El ly &.• TRACY, Pablkhers. 7 7 t• VIII. --TRE Bradford Repilicao :', - ,lo.i.fit.tl Every Thursday, k Tow.opA, PA., icy I-10Lp vIB TRA CY. • ;a I'rr l onn nn. in -.droner fdr, GesirS—ti cents a line for first eents per. line for all sub itea•llna 'notice adverts, line. Eight lines constitute a r, lu welve lines an inch. Auditor's ‘timitilstrator's and Executor's 2.' 0 Yearly advertising $11'4).001)0! =I • Tst. I:Eel .. .Lice; ie pul?lishesiziii the ltliey, goore awl Nobles illeek,lll the corner of Bain rlnc ptt rev is, over J. F. Corset's Boot Sad tor, ite , circulation is over 2000, Am an •filurn It is unexcelled to ItiCtin ti,•l I Adi•k • "uzineJsz Dint: .ri I /Tow, E Y S•A T= LA W • LI \ 1) . RN. (V. J. Cleradad , ;.,-er.l6. la utou, Bradford County, . entrusted to their' care i w, will,reet , i‘'n prompt attention " " • • - • Attorueyd-at-Law; OfficJ 0 ".2- ,veli Co. I- . . . ‘Li i F.. 1. N . Office. in WOod's Block. south Cl•:,r,t • tt: .nal liaia!:. up stairs. June 12,923 S INW-4:?.ibree sad 'l. Eltbrre.: Aleieur,Block. Pat* St may 14,78 DE ..K EVEitros ( Ben ) .V Peck ctruiDA 00 , 1: sln . (Wel' II ill's 'Market - 49-'l9 .% Office ovsr. Dayton'■ Story ` • apri114,76 Of'LEW: Office In. Mosn'o• Block. apri1.1,76 Ell c.kIt.N , KIIAS fi HALL. (W T pav,tel 0,7 an. L M Offico MCI • :ntrance on Poplar St.. 081475 ['NET * A. Solicitor of Patents. ;:I;ar att. ution paid to business in • ~ i rt snd t••••the settlement of estates. i.niauce's Block 49-79 FE YOl'N'ti. (1. McP4rut and /dice south si4e of !darer'''. feb I,lg = rcrl fLt k - sis. N•eLE `k. BUFFINGTON. (H VV-:11 - , E J Angle and E D Buffingtun). -st main street. two doors north tusiness entrusted to their lye prompt attention. oct 26,77 AND .101 IN W. CODDING, Attcir- I I , muselloreAtt-Law. °Mee in the - 1(!. T. Kirby's prtig Store. July 3, 'SO tf. T 7 } P. ttorn , •)-v-Law. Office 'fr \ :•:,, u.ye•R !duct:, Nlai6, Street. W and E. -A , Attorneys-at , • pa; ,ifileo . Mercur. Block, ; li;rhy's Drug Store. entracte° on Main ;•-• • u9rth of Post-oillee, All 1 , ;•• niptly.attende.l to. Special-atten . •;. elaimus ,• c against the United State/ 'Patents. etc-, and tc I st•ttleineut of decedent's es ;;;ter. ty •••,- B. 31:KEAN.. • ()AN EY- 3:UitE,A-C1 • -1 - 1,,ft)11 PA. p.,t,•ri tg. t,uvefiin men t cliiins • t f Iffiebrl2 )'.',/ ANS AND SURGEONS ' 1 •.i U.. !A.D. Ofiko over Dr. • prag Store; reb 12,78 i U n. t....N. sF. G. °Mee at Dwelling , ruer Westpn St. rob 1.1477 Li. , )111,:9 let door above old Slain street: Special at tv.rn to iiselece,pf tart, ,throat and jii,llyo,7B s. .\.D. Ofnee and told. • • \llia ntree:. :tont, ot 31 . E.Chur b. iolt , ler r Pension Dr •-artment. - - 22 78 t 11-. D. ()Mee Pine St.. Jpposifp -• hours from 10 to 12.a.m. ana, - • iipecial attention given to .1 't.:4t , Eye: and Diseases of the Dir. - • oct 20 77 11 L., 711 / FitAICIAN SCILO LON. • -•lnd (.111co lust north of Dr. 4,:orbon's -tr....t. Ithens. Pa. 110TE . LS. ,r 4!: Ntsin•Tit.. next corner south H • • street.' tiew house and new • tlo , :n.rhout._:, The proprletpr has, • r pains or. expense In litiiing,h4 reipe-ctfullt solicit:es shire ' •... : , ..,tronago. 51f;s1s at all. hoarai. Terms .lane Stable stt•ched WM. HEMIY. sECAET k . t POST. NO.- GS, .A. R. Mesta s it , irday evouing, at l'itilitary !fall. I 1 I.:0. V.r.NlYEit, Commander. , feb 7, 79 %I. 1.01 , 4 E, NO. 57. Moets.kt K. of Y. ...very Mouday (wining at 7:30. In , benefits $3.00 per week. Aver. .2 }Tare experience, $ll. ' JESS F.; AYERS. Reporter. 1 • .:';• Dictrz . tor. fob 22 78 , 17): F. No. la. I. o`. 0. F, Meet • ~ t 4 Hall. every Monday evening ' !:. Ren4rr 2IILL , Noble Grand. GM 11 0 )("SE .1 ND SIGN PXINTINO , E. No 3 - 2 Secon d larder - All orders v• r , ,,ive prompt attention. June 1415 EDUCATIONAL -'4l*E:l kN NA COLLEGIATE. INSTITUTE. Mint wilt begin Monday, s. .; .r.r catalogue or other infor• or call t‘r. the Principal. EDWIN Si:QUIN - LAN, A. M. Towanda, Pa. PLUMBER AND GAS FITT'ER VI-UMR ca ?. EIAV %D, Practical Plumber Fitter. lace of busimesa in Mer .zr i;!f,cli next door to Journal office opposite square. -Plumbing, Gas Fitting, ltepaii• l':,ans of all kinds, and ail kinds of oesring r , 41%:t1y-at feuded to All wanting,. work in his Le 6:: :uid give him a call. jbly 41,77 INSURANCE ELL, 0. S. General Insurance AiteneY• " T ,-, kan4a. Pa. Office in Whitcomb's Book July 12,76 And had One 26 CENT DINNERS 41.2.' cai • [ET ILR lIEADS BILL HEADS .4 Nur 'maps, 3 / 4 c, printed in the best style 4 tUe art at the ItErermrcare ()Ake. . •• wk «--_••• • --•••';'-'• • • . ",-;•-•••••-••- • • •' - •' . ' , • - • x f •• ' ' •' • • '-.'" " ."- • • '• • :-• • - • • ,•- •• • '4"; ;.:,'S r . - •-'•••••• ; '•,_ / •• • • - ••:"=-•• -••• 7•. • - •"' • r . • <=•• • •f , ,1 , •• , • - • .„ „ • •. . . - 1 • • • T. i. r • .• ' • . - • . . .‘• .• • ,• . _ .„ - z.kl , .1 . . . _ A •, . . • _ .• g am+ • . • • . . 1:4 • . , ' ..-- ' . • . • ' • • - • , • • - --rEofetag! - -- • . . . . • • .. uovrammirm ' PEOPLE - : - • 1 - iISOPLII:ANV - 1/011 11111 giscellaneon. Adverthements. NEW FIRM NEW STORE ! Ed. Mouillesseaux, (Formerly wjth lleadelman.) HAS OPF.SED • A JeweltyStore uF •l 8 OWN _ IN _PAT TON'S BLOCK :With Swans &porilcn'ti Store, Main Street, Towanda, Pa., Where tte kevs a FULL ASSORTMENT of Goldl , Silver Watch i es , SWISS AND AMERICAN; L I P,CkS, • JEWELRY, airl.7 SPECTACLE ETC. ; n ifts Stock is sll NEW mud of the FINEST AtITY. (*II and see for yourself. ." EPA 'RING DONE PROMPTLY . . gl6. :liNOI4AIriNG A SPECIALTY; ol TUT; PA.! We keep, t llntol constantly for builders. HAIR,' BRICK, LATH,, SHINGLES, SASH, DOORS, • BLINCS,.SHEETING PAPER, PAINTS,_OILS, VARNISHES,, • - CHFSPEAK Also 'WAGON NIAXER'S SUPPLIES Fellows, SpokeS, Hubbs, Thills, Polei earrings Trimmings. Also a roil line otSbeff and Heavy Hardware, and Carriages, Platform and: Lumber Wagons, Made by ua w tb stilled workmen, spa warranted in every particular. BEARDSLEY & SPALDING, Hardware Dealers. Troy, Ap . Fil 27-ly RLAN....Bc.)OK'M A NUFA P TITHER " AND BOOK BINDER, PATER RULER, So Al l fr e d J. Purvis, N la Gener.•soc• street, MI work in bis line done well and promptly at lowest price. Parties baying volumes Incomplete will be fur. nisbed with any missing numben at cost,price. All orders given to J. J. &intim. Agent for Bradford County. will be promptly executed 'ac. cording to directions.. sep-tf M. lIENDELMAN JEW 1 4 J 1 j I AER, Ie atill to be found at th l e OLD STAND .11.11. V A9I7IEE7r. _ 4 ..4.. . . . Next door to . DK!? C. Porter' q Drug. Store FINE AMERICAN AND SWISS T \V EI4R Y , STERLING SILVER AND FINEI ) ,LTED WARE, SPECTACLES di EYE GLASSES, FROM TILE CHEAPEST. TO THE BEST /GP ALI. OF 'WHICH RILL re SOLD AT' TUE • VERY LOWEST PRICES, Clocks; Watches an Jewelry promptly4epaire.l by an experienced and competent wostnian. septl44l The terldlikallengsd 1 This liniMent has been' manufactured and used for twenty-live years. and our, Innumerable 'certificates of cure prove it to be an no. paralelled • success. We do not offs- it as au internal, . Remedy,positively asserting, ' , that any Liniment: - that can be taken into the stomach i without injury can bare lit- tie efficiency in acting as a ireific when