BOARDING•HOUBB SWINDLERS. ♦ NM*bib Case of Rubber! In Mich U5a,412,000. The great annoyantie of our boarding house keepers is the dead beats which habit tally prey upon this imfoitunate class. The expedients to which these beasts resort to keep up their credit are numerous and . sessions. A very common one, however, is the postal card trick. These cards are mailed by theisselves and contain promises of payments of large stusas. -- -t•The landlady is supposed to read these, which ought to help the dead beat's credit, bit this trick is rather worn out. The boarding-house thief also as object of dread, - duce he pene trates the highest as well as thekiwest abodes. Not long since a series of depredations oc curred in a first-class house kiddit was event ually discovered that the thief was one of the lady boarders. She was a married woman of elegant appearance, and even her husband wassurprise' d by ' the revelation which Icillowed detection. He found that his wife was ari expert thief, and in this manner was enabled to dress in a style much beyond their means, which she explained by a tale of imaginary presenhi. A mare recent instance is the victimizing of a first-class landlady, which was certainly done in the moat skillful style. A young man of highly attractive . appearance called and engaged board, representing himself as a medical student and showirg letters of recommendation which were accepted in Place of references. The new boarder proved very agreeable and soon won the laddledy's complete confidence. In a few days a telegnim &me to the house which he at once &Oared to the latter, who therenpoi was more delighted than ever. It came .from the young man's father and authorized him to draw at any time for $5OO. Mrs. Wetherhead, the landlady in question, fre quently drove out and an one occasion in.: vited the student to accompany her. Sh: intanried him that she had some calls tct . make and hence when the mutual drive was -over ho left her to perform this social duty. Improving her absence he repaired to the house, entered her room and carried off jew. elry and camera hair shawls t 6 the value of $2,000. The whole , thing was done with remarkable skill, but it cannot be repeated. The telegram lay, of course, is played out, but the boarding-house thief will find some new method of operation and perhaps will display a still greater degree of ingenuity in the next land.—Nero • Fork Letter in thi New Harem Post. PILES Piles aro frequently preceded by a sense of weight in the back, loins and lower part of the abdomen, causing the patient to sup pose he has some affection of the kidneys or neighboring organs. At times, symp toms of indigestion are present; as flatuency, uneasiness of the stomach,.etc. A moisture, like perspiration, producing a very disa greeable itching, particularly at night after getting *arm in bed, is a very common at tendant. Internal, External and Itching Piles yield at once to'the application of Dr. Bosanko's Pile Remedy, which acts directly upon the parts affected, absorbing the Tu mors, allaying the intense itching, and ef fecting a permanent cure where all other remedies have failed. . Do not delay until the drain on the system produces perma nent disability, but try it and be cured. Price, 50 cents. Ask your druggist for it, and when you can not obtain it of him,' we will send it, prepaid, on receipt of price. Address The Dr. Bosanko Medicine Co., N,qa, Ohio. Sold by C. B. Porter, Ward House Drug Store. july27lk. COD FISH BAIT. The bait used for cod fishing is the squid. It is, says a Newfou ndland n correspondent, a smaller edition of "the huge devil fish, or octopus, wonderful specimens of which have of late years been found on the:Newfound land Coast The squid, take him concretely, is a revolting looking creature. Cat a sec tion, ssy ten inches - long, from a common, eel, transform its flesh into a tough jelly, give it a cruciform twat one end and eight short sucker-armed feeleis at the other, con ceive the suckers, each armed with a circle of small teeth, and the feelers converging to a cruel, hawk-lie beak—then we shall have a weak likeness of the squid. The creature's mode of progressien is original. r , It has within its - body en elastic eactioff tube hold ing alniOst i e pint of 'water. Filling the tube by drawing water through holes in ita man tle, the 'squid, by a sudden squirt, drives itself backward as fast as a fish can . swim, and by inverting its tube can move with equal velocity in an opposite direction. Jigging for these squids is a rare spectacle. The " jigger" is a red stick of wood, circled' with sharp but barbless hooks. The • hook is let down, the squid, which enters the Newfoundland bays by myriads for food, is attracted by the red color, clasps. its arms over the hooks, and is draWn up to its death. But as it reaches the surface the novice must be on guard, for the squid shoots straight at its captor his charge of water, followed by another squiit of an inky fluid, which on light garments is almost indelible. The fishermen know the creature's trick, and by n skillful movement induce the squid to de• liver his charges upon one side, then by a quick inversion of the hook drop the squid in the boat A squid fishing fleet; of boats, closely grouped, so as to keep the schools of young octopi collected, is an =knitted qht. Each man tends three or four lines, =Phu all he can do when squid are arond. The bustle of the fishers, the thumping of the squid in the boats, and the incessant squirts tof water to a tight of several . feet in sections through the fleet, make up a most - picturesque sea spectacle. The flesh of the squid has some poisonous qnality that makes even the tough "skins of the fishermen sore ',by long handling. On the codfish , hook its flesh grows white and tough, making very alluring bait. • FREE OF COST. By calling at C. B. Porter's Ward House drug store, you can get a sample bottle of Dr.. