Jeffersonian Republican. (Stroudsburg, Pa.) 1840-1853, November 16, 1842, Image 1

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The whole art ok Government consists In the art of being honest. Jefferson.
VOL. 3.
STROUDSB URG. MONROE COUNTY, PA., WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 16, 1842.
No. 3li.
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POETRY.
Woman's Heart.
Say, what is woman's heart! A thing
Where all the deepest feelings spring
A harp whose tender chords reply
Unto the touch of harmony
A world whose fairy scenes are fraught
"With all the colored dreams of thought
A bark still that will blindly move
Upon the treacherous seas of love .
What is its lovel A careless stream
A changeless star an endless dream
A smiling flower that will not die
"A ibeauty and a mystery."
Its storms are light as April showers; '
Its joys as bright as April flowers;
In hopes as sweet as summer air,
And dark as winter its despair. -
What are its hopes! Rainbows that throw
A radiant light where'er they go,
Smiling,when Heaven is overcast,
Yet melting into storms at last.
Bright cheats that come with syren words,
Beguilling it like summer's birds.
That stay while Nature round them blooms,
33ut flee away when winter comes.
"What is its hate? A passing frown
A single weed 'mid blossoms sown,
That cannot flourish there for long
A harsh note in an angel's song -A
summer cloud, that all the while,
Is lighted by a sunbeam's smile;
A passion that scarce hath a part
Atnidst the gems of woman's heart.
And what is its despair! A deep
Fever that leaves no tears to weep
A woe thai works with silent power,
As canker worms destroy a flower "
A viper that shows not it wakes,
Until the heart it preys on breaks
A mist that robs the star of light, .
And wraps it up in darkest night.
Then what is woman's heart! A thing'
Where all the deepest feelings spring
A harp whose tender chords reply
Unto the touch of harmony
A world where fairy scenes are fraught
With all the colored dreams ofthought
A bark that still will blindly move
Upon the treacherous sea of love.
All is Fair ia Politics.
The Uoston Post does up its principle in rhyme
as follows:
To cheat and lie, and to deceive
In politics, is fair;
And, for your party, 'tis no sin
Unto a lie to swear.
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To Gentlemen.
It chills my blood to hear the blest Supreme
ltudelv appealed to on each trifling theme!
Maintain your rank, vulgarity despise,
To swear is neither brave, polite nor wise;
You would not swear upon a bed of death;
Reflect, your Maker now may stop yourreath.
Reasons for thick Ankles.
"Harry, I cannot think," says Dick,
"What makes my ankles grow so thick!"
"You do not recollect,1' says Harry,
'How great a calf they have to carry!"
Fattening off Hogs.
See that the hoc you may have up fattening
are well attended to. Regularity in feeding,
catering, salting, &c, arp. quite; as necessary
as food itselfand has the effect .not only to
shorten the period of feeding, but to save food.
Public lhanksgk.iiig jn Indiana, 24th inst.
From the Washingtoniun.
The Pot of Boiled milk
Some time ago after a juvenile temperance
procession had been dismissed, I called a chub
by cheeked, flaxen haired little boy to me. Why
do you walk with the other boys and wear that
badge my little fellow? said I. Why, because
I am a temperance boy, said he, quickly, and
his bright eyes glistened with joy as he recount
ed to me, in his artless manner, the pleasure he
had felt on that day. But, said I, you have not
yet told me what temperance means. Why re
plied he, it meatis that we must not drink whis
key. Before he could reply to my questions, a
fine looking lad, about 14 -years of age, called'
to him: "Come, Charley, let us go home now,
you know mother is waiting for us." "Yes,
Jimmy, directly, when I speak with this gen
tleman awhile, I'll so." James drew near, ana
after learning the point at issue, said his broth
er Charley was too young to tell the reason
why he ought to love the temperance society.
but, said he. if you will just come with me to
that bench under that big oak, 1 will tell you
why we do love it.
Agreed, my fine little Jellow, said 1. Hav
ncr seated ourselves in the cool shade, I took '
Charley on my knee, and James related as fol-
ows:
"Many persons have asked mo what such
ittle boys as we are, could possibly know about
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temperance. 1 nave not always nau time, as i
now have, to tell the reason, and mother will
orcive us for delaying, as this is a holiday.
