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The surest :tied to ewes' in life is that
Of posh: tent and thorough work. Speerdno
tors, wart make , money rapidly, generally
kw it with equal rapidity. It is_ the- pt
tient, steady plodders who gain and keep
fortunes. Mr. William a - Webb, the great
drip-builder of New York, is
ample for the young men of the United'
States. •
His father • had won a fortune in ship
building; and like many loving fathers,
wished an easier life for bis favorite- boy.
Set the young man •preferred his , father's
trade, and determined to master -it. _
He went into theahiplard hike a common
workinan, beginning at the foot of the lad
. der, and acquired great, skill in the use of
all the tools. Soon even 'the experienced
hands did not equal him
,in nicety , of work.
He was nulla young man 'rim his father
died, but he continued the •businesa, and
won in it a high reputation. lie was the
first man in the yard lin the morning, and
tholest to leave it at night. '
• With his own hand he drew the model of
• every Tine" built therein; wrote Ii book
every specilkation of the building, and
marked ca-the frame the place- for every
. dirk of timber. No better vessels, either
-- tor war cir commerce, were built in the
world thin came from Webb's yard. Of the
hundred and forty built under his own eyes
not one proved a failure.
Sir Titus Salt, the great English manufac
turer of alpaca, naottoboasc whet — lie was
& millionaire, that he could at a moment's
notice take the place of any workman in bis
vast factory. Ile was master not only of
the financial but of the machoical part of
PILES
Piles are freque = ~ ---r . :-. by a sense
~of weight in the back, oins and lower , part
tfosethe abdomen, causing the patient to sup
he has somenffection of the kidneys
neighboring organs. At times symp
toms of indigestion are present, as fkituency,
uneasiness of the stomach, etc. A moisture,
like perspiration, producing a very disa
greeable itching, partiFnlarly at night after
getting warm in bed, is a very common at
tendant. Internal, External and Itching
Piles yield at once to the application of Dr.
Bamako's Pile 'Remedy, which acts directly
upon the parts affected, absorbing the Tu
mors, 'allaying the inte itching, and ef
fecting a permanent mire where all other
remedies have failed.- Do not delay until
the drain on the system produces perma
nent disability, but try it and be cured.
Price, 50 cents. Ask your druggist for it,
and when you can not obtain it of -him, we
will send it, prepaid, on reeOtipt of price.
Address The Dr. Bosankii -Medicine Co.,
. Piqua, Ohio. Sold by C. B: Porter, Ward
House Drug Store. , july27ly.
DOWN WITH Till - BLitt - 6
BRIDLE.
/The American 'Farmer, in speaking
against the use of, the blind bridle says:
"We know.;tot irho invented this instru
ment of horse torture, but we know that he
not understand the anatomy and physi
ology of the eye of a -horse.:Hamad vision
Is binocular—that ft, we see the game ob.
sect with both eyesq,and so adjust the axis
of vision. that the_ object appears single,
though Seen with.both eyes. But the eyes
of the horse'are placed on the side of the
head and the axis of ~each eye is nearly at
right angles with the longitudinal line of the
body, so that it is impossible that the same
object can be distinctly seen with two eyes.
Now, by blinding, the eye in the direction in
which it was intended in its construction
that it should see, it is forced to use an ob.
lique tisioa, Mif we should cover the front
of our optics and be compelled to see only
by the anger of our eyes. This unnatural
toad constrained use of the eye mud, to a .
greater or less extent, impair vision, if not
entirely destroy it. The object for which
the blind bridle is used is not accomplished
by it. A horse is more readily frightened
• when he cannot see the object of his dread
than if he can have a,`--fair view of it. But
it is surprising Woberre with what tenaci.
ty men hold on to an absurd and cruel prac
tice,' when a moment's reflection would
teach them better. Nineteen out of twenty
homes you see in harness have .a blind bris
dle on, and if you ask the owner to . ' explain
its benefits, or why he uses it, he will be ut
terly unable to give a rational answer. We
are not surprised that draught horses aro
subject to. diseased -.eyes—we wonder that
ythev are not all blind.
CO2 Suater.rox..
• It is said that 50,000 people' die ann .— nally
in the United States alone from this disease.
In some sections of the country one death
in every three is from Consumption. This
can be, and should be avoided; our people
are too careless about an ordinary cough or
cold, and other symptoms, of throat and
lung affections that lead to this :disease.
You should arrest it while it is in the germ..
Two or three (lases of Dr, Bosankp's=,ough
and Luirig Syrup will relieve an ordnftry
cough or cold. It does riot dry.up a cough
hire many preparations on the market and
leave the disease behind it, but acts directly
on the throat and bronchial tubes, remov
ing all the phlegm and morbid matter that
accumulates inAhethroat and- lungs. It
allays all irritation, and renders - the voice
cleavand distinct. Sold by C. B. Porter's
,Ward HouselDrug Store. july27ly.
nUrCSNTREIOF POPULATION./
The centre of population. in tha tilted
States was twenty.two miles from Baltimore
in - 1790, and has Moved westward at the av
erage rate of flfty.nne I)2iles at every decade,
never deviating to this' extent of a degree'
north or south of thsi thirty-ninth parallel.