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup which will relieve the most obstinate Cough or Cold, and show yon what the regular 50 cent size will do. When troubled with Asthina, Bronchitis, Dry, Hacking Cough, Pains in the Chest, and all diseases• of the Throat and Lungs, try a sample bottle of this medicine. ju1y2717. No Gas Brae.--Speaking of spiritual consolation and the comforting assurance that the eternity of the just shah° blessed, a Chicago clergyman told a story the other day that is worth printing. There was an old lady in , his church who was noted for her penurionsnees as well as her piety, and while talking with her about bei hop4of the hereafter, he said : "Mrs. 13—, did you ever stop to think ( what will gratify yon most in heaven r " Oh, yes," she ex claimed, "it will be such a cheap place to Hie in S"—Chicago Inter-Ckemi. Heartily iteaxnesended. Don't muslin= a good thing because yon hove been deceived 4r :worthless nostrums. Parker's Ginger Tonc4' has . cured many in this section of nervous disorders, and we recommend it heartily, to such safferers.,— News. -Warne To Bar linc.—An Irishman who had hitched a mule • in the neighbor hood of a spot where -some men were en gaged in blasting, was cautioned by one -of 'them to take the animal away. "Niver moind me,"' replied Pat; I'm contint if yes are." "Yes, but don't lon knob that the can by. the post there contains 'dyne miter "Dynamite, is it? Well, thin, if 'it's got faylins yes bad bother remove it where it won't be harrumed, for if that mewel gets the fooret kick Lyronidn't give mush for IV—Brooklyn .14jk. SEI'NEY MEN. "Wells' Health Itenearet" restores health and vigor, owes Jaantencs actual Debility. - n . . • CIZ&AING 011 ran= cumi wirtintil: "Mar ' ," said he, gazing: into her *right eyes, "cap you tell me why you arelika thy weather?" "` Give it up," mid Mai, Anitt promptly.' "Because ,. said Chun% "yen are so eon:misled a4nion:l3,lm limes," "Very good," said Mary ; "bat 4,281 A yaa tell me, Charlie, why you are not lila the rah.' er Chadic having Jailed to gams.;4 she a dd e d, "because the paper hero Lays', the weather is going to clear off." I Charlie ksaked'sericms and begin searching for Ida hat. —Boston Transcript. di►nogawee Prererited. Gray hairs are honorable but their prairie tare appearance is annoying. Parities Hair Balsam prevents the annoyance by restoring the youthful color. • HEALTH trzons.—A corespondent .arts t "Is laughing conducive to health?" Don't know, as we never smile; bat thererts old Democritus; who was always laughfng—he lived one hundred and nine years. ' Then iferaclitus, who never ceased crying;' reach: ea only sixty. As to the conducivemtis, eat. salute for yourself. •.ROUGII ON RATS," Clears Out rats, mice, roaches. Gies, ants,. bed-bugs. skunks, chipmunks; gophers. 15c Druggists. covronto: Boston-a Housza.-In Batton lartellaales do not advertise for .Thearders." They merely announce through tje columns of art influential and respectableAnenal that It would afford them great pleasure to . eater to the idiosyncruies of a few " remunere. lye guests." “BUCHIIPAIBA.“ Quick. complete (nisi, alismuOving Kidney. Bladder and Urinary Diseases. SI. Drug. gists. • ' -AWARDED-- Capcine orous -AS ED A LS.- i•• 1 - U r , The Best r.p.6.vn' Remedy for , Backache,or Lame Back. Rhoumatism or Lama Joint*. - - Cramps or Sprains. : . Neural:l,ln or ithinov Biaaasos. Lumbaco Severe Aches or Pains Female •lankness. Arc Superior to ail other Plasters. Arc Superior to Pads. • Are Superior to Liniments: • Are Supericir to Ointments or Salves. Arusuperior to Electricity or gairanism They Act Immediately. They Strengthen. They Soothe.' ' 'They nelievo Pain at Omen. They positive . ) , Cure. AUTlONBenson'sCapeine Porous Plas ters have beew imitated. 'Do s not allow yoar - druggist to palm oft Bomb other plaster' having a similar , sounding mutt. See that the word fa spelled C-A-P-C4-1.1•E. Price tta. SEABURY a JOHNSON, - Manufacturing Cheutists. hiew ork. i sting REMEDY AT I.AKT. PrwAsZe... 14 MEAD'S Medicated CORN and BONIN PLASTER. QUEEN:ww. THE GREAT OPTICIANS, 924 •CHESTNUT STREET,' Fmraz.A.2). - 1. - an-r.x.A".".1 . -.-.L • • • " " 7 " f " - - • - .• • _ SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE, . . • SUPERIOR SKILL. SUPERIOR LVisIECS wad' SUPERIOR FACILITIES rortuanufacturinT, all combine to give our SPEOTA. C:W4 and EYE-GLASfiEt • national repultstica. LOST SIGHT NEVER RETURNS. Do not trlfe with your eyes by taking ENBEIT AEU. GLASSES. OrittalogNes at follows ”rpl:erst:"n Part 1- Mathematicallnstnui:eut=.anZ pct Icrt 2—Optical W•kunientß. pnettrs, 3 . a et --."Nfavir tanterns.llll maim Part 4.