VARIED OPINIONS. Aside from the number of Hartford p ph who returned from Eniopo'lljere are ac cording to the - announcements of our city _papers, thirty Hartfordites,acrois the water at tae present time. These are heard from ocmit , ionally,sand it is rather amusing and _interesting : to bear their varying opinions regarding Ilia ocean passage. Some pro nanuce it to be tedious beyond ezpre s and ethers say it teas delightful Sam longed to see. the laud, and thought -it v. as dismal and 'forlorn after they did see it. Others said, they` could have remained a month longer on the ship, and thought En gland a charniing country at the first glimpse. A few missed the: weather reports, iced water, peanutkind bananas, and pitied the poor foreigners who live without so many Yankee conveniences and luxuries. Another set was carried into the seventh heaven over the cathedrals and castles, and sniffed at their country for the lack of such pictur esqae objects. In fact, each one sees :Europe through different Colored spectacles: hence the many contradietnry reports.— Times. A Varied PertOrllianCe. Many wonder how Porkers' ginger Tonic can perform such varied cures, thinking it essence of ginger; when in fact it is made from many valuable. mediainess.: which act Beneficially on every diseased organ. • „lauds • orpourop 1q 2a!4 Swoop oq; ul sptrup seargataos Sts[ eto pmt ,Suastrnals .4losaa ymox oitt ° mutes aunts 81 mean mut Incooas nos rant pas itnnspen pamodds et pus -4 4q8r1 'en& ;o "Am( Gin Jo ones RI ikon' sl aqg ..Equo aatt9Fl sIo ltAt _e orpaioraoid Rq 'seas so; aargs; Jag inin patquaraz pins 'rodaa; ItnnSissu pamoddu sgm eqs elhunoa future; 'am .303 titan Grp opr! II ;dam putt aeomiq o2nq: miaci Intl mai Iraq etn incuj thmarai'prq eqs 1 011191:1 tomes pus Sup Ratio mut Jo dno s PoRtuTI BV. Poo; ;0 gam/emu 2 41 *mit mu zaeo ;dam BOAS& e2uq ort; ollqu om auto egos Bum 'mots optisol ut mots amp sox Luoarsts Jo 1.0 "MOM slq fativitiptre glgp uaemli =O3 pat ,!uzula.t (el oplutm ozaa pus Ism mom opet .8 71 Pus ladan imolulllll4 oqa VIEFI 9 4 3 'I saotnic Sums ppm, Rona' pm; BA! otquao -mow 'amp opuaral eql Salina„ ;On stioturmq fluramouoo luopput `ixts.tolloi eq; salvia' " 0 14 Vuulsl z 1i Seqql oo ll ussu Bur*La 4 p2v.tag uopxoti oqj Jo lua Imodsalaw V "KYNcUt - °Kiwi vu a v Parents who'alfpw their childrenco grow up with scrofulous humors bursting - from, - every_ pore are guilty_ of a great:- wrong Think of thern"pointed out as branded with a loathsome disease, and you will readily procure them the Cuticum Remedies. WHY 811 E WAS COOL. -" Talk about - your ice machines," said a New Haven woman to her neighbor over the fence, " why, if Mrs. Robinson, round the corner, - didn't treat tee' cool enough to freeze ice-cream this morn ing." " Why, what did she say ?" "Say ? She didn't my anything, and that's just what's the matter, and after I had taken, pains to send her word that she was an im pudent hussy." Aren't women curious -critters.- 7 Neva Haven RegAter. , SKINEY MEN • "Wells' Health Renewer" restores health and vigor. Tare's Dyspeprt. •••••otence Sexual Debility. •!t LOVE AT SEASHOILE.-" Oh, ;Harold," said she, as she clung closer to his arm, '‘ how very quiet and restful the sea seems to be this evening." "Just as I would like a wife to be," was the response. "And would you, as a husband, be the quiet, rest: "fill complement of such a wife ?" He thought ho could, and the bunch into the sea of matrimonial difficulties was thiis quietly made. There's sure to be a gale, however.—Nero Haven Register. •bfOUGH ON RATS." . Clears out rate, mice, roaches, Hies, ants, hod•bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Druggists. MITITLATOLS MEW-TILL-LATEtb. " I'd lib to Fetch these mutilators, ihe said as ho held up a trade dollar with a tat hole in it "That's me exactly," retr.arkeihis friend as he pointed to the corner of the bedroom, where he had piled layers of bootjacks, old shoes; bedslats and slices of broken crockery "I'd like to catch the mew-till-liters too Pd pulverize 'em, darn 'em."—Christian at Work. biBUCHUPAIBA.” Qaick, complete cure, allannoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. $l. Drug gists., roon MAD —PO-MADE. " / don't ask yon to kiss me," said Blifkins to his girl, " for it 'is wrong for the girls to kiss young men ; hpwever, there is no harm in one maid's kiss ing another , so you can kiss the po-made on my Mustache, if you - . will. And the poor maid was kissed.—Bouth Kentuckian. Elegance and l'Ortly Ladies who appreciate elegance and purity are using Parker's Hair Balsam. o It is the best article sold for restoring gray hair to its original color, beauty and lustre. - t. 111441" 4.1 I • ) 4 ( 4 • • PHENOL SODIQM Prepiiten: UDTU & WHiTL Pluladelplis, EIuenWALLY it in and for all kinds of Dories; relining pais instaatly. and rapidly bailing the wounded parts. Gina gessape and perwassent rebel in BURNS. SCALDS. - .CHILBLAINS, VENOMOUS STINGS or RITES, CUTS sad WOUNDS of nay ' Dresawsum.