SPEAK SP. ' J very small boy, with pitiful lot of iiincivql features, looking afraid to go home afrei to be away from horn‘erept up to a large gentleman with an aggressive stomach and an obtrusive watch chain, and said : "Plef.se;sir buy a penny Pa per?' The big gentleman' was lolling iu a big chair tilted back against the; front, of a bi Intel. He glowered at the' little boy, and' grabb:4l him by the arm : •.`, Look here, you little rascal, what do you speak iu that kittenish way for ?' That won't sell papers. That woul sell anything , Why don't you speak right up and sing it out, • Hero's your penny paper Yell it: Then people will think you've got soma thing.Your sneaking little please, sir,' won't catch on in this loud world. Peihaps you are half-starved at home. Maylia you are licked. But don't bring that out into the istreets. It won't help you any. Bo biave and cheerful. Rustle round, little fel- -low, and'ehirp it bold, and sometime you wiU be a Min with a sheep farm or a'silver mine, or strike it in` Congress. Here, how ninny have' you got?' Three, eh? Well, here's a half dollar for 'em ; and _don't you gm mew round any more.. Miring don't catehmice."—Ciasinnati Saturday night. Heartily Beeolystended Don't.condemn a good thing because yon hove been deceived by worthlew;nostsums. Parker's Ginger Tonic has cued many in this section of 'nervous disorders, and we recommend it heartily to such sufferers.-- CAUSE OP CHILLS AND FEVER. Speaking of the prevalence of malaria, the Correspondent of the Hartford Tithes says: Professor Chandler, the head of our New York Board of Health, long ago undertook to find out exactly 'what produCed chills and what remedies could be applied at the root of the disP:. • e—quinine was t all very , well, but the sight of a whole people &slag them selves for n trouble unknown • fon years ago and evidently due to some error of mod. ern life, was not pleasant. So I tters were sent to }physicians all around Ne York and the united wisdoth of the professio brought into play. _ The verdict was, on the part of the City sewer gas coming into_houses through imperfect drains and pipcis.: The country doctors found the chief cause of evil in the proximity of cess-pools and wells: The result of the wide publication in New York of reports upon malaria and the sadden - fashion among physicians of attributing at most every 'ailment from birth to death it: malaria, has given rise io a new profession —that of Sanitary; Engineer—and added a business to the City's industry, before the pe culiarities of which • plumber turns pale kith envy. • - A Varied Performance. Many_wonder how Parker's Ginger Tonic can perform such varied cures, thinking it essence of ginger, •whe i n.-in fact it is made from valuable . medicines:A: which act bene ficially on every diseased organ. „ . THE " JOG*" SLAUGHTER" COACH.- Among the coaches being brought up into Montana from the Black Hills country by Gilmer ik Salisbury, there is one built on the old Concord style and lined with plate iron, which was used to carry the treasury box iu. Ou one side of this coach there are ten buck shot holes, made by a party of robbers in the Spring of 1867:- The coach has been namod "Johnny Slaughter," the name of the driver who was shot from a box at that time and killed. .The robbers failed, how ever, to recover the treasure, as the driver fell from the seat, and the horses, * which were going fast, mu into the station before stopping., If this coach could talk it could tell many interesting adventures during the early mining days of'the Black Hills.—ffeat Lake City Tribune. Sparkling ;Eyes. Rosy cheeks and clei.r complexion only accompanying good health. Parker's Ginger. Tonic .bettet than anything, makes pure* r rich bl and, brings health, joyous spirits, streo and beautr. -- 7=Ladies try it. 8az0.7 ~--- • iery 1.11:4.—Mr. S. S. Co; of Austin, who is not vnry accurate in his speech; has a very precocious boy named Sammy, whose manners and ways are - very objectionable, so mucli:so that the father became very. much excised a few days ago and, without think ing ;*hat he said, rebuked Sammy : in the folliiVing words "You miserable little scamp, I should think you would know liy observing my conduct what things are not proper and decent." And then he wonder ed why everybody in the rooia laughed.— Texas Siftings. Annoyance Prevented Gray hairs arer honorable but their prema ture appearance is annoying: Parker's ''Hair Balsam prevents the annoyance ..by restoring the youthful color. :* .g. 1P4.0 • 1 , 04 I. 1,,,{1 PHENOL SODIQUE. Proprietors: Wl= & Plutioteiphia. DiTIAISAIST it ill Wed for all kinds of *WM; relining pain instantly, and rapidly healing the wounded parts. Cairn prompt and pavionunit rebel in BURNS. SCALDS. CHILBLAINS, VENOMOUS STINGS or'SITES. CUTS and WOUNDS of every description. leressw.w.r.—le is invaluable in CHOLERA, YELLOW TYPHUS. TYPHOID. SCARLET. and other FtlYrin In NASAL CATARRH. Feu! Discharges from the EAR. OZ/ENA, Afeetions of 4h. ANTRUM, and CANCEROUS AFFStPTIONS, it b a boost to Sethi Physician and Patent. For SICK-ROOMS, and all IMPURE and UNHEALTHY LOCALITIEAIRed to ',repent the spread IV CONTAGION, II is the kit DISINFECTANT known. Whiner's introduced it establiihea itself as s .fasorat DOMESTIC REMEDY. " toik arcauscum AND Ginn!. WERCHANDiSeifiALLRIL. AGENTS! AGENTS! AGENTS! For GEN. DODGE'S bran' new book, entitled Thirty-Three - Years Among OUR WILD INDIANS] troc record of the Authors TAirty-Teeee ream Pereetel Experience ammo our Julian& With en able Inttixitutisi By Gen. Sherman. This sew work ins it Gam robecribed for by Pniiiett AiTllrit and entire Cabinet, sad by Gm. Sicrwai, Gee. -Geerert, Gen. Sberidesk, Gem. Hasoock, au/ thearreads of Ern- Mart Men. GILL Gnaw/ aaysi—"B is the best boob on • hails LA era. written. - Rumor Witter (Methodlitr nye e—.,3 is a book elf imietesse velure." It is the ontiriuthen tic amount of our India:wryer published, fully reveal ing their "inner acmes doings, exploits; tie.