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COURTING UNDER DIFFICULT'S&
How Some Livel7-ironies Pima.. Card
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Elypoehatadrhee.
A Cleveland gentleman, who is fond, of a
story, raged to a Leader reporter, et few
days ago, an instance of hypochondria
which came ntuler his notice when he was
eonsiderably younger than it the present
time. His narrative was something like
this :—"When I was a boy there lived near
our house,' in a part of Cleveland that was
an almost in the woods, a maiden lakii
who was in very poor health. In girlhood
she was not strong, and as yeara; advanced
she imagined herself growing 'More and
more delicate, tall at last she took to her
bed, where she afterward remained in daily
expectation of death. Her nerves were deli.
cate, and in my school days the schoolmas
ter used to wain us urchins . to" keep quiet
when going by her house, as we might dis
turb her if any noise waa made. My youth
and boyhood passed, and) with the coming
of manhood I discovered that a young sister
of the invalid was a very pretty girl, and
whenn, after coming home from church -or
singing school with her, an invitation to
come in was given, it was always accepted.
The short.and awkward visits made at first
soon gave place to the old-fashioned sitting
ap. One evening several of the young peo
ple came in, and the talk and laughter. grew
hilarious. It was checked instantly by - a
heavy thump on the door in the rhom
iirectli overhead, where the sick woman
lay. fine warning was enough, but' the fre
anencyf'of the same signal afterward tended
to lessen) ourj respect for it. It seams, that
she ketit a big cane standing at the, side of
her bed, and by rappinglwith it she indicated
her wants and displeasure. Finally, one
night, after being Cautioned several times in
the mama manner without effect, the _parlor
door opened suddenly tpon the assembled
party,. and the bed-ridded woman stood ' be;
tore our eyes, holding the awful cane in her
hand. It was the. first time she bad moved
in twenty years. Her entrance was so and.
den that she was able to give two or three
stinging blows to those sitting nearest her
before an escape could be made. In a
moment a shout of laughter went up, and
the supposed invalid was not slow in finding
that she was the cause. Her mother and
sister fixed her* with suitable clothes, and
she spent the remainder of. the evening
down stairs, and the day following she went
abont,the family housework. I didn't marry
the girl whom 1 courted Mader such adverse
circumstances. She in time married and
went to Massachusetts, and it was only last
week that I saw the once invalid woman
walking as briskly about as any person of
eighty-seven could be expected to do."
Cleveland (Ohio) Leader. i
FREE OF COST.
By calling at C.. B. Porter's Ward House
drug store, you can get a sample bottle of
Dr. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup
will relieve the most, obstinate Cough
or Cold , and show you what the regular 50
Cent • size will do. When troubled with
Asthma, Bronchitis, Dry, Hacking Cough,
Pains in the Chest, and all diseases of the
Throat and Lungs, try a sample bottle of
this medicine. july27ly.
REASON FOR NOT FIGHTING.
• Apropos of dueling M. Albert Deipit
rates in Paris a very amusing anecdote that
will bear translation. One day one of his
eonfreres' Called 'on him.' He bad had a
quarrel with a gentleman at his club over
the card table. "In his anger he had
thrown two candelabra and a clock, the
whole of. the mantle ornaments, at the head
of a gentleman, and, not satisfied with this,
-he wanted to send him a challenge. M.
lian F. Woestyne and myself, whom he had
selected as his seconds, tried in vain to make
him understand that what he bad - already
done was quite sufficient. He would not
listen to us and so we went to call' on his
, antagonist. This gentleman was a 'mer
chant, and ho received us with the utmost
politeness, but on our explaining the object
of our visit said :
"Gentlemen, I refuat vbsolutely to give
any satisfaction to M. X."
44 Ah r •
"I will never fight with him."
"Indeed ?" •
" Nor with anybody."
"May we know the reason ?"
" Certainly."
He took a cigar, lights it with all the calm
ness of a man who felt perfectly certain of
himself, and resumed; - "Gentlemen, why
'do people fight duels? Because their honor
• is at stake: Well, lam not afraid to declare
that there are two kinds of honor.
If one of you two should , receive an insult
you would be dish.,na-ed if you did not
fight. " Being public Men you belong to the
public. As for me; on the contrary, lam a
Merchant. If I was'to fight a duel my hon
or would be. gone. My credit would be
dead. I would not be able to get even a
note at three months' discounted."
Annoyance Pretested
Gray hairs are honorable but their prema
ture appearance is annoying. -Parker's
Hair Balsam prevents the annoyance by
restoring thesouthful color.
THE RHASOIv vvett.
"_Where is the old steward ?" iaquired , a
traveler as he stepped aboard an! outgoing•
steamer, just previous to his departure.
" Oh, he was discharged some time ago;"
replied the captain.
" Why, he seemed to be a first-class fel
low," rejoined the first speaker; "why was
he kicked out ?"
" Well, to tell you the truth, he got too
big for his breeches, and we bounced him,"
emphatically ejaculated the captain.
This conversation occurred within hearing
of a bright-eyed, intelligent little girl, the
daughter of one of the tourists on • the
steamer. Subsequently another passenger
arrived, and, after bestowing acasual glance
around, said :
"I don't see the old steward; what has
beceme of him ?" ,
"I think he was discharged," volunteered
a bystander.
