ITEMS OF INTEREST.
Coining« (resit Ilrre nuts 'There liu Entrrlaiu
Anitifte.
-Texas 'Nilll have an available school
fund of $906,000 thii year.
±-AKentucky man has for clock weights
two,piut bottles filled With ivhisk , y. •
.
—,A warriect woluac':; fof&r.tee a as one of
the fittntetions at a Metlicalist picnic . near
Berlin, Wis. .
—A 'physicin* says alcohol -has killed
more people than yellow fever.
tor, more people have token it. • "
—" Mean !" she cried. "My husband is
the meanest wretch intlie world. lie won't
give me the least extiuse for complaining "
--An Arkansas britlegrcxim caught. the
bride in nis arms; at the conclusion of the
ceremony, and dislocated two of her fibs
with a violent hag. •
—Professor Schiff,• the vivisector of Flor
ence, has used np more than 14,000 dogs in
his experiments, and in}order to silence their
complaints always begins work by cutting
their. vocal cords. •
Chicago the other day a policeman
sa.4, en infant fall from the third story of s
house. Running quickly to the spot he
caught the child in his arms and restored it
safe to its careless mother, who had left it
to play at the window.
—The number of schools in Franco where
the system of a savings bank had been
adopted was 16,494 at the close of last year,
against 14,372 at the beginning. The aver
age number of depositors was twenty-one
per school, against`seventeen the year be
fore.
•---A minister who had just married a
couple felt indignant when the bridegroom
gave him a fee of only half - a dollar, but
smiled grimly and. said " Never mind ;
you'll only have to pay a lawyer $lO for =-
doing what t have done."
—As'ad, strange
_accident lately betel a
man in La Grange, Fla. Charles Heard had
shot a water turkey, and not knowing , the
vicious character of the fowl when wou nded,
went for his game. It showed fight, and
.plucked out one of Mr. Heard's eyes in the
encounter.
—The Concord, N. IL, Monitor tells of a
clergyman in Nashua who has attended,'
during the past two years and a half, over
eighty funerals, and adds that "more :than
half of them were members of hfs church."
Mighty queer church that, whose member.
ship is composed of funerals. .
—A jeweler has long dunned a lady of
fashion for the amount of his big bill, but in
vain. When ho rings the bell the fOotman
says politely, but firmly, " Sir, the Countess
receives only on Tuesdays." I don't care
when she receives;" thunders the irate and
kmgsufforing creditor, , " what I want to
know is tho day that she pays on,"—From .
the French. _
Parents who allow their childrento grow
up.with scrofulous humors bursting from
every pore are guilty of u great wrong.
Think of them pointed out as branded with
a loathsome disease, and you will readily
procure them the Caticura Remedies.
—While sitting in the crotch of a tree
sawing of a limb; William Hardey, of Sag
inaw; Ala., met with singular accident.
Just as the limb - fell, the crotch split _and
Hardey fell into the opeaing, where he was
damped as if in a vise. His ribs , were
broken, and he was released with great. diffi
culty.
—A Clerormanodwelt in a quiet rand dis
trict, where laziness is apt to grow Upon a
man. One day, his excelldat spouse re
marked to him at breakfas , t, ";Minister,
there's a bit of butter on your neckcloth.".
"Wee!, wee!, Janet, my dear," slowly re
' sponded the worthy paStor,: " when I get up
it'll fa' aff."
—" My wife," said Wigglesworth, " is one
of the most economical women I ever saw.
Whenever I smoke a cigar in the house she
makes me blow the smoke on her plants tc .
kill the bugs, and stands ready to catch the
ashes which she uses ' for booth powder,
while the stub that is left she soaks in water
and treats the flower pots to Ft Turkish bath
with it."
—The male inhabitants of New South
Wales appear to' be . in a sad condition. - A
treat number ot them find , it tabe physiCally
impossible to procure wives. According to
a report recently issued ou the population of
that colony, no less than 79,0(X) women are
required to equaliie the sexes. The other
Australian colonies require about the same
limber, in proportion to their population.
