M'KEA - N VOL'. 2. ftV . iieti!l toillitglDeiiioirdt• .PIIIII4IIED EXERT' iIitIR,SDAt 'MORNING' By J. B ODIATT, . . .SMETHPORT, IWKE AN . . . • copNTy„.., PA - - .41 50 in Advance . , . Rates of Adv - ertism" g. , • 1 oOlunin one yeer - . . ... 2000........520 00 • 1 . • 1 , • sin menthe . • . ' . • - - 20 0 0 O: .. ii . gr " • - • - • ' • 'l2 00 ne egware of 12 lines'or less,.3 insertions,. ~..... ,"1 50 RI4Ch ' suboique,nt . in5erti0n,'..,..:.......... .. .....-.., . : .2.5 nuelness (lards, with paper...'....,. '. . „:-.. „.... 5 00, • ' . - 11',Theie Terme will 1:o strictly adhered t0....401: . Businos - • Su iveyor, 'Draftsman Cotiveyancer,—*and Real Estate Agent... Smethport,:lll , lle an eounty,Ta, • . . • Practical Mechanic, Millwright; •Dridge- builder, . Ate Port Alloghenr,'M , Kean county, Pa. • - . „ -• tßoww, SURVEYOR, DRAFTSMAN,.CONVEYANCEiand Real !,Eatate Agent; . oiTice . .Villlaroeville Elk CO Peoria • ' • - 4 -itEFERBNCES- Chapin & Boyle,. Esq's Hon. Thomas Struthers,. ' :., W, S. Brownell, Esq., lion.. A. 1. Wilcox, . . -• . • •. . '.. . CARVER . HOUSE .' ' .. . . ! roam 'a: Hew: Proprieto r : earner of {Voter and Uickory Strneta, Warren, .Pa.'. general Btage (Mine. ~ .: • . ' B. F.. WRIGHT & co, Wholesale and Iteiail 'Dealers in Family Groceries, Pork; . Flour, Salt ,Peed,. Under S. Idason'e, Store Ruin:East side of the Public Square, Smethport, J. .C. BA6IOB & CO . . . General Denloin In Dry Goods; Groceries, Crockery Deady-Made Clothing, Boots and Shoes, Hats and Caps dte., , opposite.Gie Court House, Smetliport Pa. .. J. O. HOLMES, Wholesale and Retail Dealer in Provisions "end Family .• Orocerlei, Dry. Goads, Boots, Shoes Hats, Caps Neils, Yankeollotions, &a., ,Ace.. Store' one door welt of the .Astor Ilotise.-, Terms, Oaah. •• ; • • • FOBEB HOUSE; . fronting the" Public Square, OleAn,"'N. JAMES M. • MILLER. 'Proprietor. The Fobes House is entirely new • and built of brick, And is furnished in:modeiti style. The proprietor flatters himself that his accommoda: Mons are not surnamed by any hotel in Western New Yolk. • Carriages run to and froinVie New Yerk" and •Eriii Rail Road. . • • • - • - . BYRON D.IIAIdLiA, . ATTORNIST AT LAW; Smetliport, M'Kean Conoty. Pa., Agint for lifetiars. Keating h Co's Lands Attends especially to the Collection :of Claims; Examination of Land Titles;' Payment n Taxes, and all Inn:ldeas rela ting to Real Estate. in Hamlin - Block. . . • GREEN'S HOTEL ~ . . D' A. Wiwi?, Proprietor,—at 'Kirrcurt, - W a rren county. ' Pi, His:Table will be supplied' with the . best the country afrords,'and be spare do pains in acCorpodotisg, . . . E. HOUGHTON . .ELDRED, , . , A ttorney,aDd Couliseller nt Law, • Smitlinort,' l'if 'Kean : Comfy, Pa: . Business entrusted AO his care for the coontien of M'Kean; Potter and Ellilsi II .be.promptly . attended to ' Ofticein the Court House,' second. floor. DR. L. B. WISNER, and Surgeon, Smetlinort, Pa, will attend •to all protensional callawith t prornntneas, • Moils' dirt,' Block,'second floor. . . R: S. BUTLER • /4• Wholenale and Rotel .Dealerir in, Staple and 'Fancy Dry eoods,.Caipctin g , Ready Made Clothing, and 'General • Furnishing Goods, liont.prand Sheen, Wall andlYindoir Paper, Looking Glasses &c. At Olean; N. Y: BENNETT; HOUSE, Onasthport,M , Keati D.:11. 1111ItNETT, Proprie ' toirOPP9site the Court Muse. : A nevi', rem modloun and iroll.turnlabod hence. ' • • I : . JOHN O. BACKUS, Attorney and Couumellnr at Law, Snietitnnet, lit , ltean Co Pa. attend lo all husineee in hie.prnfesehin in the countierroflll , Keen, Potter and Elk. Office liver , C. K.: Sartwell & lirothera'• Stare. • • ' GIDEON IRONS, Dealer In tiry Goods, (}rotaries, Pork; Flour, Solt, Fish' Beady-Mode Glotlitng ; rltootit and Shoes. • Store in .Ert, ton , a old stand, Smathport Pa. Genernl Patent Medi. • etas Ngents. , . HACKNEY HOUSE,, Corner Seecind , and Ciberty streets, Werra , ' ' A. 11.tinua,' Proprietor,' Travelers will find good ae ' oninmeditiorie and reasonaldocliargoa. • E, S. MASON, .. . Dealer in Stoyea, Tin Ware,. ,Tapprined Ware, hc., went , 4 „ , nide orthe , rNbile squmil, Bmethport, Pa: Cuetorn .