"Do you know what for ?"
"No, sir"
"I do," piped a small voice from the
cabin door.
Looking around, the inquirer saw the
smiling face of a little girl peeping out at
him 3
" Well, my dear," said he, " witY was the n '
steward discharged?" -
"Oh, I don't like to tell," she bashfully
• replied. _
"But I want to know," be persisted.
"Come, tell me, that's a good girl. What
did they discharge him for ?"
"'Cause," she slowly answered, "'muse
his pants were too shortl"—Drake's Travel.
er's Magazine. . . .
Heartily Beconitmaided.
Don't condemn a-good thing because you
hove been deceived by worthless nostrums.
Parker's Ginger Tonic has cured many in
this section of nervous disorders, and . we
recommend it heartily to such sufferers.—
News.
A BAD SALL UI Tas LAKE CrrY.—There
was a liandlointed sign in front of en up.
town grocery in this city which oriLiCally
. read, in dark, rheumatic letters : " jaltifor
Se." A. very nervous and sensitive man
living around the corner noticed at once that
It was wrongly spelled and spoke to the
pmprietor about it. "Hasn't that sign
been chinged yet, BM ?" .he inquired of
hie
confidential clerk. "No, I guess not."
Well, fang it all! I told the boy to fix it
last night ; gimme that marking pot ;" and
rushing mit of the store the board soon bore
the cabalistic words Sault for Cale."---
Chicago Chalk. -
••ROUGH ON BATS."
' Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, , ants,
bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c.
Druggists.
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T4 l -EAsultn's &Ottuis AbslOrnMe ,
ft were better that - you' had, i'grindstone
,f Ott your nech—" "You needn't go any
'further with your ismarks;v•4ol the farm.
er's son. "rye had that grindstone almat
any neck until rm and of turning it. Oct
some other boy.n, And he footed it to - the
city to become a horse car ilriver.-L-Boston
sOkZe
'SKINEY MEN
• "Wells' Health Renewer" restores health
and vigor, cares . Dyspeppj• r•-7"oeoce
.
Sexual Debility.
Wen Am. Bzzu Tasnz.--Vilien you see
prominent citizen, a bright and shining
Light in society, and an energetic' man of
business, and all that sort of thing, pause in
the middle of the sidewalk and gaze about
him with a glassy look in his eye, you
needint think of apoplexy and- paralysis.
He is simply trying to remember in errand
his, wife toM him to doe—Lowell Citizen.
6 !;111JCLIU - PAIBA.' ,
; Quick, eOtatilete care, allannciyiug Kidney.
Bladder and-Velum Diseases. $l.
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HAVE BEEN IMITATEDy
And their excellent reptdation in- •
jured by worthless imitations. The
Public aro cautioned againk buy
ing Plasters having similar sound
ing names. Sco :that the 'word
C-A-P-C I-N-B is correctly spelled.
Benson's Capcine
Porous Plasters
Aro tlio only improvement over
made in Plasters.
Ono' iiworth more than a dozen
of any other kind.
Will positively cure where other
remedies will not oven relieve.
Price 25 cents.
Beware of cheap Plasters toads
With lead poisons.
SEABURY 8 JOHNSON,
manuf art nri rig Chemiate. New Yark:
rtiERE REMEDY AT LAST. Pricellikti.
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(U. B. AND FORZION.
Frank A. Fonts, Attorney-at-Law, Lock Box, 356,
• • Washington, D.O. •
W Ten yams' experience.
I make do custom for my services maws' a
patent be grated. Preliminary examination in
the Patent Mi n ce u to the patentability of an in.
yention razz. Send sketch or model of the de.
vice and a report will be rude as to the probs.
Witty of obbdning a patent.
Special attention given to rejected applica
tions in the hands of others.
szen:nmscas
U. S. Senators : Hon. Geo. P. Edmunds, of
Vermont ; Hon. David 'Davis and Gen. John A.
Logan, of Illinois ; Hon. Benj. H. Hill, of Geor
gia; Hon. L. Q. C. LaMar, of Miss; Hon. S. M.
Cullom, Gov. of ; the Hon. Commissioner
of Patents and Corps of Examiners and the pro
.prietor of this paper. r •
Write.for circular and instructions. •
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from which our agents Quickly.
Our Factories and are at
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ar r ens to agents Address
tit
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SCRANTOW.POI.
HORSE or C I 23enccia. in
. tamp yfor then
nun lorries of Treatise on the Horse and
his Diseases." It gives the beat treatment for
all diseases, has 60 Ana engravings showing
BOOK rit ions assumed ,by sick
°ekes better than can be
taught in any.other way, a table showing doses
of all the principal medicines used for the horse
as well as their effects and antidotes when a
25 at ...poison, a large collection ol
var.u.trus ssoarers, rules for
telling the age of a horse, with an engraving
showing teeth of each year and a large amount
of other minable horse information. Hundreds
of horse Men have pronounced it worth more
than bdoks costing $5 and $lO. The tact that
200.000 sold in about 'one year before it was re.