--rlillo.:•pt.tc.:l littztrutneuts,l6eywirea PATENTS. (11. S. AND FOREIGN. Frank A. FOnts;Attorney.st-Law. Lce.k Dos. 356, ,Washington, D.C. XT Ten years' experience. ' I make Zo CHARGE for my services vans a patent be granted. Preliminary esszairmtilia in the Patent Office as to the patastabilitykdan in vention razz. Send sketch or model of the de- Nice and a report will be made u to ths proba bility of obtaining a patent. Special attention given to rejected - appliott tions in the hands of others. ZZIZREINCES 11. S.' Senators : Bon. Geo. E. Edntinds, of Vermont ; Hon. David and Gen. John A. Logan, of Illinois ; lion. Benj. H. 11111, of Geor gia; Hon. L. Q. C. Lamar, of Miss; Bon. S. B. Cullom, Gov. of MOIR ; the Hon. Commissioner of Patent:rand Corps of Examiners and tikepro• prietor of this paper. Write for circ4ar and instructions. • " 3novtf CUT THIS -CiUTT ACENTS 7394 0 K PER.' MAKE - WEE MP. We have stores In 15 leading Cities: from which our agents oblate tits saga fltdcklin • Our Factories and Prised gee are at E r ne. Pa. m Send tca our New Cantu's=- and te= io eats Address • M. NJ WELL • 312 LaNksimannaain ECRANTONZPA. HORsE o fien r d eats.t io curren l Ira moo . imrrionof ••• Treatise - on the Horse and his Diseases.' It gives the best treatment for, all diseases. has CO fine.'engravings showing BOOK ?t o o s n it rbet a t ag ertlia ed n taught in any other way. a table showing , doses of all the principal medicines sued for the horse as well as: their effects and antidotes when a 25 1 'cis V ic'''. a -14ge °Cak rules for telling :the age of a horse. with an engraving showing teeth of each year and I large amount of other valuable horse information. Hundreds of horsemen have pronounced it worth more than books costing $5 and $lO. The fact . that 200.000 sold in about one year ham* it 7111111 re. vised shows bow populati the book is. The tea vised edition is Num woes xersmismim. Run son a CritOIMMI. AGENTS WANTED. Dr. J. B. Sendai k Co.. Etiosburgh Falls. Vermont. Mar 11-Iyr. I • FIRE AND LIFE INSUR4NCE CLAIM AND 1 • COLLECTION AG~N:GY, BRINK Si KICK., Leßayaville, Pa. Will wits Policies for ; risks . in The and Libels sumacs. Collect _Claim with cue and promptness. They represent none tout . • - FIRST-CLASS co#PAlrrit3l' They solicit thscollidence and pstrmisksor those taming business In their line, end trill endasvar 'to merit it. Apply to or address ius3 lii/CY.,TARdysvilie. NM,I P=E! LANE •SLI, DECKER, NTIIIIZTORES 07,: i 1 Livery' and Boarding , Stable, I ; Washington Street, below Main.: , The best rigkao_bo found la any stable la the country, rumbaed at reaseastas ntss.t •• . Its. Damn ;rill give eel:Oldness hispoisoSit attention, and invites his Mends to colf mama sant of literre. W. Iffn itereihis Pliteralsomovirtimaan ,, oak Used i•Atfwgitiaa Wasik :"- . • fteestkr?-iiiilid fikigll4-ink,al is Thor fhifiaas follows r ':' unbar mai end pmdcand bituty4liuty d. fields, parks„ dein*, liohns---Ixantrof gi - !r^ trees, gams( eta, go •to England 4 Iron shall there sat at its full that at idtbde, you eatob mody Oman ;in this co uLtrY•-•the Woad, beaming, hospitable beauty of s per.. featly Naivete' landsospe. bids:4 to see . England h to take r one's Sof the - ordedi, the permanent, the well-kept falba WOrkil of man and of the iontineat, the biaidieent, the 'uniform, in ,the works of nature.- is loses !lo mat perfect bit of garden lawn expanded till lecovers an empire; it is to ass the history of two thousand yaws writ ten in gas and verdure, and in- the lines of the landscape ; , a Continent ooncentrated into a state, the deserte and waste places leftont, story rood of it swarming with life ; the pith and marrow of wide tracts compacted into narrerw fields and reetwited , and forwarded by the most vigilant husbandry.' -Those tleldiloOk stall-fed, those cattle beam con- tentment, those rivers, have never, left their banks; those zoonntalzut are the pendia° of shephtmls; those open forest , slake, halt sylvan; half.pastoral--clean, stately, fall of long vistas and eathedralike aisles—where else can one find. beauty like that The wild and the savage flee away. The - rocks pull the green turf over them line cavern& ; the hills are plump with vegetable mould, and when they bend this way or that• their sides ere wrinkled and dimpled like the forms of fatted cheep. AS fatted they arc, not merely by the Aare of man,-but by the elemings themselves; ;the sky isins fertfik von them ; there is no wear and tear as Witlt =our altmemdely Sealed, parched ,and floii4 l WWI* ; the atrainuktelif the. mould deepens; the Matted turf binds Wand yea* adds to it. All this is not simply' because man is or been so potent in the landseape (this is but half the truth), but because the. very mood and humor of nature herself ie'domes tic and human. She seems to hive grown up frith man and taken on hii look and Iva,yl. Her spirit is that apt the fell, placid einem that you may lead through:your' gar den Or conduct by your door-step without Other danger than a wet sill or a soaked flowerpot, at rate intervals. It it the opu lent-nature& the southern seas, brought by the GO! Stream, and reproduced and per:- pet:lasted here under - these cool northern skies, the fazip and the poia?n taken out ; full, but no : longer feverish—lusty, but no longer lewd. But the charm of the wail, ,the fascination Wein savage, the sublime- , 4 did not won. der, after being in England a few months, that so many of her sons jiungeral and thin' tedaffir these things and pursued them with such to the uttermost rents of the south.,_ What a godsend Niagara would be to, England—something they could . not sad dle and bridle or a section of that awful chasm below the falli, dr a bit of the Coln -redo Talley. Dover Cliffs, which their poet have magnified, are pleasing but nal grar# l they are a broad meadow. propped up by , piece of &ilk three indred sad fifty feet high. The plow and the eaythe come to the brink of them and there is no terror in their frown. A load of hay the same height and breadth