—lt is taI=CIidLEILA I :Y - ELLOIV, 'TYPHUS. TYPHOID. SCARLET. and other even. Is NASAL CATARRH. /and Discharges /row the EAR. OVENA. /Action of the TANTRUM. and CANCEROUS AFFECTIONS; it is • boots to both PAysiesan and Patient. —. For SICK-ROOMS. and all IMPURE and UNHEALTHY LOCALITIES, and to p.m.' the spread of CONTAGION, e it is the boa DISINFECTANT known. Whitten introduced. it eitablisbes huef as a &words DOMESTIC REMEDY. ' FOR WA If °SUBSISTS AND CEMERALVERCIOJIDIU SLUM NEW FIRM I NEW STORE! NEW GOODSII Ed. Mouillesseaux (Formerly with Headelinen.) _EAS:OPMCED A Jewelry Store 1118 OWN f. IN PATTON'S BLOCK With Sivarts & Gorden's Sto4e, Main Street, Towanda, Pa., Where he keeps & FULL ASSORTMENT or Gold &Silver Watches SWISS ANDAMERICAN; CLOCKS, SPECTACLES, ETC. . Ms Stock is all It - EW and of the FINEST 'QUALITY. MIL and mos for yourself. REPAIRING DONE PROMPTLY ENGRAVING A SPECIALTY. = rq.l: I I: AT CRANE'S CANCER INFIR MARY, ADDISON, N. Y. - atINDEZDS OF PERSONS from all parts of — the world have been cured of this much dreaded , disease and aranow , living witnesses that they have best rescued from a terrible and untimely death._ Doctors. Ministers and the Poor treated Free. Write fors Oteculargiving full particulars. Address- Drs. GE O. CRIME & .RIISH BROWN Addison. N. Y. Sept./O.III.OPEeoo. remedy: • KnCiwn - to . air-AGENTS WANTED. - vin_ • :7 West 3dsi.,,iiew York City. Ill!ruggists sell it. Remedy far Rhea-o;lE6ons.. • :MACE'S VALLICT, 'Bedford Co.. Pa. ISIL. CLAnnJoassolt : A short trial of your Indian Blood Syrup has gives me great relief for RNeumstism. It is tbe.best medicine I ever used. JOHN PENEL. • NOW IS THE GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY Stylish and Reliable Spring Garments - " MEN, YOUTHS, BOYS AND CHILDREN, AT PRICES WHICH CAN BE HAD AT NO OTHERLHOUSE. While maintaining the uniform standard of quality in excellence of work and material by ' • GOOD MANAGEMENT, CAREFUL ItIIYING, and SMALL MARGINS, (with which lam content,)ll have ' RAISED THE STANDARD AND LOWERED THE PRICE, • UNTIL IT IS A POSITWE PACT THAT , THE BEST STOCK OF. CLOTHING In this, vicinity is_now being sold for the least money by • Me JEWELRY, 069• CLOTHING. % E.•:,..IROSENFIELD TOW.ANDA. PA. 'THE YEW( .BEST MACHIN ' OIL• . 1 . , , . .... . . , .. , .. . . . . FOR •:' - ' :. ./ i . . 'ct Mills , Thre'sher's7 Mowers, - ' , Churn Power s . . ..; Bewinw a Machhies 7. &C. • • i i .', I . BY THE 'PINT,. QUART, - • ~ , ' . A - 2 GALLON - or BARREL. , • • . , . Be - Special prices in s'and 10 gallons and bbl lots. - ~ . 1 • '1: .At the old reliable Cash Drug Store; - .• ' - , _ .. % .-.., . - • - 1 • Dr. H.-_C, Porter & 'Sono , , . . • Corner Main and Pine Streets,.towanda;.Pa. . . , HUMPHREY .EROS. &_,-TRACY , Manufacturers and Wholesale Dealers in all kinds of KEN'S, BOYS, WOMEN'S. MISSES AND cnintoltpra Bocjth; Sboes, Fipbbers‘Ab . , CORNER MAIN • AND' ELIZABETH. STREETS, ' D R. JONi3S CREAM CAMPHOR, IS THE NAME kr NAME of the popular liniment that cures Rheumatism'', Neuralgia, Swollen qr Stiffener Joints, Frostb ites , Pain in the ace, Head o Spine. Chop Hands, Bruises, epriini, Burns. Mosquito, Bitch, _Sting or Bite of an insect' Puison Vines, • etc.,- for Man or Beast Always reliable, and almost instantan eous in its relieL Having an agreeable odor it is pleasant to, apply. Sold .0 y all druggists„ Price 25 eta. • N. B.—This Liniment received a Prize Medal at the State Fair. 1879. ASA JONES, Prop% 319 N. 3d St.. Ptd2A., Pa. ham. 13, 6-na _ .... , . _ A. N. NELSON DEALER Di • r Vi r iTe/.l:thi el i • CLOCKS, ;11., FINE.GOLD AND PLATED ..) ' JEWELER - - • of every varietf.and Spectacles. sir Partici:a Atention,paid to repairing. Shop in Decker - ironed's Grocery Store. Vain Street, Towanda, Penni._ 4 sep9.B LETTER HEADS, BILL HEAD 'S NOTE BEADS, Ac. printed In the best style of the art at the Ittensuosis Mee. c . " • • : jOTINSoN 7 S „.. an Blood -S4rup of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels: Kidneys Skits ionA te:itify its!efrmaey in Ileaing the abOve tni pronounce, itlto Ipe the. - • To) 5 tNDA, PAR ASBURY PARK, NORTH.END HOUSE MEI NEW JERSEY. C. T. SMITH, itieriagre'r, (formerly of the Ward Emig.) • - This house occupies the finest location in the Park* Only ^Jlo yards from the beach. Full and unobstructed view of ocean, =meat • VARM FOR SALE.—i now offer I. my farni for sale, situated on th e Mad lead ing from South Hill to Wells Ronny, and con tains 100 acres of - good land, about 70 improved an& 30 well timbered, with house and barn, gestery, and fruit trees thereon. :Said farm Hes about 7 miles from railroad-siWysauking, and is well watered. This farm will be sold cheap; $ proportion of the purchase money down, and the remainder can remaib ,on the firm. For particulars inquire Of Myron. Randall on the farm, or the owner. LYMAN ARNOLD. Sept 7,1&92* : ORNAMENTAL JOB PRINTING %I• specialty it the Hew=us office. 