—Mount Allison College, in Sabi:Ville,
New Brunswick; on one of the most charm
ing sites in tho lower provinces; is the first:
Canadian College to:confer the degree A. B.
on a woman. Harriet Starr Stewart is th,n;
fortunate graduate, and she delivered• the
best oration of - commencement day, arrayed
in cap and gown. The college is under the
control of the Wesleyan Methodists, and is a
worthy institution of learning.
gbam county, Va., has a some
'what curis industry. Within au area of
ten or fifteen miles there are about forty dis
' tilleries engaged in fnanufacturing oil from
sassafras root. Each mill gives employ
ment ; to three bands. They use On an aver-
age 24000 pounds of root per day for; each .
mill; and turn out ono to ono and a half gal- -
. lons df oil weighing ten pounds to the gal:
lon. So that forty distilleries consume daily
80,000 pounds of sassafras root, make about
fifty gallons of oil,. worth about $4.50 a
gallon, and thus earn $.2:15 per day.
—Twenty-seven years ago Mr. David
Eiler, who lived near. Keezletown, Va., built
a dairy and placed in it two yellow suckers
as pets. Mr. Eller has been dead for a
number of years, but Aunt Harriet, his aid
ow, still lives, and during all these years she
has carefully fed and eared for her pet fish.
One of them died severaryears and the
last one gave up the ghost only a low days
ago, after having lived in the dairy: twenty.
seven years. The fish was about' ,eighteen
inches long, and had become so tame that it
Wits not the least frightened by the ap.
preach of its mistress with its food.
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THE RAT'S GUNNING.
A few nights ago a man who 'resides at
No. 61 North Main.stret, while sitting chat.
tiug with a , friend, observed a birgeratmakt.
.its appearance throuSh a hole leading from
under a sink. The rat, finding that the
room was not deserted, ran across the floor
into a small bedroom where there are no
holes when the door is shut throtigh whinh
it could escape. The men feeling sure that
the rat was cornered, shut the &kir of the
room and with sticks insituated 4 vigorous
search. • Although everythhigcmovable Was
turned upside down,' the rat could not be
found, so the search was relinquished till
morning. During the night the rat tried to
gnaw its way out badly defaciug the frame
work on both sides of the door. Search was
renewed next Morning, with the assistance
of a dog, and everything iigirras waSdispbiced
without discovering his ratship. I The dog
suddenly stopped prowling under the bed
and persisted in remaining at the window
sill. This attracted the attention iof one •of
the amateur. rat-catchers,, who, noon looking
out; discovered the rat sitting on the extreme
edge of the stonework ohtsido the window.
It had forced a bole through the Screen net-
Slim and , while the two men_were searching
inside the room it was sitting 'quietly on. the
outside. As soon as 'the rat observed that
its retreat was discovered by one Of the men,
quick as a flash it re-entered through tho
Email hole it had made iu the screens • and
Semi furiously at-its persecutor, seizing him
between the thumb and first ,finger of the
601. bind. The dog 'made a spring and
caughtthe rat by: the body, killing it in
staitly.--Proridatce Journal. I
\' Delicate rensatei.
1.
i The exactions of society. added to the
cares of maternity and the household, have
tested beyond endurance the frail 'constitu
tions which have been granted the majority
of *women. To combat this tendency to
premature decline, no remedy in the world
possesses the nourishing and, strengthening
properties of Malt Bitters. They, enrich
the blood, perfect digestion.. stimulate the
liver and kidneys, arrest ulcerative weak
ness, and purify and vitalize every (Unction
I •
of the female system. I ,
A ROMANCE OF CASTLE GARDEN.