When 1 was a smaller boy than I now am, my
father would frequently come home very drunk,
and whenever he did come homo in that state,
we were always sure to get a kick or a cuff
rom him. So we began to fear his coming so
much that we would hide ourselves behind mo
ther's chair whenever he came in. One day
father came home so drunk that he could scarce
ly stand without some support. He stood in
the doorway gazing at us as we sat around the
kittle fire, eagerly waiting until the milk should
be ready for us. As soon as wc saw Jather,
....
we knew that we should have no milk, lor lie
had not eat anything that day, and we knew
that he would have something to eat if it was
in the house. He. looked at us for some time,
as if to find out something to swear at. "Sa
rah, why hav'nt you got supper ready, you
lazy wench, you. Come stir out of that chair,
or I'll teach you belter, you good for nothing
hussey you?" Mother trembling roso Irom the
chair, while the big tears rolled down her pale
cheeks. We began to cry too; this only made
matters worse. Why dont you move faster you
lazy wench, you're too lazy too move, said he.
iVIy poor mdher's tears flowed afresh at this
brutal remark. She looked at my lather implo
ringly, for a moment, when she said, John, you
know we have nothing to eat but a little boiled
milk, which Mr. B. was good enough to send
for the children. Milk! milk! hey? why that's
what I've been thinking about! Oomc, stir
about, let's have the milk, said he. He stag
gered to a seat at the table, the chair .on which
he attempted to sit was an old broken one, and
he fell with it, aBd lay for some time perfectly
helpless. After three or four vain attempts to
rise, he called to my mother. Here, Sally, why
don't you help me, you see I'm sick and weak,
come help. My mother obeyed, and placed
him in a stronger chair. Now Sal, said he,
let's have the soup. My poor mother looked
first at father and then at us, as we sat cower
ing in the chimney-corner, the big tears rolling
down her cheeks. Why, John, said she, there';
not enough for the children, they eat nothing
to-day yet.
Children, hey! children! what business have
they to eat, bring it along, or I'll break every
bone in your body, and seizing a part of the bro
ken chair he threw it fx mother. Fortunately
it missed her, but glancing from the wall tt
struck little Charley on the arm with such force
as to bruise it very much. The poor little fel
low screamed with pain. Oh, mother, said he,
papa hurt me so much. Hush your squalling
there, you noisy brat, said he, (hiccupping) or
I'll teach you manners!!! Poor Charley was
quiet in an instant.
!hnt hniled milk comincr. saw said father.
' ' " O J ''im
Poor mother, trembling and weeping, set our'
little pot before him. As she turned away from
the table she looked at us again. saying, poor
children, they will starve, and ntfhTrWrot where
to gel a mouthful of food for them, and she wept
bitterly.
Starve, hey! cried my father, well let them
starve they're only trouble any how! God
forgive you, John, for your unkindness, was all
that my another said.
Hearing my mother's last words, he looked
at her for an instant so fiercely, thai I thought
JJ should have sunk through the floor. He rose
from his seat and iade a step towards her.
God forgive who? me? There lake that and
he struck' her a violent blow on the side of her
head. She utteicd a faint scream and fell to
the floor, bleeding and senseless. Seeing what
he had done, and fearing he had killed her, la
ther instantly left the house. Charley and I
now screamed as loud as wc could. We knelt
down by my mother's side and called to her,
mother, mother? iJTit she heeded us not. Mother,
said Charley, get up, I won't cry any more
about my arm, indeed 1 wont, mamma. We
won't cry for the milk either, will we Jemmy?
Come mother, but my poor mother heard us
not. Our kind neighbor, Miss Sarah Anne
Stuart, passing by at the time, heard our cries
and slept in to see the cause. My God, said
she, James, what's ihe matter with your mo-
lher? I told her as well as I could the whole
affair. Run, said she, for Dr. Richardson.
Tell him to come directly. The Doctor came
immediately and soon restored mother to con-
sciousness. You would have wept had you
seen little Charley when she opened her eyes. -
-He -kissed- her again and-again, and said he
would'nt cry about his arm. and father shan't
hit you any more, &c.
Miss Stuart went, and the cood Doctor an-
plied his handkerchief to his eyes more than ock, cannot return to their homes, and the lov
once. Hearing little Charley sneak of his ed greetings of affectionate friendship ! Ah,
arm, he next applied a bandage to it, glad he no ! the clods of the vale press too heavily up
did not receive the blow in the head as it would on their bosoms ihey cannot go home now!
linuo L-HInfl liim P1M mnllipr. I'm sn himcrrv. Vnn r.pcd not wait for them ! You need not
whispered Charley. Miss Stuart overheard it
and took leave for a few moments, returning
with a basket full of provisions. God bless
vou for your kindness, Miss S., sobbed my mo-
ihor w hi a tonrc flnwpH frpp v f nwn hpr rhflpks.