'MISSOURI CRACKERS. Gathered around a rusty stove, choked Ifith_ soggy driftwood he drinks sod corn from a tins cup, plays old sledge upon the head of an , empty keg aitd reels ,homajd nightfall, yelling through the timber, to his• squalid cabin. A. , score of lean, hungry curs pour in; a canine cataract over the worm fence by the horse-block as their master ap proaches, baying deep-mouthed welcome ifilling the chambers of the 'forest with hoarse reverberations, mingled with an ex plosion of oaths and frantic imprecations. Snoring the night away in drunken slum ber under a heap of gray blankets; he'crawls into his muddy jeans at sun-up, takes a gar gling drink from a black bottle, stoppered with a cob, goes to the log pile by the trout door, and with" a dull axe slabs off an armful of green cottonwood to make a fire for breakfast, which • consists of the inevitable I"meat and bread,". and decoctiOn of coffee burned to_ a charcoal and , drank without milk and segar. Another pull at the bottle, a few grains of quinine if it is "age? day," claw of navy, and the repast is finished. The sweet delights of home have been I en joyed, and the spiritual creature goes forth invigorated, ter the struggle of life-to repeat 1 the exploits of every , yesterday of his exis flenee. * *-* An animal, bird, long-haired unaccustomed .to the use of soap, without conscience or right reason, gregarious upon the bottom - hands, where• they swarm with unimaginable fecundity. During the ',war they became guerillas and bushwhackers irm der Price, Anderson,-and Quer:Anil ; asses sins, thugs, poisoners of wells, -mrirderers of 'captive women and children; sackers of: de fenceless towns,. house burners, herse thieves, and perpetrators of atrocities that would make the blood'of Sepays run colr- 1 - Kansas Magazine. - ... - . - FREE OF COST. By calling at C. B. Porter's Ward House drug store, you can get a sample bottle of Dr. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup which will relieve the most obstinate Cough or Cold, and show you what the regular 50 Copt size will do, When troubled with Asthmcci - Bronchitis, Dry, Hacking Cough, Pains in the Chest, and all diseases of the Threat and Lurigs, try . a sample bottle of this medicine. -IjUly47ly. F DEAF AND{DURIB, PRO TEM. Quietly entering a barber shop, the stran ger removed his hat and coat, and, taking a card 'from his pocket, wrote on it : "I want to be shaved." A barber stepped forward, read the card, and, pointing to a chair, said to his brother artists : . " Deaf as a brass ltettlo and dumb as an oyster," The man straightdned himself out in the chair, whotihis manipulator began lathering his face. "This deaf cuss harm cheek like a stone wall," he said, when general laugh fol lowed. "Stick a pin in him, and see if he is , en tirely The said another. : • The victim remaining undisturbed, the following shots were fired at him by the de lighted tonsorial artists : ' " He .needs a shampoo, his head , is' dirtier than a cess-pool." • "Shave him with a stool leg, don't _spoil your razor on that stubble." "Gracious, what a breath ! It smells like a Dutch band of music." • "He ought to; rent that nose for n locordo. five headlight," .hc• While' all these complimentary nllusion were flying about him, theoperation of shav4 ing was finished, and the man arose, put on his coat, and then turning to the astonished :barber, said ;i . "How mi ch for the shave and compli ments?" 7 1,4-1,—1," gasped the astonished man, ph; nothing—nothing, call again, exchse," —and; as the strange 9 left the shop, the dis comfited barbers swore they would never believe in a dattand dumb man again until they bad first fired a ten-pound cannon shout his'ears.—Vhitehall Times.. Lite and 'Lear:it It is estimated that there are over tcv thousand million chickens hatched in the United States every year. ' But not more than half of ',these chicks reach the 'size when they. are fit to market. The pip,‘ gapes, cholera - , etc., kil millions•of young chickens every year. These diseases, can be cured by the use of Phenol Sodique. For sale by 'druggists and geneial store keepers: See adv. FAITHFUL UNTO DEATH. When along period of illness comes to a rich man or woman they are more able to pity other invalids, remarks the female iorres pendent of the Chicago .214 ma. A tender in stance of this is in .the: founding of the Roosevelt HoSpital by the late Jaines it Roosevelt. This hospital is now promi nently before the press. When Mr. Roose velt became of age ho inherited from his (father an immense estate.l He soon became engaged to Miss V.l;7a Jerre Boardman; an accomplished young lady of this city. But before the marriage took place he suffered a stroke of paralysis, which was destined to `•x•onfine him to a quiet.life for, thirty years. His engagement, of course, was broken, but his loving sweetheart remained single for his sake,, and the two were as sociated as 'brother and sister. In all of Mr. Roosevelt's schemes of,beneyolenee Miss Boardman was an untiring' assistant. For him she es chewed society and devoted her time and 'talents to good works. In his will he be queathed her a life annuity of $5,000 (hhe already had means), and the personal_ pt,,,p erty inherited from his father, which he had increased by . care, he willed to the hospital which bears his . name,'makirig Miss. Board man sole executrix. The use of his real es tate he left to his nephew, James Roosevelt Brown, a sou of one of the Brown Brothers, baukeii, who had married Mr. Roosevelt's sister. f By thii provisions of the will this real estate was also to pass to the hospital 'in the event of Mr. Brown dying childless. It transpired that his death occurred exactly five weeks after his . uncle's death, so that the hospital was doubly benefited. It hi a great' , and good hOspital, and I think the manner in which the Now York press have abru4l. the Medical Faculty of Roosevelt is . dt i kind, to say the least; In some recent autopti s dame has been attached to the /. phyerc in charge on account of their youtg:i • 11 . 