- It is seplets with thrilling experiences of thetAuthor, and of fa mous &mats, Trappers. Cow-boys, Miners, Border irati:n ete, vividly portraying Life in the Great West uit ht ,,, C i 4. 4U tholeand Wpm:S. With Steel Engravings and Flaw t Chamie-Lithogniph Mates In 10 eolon, from ithutogriptu toiletry the 11. S. Government espivita far thia9 ieat eon. AIII9LNItin This grand book is now out-wiling all othrts 10 to 1. No covet:aim Agents avera;mi 10 to *0 orates • day. We vent 1000 mere heats it: once.. Ex eimar Territory and ,Sporiel Term ginns. Our large CiICU. lan with full parties/we swat :free. A line Specimen Hate went isadditioi for • 3 cent stamp. Address the sole pules, A. D. WORTHING TON & CO., Mat rani., Coax: , ASBURY PARK NEW JERSEY: NORTH END HOUSE C. T. SMITH., Manager, (former]; of the Ward House.) ' This house occupies the finest location in the Park* Onl7 200 yards from the beach. Full and unobstruitetkview of ocean, , =meat- CANCERS CURED AT CRANE'S CANCER INFI% MARY, ADDISON, N. Y. ' EDNDILIDS OP 1131100N8. "our all parts of the world have been cured of this much dreaded dMasse sad are now living witnesses that they have been rescued from a terrible and untimely death. Doctors. Ministers had the Poor treated Free. Write Ma Cirmilarsiving full particulars. Address Drs. G. CRANE A ItUall BROWN Addison. N. Y. • Sept.llo.lyr.Opitsco. LETTER HEADS, BILL. HEADS NOTrifILIDS, &i~wfated in the bat itrli of the ut at the linfaismas once. . . ....... _ _ 0 • 0 t POSITIVELY CURED BY Benson's Capcine Porous Plasters. Reasons- Why they-are Preferred ,ta AU Other Porous Piasters or ilExternal Item:attest j necianae they possess an the merit of the strengtbening porous Neater, and contain' In M ears thereto the nowly discovered powerful sad active vegetable combinatitio which seta with in creased robefacient, stimulating, sedative and counter Irritant effects. Second. • ' Because they are s genuine pteirinuenticalprep. nretion, and so recognized by the missal= Because they ere tbo plasters that mane pain at once. . Because they will poldtively taro diseases whlelt other remedies will not even relieve; . • Mau imam over 15000 physicians jai draggles tarn voltduartly testified that they are =puke to all other plasters or medicines for external wig, Strata • &ewe the menufactnrent bill e received the only medals over riven for porous planters. Bensois Come', Porous fluid SEABURY & JOHNSON, Ifundsetarnig Chemists. New Yolk. OVER REDIED A LAST. ' - 15cts, MEAD'S Medicated CORN and BUNION PLASTER. • • THE GREAT OPTICIANS, .924 CHESTNUT STREET:. •• • •p. p; " SUPERIOR KNOWLEIG: SUPERIOR SKILL. , SUPERIOR LENSES and - SUPERIOR FACILITIES Formuinulacturiar. all combine to Sive oilr SPECTA CLES and EYEGLASSES a national reputatim LOST SIGHT NEVER RETURNS. DO . not trifle with r yOor eyeilT taking V SUIT - ABLE GLASSES. Catalogues as follow, f or,pricar:an : —Part 1— Mathematiml Instritntent. pap.,,. Pert 2_opti a d Instruments. lb.; p-'gam. Part 2-711fair'w Latitmus r ,in, littirea. Part 4—plalopiriv,a Latrin"m t t.B,l6o pion CATARRN • , • • Sanford's Radical Curd. A single dose instantly relieves the :most via lent Sneezing or Heed-Colds, clears the bead as by magic, stops watery discharges from 'the nose and eyes. .prevents ringing noises in the head, cures Nervous Headache and subdues Chills and Fever. In Chronic Catarrh it dela:mei the nasal passages of. foul—mucus, restores the sense of smell, testa and hearing when affected, frees the head, throat and bronchial tubes of Offensive matter, I sweetens and purifies the breath, stopi the - cough and s arrests the prog res. of catarrh towards consumption. ,One bottle Radical Cure, one box .Catarrhal Scilvent and Sanford's Inhaler, one pack age. of ail - druggists for $l. Ask for Sanford's Radical Cure, WEEKS Fityrpm, Boston; , '..r .....,-' - 8 - " i - :100-Atnies id t orc!, effectual 01.1:1 .ff 7 than any other plaster o electric battery for pain ...:' anti weakness of the Lungs, k . , , Liver, Kidneys and Urinary organs, Partial Paralysis. ---- •• ---....... Rheumatism. N eur alg is. ) f - `..-Hysteria, Female Weak. ...,. „ nese. Nervous Paine and • .. _ p,„ e: Wes k lmesses. Malaria and 4'I,ASTEit Far ..evr and Ague: . Price 25c. 801.erywhere PAT .NT.S. .L FOREIGN. Frank A. Fonts, Afters:ley-hi-Law, Lock Box, 356, Washifigton, D.C. . • W Ten years' experience. - I make ao .for my services -unless a patent be granted. _preliminary examination in the Patent Office as to the patentability of an in vention - rams. Send sketch -or model of the de vice and a report will be made al to the probe. bility of obtaining a patent. ^Special attention given to rejected applies. tions in the hands of others. U. S. Senators : Hon. Geo. 'F. Edmunds, of Vermont ; Hon. David Davis and Gen. John A. Logan, of Illinois ; Hon. Benj. H. of Geor gia; Hon. L.Q. C. LaMar, of hikes; lion. S. H. Cullom,-Gov. of Illinois; the Hon: Commissioner of Patents and Corps of Examiners and the pro prietor of this paper. - Write for circular and instructions. 3novtf • • CUT THIS OUT! ACENTS. 5 , 3540 .. PER' MAKEed. WEEK We have stores Inls leading Cities, from which our agents obtain their sna mi les quickly. Our Factories and Principal and Erie, Pa. Send for - our New if" woe terms to agents Address M. N. minLL 3l2Lackawanna Ave a sus law V SCRANTON.IPA: • • KLINE'S MARIMT., CAR.II.C_II4 13 L.