externally This being cOmpoun- id entirely of Oils; is readi ly absorbed into the system giving prompt relief even in cases of acute pain 'farmed by Rheumatism. Neuralgia, Sciatica, Luinbago, Sprains, Bruises, Chilblains. orpom any cense where a Liniment is demanded The Oils are: so penetrating that a thorough use of the Lini ment will remove ail 'Mess of joints. lameness Of muscles, or pain arising from ingaination or any cause. Even in *conic Spinal Disease. and Paralysis; frequent Okit-ef-CII Liniment wIU eff ectmany cures. Irinsll7. for Pali icy Part' of the body. use freely. with rubbing and warmth and we guarautm relief. You will rind a trial of it the bast certificate el its value. It is the oily Liniment made entirety of Oils, and re chal lenge the world for its *qua ' Price 35 and 50 cents per bottle. SOLD BY I ALL DEALERS. Tiff- Dr., Elswens , • Improrli 'Mandrake Pills. they,are made plassanAand ijffectlirs. Price 25 • - N. NELSON DEALER IS WATCHES, CLOCKS, ww, VINE ACLU. AND .ED • JEWELER of ovary 'variety. sodSpeptielei. Sr POttieui &Wilton paid to ropeltillt. tlhep IP DookOt Vousbt's Otocory Skim stn eltoot; Penns. fundka OR!k.IAifE tT N I t A t ja l JOB PRINTRig NEW GOODS a full line of UTICA, N. • Y El WITH A FULL LINE .OF WATCHES. CLOCKS, M. ,lIENDELMAN New Adverttsemente. Know That BROWN'S IRON BITTERS will cure the worst vas:: of dyspepsia. Will insure a hearty appetite and increased digestion. . Cures general debility, and • gives 'a new lease or life. Dispels nervous : depression . ' tmd low spirits:- -,: 7 4t estommex h *mer i ec r n a rs .,_ ingtnothertogrillabength and giva abundant sus tenance- for her child. Strengthens the muscles and nerves,enrichestheblood. Pvercomesweakness, wake : fulness, and lack ofenergy Keeps off , all chills, feveri, and other malarial poison. Will infuse with new life the weakeWinvalid. 37 Walker St., Baltimore, Dee. Mt. For siz years I have been greet sufferer from 'Blood Disease, Dys - pepsia.andeonstipation,andbecame so debilitated that I could not retain anything on my stomach, in Liu:, life had almost become a burden. Finally, when hope -had almost left me, my husband seeing BROWN'S lan: Uwraas advertised in the paper, induced me to give it a trial. I am now taking the third bottle and have not felt so well in six '..years as I do at the present time. Mrs. L. F. Cairns. lINil iiiWN'S IRON BITTERS . .'I have a better tonic • •:: , n - iiny one who - • Ong up..-than . : :71-do.. • ' - Ia the Whole .History of Medicine • . ‘iio preparation has ever performed such marvellous cures, or. maintained, so wider. a :reputation, as. Assn's Cuentir Pscfon4l., which is all as ''the world's remedy .for all - diseises of ilireat of !pugs. Its long - continued Series Of 'Wonderful cures • in. all- .cll - has made it universally known as a safe and reliable agent to employ. Against ordinary colds; which are the forerumiers of more •serious disOrderS, it acts speedily and surely, always re-. licving suffering. and. often saving life. - The protection it affords,. by its timely •in throat • and chest disorders, makes it au invaluable remedk:to be kept always ou land in every home. No person Can afford to be without it, and_those who have cfneastsed it never will. From their knowledge of "its composition and operation,. physicianS use the Cfwatuv extensively in their practice, and clergymen recom mend. it. 'lt' is. absolutely certain In its healing effects, and will always cure where cures are possible. For sale by all druggists. hop Batters are tiee Purest and fleet Blt. ===l They are compounded from Hops, Malt, Buchu, Mandrake and Dandelion,—the est, best, and most valuable medicines in the world and contain all the best and most curative properties of all other remedies, being the greatest Blood Purifier, Liver Regulator, and Life and Health Rstoring Agent on earth. No disease or ill health can possibly long exist where these Bitters are used, -so varied and perfect are . their operations. They give new life and vigor to the aged and _infirm. To all whose employments cause irregularity of the bowies or urinary organs, or who require an Apetizer, Tonic and mild Stimulant, Hop Bitters are in valuable, being highly curative, tonic and stimulating, without intoxicating. • No matter what your feelings or symp- toms are, what the disease or ailment is, use Hop Bitters. Don't wait until'you are sick, lint if you only feel bSd or miserable, use Hop Bitters at once. It may save your life. Hundreds have been saved 'by - so doitig. sso' 0 'will be paid fora case they, will not cure or help. Do not suffer ar let your friends suffer, but use urge that'll to use Hop Bitters. R member, Hop Bitters is no vile, drugg ed, drunken nostrum, but the Purest and Best, Medicine ever made; the "Invalid's Friend and Hope," and no person or family should be Iwithotit them, Try the - Bitters to-day. Oct26ly. . By Universal Accord, Avntt's CATHARTIC 'PILLS are the best of all purgatives fob family use. They ere the product of , Long, laborious, and successful chentical Investigation, and their extensive vise,' by physicians in their practice, and by all civilized na tions, proves them the best and most effectual purgative Pill that medical science can devise. Being purely veg etable no hairai can arise .from their use, and being sugar-coated,' they are pleasant to take._ln . - intrinsie• value and' curative poers . no .other Pills can be compared with them.; and every person, knowing their virtues, will employ them, t when ,-- needed4 They keep the system in perfect order, and maintain In healthy action the whole machinery of life. Mild, searching, and effectual, they • are espeCially 'Adapted to, the' needs of the digestive apparatus, derangements of: which they 'prevent and cure, if timely taken. They arc the best and safest physic to employ tn• children and iveakenect COngLILU- . Lions.. where a mild but effect* cathartic is required. For sale by dB Mtnted AGENTS! AGENTS! AGENTS.: Fa GEby DODGE'S bran new bunk, entiticd Thirty 7 Three, - 'Years Among . . OUR of t kiMpTherears WILD INDIANS ! bre mood the Autheirs z Perromil Exotica= amayptar hig,gfil.- With ma able Intrudai4ioa py Gen. Sherman. This mir wet yes It OINNI trubseritod for by Prondad Airmen avid swine Gabbier. and , by Gls. C. Graaf. Gen- Skerkka, Gen. iturervtrk; and thoikukua Ear lucnit Men. Gil. OW! Milt —"it is the best look co krGais Lis row written l Manor WILAT algthatist) sayst—Anisa book of imminue rare." It is theoutisuthen tie secosat of our radians em published. folly reveal lag their lifs‘• seem &dogs. explatto. sta. It is replete with' thriMag maleness of the /Wilton mad of fa, Mon Seciuts,Trappers,Catt-terkltittses. Border Buttons. etc., vividly portraying Life in the Great Rest as It more I , 4114 kbruscpsd taproot. Nigh Steel &previa:a and Sup, shrerrei.Uhernsgt Me" In 18 colors, front phut:7l.li., undebytiell.Ooveecziestesysersigfor /kis a re a we n t, AGIMTiII This grand book I. sour out-selling ell others lob 11.