4 ,1 • A tire, wholesome distillation of witch hazel] Amerkan pine, Canada fir, marigold, clover blossoms, etc., fragrant with the heeling essences of balsam and pine. Such is Sanford's 'Radios' Cure for Catarrh.. Complete,treatmentifor $l. • . FALL OF A NEVADA PEAli.—About 11 )'clock! Thursday morning the whole town was startled,by a teirrific roar and a jar like an earthquake, which sent people flying out of their houses in ell directions. A glance up tbe side of flaunt Glseh, revealed the cause of the phenomenon. One of thg sharp peakn of foliated granite 'near the summit, loosened by the late rains, bad toppled over and was rushing down st.'ste;ep ravine direct ly_ toward the centre of the town with terrific force; crushing and grinding everything in its path-way. For a few piomentsii lookd as though several houses were doinned :to inevitable destruction, but fortunately the slide scattered and was checked in the talus at the foot of the cliffs, causing lit to stop 'short of any of thibuiklings. One immense boulder weighing, not less than fiftY g lons :am? &inn with fearful veloeity; striking the rock bench above , the town and.4l.2lt ' ing it into a thousand fragments, which stopzed on' the flat a few rods from the China houses on Clark street During the progress of'the slide everybody was stricken with consieimation and many people sought safety in WO flight. It is estimated that at Ileast 1,500 - O 2.5 m tons of rock came, down in the slid Ej Inds. ver sOOO Drug Oft AND Physicians Havo Signed or_ Endorsed the Following Reniarhble Document: ' litossrs.Seabury &aohzuson, iiiituinftetur- ins Chemists, 21 Platt t3t.4ew York Gentlemen :—For the yoars we luivo sold vationsbnonde ektromme Pio/s -tem Plnrsiclium and the . Public worm Benson's Ca ne Porous '„ r - to s/1 - - others. We consider them ono of *every few reliable household rosiedies.winthy of confides - Se. They aro stiperior to all tther Porno Plasters' or Linisnords for maternal use. &Plaster i$ a .laoaaine nandon's parr acoutical product, .of the hi4ont order of merit, end so recoodeed by physicians dad drugubsts. Whezi other remedies Itail gst a Zen- Boa's Camino Mader. To:* will bo disappointed it you Use cheap Plasters; Lisdnnints, Pada or Elea triad Magnetic toy& stall?. REMEDY AT LAST. Prkmlllicita. ti MEAD'S Medicated CORN sad BUNION PLASM, QUIEEE''ii: ctc C '• THE GREAT OPTICIANS 924 CHESTMUT STREET? : pl-s.x.L.A.r:ax.; - Pizza.. . . 1. • ''"e --4- ' - . , . DITPEIIIOU KNOWLEDGE, SUPERIOR iizitt.t.• I i . , .• . . - SZI.P.I3DIOD. LENSES and , 1 i , SUPERIOR FACILITIES i For manufachiriog. alleoznidne Were our SPECTA.f 3 CLES. and EYE•GLAI3SES a national reputation. • LOST SIGHT NEVER 'RETURNS. Do .not trifc with your tie. by taking TINSIIIT AL:LF. GL. 4 .1- 1 211.q.. '. . - - • Catalogues as' 11.11aIrs .e.; ,, on oppiro.,o,, ; — Part j_ Matherr.atical Indrln:calt ~ ,c. 2.1: ---, Pr. rt 2—Optical Instruments 1 , - 1- • , -....5: 1 , ,, rt. 3-3,!,1%t • Lantur.na.ll9 mego4. Port 4--.1.1 . 0,7..... , .........“1 lustruilebta.lOomea a TARR I • ' . , • • I,: , t i r•-• , . . •-•c;;,, s • , • SanfOrd's Radical Curd .A single dose instantly relieves the most vio lent Sneezing or Head Colds, clears the head as by magic, stops watery discharges from the nose and eyes, prevents ringing: noises in the head, cures . NOIWOIIII Headache and subdues Chills and Fever. In Chronic Catarrh it cleanses the nasal passages of foul mucus, restores the sense or smell, taste and bearing when affected, frees the head, throat and . bronchial tubes - of offensive matter, sweetens and purifies the , breath, stops the cough and arrests the prog rails of catarrh towards consumption. • One bottle' Radical Cure, one .box Cataghal Solvent and Sanford's Inhaler, all in one ok ay?: of all druggists for sl.'. Ask for Sanford's Radical Cnre, WEEKS & POTTER, Boston. l" I . . 100 times more • effectual ' C,LI 1 . 6 411113", than any other plaster or electric battery for ; pale • . and weakness of the Lrings, Liver, 'Kidneys and trinary 1.14 . organs. Partial' Paralysis, Rheumatism, Nenr slg is, llysterts, Female Weak ,-nese, 'Nervous Paini and B , Weaknesses. Malaria and ASTSW°Fever and Ague. Price We. • Sold everywhere. PATENTS. (IT. S. AND FOREIGN. Frank - A. Fouts: Attorney-at-Law, Lock Box, MC, ' Washington D.C. ; . Ten years' experience..' ' I mako so CHAIIGE for my services unless a patent be granted. Preliminary examination in the Patent Office as to the patentability of an in vention =EL Bond sketch or model of the de' vice and a report will be made* to the proba bility, of obtaining a patent, ' t Special attention giverV to rejected applies tionsin the hinds of others. nxinuiEwyts . S. Senators ; Hon. 'Cleo. P. Edmunds, of Vermont ; Hon. David Davis and Gen. John A. Logan, of Illinois ; Hon, Benj. 11. MIL of Geor gia; Hon. L. Q. ••Cf. Lamagj of Miss; Hon. S. H. Cullom, Gov. of Illinois; the Hon. Commissioner of patents and Corps of -Eiaminers and the pro prietor of this paper. • - Write for 'circulur and instructions. 