•. work done to ordeinn the aliorteit' notice, and in the . ' moat aubatantiai manner. , -. :• ~ . . . . , . - - W: 0., BROWNELL, Dealer' in Dry Goods,. Groceries, .osockery,, Hardware, Boots, Shoes, lints.,.Caps, Glass, Nails, coilti,,&e., • Bait, side of. the t'ublio &insis t Smethport, Pa. A., J. OTTO, Deafer in Provisionsand Family Groceries gen erally,'at. -.Farmers Valley, 'fil , Kean On., Pa. Grain'. Lumber, Fhineles, tkc.,. taken in exchange for Goods. Patent Illedieines for saler . -..: .-. ' • .. . . . -' . • • • LAMBE:WEI . HOTEL,' . • B. LARABIIIi.. Proprietor,—Allegheny Itilitge, • MiKean • Cu ~11. a. This liouee,is situated about nine mileatrom , 'filmothport 'on the road. to Olean end will be found. a convenient Mopping-place- , . , ' EMPORIUM. HOUSE, ... • • . . IThippen, IMPICenn Co., • Pa. • LEGRAND COOK, Proprietor. A commodious and' lielf-fornislied lumse..:Straugers • and tiarelere Will find good accommodations. '. . ' •i• - FARMERS' 'VALLEY HOTEL . : • fly. T. • GOomi , iti. This house is situated abont 'fire mile" - from ihnethport on the road to Olean'. Pleasure partie and °lawn can be accommodated on the shortest Notice. ELDRED HALF-WAX EOIIBE, • NATHAN DENNip, Proprietur• Titla house 1.4 situated hal -way betweeo.Bmetliporialul Oleau.. It you want a gned dinner Hilo la.thuplace le slop. • • • OBORDIS CORWIN, Proprietor of the 'Grist Mill, et litecitattießborg, Me- Kean. County Flour. Meal, antl,.Feed, eons lantli• on band and for sale ;in large and small onanti t es. RAILROAD HOUSE, • . . . , . . 0. Osra.tsnan, • Proprietor, Norwich,. Id'Noan Co., Pa:l ,Good acconiniodatlous can be had there . at all - timer:. - ca: . . . . . . . . . • ' PORT ATZEGANY ROUSE, . • • • • ENOCH B. Bot.t.ai; Proprietor, at Porl 'Allegany; Alo- Kean County, Pa.: Thin Betel isaitun,ted nt tho hine tion of, the Smethpoit' and Allegany ItiVer foadn, nine rni4ea ealit'Of Smethport. • ' • • . 'ASTOR. HOUSE . • S~IETIIPOIt r; 11 PKE.A111 . .Co.; Pu. • WM,' HASKELL : : : ,Proprietor: • .The Prriprietor':hm:fng.recoptly •purchved 'arid thor, ioughly refitted •the Astor House,- flatter, hinmelf that ho can furnish nn good accommodations rovany hotel to IWO ern • . ;. . ' . On BlonlebelleYi dewl.' plain'. • • ; : , ••• • ' iktedny nr.b , e irdent'eplendoi gleams; And thrigiog niindo 7 n niattlnlntraine ; ~ Blend irilh . the'gneh Of atteams. e. . On Ga penonsiriumph The 11111116 ae:ehim, in seera gone' by, The Errpireviglitteiing afar Drighteat in En' . • • • • , Thi field the' kime.:-.4nonle blight , That peinte . t victory n fao,' ,'. And, beralding:tiiumphant fight,- ' ,•• :Ann& lifontebellola name:' • • Ridgwity;' Pa WArren, .Pn Snietltport, 'Wenn Viet.a, Pa The Last Scene in Washington's Life. Irving's new life, of Washington, in five vol umes has' juste been . cempleted. :In - : the fifth Volume, after giving a sufficient narrative of the Administration of Washington, his retire ment frpin office, and his mode of life at Mount Vernon,.Mr. Irving brings the'work to a close with the' following description of the' final yrinter had now . set in; with neeasionall y Wind and . rain; and frost,' yet Washington still kept: up hlsactiye rounds Of. indoor and; outdoor avocation,: as his diary ',records. He .was in Tull . health and vigor dined 'out occasionally, and had frequent guests at . Arount'Yerncni, and; as usual, 'was pirtof everyday in the s'addle; going the rounds of his estates,_ and, in his snit,. iiariphraseology, ccliisiting the outposts." • He had recently :walked with his favorite nepliew'abotft .the grounds, showing the im-. proVerrienti.he iatended . tOmake, and hid espe 'cially pointed out the spot %vhere he proposed building a new family vault, 'the old one' being darnagedhy the roots of trees which had:over . - grown it and caused it to leak. change" said he, Pi shall Make,: the *first - of all, for May require it before•any of the. rest;" "When I parteddfroth him;" added the neph ew, ".he stood on the steps of the front : door, *here he took leave of myS'elf and•another. It was 'a - bright frosty morning; he had taken his usual ride, and the ear, healthy:fiush