The greatest progre f oit was between the years
of 1850 '60,, when it traveled eighty.one
miles from a poiiit in Virginia to twenty
miles south' of ketullicathe, Ohio. The
- movement was caused by the settlement of
the Pacific coast. The centre of population
in 1870 was forty-eight miles northwest of
Cincinnati. According to the last amnia,
the centre had advanced westward fifty
eight miles, and deflected to the Booth Bloat
eight, being near the village of Tayloreville,
By., about eight miles from Cincinnati. It
is anticipated the next census will find it in
Jemingg county, Indiana. Supposing the
westward movement of population, the cen
tral point should cross the Mississippi about
1950, not, far Prom the mouth of the Ins
scrozi. It is considered probable, however,
that it will never go so- far westward, as
there are large areas in the West which are
only adapted for mining and grazing por
-
traits, and ill support Ind a scanty . popula
tion.. The increase in the region beyond
the flibmisippi after the close of the pre.
•
sent century mayt not murb more than
counterbalance that of the rest of the comb.
try, in which case the centre of popilation
will remain almost Atationary in southern
Minas.
Delicate Yetroa les.
The exactions of society. added to the
eareirof maternity and the household, have
tested beyond endurance the frail constitu
tions which have been granted the majority
of women. To combat this tendency to
premature decline, no remedy in the world
possesses the nourishing and strengthening
ti=sof Malt Bitter'. They enrich
, perfect digestion, stimulate the
liver and hadr . teys, arrest ulcerative weak-'
ties, and purify and vitalise every function
of the female system.
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his Aa as Wran :—lt mast have hien is
Memphis. Moses, the younger, sat in the
stazi'llmangele ereEkillg paper, and all of
a he called Ott : , " Fulda i Fad.
der "Vat ish it, my.sonr "A case of
yellow fever only six raw away!" " Mo
ss r "Yes, Ladder" " Pegin to packhp
dent coats and Tests! By tomorrow dot
-.yellow frier 'shill be in town and shill be
telegrardid to New York un by der net Amy
we max' fail and Mies to pay twenty: cents
att der toiler: I vhas looking for it all last
week.!—Dstrolt Free Preis.
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Porous Maga.
I<gsotl• ly t►ey are lltrefersed to
Other Toroits Plasters or Zola:sal
Ilesedlost
Beane they possess OE the merit of the
etreschades porous plaster. tad codaht le ed.
deka thereto the away discovered powerful lad
actlveviagetable combination wbkh sets with
creased dedelltve and
rebated/et, stimulating.;
ecauderinitent effects. _
o liamerad. -
Hennas they area genuine planeseselleal map
aeons, and so recognised by the prebessloo.
Third.
Because
Pat they are the only pintas that reline
it OCCIL •
„Arousal,. -
notause_tiwrirtil positively are diseases while
othevmodlies will uot even relieve.
Because
te l is Zph t gi t er w i t s and dnuaghts to l
m
caw or medicines for external we. ,
111z2b.
Because kthe reseetacturers bare reatindthil
only =dell ever girds for porous plasters.,
2ffalle Pomo Plitt
= Rif 8 JOHNSON,
Chemists. New To'll4
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Vermont ; Hon. David Davis and Gen. John A.
Logan, of Illinois ; Hon. Benj. H. Hill, of Geor
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DEALER IN
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GOAL,
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'TOWARD
Lowssr PRICES
The pstronsie of my old Sri
emierally is solicited.
TIME! •
LANE & DECKE R%
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ROPlarfOBB OP •
Livery and Boardbg
Stable
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Washington Street, below Alain.
The beet rigs tos be - tound.in any. stable in the
country, tarshed at reasonable rites.
' • Ma. Dzcsdtavrill give thebusiness his personal
attention, and invites his friends to all loon in
want of livery.
B. W. LANE. I ED. DECKER.
10aug82.
tint amid `And,
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TOWANDA PA.
CAPITAL PAID IN ` $125,000
SURPLUS FUND 8,0,000
This Bank offers unusual facilities for
the transaction,of a general
banking idnes&
N. N. MTS.
Oashier.
O RNAMENTAL JOB PRINTING
a mdany at the linsvilicum gem •
EFez7b o3 7 , vita *IL
&limit that the gems at : thie-messed'dePote
an a Idea preshion. One hug* dhow- , tie
ticket before beam pale to the bid* and it
is not once in a thoueend times that pew
roger can go atty. - And yet it pile and
annoys lots of people
_to be railed .cdf and
peened up and be obliged to exhibit a ticket.
'Yesterdsy morning a very demand dip&
!bid man with a gripoick in hie kind • tried
\to walk tbrozigh the gehe at thatkeitral
pot, and when asked for bis ticket he
irsightlir replied :
"Itis in iny packet." •
tot me see it."
" I will not I lay word should be proof
:het I basalt 1" • •
"Hire to sbaw your ticket, sir."
" I won't submit to any such indignity in
exclaimed the stern man, and he didn't. - He
entered the freight sheds, plied through a
flour car, climbed over a lot of hides and
crept under a baggage car, and badly reach
ed the train he wag after. A brakeman
stood at the steps raid ? 4'aia)a :
"Going West, sir
"NO
wain.l3 .1'
"Then
won't go for three
hours and a yet I This train goes
West 1"
And the worst of it all , was the meant the
gate and a dozen others caught on and raised
such a laugh that the stern man went down
into the freight house and hid behind ik bon.
car.—/ktrigt Free Press.
