HURTING IN CHESAPEAKE BAT.
A largo proportion' of the populathm of
Havre de Gtaite which is only a few miles
above the flats, i nitdce a business of fishing in
summer tur ir gting in winter. The legis
lature of d. has fixed the time for the
shooting to begin On the Ist of Noveniber,
each boat being required to take out alicense,
and gun only three dilys in the week. This
is done to prevent the ducks from being
driven from their feeding ground. It is only
on the fiats that sink boats are allowed to be
used. These boats are very simple construe
. lion, bilinnothing more than boxes long
enough for ti man to lie down in, andhaving
canvas wings on a frame attached by hinges
'a the boat, which by *tans , of pieces_ of,
iron, are sunk to a level with the water.
Decoys are then put out, And, drawn by
them, flocks of ducks come so near the gun
ner that be has no difficulty in killing them
with a gun of small calibre. As many as
- five thousand have been slaughtered on the
first day of the season and carried to Havre
" fe Grace, to be shipped by rail to different
cities. Duck shooting in this way is not re
garded as mere sport, but as 'a' means of
gaining a livelihood, it being anything else
but a pleasure to lie for - several , hours in a
coffin-shaped float, with a cold northwester
blowing and with a driving snow storm
blinding and wetting the hardy gunner.
River points on which comfortable blinds
have been built are the favorite resorts of
the sportsman. Nearly all the best points
are rented by clubs who build a cabin on
the shorennd repair to it as they may have
the opportunity. An evening spent in one
of these cabins or cottages is an occasion of
tare enjoyment. Around a warm stove or
open fire three or four congenial spirits
gather. The prospect of a favorable wind
and good shooting in the morning is his
cussed. Each one has a &Wiry to teat, or
some wonderful achievements to relate con
cerning gunning in ye olden • time when
game was more abundant and professional
gunners scarper. Towards bed time some
one suggests a pot punch and none say nay,
but excessive drinking is not indulged in,
for to be's good marksman one must have a
" level head and a steady hand." The dawn
lug day finds breakfast over and the sports
men in the blind waiting the first flight of
ducks. , Very often it is a day of waiting,
for adverse winds dO not incline the game to
fly, or they do not notice the decoys; but
anticipation is pleasant, 11114 bracing air and
'exercise is an; xcellent appOtizer for an early
dinner.
_coIfsVMPTION.
It is said that 50,000 people die annually
in the United States alone from this disease.
In some sections of ofd the country one death
in every three is from Consumption.l This
tan be, and should be avoided; our people
are too careless about an ordinary cough or
Cold, and other symptoms of throat and
lung affections that lead to this disease.
You should arrest it while it is in the germ.
Two or three doses of Dr. Boamko's ~ough
blid Lung Syrup will relieve an ordinau
hough or cold. It does not dry up a cough
like many preparations on the , market and
leave the disease behind it, but acts directly
on the throat and: bronchial tubes, remov
ing all the phlegm and morbid matter that
accumulates in the throat and lungs. It
allayi all irritation, and renders the voice
clear and distinct. Sold by C. B. Porter's
Word House Drug Store. july27l
BRIDES AT MT. VERNON.
Place Wbeee Neal,. Married People aro
Snie , to Go.
There- have been in the city, at a'q nick
estimate, more than fifty bridal couples dur
ing; the week, and in one hotel yesterday
there were_ sheltered eighteen brides and
husband& But they scatter while here, and
ono meets them even on top of Washington
Monument. Bat the trip to Mount Vernon
concentrates them, brings them together as
it were; for, by the mysterious inspiration
Of a newly wedded life, it has come to be
felt theta trip to Washington is special hap
piness, and a. visit at Mount Vernon is a
specially good omen. Yesterday Captain
131ake took thirteen couples down the river
to the historio spot. `,
Perhaps the prettiest sight of the day was
that witnessed at the
,tomb. The eager,
1
pushing throng had gone np the hill ahead,
and at the tomb were entertained by a very
red-nosed man, who had
seemed
say about
the sarcophagi, and who aeemed to be a self
. appointedguide. 11\ihad` - led the throng
away when the younk Married people reach.
ed the tomb. They "formed a phalanx in
front of it, and the accuracy with which they
ranged themselves .vvisball the more strik
ing, because it was unpremeditated. There
they were, man and woman alternating.
standing before the tank of the. father of
his country like thirteen couples before the
altar.
The dresses of the brides were .of variote
shades, russet brown predominating, and all
wore jaunty hats.-i A little, slender bride oa.
the extreme right actually laughed, but so
merrily and innocently that 'the sound did
hot teem any more irreverent than the song
43fthe bird in the oak over her head. A
giant bridegroom seemed constrained and
looked diffidently at tho woman at right,
' who was the other man's bride ; and the
boyish lookinggroom at the extreme left, in
the pepper-and-salt business suit, seemed to
be saying sentimental things to the girl in
drab onhis arm. Now, the strangei feature
*of all this was the utter unconsciousness
each couple seemed to have of the others
presence; but it was to bo noted that when
at last the giant and his poach-checked bride
'broke the line and started leisu,iely toward
the house the others were not clew to fol
low.—Waxhingioi Capita.