(3CI-i. Main Street, First Ward. JOHN W. KhNE, MEAT & VEGETABLE mer murmur: o a more convenient location, and esti llsbed himself in the Carroll Block, opposite I's Hotel, is prepared to supply his patrons th THE CHOICEST OF MEATS. r, • •FISH, OYSTERS IN -THEIR SEASON; FRESH VEGETABLES. _ IKBRESTIC FRUIT, kb., o isirßoLooNA SAUSAGE,* specialty. All -or dew% promptly dellysred. tt tparchl7• • nOßSEosrand 25 decy's•fr, stret; vino =mon of Treatise on the Horse and his Diseases." It gives the beat treatment for all diseases, has 60 fine engravings showing . Bolcom Er n ition es s ear han ed .by sick taught in any other way, a table showing dos of all the principal medicines used for the horse as wellas their effects and antidotes . wheA a 25 cis poisolf, a large oollecti2 of TAJAWILI: =wars, nil for .Bing the age of a horse, with an .engraving Showing teeth of each year and a large amount of other valuable horse information. Eurdreds of horsemen bare pronounced_ it worth more than books costing $5 and- $lO. • The hct thiit 200.000 sold in about one year before it was re. wised shows bow popular' the book is. The re. - need edition is Num mon*. nrrgiucenca. gZsD Fos • cusorsan. AGENTS WANTED. Dr. J. B. Randall k Co.. Etiosburgb Falls, Vermont. War 11.1 yr. 40: 4 4-VP 1 )A0414111;1ItiP1 COLLECTION AGENCY BRINK & BUCK, Leßaysville, Pa. Win write Policies for risks in Fire end Life sursnce. Collect Claims with care and promptness. Tilly represent none but FIRS -CUSS COMPANIES 1 They solicit theconlidenee aid patronage of those having business in their line, and will endeavor to merit it. Apy3y to or address Ins 3 tf - =WA BUCK. Lallaysvine. P. . ' First. Third. Fourth. 1 1, ! 111 HAVING REMOVED HIS CLAIM AND THE RIGHTS OF TRAVELERS. • The decisibb, just reporfoi, of the Nest York Cant of Appeals in thelAuerbaoh case is fulled interest for those libidos by rail who avail thethselves, as's° many do in atm• mar, of- "limited" or exetirsiontickets. The plaintiff, Mr. Auerbach, of St. Louis, bought a coupon ticket to Now York which bore up /mks face the condition that the purchaser &mild "use it on or before September 26, 1877." In the course of his journeying Mr. Auerbach used up one coupon after anotheae; ban he found himself. on the afternoon of the 26th, On the New York Central triiin; at Rochester with the coupon from that city to . New York. - Tho coupon was accepted atidi punched by the Conductor as the several sta. Lions were passed where that duty is' per. formed, until the teeth reached Hatlhon shortly after midnight. Tho conductor then, declared that the ticket was no longer valid; demanded fare for Ufa rest of the trip, i and 'upon Anerbach's refusal, put him off. Thereupon he brought snit for damages; and it is the final decision in his faVor the report - of which has just been published. Thu .court holds that the " use " of the ticket on the*fternoon of the 2Gth, when he offered it to the conductor, was the " use" contem. plated by the restriction. When this evil, deuce that he had paid his fare was pre, widest the ticket had performed its office! If the ompany meant by its limitation that the pissenger mtist finish his journey before the expiration of tho day Axed, they should have said so. ' The chief interest in this decision is, of course, that it settles the law—so tar, at least; as New York is concerned—and np. .prises ticket buyers what their rights aw— n is interesting, however, in another aspect. It tends to revive the, con fi dence of the pea e• pie in thollfashioest, theory, concerning which they have been driven into doubt, that " theiaw is the perfection of common smite." The decision is so palpably a com ment; sense one that it is not easiy to see how,an intelligent railroad conductor could have cited any occasion for making it. PILES Piles are frequentlr preceded. by a sense of weight in the back,.loins and lower part of the abdomen; causing the patient to sup pose he has some affection .of the kidneys or neighboring organs. At times,. symp toms of indigestion are preient, as Satiiency, uneasiness' of the stomach, etc. A moisture, like/perspiration, producing a 'very disa greeable itching, particularly , at night after getting warm in bed, is a very common at tendant. c lntenial, External and: itching Piles yield at once to the application of Dr. Bosanko's Pile Remedy, whkh acts directly upon the parts affected, absorbing the Tu.+ more, allaying the intense itching, and eft:. fecting a - permanent cure where all othei, remedies have failed. De - not delay until' the drain on the system produces perma nenkdkability, but try it and be cured. Price.,;,so cents. Ask your druggist for it, and when you can not obtain it efliim, wo will send it, prepaid, on receipt of price.' Address The Dr. Bosanko Medicine Co.' Piqua, Ohio Sold by C. B. Porter, Ward House Drug Store.. • jaly27ly. OLD TIMES IN NEW ORLEANS. A number of gentlemen were discussing, the Farland-Addison duel and trial in front of the Lindell last evening. One the party was Mr. J. A. Lewis, an old gentleman, at present visiting this city, but whO has lived' most of his life .in Now Orleans and the vicinity. ".I tell'you," said Mr. Lewis, ad dressing the crowd in general, " I am an old Southerner, but you will never hear mit f)mt ing about high-stning Southern Chivalry. I think that the practice of 'fixing a quarrel on a man and then kpling'him in a duel because the code says he ranst fight and you are-.a better shot than he is has as many elements of murder and as few of Chivalry in it as any crime that I now recall. But this has been the principle upon which many, of the duels which I remember have been run.! New Orleans is not so lively now, but twenty-five years ago it was a pretty . gay place.' The St. Louis Hotel, now used as the State House, was the fashionable reedit for, mon. 