By calling at C., B. Porter's Ward Souse
drug store; you ctm get a omple bottle of
Dr. Bosanko's Cough; and 'tang 33 : 747 41
Which will relieve the most obstinate Cough
or Cold ,
. andlshow you what the regu lar
cent sue will do. - When troubled - with
Asthma, Bronchitis, Diy. Hacking Cough,
Pains in , the Chest, and all diseases of the
Throat and Lungs, try a sample bottle of
this medicine. ! july27ly.
A German has occupied numy yetis b
ctudying the art of bed-making, orl rather
bed-placing. Baron Beiclumbach, the pains
taking German; maintains that improperly
placed beds WI shorten a man's life. He
says:
' If a mere- magnet. -exercises- an influence
on sensitive persons, the , earth's magnetism
must certainly make itself felt on the nervous
life of man.
In whatever hemisphere you may be, al
ways sleep with your feet to the equator, and
let your' body. lie " true as a nee, to the
pole." • • • • .
The keron says the polar direction , of • the
body is of the utmost importance for the
proper circulation of the blocid, and many .
disturbances in the human organisms have
been cured by simply placing the bialster et
a different point of the compass from that it
had occupied.
Let such as have hitherto been in the
habit of sleeping with their heads where
their feet Aught to be, take to .heart 041
example of the late Dr. Eischweiter,
Magdeburg, who died recently at the age of
10 9 rms .
The most unhealthy position, we are told,
is when the body lies due east and west.
Some observers assure - us that to sleep in
such & posture is tantamount.to committing
suicide, and that diseases are often aggrava
ted by deviations from tho proper posture.
Christian' at Work.
AND LOYAI. SOCK
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FREE OP COST.
MAGNETIZI THE ESE.:
Heartily Ifreonensended.
Don't condemn a good thing because you
hove been deceived by worthless nostrums.
Parker's Ginger Tonic has cured many in
this section of nervous disorders, and we
recommend it heartily to such suffereti3.—
News. •
THE Erma.
A Germany correspondent of, the Toledo
Bktdi tells of the steel maiden, which is
kept in a room precisely as she was in the
days of her usefulness. You are shown,
what appears at first • sight -to be a rude
statue of a woman clumsily, hewn of wood.
The guide noiselessly opened, it, due door
swinging to the right and the other to the
left. The skittle was hollow and just the
size of the average man.s Inside were straps
by which: the offender was bound so that he
mild` not move a muscle. • 'All the doors
were lined with long, sharp steel spiltes,
strong and thick: When the victim : was
firmly secured, the door on the left was
slowly but firmly shut, and die, long spites
went into his body, two qieing so arranged
is to pierce his eyes.. ' Then the door on the
Fight was closed in a similar manner, and he
would receive another complement of spikes,
the closing of the , doors being done very
slowly, that the torture of the _man in the
embrace of the maiden might be prolonged
as long is possible. The very last spire
pierced his heart. After remaining shut up i
for awhile the straps were unloosened from i
the outside, a.spring was touched, and the
man fell fifteen feet into a cleverly construct- I
ed machine that ground him up as fine as
mincemeat and dropped_him into the river
below, making food for fishes. ' • :
`•BUCHUPAIBA."
Quick, complete cure, allannoving
Bladder and Urinary Diseases. sli Drug
,Bnina l Cotrrues CommitsAnom—A
bride and , biidegroom sat opposite me at
the Fifth Avenue table d'hote night before
Iturt. They called for consomme and sipped
it. "I'm ever so , fond ' of consomme, aren't
You 2 4 she asked. "Ice," said he, I" awftd ,
ly." t, " It's different from most soutis,"
continued. "Yes, so it is," he-.mode am.
wen "totally different." ," And," idle war.
0n,," it's such a lovely color, too. don't you
thiik so ?" "Lovely color," he repeated.
" In; a different color from oyster soup,
isn't it;?" continued Mrs. Youngshusband as
•he sipped it again. "So it is," said the
Benedict "by Jove, I never noticed• it be.
fore t" then the waiter brought them fish
and over it they went on in theism. idiotic
woy. Don't you think brides awfully fun
ny? Don't you? I do !—Hotel
Nita VA* 1111111131111
LADIES' TONIC.
A.Pasttive Care Ihr ell Fend,
Complaints.
.
WNW Tiede; le .
,deigoitaditzille dlionea's Medical is
stoats of iladdo. it. Y.. lad beat used
be ladies tor yaps, itt 11 a sore tart 10f 1111 Fa
COLIVIIIISTI.Iiidsed dengue Headscbe.Pyspetedkaad
al iretasetses awed b dime loalrataetties Irma are
to cosmos to Tilde is a• Pagent Afeeithis.
oat Ifcepa/ed. altar pore
w oteeperiosee. and recoup
. bombs - do iterillatre aew Mato Ise bridigi -
does. onpost outwit emoted sababor oftbt see.