Piles are frequently preceded by a sense
of weight in the back; loins and lower part
, of the abdomen, causing the patient to sup
- pose he has some affection of the kidneys
or neighboring organs. At times, symp
toms of indigestion are present, as flatuency,
uneasiness of the stomach, etc. A moisture,
like perspiration, producing a very , '
getting warm invdisa
greeable itching ; part' c ularly at night after
very common at
tendant. Interne, is
and Itching
Piles yield at once to the application of Dr.
Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which acts directly
upon the parts affected, absorbing the Tu
mors, allaying the intense itching, and ef
fecting a permanent; cure urliere all other
. • remedies have failed. Do not delay until
I • the drain on the system produces perma
nent disability, but try it and be cured.
Price, 50 cents. AA your druggist for it,
and when you, can not obtain it of him, we
will send it, prepaid, on receipt of price.
Address The Dr. , Bostmko Medicine Co.;
Piqua, Ohio. Sold by C. B. Porter, Ward
House Drug Store. . july27ly;
" SPORT g" IN SCOTLAti
"Sport" is at its height in Scotland now,
where all the 'wealthy men-of Great Britain
have big deer parks. The-way they go after
stags in this country would drive some of
our genuine hulters in America frantic with
disgust - Deer are brought up here for the
V being slaughtered: They are fat.
- 4 like prize cattle. They
human Janis divine—
.and they don't begin to
until they have been
"Stalking" in Eng
consists of l walkirig up rinti.
range. of your game,
If you don't hit
ie more. That is to
or fifty, yards nearer.
ongh so there is den !
hair off your stag with
‘.
he sometimes Shows
kind of hunting is a
)ut into a barnyard and
tt has .one advantage.
- yot yc . game by shooting,-yon
can take a club and knock his darned head
oh. 'Thus you can be a hunter in England
or Scotland, no matter how little experience
you may hal/ previously enjoyed. The
, idea of being able to stalk six real min
.one day—stags at that—is one of till) most
oamio notions I have struck in a good while.
-47orrag•oncleace Chicago Ileum '
Y/1:118ATILE TAUNT.—"Do you want to
hire, an editor?" inquired a dapple.f4ed
man with a proMinent nose, who bad just
kicked a strong oak batten off from the
door and walked in on us with the gall .of
map peddler. "No, not to-day. We are
quite sober, thank yon," - ins the gracious
reply. " Don't ? Well, can' I'almel in that
pile of coal down on the sidewalk, and why
tle ycr give ?" .
Quick, complete cure, all aueolltig
Bladder sod Urinaq Blame. $l. Drug.
_
Tax ORIGINAL JOUR 111 Dzark.--A man' is
going about the-streets of Lammie claiming
to be JOhn the Baptist. Ho hail light hair
and chin whiskers,. is stout built and looks
like a farmer. We desire to warn thoseof
our readers who map be inclined to trust
him that he is hot what he -purports to be.
We have taken great , pains to look the, mat
ter up and find as a result of our research
that John the Baptist is dead.—Bal Nye.'
"Wells' Health Renewer" restores health
and vigoi, enres'Dysytept.i* ••=*—stenee.
Bestial Debility. .
•
:Lt= ton Boxanonir ELSE.- " Please tell
me what time it is ?" asked a little boy of an
apothecary, who was much troubled by Each
inquiries., " Why, I told you *the time but
a moment ago," snapped the apothecary.
"Yes, sir," said 'the boy, but this is for
another woman."--/Vocharter Post-Ezpress.
VZI2fM
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SKINEY MEN.
Beware
F raud
BENSON'S
CAPCINE
PLASTERS
HAVE EtEgN . IMITATED,
And their excellent reputation in
jured by worthless imitations. The
Publie aro cautionedegainst buy
ing Plasters having similar sound
ing names. Soo that the word
C-A-P-C-I-N-E is correctly spelled.
Benson's Capcine
Porous Plasters
Are-the only improvement ever
inecle in Pleeters4
One is worth more than &Oxen
ell" any otherkind.
I Will positivelyilcure-where other
remedies will not even relieve.'..
Price 25 cents.
Beware or cheap Piasters made
with lead poisons. .
SEABURY £ JOHNSON;
Manufacturing Chemists. New Yedr..l.
SURE REMEDY AT LAST. Prig:end&
P MEAD'S Mediated CORN and BUNION PLANTE&
QUEEN fk CO.
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PATENTS.
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Frank A. Fonts, Attorney-at-Law, Lock Box, 356
Washington, D.C. '
Sir Ten years' . experience. - .
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I mai° so camas for my services unless s
patent be granted. Preliminary examination in
the Patent Mice as to the patentability of an in
vention 7111 X. Bend sketch Tor model of the de
vice ands report will be made as to the proba
bility of obtaining a patent.
Special' attention given to rejected applica
tions in the hands of others. -
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E. S. Senators : Hon. Geo. P. Edmonds, of
Vermont ; lion. David_ Davis , and lien. Joh A.
Logan. of Illinois ; lion. Benj. IL Hill,.of Gear-
OA; ,Hott. L. Q. C. Lamar. of Miss; lion. BM.
Cullom, Gov. of /11inois ; the Hon. Commissioner
of Patents and Corps of Examiners and the pro.
prietor of this paper.