would be as impressiye. It is said that 50,000 peo die annually in the - . United States alone this disease. In some sections of the , try one death in every three is frorti Consumption. This antjte, and should be avoided ; :our people areloo careless about an ordidary . • cough or tou, and other symptoms of ththroat and labir • affections that lead to this disease. You should arrest it while itis in the germ. Two orthree doietrof Dr. Daranko's sough and-Lmig Syrup will relieve an ordinary cough or cold. It does not dry up a cough hike many rieparations on the market and leave the dueasebehirul it, but acts directly on the throat'and bronchial tubes, remov ing all the phlegm and morbid matter that accumulates in the throat' and lungs. It allays all irritation, and'. renders the voice clear and distinct. Sold by C. R Porter's Ward House Drug Store. • jnly27ly. A Mill .That .Waa 'Built i la Old totostai Everyone may not know that the govern meat money is printed on paper made in Valton, a Massachusetts tow*. in a mill that had its origin in colonial ;times. As the grayish pulp passes betireew heavy fans, bifc of blue and red silk thread are scattered over its surface. From the pulp room to the vault, where it is stared until it is shipped-to Wallington, it is guarded and manned- as though it were gold. In, mall_ iron safes, like those used bye'express commies, the paper is carried to Washington, where it may be need immediately or amain in the vault' for years. ' During the year 1881 there were printed by the goarninene $16,000,000 worth of legal tender notes, $68,000,000 of rational bank currency, $87,000,000 of bonds, $3B, 000,000 silver certifbates, and 684,469,615 stamps for the 'catmint revenue. In the Bureau of Printing and Engraving more thin one thousand perans are employed, in wetting, plate printing, , , examining, prating, numbering, separating; binding, perforating and engraving. The bank note plates and stamp ?dies are kept in vaults that . requia three mew' time fifteen minutes to open. All the presidents down to Garfield have .been portrayed on bank notes, and three Vice-Presidents, twenty-four Secretaries of the Treasury,, ten Secretaries of State, six Secreteries of War, three Postmaster Geier. als and Chief Justices have been honored in the genie way, babies twenty l aii Senators and max:Waite' and a few other noted persons in science and literature. The highest denomination of legal tenders is $lO,OOO. The next is $5,000, and $l,OOO, 6 500 , $ lOO l 06, GM op, IP, $2 8 1 feUi low. The highest value in national bank IMMO" $l,OOO. The. printing of a bank; note'requireci twenty-two• to twenty4oui clays, and &Whig, the process it pw through the lands of fifty-two persons., ' A woman in 'the cormting - •department counted for seventeen - years and never nada a mistake in that time.--Protidence Join. ad. • t ZW?Dzcm usages. . . • • MEMMEII WEE .-::*00$0***4;';:i: CONSUMPTION. • MAKTKG BANK NOTES. LT!!!2!Ii LADIEV,TONIt A PoeldW`Ctors for an Fons 6 Complaints. „ . • Ladles' Task avoadadbnloolllaaaeoldidi' L. same of Soak* u Y.. sad boo bar sad socacaddly by ladies he t Is a aro are too oil &ak Laukiats. aad Illudida.. Dpauda..ad • al usokaasos abased thooduard aro • comas= to nab do Paine Motaktem,, zliztoposed,, atm yaw NI arpodaßai dad maw lasolar data masa* reg Melo lal • doom. earabast arammoodood wralortodda sm. Wyoming* mod saw omadloo IMMO amen, do net bio diamormod barla "*.LADIES• Topic - 44 . _Mei MIN& u soluAlia di Oa moth IllaPalso• fano ighis MU,. . . • . .<_. 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Ctrii.loireou : A ido l rt tree or your nonlo tum, id 1 0/ 1 1, big 11 1,101 solignlmsi It Itheematlest. It le the best seedleine I ever =ed. - - 1 JO MM. i , rule- 2 , r $1 - I RE GOT. HOYT'S ENDORSEoItE)/T Executive Mansion, -, . - Harrieburoi Pa., Jine - 7, iBB2. John H. Phelps . , Scranton, Pa:— ° • My Dear Sir:—Promptly upori 111.14i:wipe at'Puy' Elixir tcn days since, 'entered upon:its nitO aeloordin9 to your directions, stopping my lodic! Polges., Phor. Ammon, and Wine of Colehium. At :that time I,lcas completely disabled with gout bothfeet 04. - tam in both, knees, and heiptese. Now`.llconliforlably hot& about the house, and expect to, be out in , . a Week. it may be a coincidence, my amendment and Oa use of ,your medicine. I hope for no 0=6)4 to dry tt a§ain, but if need be I shall try it agaia.in afreiN, attack, uiith - . great confidence. Ver,Y za truy it Yr m ra: if() • YT. Phelps' Bheunuctio Elixir cures rheuwatisut in all its forms. Dr: , H. C. /brier , ft Son,Druggiits, Agents ,04 2inkces* &:Dii-- - . - W-E..:•_l WIG & COOK STOVES IAIisT- STREET ' s''A I show , the LARGEST VARIETY of Mans Boys and Childrens OVERCO TS - TO BE I S OUND IN TOWAIIDIL • They are made of first-class ma rial and I guarantee a perfect fit every time. I keep constantly on hand a LARGE ASSORTAIENT of GENTS - FURNISHING IGOODS HATS, CAII3, TRUNKS, TRAVELING BAG &c. MEN'S DRESS AND BIJSINESS SUITS Form a special feature in my business I take the lead in his Depaitment as well as all others. ..I . have no Plate Glass windows of polished counters, but 'I keep THE RIGHT GOODS and the public appreciate theiriextra value. I inn safe in saying ItIY STOCK CANNOT BE EQUAIJ3I) IN TH E COUNTY. I have just received a large invoice of -1 s and 1 Winter-'Clotiing and will be pleased to show these goods. Calf at • Fall M. FOR Mills, Threshers, Mowers, Churn 'POwers Sewing Machines, &c: BY WE PINT,' QUART, _ GALLON- • Bar Specialprices in 5 and 10 gallons and bbl. lofs. At the old reliable Cash Drug Store, - H. C. Porter- di Son Corner gain and Pine Streeia, Towanda, Fa HUMPHREY :BRO&.