The Doctor soon entered with another basket,
well packed by Mrs. llichardson.
Miss S. and the Doctor took ihelr leave, pro
mising to call in ihe morning. Charley and I
sat on the bed with mother. We talked lor a
ong time till Charley fell asleep; but mother
woke him again, and we both said the Lord's
Hr.tver. a fter which Charley clasninir his little
hntwls. rfinnnted the nraver mother had taught
him, in a distinct voice:
Now I lav me down to sleep,
I nrav the Lord my soul to keep;
If I should die before I wake,
nrav the L.ord mv soul to taKe amen:
The tears came to my mother's eyes as she
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pazed on her little boy. Mother, said Charley,
did you not say we should pray for those who iions of reIigioilnor need 1 : nor would I as
do not love us? cs, my child, 1 did. well, suni6 Q bc a moral or ectarjan dictator to such
then, mother, we must pray tor papa, lor iu
does not love us, or else he would not nave nn
you and me. Mother, you pray for him. The
request ol Charley was granted, she raised ner
eyes to heaven, and in a ieeble though 'ervem
voice, she poured lorin ner soui m prajer.
Father of mercies, bless my poor hoys, cner-
ish and protect tnem; taKe u em, noiy
into thv keeping 'lis from thee alone our help
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must come. And oh, God bless my once kmd
husband. J urn him Irom the error onus ways,
and teacn him once more to waiw m m vu u.
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duty. Father of mercies! hear a mothers
prayer, restore him to me as he once was, pure,
Hiuu auu gumic. ugiaiii, jjw u,
know him again as a lamer aim uusuanu, mi
Oi . . l. A
oaviours siikc, xuuuii.
Amen! responded a hoarse voice
Mv mother started, for my father stood be
fore us. Charley hid his head in the bed
clothes, and I trembling with fear, strove to get
as far away from him as possible.
My father spoke first. Sarah, said he, in a
gentle tone, were you praying lor me ino an
swer. I overheard it all, Sarah, you were pray-
ing tor a wreicn wuu u iw '" -6"
nave muruereu m in iuiu ujuuu. wu..
forgive me, Sarah, oh speak, can you forgive
such a wretch as I have been. O God, what
a dreadful curse -have I escaped. Say you for
avp mo- and man's enemv shall never enter
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mv mouth.
Forgive you! 0 yes! may God forgive you as
freely as I do! lie clasped her to his uosom
Tears of joy now flowed, when before all had
ueen oiuerness. 1 n mumiug u.uc, w.;r
ther seemed quite well. We breakfasted from
Miss Stuart's and the Doctor s provisions, ooih
of whom called to see us. The joyful news
was soon communicated to them. Come, John,
said the Doctor to my father, you must cnlSrtti
vnnr onnd resolution bv signing the TEMPER-
ANCE PLEDGE, and then l nave picmy ui
T 1 t
work lor you. rie signeu mo jucugo
to work immediately.- When he came to din-
np.r. he called Charley and myself to him. He
was aboul to set Charley on his knee, when the b(jcn gljfled only hajf an nour befoio, Dr. Hot
.4iitlrellow cried out, lake care of my arm pa- fa caused it to be taken out, and, having had
pa
it is sore. Why, wnat is ine matter, ui .-
ley? Why, paps
pa, don't you know yesterday
when vou was a bad man, you hit mo wun i
slick, but you're a good papa now and won't hit
mc again, will you, papa? The tear stood in
his eye as he looked, at Charley. No, my son,
never; may God forgive my cruelty.
Now, sir, said James, I've told you nearly
all. My father is a good man; we nave pieniy
to cat and wear, and go to school. Charley
jumped off my knee, taking James by the hand,
took off his cap wilh the other, and gave a httr-
rah lor the washingionians.
HIBERNICUS ANCHOR.
O Laconic.
Tim f.illnwinrr laconic eoistle from an anx-
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mnilior nlin Irnnw llPT son WAS Ollt, ZM(1
the answer of that son are unique in their way.
Dear Son Come home; a rolling stone ga-
.Iior nn innss. LUCY MUGGINS.
1 U WMIl.ll H I I'iln.
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DearMamina Come to Texas; a soiling ncn
never gets fat.
john muggins.
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Maf fit's Farewell SJiseourse.
The following are the closing paragraphs of
a sermon by the Kev. Mr. maim, one oi me
chaplains to Congress, delivered bn the eve bl
adjournment. It is a very fair specimen of that
peculiar style of the pulpit oratory of Mr. Mafiit.