Write for circular and initructione.
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MAKE mir WEEK.
We have stores in 15 leading Cities,
from stitch our utte i
obtain lk9jt lua e ei s quidqi
Our Factories a nd. Priem's=
Itrie,.ra. Scud for our New calalowie
terms to 'acute Address
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HORSE c a ni s ren e rs ta;. fo lli r Leal
view =mos of "A Treatise en the Horse and
his Diseases." It gives the best treatment for
all diseases, has 60 - Aso entcravings shoring
BO OK E,Trb 1 .41.7 - thi.e 4 blan'tee
taught in any other way, a table showing doses
of all the principal medicines used for the horse
as well their effects and antidotes when a
25 c i s
, pois cr on, a large colreitlecrtoesn
foe
telling the age of _a horse, with an engraving
showing teeth of each year and a large amount
of other valuable horse information. Hundreds
of horsemen have pronounced .it worth more
than books costing $6 and $lO. The fact that
260,600 sold in about one year before it was re.
'wised shows hos; popular the book is. The re.
*hied edition is mum moss irreareriwo. 1411:8D
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A PATBNT INBDICINB"PARABIBB.
If the negroes. of the South could read
ham would be such * demand for patent
medicines, porous plasters, pills and stomach
bitters as woild force every manufactures to
double his help sad capacity' The negro is
always ailing. No natter how healthy he
looks orhow strong he aoems,• he believes
himself afflicted. If he could read alnumacit
and circulars he would think so twice as
strongly: •
Dalton,
•
At Dalton, Ga.,4 saw a big fellow pick
up a barrel of flour as canny as I could have
lifted a twenty-fire potuid sack,. and when I
complimented him on his strength he rep&
ed:- ,
"Yea, boss, - I seems pcnrerful strong, but
ypu doan' 'mow what a hard time I has of
Ire' go fiber complaint, dyspepsia and
consumpskun, an' I reckon I won't nebet
see allow IIY Agin."
I asked him what remedies be bad 'been
using, and he replied that he had been tak
ing the dust of burnt leather and udzhsg it
with cold tea. Nothing whatever ailed him,
bit if he could have got hold of tea dollars
he would have used eight of it in buying
medicines.
I was in a livery stable at Marietta when
a man came in with a bottle of prepared Ist
maks Ginger. One of the colored men
ployed &mit the stable, who hadn't test a
lay for years and who looked as ragged as
mountain. looked at the bottle three or fonts
times and then asked : -
" What ye got dar,,Rnmel?"
"Something for apoplexy," was the re-
" Would ye mind giiin' me a sip of it,
kale my apoplexy has been takin' on in de
mons dreffol manner fur de las' week fb
"You can taco a pull if you wish to."
The cork 'was drawn and the negro lifted
up the bottle and tooktbree heavy isvallows
of the fiery :MX, ;The next thre4; minutes
were the langest aid hottest ones be over
saw. but as soon as he could speak he, re.
marked :
"Ah I but dat stuff scums to hit de . right
spot I I reckon it will cure up my apoplexy
all right, an' like 'miff I may light on sum.
else good far congestion of de lungs
an' water on de brain I"
The exactions of society. added to the
cares of maternity and the bouseholdi have
tested beyond endurance the frail elinstitn
tions which have been granted the majority
of women. To combat this tendency to
premature decline, no remedy in the world
possesses the nourishing and strengthening
properties of Malt Bitters. They enrich
fithe blood, perfect digestion, stimulate the
ver and kidneys, arrest ulcerative weak
ness, and purify andvitalize every function
of the female system.
• You can purchase here, writes . a Saxony
correspondent of the Chimp News, if you
wish; cigars ranging in price from nothing
in Americap,money to about 121 cents. I
say "nothing" with all that the word im
plies. • Gail smallest coin is one cent. Thera
are 4 and 23 and 4-5 100th pfennigs to the
cent. Cigars can be bought here for 2 and
A pfenigs.,, It is not until yon have invested
in two or three of them that they begin to
cost you anything in American money.
It is no exaggeration to say that env ; is '
more smoking done in Chemnitz, a; city [ •Of
106,4200 inhabitants, than in Chicago, with a
population of over half a million: ~ Every
body smokes here except women and chil
sdren. It is as mach of a habit and ' custom;
is beer drinking. Formerly, the -Germans,
as we all remember, were the greatestt, pipe
smokers in the world. 'The bipe is sinoken
`now only in the house. It is almost entire. )
ly discarded by the better classes; indeed, I
might say it is about entirely dikarded by -
lite poorer classes. Cigars, are, so cheap
that.all can afford them, and the ceahm , uence
i
is, as' l said before, everybody, indulges
In them. It is not an uncommOtathing here
to see a laborer digging in a seller excava
tion with a cigar in his montli. The hod
carriers, brick-masons, carpentf3rs, and pies.