on hie cheek, and tki'S sprightly • manner, 'brought- the reirtarkfrom both of us fhat.we had never seen the General look so well. • I have sometimes thought him decidedly the . handsomest man 1 . ever .saw and. when in a lively mood, skfull of pleasantry, so ,agreeable to all, ,with wkom he associated, that I could , hardly 'realize he..was .the.sanie Washington,- whose' dignitY awed all whO approached him." . • ; • • . For some tiine paSt..Wastingtion had been oc . cupied in rn digesting a copl'ete'system onwhiCh his estate was to be managed for . several suc ceeding years;` specifying the cultivation of the several fauns, t'vith tables' designating the rota tions of crops. It' occupied thirty folio pages, and was.. executed •': with that clearness and method which characterized all his business papers, this was finished. on the tenth of De cember, .and was accompanied by a letter of that'date to ilia manager 'or stetaiard. It is a valutibln document; showing, the soundness and vigor of his intellect at this.advanced age of his existence, and , the love of: Order that, reigned t hroughout his 'affairs; . “Iviy greatest anxiety," said he on a previous occasion; 'cis to' have all those concern's in such a 'Cleilika and distinct form that no reproach may attach itself to me When I have taken my departure for the land of spirits." . • • It was, evident, however, that, full ofhealth and vigor, he looked forward to his long chat idled hope, the enjOyment of a serene old 'age in this home of his heart. According to his diary, the.morning on which these voluminous instructions to his steward Were.dated was clear. and calm, but the after noon Was lowering. The 'next day—=llth-he notes there was wind' and rain, "and at night' a circle round the 'Moon." • The morning of the 12th was overcast• That morning he wrote a letter to Hamilton, heart ily. approvin g of a : plan for'a military academy, ‘rhich the latter had submitted•to the Secieta- . r) . or War. • . . • . . . Abbut 10.a'clock.he mounted his .horse and rode, out as .usual to'rnalce the rounds of the es.: tate. The ominous . ring round . the moon, which' 'he had observed oirt he preceding night; prOved 13; fatal portent. “iybout,l o'clock," he notch fit beganto'snovi, soon after to. hail, and then turned to a settled cold Having on an overcoat, he continued his rideivithout regard lug the weal lier,.end did notreturn to his house. until' after three'.:' : • . His Secretary approached him with letters to be !ranked, that *they .roiiht be taken to the postoffiee in.:theeyening. Washigtonfrahiced the letters,,S.at obs'erved thatithe.weatherwas. .s.NwlrtiPoitrr;..ivi , :A:N - CouNyy,,rA ,;. THURSDAY, .Avpu5T.:18,...1559 MCiNTgBE.LLO Ticino"s tale rolls slowly.on. , -• Serene lind.calin•tlio -, iocnal diy* O'er vacs); inends . 910 rioting inn • ',Sheds Lie benignant ray. • . With glietMing arras mid fleshing 'swords ' , .; The inurdereus equipage of War, The . re.Austria'n bOld, despotic Are gathering from afar: • ... . For Liberty, for native land,._ .- • ,• ' Per hortie,.foikindied, and for life, Itsitia?ipatriete nobly stand - ' 7. .... .. iferemont amid the etrif.f. •:- . . . . A Ud.with.thqtik; eagle hoots 1 . Against their common toe eciatesid— Austria's haughty heasts, 'Fair Freedom .they defend: . . The (inset's made ) and forward daidi • The surging manses to the fray, With battle-smoke and eantinn's flack, ' . Changingihe lightof COU\ TY too bad to annd,a 'aerVant.otit, with them.' Mi . . Lear perceived that snow' was hanging froni his hair, and expressed. his. fears, that he had got wet; but he replied, his greatcoat had kept . As Onier haitbeen waiting for hinri;be sat down to the table without chaniing hisdress “In the evening,' writes his secre- . tary ""he appeared as well as usual.! ' ; pn.the following mormegthesnow. was three. inches deep and 'still-falling; which prevented him from . taking his usual ride." 11e complain :. ed of* sore. throat ; -and. had. evidently taken coldthe day before. In the tiftermion the weath.; er clearedup, end he went out on the ' -ground's between the house, and the 'river to - mark.some . trees. which..were to. be cut down. A ltharee ness which had hung •nbont- him . ..through 'the .ifay grew worse . . towaid s night,. but he made He was.very cheerful in the evening, as he satin the' pea:yr.with Mrs. ,Washington .and Mr. Lear; amusing . himself With, the papers Which had been brought from the postoffice. 