-&- MEWB I .IIOYB O WOMEN'S. MU= -MD' 00 - 0 . 0:8h-opt;',::90.00.0 - 0;:i*: I I : 1 HAVE A NEW STOCK .OF DON'T BU T BEFOIaIt3PECTING 1 .. -. L.0,q.,- - ,--..T:0.-'Ol. E. .ROSENFIELD'S and buy where you see the Crowd: Mougnfacturers and Who Wade Dealers lIM CORNER._ MAIN AND --ELIZABETE ICC.)WANIDA., MI CO. - I I DA, PA. TOWAI TRACY OssosaisS odisiaarsetsiedtatlt Ls reasaasided mad Seessdhsdbittabisidesidaas fa the easSary. Oat agrscult wets the a ehanasadsares met pito. Wrilleare eatlzebr UN worilforts ot =se . . se tli, agog, Lemandloss, tressulsr sad gated Wad of . IssonaskahallOvarisaltosidat, Istasmallso sad -- ME tk):1111 Dl.ll 1r - ! I %MEETS, 1 , ' 1 ' -1 a.,.„„, r7 - :[:,:r7-; leo ,-,...„, 'i.%::::.-C,F,.; ~......,-;'.'(, - 1 , 1.1',' ..:.. •-'''''. ' ,-,-,....iit0 iiiisip4-10.3.r ;kw , 41,1 - thontioyfis qui* pistood total of Calkiii icitins, with bimekets a- bog; jeWatty wldahthej !brat at as with a jaidshiatimitibiliti dotage of entreaty - tbstillaiditOt be detail We loaded :in the Multi andOnkiiiied oar purses of their Si. vas Mad wag ow :At the - Mist fora of the toed - we were confronted by a freckled. lodides". wail:Med, Sallow; higtilidiohliekett old female,; who assured no she, was the panddenghter of the beautiful Bate DaY, wondrous charms Ton Ideate bad hiteestilized in verse sad "dame Ino gintleinizi inter puled the' cottage> whirred ,taking adrink or pothem ":Mid Kate Bear pey's guesairighter.!' ' The guide, a ied nosed linibjed,t of Bing Alcohol, indorsed 'all . her 'tawnier*, and we iherefore swalloned tier dose* of dame ind :were enrolled nixes heryegister as "thine sintlemen." Scarce. 1 ly were we' eased from the descend_ ant of lovely Hata lien' two men Heated by .; the path sprang p, and with a suddenness that was stetting fired off two cannon r InlnuMess in it ord as they Oder, afterward infoymed us . .. we m art heir " theWO echo." After we hadirecorered from the - shock; we thanked. theni for , their kind intentions, and Were infonied that " gintlemen always gave two ablilingatapsy for the powther," and deitiams tai preserve to ourselves and ruder ity "that grand old n"rer of gentleman" We again subeiribed. A little further °rule lee were journating innocently along, another mason Was exploded at oar feet and a -rag ged, trunlgelairel_ giant blocked the mad and gave us to understand that theirs! eidur perfonnenee was a very slim affair, comp:F. olio the OW he had lust furnished ns, aid that such noblemen, as our , faces betrayed 111 to be, anda not Omit hiiii; to go Unre warded. We again preserved our repute. tionisad again passed on. 'Soon two hare footed hinwa with sinning smiles curesied in our faces, and in dulcet tones told us they . wore Mary and Joanna, and that they Were trying hard to make up enough to pay their marriage lines, and if we would be good enough to buy a " dhrop of mountain dew" that was, "real and had river seen a striae of wather" we should receive their blowing and, Heaven would give us a prosperous journey. 'We bought their goods. Next; beneath asheiving rock, we encountered an old blind fiddler scraping the similitude of a violin, attended by a witch Si years old, who danced a hornpipe with great vigor, , and tho guide solemnly stated that it Would be considered a great disgrace in the country and qnite probably bring upon us dire dims tem should we fail to some down handsome ly to these worthy .veter a ns. Again wapro pitiated the rollers of heaven and . eiwth. And so it kept on—girls and boys:men! and' women, lame, halt and blind, old and young, pretty and ; haggard, besieged' us 'at every step with some new demand. Every rod of ground was sacred • to some memory or lidded that required us to buy their Milk or "mountain dew," in order to carry away with us even the vestige of a decent mune.— Cerrespandence of the Springfield 111 a. , -, Wahaut Leaf Hair Restorer. It is"enir,ely different from all others. It is as clear as water, and, as its name indi cates, is aperfect Vegetable Hair Restorer. It will immediately free the head frota all dandruff, restore gray hair to' its natural color 'and, produce a. now grwth where it has, fellen - off. It does not in any manner affect thelasalth, which Sulpher, Sugar of Lead and Nitrate of Silver preparations have done. It will change light or faded hair in a few days to a beautiful glosiy brown. Ask your druggists for it. Each bottle is warranted. Sums, KLINE & Co., Wholesale-Agents, Philadelphia, and C. N. CarrrEivroar, New York. JiuM, I, 1882. ly. I' ,A , ,-, WHO ARE THE IBUCCEPEISUL MEN I How many ministers can lay face to face with • .looking class, " I am a snowman Are they? How ? Io what way? Money? INOnsense.i. Ministers don't go into canon'. j eels to make money They are there to win souls. -.They don't go there for social dis. .kaW or, fat fees. Thei go there to win - men him o lower to a higher plane. It al ways seemed to me a weak point In the Methodist economy that they changed their pnWchers from post to post every two yews. YOsi can't kill the devilln two years, yon know.' You can't eradicate tares and things biennitgly, you know—eau you, now? Bo I don't see that those els:quint and magnetic partly have a fair chance at the adversary, :end no wonder he goes about seeking,whern he may devour. And dociore. What doc tor' ever made a bit and a . success at first? Now and then they marry an heiress. le thatsuccesst I know two jolly, good looking young doctors in Brooklyn, each of wham mar. 6)&000,000 and a brick house. All right. Tliat's why they married, and that's what they got. It they hadn't married money and a brick house they might in time have become fool doctors. As it is they are noth : in but axial ornaments in public, and little better than lapdogs in private. What Wr yer Over. made a' quick mews r wimp:eb be? -193i0w him np. What nonsense. We have a few in Gotham who are called sea cessful, and they .are hardly fledged. One married a daughter of a rich toady, and was given a superb residence and $50,000 a year. la he a success ? All right. If you think so; we differ. I know another whose "mother" had the most pronounced raid. ance--turd the best known-.