Hied shows how popular the book is. The re.
wised edition is mum moss rarsaiterrso.. Sawn
eon • cructruz. AGENTI3 WANTED, Dr. B.
Kendall & Co., IDosburgh Falls, Vermont.
Mar 114 yr.
FIRE AND LIFE INSURANCE
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Witi write Policies for esti in Fire and Ufa In .
swam*. Collect Claims with care and
promptness. They representnone but
FIRST—CLASS COMPANIES I
They solicit theconddence and patronage of thois
having business in their line, and sill endeavor
to merit it. Apply to or address
ins 3 BRIM& BUCK. Leßsysville. Fn.
NEW 11:11M
LANE Si,- DECKER,
PROPRIETORS OF
Livery and Boarding
table.
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Washington Street, below Main.
The best rigs to be found in any stable in the,
country, furnished at reasonable rates.
Dzassnwill give the badness his personal
attention, and invites his Mends to call when in
want of livery.
B. W. LANE. I ED. DECEIT:.
lOsurrt.
Elmira Fruit Barrel Co.
Apple Barrels of ,Standard size, at
wholesale, in quantities• to suit.
COR. , FIFTH STREET AND
MADISON AVENITE,
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PLASTERS
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gam Banged :includes ' inns*, oaf :
*pies, gallows,. headanstua's bin* 'lass,
eheniontfigiehe end eiher.doivioes - .‘feritrigid;
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erring 11 * *O h% Ida?* at the end' ot 4 1 1 le
invited to . partake of sense refreshment,
The Grandlierehei bands to the Deolgtrtn
a glass said'apparently with,port wins, but
really with a homily arid fiendish Am.
pound of gall, hitter aloes, kiwi' one tea.
spoonful of which would make the Mukha*
mudiklate shiver, turn `pale, and swear that
he wild lather die than take soy; more 01
it. Ma refimat being ha' is seized ,
anal,d after a violent struggle, his month is_
Vernid - and, the' eentents poured down,
proving to-be good Pori wine- edroiiiiindo
stituted for the other mew. Then the )kr
shal delivers a temperance lecture, exclaim
ad(t
ing : ; ..' , -,i• -
. " Ali 1 a appear to' relish it. And yet
the s tooth in this last is sharper than
in the The first you could easily re
sist be ta - was offensive, but this,' with
subtle
.power to, charm', -_ is .- 'nften man's
strongest foe." 4tit the other night a man
knewn as `_',Wht 1 ' Murray Came to this
point in the ceremony and seizing the Oise
of the vge Stuff, thank it with' One greed]
gulp. He shrtddereds Peird , ,geeindi strug
gled and tore - his laurel. mown to
..shreds,
clutching .at his heir. - A -howl- of laughter
from the Weems shook ttiti building.
But the doctor present did not laugh.
Springing toils feet, he shouted: " Run
to my (dice for a stomach-pump as bard as
you can go. The man has swallowed
enough to kill a horse," Merriment in.
stoutly gave place to' Panic.
_Murray gave
himself up for lost. Masks and robes .were
hastily throwuioli, fooling abandoned, -the
amp Lire extinguished, and all busied_theue.
selves doing what they could to,, referee the
suffeser. , -.Before the - maw pent . for the
stomach-pimp could return with its strong
emetic was pred and adniiniitered
' with
good results. ~`Att hour later Murray was
sent home in e; auviage in a wretched plight;
and the doctorhad to remain with him needy
all night. ; '
The Independent Rangers have given n
the job of enforcing temperance lectured.—
Detroit Free Free.
Walnut Leaf Hair Restorer.
It is entirely different from all others. It
is as clear as water, and, as its name indi
cates, is perfect' Vegetable Hair Restorer.
It will immediately free the head from all
dandruff;( store gray hair to its natural
color, , arid . roduce a new growth, where 'it
has fallen . ff. It does not in any manner
affect the health, which Sulpher, Sugar of
Lead and Nitrate of Silver preparations
have done lt will change light or faded
hair in a! few days to a 'beautiful g , c2 k
.brown. Ask your druggists, for it..
bottle is warranted. Sims, Kt.= & Co.,
Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia,. and C. N.
Carrrx.vros, New York,
June, 1, 1882. ly.
r OLD GENTLEMEN.
lie Virginia Cougar); Squire eau Colonial
Period.
Apart from politics, these country squires
foUnd but little business wherewith to oe
impy their time. The-direct supervision of
UM slaves was ordinarily intrusted to over-
Beers, and the masters were thin secured in
the enjoyment of ample leisure, which men
of noble ambition, , such as Jefferson and
Madison, could turn to good profit in eniti
voting their minds. But .to men of i 'more
summon mould this ample leisure became
monotonous, and in such a society as that
here depicted, with no town, life, no roads or
inns worth speaking of, and • , no amusements
save horse-racing, the entertainment of
guests by the month together was regarded
both as a duty and as a privilege. Every
planter kept open house, and provided for,
his visitors with unstinted hand. ihe style
of living was extremely generous, and often
splendid. The houses were spacious and
solidly built, sometimes of brick lor stone,
but more often of wood. Panelled wain
(cot& of oak and carved - oaken chimney
pieces were common, and the, rooms were
lurnished with the handsomest chairs and
tables and cabinets that could be brought,
ever from England. The dress, tpo, of both'
men and women was rich and costly, and
the latest London fashions were carefully
followed. Silver plate, elegant china, and
choice wines were commonly to be found at
these great manor-houses, and the stables
were stocked with horses of the finest breed.