7 When he met with anything intereiting or. en- terlainipi, he 'would read it aloud as Well 'as his . hoareettess would Permit,: . or. %listened and . made occasional comments, while Lear read the debates Mille Virginia • AiiSom- On,retiring to bed, Mr. Lear suggested that he should take soniething to relieve his cold:=• "•No,:' replied ha "you know I never take any-. thing.for a cold. Let it go as it earrie." ' In the night he get .to be• extremely ill with ,ague and 'difficulty of breathing:. Bet Ween two and three o'clock in the morning he awoke. Mrs. Washington, who would -liave risen to call a servant, but he wimp not -pertnit her, test she should take cold. • Atday-break; when the serz' vant-wominontered to make a fire, she` was 'sent to•call Mr. Lear.• He found the- Gen;: erdd breathing with diffieulty, 'and hardly.able to utter a: word .intelligibly.. Washington' de; sired:that Mr. Craik . , WhO lived in Alexandria :should be sent for;- and in'the meantime Ravi. lins,`orie of Ihe overseers, should be summoned to bleed him beffire the doctor could arrive. A.-gargle was prepared 'for his . .•throat, but- . . whenever he atteinpted to swallow any of it he was convulsed and almost sulibeatcd, Rawlins inade his appearance soon .after. sunrise, but when the - General's arm was 'ready. for the op . eration, became agitated. .ciDoit't be.atraid," said the General, • s yell as he could s peak.- Rowlinsmade'ait \i ision. • d'ae ori fi ce ,is not large enough," said VaShington.. The blood, however, ran . pretty, 'freely, and Mrs. Washing ton, uncertain whether the treatment was prop: er,*and fearful that toOmuch- . blood; might be taken, begged Mr. Lear , to, atop it. ~When he rtsabout to untie the string the General put his hand to prevent * him,* and "as Soon 'as 'he. could speak murmured; it:More, more;" but Mrs. IVashingtori's ; .doubts prevailed,. and the bleeding was stopped, afterabout half a pint of blood had been. taken. . External ~i ipplieations. were'now made to the throat, and his feet were bathed . in warm xcater, .but without affording any relief. . . • His old friend, Dr. Craik, nriived hetWeen eight and nine, and two other' physicians, .Drs: Dick and Brown, were called in. Various rem edies.-were tried; and; additional. bleeding but to no avail. • - • . • • “About half paet four o'clock," writes:Mr: Lear, “he desired me to call. Mrs: Washington to is -bedside, when he requested her to go driven into his room and-take from has desk iwo which she would find there, and Whig then . ' to hirif wbich she'did.,. , Upon looking at them;lie gave ,her one, which he ;abseil* was useless; as being superceded by the -other, and' desired het to burn it, which she .did, and took the other and. put it in her closet ' .' : • • . , After this was done I'returned to his bedside and.took his hand. He said to me, find lam going,- my breath cannot last long. I believed from the first that, the disorder would move fa tal.: Do you' arrange all any military letters and papers. • - Arrange triy accounts and spttle. my books, as you knoiv more about 'them than any one else; and let•Mr: Rawlins finish recording iny• letters'which he has. begun. I told• this Would be done. He then asked me if I 'could recollect anything which was essential for hifyi, to do as he'had every short time to continue with us. I told him that I could recollect nothing; burl:hoped. he. was not so near his end. He'observed, smiling,, that he •certainly was, and that it,was the debt whlch we all must pay, he looked to the event with perfect resig. In the course of the *afternoon' lie appea red to I;ein:grerytpain.and .distresied from the dilli• culty of breathing, arid freqUently Chunked his 'posture in . the bed.' -Mr. Lear. eirdea‘iored to raise'him and turnhim*with.asmuch ease ;as posSible. *del ani*afiaid ['fatigue you too much," the dpieral.wciuld-iny. Upon being assured to th . e contrary', II debt we must pay to each . other, and. I . tiope* when you , v/.rit aid of this . * 'kind you will find.ii." . . His 'servant hristophee'hai been in the room during :the 'day, and situ - post the whole . time en* his 'feet.