It yoe have tried other remallea valeta seeress,
.do
not M dieemeatteet. but "dee •!LLINES• TONIC' 0
4401 &ea& liaomerjralt to Sin priediadorato•
, wet redef: .
If you ara *lib ow addenda ce p =
cocusalite an adds die doctor%
ler ow" midair.' Toile.' ertikb ye tee
K aboto
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Welee ma
sod ~ammo Tian' egotism ware siva add=
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is a ollarmade re k ladies elm frame
"ram evererstee vast TONIC" CM Ms
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-.I- - .oiiiiii - iiil lasagne - of •• the' - Sto maalk! - Live4. 1150weis• Piper( Skin
wand, -. Millions testity- taliii efficacy in healing - the above.
-to he the -- -.- -- ' -•-, .' • ,-..•- - -
'ilimell•djsealiiii, and it 6 n9.lniFelAkla- ~., - - . - _
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, tii ii - ‘, , '.- •' - - sirAttizrts waisTED.-or ,Y
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. - ' Laboratoii 77 West gii . i.,ltiew York City. . Druggists sell it.
ge lllo f er ri" l 'llgatig.` "- igiir s - it"sitord Co.; Pa.
Da. Cz.az Joassoit : A short trial of your lititszt in" gyre
,has bail given me evAt relief for
Rheumatism. It 4 DIA bon medicine i MIT , ‘,l _* , , , . Bald
GOT. HOYTS ENDORSEMENT.
Executive Man:slant
jtarrssburg, Pa., June 7, 1882.
John H. Phelps S c ranton, Pa:— -
My Dear Sir: 7 —Promptly upon th , receipt of
Elixir ten days since, 1 - entered :upon its use according
i to yotp: directions, stopping my lodid Mass., Phos.
Ammon, and Wine of Co/chium. At that time I was
comp/ . 4itely disabled unth gout in, &Wiled and rheuma
tism In both kners, and helpless. Emit' I amtfortably
hobble about the house, and expect be out in a week.
It maybe a coincidence ' my amendment and the use of
your niedicine. I hope for: no occasion to try it again,
but of need be I ?hal/ try it again in. alma attack, with
grfat confidence. Very Indy yours.
• HENRY, If., HOYT.
Phips' Rheumatic Efixir, cures rheum/140m to all its forms.
H. C Porterfo r ors";
lIMMSMININS
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IT IS A. Nr^CT
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THAT THE WHOLESALE PRICE . OP
KEROSENE OIL
Has advance& We stt retail at the OLD
PRIM. Bring in, y ur cans at once,
TO DEALERS—We offer kerosene
and headlight oil at lowest wholes* prices.
AT THE OLD RELIABLE CASH DRUG STORE.
Dr. -H.),G. Porter & Son
f
Coiner Main and Pine Streets, Towanda. Pa. ,! i 1
WerX" COW" 3V. Wo I
A. _ D.
ti
MAIN STREET -
I show the LARGEST VARIETY of hlenaßoys and Child4.ns
OVERCOATS
TO BE FOUND IN TOWANDA. -
They are made of first-clas material t and I
guarantee a perfect fit eiery 4 time.
keep constantly on hand aIARGE ASSOiITMENT of
GENTS FURNISHING GOODS
' •
HATS, CAPS. TRUNKS, TRAVELING BAGS &c. ,
MEN'S DRESS AND BUSINESS' SUITS.
Form a special feature in my bOness I take the lead in this Department as
well as 3131 others. I haVe nb Plate Glass windows or polished counters, bit I
keep THE RIGHT G4:I4:IDS and the public appreciate their extra value. lam
safe in, sayylg
- ILY_OTOCK CANNOT BE EQUALED IN THE COUNTY.
•I have just _ received a large invoice oft-
I( 2!
Fall
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HUMPHREY BROS.& TRAC
Manufacturers and Vitidesale Dealers innll kinds of
MEN'S, BOYS, WOIEWIL 1018E8 AND (311LIIREWS
.- - ...- -._.', .• - -- .•i. - : : - --•-•:::,.. , .:.?,._,..
Bootk::$6.0001:::--i-,00.0_06e.046.
CORNER !dAIN AND ELIZABETH STREETS,
ME
Wil
HAVE A NEW STOCK OP
gt COOK STOVES.
ME
DON'T BOY BEFORE liiSPECTING
THFXR, STOCK.
LARGE STOCK
and Winter Clothing
and Will be pleased to show these goods. Call at
ROSENFIELD'S
E.
and buy where you see the Crowd.
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TOWANDA.,
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--, t* dinner the other night, saii thi, At !
Itidi eikiitauftis;
after the trash hid kin
&pawl of, two roast pigs,. - each': with:an
mails Idsiaciiith, Were Weight in and set'
in front cif thebeit and liewtemi 7 T lad not
sees inch willing IttyWini, but it was ii see.
ivory remindawf rainy a Wish boird.undei
wide& mr*tildul lespi liad Otoad about
each.wther in - ecstasy. The liter Senator
Irdilicowld shag so Well as a plate of Olt. 1
*taw I bays seen amino: HetichiV.
Johnson eat a pies etw - with Infiniti, relish.