'eyed men;, cotton, and sugar brokers, law yers, politicians, and 'slave dealers, most of them .professional duelists: In Winter, nearly all the rich planters of Louisiana and Mississippi bivight their families , to- New Orleans and li ved at the St. Binds and' St. Charles hotels. 'The French Opera Honed' was packed every evening with beautiful . • women, ;resplendent with dress and dia. monde, and accompanied by husbande, brothers, fathers, and lovers, a gay ,tpreng,' with en average of two duels to every - Opera night " Three evenings in 'the week, after the opera, an immense swinging • &Or . WEIS' let down- over the parquette, ' and dencing was kept up until dawn. . Stich was -the state of society at the time that it was the universal custom at the most select balls and parties to require every gentleman ie l be searched for concealed weapons in the dress ing-room before entering the ball rooni.- Bt. Louis Post Despatch. 'ONSVMPTION. It is said 'that 50,000 people die annually in the United States alone from this disease. In some sections of .the country one death in every three is from Consumption. This can be, and should be avoided; our people aro too careless about an ordinary cough or cold, and other symptoms of throat and lung affections that lead to this diiease. You should arrest it while .it is in the germ. Two or three doses of Dr. Bosanko's cough and Lung Syrup_ ill relieve an ordinary cough or cold. It does not dry up a cough like many preparations on the market and leave the disease behind it, but acts directly on the throat and bronchial tubes, remov ing all the phlegm and morbid matter that accumulates, in the throat and lungs. It, allays all irritation,.and renders the voice' clear and distirMt.' Sold by C. B. Porter's Ward House Dr* Store. july27ly. STEALING BAGGAGE. The American baggage syStem, admiiablo as it is, in comparison with the no system of some Europeah conntries,ris not wholly proof against fraud. Some years, ago there. was, math • complaint among , passengers bound for Saratoga, that checks Ivere 'transferred from valuable to worthless trtudni whil4 they were being moved from the main line of the 'New York 'Central Railroad to the side track.. Watchfulness on the 'part of the - officials soon put an end to the fraud. Something of the same kind has been ,itracticed in 4 the White Mountain regions where trunks lie around lOose on platforms. The Dayton 'Journal says a Daytoniait in the mountains lately heard the baggago people call out 411, assigning it to Roston- . As this was the number he held, and he /did ,not want his frank to go there, he protested. His nest diicovery was that 411 was attached not to , but to a small one of whiCh ho e nothing. After*chluss he proved roperty in thp large' trinik by hulocking it, *previously deicribing its contents and thus showed that some rascal had: planned to get a better stored trunk than his - 1:413. Vim:bine/A Gazette. " Walnut Leaf Roo Restorer. It is entirely different from all others. • It is;mi clear as water, and, as its name indi7 cates, is a perfect Vegetable Hair Restorer. It will immediately free • the head from all dandruff, reitore gray hair to its natival color, and prOduce a now growth where it has ellen off. It does not in any manner' affect the health, which Sulpher, Sugar of . Lead and Nitrate cif Silver, preparations have done. It will change light or faded hair in a • fini days to a beautiful , glossy brown. Ask your drUggisti for it. ' Each bottle is warranted. Slant, Huai& Co., Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia, and C. N. Carrnocroa, New York: June, 1,-1882 . $ A HAM U iu —P pber Emerson exclaimed, "Aim high." Genera Jackson e4dated, Aim low." Young man, if you t to hit•the tight spot just attend a meet ing of Spiritualishi and strike a happy me dium.--N. F. Commercial "Member. Remedy Known, to .11atti'i , sarAGENTS WONTED "el l ' y 77 West 3d St.; New Yiirk City., - Druggists !sell it. Remedy•fOr l itheumatisnu - • - - 1 _Dn. Cnasulioussos • A abort trial of your: Indian Mood :flop ! 4 igio r el ' veil ma Bed fo rd gnat ' fo r'll47l . Itheunistiam. It is the best medicine I ever wed . JOHN "PISIEL. PHELPS' 1111El01ailt Taken internally cures Acute Rheumatism, Chronic Rheumatism, Inflam Rheumatism, Sciatic" Rheumatism, Scrofuletic Rhenmatism, Syphilit . Rheumatism, Whiskey Rheumatism, Rheumatic; Gout and - . Rheumatism of the Heart. Prepared only by JOHN H. PHELPS, ' Pharmacist, Scranton, NO THE PUBLIC.—I owe my life to Phelps' Rheumatic Elixir. Eloritig the put fliteeri years I Lave spent over a thou, and dollars for treatment of Itheumatlainoand Wafer received any permit. neat benefit, until I took, the Phelps' Elixir. I consider it the best rhafimatio remedy ever , o ff ered to the public. "spectrally, GEO. E. -HOYT, Mlan Avenue. Scranton. Pa. The Phelpi' Rheumatic Elixir for rue has always acted like a charm. I think this fall it cut short' seven attacrof-.llhentnatistn. I can 'endorse the remed y either as reventive or cure. • ,0. W P Glenburn, PY 114022.-1/141. G. W. Palmer is the motbcr of Hon. H. W. Palmer. of Williesbarre, our present State Attorney General.] 1 - Bz"/"1". Ps., July 9.1'181. Mr. John phelpa, Sc'ranton, Pa.—Please send me two dose# Phelps' Rheumatic Elixir a* soon as possible. I haveeold all I bad.