* .The General noticed it -in., the afternoon; ,and kindly "told 11 . i:in • 'to. .sit down... . - • . . . About live o'clOck his . old frierid,Dr. Cfaik, came again . into the room,' and approadhed the bedside. .opector," said the General eq. die hard but ,L am . not affaid to - go. .I..beli:eveil from my first attack that. I should not survive it-- 7 .iny. breath Cannot-last long." , The.doctor Pres'ired his 'hand in silenci r retjred from the . bedside, and 'sat by the tire absorbdd in grkif. Between five . and .six the other physician!, came ,in; and : _he:was assisted to sit up his bed.. - est feel rI ant going . ," said he; 4 1 think you for yew. atientions, but I:play, you tcrtake no more froubYe about me; 161 me go' off ly; I cannot last He lay .'down again; all retired ertcept . Dr. Craik.. .The General . continued uneasy. and' restleas, .but - without complaining,' frequently asking. what hour it • Further remedies ,Were Weil without' avail in 'the evening: He took Whatever . was offered him, did as he-was deiired 1144 physicians,. and never uttered a Sigh or coMplaMt. "About den , O'clock," writes Mr. Lear,. "he made several ittertiplsle speak to me before he could .effect., • it. At length . tta id.il just going; Have me decently buried,: and do not et my bodY.be put into the' vault in : less than three days after ;I tun dead.' I .bowed. essetit, for I could not 'speak. He thin looked • at'-ma again and said, 'Do. you' understand rite?" 'Tis h 6. - •• • ;-••• : • terrminutes before lie expired (which . was between ten and eleven o'clock' on.the night :of December I'sth, 1785,) his breathing became easier. .He'lay quietly; he withdrew his hand from mine and, felt-.his own pulse. I . .faw his countenance changn: 1 spoke - to Dr.. Craik, 'Who sat by the fire:: Re came' to the bedside. The general's . hand fell . from his wrist. I jook it is mine and ,pressed'it to my bosom. Dr. Craik put his hand over hs .eyes,,andthen he expired without a struggle ore sigh. ' • riWiiilewe were fixed re silent grief, Mrs: Washington who was seated ,at the foot of the bed,. asked With'a firth and collected ,voice, ''ls he gons?'' Icould : not speakihtit held up my hand as a signal:that:he was no' niece: .Tis well,' said she,. in the same voice. is' over; I shall scion fellow. him; I s have no more trials to, pass through:" , st",- A Yonsu,./WA'N Ati . :k:t,l3lll-leigh the New York • eorrespon4ent.pf Boston Jimrfiar, re lates the following anecdote as illustrating the case with.wlich wicking man maybe saved ae well as ruined. • • '. • . cone of the - leading brokers. of New York had a young man in his employ. The vast amount of money. in' his, hands was tigreat temptation to him. Small sums weremisiedday after day, one quar\er, then' fifty cents, then ono : dollat, then two.dollars - were missed. He wps charg-, cd.With the peculation. The broker,.showed him he could detect the abstraction of thesmall est sum from his money; the ydung manstard .rnered and confessed.: . e , Well;" said. the bro ker, 411 shall not discharge; Ishalt not dishonor yoir I intend to make a titian of . you. You Nvill be a .iagabond if 'you go' along in this way.