—=John Fisk, in Harper's Magazine.
MaMI
Piles are frequentlir preceded by a sense ,
of weight in the back, loins and lower. part
of.the abdomen, causing the' patient to imp
pose he hai some affection of the kidneys
or neighboring organs. At times, symp
toms of indigestion are present, as flatuency,
uneasiness of the stomach, etc.- A Moisture,
like perspiyation, producing a very disa
greeableitching, particular) at night after
getting warm in is a ,nriet common
tendrint. Internal, Kate and - Itching
Piles yield at once to the app 'cation of Dr.
Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which acts directly
upon the parts affected, absorbing .the Tu
mors, allaying the intense itching, and ef
fecting a permanent cure where all other
remedies have 'failed: Do not delay until
the drain on the system produces perma
nent disability, but try it and bo cured.
Price, 50 cents. lAsk your druggist -for it,
and when you can not obtain it of him, we
will send it, prepaid, on receipt of price.
Address The Dr. Bosanko Medicine Co.,'
Piqua, Ohio. Sold by C. B. Porter, Ward
House Drug Store. july27ly.
TUE MOON ; AND TUE 'WEATUZU.-WO oh
eerie that Sir W. Thomsen in his addrais
recently - to th e Britilit ass ociation, declare
authoritatively that "careful observation
with the: barometer, thermometer ,
. at t*
time of new moon, fall moon and half moon;
has failed to establish any relation what!
ever" between the phases of the moon tuidthe
weather. "If there is any dependence - of
the weather on the phases of the moon, it is
only to a degree quite imperceptible to or
dinary, observation." It is difficult to, ac
count for the deep-rooted popular prejudice
that the weather does change more, and with
more significance, at the time of the phases of
the ittoon, than at any other time. This is a
point on which ordinary people wall not
accepridientifio opinion. They raise their
brows, and evidently think that 'vague, pop
ular impressions must have more value than
scientific observation. We voider why. • It
seems precisely one of the matters which
scientific observation shirald set at rest.--
London Sifreetator. •
LADIES' TONIC.
A !Wive Cure for ell Famele
Complaints
Lutes' Tonle is by the Women's Wediesl Is.
diode ot hurLdo i N. and has beta used • successfully
by Indica for youtOlt Is a dere as, for all Finale
~:oiplaints, Sick arid Naomi Headache. tapets. and ,
weaktiosses ceased 07 these trtmulad h are
common to woistanidad. This Is no Patent astedieint.
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John. E. Hug" Scran&n, Pa:-- - '
All Dear Sir:—Pro ormi: ci Puri
Elixir ten days since, I entered upon its Ueencconiing
to your directions,stopping ,tny ladid -
Amman, and Wine of rioichium. At'that.liine I tcae
completely . disabled unth goutin bOth.feet'and
tism tn bog knees, and Nov ixviiifortably. '
hobble about the,house, and expect'to be Out a week, -
It may be a coincidence ' my amendment aid Ai use of • -
- your mediCine. ' hope for no t occasion to it again
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but if need be I shall try it again in afredititta . ck,r_ith
great confidence. - Very truly Ours,: "
BENRY N. HOYT
Phdps' ~Rheumatic Elixir cures riteuiaatism*itil its forms.
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Has advanced. We still retail at the 6Ln'
.PRICE. Bring in your cans at once.
1 . 1 . 5 . TO DEALERS—We offer kerokne
and, heaAlight oil at lowest wholesale - priees.
AT THE OLD RELIABLE CASH DRUG STORE•
Dr. H.
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Corner Alain and Pine Streets, Towanda. Pa.
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OV' FIRe OA_ T.B
TO BE FOUND IN TOWANDA. ,
They are made of first-class material and 1
guarantee a perfeet fit every time,
I keep constantly on hand a LARGE ASSORTMENT of
GENTS - FURNISHING GOODS
HATS, CAPS, TRUNKS, TRAVEIaNifBACiS
MEN'S DRESS AND BUSINESS
Form a special featdre in my business take the lead in - this Department as
well as all , others. I have _no Plate Glass Windows or polished , counters, but I
keep THE RIGHT GOODS and the public apprebiate their extra value. lam
safe In.
MY STOCK, .CANNOT BEEQ,IIALtED INMIE COUNTY.