- -Mr. D. J. Godahalk, editor Bethlehem Dant Times, is hatintit. Ho says I could tell)ny customers that it was the ' , boas " medicine for rheumatism. r - Years, tic., E. T. ra'ERS, DrOggiat: Leff YOUR; DRUGGIST FOR IT. PRICE II SIX BOTTLES .45. I • • Dr.'H.:C. Porter '& Agents foriTowand Bra SE PT. 27th, 28th and 2, 9th. This will afford people from all sections a fine opportunity to make their selections of Heating or Cook Stoves. 039• CLOTHING NOW IS THE GOLDEN. OrPi Stylish - and Reliable .Bpring MEN, YOUTHS, AT PRICES. WHICH CAN BE HAD AT NO OTHER HOUSE. ,•--1 . , . - While .maintaining the uniform atandaird.of quality in excellence of work .and material by , • , • ,tt , . • _ i . • ~0). . ..R.' GOOD MANAGEMENT: . . , • CAREFIANIVING,.. - , i .. . ' and MIAMI/ MARGINS , '(with which lam content,)ll Have • . • , i .. 4 , RAISED' THE-STANDARD AND LOWERED THE PRICE, ~._ : UNTIL IT IS A POSITIVE FACT THAT H . „1 . .• ' THEE BEST STOCK , OF C ( l4 THING . I , . . • In this vicinity is ,now being enlO for, the teltt. money by .. . .• , I, , ;,, • Mo - .E: -1-1.08 EN.-FIELD t THE yu l y BEST m A c HINE OIL ; FOR - ° 7' • Mills, hreshers, Mowers, Churn PoWerS Sewing Machines, &c. BY THE PINT, QUART, - - GALLON or pARAEL. Specitd prices in 5 and 10 gallons and 1:171. lots. At the old reliable Cash Drug Store, - ' Or. H. C. Porter & Son,' COrner Main and Pine Streets Towanda, Pa. HUMPHREY. ,;BROS. & Mannfactnters Ana Wholesale. De , ..ders in all kinds of MEN'S, BOYS. WOMEN'S. KISSES AND CHILDREN'S . .BOots,.:shoes - ,l3ubbOrs,&c • CORNER MAIN AND ELIZAt i tETI-I STREETS, Xlb , 8100 ; ,the Stomach;Ver, Bowehi, itidneyti Skin ,lionS testify to its efficacy la healing_ the above and pionounce it to be'the - ' for El 1713 BOYS AND rI i f)WAN II A . TO NV .0 A ELI!. 111 ma minty CHILDREN :-.-ITEINS OP INTEREST... . i. trrestlair' parte Culled &eau !ere awl ' Tkerc. • ' • 7-4Tesas ti5'437,000 strum miles desti. ute'd intaMitazitic --;The diterence—Vghthouses are better eppieciated by'Tani than actors. -43106 t of the 900 inmates of the Creorgi l k immue Asylum ere said to be - there through the itgencY of strong drink. Beriin'butcher who named one. of his products the Newark sausage has been areM m ted for insulting the grout! statesman. ‘--kk Glasgow pipes says of a recent ser mon preached before the Queen that "the preacher 'feoli - his usual length, the evangel ical keytime of half an hour." L- 'Venezuelan centennial celebration will b l egin July 24, 1883, the anniversary of; the birth of the great liberator. General Bol.: ivari and 'will end,on tho 2d of August. —He hastily married the rich foundry, man's datighter, thinking tho old man would soou:welt. The, old man, as might have been expected, immediately gavo him a blast. —eortrier-Jourant. mt'ory conscientious man living near spring. held; Blass., Who is at once postmaster and drnigist of his town, asked an applicant for, Pa; a postage stamp on Sunday "if itivas sari to ILSO it that day." —The nobility ,which was created in France by Napoleon I, is akuco extinct. These soldiers and functionaries who became dukes and princes by the - grace of Napoleon lire& fast and died out rapidly. —A citizen' of Ettuututsville, is the owner of a musical hen, which is iihnost Ahe equal of the' mocking; bird in imitatini, 'sounds. It insitstes to perfections troo frog, the American cuckoo, or rain bird, and the icaneatk, Guinea fowl. , Pa —Austin, Nevada, is happy in the posses sion of a wild animal that j balls and eats all the domestic cats. , It is called a carcajou. It is said to resemble a small cinnamon bear A few of the creatures would be heartily wel comed in this vicinity. • correspondent asks : " What time in the year do the days begin to shorten r When you haves note in the bank. A nete in the bank is the great annihilator of time. The days are crowded together in thin lay ers; and the nights are like a smear from the:Necking brush.—Arkan.saw Traveler. Now and 'then a lucky find .in the gold mines reminds California of the palmy days In the early history of the country. . 1 A shirrt time sines, one of the owners of a mine -at Eaile cid& with a hammer and chisel cut out one solid lump of gold worth $2,700. In the course of a few minutes he took $lO, 000 ont-of one ledge. Two countrymen from ' Onion Creek came to an Austin lawyer, to consult about bringing a joint suit aping a lawyer. The first grangerbegan to tell the lawyer the cause of the trouble, emlellistiing it rather liberally... "Don't tell him . any. lies; Mai," interrupted the other; " his business to put in the Tres. You will get him confused if you go mixing your lies wih his. l -f-Tex. as;l3(fting& " , • The ruling passion among the inhabi tants of some natal districts seems to be the desire to attend all the funerals far and near.: One obi farmer in an oat-of-the-way diidrict of Maine walked four miles .to a Loaning and then made a carping critic of himself after his return by informing his wife that it wouldn't bare paid her to, base gsidie, for 'twas.the "slinanyht corpse" he o'er did see. • ' air —Clergymen n the 707eistern country seem abundantly abktcto take cure of themselves. The latest instaii:co is most startling. The 4ey. J. P. Lay, 4 ; of Memphis, being inter rupted in his sermon Sunday, week by an Into excommunicated' member, submitted to several breakings.in, whop, descending from.the pulpit, he telaboxed the enemy,_ until it was necessary to - send him' to • the Hospital, and then resumed hie presentation Of the gospel of ; peace. -The meanest thief in the world is the one in Wheathinds, Cal., who,; having . gone to a camp meeting, requested , the Rev. Mr.. Strobel' to come end pray for; him and his family, and upon the clergyirn