— NOw, let me see no more .of. this." He wept:to his Work. He did not - disappoint the man's , confidence. He did honor to his em- Ployer.. And. the other'day he was inducted into. Oneef our banks an honorable position, and his employer became bondsman 'to the amount of 510,000. Had he condticted himself as some would have done---sent the boy away) and proclaimed hie' dishonor—perhaps he would 'have ended his 'days is the 'State Prison, and been sent to his .tomb,in the'garb . of as'convict; But' one young man' was rescued from rnin, who had been placed amid the temptations.of money and for a moment .was overcome. • A Western correspondent says, there is one featUrcwhiCh. is apparent all over the Westt while the towns and cities have diminished in business and population, the country .hasin creaSed in.both.. Men who could.nnt live . in. town belie gone out ypOn the prairies, put their hands to the :Pio*, and deterinhied that it is better to raise wheat at fifty cents pqr buShel than it is to trade on credit with .no securitie's . . There is a.village in.Stuben county, N. Y., which beers thenanne.olitPainted The origin of . the name. is told as follows: •It • takes derivation from:a wooden monument in the . form.of a . large hewn squareepoit, painted redi with'images in black, which was erected by a bind. of victorioaa.lmlia'ns,.at that point, some 'time in the" SeVenteenth Centnry, in corinnern oration'ef tubloody battle in which somesivtyr or seventy of an'oppesitig tribe were slain' and' A Goon o:YE.—Said u*gentlemanof ambition .to one whom he supposed to be,well acanainleid with:the conditions and prospects of the numer ous towns in the State':' ' ' . "I wish to settle in 'some hicality veliere I can be.useful : anir do good; do you. knew or any . place:Where one can . practice , preach,. and use Iris means 'to profit in allaying notes?!' Reflecting a. short time, the other replied— Rfthere is but one place, that I now'remernber.". irWhere'ithett" asked the interested loth• ' ! and it is already filled with just such characteis. Ipterrogator bciwedrinif retired _tarn Srocir'TneresronTATto;,.=Thee freight and charges from Kentucky or Central Illinois amount at present to about.sl2 per head; wheth; er the Stock corhes by Albany, or direct to Yew York by the Erie or other roads.' . . •-. .... - , . .. . , . , . .. .1,.1 1 . ' . ..; ; ... ''.::: :/ '': ::.i: . 'n .. . ... ... . . . . • . . ~ ... . . ..,..,...„, . .. • • . . . • . . . • Artemas Ward the Showman, Delivers a retell 9f .. 7111 Y Oration. The Clovehtnii , Ik4indealer • has the &Hew- (Stins:--t , send lieerwith a 'synopsis of elhtt skedyule of my orashun on the 4th of . hly st Wethersileld. -correct "ans.& punktooate it ..in stile..:[ spoke' two hours & was 96 minutes paella a; 'iris There was between 200 persons presont p erho, 'with open mouths end clased eyes, tistesed to me with trick attensliun:' A. W.] . Fetter Cittersting-4 her bin onered with a invite, to orate be4'yau on Ai. vats and lorions clay. The feelings Which I tool oti this occasion ; is more easier imigined tha,ti describ ed. Wethersfield, is justly distinguished for her onyune and paterism the World over, sod to be requested to' paws and . address yow OD thie, fuet perfesherna l 'to wer to Now rayther takes me down end tills morsels with various kinds of emoshuns. I enm Wisely koti With no hily Manuredlintelleek. Too wont, git no floury langwidge:cint Imo a Plage man—a .exhibier of• startlin eutiosityi, lliin wild Beests,& filch like, & whet 'I shallll4 will be-rite etrate, out and to the pint. , ime no pollytishuro have no enemys.to• ward or friends to spangel. • Ime a:11E110ft Man; I luti this Union . from the Bottum.of my Hart. Iluv.every hoop pole le ' Maine, . and every . , sheep ranch in' .Texas.'. .The . cow' pastures.of New . Hampsire is as dear to A. Ward as. the rice piantashuns• of MisSiiiippy. :There II mean critters in both: of them - 'air .fititeeand there is likiwise good men and-troo. It don't. look.eery pretty fur a lot•of ingsmin : qtary, in dividuals.who wet . liftid theft hand, in de fenc'e of Ariteriky , of did the fust thing wards kekewerin our independence to tit their backs up, and aware disiolve • the Tiro much good , Mud was ,spilt . in maiden and marryin that hily respectable 'female, the Goddess of Liberty . ro git a divorce from'her at this late day. . The old gal has behatied herself .two. well . ' to cast- her off-nowat the request ofe 'parsed of •addlelbraned. men and he vvimin; who never did nobody no gOiNI and 'never will sigin. Ime sorry , the:. pictures of the , Goddess never give her no shoes or' sleeking, but the band of stars around her bed must .continner to' shine 'niter and