Onus smoke : cigars while et, work The
hack-drivers smoke cigars. The messengers
resole cigars. The merchant:, mannfactur
srs, and capitalists smoke cigars. A cloud
of cigar.innoke arises every day from the
city of Chemniti which' would in itself be
almost sudicient_to hide the sun, if the other
clouds ever gave it a chance. 1 •
Thm, who can afford to 'do :so smoke
nearlY all the time. I have met awe habit.
nal inveterate Smokers inl: than
evetbefore in my life. I m smokes who
are never contented unless r ey have the
end of a cigar between their eth— smokers
run
like General Grant, for instanee, who throw
1 away the stamp of one cig,r o only to in
'sdactively light another. LI
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By vatting at C." - . Porter' Ward 'House
drugstore,you get 'a ka p le bottle' of
Dr. Bosan k o's C gh and ( Lung SYrip
which will relieve e most obstinate Cough
or, Cold, and show kyou what the . regular 50
cent size will do. ' When ' ' übled ' with
Asthma, Bronchitis, - Pry, king Cough,
Pains in the Chest; arid all ' glum of the
Throat and Lungs, try' a sa pie bottle 'of
this medicine. .: inly27ly.
WOLVES IX Iris'.—A correspondence
writes to the Indian Pioneer ,ej. " Tho wolves
are carrying off children eta terrible rate.
A poor little child Was taken away and eaten
:May the lower part of ono leg being found)
from the lines of the Twenty-seventh run.
jaub infantry a short time ago. Another
child was carried off • and eaten (only the
head being found) from the door of the
house' of a poor, old, half-blind coolie: Last
night an ayah's child was carried off from
inside a walled enclosure in an officer's corn.
pound, the Wolf jumping over two , children
and taking a l third lying close to rte mother,
who, poor cre#trtre, ran shrieking after it.
The children are apparently always seized
by the throat, so their cries are not beard.'
Don't condemn a-good thing because yon
hove been deceived by worthless nostrums:
Paiker's Ginger Tonic has cured many in
this section of nervous disorders, and we
recommend it heartily to Such sufferers.—
Delicate Pease/ea.
THE SMOKER'S PARADISE.'
Heartily Recommended.
LADIES' TONIC.
A Positive Cw ' for all Female
Complaints.
Lakes' Toe* Is peed by 'Prosser% Medical Is.
setae of MAO* It. Y. and has been wed successfully
L 1 ladies for yearn. It is a owe ere for all Female
Complaints. Sias aad Nato* treerhatte.. Paryeesta. and
all weaknesses causal b theteltrecamasses which are
so common to This ts so 'ain't Illarriae.
but is wowed. after yeses of experience. and man
usended.knoeing Matt vele*** life* anybsukno
down. wonsout or over.oveked 'manlier or Ore sea.
If you have tried other remedies without success. do
AWN" distomaged. but give " LADIES' TONIC" f
'Owls trial. It anorjrattr to 'tee easialandorrona.
eel* rare,
If you are troottloduitti.osy iretkoiets of complaint
common to our Is gads the doctor% prescrigerre
bur Mal. and Ise" Tosic." which ze u lm ta tee
will poetises , aloe youk. AWN* la
Women% toodwirloselltaaAssocistiosot Weer
and Mankare of years' entrance. who give advice sad
answer late* bass ledles,,fret.
gyoo will
, tit hf loms for any_case of Female Weakness
' Tonic" st.o mot crue. This
Is a iturseAk offer. ei% 4l 4e:ladies sam know
frogs ealkerikegyr *bat •• .
• TONIC!' as do.
ser3 'tamp foe tirades.
scld b &mut.. Noe, sLoo.
Dr C
JO - • 0
Ilan -Blood `ftrup
all diseases of the Stoinsoh,- B 0 Kidneys Skin
and Blood; Millions testify to its efficacy in healhg the above
nailed dineases and 'pronounce it to be' the - -
- Best:Re'rliedy linowilo , , Man. •
• ,serAGENTS WANTED.IOI
Laboratory 77 West ad St:, Nevi York. City. Druggists sell it.
Sum% Vassar. Bedford Co.„.
Do. CLARA Joassor : A short Mal ot your Indian" MONS Wrap bar Pas nfittnit *Mg itm
Shouutstiom. It is tbo but Esodfoloo I twos sed.
.JOHN ' PNNICL..
OV norrs ENDOI4 SEMEXT.
Execidim Mouton;
Harrisburg, Pa.; June 7, 1882.
John H. Phelps, Scranton Pa:—
My Dear Sir:--Prom ptly upon th • receipt of your
Elixir ten days since, 'entered upon its use according
to your directions, stopping my lodid Polass., Mos: ,
Ammon, and Wine of Colchium. At that time / was
completely disabled unth gout inloth feet and rheuma
. tism,m both kneesi and helpless. Now I comfortably
hobble about the house, and expect to be out in , a week.
'yourmay be , a coincidence, my ammidma i nt and the use of
'your medicine. "hope for rio ooFcestcoll try it again,
but if need be I diall try . again in afresh attack, with
' great confidence. Very truly *Qs.
s. •r • HENRY Of. HOYT.
ti
Bheumidie ,E7ixir Cures iheuwatifawin all its forms.
1.-
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1 A , ! , ,
razz iA. - F . 1 'IC Yr
THAT TUE WHOLEBALK PEW 081
I
i r l KEROSENE ) IL ,
as advanOed. We still reta il at at the OLD;
PRICE. Bring in your car at once.
0. TO DEALERS—We •Offer kerosene
a 1 d headlight oil at lowest wholesale prices.