accompany ing him a short distance fropi . ;,the camp , for the purire, compelled him, at the muzzle Of a pistol, to deliver over his watch and chain and the little Money helled about him. Unfortunately, the fellow escaped with his pander. , • -While Minting for cattle in Langdale county, J. d. Brown found emall log shanty about 8x10; covered with. slabs split from bass wood, which looked 1111 if it had been built eight or tie years. trp4 Icni lifting a slab from the roof and looking in he found the skeleton of a man, an old I • axe and an old rusty gun, the Stock of which ;was nearly eaten off by pOrcu pines. All ap pearances go to indicate that some hunter 'or trapper perished in that secluded spot. —The Newfoundland fishermen catch ebout $7, 000,000 worth of cod , every year, 'rind how thoroughly the fish lis utilized is thus stated in a letter . from St. Johns : 1-;" Every part of the . cod is useful ; the lead fried is an esculent dairdy—a +kind of compound of sweetbread 'and calves' foot jelly ; _the tongue cut out andlnicely brown ,ed in the frying pan is an imploved imitation _Of the fried oyster,: the skid. i used for fine glue, the sounds are d eaten orinado into the isinglass of the co ok book, the Norwegians I grind up the bones for tattle iO, and the 'French buy the spawn for bai ting their ear liue grotinds." —The color line : There i a deplorable :split in the Austin Blue Light Colored Tab. 'erne le. A visiting clergyman, who is chap :lido to a colored militia company and much 'veryto using military phrases, preached a very eloquent sermon, in which he contin wily repeated the words,'" I tells yer, bred leren and 'Astern, hold fast to. yer balms." iAbout a dozen very dark "cistern'' left the }sacred building, leading out their light, sad: 'die-colored children. One. of them, who i was as black as the ace of spades, was heard ito remerk, Hit's pretty late in de day for dat pasture to be preaching dat ar strange 14oetrine- to an Austin cullud . congregation." J . -4'oms Siftings. —Picking berries is a somewhat 'tiresome business,; and the resulting profits from sales lare not large : hence, owners of land upon which thiii fruit grows will be interested in learning of the expedient of the owner of 1 huckleberry kwainp in Michigan, who was too lazy or too shrewd to do the work bf I Picking 'himself. Being overran with alien ;pickers who stole the fruit i he obtained proofs of their identity and instituted suits 1 against them for trespass. . Most of them were willing to settle their cases by payment, lof from to $5, and the frugal and crafty husbandman found himself in a short time 1 , possessed, 'without effect, of a huger sum Ithan his entire crop of .berries would have been worth. • TUNITY rments TRACY El FREE OF By calling at C. B. Porter's Ward House ;drug store, you can get a sample bottle of Dr. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup i which will relieve the most obstinate Cough or Cold, and-show, you what. the regular 50 :cent size-will do. When troubled with Asthitia, Bronchitis, Dry, Hacking Cough, iPaimilikthe Chest, and all diseases of , the Throat and Lungs, try a sample bottle of this medicine. , ju1y271y... • Bo! Wno Ram as PAPZIL —An .` • • iv boy who bad been reading a humor. ous paper, remarked to his father, who was !Irk fhe AM, " Mulling" wheat: " 7X :i tap, Why does cradle cut un • 7" "Because reckon," ; replied the old imam. No,". mid the boy; "because it goes ageism the grain." The old man drop. !pad the cradle, went to the house and sent ;the following .to the humorous paper; I "Stop sandhi' that sheet to my boy: He didn't bare; much sense in the fast Alice, but now bies gone.assy."—Arkarisas ekr. Or - uubled .used by times it kin aepar-, *ring great. rurchate4 your remedles:4.od Cuttcuri lasoltent inter• sally, an&Cuticurs Soap externally. and in less i Rc than three months e ffec ted a complete cues, and has not been tronbl \ since.. Corroborated by Collard k Foster.,D gglats, Rune, N. U. • MOTHER DIED PROM 'IT. .. , . 4.1 v. Seams, Neisrk, Ohio, says: "Cuticura Relnedies are the greatest medicines on earth. fled the worst cue dolt rhuem in:this country. My mother had It twenty years, and in fact died from it. I believe Cuticura would have saved her life. .My arms, breast and head were cov ered for three years, which nothing relieved or cured until I used the Ciiticura Resolvent (blood pi:miller) internally, and 'Cuticura and Cuticura Soap externally, _ PIAOB2S/S. - . , . ' ..L H. E. rpeider, jig., Henderson, N., Y. cured of rissis or Leprosy, of twenty years standing. by theenticurs Resolvent internally, and Curlews, and Cuticula Soap externally. the most wonderful cue on record. Mire certi fied to before a justice 'of the peace and promi nent citizens. il k il 'filleted with itching and scaly diseases should send to us for this testi monMl in Inn. SALT RHEUM. ._ , These who have experienced the torments of Saltßheum cat' appreciate the agony I endured for years, unill cured by theCuticurs Resolvent internally, and Cuticurwiloap externally:. 31as.111w. Prxxiworox, Sbaz, - ,on. Wis; • , , CIITICURA • - , '• - . ,.. and Cutieura Soap externa ll y ,and Outicurs Re solvent internally will positively Cure every ie ) .o species of Humor, from a Co itime Pimple to Scrofula.; Trice cl caldron. small large boxes. 