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• have just received a bilge Invoice of
Fa 1 and Winter
and will be pleased to show these goods. Cali at
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and Wholesale Dadlart fn al kinds at
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Its . oisieees o the r evenue marine ' air;
iiter .Ii under ' Abe . I*410 26161 ) of the
Thamoi;batiaitzienti are very much ccsew
deed lifer alropirdtion the Navy Be.
paetmenr to secure an act of 0 06ffressfd the
next session far the gradual _absorption of
the corps Writhe nary in other :Words, to
utilize it as an-avenue. for - the advancement
of the yoringei officers of the navy. From
time to time the duties orthe service 'have
beedinciessed and its field of operations ex
tended, until frem merely acting as an *dill
,
floral security" for the protection of . the rev
' enee, unmeant* hiportait trunk have been !
hdrusteff to its care. • rln time of peace it
suppresses smuggling, assists in enforcing
quarantine and the neutrality laws, aids the
civil authorities in capturing criminals corn
ing, from Europe, sidxlnea mutinies, foes, .
and piracy, enforces obedience to the laws
governing commerce, looks after the inter.
ears of the Government in relation to tim
ber lands, attends to buoys that ',have been
misplaced, and sees that keepers of light
houses discharge their duties. - '
The revenue marine dates from March 21.,
1101; when it was established with a fleet of
ten naiads specially built; armodond equip-1
pad by'act of Ckingress, officered by men
who fought side by side with the ,naval ,
heroes of the Itevidutiow' Alexander Ham
ilionoriginated the plan of a revenue cutter
service; through his efforts the first vessels
bearing the ieveurus flag' were laruiehed ; and
by his' reoomniendations the officers were
regularly nominated by , the President, con.
firmed by the Senste, and commissioned
precisely ars were sirmy-ariff navy officers.
fkiminidere Edward Pridile first saw actual
service as commander of the revenue • cutter
Thiprinent revenue marine service hese
Meet of thirty-sit vessels ' ', end less thantiooo
lairs and snip. Ins,-Is9l these vessels
Cruised 300,000' miles, boarded and examined
80,000 vessels, seized or reported over 3,000
for violation of twill, rescued 148 vessels in
distress, valued at $3,000,000, and tarred 141
lives. The Secretary „of the Trratnny as.
signs stations to the. different revenue yes
ads. determines the number and relative
dank of officers, rates and number of petty
office l rs, seamen, and others to be employed
on board,, and designates the Collector under
whose superintendence each vessel shall he
.placed. The cruising grounds of revenue
vessels are designated by the Secretary of
the Treasury. Many naval, officers have
served in the revenue marine. In the
earlier years of the service, officers were per.
witted to employ their slaves on board in
the capacity of stewarli, cooks, servants,
and even seamen. The : I cabins and ward-
Tocsins were fitted up at the expense of the
officers attached to the cutter. The Captain
furnished the rations fartbe crew, kept the
pay rolls, and was the disbursing officer.
1n:3832 the ser.vice *as reor g anized, the
present system of payments and , supplies
adopted, and many abuses corrected.
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Within a few ir,eays the grade of cadet has
been crested, and a revenue marine school
ship detailed, and thus the service is oil
ieeraL
It is `said that 50,000 people die annually
in the United States alone from this disease.
lU - sOme sections of the country one death
in every three is from Consumption. This
can be, and should -be avoided; our people
are too careless about an erdinari cough or
cold, and other symptoMs of throat and
lung affections that lead to this disease.
You should arrest it while it is in the germ.
Two or three doses of Dr. Bosanko's
and Lung Syrup will relieve an Ordinary
cough or cold. It does not dry up a cough,
like many preparations on the market and
leave the disease behind it, but acts directly
on the throat and brmehinl tubes, remov
ing all the phlegm and morbid .mter that
accumulates in the throat andi lunga. It
allays all irritation, and. renders the voice
clear and distinct. 'Sold by CI, B. Porter's
Wird House Drug Store.
EXPENSIVE LIVING IN NNW YORK.
, ,
Ming in New York is rnininudy - aspen
sive, say* scribe of the LouisailleVuorier-
JournaL 'Poultry is sold by the pou r nd, and
to make it weigh heavier the fowl never
dressed. Feathers only are removed, and
heads, feet, and entrails left where Wart
placed them,! and areuounted in the weight.
Thirty-Ave cents a pound is the market
price for chickens, ducks, and turkeys in
this State. The inordinate wealth' of the
few is regulating the expenses of the City ;
consequently there are to be found in- this
great City more anxious.looking people thas
are met with anywhere else. , Accustomed
as it ttm in Washington to seeing men and
women of limited, means, who never f eel
, se
cure of their clerkships, looking and feeling
ansiotis, I do not think that even they_ feel
as troubled as the New Yorker who has a
good profession, plenty of business, and yet
an income not. commensurate with family
necessities. Those who aro supposed to be
affluent dare not retrench lest the oath
should be discovered and credit and business
injured thereby. There is hollow mockery
in life hero, Am wouvy le - Slas,
paver which is efknowledged. The word.
*ion of wealth is never satisfied, and the
desire for accumulating is so powerful ' that
anything else is subordinated to this one
desire. • ,
.'Deiteatei Fe, Aes.. •
--The exactions of society. added to tho
cares 'ormiternity and the household, have
tested beyond endtirtuice the frail constitu
tions which have been granted the
s najority
of women. To combat this tendency to
premature decline, no remedy in the world
possesses the nourishing and strengthening
propertiog of /Salt Bitters. They enrich
the blood, perfect digestiim. 'stimulate, the
liver and kidneys, arrest tileemtive weak
ness, and purify and vitalize every function
of:the female system.
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LYDIA E. PINKHAM'B
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se esumeata our be* female pegalatkos.