3novtf • CUT THIS 0 U T ! MAKE Sl5 Ei S4O WEEK . . We have stores inls leading Cities, from Which our agents obtain their turylies quickly. Our Factories and Principal 0_ refit a are at Erie. Pa. Send for metric CatatoSso and terms to agents Address • . M. N. LOVELL 312 Lackawanna Ave SC RANTON.PA. ' KLINE'S MARKET. ENTIMI CA i32.< 131,004 Main Street, l'irstllVa4l.o ' , 401,1 N... W,'.KLINF.,, k VIRG REMOVED ins MEIyr&VEGETABL DI A. .SEgri o n more convenient location, and established himself in the Carroll Biotic. opposite Seely's Hotel, is prepared to supply his patrons with THE CHOICEST OF MEATS. FISH. OYSTERS IN THEIR SEASON.. FRESH VEGETABLES. DOMESTIC FRUIT, Ac.; 'a ifirDOLOGNA SAUSAGE.. speetAlty..l All or de. , promptly delivered. - til ' - • marchl7. HORSE o gle r na cti l. r s en c4. fo in r er a g neap =moil of "A Treatise on the Horse and his Diseases." It gives the .best, treatment for all diseases, has GO tile engravings showing BOOKpositions assumed by sick horse. better. than can be taught-in any ether way, a table showing doses of all the principal medicines used for the horse as well as their effects and antidotes when. a 25 ct.. poison; a large collection of ND TAWAS= uscrsers, rules for telling the age of a horse. with an engraving showing teeth of each year and a large amount of other valuable horse information. Iluvdreds of horsemen have pronounced it worth . more than books coating $5 and $lO. The fact that' 260.000 sold in'about one year before it was re. vised shows how popular the book is. The re vised edition is aura nose nortiutsnan !SEND jou a oructa.•a. AGENTS WANTED. Dr. j . 1 . B. Kendall k Co4gatosburgh Falls, 'Vermont.' afar 11-lyr. 044:441 . A14311dzili:gAdtPi COLLECTION AGENCY BRINK dr. BUCK, LeltaYstille, Pa; Will write Policies for risks in Fire and We In nuance. Collect Claims irith care and - promptness. They represent Ilene but FIRST—CLASS COMPAIS ! • rhey solicit theconlidence aYsd 14114'0=4Pa thaw having .business in their line, and will endeavor to merit it. Apply to or address • • %IP if - MINI& WM, Lellayreille, I .I ALL FOR • . . 1 - . Frei, Gifts of the Gistat told Beuercileut City of New Bork. • ••• New York is a city of free gifts, and it is surprising how inany things a man can get for nothing," fiaid a philosopher sitting on one of the Battery benches, listening to the Music, a few evenings since. Even the immense institutions , controlled by.the Cora- Missionm of Charities and Correeliol dis burse but a ' small part of wh ' at we get: Every church has its separate charity. Ed ucation iis free; and it is no disgrace to accept it. If a man wants to read, there are the Cooper Institute and the Astor and the Lenoxpraries open to hid, free. If he is sick, the finest hospitals in the world are opened to him, free. If he wants a bath, lie has but to go to the river front, and there are free bath houses. If he wishes to sit in the shade midland' the sweet odor of the ilowers, tho parks are open to him, finer ham any private fortune could purchase. i •' If he has a tote for art or for curiosi ties, there it 4 die Metropolitan Mnseum, the Central Park Menagerie, the Governor's Island Museum, or' the Govenors' Room. in the City Hall—all for nothing. If ho wants to write a letter, he can get the stationery in the hotels gratis. If he is hungry, there are thousands•of placards inviting him to free lunch. If his children aro sick, there are plenty of free excursions up the 'rivers and down the bay. "If he wishes to fan himself, 10,000 mer chants are giving out free fans. If he wants n picture, they will give him a multiplicity chromos. Bl9tter3 and calendars' are supplied free for the asking in perennial plenty. Nobody ever pays for - a calendar. free sigl4 of the races may be had on Deadhead Hill at Jeiiime Park, and all the news of the day may be read on the news. paper bulletins for. nothing. If he is inter. eated in meteorology ho may • see. the daily reports of the Weather Bureau hung up_ in the Post Office-vestibule. All for nothing,. c.‘ If lie wishes to hear public speaking, 'there are htindreds of Altell-paid clergymen Land political, speakers who will make speech. es that he can heai without charge. And greatest 'sightlof all is the busy, bustling, ever changing; ever new panorama of the city, that hi can look at to.satiety without 4 'cent to payi"-L.N. Y. Sun.. Mi Piles are frequently 'preceded, by a sense of weight in the hack, loins and lower part , 'of the abdomen, _causing the patient to sup pose he has some affection of the kidneys ormeighboring organs. At times, symp tomS of indigestion are present, as flatuency; uneasiness of the stomach, etc. A•moistnre, like perspiration, producing a very disa greeable itching, particularly] at night after getting warm in bed,'ls a very common at 7 tendant. Internal, Externat- and Itching Piles yield at once to the application of Dr. ikisiinko'SPile•Remedy, which acts directly upon the parts affected, absorbing t.hd Tu- . mors, allaying the intense itching, and ef fecting a permanent cure where all other remedies hive failed. Do not delay- t until the drain on the system produces per ma= neat' disability, but try it imd be cured. Price,' 50 cents. Ask your druggist for it, and :r i iien you can not obtain of Lim, "we will nd it, prepaid, on_ ieceipt of price. Address. The