AT THE OLD RFUABLE CASH DRUG STORE. .
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Ir., H. C. Porter & - Son
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" Corner Main and Pine Streets, Towanda. Pa. 1
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~- TO BE FOUND . IN TOWANDA. '
hey are .madeoffirs't=elass material and I
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gu rantee a perfeet . fit every :time. . ' i
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I keep constantly on hand a LARGE ASSORTMENT of •
GENTS FURNIgHING 'GOODS
' • BATS, CAPS, TRUNKS, TRAVELING BAGS &c. .
MEN'S DRESS AND - BUSINESS SUITS.
' Form a special feature in my business I take the lead in this department as
well as all others. I have no Plate Glass windows or polished counters, but I
I keep THE RIGHT GOODS and the public appreciatm their extra value. lam
safe in saying ,
MY STOCK CANNOT BE EQUALED IN-THE COUNTY.
- I have just received a large invoice of ' - 1
Fall and -W1 ter 'Clothing I
_ - and will be pleased tO show theie goods, - Call at' 1 ;
M. E. ROSENFIELD'S
•, and buy where you see the Crowd.
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TOO ISALUIM OF AN ACTOR'S UPS.
The life of an actor is by no means the
honersintsedi affair that the silly school
hoping romantic school girls thhik, is the
spinkatiiired by "Joe" Howaia in the Chi
ng* Nevi.' Ifide end female, they straggle
against the , tide. forced to appear at their
best, regardless of headache, stomaelische,
or heartatiln. What d , conical Position it
most be for an impecunious actor, fearfully
hard up, his salary anticipated, his future
even mortgaged, and he cut in the role of. a 1
Wilke; playing prince, counterfeiting
potentate. But no romance dreamed of in 1
'the wildest imagination out equal the sober
facts and the dull militia of the stage itself.
One of the brightest, merriestonnartart wo:
men I ever knew, whole line is that of the.
laughing Comedienne, was compelled, by
necessity and the carelessness of a manager
to provide all understudy. to appear in the,
role Of a frolicking. laughing, higlidaddy
widow theyery night on which her brother
died in her &ma, for the two nights follow.
nog, and the mgrse of the week ; lids with
his dead body reposini in the •coffin, she on
the stage creating screams of laughteir, Out
body at home surrounded by weeping
mourners: I don't know whether the young
people of today read Dickens or not, but if
they mint to- find a pretty picture of the
everyday life of the average actor, mac or
woman, let them (read that beautiful story
of the clown and his dying baby. That may
have been a tifey sketch, but it was based
on Dickens' I :4`nowledge of the realisma be.
hind the ideal. . AU is not gold that glitters
on the stage, and " . property fowls," as Mrs.
,Jarde marke t do not mike a very untie.
EMI
Waisted Leaf Hair Restorer.
It is entirely different from all others. It
is AS clear as water, and, as its name indi
dates, bra perfect Vegetable Hair Restorer.
It will immediately free the, head from all
dandruff, restore gray hair' to its natural
color, and produce a new growth where it
has ellen off. It does not in any manner
affect the health, which Sulpher, Sugar of
Lead and Nitrate of Silver preparations
have done. It will change light or faded
,hair in - a few days to a beautiful glossy
,brown. Ask your druggists for it.. Each
bottle is warranted. Sum, KIJNE & Corgi
Vholesale Agents, Philadelphia, and C.
thurvorror4 New York. J
June, 1, 1:•:2. ly.
NSW YORK_CHURCH EXPENSES.
New York's total church expenses foot tif
about $6,500,000 each year. The figures
belt& the pay of pastors, the building
fund, the cost of running ' the various
churches and the outlay for missions and all
benevolent purposes. The,Roman Catholics
lead the list. They have some seventy-five
churches,Wnd their:totsl annual outlay is es.
timated at $2,250,000; half of which goes in
charity. The Episcopalians come nest.
They have seventy-nine churches and chap.
eh; with 25,1)60 communicants. Their out.
lay is $4150,900—5600,000 for chnrch ex-
ponies and $530,000 for benevolent pus
popes. After the Episcopalians come the
Presbyterians; with sixty churches, having a
membership of 21,500 and an expense list of
$705,000, something over half of which is
for "church purposes." The Methodists
have lixty-flve .churches, but their member.
ship is only 13,300, and their total expenses
are set &Am at 0243,000-4200,000 being
for church purposes. The Baptists, with
thirty-ax churches and a meMbership. of
12,700, expend nearly $lOO,OOO more than
the Methodists, their entire outlay being
$328,000. The Dutch Reformed and the
Lutheran combined have forty.one churches,
with a membership of 16,000, and their ex
penses fait up $363,000. The Congregas
&mallets have only churches, ; With 2,440
members and a total expense list of $96,000.