briter. so long. cis the ..Eith recioliee en.her own axle tree. Ime for. the Union now and forever, and may the hand of the fast vnery. cuss wither who attempts to bust her up. [The wether was all-fired hot; & Man at dile pint of the orailmn fell down• with a sun stroke*. I • told the aujience that considerin the large num_ b9r-of Powerful liansum gals,-present, I was more afraid of a ti,twiren.sicioxe.. This make was impromproo and 'amazed the very. haint 'time:to ncrtis the growth of. Aorterilcy . cram . the 'time when the Mayllowirs cum over in the Pilgrim and bread Plymmuth,..ilack with' cheat, ' ,but . .every 'kora bcc...y 'nose - our karecx has bin . ...trernenjis. excuse me . if I don't prase the Orly settler. of the IColonies: 'Peple'Whieh hung idiotic old %violin • fur:witches,- burnt 'holes ica; Quakers' toques anclconsined their teller-Critters to the tredmill and pillory on the 'sliteat roverltaimil may have been very lice folks its their Way, but.l must A.Onfess admire their stile,. and I will drop them all. I spdoe they rook well, and so, in:the novel andlechin lengwidge of the nusepapers, ctpeas to Weir ashes." 4 Thare was no disicount, however, on them isiave men whpfir, bled and 'died.. in the American to,- We needn't . be 'n fraid sitting . 'em up too steep. Like m3r.Show, they .rildetond a beep of prise. Washington was abowt the beet man this world` ever sot eyes, on, and • I hops ,them_ noble ladies (may their shaddera never. grow. less!) who are tryin to pirchaie his old . ,humsted will hurry up their cakes, as if.thi* don't, it is hily proberhle the , present owner will dig up . his grate namesake's .bones, Pot them in a glass cage, and go in• partnership . with sum enterpri.in shoWman, l.tbink the shivalrOUs man is adequate for anything . in the money-rnakin.line..• . • • • To resoom—G, Washington was a clear-14d warin.hearted, brave and stiddy=goin man. He never sr.orr crvcn. I The praallin vreakaeas of most publick.menia to SLOP OVER?: (Put• them .words in .large letters.--A. W.) They git titled up &. slop. - They Rush Thingi. They •travel two: much on high' presheir They git onio the lust popular hoby hoes whiCh. trots along, not carin a sent whether the beast is even gain, clear. sighted and sound ; rir irrav- Mod, blind and .bawky 7 `Of 'Course they git throwdd eventoolly; if not sooner. When their . see the: mulltitaoa goin it blind, they go Mel with it instill'nf exertin theirselvesto set They, c . arit see That the, : crowd.whieft is 'no* healing them' :triumphantly: On his •siwaiders will soon' dialtive'r its error and cast thiai into . the, hogs pond of (rail vyuna • without Abe sllitest hesitashun . .. Washington never Slopt That wa s n't George's stile.' Re luWeitbia eoun try, dearly.• • lie wasn't after * the '..He was a hum , in angil in 'n'3` korneret.' bat . ;and .knee britches. and we . shan"f;see his Tike tight away.. My. fregs, .We' 'can't all :be Washing = tons; but we kin i all patriots & behave; our , , .telves in a hui / rvin. 'and ma'enei:- , When We leek : brother Going down bill toßnini let as•not give him a pushi but let, us seeie hold of his colt-tall ind'drag him baek to Moo elity. • . ". Be share and' Vote, 'et le a st once'at shin; Buckle on ,yer: Ariner and. go Ati the i Roles. Bee toy t . thatler naher.issthere. Bee. that the kripples are provided 'with carriages. Go to tir Poles and stay all lay. . Sew* of the infamy. lice Which' the „Opposishan will' be earths to lit up fur perlitereel effeek on, the , we' of elins*en 1 To the Pelts lie the poles l and when you git there.'vote jest as you dent please This fa a priVilege mit • all ,P,r!"