A binds. be ifosan." — lareated by a Wouuum.
Mr firms Mad liibasinsiy gammas se Maism
trarstdval the drooping Barite. ittilitorstes and
banaceins the arm& turietkun6 viva etuatkitY and
annum Se the stoat:atom tbe estandlusitre kith,
era and ;bats ca the*. cheek of mama tho fresh
roses otUfe's mans sad earl! uonser Ume.
porPhysidans Use ft sad Preset* ft Alielymit,
redo estobstnein, destroys ark:raving
toy iletadut, sad Tonna veskaass ot the stomata.
Vialbelliti et buirthat flow% cliadastots.vnista
sad_,
_bildialbwhaftsyspepasmatiyeuntdbyttauss;
~us apes al:Mart Omplalats et caber atc,
fife eimpaisil L immosimmt.
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Bloodoad gm> Sono awl to the alters, cot
ara som mareal. Is** Oa .!pelt
&lathe 03112P0and sad Blood ' , mammy, prepared
0133401136 Weston Mande. Lynn; Was. Prim of
either, N. 811110thafor SS, Ikmtbsiasillatho tons
arable or ilebalages. os melt* of woe. al per WA
fordliten En. Pintbsaandi sasras au letterset
bgeby lisdasolc&alhianp. isadtarposzplikt ;ti
Refavt ia. bel_withoatLTDlA mums
401111111pillany, bajoginsia.
aa9 inil liarvidui, of Ike Illosatsper box.
. area by inDriggistselii
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CONS U7IILP r/ON.
Is a Poelttve Cum
Prepared by a Wows.
4:II2MATZEI iirru =slat trpearms Km-
SETS, Iran. MID MUM
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The arse of most human ills, sad es tit whoa
physicians, hospital:olnd an 4 : 11116731181. *ad
remedies All, &rash. or King's ten, Gland:as
railing. Mem. Old Bores, Milk Leg, Nesensiel
tedious, Krysipslss. Tumors, Abscesses: as
h:melee, Boils, Blood Poisons, Blifat'S DISMAL
Wasting of the Kidneys and User. libeninstisna.
amotirlilon.Dyspepshs, and all Itching
sad nails _ • - -
--ERUPTIONS
Of the Skin and liesip.—emeh as Salt Itheurd.
Psoriasis, Tatter Ringworm , Barber's Iteli,Seald
Read, Itching Piles. sad other Disfiguring end
Torturing Samosa, from a Wray% ; to w scrof.
untie blear, when assisted by CITTIC2I2A and CvT.
rime SUP. the great Skin Curse. -
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A isireet. unchangeabb Medicinal ielley. Altars
°Sall external evident* of Illood Humors, eats
away Dead Skin and Seek instantly allays Itch.
lug and Irritations. Softens* Soothe. and Heals.
Worth its weight in gold for all Itching Die.
EIOAP"--
AnExquisite Tolletalatb, and Masai sens.
tive. RI with delicious flower odors and
healing Oontains in le modbled form
all the virtues of Calmat. the great Mu 'Cure,
and is indispensible in the treatment of Skin and
Scalp Diseases, and tot restoring, preserving,
and beautifying the ocenpletion and skin. , The
only Yedicinal Baby Soap.
• anzaaa• Rinunass are the Only .reel ma
tires for diseases of the Skin, Scalp and Blood.
Price: Owsicrosslissomianr, $1 pet bottle;
Covicrolu. inc. per box; ism nom, SLOW Cors
o:Tao Ilworomr. Tomer :Saw, 250.; CT
lizovnui Saari M. gold everywhere.
Dellot. ICBM is POTT f Boston;Nam
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TEE GEAT AMEICAN BRAMIC DISTILLA
TION OF WITCH HAZEL, AMERICAN -
PINE CANADIAN FIR. • MARIGOLD.
CLOVER HIAMISOM, ETC..
For the ImMediate Relief and Permanent Cure
of every form of Catarrh, from a idznple Head
Cold or Influenza to the Loss of Smell, Tat •
and hearing. Cough. Bronchitis, . and Incipient
Consumption. Indorsed by Physicians.- Chem
ists, and Medical Journals throughout the
world..as the only . complete external and inter
nil treatment.
One ;liittfie Radjsal Cure, one tit's' Cats:shill
Solvent and SantOrd's Inhaler, all In one
. o all uggi or Ask fo f P o o r c d k"
Radical Cu dr . W E E KS g
Parma r Rnoston
c o OLLI 8. ELECTRICITY
...:,,t„i:, . Omentle
ELECTRIC
Ileeti tiaT 4, nul tl ieli ce
with nesting Balsam. ren.
—77 7.. f
. / - hundred times ; superior to
an e th er platters for every
Pain. Weakness and Wain.
f
la litiOn Pries, 25 isents
'ft AWES- Bo* *
everywhere.