41. puticura liesolv t, $1 per bottle., piticiara Soap, 25c., Code to Shaving Sosp.lse. ,;gol d by all druggists. j Depot, iNV EIS 14 . : POTTER. Boston, Mass. A'4 4.1 GINGER TONIC A Sipertatire Runk and Streigtb Restorer. /f too are a mechanic' or farmer, worn out with overwork. or a mother run down by family or house hold duties try PARKER'S GINGER TONIC. If you are a lawyer, minister, or business marten , boasted by mental strain ortuntionicares, do not take intoxicatingstimulants,butuse Parker's Ginger Tonic If you have Consumption, Dyspolsia, Rheuma. ism, IZidney Complaints, or anyolilorder of the lungs, stomach. bowels, bilpCl or DerVCS.PARKER'S GINGER. Toxic will cure you. his the Greatest Blood Purifier Aid tha Best aid Sanest Coast Cure Eirer Used. • If you are wasting away from age, dissipation or any di , or weakness and require a stimulanttake Gmcna Tonic at once; it will anyigorate and build you up from the first dose but wiftever intoxicate. It has saved hundreds of lives e. it may save yours. CillTlOtit—ltdoso 111 rabotitutes.Nrkees Mir? T 0214 te composed of tho but retoedlot mends ia *work!, and hattintly. difkTeßt honk Proßarailour Of ginger alma Stud tot circular to no= I Co.. N. Y. tee, I St slid, at dieters to drys. GREAT SAVING lICTOG DOLLAR SUS FLORESTON Its rich and lasting fragrance has made this delightful perfume exceedingly popular. There k nothing like It. Insist upon having nom*. sou Cos posus and look for signature of • da4C 6 2 7. • • 4 3 4/ & ea every bottle. A.y areal* ier dealer be seehil4 ova emly you. SS and 15 cent dam LARGE SAVING BUYING lie. V2E. COLOGNE. KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE Is sure in its effects, mild in its action as it does not blister, yet is penetrating and powerful to reach every deep seated pain or to remove any bony growth or other enlargements, inch as apseins: splints, curbs, callous, sprains, swell= lugs and any lameness and all enlargements of the foints or limbs. or for rheumatism in man and for any purpose for which a liniment is used for man or beast: It is now known to be the' best liniment for man ever need, acting mild and yet certain in its effects. fiend address for Illustrated- Circular which we think gives positive proof of its virtues. No remedy has ever met with such unqualified uc cess Wont knowledge, for beast as well a man.. Priciisl per bottle, or sii bottles for $5. AU Druggists have it or can get it for lon, or it will be sent to any address on receipt of price by the proprietors, Da. B. J. Ersysm. & Co:._ Enos burgh Falls. Vt. Sold by all Druggists. ) 'ESTABLISHED IN 1565.1 • .:.HOWARD-A. SNOW, • - , • Solicitor of , . • AMERICAN AND FOREIGN 631-F SPREETII. W.. WASHINGTON, D. C.. rr (Successor to Gilmore, Smith & Co..*_s " Chipman, Homier & Co.) ' • • Patents procured upon the same plan which was originated and successfully pralcticed by the above-named firm. Pamphlet of sixty pages sent tit)dn iecetp t o itamp. Inova I NATHAN TIDD, (Suinessor to M!;,McKean,) DEALER IN PITTSTON, WILKESBARRE AND LOYAL SOCK 0 0 A to FOOT or PINE STREET, NEAR (*VEX HOUSE. TOWANDA, PA. RE• LOW EST FRIOES FOR OABII. -SS The patronage of my old . Mends and the pnbl •enerally is solicited. osep:i DR. JONES' CREAM CAMPHOR, IS THE NAME of the popular Liniment that cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Swollen or Stiffener Joints, Frost Bites. Pain in the %ace, Head o Spine, Chopped Hands, Bruises, Sprains, Burns. Mosquito Bites, Sting or Bite of an insect. Poison Vines, etc., for Man or Beast Always reliable, and almost instantan• eons in its relief. Having an agreeable odor it is pleasant to apply. Sold y all druggiits Price 23 cts. N. B.—This Liniment received a Prise Medal at the State Tali. 1879. ABA JONES, Prop'r. 319 N. 3d St., Phila., Pa. -Jan. 13, 6-m. *RS 1. V. STEDGE, Manufacturer of and Dealer :n HUMAN HAIR • GOODS. UCH As WIGS, BANIREAUX, the poilnlar Chatelaine Braid, lA4A*WWftIP tr,47l77l:flutoWlOl Attention at* to COMBINGS soots ime way. SWITCHES from $1 upwards. Also Agent tor Hunter's Invisiblo Face Pol - ,der, Madam Clark's Corsets, and Shoulder Brace Elastics. arParticular attention paid to dresidmr ladies West their homes or st be of business, Ter Visas is Bphlesol store. nefill•ar Via. D. V, nuns, Use Law enact & Martin's A VIC. . • (. A4 .tX,/ 1.4 • , ••- IP t to/cst4 4 7- / • ,„, , For CsOMBILOOLDS SORE TIM •AT BRONCHI= 1 .`..3711:::: : - M ONIA COHBUNIRTION,DIsevesesof -THROAT, CH 9 6T .r 1 : ''d i.:". .' , a i nu always; tietin ore of 1:. . -•-- . • - T Illigigiiilizilm •- .• . I . . twine p brand - Yauccu, stages. and at 1 dlset4;e4 of t:e.; 71; :' and LUNGS, but tt hat never been So Advantageously e‘hn pounded Wi in Co; '1 . 0!.1•, , EYE. Its soothing Ballade properGes afford - tg diffusive stlmulanVand t:,l,:z! t., i„ , system after the cough has been relieved. 7 Quart size bottles, Price $l.OO. - • . . gLyzul9,N 1 PnoptbeoltrlrVobilMirhZ!ar VI I V . 4 . / vi ( ' l l, l . l y i , ~.. : r . li r vad permits ft to be lITITIWITT SPECIAL TAX Oil LICENSE. . The TOW, R O C AND: RYE CO., Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago , i fi ” . • • ' : 1 - • IS ONE MORE PICTUCCALLERY IN TO %WANDA. . G. H. WOOD & - CO will open their Tiew Gallery in Patton's Block, • . on, the First Monday of April, Having „fitted up entirely new, with the beat of !Detriments, we are prepared to make Tintypes, 4 it one sitting, all for 56 ets. in neat enveloves, 10 for .1.00. Copying of all kinds of Photograph. and Stereoscopic and large_ view work done at' this gallery, - - dive us a canted we will try ant satisfy pia in price and : quality,. ma: itie . . KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE Is sure to cure Bpsvina, Splmt's, •urb. &c. It removes.all unnatuMi enlargements. DOF:s 3102 lILI/ITYII. - 'll Has no °gull .for si3y lameness. on' 4 4 beast or man. It bas cured hip. hint •!.; • lameness ins person who had 'sof ' . ' fared 1& years. frost-bites cured rh s ui32l- - tisu,• 'corns, frost-bites or and .at or haleness. It has no equal for say blemish on hoxces. Send far-illustrated circular giving post-wiz FRC')V. Price $l. - ALL DRUGGISTS have it or can get it hr you. Dr. B.J. Kendall & Co.. Proprietors,. Ituosourgh Falls, VermOnt. 