="l and it is tot the boOties of this grate and • free I ene'mutch to admire in New Engtan.' Tout gals in partickler are abowt ee entigbilt peace' of Clinker as ever I eaw . They are fully equal' „ . to the earn fed gala of Ohio and .Injiany, and Will make the besteet kind'of. wives. It eels my Buaturn On - fire tolotirk at 'em. . - • Op Foy be NOW ,• , & YoU liar% etep,outtin up!' ' Which .Qecktimlines is eithei from the pen of' Gitprher'Morriill of Maine or Dbctur Watts, C ilis remembei •- - • I like yourekool houses, yam' Meetin liciubeif f your onterprise, gtiropshun, etc., but your : fat , vorit irevrilfge Ydi sPise'., I allmle to !slew Eng- , lan Rum, it-is - wus nor the korn whisky of In. ilanny, which eats threw stun jugs, and wiif turn .the stutirmanck of the most shiftlis Hog. r seldom, seek coneolaslnof in the flOwlrt bid Other day r.wiirrid down some of your Rum. The lust glad* indused anO to aware WM an infooriated trooper On takin the .seckund gloat; I was seozed with a desire to brake win ders, and alter imbibin the third glass, I knockt a email boy down, piclced his pocket of a Naw York Ledger, and wildly kurninenced - reedits Sylvanus Kobb'S last Ti!.:dl verily do blOeve that if Pd histed another glass, I-shood hay bin' desprit entart o attack theyount Vermin Pa pets: . Its drelFul stuff—a: sort of liekvrid - litenin gut. up under the pursonal supervision o(th . e. devil' —tares men's ionardrall to pieces,' and makes' their noises'. blossom es the Eohater., Shun as you wood a wild hyeny •fire brand tide to his tale, - Bi . while you are abowt 'it yea 'will do a .fusttate thing fur yourself and every'.; body abowt shuanin all kindsofintotri... eatin tickers. You don't need 'ern nOrnore'rif cat needs / Wes, sayin nothin abowt the trub• ble:and sufferin eawse.. Out unlesii.your innards are, cast hen avoid:Newnglan's la. 'rite beyrige. : .• • -."- My trends, Ime thin. 'I tare . . myself away. from you' with tears in my eye!! & a. pleasant odor of .onyons - akowt my nose. In the lang widge.of Mr. eatterline to the Romans, I go t . but perhaps I shall come back agin. ' Adoo,pe ple of WethersAeld. Be virtoos & lie h9ppY: • • ' .: ' • How TO 1 7 .69 A.COTINTEItria NoTn.-.-44.say, Tom, here's a pretty good counterfeit tliree. If you - will pass it I'll. divide." . . • . e.Let'e eel, thelilaster," siiid,Tom, and sitter examining it carefully, put it in his vest pocket, remarking: . , ttit's an.equal a &oiler •ifew," said:Sem . • right," slid. Tonr, and off he went.' . • A few moments 'afterwards- he quietlY' step ped into . the attire .of his friend Ben, grit! pur.: chased a can of oysters one dollarand-ir half, laying tta b wir • the thre e . dollar note for .The clerk looked at the; note rather doubting; when his suspicions'were immediately !elm ed by. Tom, Who told him - “there nO tise looking, for he had filet received that.note from Ben himself not ten minutes since.'°., , . , . Of course the clerk witiv.this assurance,im medirtelY forked over the dolfar and=r-hilt it chinge t "end with thii depot* and the ran of oysters Tom left.. . Short!) , after Wards he ore;.'pen, w•ho asked him ""if be had reseed the note?" •.. • said Tom,.filhere'e your share," at the same tirse"paering ore: the dollar ands That evening, when Ben made up hie cue* account, he was min:hied to find the same. old counterfeit three dollar "note. the drawer.,-- Turning to him isloeum tenens," heaskarir , “Where did you get this Cursed note?. Didn't you know it .was a•-counterfeitt".•• ~ '•.; • • • . "Why," said the clerk,r , ?Torri gave . it and] suspected it was fishy,,buthe said be hair 'jest received it from you, anil.l-tookit:".": • ; • • • The whole thing had penetratedAlle wool •ot. Ben... With , afteeuliar grin, he nutitteied;!raUld," and charged the can of -'oysteralo profit and— , . SPONTANEOUS COMMISTIOI 'XRO3I.: RUSTY .IRON. —Mr.• Marsh, an .able, chemist.. found that ire*. long under water, whaii.redueed to posydor,:ip-• variably bacomes.redlinr,:end , igoites . sinytbiflg it tortibes. ..A general kluirtiallgeAf tills is frm' . portant, and .it accoun ts for . .many - spoillalleaus .fires,.. ''A :piece Of . rusty old iron,.; brought.. into''' contact, with a cotton bete • : •in -venrehouse,or . 'on shipboard, may °erosion rinuoir. tots 'or.tifir and property.' . • Fanny Fern aYe she, aa be,(T a, narrow el" . cape froth being 'a 'nniiiister,',.:Aviftv,',enit.telis, how she Srould•have actedin An exchange, in- ;ohs went ing, upeil ter says that if she had•apirrovyar the minister then it eras fearfulia•satitaallates indeed,- ,'• , . ' ". • NO. 22.