PARKER'S
GINGER TONIC
liperlative MIS - and Streesdi 1111111 M.
yea are a suschaele or firmer. worst out with
overwork. or a mother nut dovni by huuly horse.
hold duties try Peahen's Geteen Toxic. • r
If you am a lawyer, minister or business man ei
hausted by mental strainer mama cares. donot take
intozicatingstimulants,butuse Parkas Ginger Tonic
If you have Consumption. Dyspepsia. Rheum;
Mdney Complaints. or any disonierof thamp,
stomach. bowels. Mod or Demos, PA IR Imes Gansu
Toxic will cum you. It is the Greatest Blood Purifier
lad the Sat and Sorest Cough Coe Ever Used.
If you are wasting away from age, dissipation or
any disease orweakness and retinue *stimulant take
GINGRR TONIC at once it will invigorate and build
you up fnim the first dose but will never intoxicate.
It has saved hundreds •of lives; • it may save yours.
craltiON!—RefureaU substitutes. Patine' Gine Teak is
exasposed of the best !mead K nits ta the world, sad baollnly
Merest from preparations o glefer ekes. Beid tor throb: to
/lie= t co., N. y. soe. 1 111 lb% at drains to dtsild
GREAT SAVEIGI LUTING DOLLAR 812 L
ICENDLtiIa'S spArrs CURE
Is ante in its effects, mild in its action as It does
not blister. yet is, penetrating and powerful tq
reach every dolirgested pain or to remote any
bony growth panther enlargements, inch at
spavins. splints ',Curbs, callous, eprains, swell
ings and any binidness and all enlargements of
the Joints or 'bibs. or for rheumatism in man
and for any purpose for which a liniment is used
for man or beast. It is now known to be the
best liniment for man ever usod.scting mild and
yet certain in its effects:
Bend address for illustrated Circular which
we think gives positive , proof of its virtues. Ito
remedy has ever net with suet ungualilled ne
m. to our knowledge. for beast as wells roan.
Price $1 per bottle. or al: bottles for $5. All
Druggists have itor esipet it for you. or it will
be sent to any address rioeipt pries by the
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PrePlie P lore. k in. B. J. EIKIIDALL k Co.. Enos.
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Salt by all Vriargb4
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(SucCessor lo Gilmore, Smith & ' Co.. at.-
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Patents procured upon• the same
t ran .which
was ortghtated and auccesaftillyprsc ced bythe
Psmphlet o! silty pages sent upon receipt o
stamp. •
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tenecessor to Mr. McZaan,)
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PITTSTON, WILKESBAARE
AND LOYAL SOCK
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TOWANDA, PA.
Lowzar MCAT POR
The tionage Gimp old Mends dad the p übl
oenersny is solicited. 4 Seep:
ORNAMENTAL JOB PRINTING
I epectaltr at th.Bsrosuas olke.
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a eini ea: StAgesollnil ail r, .
ills& I 8. oielt usenet's, so et:lmpounded 113 it: C.':
Mr& RlSSOOdagliablinfelPrOPMsoll ve stimulalit
nano Are too eloganis been ,10latt,size bottles, Price_
1, • sodbedeeetre
f 47 . oar /raw .11SUCK AND 7.1 E.
a /He fitazr.
• $0%111814 *Jr Jjhh dkraorra and ersEreryi.liere.
vi'i'! acrs seamez. TAX OX zunormr..
lb, TOLU,' AllO WE CO., Proprietors, 41 River, St., Chir U , •
LIMIEIS A
CARIMULA. MAO ' CL.
Mail Street, 11rO.Ward.
JOHN W. KLINE,
limo° szuoviin HIS
MEAT &VEGETABLE
IRICEIC
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himself in the Carroll Block. opposite Seely's
Roth.l is prepared to supply his patrons with,
TEE caorborr OP MEATS.
PlBll. orrnfts 'THEM SEASON. I
PEE PROET'ABLES.
DOMEETT/0 !RUIZ AO.. o
WirBOLOGNA 'PAIJEJAGE;;AspociaIty. All or
dorr promptly delimed. - U
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KENDALL'S SPAVIN. CURE
Is sure to cure Spavlus„ Splints.
rb. de. it removes all, unnatural
onlargomentr. nos' trot swam:
Has no equal! for any lameness on
t or man. It bait cured hip-joint
lameness In a person who bad gni
' - fered 15 years. Also 'cured rheum.
4 400
tism, corns, frost-bites or and
probes, cut or lameness. It has no equal for
any blemish on bosses. Send for illustrated
circular giving !Minna rit.OV. Price $l. ALL
DRUGGISTS have lt or can gain for you. Dr.8..1.
Kendall k Co.:, Proprietors, Euosonrgh Falls,
Vermont. U. 4, Pouliot. Agent, Towsads. Ps.
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rirms t yenznoowny tutor at P ar u o b
anythtng else. ac t ir us
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'pads& We • will start you., $l2 a day and up
wards made *t home by the industrious. Men,
women. bo and girls wanted sverrirhere to
wink for as. Now la the time: You can work in!
opus time only or give your whole time to the
imams. Yon can lire at hotae and do the work
No other business *in psy you - nearly es wed.—
No one an WI to make enormous pay oxim
pairing at once. Costly °atilt and terms fres.—
Money madebst, easily and honorably.
Address, Tens & Co.. Augusta. Mlle.
Deo 15-71 yr
You need not Die to Win
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MUTUAL ENDOWMENT
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A. tici
- IDENT ASSOCIATION
Y.