-on Fifth avenue. Sb. died. The di daughter "inherited $250, 000 in cash, and heaven knows • what else. loc he a access? What editor ever achicied a success in a hurry ? I don't desire to be personal, so FU stop before I begin. Bat, just east' your ,eagle eyes over our rich, young editors. That's all I ask.-4'lnTadel- Pida Timer • NOTED BUT UNTITLED WONAllip Mom this Iloston 01/210 I iteirn. More r•-; 7hsshowfaeagood Mom of Ito. Ws lifteb Am. et Lys^ lbea..wbo aboviell ether halm behige nag be teothteny aiDedthe "Dear Mend at Woman? mom of her eareeeposhate lame(' ea her. hbe eadoedideralstito larva*. lad& Is the anteome et a 111Mtatr; and lie obliged to imp mix lady belpbaemmerthe loge almopootheee mrldeb deft pawls spoo bier, eseb teastagits Redd badoe oe gamble. al' XV ad eolooso .IR Ber VogotabloCoodomodfal inedidoo tor good said aol Ir 2 purposes I him peaoaelt► idirdeddledd URA aaiaathilaloffbeteathoflb% _ Viaseatioi,, Moans.. an rePheilsimis sad So Mk pftessioftalinstamikad &Levet:My adopted to Ussamagiot 1/00! Itgir every *lke& of the weak aad eves write eidyison It =loves Wotan% Iliideaccn a** atlembstor sthankati,anditillem wok. —ae thistaeoseb. 111 cares Moatlavaaidselier. Iknossitaitesik" Game Duff:. pis. Densioa lad lodisation. Tbal feeling of boastrie domeingarirda„ vetsidi and bactachs. b Oran plumes*, eared tcy its use. IS MI isiirandiesertmon g ad is lionoony with Se law goireastie tesakoThaim • nolo WY SI. per bottle or els tor th.ead is add top eregel*ltv. ith at So elembl ezel theme, el isseptho biert) been restoreato peke, biethli by the pei at the Tegetathe Compommkeen demised tteaddreethellhsP., via Amp toe, Neely; at Me lam Wen, Iteea Yee taw Clomphiste all either Nes Ude aespandle lethetheled es thenthetteithgoolds ohm is alba, ltddrusilLiverftle saystrewster,iiiro the bet eue the earth for the eto et_ thudi Sekirmeis and Tcepldtty oftiv itr er. We Bloat Preamnielanradlersla Its thisasibildstaii AliirignieseksialisaAimpletliseeyrboNass Milighstillodoltoodtootheil. - - readidiftgra 0) - IteliAaLW ISZE morn - Ar is =vs Kw. Nsunummo.AnTeitintoAND nPZLLI 3 - iscßortmotra.43.lol. AND • HUMO . , The aims of most human ills.••and coring when, physicians. hospitals. and allotbermstbods sad reusable SU. Scrota l& or King's Oil, Glanduler Swellings..l7laers;Old Sores. Milk Leg. Merwarial Affection., ErysiWiLsecimors, Abscesses, C.f.! buncles; Soils, Diseaski Wasting or the libeematism.! Constipation. Plles, Dyspepsia. slut all itchingi and Seely • . • • Of the Skit slid fiestp.+;-such as Salt lthenm, Psoriasis. Tetter,Ringsrorm. Barber's Iteb,Sedd Bead. Itching Piles. /Int other Dislitetteg and Tenurial' , Humors; from e• pimple W.'S RCMP elide Woes. when, assisted by Ottneutts and Cal icos& Soap, the pest ahi-Cuires. CIITIOURA A sweet. unchangeable Medicinal Jelley, clears offal utensil evidence of Blood Humors, eats &s ay Deed Skin and flesh, instantly allays Itch• tag and Irritations.lioftens. Booths. and Beals. Worth its weight In gold for all Itching Dis ellgra. . ' I CVTICUsA soar An Exquisite. Tollet. Rath. and - Nursery Sana tive. Prans with delicious flower odors and healing balnm Contains in M modified form all the virtues of. the great Skin Cure, end bindle ble in the treatment of Skin and Orals Di , and for restoring, preterving, and bean the and akin. The only Medi " Baby Soap - - Comma - are the - only real ' thee for diseases of the Skin, *alp and Blood. Priem Cirnotma Exsommirr, 111,60 per bottle, CllTthhaa. MM. per box; large boxes,sl.oo; Cam cone atconnsar. Totter soap, 25c.; OITICIVIU. MILDICIXAL SLUM Soap. lac. Sold everywhere.- , Depot; WEEKS fr. POTTER, Beaton, Mass. n , CATARRe . • Sanford's Radical Cote r. ma GREAT AMEICAN BALRAKIO DISTILLA TION OF wins HAZEL. AIIaMDAN PINE CANADUM FIR. •MARIGOLD. • CLOVER BLOSSOM. ETC., For the Immediate Relief and Permanent Cure of every form of Catarrh, from a simple Head Cold or Influents to the Less of Smell, Taste and' hearing. Cough. Bronchitis, and Incipient Consumption. Indorsed by Physicians. Chem ists, and - Medical Journals throughout the world, as the only complete external and inter sal treatment. One bottle.Badical Cure. one box Warhol Bolventand Sanford's Inhaler. elfin one pack - age. of all druggists for 11. Ask for Sanford' a Radical Cure. Wimp a POTTER, Boston. S' ELECTRICITY -Gentle yet Etteatire, united with Reeling Balsam. ran it v der COLLINS' VOLTAIC ELECTRIC' PLASTERS one' hundred times superior, to all other plasterefor every - • Pain. Weakness andlnitam -4AASTEtieI = d u ' Fri", 2s' ' Dents. eveirrhers.l = r.I.XtZ.naPB 7 77 1 lailliSiLlff. ' 4 , ...:,..i.:t;%1_,... Tin cler.Ant dressing-. N. -,..,,,,,.:_,.:•:,,. ~..i.terct.,,, by those tk. .."' '' , .- . 7.4 - 4 , 4 , ,,..A tv . ha have usedit. to Any sgclo... ~,, , p,`,41. ..,- • :. 