What -wets Governor Brown's collards to
that great and good an if underlying his
historic love for tine esculents QUO' was not'
i an =confessed brie for hog's Owl f . Gov,
ernes Stephens dotes on broiled ham, and
the nearest to death Gen. Toombs ever Came
was from indigestion caused by over-eating
of head cheese; so that a - .ittle more hog's
load might have prevented secession. -More
than one historian holds that Lee'ii army was
never whipped until the bacon bad given out
and, it had to' fall hack: on beef. Mayer
English frequently grata* his distinguished
chin with fatty bread, and it Wis at a Gov
ernor's table that I maw theliatickfing pigs
that evoked this train of mem ories.
IM
le
its out rata, mice, roaches, flies, ant P,
bed4sugs. skunks, chiprouniktophers. • 15c.
Druggists. ' -
Mil
Among the persons who purcluoted tickets
It the Union ticket office yesterday was an •
elderly lad whose **bastion was St. Paul,
MM. Save the presence of a small dog,
which she declared she was ping to take
with her; the liOly was alone. After secur
ing a check fot baggage the lady and het
dog entered the Meal coach, where the
former took a seat, while the latter crouched
down atf her feet. Soon 'after she bad as
sumed e peaceful attitude the train hind en
tered the coach, and noticing the dog, start
ed toalive it out. The old lady objected,
bat the train hand would not yield, although
he saw , the dog's mistress in teexs:"Vor
tunately a cominerkal tourist, who had been
a silent withess_ta the entire conversation , ,
stepped . u p ; and asked the train hand to bit
the dog remain until he could return. The
train hand complied, and the tourist left the
mach in A harry.7-an about fifteen min
utes he returned, &airings cheap valise in
his hand which ti`ti opened Attar cutting a;
large hole in the side; he placed the dog in'
the valise, and, pulling his head through the
hole, closed the valise. ' With a smile he de.:
posited the valise on the seat by the old
Ilady,, and ;quiet* watched until the train
bandcame baCk to ' "put the 'dog
~oat---Atk
atta (Ga.) Conatitution.
The male dressmaker 'has the advantage'
usually of having received ek tailor appren.
ticeship, and is therefore =prate ; also, he
never acluuMedg t es that there is anything
he does not know ; he plunges
,in boldly
where the more tiqd footsteps of women
would fear to trituValthough he may.be no
better acquainted with the road than she is;
but the man trusts much to the ignorance of
his customers being equal 'to his own, while
-the woman would lack the courage to
e take
the risk—perhape feel too conscientious to
de it. The dress question, like every other
In these days, has assumed new and compli. -
cated forms, and require, more thoroughly
trained and educated intelligence to deal
with it. Oar college.bredi young women
rush into writing or • teaching, or drift into
dependence and poverty—they will not low.
er themselves, as ti, y think, by doing house
work .or dressmaking. , We are therefore
obliged to send 'abroad or resort to men, and
e curious result is that our ,Working pope-,
Nation, those who need work and must live;l
`by it, do not know how to work, while the
who haves: been taught at all have be 6
taught to despise it as a means of subsist.
ince.—correaporidenee Hartf.drd Times.
IMI
It
IMII
The affection between stage lovers 19
of tan so well acted that no one =specie ° the
*eling which exists, between. them. A
irritut 'in the New Orleans likliz:oerat says he
knew two actors of the Apposite sex who
positively ,disliked each other; but were
forced by their parts into the post devotion
al tenderness Af conduct. One night as he`
was playing at love she was to rush into his.
arms ; being 10, - true artist, she did her work
with energy, bud between speeches he mut
tered, "Yon need not swallow me." She
replied, 4 - 1 Tow are too bitter a dose." While
Nolding her in fond embrace, wrapped
. delicious transport, lie growled in a whispers
" Don't lean soliard against a man." With
her head in tender repose upon lds breast
tie retorted, You are paid for holdin g me,.
and I intend you shall earn your salary."
They never made up and never married.
She married another actor, and clings still to
the dislike for the man with whom she
Plays. -'
EMI
• Psorssmuo cAN Navin' BE CtratzED:.L-,
The PaeblO Indians sell pottery which they
claim to be 300 years old, yethelf the, time
it is red hot from the kiln: -People who
don't know enough to cool their newly-made
wires before trying to dispose, of them as
antiquities can never be eivilized.frhila
del, a News. ' - ,- -
1111
, !.ROUGH ON IRA.TS.',
A DOO W A VALISE*
MALE DRESSMAKERS.
PAID FOR hOLDING' HER.
Tiz Poen Du:UAL—The natural boulder
of the Yellowstone Park are being defaeei
and destroyed by visitors, and the ''Detroit
Free Press thinks this -comes of, driving
away the Indians who were in the' habit - of
scalping tourist& , _
AT Tim Famrr.—The animal kingdom Is
certainly, coming to, the front. In Georgia a
calf was carefully carried two miles by the
oow.catcher of a loComotive. The ,Gem%
dens don't believe in being cruel to-animalisi!
r l
LYDIA L PiriKHAPPB
Tpt • _ . :LE 00.,r
Is &Paddy. Cure rf
Pap doss Pedal Oolaplatstsaal Iltsalcasissa
1111110111.10 Se sat best tomb powdodoss
A Kends& Ibr Wows — . lareated by s Wean.