Dr. BosankO ;Medicine Co., Piqua; , Ohio. Sold, by C. B. Porter; Ward House Drug Store.' july27l y. mum AND 1 PILES 1►•---_ THE HERALD PUBLISHER. . . Thb NeW York correspondent, of the ein ,cimuiti Gazette says : "Speaking of Wil liam Henry, it may be said that his, office is the innallest occupied by any business man in this City. When' you enter the Herald puhlication office, which is invariably crowd ed, you see a nook 'in the corner labeled "Superintendent," Rapping at the tiny window tthend soon appears, and as...yon get a glance of the interior you wonder how it got in, and are still more surprised that it should bO attached to a body. There, is, however, !room enough.for,a slim man like William Henry to turn , in, but it will never do for him to become stout. This, I think,' was the trouble in the case of his predeces sor, Tom S ash, who gcit too fat and had to leaVe.' Mo i re business is done, 'however, in this little nook than in the same area in the world. William Henry is an, extraordinary business man, and does not need much office room, since he carries everything in his head. He is a native of Glasgow, and has been connected with the Herald from boy. hood. His position iu the establishment wai such, indeed, that twelve years ago, when the senior Bennett made his will, he was'one of the witnesses. Henry's salary is $24) perLweek, which he' fully earns, since he attends- to the publication of that colossal iparp-al• i h During Bennett's voyage to the Quadrics : *as 'utterly deprived of any ad vice froin the Herald, and this continued tint' he reached the French coast, whither, files of his paper were sent. ".. Chamberlain, his private secretary, mast have had a labor-, idiot task to inspect forty copies of the Her ald his usually careful manner. This has bee his task ever since his appointmelat, an „. .ri he linceis at a glance xvliat should be submitted .to his master's special notice.._ ; EC= CO ,VS UMPTION% 1 It is Said that 5 . 0,000 people die annually in the United States alone from this disease. Ili ;sonic sections of the country one death in every three is from Consumption. , This can be, and should be avoided; our pe;ople are tocieareless about an ordinary cough,br cold, and other symptoms of throat end %lig affections that lead ,to: this disease. You ( should arrest it while it is in the geOn. Twopr thiee doses'of Dr. Besanko's and Lung Syrup will relieve an , ordinary cough or cold. It does not dry up a cough like many preparations on the_ market and leave the disease behind it, but acts directly on the throatund bronchial tubes, retuoV ing all the phlegm and morbid matter that accumulates in, the throat • and lungs. It allays all irritation, and, r4nders the, voice clear and distinct. Sold—by C. B. Porter's Ward House Drug Store. jiily27ly THE AUSTRALIAN 14001nUrile. ITheyaeific leoast is not the only locality cursed ,by the presence of the genus hood- , lam. I t A correspondent of the Chicago Ti describing scenes in the antipodes,. that one of the most prominent fea tures of Australian life is the position whislk, the larrikin holds in the social t make-up:. "What the hoodlam is to San Francisco the' lairikin is to the larger cf the Australian cities- Ho is 'on unwashed, profane, •foul young man, who gets his living as he cau, and wars upon. society at large. To be sure, when 'backed up by enough of his fellows, lie does now and then kick some unoffend ing passer-by to deatli;and he thinks noth ing ofinuingling a Chinaman or two on, his way home or before breakfast in the morn ing; but as a rule he contents himself with insulting ladies and 'quiet meu, ,steaiing, yelling,: and 'punching ' more or less Ser iotui any decent person whom throws in his way. His favorite stamOg tronnd is the gallery of the theatre. • • This is a time and very dirty - loft, Eidcaission t to. Which costs but Gd., and consequently it is Always full. Here the larrikins collet in ro cwds and hoot, stamp, 4,d shout to • ',their Sometimes content. Soetimes they varit l ithe monotony of a long wait by expechailting upon the unsuspecting innocents in the beneath them, usually selecting the' lbal,d headed gentlemen as their especiat,' gets." Walnut Leaf Hair Restorer.. ' / It is entirely different from all otheril , 'lt is as clear as water, and, as its ;name indi cates, is a perfect Vegetable Hair Restdrer. It will immediately- free the head from all dandruff, restore gray - hair. to its natural color, and produce a now growth, where it has fallen off. It does not in any manner affect the health, which Sulphei, Sugar , of Lipad and Nitrate of Silver preparations have done: •It will Change light or faded hair, a few days Ito a beautiful glossy brown: As k - your druggists for it. Each *tie is warranted. Swim, EL= & Co., Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia, and C. N. Ciurnerrox, New York. June, .1, 1882. Iy. . . Mr. Albert R.ingsbnry, Keene. N. troubled with bad humor on bends iud Deck, caused bq lead poisoning : 1 {lie's.;a painter.; At times it would break ont, crac open, and the akin separ ate from the flesh in large pieces; sufferinggrear continual itching and ating.ng Purchased your remedies': used Cu tient* Resolvent inters nally t and Cuticure Soap externally. and in leas than