" Honorable Gentlemen ! Your district homes
await you ! There bloom the perennial honey-
suckles of Jove and aneclionate irtenasnip,
scenting all the air ol your distant dwellings
with fragrance. Hundreds of bright eyes look
out for your coming. Love whispers, "come
away come home !"
Alas ! alas I all who came here at the
opening of the session, cannot return again to
their homes : oouinaru, auu uiauh, sum iai-
ines. and Williams, and Lawrence, and Dim-
call their names on your roll : they are absent,
and will not hear you. xou need not snoui
to them lhat the session is closing ! Alas ! lor
that dull, cold ear death ! You heed not wave
vnnr hmul to them, as me signal oi reiuni :
They are " beyond that bournejronr.wnence
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no traveller returns :
Go without them to your fair homes, away
where sun rise first tips the Eastern Mountainsiuniversal, we believe He is the Universal f ather
-amidst ihe cUnid-capt White Hills of ever-
lasting granite, or the Green Mountains, whose
verdure has named a State by the silvery
lakes, or the old sounding board of ocean, the
rock-bound New England shore by the slum
beroUs savannas of the flowei-scented South,
or the nraines ol the West oy ihe mighty
wave of the Mississippi, audits hundred tribu-
taries, flowing into ihe golden bowl of the
nf., t,i;0 iK nC nf Mvim f-Jn n in
iv if i ihih. ii:ii vji mi x v - w
h , . SWeet homes!
y .r,uua, i ..nnnm follow vnn with exhorta-
conre-ffaled mass of mind, of worth, of ge
. A ,nopi(in-p.TRi ; ihe Snirit of the
Rejj'Bjon j profess I may implore on you those
bjessi s of christian dispositions, renewed
hearls anti moral graces, ttiat shall make your
fa j ljves a of sunshine flushing down
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t r-i 1 nrVi nf Til tnllnnt Pnritv
1 1 Villi tilt ti-imui " " w J
Love and Truth !
blessed, dying Saviour, embalm you
. s,rHnma which he freely poured out
j
f . , . sinners j
Ljiuabprjn,, lne flowers of life beneath your
foo,s, j Green be the bowers of your in-
nocent pleasures ! solt the last pillow, on
... - d l0.meet resurrection
morning
To that mighty Congress, gathered from all
nations, tongues and languages under Heaven,
the great assembly of " the first born in Heav
en," I would take your cognizances, and bind
you over to appear !
There let me meet you an : anu may no
shndn of ministerial unfaithfulness there dim
fa and nQ 1or of dutv tieglect
cj am opportunity lost, lall upon yours i
Amen !"
Extraordinary event, if true.
The London Courier has copied the follow
ing story from the Eloile, a Paris paper, of a
man being restored to life after having been fro
zen in an avalanche for one hundred and sixly
o;v imnrc i Thft pdiiors call unon Maior Lonu-
b jTunchausen, and Ferdinand Mendez
penl0 to hide their diminished heads:
, Dr jamos Hotham, of Morpeth, North-
,lmhcrian(i returning from Switzerland, is sta-
, . reDorle(i that a most extraordinary
, h1 lntn.lv nassed at the foot of Mount
gt Golhard a jeague rrom Aizoli, in the valley
r T .,: A t il.o limtnm nf a kind nf cav-
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lh(J boJ of a man aboul thirlv years of
a wag percelvet under a heap 01 ice pro-
ceding from an avalanchc.
., ,
hp fresh as if it had
. clothes pulled off. ordered it to be plunged
u cQjd waer jt was then so frozen that it
was covered with a crust of ice. It was then
nhifpcl in lukewarm water. Afterwards it was
put in a warm bed, and treated as usual in cases
of suffocation, by which means animation was
restored
What was the astonishment of everybody
when the individual, having recovered the use
h?g facuitjeSj declared that he was Roger
jgwonh, a son of the antiquary of the same
name, born in 1620, who, returning from Italy
in 1660, a year after the death of his father
was buried under an avalanche
" Dr. Hotham, according to the same account.
is slated lo have added, lhat Dr. Dods worth
feels a great stiffness iu all his joints, hut by
degrees they will become as flexible as before
tho accident. If Mr. Dods worth tolly recovers,
and should pass through Lyons to return to his
country, after ono hundred and sixty-six years
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I 1 I a-inr t-.f nlinldil tlinl n k 111 ill fi I
uMimu, n .... i"""-- " " r . ,
tract, in me mgnc&megrec, wie puunc cunusny.
ry request.
UiiivcrsaSisiii.