• to aresprietios. IgeOta wage, le WHO orders a day. WI want 1110 more vents at sacs. So. choir% Virrirerir mod Social Terms Dims. Our Isms *en. lerl gut, tin partleulen sea ,fres. • ilia ipestoses Plats sent es ratifies tor • S oat stamp. addnos the soleirablk Lh WOM.P9 TON 11 !CN Mallows, Comm TOWANDA. BRADF'ORD COUNTY,' Which of you all. my 'friends, haiiiiiiett the Comet rise And spread his glistening tall acro ss the skies? This Is the only Comet of the season: • And,lf so yo n?u have not seen it, what's, the. tele Perhaps because you Inust getup at tour, And leave the downy touch you love too we ll; Maybe, when Widget hammers on the door, You wads berand the Comet both in Well, I am not so lass quite as you; • So up - I rose before the break ot day, And what I saw I will describe - in few And simple words. Nothing at all to payl The Ilttleclock, that I had wound up Mild, Went-off at 4a. in. like "all pessessed.'"- • Shivering. I 'sprang from bed, and stood up- - right; • I wee, I needn't mention, thinly dressed. The first thing that I lit on was a lack,• ' IYe gods and little fishes! h0W,71 swore! The plague) , thing was sticking in a crack. With much dispatch I sat doWn on the floor. This taxed my patience very sore, but still ' 1-made my mind up - to do nothing rash. I - Slowly and sadly. to the window-sill . I felt my way, and thenlbreir up the seal The night was still, and, dark'as dungeon-cell. Still! did I say? Ye yodel what do 1 bear?- 'A haw-drawn,: frightful, and blood-curdling 3 IL -My hair flood up on end withsudden fear. - A moment more. awdy'my fear all Ilea— I recognised the vo of an old friend; Our speckled Th me • was lip to fibeshooting star that bad a Grecian bend. Argosy-dish - vpittatly•- settled ;and then 1 tried „ To find the place wherel could see tbeComet, And, unless all my calculations lied. I really did not think I was far from It. I'll tell you all I so*, for I ain't wadi]. And telling of the truteis on:y right; That darned old Comet was heifind a cloud, And had his tali tucked-snugly out of sight. I shut the window down, and went to bed To curselny luck and warm my chilly spine; But firmly to myself I softly said. ..ril hare no Comets, if you please. in mine!" : - Chicago Tribune. '1 • MRS. ORALLONER'S DABOE. • Mrs. Challoner 'is a woman who does everything in the world—her small part of it, that is ,to say—by fits and starts, and her own caprice. ""As she stands outside the old farm house gazing "thoughtfully through one of the kitchen windows, she half de- Cides to Awn back and • never, disturb Rose Espott's quiet, but happy lice. Unconsciously Rose decides her own fate. I There floats through the open window a quick. merry ditty, in an ex quisite-soprano voice. That voice scat ters Mrs. Challoner's indecision to the '•it would be a pity," she thinks, ab• negating all responsibility, .as is her wont, "if Wgirl like that could never haie a chance to see a little of life." Then she steps,np to the window and looks in. Rose is paring. apples. . A dainti girl. with fair, straight features, an arch. snuffing mouth, and eyes with the velvet blue lustre of pansies. As she . works. she sings little bits 'of the , love-. ditty I have mentioned before. She is all-unaW,are that she. has an admiring auditor and looker-on. ;Mrs. .Challoner had taken . a great fancy to,the girl. I doubt if she would have no.,leed her at all, however, if it had not been for her. and fresh young beauty; There had been a house faolcisitors at the Grange, lately, and Ms, Challoner had been obliffed .to call . ottiFarnier Escott for cream, butter and fruit. • It . was on one of these expeditions that she first saw Rose. At last Mrs. Challoner taps softly with the ivory 'handle of her fan on the window-sill, and pulling aside a cling ing vitte,lOoks smilingly in at her young prolege. • Rose looks quickly up. half-startled. When she sees it is Mrs. Challoner. she smiles back, and conies .eagerly for ward. She likes Mrs. Challoner very ;ouch. andois not a little..proild that she should be chosen as - the friend of such a styl ish. aristocratic , • ' -"Won't you come in?" ' "Thank you --no;• it's too elicious out here aiming your old-f, flOwer-beds!. - And, then. I mos , go. I am, goin "to- give a carpet-dance to• nig o• ht. Will you come?" Thtit Rose is pleased With the invita tion there can be no dolibt. The pansy blue eyes shine, while a quick blush rises 'to her fair face. "Then it :is settled," says Mrs. ChM loner, seeing the delight in Rese's face, though she has said nothing. "Try to look your best,. child, and you will take pll the men's hearts. by storm. Gooe. bye!" Mrs. 'Clialloner. has scarcely. 'gone, _when Tom Haines knocks and enters, a sllght . frown on his . sunny face. ~- He , is a tall, sun-browned young fel low', with clear, grey oyes; not very handsome, certainly, but with -an air about him that is honest - add true. 44 wish you and that woman weren't such great friends," he says, abruptly, standing tall and straight before Rose, a displeased expression in his gray eyes. Rose is 'not working now; - her fair, white hands are. folded idly in her i lap, and shc i is staring Straight before her,ta thoughtful, • dreamy expression on her face. / The sight irritates Toni; he is angry midi Mrs. Challoner for putting 'mo tions" into the girl's head. His voice is sharper than he had meant it'to be. . "Why?" said Rose, looking quickly up. - There is a rebellious ring in her voice. which Tom does not ice fit to notice. 'Companionship with Mrs. Challoner and her visitor& will only make you dis satisfied with your own condition in life. They are i . above you socially and—" • Tom stopped. r. •. "Why don't you go on?" says• Rose, passionately. ;Toll were aboutito say that. they are above me 'sociallyji:nd in tellectually! Here is the ringtlint you gave me!" tearing .it from her!finger and tossing it haughtily .towardshim."l, wiU never marry a man ,who thinks me below other people, both/ in regard to intellect and social standing.'.' • -• "Rose,you knoi I didn4 - mean!that." says Tom. hurriedly and pleadingly. "Pardon me. :but I know nothing of the kind," :says Rose..freetingly. • "And really, Mr, Iffaines"—hidinglier heart pain beneath the smile women knOw so well how to assume—"l don't wish to appear rude, but—l am going . to p. car pet-dance at the Grange. to-night; and I hav`AL considerable work to do before • that time." "I suppose Mrs. Challoner's heather will be there?" sneers Tom, thoroughly aroused again, at mention of the party, and knowing that he has been given his cooge. lll "Mr. Palmer will probably be there," says Rose, a faint flush stealing to her face.