three months effected a corop'ete cure, and has not been tionbhul sauce. Corroborated by Collard *,,t roster, Imiggists, Iltu•ne,, N. 0, ' MOTHER DIED FROM IT. J. W. Mains, 'Nt wstli, Ohio, says: "Cuticura Remedies are the greatest medicines on tarth. Had the Worst case salt Thum WW2 country. My mother had it twentyyeara, and In factidisd front it. I believe.Cuticure would have saved her life. My .arms, breast and head were cov ered for three years, which nothing relieved or cured Unit! I used the Cuticura Resolvent (blood purifier) internally, and Cuticura and Cnticura Soap externally. • - • Pi3ORIASIS. • 4 11. E. Carpenter. Esq., Henderson, N. Y.. cnred of Psoriasis or Leprosy. of twenty yrurs' standing. by the Cuticura Resolvent internally. and endear% and Cuticura Soap externally. the most wonderful case on record. • Cure cent!. fled to before a justice of the peace and pseud gent citizens. All afflicted with itching and scaly diseases should send to us for this testi monial in full. SALT RHEUM. Those who have experienced' the torments of Salt Rheum can appreciate the agony I endured for years, until cured by the Cuticurs Resolvent internally. and Cuticura Soap externally.' Bins Vex. Pgri.INGTOS. Simeon. Wis. I dIITIC.,IIRA . . and CuticUra Soap externally and Cuticurs Re solvent internally will positively cure every species of I:Rubor. from a Common . Pimple to Scrofula. Price of Cuticura. small boxes, BOe .; large boxes . , $l. Ciaticurk Resolvent, $1 per bottle. Cutipura sosp. iinticura Shaving Seap.lsc. Sold by all druggist'. Depot, WE . EIDi k POTTER, Boston; liars. PARKER'S GINGER TONIC A Superlative Health-144 Strength Restorer. • If You are a Inechankr farmer,worn out with overwork. or ainother rt . down by Liruily or house hold4utics try PARNEVIS,ICINGV.Ie Tonic. If You are a lawyer, , iltilnistcr or business man e)r. bausted by . mental strainor anxious cares, do not take %intoxicating stiMulants,bouse Parker's Ginger Tonic 1; 1 A s if you have Consumption, Dyspepsia, ITheuroa. ism, Kidney Complaints,br any disorder of the lungs, stomach. boviels, bit:Q(lof OCI'VeS.PA EleS GINGER ' TONIC will cure you. It is the Greatest Blood Purifier. And the But and Carat Cough Cure Ever Used, If you are wasting.Aay from age, dissipation or i any disease or weakuesi require a stimulant tabs GINGER .Toxig at cnce: - it will snrigorate nod build you up from the first doselbut will never intoxicate. I It has saved lignclrgdg of lives; it may save yours. Iff k kUTION I—Rettoe all eulartitutes.Parher'e Ginger Tonle Is • composed of She best o cvniedulnients In tbeworld,and Se/direly different from preparations of ilager alone. Send for circular to I.llteoz & Co., N. Yes tOc. & $1 sixes, at dealers In drug% • GREAT SAtiNG SPYING -DOLLAR, SIZE. FLORESTON Itstich . and lasurigi fragrance has made thiir delightful perfume exceedingly popular. There is nothing like it. Insist upon having Ft owt& 'rota Cot.ocaufandlools far Signature of • ae emy bottle. Any drivelst. at 41enler In perf=ery can tupply you. SS sod SS coot tam - LARGE SAVING , DI:MG ST7.F. COLOGNE: KENDALL'S, SPAVIN .CUBE Is sure in its effects; mild in its action as it does not blister, yet is penetrating and powerful to reach every deep seated pain or to remove any bony growth or other enlargements, such as spavins, splints. curbs, callous, sprains, swell. lugs and anytlameness and all enlargements of the joints or limbs. or for rheumatism in man and for any purpose for which a liniment is used for man or beast. It is now known to be the best liniment for man ever used, acting mild and .yet certain in its effects. _ ' Send ,address for Illustrated. Circular which we think gives positive proof of its virtues. lib remedy has ever met with such unqualified tw eeze ti knowledge, for beast as well a man; Pricehsl.per Utile. or six bottles tor $5.A1l it-- Druggists , have pr can get it for you, or it will' be sent to any address on reoeipt,of price by the proprietors, Du.- B. J. Estwasts. k. Co., Enos ' burgh- Falls. Vt. Sold 'l.)y Jail Druggists. I F.;STAIig. P4IF-Ti IN 186,3.] r OWA R;D A. 31Ott, Solicitor A3iERICAN AND FORDIGN PA.ICENT,S. L _ C.31* , 1 . rn.E.47 N. IN .. NV4SIIINGTON, D. 'P I . . • . (SureessOr 4;3 Gllmbre. Smittil: Co., at Chipman,'Hotquer Patents procured upon the same plan which was originated and suceesqully practiced by the above-named tirtn. Pamphlet, of suety pages sent upon recall" t o - 7 , ]hovel -stamp.. ' • • t . . 4 13ETTER TO LEAD THAN.EOLLOWr A GOOD MAXIM: BUT NO'I. I ALWAYS TRUE. It is better to, follow H, JACOBS The olil nud Reliable Dealer in , Readyßeady - Made C;lothiug tn, From his ohb stand, (No. 2, Patton's Block ; ) to his NEW LOCATION in the large 'and . commodins store, No. 123, Main Street, formerly occuried by M. sonnmou s: Son, (one door north of Feleh R C 0.,) where hp isnoir•opeii with ; and Complcto, Stock of .Fashhinable SPRING AND SUMMER READY-lIIADE CLOTHING HATS AND CAPS, GENT'S FURNISHING GOODS, TRAVELING BAGS, UMBRELLAS, CANES, &C. MEN'S, B 0 Y YOUTH'S and CIIILDREN'S full! and complete' : !, suits of all grades and prices. • . • While he aims to lead the trade, be ahkS his old friends and everybody else to follow him to his new location, where he will fit them-ont in We bighcst style ref art at the lowest prices. Come early. It JACOBS. Towanda, Pa., April` 6, 4.84.