1 love that name. I know it is not popular, aivl
I know that not a few pharasical souls look with
abhorrence upon one who bears the name, and th u
in their minds it is sufficient to render one an out
cast from all decent and pioufr(n society; but still
I love the name. The question has sometimes
been asked me, why we did not adopt some other
name, this was so unpopular, that the mere naiim
prevented us having any influence over a gre.u
many people which otherwise would be co.iverteJ
to our faith. Now I doubt not to some extent tins
is true. Neither do 1 doubt that many believe
faith, who have not sufficient moral courage to
take upon them the name And I am not sure that
any other name which designated the faith would
not be equally obnoxious to the same class. Be
this as it may, our faith which distinguishes u-
irom the whole orthodox community, teaches the
final redemption and holiness of every child of the
Adamic race. Now we have no wioh o disguise
this fact, we are willing the whole world should
know the ground we stand on. We want them to
know it. For it is a faith we glory in, and one
that we rejoice to promulgate. ine propneu.
preached it the Saviour preached it the apostles
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testihed ol tue "nesiuuiiou oi an nuug, -praise
the Lord of Hosts that we are permitted t.
possess this laith, and oear some numuic jmn m
communicating it to our fellow creatures.
What other name would so iuuy sci iurm our
doctrine as Universalism? And why is it not th
most proper of any we could adopt! U e believe
lhat the power, mercy and goodness of God is
ol all, we oeueve oiirisi iu uu a. um...o..
viour and we ueneve in umvciam lv,Ui,.
from sin and sorrow. Why then should not mis
believer in this faith call himself a Universahst!
Let those who worship at the altar of popularity,
and who love the world and the things of the world
more than the truth God has revealed to man, that
in P.hrist all the nations, families and kindreds of
the earth shall be blessed, take upon themselves
such a name as a pharasical priesthood has pro
nounced popular, but permit me to bear the name
of UNIVEItSALIST, and if I can live as UM
VERSALISM requires, 1 will aspire to nothing
higher in this world. If I can come up to this,
pe'ace will crown my days, and I can lie down in
death, praising God for his goodness. And if I
might be deemed worthy, when 1 shall have gono
home, I would ask for no other inscription on my
tombstone than UNIVERSALIST. Better Cov
enant Com Cobs.
We have fiequently told you not to let these
go to waste, and we repeat it here that there is
as much nutrition in a bushel of cobs ai taer.j
is in two fifths of a bushel of shelled corn.
This is not guess work, but the result of actual
common sense trials, so conducted as to reduce
ihe ihing to a certainty. Why then, we ask,
should they not be husbanded, as among the a
vailable feeding resources of a farmer ? Why
should not every farmer rather provide himself
wilh a crusher, and thus enable himself to
use them in the most profitable way. Those,
however, who have no crusher, may have them
broken in the hominy mortar. Thu3 managed,
if soaked in boiling water, steamed, or boiled,
they will be brought to a condition easy of di
gestion by cattle, and if fed in this way to
milch cows, will be far moro valuable, measura
for measure, ihan the best hay, no matter what
the kind may be.
Cattle of all kinds should be sheltered it
possible, of a night, and receive generous al
lowances of fodder of some kind, as neither
the pastures nor woods afford, at this period, a
sufficient quantity ol lood to prevent me came
from falling ott in flesh, a tning wnicn snouia
be obviated, as it is highly important to com
mence the winter with them in gooo condition
and vigorous health. Cattle thrive best in cold
weather in good dry warm lougings, wuere mey
may bid defiance at least to the rain and snow.
We dont say lhat a close stable is indispensa
ble to their healfh and comfort, but do affirm
that a good shed, facing the south, with a tight
roof, defended from tho north and west, tends
greatly to promote not only their comfort and
health, but enable them to live upon less food.
See to their being salted twice a week.
New and Useful Invention.
Among the interesting improvements exhibited
at the Fair of the American Institute, in N York,
is a telegraph for conveying information from the
chambers of hotels to the office or bar. Its con
struction and operation are extremely simple. Its
action is always certain and accurate. By means
of this invention the occupant of any room in a
hotel in which this system is used, can convey in
formation of his wants to the prison in the office
in as short a time as he could ring a common bell,
and can keep the barkeeper- constantly informal
whether he is in or out. The inventor is Samuet
Frew, Esq. of Allegheny county, Pa,
. "I'll just drop in as i come down,'1 says lho
rain to the chimney top,
"You'll find a warm reception if you do,"
says the chimney.
Short. A lady made a complaint to; Fred
erick the Great, King of Prussia.
" Your majesty," said she, "my, husband
treats me badly."
"That is none of my business."
"But he speaks very ill of you."
"That is none of your bu'smfiss .
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