Caste Garden, the leading place of
at New York', is among Caller things
a great employment bureau. A turner from
Germantown, Pa., came "Wednesday to Cas.
tle Garden in search of a young married
couple to take' into his service. His name
was Amos Mil , lerand ho was of a jolly and
benevolent temperament. He was wil'ing
to give $25 a month and board; to a man
and his wife who would accompany him to
his home. Unfortithately there happened
at the time to be no couples at the Garden
who - were desirous of obtaining Eiuch a situa-
lion as ho offered. Not to be discouraged,
however, he set about finding' two single
young persons of opposite sex
i ivho .might
not be aveise to uniting their lives and their
lack. - He first accosted a number, of men
who looked like honest, amiable!ellpw,s, and
among them _discovered one whose fancy
Was taken by the picture which
1 13. e 'held up
to him of a Cosy, rastic hone ' and' a good
natured young wife to keep it, all td be ac.
quired by a single and very simPlef transac
tion. This negotiation settled,l ho' sought
fo - 7 a damsel to match the willing swain, and
rwas not long before he succeeded in &-
taming from such a one her shy, ceusent to,
change her social condition. He immediate
!: brought the future husband and wife
together in spite of their sudde)l clnnfusiou
and assumed reluctance. OnCe . presented
m each other, they found no difficulty what
ever in making an acquaintance, through
the medium of their ilative tongue; the Ger
man. She was Rosi6 Ilaeffrier, 19 years of
age, and he was Adam' Horner t 25. The
Rev. Mr. Serkemeier; was summoned, and
in the employment office he united them by
theelime-honored tie that man , is solemnly
forbidden to sunder. A matron and offi
cer attached to the Department of Emigra
tion served as bridesmaid and best man.
The couple embraced with hemty satisfac
tion and went away leaving sthiling faces
k'elend them.
It is entirely different from all others. It
is as clear as water; and; as its name indi
cates, is a . perfect Vegetable _ Hair Restorer.
It will immediately free the head from all
dandruff, restore gray hair to its natural
color, and produce a new , growth where it
has ellen off. It does not in any manner .
affect the health, which Sulplier, Sugar of
Lead and Nitrate of Silveri preparations
have done. It will change light or faded
hair in a few days to a beautiful glOssY
brown. Ask your druggists for it. Each
bottle is warranted. Surro, KLINE & CO"
Wholesale Agents, Philadelphia, and C. N.
CarrrEsvos, New York. .!
June, 1, 1882. ly
There is a gospel tent at the corner of
Michigan avenue and Fourth street, and of
a Sunday evening there is a considerable
passing in and out on the part of pedestri
ans. Last Sunday evening a boy of four
teen, wilco had just left the tent, encountered
a stranger, who stopped him and inquired :
"Sai, bub, what sort of a performance is
going on in there ?" •
"Putty good thing," was the reply.
"I'd kinder like to see the fat woman and
the living skeleton and the Albino children
once more, but I'm purty near strapped. Is
there any way I kin work in ?" ,
"Us boys crawl under the canvas."
"Anybody around to knock You stiff ?" •
"Never saw anybody. I'll show you
where to gO raider."
"By hokey, ru try it! It's no use to
throw 4 quarter when, you kin beat a s'ffe
show."
The boy took him' around behind the tent
and saw him safe wider, irsl then crossed
the street and sat down. He waited just
exactly three minutes, and then the stranger
came out of the tent by the door. Ho looked
up and down the street,. closely scanned
every youngster about him, and finally said
to a bootblack : t j•
"Bub, looking fora yOuth about two
heath taller than you—peaked nose—brown
'straw hat—hair cut short ! I want to see
him so awful bad for about 2 a minute that
I'll give you half a dollar if you can find him
around here."—Detroit Free Pres&
1111
By calling at C. B. Porter's Ward House
drug store, you can get a sample bottle of
Dr. Bosanko's Cough. and Lung Syrn
which willrelieve the most obstinate Cough
or Cold, and show you what the regular 50
cent ,size will do. - When troubled with
ASthma, Bronchitis, Dry, Hacking Cough,
Paink in the Chest, and all 'diseases of the
-Throiitand LAngs, try a sample, bottle of
this Medici - ad ! ' I july27ly.,
.