11. C. Poirrza,. Agent. Towanda. Pa. BESTbusinese now before the public. Ton can make mony totter at work for us than. at anything else. Capitol not needed. We will start you. $ll a day and up wards made at home by the industrious. Men, women, boys and girls wetted everywhere , to work for us. Now blithe time., You can work t n spate time only or give your whole time to 'cue httainvas, You can , live at home and do thew ork, No other business will pay you nearly - as weal,. No one can fall to make enormous ray oyn gaging at.once. Costly Outfit and terms fre . , t, Mouey made fast, easily sod honorably. , Address, Taut & Co:, Augusta, Mime. , . Dec 16-Iyr Yota.nped not I)ie to iVin • ). • •1 1 N THE . • MUTUA ENDOWMENT. • • AND )- • • . A.C:InNT AS.I"3:IA.TION Ottilath9 N. T • . . 'You receive r one-half of your insurance, Lc cording to.tho American Liie Table,.when two thirds of your life 'expectancy is finished—for illustration, a man or woman joining the Asso- ciation at 36 years of age taking a certificatefor $2,500, receives $1,275 when a little over 56 yArs of age, exactly the period in life when a little financial help is generally,mora' needed than at any othir time. BLADES k ROGERS,. - ljune2tf. •- • - General figents for Penn's. Stevens & Long ' General:Dealers in GB:obttitis_, PRovisroNs, COUNTRY PRODUCE liEll COs• MAIN AND PINE STS 4The did stand of Fox, Stevens & Morcurj- They invite attention to their complete. as:oda:tent and very large etoek Choice New Goods; which they • f . . have abiapcon buu4 SPECIAL. ATTENTION GIVEN And Cash Paid for Desirable .Kinds LONG. MIN i o I QM HAVE.REMOVED To their new ;4tore ~-- -- .~- ~~ To ethr • PRODUCE TRADE' oso. 'arum& Wagons &Carriages Cheaper than ever at the ' OLD ESTABLISHMENT JAMES BRYANT, • - . would call the atten tion of FARMERS 'and - .others to his large and compret, assortment of Open Si rrcep Eluggies,i PL&TFORM WAGONS . all of his : ALINUFACTURE two •_•• , ranted iu-every pier-' titular tieular Bryant'■ 'Flexible Springs used In sli }littera. Waiving. The easiest and best in are. NOW IS YOUR TIME TO DIA! LoOk at these figures Two Bested Carriages from Pinotons, one seated Top Buggies ..... Open Buggies Democrat Wagons Remember that the above are all fully warrant ed, flit -class or no pay. Re !ring promptly atttended to, at 25 per cent into last years prices. Office and Factory car. Slain and }IL , teeth Sta. JAS BRYANT- 2410b82. '=TEIF. Towahla 5 cl. Store M. A I IST -wrrzi-i-::Err, NEXT DOOR Tip FELCII • 'prcpatrcti to of'i•r :L comp;ete assort Int-rit of. • # DRY AND FANCY GOODS, Crockery, Glassware, !IyIIITE and RECORATEDVIIINA Latest de s igns and patterns of MAJOLICA WARE, • BIRD CAGES, SATCHELS, &C . . For the coming Spring sTrade, adlif;re i us heretofore to our established principle''—that a quick sale with a small profit is heiter - than a slow bne - with a large profit—and- therefore our prices in ._,any line of goods - will :compare favorable with the prices of- any other house. - - SEit'We endeavor to sell the best article: for the least possible money, . ms~ttLOEWUS & FREIMUTH, SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT JAMES McCABE. - ETAS REMOVED lILS 'GROCERY lIIISDIESS THE SOUTII-EAST - CORNER 0? :JAIN AND BR I IDGE .STREETS, WHERE • 'IIE :ETAS ESTABLISHED 11.01, et quarter:li' FOWEVERYTIETN.O LN THE LINE 01 •'. I GROCERIES,POVIBIOI3, _ . CA$ll. PAID for Prc. duce. Fine 13utrEit_ aild Edcs, a specialty. ' _ ' "- EY , - UM • THE MOST 'SUCCESSFUL REMEDY ever: dir covered, salt is certain in its effects and does not blister. Also excellent for btunan flab READ PROOF BELOW. • 'FROM T. FOSTEk. • Youngstown, Ohio, May hith, Dn. 11..1. KENDALL •tc CO:--I had - a very Tains- Die Ilambletonian colt which I prized very high* ly, he had a largo bone spavin on one joint and a small one on the other which made him Ter/ lame had him tinder the charge of two veteri nary surgeons which failed to cure, him. I Ell one day reading the advertisement of Kendall's Epavin Cure in the Chicago Express, I determia , ed at once to try it, and got our druggist , hers to send for it, they ordered three bottles ; i too them all and thought I would give it a thorough trial, I used it according to directions and th e fouvth day the colt ceased to be lame, and tbe •liimps have disappeared. _3 used but one bottle and :he colts limbs are as free from lumps slid as Sinooth is any horse in the State; lie is en• ilrelY'cured. The cure Way So remarkable tbat I let two of ray neighbors have the remain:Di Swebotttes, who are now using it. Very Respectfully, L. T:TOSTL E Kendall's Spavin Cure MAN F SH. Patten's Mint, Wult co. . Feb.21..0. Da.ll. J. KENDAL, Dear ir:— he particalit cise on which I used your Den 's Spavin txutt was a malignant ankle up f sixteen months standing. I had tried many things. bat in vain. Your - amnia Cue put the foot to the ground again, and for .the lint tine since butt, in x sutural position. For a .fliptily liniment it es' cols anything we ever used., Yours trtdy. _ R MM. P. BELL. , Flitter of Caarch, Fattens Dills, N.l . . . , Price $l. per bOttle. or six bottles for V. A ll Druggists Dave it or an got it for you. or 31 ' 111 be'sent to any address on receipt of price bi iSi Proprietors. DB. B. J. KENDALL k CO.. Dl"' burgh MIL Vt. Bold et . . Dr. 0. C. Porter's Drug Store, CM $154 to 1176 t 5 12.1 to V 4 11J 941 to 110