7.1 maki:ar article, on tier t"k,,,„:"."..-....f.,,,at.L*-0:;.,....t. of its superiors ~„..... ,-..., 4 . 1„ , : . „.. ' z:c.saline!s And purity. •-t 1; 1 ; I t:71- - .t• - 41. , * it contains :materials t,:;._ , S- ..7- ,:—., cy../. c....- • Only that Ars beneficial ... , ,,A4, ....:A to tho scalp padbait 4 ...... t - .0 , - _and ahrzys • 4 ~ Nes the 'tat:Alai Wort; Orey er Faded Nair Pnrktes Mir Bah= is finely perfumed And is warranted. to prevent falling of the hair And to se. • inure dr.talrutf a ntl itching,. ,Htscos & Co . N.Y. 60e; and et atm, et dirattsb dregs tad ttedictists. PARKER'S ;lOi A km:daft Ilathi lad Strang* Rdnt.. If you are a met:bank or farmer. worn out viltb overwork. or a mother run down by lanily or house. hold duties try PAIIKER'S GINGER TOTC. If you area bwyer,, minister nbnusess man Linseed by mental wain or anxious cares, do not take 'intoxicating stimulants,butuse Parker's Ginger Tonic If you have Consumption. Dyspepsia. Rhenn: but, Kidney Complaintsoar any disorder of thelungs, 'stomach. bowels, blood or nerves,P:agarea'Grttpue Tomc'will cure yott.' las the Cteatest Blood Purifier Aid 11111 Best and Surest Cough Cure Cott toed. • If , you are wasting away from age. dissipation or any diw-sso or weakness and require a stimulant take GINGER TONIC at unee; it will snvigorate . and build you up from the first dose but Will never tato:into. It ban saved hundreds of livei; it may save yours. CAUTION I—Uetoe sulatitotas. Poise' alagerTople Is - pls.:pond of the best remedial agents to Mewed& auslielontlesly differest from pr.perstkm of cloys slow. Bend for -Otalas Slums k co., N. T. 604 sb $1 tint. at &dials KENDALL'S SPAWN CUM • Is sure in its effects, mild in Its-action as it does not blister; yet is penetrating and powerful to reach every deep seated pain or to remove any bony 'growth or other • enlargements, such as spaying, splints curbs, callous, sprains, swell- . lugs and any lameness,and all enlargements of - the joints or -limbs. r for rheumatism in man and for any purpose for which a liniment is used for man or bean. It is. now known to be the best liniment for man ever used, acting mild and yet certain in its effects. Send address for Illustrated Cireulai which we think gives positive proof of its virtues. No. remedy has ever met with such unqualified tw eets to our knowledge, for beast as well a man. Price $1 per bottle. or six bottles for $5. All Druggists have it or can get it for ychi, or it will be ant to any address on receipt ofltrice by the burgh Falls, 11, J. lining. Co.. burgh Falls. Vt. Sold by all Ilraggibte. lEsTAin..unsi. ins 1865.1 •• HOWARD A 4-SNOW, Solicitor of • ' AMERICAN AND rougti3x ra"diILITENITIOS. STREET N. W.. WASHINGTON, D. C. (Successor w Gilmore, Smith aco ~ -- Chipman, Roamer & Co.) Patents procured upon the same' plan which mai originated and anccessfu.Uy practiced by the aboce-named Arm. Pamphlet of sixty _sages sent upon receip t o sOk,Wp.) InorSl NATHAN TIDD, 1 .islassiroVr.imaiteon,) • MTSTON; WILKESBAARE AND LOYAL SOCK 13 O.A L-, TOOT OP purz mum REAR OOORT HOUSE. TOWMI)A, PA. p► LOWEST PRICES FOR CASE. lie The pOlvatee of my old Mende the pub •enasuy hi solicited. esepli JOBPRINTING OF ALL KINDS :- dose it slant nottes sad resusablis rates We Rensucax . ~ .cog,, ._._._,~ - - ;.Sim ,asp:; .. f.: ... .. -a• itOi COUCH& COLDS SORE TMNli'- f 101 1 CHITIS...-. !SONIA - CONSUMPTIONiDIseasemicit. THROAT, elli.::,' ' .' .-. • ...- - T i Asa : yea s illrel i etC4 ( 4 . l ll b 1 171;f.r ; ;;;.: -• :. srAttb t•• 4 , 4 i l ' i : - ' UONCligir a A e STITI:i - ,C," t : , and um gages. and all diseases el i.:t. -." ,!- , and giNatt. ball has never been an y cpmponnded as in 1;:.• ":. , •.• . RYE.' Us soothissßalsandowoman s dinsive stimulant and t.7+.7., s • , . .' oPstens Marta* mei bas been re Quart size bottles, PrieettlAio. - 2e it gylnal I - Eestr i ejetzt.d.putetqw,rhp„try v . ,. jr - . J., ..-::, ~.: ..... nui-al. ~UP .11.1 1-„ wikiv!l :, - - ' •:'illiMar . Al_ _ _. Lisa Die rtori dal"' Stamp on ta.s , .i :,.. pets,tit* b•Sessliqy , Glessaws surd umsers Everyirlaern. • ,- . -. .'i - : Atil" WMINNW !MUM TAX OR, _LICI:NSE. 1 Th•TOLD,ROCK AND NVEIIN. iProprietart,4! River St, CIO - cagoi'lit - . • • , _ ' -• lELINWS' INARKET., - b A :IFL Et LA EiLt.Ogl JOHN .W.IKLINE, MOT &VEGETABLE A.YEtICET ti • more convenient location. and established himself in the Carroll Block. opposite' Seely's Hotel. is prepared to supply his patrons with TUE CHOICEST OF MEATS. _ FISH, OYSTERS IN THE IR SEASON. - FRESH VEGETABLE'S. DOMESTIC rittrrr. a SirßowaNA SAITEIAGA;a specialty. All oV dem promptly delivered. _ KENDAtL'S SPAVIN CURE la' sure to cure iipavins. Splints. rb, he. It removes all unnatural enlargements. Dore nos sums. Bu no equal for any lameness on beast or man. it has cured hip-joint lanieness in a person who bad mit ered 15 - years.,Also cured rheum . Ulm, corns, frost-bitas or and moires. cut - or lameness. It has no equal for any blemish en heicee. Send for illustrated circular giving poarnits rac9v. Price $l. ALL DRUGGISTS have it or can ge tI t far you. Dr. B.J. Kendall k Co.. Proprietors. Ruosourgh Vermont. 11. 0. Worms, Agent. Towanda. Pa. . b.t F nowrmfo l thepubeTon ß . T..raenoirstroqi:rus than a t any thin g not flooded. We will start,you. $l2 a day and up wards made at home by the mdustrions. Men. women. boys and girls wanted nierywhere to work for us. Now is the time. You can work Ln spare time only or give your whole time to rue business. You can bye as home and do the work No other business will pay you nearlyss weLl. - --- No one can fail to; make enormous pay °ten oning at once. Costly Outfit and terms free.