-2. PLATFORM WAGONS, TOP AND OPEN BUGGIES for sale at decided bargal no A large number of aupetior make and finish. • . C. L. TRACY. 'HENRY STREETER. Towanda, April . 27-Im ' • use Lawrence & Marti '0- 1 1 40( \o4ll444'Cikg 4 t - • - - - For COUGHS. COLDS SORE THROAT BRONCHITIS, ASTI! f 3 A , ;.' ;• 1 " I L i iONIA CONSUMPTIO% Olseasescf lIROAT, MIMI Atli*. !,I t . - 713beov7:i'':': 1 w4:llezr,-1. ii,:Y„ r i ,:i„.:,1,c , ,,: Cur.'slo. n Inc ent and yawed stages. and all diseases of ti; Tilly ..,,• ', • and LUNGS, .bnt If ; has neve p r been so advantageously compounded as 'in til‘l TI it,i - , ;•• , 1:171t. Its soothing Balsamic pitperties afford a diffusive stimulant and t•tilie t.: !";: • : system after the-cough has been relieved. Quart size bottles, Price giAle. ._ - , -i RAy E TIoNi fi l ? n" be e olV e T d o b /11 1 .1 1 g11 71 2ktir IMt " ivi ( gh lt iVi .. i l ,::i•,. ICA article—thegenninobas aPrivate Die Front etary Stamp on each 1)04' - - 1.;.. ~ i permits it to be Bold by,Dlengel6l. Groom and Demers Everywhere. - W ISITUOUT SPZIOULL-TAILE CU LICENSE. 4 ' The;TOLU, ROCK AND RYE CO.; Proprietors l 41 River St., Chicago, iii.-i - ONE MORE PICTURE ,GAIIERY ' IN TO oT/ANDA. G 11. 4 1 WOOD & co. will ,'open their Neiv Gallery is Patton!s, Block, on the First Monday of April. flaying fitted up entirely new, with the beat of instruments, we are prepared to make' Tintypes, 4 at one sitting / all for 50 cts. in neat enveloces, 10 for SI.OU: Copying of all kinds of Photograph a igad - Stercoscople and large view wor done at thin gallery. ii , . Give us "call and we will . try ant satisfy you in price a d quality. mar 28 'KENDALL'S SPAIT/N CURE 1 Is sure to care Slaving, Splint'', urb. Sc. It removes.all unnatural f enlargements. DOSS- NOT surrnic. ... • ' Has no equal for any lameness on beast or man. It haecured hip-joint • k ;lameness In a person who had suf . llered 15 years. Also cured rheuma=- tism.'corns, frost-bites or and wilt or ISCUEMPIII. It has no equal for any blemish on ho.csa. Send for illustrated circular giving roam's Nicov. Price sl.' ALL DHUGGISTS have it or can get It Pir you. Dr.B.J. Kendall & Co.. Proprietors, Enosourgb Falls, Vermont. H. C. Ponrni.i Agent, Towanda. Pa. B . h ca u i s i l i ts t s e T . ~. o w n D y . . r faster e.th a e t p w u o b r l le, for I Yon than at anjthing else. Capitol not needed. Wo will start you. $l2 a day a.ld up• wards made at horn, by the industrious. Men, women, boys and girls wanted ' everywhere to work for mi. Now, is the time. You can werklu spare time only or give your whole time to to a business; You can Dye at home and do the work No other business will pep you nearly as weili— No one can fail to make enormous tay oy en gaging at once. Costly outfit and terms free.— Money made fast, easily sod honorably. Address. TRUE & Co„ Augusta, Maine, Dec 15—lyr . . . Yon' need not Die to Win , • • • IN THE MUTUAL_ . ENDOWMENT AND • a' • kO:I:11111" ASSOVATI•ON Or (Bath; Y. • You receive one-half of your insurance, ac cording to the Ainerican Lite Table, when two thirds of your life expectancy is finished—for illustratioM a man or woman joining the Aliso elation at 36 years of age taking a certificate for $2,506. receives $1,215 when allttle over 5G years of age, exactly the period in life when a little financial help Is,generally more needed than at any other time. t- . BLADES & ROOERS, juneatf. General Agents for Penn'a. Stevens Long GROcrimzs, in PROVISIONS, COUNTRY PRODUCE ~i t~~,. COIN• MAIN AND PINE- BPS {The al stand of Fox',Staveni liMorenr.) They iuvite'attention to their complete .•' assortment and very large stock of Choice New G o od, which Oity SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN IN=M • And Cloth Paid for I)osirahb• Kiwi% M. J. LONG General ..yealers in 1111 EMI HAVE ,REMOVED 8, P.oll' ut, BE have . always ov baud. , T. fl.'' PRODUCE TRADE ago. enema. SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT JAMES McCAIIK LEAS REMOVED HIS GROCERY BUSINESS' Tun rjourn-zAST cousEa. ipv MAIN `BRIDGE STREETS, WIIEILE lir. HAS ESTABLISHED Head Quarters FOR EVERYTHING IS THE LINE OF 11118 ERIES, 1111111818118, RC.• a&C. CASH PAID for Desitat& Pm. duce. Fine BUTTER and' EGGS a specialty Wagons &Carriages Cheaper . , than ever at the OLD.ESTADLISHMENT JAMES'IMIYANT, would - , call the.atten tiou Of FARMERS and - others to his largo and complpik.. assortment of Open& 'r:op T3t-i,reiics4 MEI PLATFORM WAGONS . all of his , own MANUFACTURE and wur rined in 'every par ' tieular Bryant's Flexible Springs used In all Platform Wagons. The easiest end bestin use. NOIVIS YOUR TIME TO BUY! "Look at these figures • C ar Two Seated riages from . - 5150 to $175 Phaetons, one seated . - -, 125 to 15u Top Buggies ' ' . Its to . tzal • . Open Buggies ~ .. , ,J) to 100 Democrat Wagons, . Sio to 110 Bemember that the above are all , lully warrant ed, first-class or nO pay. . Repairing.promptlyatttended to at 25 per cent . . below bust years prices. .. . Office and 'Factory cor. Main andflltizabetb Ste. - I - JAS BRYANT. 24febtl;t" Ez Fa 4: E owanda Sct. SiOle MAIN 'EXT DOOR TtilEL ell s preparLA to offer complete as...ort ment. if • - / DRY ANDIANDY GOODS, Croo