Itepersil. by s WINSIIII•
Ifs dlesolud *OW Mawr Rao Us am at wow*
,
tint, revives tbi &mho Writs. Wigwam sad
borssaldala Os arm& taaesioat4isso•lMlkitY sad
-*egoista tbs step; amdoteo ths aidanpostrs - lath*
ats. oprtyloals ea ample elm* ot mama the tee&
mom ot UM opting sad estly asaimetilais.
garligagan MS It sad Prescribe II
It nano MON* deadest": &awls anewkiie
to Womb* est Wham yoslasso et Ilia otcaosili.
teollai °Hamlin days. °sago ad% aslitbd
tadomial.• alrits palasaNdtt eared - bibs ass.
Mr ea isse at Ititssy Clatellstablar Bs'
Clawaseat is vasamisata. .
procri e
PDIWIII 4 MAIM
snortof mums tas
tranaltVe=l:6o. ..6V
Both tbs Oompouad sad Mood Pallet sos angszoid
sal:3mM Wistera Ammo loss, Was Prim ot
I fable, St, 811 Wales told. Selby mill fawe
:Ova% at Of losaart. lamitts atPrlam. Fab=
tonaloir. Xffs.Pintaaia hoar Ingwelsig
KNOT Eadoss tribalioapp Ileadttwasaitede4h
titan mho
tbs. •
sadliotZrlii •
IPSO' br al Ilk usib !Bess .
*f 't3v
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mamas wan ENERGY UPON THE
KID
PEYB.,MN% DOWELVAND PORIN
OF THE BW, '
NIZITRALIZING. ADAMBING.AND NUNIWNCI
SCROFULOUS, CANCEROUS. AND
CANKER •
HUMORS.`::.'
The muse of most human Ills,' and eating when
physicians.hospitals, and all otheausethods and
remelka aScrofula or es; Tants E Glandular
Swellinp, Utoers,'Old Sda Leg,
Affections, Erysipelas. Tumors, Abscesses. Car
buncles, Bons, Blood Poisons, BrLeht's Disease,
Wasting of the Kidneys and Liver, Itheumattsm.
Cosuitlystion. Piles, Dyspepsia. and all Itching
and Maly ,
- -
Of the Skin and Scalp.--sueb, as Salt Usual ,
Psorfasis,_Tetter,Bingwonn. Barber's ltch,Scald
Hoff. itching Piles • and other Disfiguring and
Torturing Humors , from a pimple to a scuff
ulitio ulcer, when usistedbfiCumemuatid Cox
tevia Soar, the great Skin Cdres. ')*
•
-01JTIOURA.
A sweet. unchangeable Medicinal Jelleyi., clears
off all external evidence of Blood Humors, eats
away Dead Skin and flesh, instantly allays Itch.
ing and Irritations ; Battens. Soothe. and Beals,
Worth its weight in gold Sor all Itching Ns-
OUTICMIA SOAP
, _
An EV:Silet. Beth, and Nursery Sens
live, ut 'with delicious flower odors and
healing Contains in ill modified form
all tha virtues of Cuncems. the great Skin Cure.
and is indispensible in the treatment of Skin and
Scalp Diseases, and for restoring, preserving.
Ind beautifying the complexion and skin. The
only. Medicinal Baby Soap.
Canasta Bimsnris are the only real cura
tives for diseases of the Skin, Scalp and Blood.
Price: Cusioupia EISOLIMIT, $l,OO per bottle;
Cimicona. 600 , per bos; large hoses, $L00; Crn-
CMS MILDICIIIIAL Tofu? Soar, 250.; Canova&
BIZDICUUS Suomi SOAP, 150- Sold everywhere.
Depot, WEEKS ik POTTER. Bolton, Mau.
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Sanford s Radical Cure_
THE GREAT AMEICATHALSAMIO DISTI
T/ON OF WITCH HAZEL. AMERICAN •
PINE CANADIAN FIR. MARIGOLD.
CLOVER BLOSSOM. ETC
, ~
For the Immediate Relief . and . Permanent cure
of every form of Calarrh, from a simple Heed
complete
Cold or Influennsio the 'Loss of Smell . Taste.
and hearing. Cong . Bronchitio, and Incipient
Consumption. In reed by Physicians. Chem
ists, . and Medi Journals throughout the
world. as the on complete external and inter-.
nal treatment.
One bottle , Radical Cnre, one .boi Catarrhal
Solvent and Sanford's Inhaler, all in and pack
age; of all druggists for $l. Ask for Sanford's
Radical Cure. WEEKS k POTTER, Boston.
tOt. 1 8 , ELECTRICITT
Gentle kit Effective, uniW
witli-llesling Siam, Ten
der- COUINEL: VOLTAIC
EI.ECTSIO P ES one
hundre4 times superior- to
all °the; piasters for every
" • Pain. Wpakness andlinflam
:Wl ....eCILS stion. u Price, 25 cents.
. •Ws.sWl us- Sold everywhere.