— With. a - muttered imprecation Tom turns on his heel, and strides out of the room. • Women are all fake and fickle to the core, he thinks bitterly. Every new face has power to charm them, if it be only handsome, no matter how black the soul it masks. Well, he has invested Rose an ideal character. not be longing to other women, and he has fqlind out. his mistake — that is all. • ill of which • is very , untrue and very unjust of Tom. Ho •is jealous without a cause, as Mr. Palmer is utterly indif ferent to Rose, wfio. if he did but know it, is even now'cryint , herself sick be cause of their quarre C Bucher wound. ed woman's pride sustains her, a when evening comes sho is gay even En recklessness. There is an exquisite flush on the fair face, and the pansy, blue eyes are shining. Mrs. Challoner comes for her in her carriage. Her face lithti3 up at the sight of the fair vision before her, 'A r m look like a daughter of the Seeing the Oomet. * ti I , id gods." she says, delll be the belle of the enrkma.chere.,, " Rose ; blushes , and Os with pleas tire She knows that .0(.. is beattriful. and is not averse People ten her So. Her father :to have, her dress well, and,she kink, /how to set oil her beauty to tbe•bestg e runtage. - Decidedly she is th lle of tbe;eve. ning. and Mrs. Chaps* is pleased to present her to her select set. George Palmer, kutilsome, polished, and dcbonnaire, hoverri , About her most of the .‘evening:. andees 80 often with Rose, that itroec renratt; • _ . ____,., .__ . pieces:of now and notbeautifnl Europe- As Rose 'listens tolacHtendet.noth- I Inge he whisperi hi .:h 'q tr,. she smiles, an carpets •in the chief rooms, but -if up atihira,.w - bile that Annisite flush of Arabi.paid £l2O for them he Oka very , . .bad batkairn• k have-heard verylateiy, hers steals over her fiiiik : ',:' " from one who has takerrtroitble to .in -aA•wonian isrwatchirOient. , intently , pale. plait). .stenderrnioinfin, fault- .teitikate the truth of the stories of his lessly dressed. i but witlf4ii ',Oir,. of ape, avarice, that he has the same .small thy and misery aboutlificlouTiliing to amount of money to his credit that behold: • • . -.4.,, , :- . ;,4-. -.7.- . he had before he was , either Pasha or , .. , .z l .-.: __ . .--a- : . ; Minister, and that the foundation of the ' . #.llcilyou know wile Ittiltifirr: - *toe)? of his having become elate land s;aid • Rose. "'Stun ItajiV ~, ' • ~ ..,k, : t ilk, :ettpropri — etcit is his having bectimetrits !lnepxintinually;, :Sh . - 7,*init: - - flialcietbe- child - of aa old irked Artie 1 4010440346-41ilit" ''. '''' - 7""'' , ;7. -5- ' l. : liiiifileiitilthidloliti '' 1_ -":. '. '. 1 - Mr. Painier laughs tinselly ." :•,- • The sole furniture',of the 4eeeption '''"Nci.e.l.dan'ti 'know who she b." he . room of Aritbrittrife consisted of small, saga in a stratike, hesitating tray. "I I hard - divans covered with brawn linen think I have seen- her before, but-4 and a tiny table with a crochet antima ' mist hive forgotten who she is .." Thee lie departsabruttly for an hie, walls the only ornaments were photo and Rose is . left telearve iit his altered 'graphs of him in black wooden frames, demeafior.,-.. Mrs. Challoner rustles up, and one larger photograph of the Sacred the nexVitimnent, the pale lady by her Stone at Mecca. In 'the room where side: t' - ,-- 1 •' - '• - i . • Arabi himself - sat and "received Were a 1- .. "Allow me to present my brother's similar hard plivan, two or three chairs, Wife," Aiie, says. ';''Mrs. Palmer, Miss. a table and an inkstand . covered with i Escott." - - 'stains. . ~ .- . .. • ' For a moment Rose feels faint and His wife was ready to receive Us, hay betiildered. Then she rallies andgreets ing heard an 'hour•or two . earlier of. our the wronged young - wife with all the intended visit,' She 'greeted us.warmly, cordiality of her warm nature. - speaking in Arabic, which Lady 'Anne There is such ' a touching, childlike interpreted for me i - She .has a pleasint, air about Mrs. Palmer that Rose falls in intelligent expressiOn; but, having five love with her on the spot: She wanders- children living out of fourteen that have indignantly how her husband can treat- been born to her; looked rather over her so cruelly. Mr. Palmer hes evi- 0 came 'with the Bares of maternity, her dently seen them together, as he-very beatitY dimmed since the time whenlthe discreetly. keeps away for the rest of the - tall, grave soldier she had seen passing evening.. ' -- .- ~ ' under her windonievery day - looked up - How glad,Rose is when it is"all over. at last and saw • and loved her.: - She and she •is at home in her owe room' wore a long dress of green' silk. "My again! What a weary. mocking sham husband hates this long train." she wild fashionable life is! How could she have us.afterward; "he would like to take!, a Compared her nobl e Tom with : George knife :and cut it oil; ,- but . 1 say I must Palmer? - She will never go -te a fash- have a fashionable dress to wear ' when ionable dance agaiii+never! And she .I visit . the Kliedite's ;if° and other la never does.. i • . j • dies." • 1 think there are English bus- The nextdayTom,comes to lc to be bands, who, in this grievance at least, forgiven, and is compelled to . forgive will sympathize with Arabi. remorseful Rose instead. •: . . A day or two. before we left I went ,As for Mr. Palmer, that. very day he' again tesee his wife.' S,lfe looked a lit departs for 'town, leaving. hiii. wife at tle sadder, a little 'Morelanxious. than the Grange. 1 i . when I - had last seen her, but was on !Dear George," says Mrs. Cho i loner, hospitable cares. intent; land soon Went in explanation to her . friends; "lie is so outof The room to see to the .prepara restless! And then, !don't you I w, tion 'of dinner . [had- an Italian lady his married life has been so—so m it with me as interpreter, who spoke French of a disappointment to -him—to u all, and Arabic very well. • They had 'ex,- . o in fact.' • -. petted me ; this time, and made : more ' . preparations; and when the lineal was ready - and I saw dish after diSli coming in, I was in despair until 1 found that one of the children, my ~bright-eyedf riend.Hassam was quite, ready to sit by me and be fed from my Plate, : and so I disposed of my share to his great satis faction. "I like this better than having to wait down stairs till dinner - is over," he said. "Then,they forget me and eat. up all the good things." - , • By the tinie dessert arrived he said hii• liked me. but hated other'. ladies, and would like to come and ;see me in Eng land, bet did not know-bow he would Manage it., as his papa wanted , the car riage every day. I advised hirn to learn English, and. his,mother said*she would like to send him to one of the Christian schools in Cairo. "But how can I send him where he would hear his father spoken ill of?" She seemed troubled; poor woman, because the Khedive's wife, who useitto be good and kind to her. now says ~Bow can we be friends when your hhsband is such a. bad man?" • t The old mother sat in: . the corner at tending to the children anitcounting ov er her beads. . 1 said, "Arc you not proud now your son is a Pasha?" "No," she said, "we were lialipier in the old days when we had him with us always and feared mottling.- New he gets Up at= daybreak, and has only.,i line to say his prayers before there - are pt.tiple- t‘akling for him with petiiimis, an- i hil I;:i.S to to them and then go to his bus iness. atut often' he is not backhere un til after midnight; and until he conies X I cannot' sleep, I cannot rest; .1 dada nothing but pray for him all the thee.= There are many who wish him evil, atid they will' try to destroy him. A'''few days ago he came home suffering great pain, and I was surethe haul been ppii soned;. but" got him a hot bath and remedies and lie grew better, and since . then I. keep even the water that-lio drinks locked up, But,. say all I can, I, cannot frighten him or make him take care of himself; he alWays •says; 'God will preserve me.'"