Next come the Jews, and they make a very
good showing. - They have nineteen taber
nacles, with a declared membership of 3,006
(the regular attendance, though, is at least
four times that number) and an expense of
over 4330,000.—CorrespMdence Buffalo
Annoyance Prevented
Gray hairs are honorable but their prema
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A °MOUS POIINCIDENCE.—One of those
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trr superstition has ebited , considerable in.
turret in Georgia. Everyhody who visited
the Senator Hill at his home on Peach
Tree street in Augusta remarked th 6 cedar
which stook in the front yard. The tree
was planted Ity, ',the flentitor, and he took
great delight in tits rapid growth and its
beauty; During his sickness a blight fell
Upon it; in spite 1:4 the gardener's most as.
arduous care the disease spietul, and the last
sign of life disappeared with Senator 1611's
death. .It was recently dog up for re.
moval and found to be decayed from top to
roots.
b*ROUGH ON RATS." -_
1
Clears out rata mice. roaches. flies. 'ante,
bed-bugs. gun . chipmunks, gophers. 15c.
Druggists.
Nmtsr. as a Cossomt..—A new
baby recently arrived in tl e family of a
Louisville jouri;talist, and papa was exces•
'lively proud wirer the event. Turning to
the old black nurse, "Aunty," said he, strok.
ing the little 14e, " this boy seems to have
a journalisticbead." "Oh," cried the untu
tored 014 Armiy, , soothingly, " never f, you
mind 'bo l d dak; datll come all right in
time."---Louisvilie Courier-Journal. '.
Avvice.—There's a pleasant lit.
tie prevarication going the yotmdi regarding
Rev. Dr. Talmage who, being examined by
a'strange physician, was told he ought to
exercise his lunge. This recalls the story of
the Post Office employe who, when advised
by a doctor to take out-door exercise, ex.
claimed: " Great Scott I Why, Pm a let
ter carrier I"
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erste exolieesemee a do iteeerattre irittes
,et either az, IS to sweat to so temedytbat bey era
two betas the polika mad tar all Mara, of the
Zoom lib Wks gotated thornily to the World.
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wed et Itt sad spi Wain* Mae% Ws. Ism
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relay soma an Lens of tart*. Merida teat
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Wasting of the Kidneys and Liver. Rheumatism:
Conoillotion. Piles, Dyspepsia, and all itching
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paorlaaia Tetter,Bingworm, Barber's Iteh,Scald
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Torturing Humors, from a pimple to a acrof
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off all external evidence of Blood Hrimors, eats
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Worth its weight in gold for all ItChing
CIITIOURA SOAP
AU Exquisite Toilet, Ball 4 'end Nursery Seni
tive: Fragrant with delicious tower odors and
healing Wpm. Contains in la modified form
th: virtues of Cyrscruas. the great Skin Cure,
sad is indispensible in the treatment of Skin and
Scalp Diseases, and for restoring, , preserving,
and beautifying the complexion and akin. The
only Medicinal Baby Soap.
CUTICOSA Entrorzsi are the only real cura
tives for diseases of the Skin, Scalp and Blood.
Price : Cca2ctnis Ersormurr, $l.OO per bottle;
Commis, 50c„ per box; large boxes, $1.00: Caro-
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Ifisincissz, Susvneo Soap, 15c. Sold everywhere.
Depot. WEEKS & POTTER, Boston, Mass.
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THE GREAT AMEICAN BALSAMIC BISTILLA ,
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Cold or Influenza to the Loss of Smell, Taste
and hearing. Cough. Bronchitis, and Incipient
Consumption. Indorsed by, Physicians; Chen
lets, and Medical . Journals throughout the
world. as the only complete external and inter
nal treatment.
One bottle Radical Cure, one box Catarrhal
Solvent and Sanford's Inhaler, all in one pack
age, of all drugglits for $l. Ask for Sanford's
Radical Cnre. WEEKS & POTTER, Boston.
oat, INe , ELECTRICITY
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with Healing . Balsam. ran
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. , all other plasters for every
- • Pain. Weakness and Intim
pgii . 4 ... a 6 ation. • Price, 25 cents.
n., I SA' Sold everywhere.
or faded Nair
Parker's Mir Balsam is fineY perfumed and is
warranted to przventlfalling of BIC hair and to re.
move dandruff nod itching. iiitScoX & Co.. N.Y.
SO& rod et tint, at deslns fa ibvp sad stoitetats
GINGER TONIC
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If you are a mechanic or farmer, worn out with
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hold duties try PARKER'S GINGER TONIC. .
If you are a lawyer, minister or business man are
hanged by mental strain or anxious cares, donot take
Intoxicatingstimulants,butuseParker'sGingerTonic
If you have Consumption, Dyspepsia, Rheum*
ism, Kidney Conylaints,pr any disonkrof thelungs,
stomach. bowels, blood or nersies,PARIMLR'S GINGER
TON:C Will cure you. It is the Greatest Plood Purifier
And the Best and Surest Cough Carl Eva Used.
If you are wasting away from age, dissipation or .
any disease or weakness and require a stimulant take
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It has saved hundreds of lives: it may tare yoths.
CAUTION !—Refule all inbettlates. Parker's Ginter TOMS la
compiled et the best remedial scents In thawerld,aadheatleatC
Merest hone preparattcus of eager alone. &lad ter shady.*
Mites k Co., N. Y. tioc. kII lam at deakes In dropc: ,
GREAT SATING DRYING DOLLAR SIZE.
FLORESTON
Its rich and lasting flagrance has 'made this
• delightful Perfume exceedinglypopuhr Thera
is spades Me It. Insist upod FLAW.