TIENDALL'IrSPAITIN CURE
Is sure in its effects, mild in its action as it does
not Witter, yet is penetrating, and powerful to
reach every deep tested paint* to remove any
bony growth or other enisiOnenta, such as
sparing, splints, curbs, callous, elgulns, swell.
ings and any lameness and all. enlargements of
the Joints or limbs, or for rheumatism Inman
audios any purpose for which a liniment is used
for man ,or beast. It is now known to be the
best liniment for man ever used, acting mild and
yet certain In its effects.
Send address for Illustrated Circular which
we think gives positive proof of its virtues.-
remedy Las ever met with such unquali ft ed
ems to our knowledge, for beast as well a man.
Price Al per bottle. or six bottles for. $5. All
Druggists ha addr e ss get it for you, or it will
be sent to anon ripeipt of price by the
proprietors, Da. B. J. Ism:4m & Co., Enos.
burgh Falls, Vt. t
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Sala by a ll Druggists.
MO
HOWARD A. 3410 W,
Solicitor of
ASEERICA . N. AND FOltElekN
PATENTS.
CHF STREET N. W.. WASHINGTON, D. C.,
(Successor to Gilmore, Butith & Co., au.
Chipmsni' Homer & Co.) •
Patents procured upon the same plan which
was originated and successfully practiced by the
above-named firm.; .
Pamphlet of sixty pages sent upon receipt o
stamp. . AnovBl
MRS. STEDGE,
Mant4fadurer of and Dialer in
HUMAN HAIR
GOODS,
UCH AS wica,BANDEAUX, the popular
Chatelaine Braid, •
EVERYTHING BELONGENG To rat HAM TRADE
WrBP•eW Attention given to COMBINGS
Roots all turned one way.
IMMURES from $1 upwards. Also Agent for
Hunter's Invisible Face Pouder,
Madam Clark's Corsets, and
Shoulder Brace Elastics.
,q-Particular attention paid to oressing ladles
..airst their homei or at my place of business,
mt r Etans k 11110retb's store.
ovlB-6r Vac 'P. V. STEDOII..
THE RUSH FOR
JAC • BS
-:AT TEIS:-.
COW 'Reliable Cloth
ing store,
Is to examine his immense
'
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IFALL AND WINTER
V:):10Rti0A)1
4eady 7 Made Clothing.
_ •
He isimepared to offer bargabk that will
induce customers to buy. Ocupmg the
large Sod commodious store, N0.,123 Hain•
street, formerly H. E. Solomon & Son, he
presents a full and complete stock in all
lines of :Clothing.
BENS', BOYS', YOU
AND CHILDREN'S SUITS
,Of every grade and quality. "
GE I,TBIPURNISHING GOODS,
TRAVELING BAGS,
UMBRELLAS, CANES, &C.
OVERCOATS
Of evert4ti
ialty
RUBBER GOODS a specialty.
.All are invited to call and secure -bargalni.
- JACOBS.
Towanda, Pa., Oct. 8,1882.
Stevens & Long
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moinnoris,
COUNTRY PROIWCE,
COB, MAIN AND PINE - STS•
(The old ptatid of los. eieveas k Illercar4
: . .
They invite attention to their complete
asaortment and very large *OC o'
SPECIAI ATTENTION GIVEN
And Cash Paid for DadrablnAlktda
Y. Z. LOO.
ni 1865.1 i
T. ItUIR & CO.'S
_ L,
GROCERIES "'-1-1
The slue to Mn Lona b . oughts clump Is at
Ocrses kat" and ?stall's Bless .
Taw stepeettally eaeassee to the pablhs that
_a they ban a haws stocarot_
nso, =AL.' ORM. ighlX.'
PORK. and PRO peaerally.
•
We bays also added our stook a varlet/ oit,
WOOD= Walt& ea as sterna visa; 111
ADM sro. ,
Just received s bras stock of Bagers.; Tess.
Coffees. Spices, ItotrUmWB FORIS SOAP.
best In the market. I end other metes of ioap
Syrup and Ifolsieek-kfwhteh they offer at los
prices torpid'. . oet he 11
Wagons &Carriages
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rrATO : 1 01: (11l )0
To their new More,
=MI
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Ohoice New Goods; which they
`a have alwayv on taunt
To the
PRODUCE TRADE
GZO. 1112411201.
STOP AT
.6 -km
PROVISIONS:
TOWANDA. PA.
! ,
Cheaper Mal inor at the )
OLD ZIST4BiZSZEMBNT
JAMES BRYANT,
would
call the atten
tion of FARMERS and
ahem. to hie lame end complete
;assortment of •
Open Sr. Top 131.1ggien
PLATFORM WAGONS
all of his
town MANUFAMTE and war
ranted in every par-
down
Vs Floulbla Elp •laud in
4isioss. Th e erjr 1111 Plsuo
set and best la us.
NOW , IS TOUR TThLF TO BUT
.Look at Uoso fignsos .