— Money made fast, easily and honorably. Address„ Taus & Co.. Augusta. Mame.. Dec 16 7 -Iyr • Yon need not Die to Win • . '• IN THE . . MUTUAL ENDOWMENT! •, _ - AND ALIVINT .A3SOCALTION Of _ . ! -- 1 TIM receive one-half or your insurance. ac cording to the American Life Table, when. two thirds of your life expectancy is finished—for illustration. a man or woman joining the Asso ciation et 36 years of age taking a certificate for $2,600. receives $1,7i6 'when a little over 66 years of age exactly he exactly the peeled in life - when a little ana nynchlptime.nerally more needed tbui at a other is generally BLADES Si , ROGEBS. jtmatf. . General Agents for Penn's: Stevens & LOilg GRocznizs, COUNTRY PRODUCE COX' MAIN AND PINE STS - • , . . . .. ... ---. -Lam -noir 'tints , • . , i.-•;- - •„,„..., .. •- ' . ' 4 , •. . . ... •- ' -',- --:-.: '. :, " --' ' ' 1,..,.• Z •-•.. 1 ' r w- i f ::,, , : ll4 7 , '':.. .: _' '.• , L ' 6 -:, L - L 5 p' 2 , .' . , - • .:- - ' . .• ~,••• ... • ... , , •.' L L L' '• L ": -,•:. L -'••• • . ...•.:'-' ''` i . ' :. -.- L. ':'' ' .:; • . ' c• -r 'j : ''. a , •,j ': •• 1 L - . L'7 '' - '1 . I L ' . . -.- . • -a- .) .A . LI ~• . ~-.7•'-:7, ~ . ' ' .e!- - : - , - - • ...,-..r. , . • % . ::I ' : L. . ::-:' -'‘'• ' .. ' ' N.Z‘-..i .....,. ' f ...-- ' Main Stree4 rink Ward. - HIVING ‘IIEMONTD BIS General peelers in PROVISIONS, 11In : 41 :4 34:i MI 34 I I To !bell* new rwre 0 1 4 111 11 }10 01 ra4 t Eltirrens 4 itercar.) They invite attention ,to`their complete • assortment and very large stock of: Choice New Goode, which they have &Warp on hand. SPECIAL ATTENTION OIVEN To the PRODUCE TRADE . And ,ioaati Paid for Desirable' Kinds. EMME Wagons &Carriages OLD ESTABLISHMENT JAMES. BRYANT, Lion of FARAIEBB and others to his large and eomplett assortment of ()pen & Top I.3n.grz,ies PLATFORM WAGONS all of Ida own MANUFACTURE and war.: ranted in every par-_ . • titular marchl7• Bsyint's Flexible Springs used in all Ylattora Wagons. The easies . t and beat in one. NOW IS YOUR TIME TO .IWY Look ate ese figures Two Seated Carnage, irom. Plustons one seated Top Buggies Open Miggies - DentoC-rat Wagons Remember that the above are all fully inirszt ed, first-class or no pay.; Repairing promptly atttended to at 25 per cent below last years prices.t ORlceand Factory nor. Slain and Elizabeth 4te. JAR BRYANT. 21febS2* . Towanda - _s:cl.Slore ITA.IN TI2EET+ Is prepared to :pffef a complete DRY AND FANCY GOODS, Crockery, Glassware, WHITE and DECORATED CIDNA, Latest designs and patterns' of MAJOLICA. WARE, BIRD CAGES, SATCHELS'. &C., For the coming Spring Trade, we adhere as heretofore to our established principle—that a qnict sale wither small profit is better than a slow one-with a large profit—and therefore our . laiees in any line of goods will .compay favarable with the prices (Carly other house, SEirWe endeavor to sell the best article for the least possible money. my64f LOEWUS FREIMUTH. SEEM SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT JAMES McCABE AS REMOVED MIS ORNERY 1315r9n S THE SOUTH-EAST Coasp4t . op MAIN AND BRIDGE STREETS, WHERE Head Quarters FOIL BVEIITTITING IN THE LINE OP MEM% MIIBIOIB, CASH PAID for .Desirable Pro, dilce. Fine; PlY11:1:11" 4. 1nd - E(4tIS _ spwialty. till • THE MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY ever dir covered. as 11711 certain in its effects aud dues not blister.. Also excellent for human flesh READ PROOF BELOW. PROM COL. L. T. FOSTER. •Youngstown. Oh10;41sy loth, pis). Da. B. J. KiSDALL & CO :—I had a very miss ble liambletonian colt which I prized very high' I Y. he buds large bone sprain on one joint and a small one on.tbo other which made Lana Tell lame; I had him under the charge of two veteri nary surgeons which failed to cure him. I sal one day reading the advertisement of Kendall' , Sparta Cure in the Chicago Express. I deterrala " 0 1 ' 3 = o So try it, and get our druggist , he? to send tog it, they ordered three bottles i'l toot them all and thought I'would give it I thorough trial. I used itac rding to directions and th e ' f°u'tb day the It ceased t cifhtobe lame, and ;be lumps have dip peered. I used but one botde and the colts lim s are as free from lumps sla as smooth as ag horse in the state. Be is ea hirelY cured. • 'ef cure was so remarkable that, I let two of dilkiheighbors have the remaining two bottles. whiter° now using it. _ ' ' .' i YerY Respectfully, ' flqi L. T. FOSTER- - . Ken.:ve Spavin .- Cure , ~.. ,- • . UMANiT FLESH. Fatten's Mills . Washlon dik.. N.Y.. Feb.21..51. ts Da. B. J. razu. Dear Sir:—The particular., case on irhi I used your Kendall's Bpsein cars lirall,,e malignant ankle sprain of sixteen meat. 11111 pulair. I had tried many things. but in rou v. clic: Tour IPallin i CUPS put the foot to the g kiln, and 'for the %int time since hurt. ins natural position. For a family liniment t eels anything we ever used. ' Tours truly, , _ 1111V.11; P. BELL. _ Pastor of 11. E. Caurch. Fattens Mills N.h Price 11. per bottle. or six bottles for $3 it i! ! _II Druggist' leave it or =get it , far you, 0 r . be Mint to any address on receipt of pricekbf C 0..". proprietors. DE. B. J. KENDALL k }:2,a burgh Vas. Vt. Sold at -Dr. H. C. Portei 9 s Dra g.-Stortt mi. riiivirsi. LICEIIII2 Cheaper than ever at the . would call the atten- 7' II F.: NEXT DOOR TO FELCI! , ;went of FIE 11AS ESTIBLISIIED ' *c., Sze. ~~~~ UM to $175 12.5 to 159 125 to 1.511 ksq to lio 90 to no dpril .> 17