Toff CoLocas and look for signature ,
ideA;SOC2 2. W . oolo'
on every bottle. Any &milt or dealt* b whim;
esn .uppir you. Is and 71cent Mom ; •
• - LARGE SAVING BUTIIIO re. s
COLOGNE.
KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE
Is sure in its effects, mild in its action as it does
not blister. yet is penetrating and powerful to
reach every deep seated pain or to remove any
bony growth or other'! enlargements, such
spaying. splints curbs,`tallons, sprains,
lugs and any lameness and all enlargements ciE
the joints or limbs. or for rfienmatiste 14 man
and for any purpose for which a liniment is use 4
for man or beast. It is now known to be the
best linimen Cfor man ever used. acting mild and
yet certain in its effects.
Bend address for ,Illustrated Circular with*
we think gives positive proof of its virtues., 1.4
remedy has ever met withsuch unqualiffed Ac
cess to our knowledge, for beast as Rolls man.
Price El per bottle. or siz t bottles' for $5. All
Druggists haie it or can get it , for you, or it will
be gent to any address on receipt of price by the
proprietors, Da. B. J . Elmo Ass & Co., Enos
burgh Falls. Vt.
Sad by all Druggists.
iESTABLINISP tx 1883.1
HOWARD A. SNOW,
Solicitor of
•
AMERICAN AND FOREIGN
PP - A. IC IE, Pir S
631 F STREET N. W.. WASHINGTON, D. C.. -
(Successor to Gilmore, Smith kro., ala
' Chipman, Roomer& Co.)
Patents procured.-upon the nine plan which
vras originated and successfully practiced b7the
above-ntined Arm.
Pamphlet,of sixty . pages sent upon receipt o
stamp. - . ,
NATHAN TIDD,
gineceosor to Yr. Mama
DEALER rit
PITTSTON, WILKESSARRE
; AND LOYAL SOCK
GOAL, {
TOOT or Pnni irmezr. Witkß cot= gorse.
TOWANDA, PA.
sir LOREETY PRICZS 70.11 'C.dgl.
• Tao pou.mo of my old Woods and the p
'etflons4 L sollelted.
nws ig4l,lu=
CArinol4 - 1 31 . , C 0 C 14 .
M*hi Street, lint Ward.
JOHN W. KLIN_E,
MEATAVEGETABLE
ril Ataucwr
o. more eotiveiristit loestioir. end established
himself to the Carlin Sleek. opposite tleely's
Rotel, is prepared to supply his patrons with
TSB 'CHOICEST or mrxre.
FIRM own= IA THEM SEAS°. N.
FRESH VROBTABLZI3. '
DONEBT/C FRUIT, kc..
zrzoLoolie BAGBAOks MoriAlty. , AU or
dor% promptly dollvorod. - ' • '
KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE
Afmls sure to clue Spairizu. Splints.
rb. ho . It removes all minibus'
sulaillements. - Dams Nor sums.
lias no equal- for 'any lameness on
beast or man . , It has cured hip joint
lameness ins person who bad suf
erer, la years. Also cured rheuma
tism, corns. frost-bites or and
makes. cut or lameness. It has no . equal for
any blemish on horses. -Send for illustrated
circular giving roman rstlv. Price Pi. ALL
DIIIIGOISTS bays it or can petit for you. Dr. BJ.
Kendall k Co.. Proprietors, Suosourgh Pills,
Vermont. H. C. Pomp. Agent. Tonmada. Es.
BESt$ ess sera: r osy fast at wo;: i - tr i ti)T p us ot
awes. me will start you. It a day &situp
wards made at hem by the industrious. Nen.
Women, boys and plat wanted everywhere to
Work for us. Now fa the three. Yon can
spars time only or give your whole time to the
',sinus. You can ve at home and do** work
No other business will pep you nearly.' wed.—
No one an fell to make CUOMO= pay oy en-
Owing at ones. Costly Outfit and terms free.—
Money made fast. wily and honorably:
Address, - Taus 3 Co.. Augusts. Maine. _
Deo 15-Iyr
T. MUIR & CO.'S
GROCERIES
The plum to save MOW. 11 trains duo 1a at
1 11 , .00euer !fats and Fritiaktia Strata.
tney respectfully stuiounii to the Pub/lo Stud
they hers a large stock of
FLOCS, Inn. KCAL, OBAIA. BALT. pau
POLL sad rßOlfllllogli gestefolly.
We have she added - to our'coot a "defy of
WOOD= WARM. suck as 11W/TIM TUBS. to
ZINO. CIUMIO4 iro.
;ant dressing
zd by those
usedit, to any
article, ott ito.
its superior
m and purity.
ins materials
. are beneficial
f.calp and hair
vs
Just remised a large stook of Boon. Tess,
Coffees, Salome, YOULSON'S PURE SOAP, the
best to the market, ad other maims of soap
amp sad Nolana„ which they oda at for
pilaw for Cash. ' oat 26 Tr
Stevens & Long
GRocznizs,
COUNTRY. PRODUCE
COIL MAIN AND ME STS
ITU Old Mood of Itox.ll t,giruts igiteless4
They inviteleitention, to theireomplete
assortment and very bur stock 'of
SPECIAL ATTENTION 'GIVEN
•i I t 4
PIiODUCE 'Ti:AiDE
And
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7 saarelll7-
STOP AT
NUR
AND
PROVISIONS.