Two nodal °mom Arms hl5O to hits
Photons. one instal - - • 125 to 150
T O l l 8 0 11000 .. • ~ ISS to 150
_OM 2111 Coll
onoosiss _ was 00 to 'lOO
90 to 11,0
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Itstsonbor that ths aboso In OH Mr vsneat.
ed. Itstelssa os aoyy 20 1 11 112b0t siodol to at 21 pa 0014
below Isst yam p itt
low -
01kesM riacter. ear. Ws sat 11100.0 INN
'ma. altrAlir* ,
WOW
JOB :PRINTING OF ALL RINDS
u . theis at Oen *Mks" mul Phlsi
las Rmaigaukellat-
THE maim SUCCERSIITI. ' :• 4 ever
, ft is airtain in its amts too 0 ,..
roT i rDster. Also - *scant Iv Nuns* i. 71
388 D MOB BELOW. - • -,
PROM COL. L. T. POEM
Youngstown. Ohio , WY 10th, Ireo.
Ds. D. J. Em ma= k Co: —3 bad a very wh s .
Bambistonian cols which I Prized eery ma. •
it. he bed s large bone *min on one joist sat -
a small one on the other which made him Tin
lame; I had him under the charge of two veteg,
nary surgeons which failed to cure him. t aw
.one day reading the advertisement of Headaws
'
.gpayin Cure in the Chicago Express. I detenow.
ad is onus to try it, and got our druggist s t en
to send ter it, they ordered three bottles; I t oot
them all and thought I would: give it a Wring%
trial, I used it according to directibna and to
fourth day the colt ceased to be lame, and the
lumps have disappeared. I lased but one honk
and the colts limbs are u tree from lump a a t
as Smooth as any horse in the state. no l a t ,
tirely cured. The ours Arse so remarkable that
let two o f my neighbors have the remetai at
two bottles. who are now using it.
• Very gespectfully, a
- Mara'
kendalfs Bpavin Cure
ON HUMAN FLESH:
Patten'. mug. Wash'ton co.. N.Y., Peb.2l,.a.
. Da'. B. J. Isurna••. Dear Sir:—The pgru ctu
ease on 'which I used your Kendall'e grata cure
was • malignant ankle sprain of sixteeu mouths
standing, I had triad many tbinp, but in Va.
Your Spaeth. Curs pue;the foot to the pang
again, and for tbe 11sat limo slam bort, In a
natural position. Yor i family liniment it er.
eels anything ever used.
. Yours truly,
IiKV. Y. P. BELL, .-
Pastor of Y. E. Coosa!, Patters 11111 s, li.t:
7 •
Pries $l. par bottlo. or six bottles for $5. s i ii ,
Driggists have it or can get it fer ion, or it.;;
be sent to any address on receipt of plea .
propburgh Inns. Vrietors. D t. Bold K.
at P.NDALL k CO., L ..
. .
Dr. H. C. Porteei Ding filer._
KLINE'S MARKET.
A.R3E1,04 13 LO CK
Main_ Street, First Ward.
JOHN W. KLINE,
HIVING REMOVED HIS
MEAT &VEGETABLE
Id A.RIEET
o a more convenient locatior:and establiited
himself in the Carroll Block. opposite &tiro
Hotel. is prepared to supply his pettcous with
. ,
THE CHOICEST OF MEATS.
_ FISH, OYSTERS IN THEIR SEUGN,
FIiESH VEGETABLES. .
DONEITIV nun, lc.,
Sirßol.ooNA HAVEIAGE;s specialty. All on
d., promptly delivered.
You need not Die to Win
EC THE
MUTUAL ENDOWMENT
ACCIDENT ASSOCIATION
Of Pleb, N. T.
•
Yon receive one-half of Your lin/or/nee.
cording toi the American Life Table, when '
thirds of , yonr life expectancy Is finish&
illustration. a man or .woman joining the
dation at 3d Years of age taking a certifies,
12.50 e, receive/11.275 when ►little over 56
of age, exactly: the period in life ,witen
financial help is generally more needed
any other Moe.
BLADES & ROGEB&
Minaret Agents tot
June9tf
Tietv.
ToWanda•kl,Sto
MAIN , STREET,
NEXT DOOR TO FELON
la,Treparod to, offer a complete assort
went, of
DRY. AND FANCY 00008,
Crockery', Glassw
WHITE and DECORATED dIIIIL
Latest designs and patterns or
MAJOLICA WARE,
BIRD CAGES,
SATcHELS,,
For the coming Spring Tradt
adhetv as heretofore to our estai
principle—that a quick sale
profit is better than a slow one ,
large yrofit—and therefore our pl
in any- line of goods will cor
favorable with the prics of an
house.
SirWe endeavor to sell the
article .:for the least possible MOllf
tf 10EWUS & FREI
myr..
SPECIAL ANN
JAMES McCABE
gASRFKOVED 3118 GROCERY i3V,933110
:soirra-zairr CORN= OP Sils.
,AND BRIDGE MEET& Win g
HE HAS ESTABLISHED k.
Head Quart
eueum,
&c.
CASH PAID for Desirable
dnce: Fine BUTTER and
specialty.
wallies
ID/
BESlbuidn4beli:owty tstettr
C
needed. We irttl start yon. AM a dal
muds made at home by tbe..induetzW l
women, boys and girls vailad 6W .
work for us. Now is the time.. Tor
spare time only or give your whole
leuelneell. Von can Me at 2'oE3Bllnd
- No other business will sy In
01411
No one can hill to make enormor
Vklt once. Costly. Outfit an(
: lI =11:1* Stet. easily and
i h 03 ;
Pee
march'?
AND
G LY THE LTh o►
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