Of OWN N. Y. '.
Yon receive one-half of your insurance, ac
cording to the American Life Table. when two
thirds of your Ufa ezpecteney is finished—for:
illustration. a man or woman joining the Asso
ciation at 36 years ems taking a certificate for
$2.600, red:elves $1.276 when a little over , 66 years
of see exactly. the Period in life when a little
A any other lime.nanatel help is generally more - needed than at
BLADE A RODE&
Amen,: General Agents for Penn's.
Stevens & Long
Gneral. Dealers in
Gnoczmzs,
TROV=IONS,
,
COUNTRY PRODUCE
HAVE REMOVED
to their new store,
, COB. MAIN AND 'PINE STS
Me el& stand of Pox. stems & itere4)
They iuvitoattention to their complete
sasoitnumt and very large stock of
Choice New Goode; which they
have alwaye I, on !nand.
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APECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN
BEE
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PRODUCE IRADE
dad Oast Paid for heatable Kinds.
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Wagons stEariiales
Cheaper - than e'er at the
OLD ESTABLISHMENT
AMES BRYANT,
would
call the atten-
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tion of FARMERS and
othOila to hia large and conaplet«
-• amsortruent of
,open fk, Pop 13tw:Oe*
PLATFORM WAGONS
all of, hie
qwu HANURiCTURE and wv:
ranti3d hi every-par
tiCtilar
s g maxim° springs need in all Piatfm
agoras. The easiest and beat in use.
El=
NOW IS YOUR TIME TO BITY!
at these figures
Two !Seated Carnages, tram diso to tri
plustons, one seated 11.5- ISt
Top Buggies__ 125 to It.
Open Buggies
Kt) to
li t
'Democrat Wagons t "foo to lit
Bomeinber tbat.the above ire all folly warnot
ed, drat-class or no pay.
Bemir ing years pr promptly es intended to at 25 per tut s
below lilt ic.
- Oiliceand Factory sof. Bain and Elizabeth
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JAS BRYANT.
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TO - i.anita - cl.,,Store
MAIN MiT.H.LET.
NZXT DOOR TO FELCR
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parod- to offer a complete as)rt
DRY AND FANCY GOODS,
Crockery, Glassware,
WRITE and BECORATEI► clini
tatest designs and patterns of
MAJOLICA WARE, _ -
BIRD CAGES,
SATCHELS, -&C,
For the coming Spring Trade, we
adhere as heretofore to our e,tabliihol .
principle—that a quick sale with a st,
profit is better than a slow one with a
large profit—and therefore our prior
in - any line of goods-.. will compare
favorable. with the prices of any other
house.
Siib'`Ure endeavor to sell the bet
article for tbe7least possible money.
10EWILS 14 . FREIMUTIL
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SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
JAMES McCABE -
HAS REMOVED ILLS GROCERY. 1101INISS
TEE Boum-Tan CORNEB OF Ito
WHERE
QE" nes ESTABLISHED
Head Quarte
FOR ZVEIIIIIIING IN THE LINE OP
GENERA PROEM
c.. 4%c.
CASH PAID for Desirable Prr
duce. Pine' BUTTER and EG
a specialty.
Er=
WALL'
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TRE MOST SUCCESSFUL SEMEDI
Covered, as it hi certain in its effects led
not blister, Alw= excellent for ii , "• . ll ‘ /
READ PROOF BELOW.
PROBE COL. L. T. FOSTM.
Youngstown. Ohio. May lOtb, lit
MA. B. J. EXNDLLI, & Co Ltd -
We Hambletonlan colt - which I prized re 4
ly, be had a large bone spa in ou oRe Jo ,
a small one on the other which made Dti
lame; I bad him under the charge of two
nary surgeons which failed to' cure biro•
one day reading the advertisement of Ee
Sparta Cure in the Chicago Esprosi, I de%
ed at once to try it, and got our • druggliii
to send tor it, they ordered thrwebotties;
them all and thought I would give it a the ,
trial, I used it according to directions AM
!myth day•the colt ceased to be lame, t 7
lumps bare disappeared. ',used but oat
and the colts limbs are as live from histi
as smooth as any horse in the state. as
Wel) currl. The cure was so rtraariatq
I let two of my neighbors bare the
two bottles, who are now nsing•ll.
Very Respectfully.
• L. T.
Kendall's Stavin'
ON HUMAN FLESH.
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Patten's Mills. Weehun co.. 2;11(.. Fo
Da. D. J. Itroonzr.., Dear Sir:l-Tbe ,
case on which /*used your Newhall SP&
was a malignant snide sprain of sixteen
standing..
_I had tried many things, bet
Your BPStin Cure put the foOVto du
again, and
~ for the line time•sluce u,
natural position. For a family
,i l nW al
eels any th ing we ever used.
Yours
REV. R truly P. BELL
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Pastor fM. S. Courch, Patten' 111 1 A.
Price 111, r bottle..or air bottles Sir P,
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Druggists re it or =get It ter yott. or:
be sent to ally address on receipt of prior r 1
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Mk Ms. Vt. Sold at,
Dr. IL C. - Porters Drug°
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men t of
April S it