—London PO:y.4 Hamlet in Street Olothe& Maze Edwards; manager for Edwin Booth, thus describes their. appearance at Waterbury last Winter, when the troupe' -ha,yed without their costumes: When I found the baggage with the costumes had not arrived. I was just going to throw myself into the river, when I thought I would and tell Mr. Booth about it, and bid - good-bye to some of the people who - had always thought a good deal of me, before kill ing myself. To jav astonishment, Mr. Booth took it 'coolly. Lie said. Inasmuch ur the people - werein Milk hall, be would make a few remarks to them aboe accident, and; then they would e z, and play three acts of **Hamlet" in' the clothes they, had on. And so it was fixed up that way. Well, the: thought. -of Hamlet in a short-tailed coat and tight pants almost made me and 'when Mr.j Booth came on the - stage looking like an copal minister, with a KnightTemplar's cheese knife that; he had borrowed, I couldn't think of anything but. Hamlet. I forgot all about his clothes, and I be. Here if ho had only had on a pair •of sailor pants and a red flannel fireman's shirt, that the people would have seen liamiet. I tell you he is the greatest actor that ever lived.. The people 'sat perfectly still. and seemed wrapped up in Booth. That is, thew were wl u they did not look at the other fellows. -I , But when they took in Lmrtes, with a shoit hitin-fat coat on, a pair of la-de dab' pants; and a pancake hat, it seemed to me I 'could hear them smile: .Aqd the Xing, - Hamlet's stepfather, ,he was a `sight. Imagine a King with. a - ent.;away 'checkered coat. - a Pullman car blanket thrown over his shoulder fora robeVitnd .aileg of a Chair for a sceptei. mashed On it queen with a traveling dress'acid a gray woolen basque with buttons on it. An think of Polonius with a liii4oilnst; er and a straw hat with a blue ribbon on! it made me tired. Ophelia was all rig ht enough. Sha. had on some .crazy clothes that. she bad heenstrivel ing in. and we - i iksorrie•straw out [of a barn, and some artificial flowers ofT the bonnets, and she Relied through pretty . But the. Ghost. You would 'have died to see; the Ghost. Ho had on oneet those long lhand-me-down ulster . OVercoats with a buckle in the . back as big as a ctirry , eemb. and the belt.was hanging down on both sides, The boys-got- him a green mosquito bar to put over it. an with a stuffed.club for a scepter; he fell e'Ver a . chairand-then came on: I should have laughed if I had been on my death bed, *hen he said to Hamlet `tl am thy father's ghost" He looked •. more like a drummer for a wholesale confectionery house, with, a sort of tin sklmmer on his head, and 1 believe the audience would have gone wild with lOughter. if it had not been for Mr. Booth; I don't believe you could get him to WWI on the stage for a inilliottriellari. He just looked at she Ghost-JtS, z ':.,though it. was a . genuine one. and theitudienee - looked at Booth,. and forget all about. the ulster, and the ghost's pants being rolled -up at.the'bot tom.- ; - - It was probably the greatest triumph that an actor ever had, for Mr. Booth to compel •the vast 'audience' to forget the ludicrous surroundings and think only, of the character he was portritying...• I wouldn't have missed the night's, per formance. for a thousand .dollars, and when,. at 10 o'clock.. I heard the bop, gettifig the. trunks up stairs, I was al most sorry. The last two acts were played with - the costumes, but they were no bet ter performed than the first.. .1 think, on the whole, had rather the baggage would be there. It makes a manager feel better. • • . i 8o Time to Talk, Scene—New England railmad office: Time—lnimediately after a collision of lightning express trains: Anxious Inquirer—“ls it true that a terrible aceident has - happened and many passengers killed and injured? My wife and children were on the train." ' Polite Official—“ Accident!. Accident! Well. I believe there is little dblaysome where." Anxious Inquirer—Can't you tell mo something about itr • ' Polite official—“ With. pleasure ail soon as I leatn the particulars. Go home and I wilt send a boy around with the information in'a week or two. Am very busy forwarding bandazes and coffins. l o time to .talk.—Phila delphia A'cle3.' Vouch for your -neighbor's honesty,slot for oestuont of his debtA • HURSDAY, JA.NITAIIY 18, 1883. Arabi Pasha's Boma Life. I had already scen t and Spoken with Arabi, writes Lady Gregory,. but it was not until the end of February that. I went with Lady Anne Blunt to see his wife. They had tuoved some little time— before ton new house, large and dilapi dated looking, and which Arabi was represented as having fitted up in a luxurious style; in fact, at that time the crime most frequently alleged against him was that he had bought carpets to the amount of £l2O. There wore some - Billy' Arp on People and Things. Every body, big and little and old ' and young. are always hankering after some - new thintr, or- something that somebody else' kits t ot, or something they can't get; a d its a pity, it is; for when they get it.they are no happier ; for happiness comes from contentment and a ivillingness Ao enjoy what yoti have Hot, instead Of what you haven't got.— appiness is like religion; It ain't. away off yooder but it is right at us, if w will `only see it and take hold of it.' My lit- tie chap is now in the goat 'age, and is -be . gging. me for *a dollar to buy a goat with to' work in Ilia little wagon; and so reckon I Will haye , i to let him have it,. for I 'remember that rits lon s ,o•Aime ago I was in the goat age, myseffr, litit now I am sorter approaching my , dotage. and 4. would not have a goat under:any con sideration. The- offl - ce-seekers have their .age too, and I reckon it's a forage, fOr they want to.get their living easy, with out working - for it, and forage on- the ptiblie.: _Politics is pretty hot up .our - way; and one can hear awful hard sto ries. told on - candidates. I One of • 'ern complained to Cole the other day be cause they beat him for the Legislature and said they told lies on hini—and Cole ,said, 4 •Well, maybe you've heard it wrong, - for folks will • purvarecate and varygate and exag,orate powerful, and it won't do to -believe more than half people say, 'and not more than a quarter of what_you Say:yourself:" Jessol. Cole is a curious case. He looked at.a calf of mine the other day.; and asked, me what kind of an animal it was. I told him its father was a full Jersey and its mother a half Jersey and :fie pondered a moment and said, •AVell that makes the calf a „Jersey and a half, - -don't it, Squire?" , He is very good on additions. but: , very _ poor on _averages,--Attantes Cogstitulion. • Troubled by Jake. Martin's MOtith... We heard some ladies talking at the breakfast table at the Ruby Honse. One was comp lainin .g headache.' . One suggested morphine. Another sug gested bromide. • "No." she replied. '4 can't take' bromide or morphine either of them Tun Mei wild." An other „said: " That was •just the,wa y . with a'lady I knew who had a beautiful small 'Mouth, The alectoi• gave her morphine. and she' imagined some one had unscrewed her head and put Old, Jake Martin's on in. place of: it. Old Jake was a wicked,. profane old sinner,' And had an awful .big mouthae the lady.kept holding both KandsAhfr the supposed'` mouth of old Jake to steep it' from cursing,—Rar4ocll Sun, . _ - ' On a very dark l ; 4untrevening .1 lis toned to an awfdl story of -.theineorri - - giblo badness of' a young man Who was' dragging an honbred name through the mire. I said: "But what will they do with him?" The answer was: -"Oh, he'll have to be shipped." Though the phrase was new. the imagery was e.:(« pressive, 'and one was aware what was meant. All get the black sheep out of, „,icrist e . somewherelsayond,the great sear 'My frien4 went on to say, Speaking or certain gTeatnity: "When you get there you will - hear people saying. 