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FISMISO INA COLli
is a teuacre field wW•:11 is simply a sabre?.
rumen lake covered with soil about eighteen
inches deep. On the soil ;is cultivated Ir k
field of corn which ; produces thirty bushels
to the acre If anyone will ;rake the trouble
to dt a hole to the depth of a spade Limn
he will find that it:will fill With water, and
by using hook and line tisli four and five
inches long may be caught. ; The fish hero
neither scales nor eyes, and are pe:ch-like in
shape. The ground is a j black marl in
imfure, and in all probability at one time
an open body of water, on which accu
mulated vegetable matter, which has been
increased from timo to 'time, until now it
has a trust sufficiently strong and rich to
produce corn, although it halt tnbe,cultivated
by hand, as it is not strong enough to bear
the weight of a horse. Nyhile harvest.mg
the hands catch, great strings of fish by
making a hole through the Barth.. A person
rising on his heel and coming down sudden
ly can Sec the growing corn shake all around
him..
.
Jos. TOWLL.
President
rob. 1.'7R.-
Ladieswho appreciate elegance and puritY
are using 'Parker's Hair Balsam. It is the
best Otiple,sold for restoring gray hair to
its orieinal . color, beauty axkd lustre. .
Walnut Leaf • Hair Restorer.
THE BOY HE WANTED.
FREE OF COST.
Elegance and Pur ity
:K JOINS~ON'S
an Blood. Syrup'
of -,the Stomach, Liver,' Bowels, Kidneys Skin
ion's• testify to its efficaCy in healing the above
tnd pronounce it to be the
Remedy Known to Man. •
lAGENTB WANTED.'OI
7 West 3d St., New YOrk City. Druggists sell it,
Remedy for Rheumatism.
Brad's Vista's, Bedford Co. Ps.
Dn. etas Jonssos •A We trial of your Indian Blood Syrup has given me great re lief for
Rheumatism. It Is the bestedictrie I ever used. , • JOHN MEL.
Va' ag 'CL THING.*
NOW IS TICE c OLDEN tl
OPPORTUNITY
Stylish and Re able Spring Garments 4t
MEN ,YOUTHS I - • BOYS AND - CHILDREN,
AT PRICES WHICH CAN BE;HAD AT NO OTHER HOUSE.
While maintaining the uniform standp l rd of quality . in , qicellence of work and
material by
_
GOOD MANAGEMENT. CAREFUL BUYING.
and SMALL' MARGINS, (with which I am content,) I have
RAISED THE - STANDARD AND LOWERED . THE PRICE,'
THE BEST STOCI. OF CLO,THINGI
In this vicinity is now beiug sold for the least money by
Y.::ROSENFIELD
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GALLON or 13ARTIEL.
s 1 Speci a l, sEr. Spacial. prices in 5 and 10 gallons and bbl. lots. . ~
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.: At the old reliable Cash Drug Store, ..
o - • . •.,
Dr. M. C. Porter &-, son l - f
- • ', Corner Main and Pine Si:reets,- 'Towanda, Pa: j
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;Ft U P H.RE Y BR( & TRACY.
• - Mauntaetniers and Wholesale Dealers. in all kinds of
• :1 4 • •
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KEN'S, BOYS, WOMEN ' S. MISSES AND CHILDREN'S
•
Boots Shoes Rubbers - &c..
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CORNER MAIN AND . ELIZ A STREETS,',
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_ 4 r()WA . INT 1 -" ;‘. 11 •
A. D. DYE. & CO.
HAYING
HARVESTING ---
.TOOO.
SCYTHES AND SNATHS,
SCYTHE STONES,
HAY FORKS, •
HAND REAPERS,
REVOLVING HORSE RAKES.
GRINDSTONES AND , FIXTURES,
MOUNTED GRINDSTONES,
GRAIN CRADLES,
CRADLE SCYTHES,
MOWING MACHINE SECTIONS,
RIVETS AND GUARDS. -
.