TOWANDA; PA.
Geberal Dealers in
PROVISIONS,
‘t.
! Art
HAVE REMOVED
In their new store.
Choice New Goods. which they
t
have always Q , mod.
To the
IEII
wagons GC*
:1 cheaper than oyAr at the
, OLD ESTAZILISHNIEIft
JAMES 11,11TANT,
tion ofFAIINIERS atd
others to his large and complyi
assortment of •
pen Ar 9N)13 flu
PLATFORM Tgo 0 1
all of his
own MANUFACTURF, aria
'ranted in every par.
tietdar
rr7Blr Flexiblee Springs used. In CI
Irairowi. The easiest arid bey la age.
NOW IS YOUR MIE To. Brit
boot at these figures
Two gaited Ournagea from ........ nu to,
Phieton‘one seated. 124 to
Top Belleau , 115 to
Oro Buggies to to
Democrat Wagons • oo to
Remember that the above are sir
ad. first-class or no pay.
Repairing promptiy +intended to at'
below last years prices.
• Ofaceand Factory cot:Mato and - EhiaL
- • JAS ,BEIYA-Ht.
24feb82'
I-IF
Towanda 5 ct. Sic
ivi - AAN writ EET,
`NEXT D9Oll. TO FELCH
. 1
Is prepared t9;offer a complete
ment of
DRY AND FANC!,,GOODS,
Crockery, Glasswa
WHITE and DECORATED
Latest desig,ni and patterns of
MAJOLICA` WARE,
BIRD CAGES ,
- SATCHELS, IC.
For the coming Spring .Trade, i t
adhere as heretofore to our eitablishei
principle—thaka quick sale with aititt".
profit is better than a slow one with ,
large profit—and therefore our pricTi
in any line of goods will conapvt
favorable with the prices of any othe
house. -
siirWe endeavor to thekt
article for the least possible money.
ca76-tt LOEWUS & FREIMUTII.
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
JAMESPWCABE-
HAS "REMOVED MS GROCERY BUSINDHI
THE'SOUITt-EAST CORNER 017-1105
AND BRIDGE STREETS, WHERE
Head Quarters
FOR EVERYTHING IN THE LINE 0?
1101ERIE3, MUM,
CASH PAW for Desiiable Pm
dace• Fink Bti ITER and'-EGGS
a specialty.
:You need not Pie to Win
MUTUAL ENDOIy,MENT
ACCIOIINT ASSQ:IATION:
•
You, receive one.lislf of your Insurance. sc
cording to the American - Life Table , whin , pro
thirds of your life expectancy is finished—fur
illustration, a man or woman joining the Assa
dation at 38 years of age taking a certificateM
$2:500, receives $1,175 when a little over 56 St'
of age, exactly the period in life when a littls
financial help is generally more needed than st
any other Um&
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BLADES k ROGERS.
june2e. ' General Agents for.Yenn's
THE 14081` succrsarm- REMEDY ever dlr.
covered, as ft is certala to its effects sad den
pot blister. Also excellent for human Ugh
.pitill9ol" BELOW. •
00L. L. -T. FOSTER.-
=I
Youngstown, Ohio, May 10tb. isso.
Da. D. 3. Aitaated.t. k Co:—I bad a very Isla'
ble Hambletonian colt which I 'mired very WO•
ly, he bad a large bone • spayin on one joint and
a small one on the other which made bins Ter
lamb; I had him under the charge of two veters
win surgeons which, failed to cure him. II"
One d a y reading the advertisement of Eendstre.
gyve's' Cure in the Chicago Express. I d.,!fra
ed at once to try it, and got our drugg ists
to send for it, they ordered threebottlee; I ra` ) ;
them all and thought I would give it a thureala
trial, - I need it according to directionsawl the
fourth day the colt ceased to be lame. awl
lumps have disappeared. I used but OD* POW +
and the colts limbs are as free from lamps's.'
as smooth as any hone in . the state, lie is wo
tlrebl mired. The CUM. was so remarkable that
I let two of my neighbors base the remands%
two bottles, who are now using it.
Very Respectfhllyi
-L. T. I'OsTRE.
Kende4i's Spavin. Cure
ON HUMAN FLESH.
Fulteles Mins. Wash'ton co.. N.Y., Feb.2l.'A.
Ds. $. i. KierDALL, Dear sir:—The particular
case on which I used your Eendall'e Spevin Cure
Was malignant ankle sprain of sixteen mouths
standing. • I had tried many things,but in rSis,- .
Your lipsvin , Curer put the foet to the ars"'
again, and for the llnt time since hurt in s
natural position. For a family liniment it el•
cell anything we ever used. ' c
• yours, truly.
REV. M. P. BELL.
- Pastor of Br. E, Caurch, Fattens
Price $/. Per bottle. oils bottles.for A A!
Druggists -bare itlor cart get it fer you, or it sso
be seat to any addressor' receipt of price by the
gns ll9 / 411 , DR. B. J. KENDALL k CO..
Falls. Vt. &id at
, Dr. 's. C. Porter's Drug Store,
Irl
would
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,ESTABLISHED
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Apri! 29 37
IN Tip
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