spoken of is Malt. The thing meant is the spirit of the Malt, which you rustics Make'; M your meat, '. s A your apparej, , . , L your liberty, T your trust. - ' .1. .. The Liieral is according'.to iheUetiersi'i M-Much-- '-'lik'' A Ale 1 v'iv M - L---Liitlo T Trust. -; ThoThieological is according, to4hecffecut worksin some M Murder, in others A Adultery, in all L Loosehess of lilu, ad,ifi many T Treachery.. . .-v.;..-, ,tsf 1 shall concludo.my stibjectFfrSiyexhdr t0"- -. -c, i '-mikm. M My masters,, -ti j ;iamAfiil,A.i A All of ymifl.f-.;!I, v Vr L Listen , jl T To inv text. , Second, by way ofcaulinU M My master, yf A All ,f 1..... . ik " J"l . " - if, T-Thetru.h. z:0. Third, by way of communicating1 life ''laity which is this : A Drunkard Ts i!i aiirTo&Hifii UII UU I Cll r IIWULiir. , iito loin aiiftiiaa , inp lioiil- bor's scoff; a walking a will bov;f; 'ihe ptdiWtf. of a beast ; the monster or a man."" er.iet ior G"rafS2g. ' Two pounds and two ounces qf ro-hi.j-c ounces of tallow, and ton ounces of bt. Melt them together, and turn the fiuxJuibjy cold water, and let it remain till cool vnoupfx'itf handle; then work it as shoemaker's.,..,. We have used cement thus made, and .t"" that it remained on iho slock for years. not so soft as lo run in hot wuather, nor soihafd as to crack in cold weather. All of tin, ingre dients for making this cement must, be of A. good quality. """"Horses should never stand long on a dry floor. Their fore feet, particularly, should rt on something more pliabh. Some u ho oh ject to loam and to tan bark, keep a trough w water and require ihe horse lo tand. 111 it for hours. By travelling fast on hard roads a fevcr is created in the fore feet, and road horses arij ten times more subject to it than farm horses. When a horse has travelled all day on a .hard road, it is cruel to make him stand all night on a hard floor. A Su!c!i Wedding: Ce'ejHiiy You bromish, now, you good man dare; , i Vat sthand3 upon de vlopr, To hab dish voman for your wife, And lub her evermore ! To feed her veil mit sour kraut, Peas, puttermilk and schsesej" ' And in all tings to lent your aid Dat vill bromote her ease ! .t Yes, ant you vorrian standing- dare;y: it, Do bledge your vord dish tay, z bivr i Dat you vill dake for your husband i .s"iit-tt Dish man and him obey i Dat you vill ped and pbard mifhirh-. 'r'rtl$ "Wieti Irnn ttionf na . ..OH, WW, ........ Laugh ven he schmiles, veep ven he Sighs n u 1.:, . V Yell, den, I how, vidiri deese vails, u.'-su-hu"" pi Mit choyand not mit krief, :' ' -MfiW Bronounceyou poth to pe one mint;''-351' Yon name, von man, von peef ! I buplish now dese sacret bants, 'iXf .Jj Dese matrimonial ties, ' " Pefore my vife, God, Kate and Poll; . ' And all dese kazing eyes- , And as de sacret scripture says; k ' Yat Got unites togedder s''fh Let no man tare asunder noot " yfe Let no man tare to seffer."- ' .g Ant you pritegroom dare here ,);outtlTOp I'll not let go your gollar . c-V Pefore yqu answer me dish ting; -j',- Dat ish -were ish mine tollar I uW gffr 'Jcoaiching. A recent traveller gives an 'account, that when he Avas walking- on.-Ihe beach in Brazil, he overtook a color ed woman with a tray on her head. Being asked what she had to sell, shfc t lowered the tray, and with reverend tenderness uncovered it. It was the lifeless form' of her babe, covered by a neat white robe, with a garland round the head, and flowers wifijfin the little hands that lay clasped upon its bosom. "Is that your child?" said the traveller. '"'It was mine; :i few days ago," she replied, "but the Madonna has it for her little ancml now." " How beautifully vou. have laid it out!" said he. She added cheerfully, "Ah, what is that to the. bright wings it wears in Heaven 1" A very Cld Place The Piscataquis (Maine) Farmer . states, that there was a heavy IrosX tit ujaviciuuy on ,ie UiiiJl.Uig (Atainjf - 4tn oi-Juiy.. t.J vt ! its: i of modesiy ; iho spoil of "civility1; ihe 'Jfsyff tion of reason ; iho robber's agmii ; iriit iff: house's benefactor ; his 'wifeV .-orroiV'fiW ? , .,J .... ( V, .... ' y i u