'Mr. Smith has two ions shipped,' and - the like, just - aka matter of course :" • Too 'lsiah' pocket-money, pocket-Money, and lade . „ getting their own way, : result is this. -And tho poor father and mother some, - though net by any means 'always go-abinst bro ken-hearted to their life's end. Some take it quite easily, out of , sight being with them (out :: of mind. • Or, as the. schoolmen said: ."De. non apparentibua et -.non oxistentlons eadem est ratio." Same: silk: - Merelf.tthissit;OUgrittisig,th* trouble , away from' here. They are able to forget thatthe ,shipped one lives on still, though lir • away. Out of sight With them is tantamount to haysng ceased to be. - I, suppose we have all some vague feelin g . that when a human being goes out/ your door, or turns - the corner of: t o street and passes out Of sight, he disappears wholly; in any case that there is- a marked break in his life. Ah,, to the 'man that lives, life is continuous whatever - it - may be to those that look at him or-think of him. .Your brother is yOur brother still,though starving on the streets of 'Frisco. !And to say that it. serves, him exactly right is not much comfort. All that can be: said is thaV the shipped black sheep goes to destruetion where it does not so conspicuously* disgrace those at home. Likewise, 'that when there is la dinner patty at home ' it is not qtiite so real that he is , cold and hungry in Colorado as if he Were so in thestrect below your windows and in bearing oqour hospi talities. All the :Same. I used to won- der hOw some fathets and sistersinan age.to live at all knowing the facts I know. .1 wonder yet. you it. come to this, that the best you ea*, desire is quite to forget the . bright little boy whose childish ways bring Oars -to your eyes when vou remember them ;• who is dead, dead utterly. in the Sodden, hulk ing scamp; liar,Stni cheat %% lions ynis do. not, hope to see again in this world or, 1 any other? It is-a; bitter world to many:. but one, might Lindheart to bear nearly anything rather than • that,, 77 .Frascr , s Mayazine. , , . . "Darling Nellie (fray:". • . There are few. persons in ',the South who have not heard and admired that charming'negro melody, 'Darling Nel lie Gray,' and at one time it stood in the samrank with —Old Kentucky Home," . The Old Folki at Home" and 43 Others of hat class. ilt is less known now, but In certain *outhern sections Nellie Gray is as honAhold words, and in every list of plantation songs it has an hoyored place. • But to come to my story. liwas.talkinz the other day to a musically-inclined gi . uitleman, .whose practicie on the violin,in air)tooni rke - #r my own - ceps .me constantly striving to; be a. hristian.- and , -not to. do any thing of a riotous or: violent- nature, i i., when we mentioned the olit' \ ' song inci dentally'', and he - told me the author was his cousin, and r that it and-, its author had a little history. . The song writerFiwas B. R. Hanby, of Westerville, o.,whro was also apainter, a musician and a poet. When he was about 20 Years, of age, he 'sometimes jotteddown melodies which struck him, and on one occasion the notes of I‘4.Nel lie Gray" went on paper, and he after Ward, wrote tire words.. He had nev.en published any music, and this was, put aside where'becould use it as the fancy . struck him. ' • One night at a 'little company at his home; the song, • among . Others, was Sung,•and a gentleman present, being struck by the air, made sonie'''hiquiry about it; r and the facts were given him. Heat once asked the voung composer what it was worth, .g,na Mr. Hanby,' not being posted, put the figureat e 5, and the .trade was made. The, new .oWn'er Set about having it published, and *ten it appeared it.struek the. popular taste and over 200,000 'copies were sold. An other case of the history of composers repeating itself, or rather of one story, with the names changed, being, narra ted of many.—Cincinnati Letter. What is Good English? '\ • Some persons are unwilling to be con vinced• abut "in this. connection" .and , "in our midst." "To me." writes" one., .'f"tliere is no grammatical differende be • tween 'in their midst' and 'in the midst of theni,' both of them being. absolute ly correct." This is a- mistake. "In the midst. of thorn" is absolutely correct; "in their midst" is absolutely incorrect. "Yet," writes another„"these phrases are grammatically correct, exceeding ly useful, and highly This • gentleman is also mistaken in every re spect. The phrases are neither correct nor useful.- and they: are• directly the reverse of idiomatic: idiomatic phrases are old phrases growing out of the very roots of the language, sometimes appar ently incorrect,. yet always correct when profoundly , i , examineti in the light of philosophy and history. Phrases that are truly.liniomatic are always beautiful and congenial to all the.rest of the language. but phrii,ses like,"iti our midst" arc not onlythe'opposite of idiomatic, but they have nO; congruity with the genius of inventions andlanguage, •and are mere and clumSy devices of ,iriodern ignor ance and preSumption. New ignor ance Sun. Gold - in Central America. , The recent reports of the discovery and _development of gold ' and Aye! mines at various points in Central Amen ica eontinue to excite attention. A late issue of the Panama Star and Berate gives particulars of progress made in gold mining in Antioqum and Tolima. Some' valuable mines owned by ,tht Columbian' Government are to be 'Sole in December, and other mines are.being worked succesfully by companies form• ed in this country and Europe. Recent. ly a'number of companies have been formed for the purpose of prospecting, and indications grow that a swarm of gold-hunters soon be roving oves the rocky backbone of the niountaiw that run along the narrow strip of ter ritory uniting North and South Ameri ea. These countries have long lain , stagnant under the sway of mixed pea - pies that sprang up after the SpanisE conquests, but now mimes. machinery and enterprise will pour in upon they as long as mining enterprises prove re munerative., Wondered. A young husband, desirous of provok ing a chance to pay"; a compliment to his young wife and of receiving an as, infrance of affection, says. with an aspect of surpise: "My dear, I heard a very remarkable thing , to-day. Whatshis, name told me that he had been looking `into the matter very closely and had. discovered that there was only one mar ried woman in this 'street who wasn't a . flirt, and really loved her dear hubby lietter than any other mu in the world." The wife, after mature reflection: "I wonder, •now. who it can be? I thought I knew everybody on the !stre4t.", • ' aliOM ■ ... ..._. ~... O ne .. ev ening. _ When :Lucy's Paps had. . ....L. 1 t A , .. China Allet l PlL ''.-• • , come homefrom the 'Office and eaten -•- .' . ' --' -'. Dealing Teo -rorty. his - The Chinaman who . recently - obtained 'supper he went •Intit th e Parlor- and a license to.dobtisittess assn aug*lneer .pinnted . flitunelf .on theitent. After he the Rest of his *race -in this city to en- had been.t*Te a.-Little While be notle gaga in that business. is now selling ed.th a t.y i kAid net - - - 4. o m e in and Mahe goods under th e hammer , in.'s' stc!re-ol? a Break at the piano as was her ens- NashingtOn Street. near Dupont. - The tem.. This '• puzzled t ti 014 Gentleman 1 place i s fitted :up on . onp side with a.._ . greatly, buthe was.svery, Happy,- bee ;vomiter,. behind which stes. - ia Mongolian . . cause' the'parents of gills who.play the I..wearing a sk.ull-cap - with a Ted butto n. . , piano - usually feel like taking an Az to Before hint. be has an abacus to dust up that Instrument,. Buepretty soon Lucy accounts, and besides has sundry books. e nt ere d theit ee t n ant i b egan t e lli ng h er 14::. which he -keeps reenrds of sales, Papa how much she loved him, and how . making the entries: with *a • eat's-hair - Dark and Cheerless her life would be in brash dippedn Intlia,ink, B4hind him - case he.chouitt be Called Above.' i . are a numbe of shelves stdeked with 1' - .This sort Of talk made her Papa feet - gand;-eolored shoes, such us,4re' worn f rather ' solemn, for he had been to the by C - nese females and children, rare. '. Races a . good deal and would occasion- colored silk handkerchiefs, small look= ! I ally - go Out With the Boys, and When a ing-giusSes In teak-WOed frames, ohino.'- i m an getson the Shady _Side of 60 he -ware ilecoeitted with picturea of ant, doesn t particularly care to have people mils known only to the Chinese, and : lug. tte Sweet By and By into their con-; which- -it would • be -impossible for the ,; yersition. But pretty. soon Lucy placed • itiost'exPert white .m.tturalist to olaSsify• i her Lily-White Hati4 on ' her Papa's ',--04, fancy artieles.,w.hielk . pjea_sethe_Chl. 4.1,...,;,„ . nese senses. - ,_; -•-; -- - -mg how g lac it wool Mak t o 4 1111-11 - The auctioncer,-in a light-blue suit,- could only smooth the 'Furriers of Care, was . . his .pest, and w.t.s earnestly urg- that thee hid placed there, Then _ she inf.!e i , t 9se in front of him .6a purchase. I artfully Shifted the Subject, -and• spoke' , I t "Hs," said the interpreter, "now !Of how cold JrW ,the Weatheas getting -.. you a#o. got a chance to buy every-, hnd what .hively Sealskirelacques she thing .''' - qour own price, and.lf you had seen ,in the store . windews down i .wish 'Miss . is. opportunity you'll you 'Own. thaf • ifteroon. ' -..`.1" . . -never ll been born; for you'll-never I Then her Papa saw What am was up '• get'sucligi " - chance again."' One China- to, and Dropped on liiinself.l Seby the man in the Center of the crowd drew tithe Lucy got aroutel l to that part of the attention 'of the auctioneer, to.birn' , her . talk where she put her .arms :and with long, bony-lingers, pointetfto , around his neck and kissed him, and 1 a blouscl on one Of the cordseile.wants asked him to buy her a Sealskin;te him to sell that," said the interpreter. . ` had. nearly Arranged Ills Lie. He told The a t tictioneer prodeceth the desired her : of how poor the Crops had been,'and ga*ten ' and unfolded',it after the . man- that Trade was in a. very dull state be ner of a cheap John auctioneer when eatse.ef the uncertainty. as to what of offering for sale a red shirt, swearin g lice Hen Butler' would' want:next. and that it will never4ade, titter shrink , Sung stich a Song that Lucy began to and never lose :• a; stitch. He dilated think she-was - lucky to have a place to upon '-its 4uality-' ; and valise, declaring sleep in.nnti a pair 4 ,tit.l - leav?:Shoes . for that no Chinese merchant eottl4 afford the winter. ' 't, to 'sell. it fer kiss than twenty tidlihrs. "No, my child," e said, `‘‘l can n o t . Through the.. ' interpreter the reporter 'think of spendieg Thrh , i's Hundred Dot- , • then ascertained followed the o ff er lags for a Sealskin S ...Tie, when times • of the artiele;'...' "I will give 55 cents," are so Hard"---and Lucy said that.she . said the mad who had ordered the gar- was serry she had meetionedthe Subjeet, ment down. : '," - • ' and went away feelioglquite !cony for ' i'...;..-,,,;The auctioneer dropped the garment her Papa. -- - ' • as if lie had. been struck by paralysis.' Soon after she had left the room her A'timment h,fter. he those to his. *full Big Brothercame Saw that "I Sa that Horse height, ~ and, .liading. his eyes. with his- you were talking about," lie said to his right . hand, cast h glance - at the ?man Papa. . -• ' who made the o ff er, and. sa : "Fifty- -Did you?" asked the Old -iGentle ffVe cents! , ilViiat is the ma ter? Aie Man. -How Fast can hego?" • ' . yen crazy?" .., .: e . .. "Tiyo-thirty," repth.sl the Big- Broth -1• You said we could hav el i he goodS Cr,er and a thousand dollats will . buy l at our own price," saidthe bid doer. I er... . hi , ' • i "Yes,ithitt's What ~ VOu said," cried out a'number of • Cuinamen frimi yari pus parts of the room. . • . "But I diet not say that yOu could have them for nothing." remarked the auctioneer." "Will anybody (;•ii - e any more for it?" "Now here," Said ' t ? ' the holding up the garment with his left hand and striking the counter with his er any ,_, right, "does' anybody else p) more for this $29 blouse?" . , i, a i One inficl-looking indiVithiatsin the rear of the' plac6 Ventured - teehjtl sixty cents, - hen he'was assailed by the voices I . ..at—least : twenty (hitiamenr who ex, tanned, _"Yen have upitmsiness to bid ore than this man did. 'The auction Cr - said anvonel could have goods . a ! his own price; this . man ti - ed Lis pm ; and you have no bfisinestto luterfeti ." , The uctieneer - -entered into a long explana ion : as to the rights of bidders at an..; • uction, but thecrOwd held him, to his nneuncement" that; purchasers could havej,goods at their own price, -and . force i k the Set - end bidder tikwitli t !thy! draw his b d. "Give 0 e 'the garment,". said the first bidde , tenderingtwo quarters • and a nick I. .• . , "You ca not haVe it fat - that," said c the auctioneer. This assertion was followed by jab bering by everyone cOinposingS•the crowd, whicli . 4eottld only be compared t..) to the chatt-ring of a.eage full of 111011-41 keys. The urport of the remarksarks was that the au .tioneer had, been; taken at his word, a d thathe Would have to, let, the bidder have the garment.! He final ly yielded and passed over _the blouse ,and took the . purchaser's money, which Ile handed to one of his assistants, who passed ikever.to the bookkeeper.. Thci , purqiuts.t4 then',,attempted to fit on the ' blotfse, but fetnid it'abon6four stzes , tocil .small for him, and . he then wantekthqH auctioneer to take it back and return him his I money, but this ,Wrefused to do, saying he bought it - at. his own price, With his eyes open,, and now he _must be Satisfied.. ii i. . ,-,5 The ..pnrchaser bee:tine , wrothy, tic- nounced , the auctioneer arid the manner in which I he did busineSs,',bnt found that th - e crowd Which, : but -a fewti.,n_ in utes before,'had taken: gidos with hiln. had turned 'against ; him; saying: "A bargain,is a.bargain, and' anybOdy who gets ottOnust be satisfied: l ' 1 • • Aftertuttermg a few "cuss words," the purchaser of the e ,ifkimenk. sold.. it to a smaller, man 'for '35 cents and went • awky. l 6ln Francisco:Gall. - A .._ _ - i There, Was Method in His Politeness.. Prtibably the politest and most con,-: siderate man whoever lived was GerP' eral 4tradsbale, ,of Arkansayv.. Some time agtn. boarding &train. he perceiv-', ed hissen, whotn. le had not seen fur twenty years, occupying a •Seat, read- ing. The 'old gentleman sat down im mediately behind the young man. Af ter the , train had gene about thirty miles,lhe young "flan laid aside his newsp.Vr, and discoveringhis :father, 'seized the old man with affectionate warmth. 4_•Why didn't you 'let mo know that you was on' the train. lath- . cr?" "Because:" replied the uld ifentle man, "I saw, that you were reading and 1 did pot wish to disturb- = 7 —" • ••That would. have madea no. differ ente.T . ' . "And besides." continues the father. "I thotight that you might want to bor 7 'row a ;few dollars."—.Artansaw Trae eler.. • liot at Home. . . "There is a yOung- man in the parlor wishes to see yOni miss," remarked tht hall door attend:int. "Did he bring anything . with 'film, any bpx or parcel?" • "Orily.,a cane, ink*" - "Did his Coat, tails rattle ( when 'ht walked as' it there was a Pitekage of can. dy- in the pockets?" - ."Nothing of the sort; miss." • • t. "Then tell.,him I've .gone,: to visit -a Wtick friend - nd won't be home for a eek," replied the fair girl, falling back into a horizontal poSitiou and' resuming her perusal of "Truth Stranger than, f Fiction; - or, The Liar Unmasked."-- Brooklyn 4r/file. 'Tim needn't put on no airs, you yeller-face . piece. We keeps a cow and has got a pew in the Blue Light (Aus- , tin) .tabernacle besides,' were the words of Miss Malady Snowball ; who i l is as black as night, to a, saddle-mold - 1e .., friend. "I don't keer eriie haba't g.t no cow. We keeps A goat, and my mut '- der is gwine to.liab a , . carbuncle .osk , 7 de back of flea." ' - '' i. It is said that 'Limes Gordon Bennett bas leased his residences on Fifth ave. nue, New York, to the St. Nicholas()bit for a term of years. . ;-, ; I - $1.60 • Year, ht Advance. Rising eluickly teem the sofa, Lucy's Papa Avrote - a check and handed it to his Soh. "Go and,ciose the Trade tc•- • night," he said, "at:A .- tomorrow after neon I will make some, of these people that think they ow n• Trotters look. like Hired Men." - So you see, children, that some Papas think inure of beating Two-Forty than they do nurkingan Only Daughter hap- try.--Chkago "Rectitude" Iliaemned Him: Kerietime ago Nathan Jones, .a col ored. . man in .whose goteral character 'Ahem was a lack of lifutlahrambition, 'Was arraigned beforelli Little Hock jus tice and lined. Jones Went down in_the. country, became. 4 ;Latter - among - the' negroes and wits elected Justice of the ; Peace. The other day 'Squire t - befcire whom Jane's" had been arraigned, and whom the waves of politics — bet submerged, -Went .down into Jones' neighborhood, drank bad 'whisky and Jailed aivan.• He v.-5.S arrested. and ta ken. before Judge Jones for examina tion. , 'Prisoner at dePitar," said the colored Justice, "de, las' time feasted dese judicial optics on face, I was. in hock an' yersel was de musical =direc tor ob de festive gee:v.4,lou. I recognize my lack ob larnin', went ter 'a night school.. My frien's seein' in me de. stuff outen:what big men is•made, ut me on dis bench,mhile_ yer own. failin ter see dem. features in, yerself, took' yer offen - bench. Yer , IS charged wid killin' a man. De Charge.: am pretty well sustained, an' blanred of see bow yer's.a..gwieter. git outen • "Judge," said the prisoner, "I am aware that I am seriously situated. I .fined you heavily when you, were drawn up before me, and now, .especially as my crime is-great, I •do 'not expect merey r " - •-• "1 as, salt, yas. Now -.My mode ob pieeedement is-a little different from dat put down . sin =de statuary books. • When aonan what is' guilty ob two crimes is art-eked fotch 'afore me, I disebal•ges him on. de little crime, but holeS him on. de big one. _Now. yerseif 'is ob two triunes, de littlest one., ob what is killing a man." =. • - "I 'f;ean't be charged with but one . crime,'"- exclaimed the white man. • show yer in a minute. When, I was afore you, arter I had paid - my fine, . what was it yer said?" . "l_don't Teineniber." "See if yer can't ricolleck." . "I' believe that 1 told- yon.to keep your feet in the path of 'rectitude." "Yes, dat.'B it, and when I axed yer to say dat word again, yer turned away and commenced talkin' wid a lawyer. Dat wordistinek me, an' I wanted it. wa's elected I• needed but couldit't ricolleek : On, did'-: '"count justice Was cheated, an' I is 6.rt4in dat de higher cunt:N.lmb -dat word. Nay -salt, discharre :yer 'fur "killin' dat man." • :"Thank .Y ou, Judge." "But l'll put yer in jail an' see "dat - Yer's hung for keepin' me outen dat word. Air. Vonstabio,put de Itaieciffs urt dc Pnrtr,i , Geteicinain," .64-mretket." - Trai!eler; : , • The Age of the Cat ' A tneniber of the Hartfoni county bar, in relating some rcn'iniscences of the, court in times gone by, told of a ease Wherein One of the famous advocates of that time had badgered and crowded a witness until ho lost his temper. Tho witness incidentally said: something abottta cat,. theATafty.lawyer 'seiz e Upon- thisma a means of still further worrving the witness. "liOw old was the Cat?" asked the .at torney. . "I don't know," was the answer. "How old do you think she was?", "It was a Tom-cat." '. • "I - 4idn't ask abort the somf the cat, I asked how old it was." . : • "YOU asked how Old she was." • "Well. Jiow old was that cat?" "I told you I didn't know." "Well. him old do you think?" ". "Oh, I can't tell.' 4 •Irou can't tell how' old yon think she was." • "I tell you. I don'.t know." "Now." said theattorney.."l want a plain ansarer to a plaid question. How old do you think that cat vias?" The witness looked straight at the 'at torney, whale shining bald head was the . most prominent feature of his fig-. ure, and calmly said; "Oh, I can't guess how old\ the. cat Was, but she was old enougli to_be hald-headed;" _ ;The lawyer's ruddy face, assumed a deeper hue, the spectators and mem bars of the bar tittered, and even the stern`features of the court relaxed into a smile at the answer which ended that line of cross-questioning. —Hartford Times: • Off the track The Switch . signal tower. 7 MEE II Cinal -NO. 84