Call carly.and make.selections while our stack is large and
• complete.. Our
iee Cream Freezers and Water Coolers
Carriage Makers and Blaeksniiths Supplies
was never scilarge as at present.
MAIN STRtET.
.TOMffi' CREAM CAMPHOR, IS THE
.1,./ NAME of the popular/Anament that cures
Rheumatism, Neuralgia. Swollen or Stiffener
Joints. Frost Bites, Pain In the u, act Head o
Spine. Chopped Hands, Braises, Sprains. Burns'
Mosquito Bites, Sting or Bite of an' insect
Poison Vines, etc., for Man or Beas t
AlWays reliable,' and almost instantan
eous In its telieL Having an agreeable odor it
Is pleasant to apply. Sold y all druggists
Price 25 cts.
N. B.—This Liniment received a Prise Medal.
at the State Pair. 18i9.
ASA JOIMS, Prop's, 319 N. 3d StjaFtildg.,6_l.lt.
A. N. NEiBON
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WATCHES;
mocks,
-- / FINE GOLD AND PLATED
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of every variety, and Spectacles. sir Patti col
Ideation pad to waning. Shop in Decker
vonght's GroceryStors, MMn Street, Towanda,
Nona. , san94
LETTER HEADS, BILL HEADS
ROTE BEADS, le. printed in the best style
• the est at the Brzoataassi °Mee. •
luccu, IT IS A POSITIVE FAST THAT I.
FrowA.NEIA., PA
AND
are going off rapidly. Our stock fes
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TOWANDA, PA.
ASBURY FA RIB,
NEW JERSEY.
NORTH - END HOUSE
Manager,
(former]; of the Ward Borne.)
Thin h c Ze 2 = d P r ies s fineet location in the
the beach, Full Full sad
vinobatrncted view of o cean , rr°ll2
rOR SALE. One second-hand
Engine and Boiler. in good condition. En
gine 12r..V, Tubular Boiler, Force ,
saw or t mill.
FIT . s Con
nections. etc. Suitable for a
Have been running 4 run of atone th it.
Reason for selling is that lam inc Mg the
capacity of my mill, and putting in larger
engine. For full particulars call on or ddress
•
Juno 25-4 w G. A. DAYTON, Towsm Ps.
JOB PRINTING OF ALL' KINDS
done et ehort notice and reasonable .tates
atthe Itcrtrustcasi Mee.
Bensons
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The pest Known Roiled for.
Backache; orjLamo Back.
Filicurnatiam or Lama Joints.
Cramps or Sprains. .
Nouralgia or ICidnoy.Diaeases.
Lumbago. Salvor() Achost or Pains
Forgolo Woalccoss.
Are Superior t miner Piasters.
Aro Superior In Pads. . •
Aro Superior tisl.ininseuts.'
Are Superiar to Ointments:or Salver.
Aro superior Orgaiviabna
They Act Immediately.
They Strengthen. -
They Soothe.
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They lieliere Pala at Once..
They yositirely Care., , •
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Do
palm Id mime other plaster navuog din sVidl:
sounding name. See that the word is spelled
04.P-04-NIL Price 23 eta.
satsußy JOHN, Ol~tor>G
anufacturnm a, runny.. ew
plitlltlC REMED Al' LST. krice Ur:
MEAD'S Medicated and G U N ION PLASTEL
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Sanford s Radical Cure..
A single dose instantly relieves the. magi vio.,
lent Sneezing or Head Colds, clears the held Gal
by mimic, stops watery dfacharges from tbe,
nose and eyes, prevents ringing !noises in the;
head, cures Nervous Headache and subdues;
Chills and Fever. In Chronic Walsh it cleanse"
the nasal passages of foul mucus, restores the
sense of smell, taste and hearing when affected;
frees the head, throat and bronchial tubes of
offensive Matter,' sweetens and purifies the
breath, stops the cough and !arrests the pritgl
reels of catarrh towards consumption. ' I
One bottle Radical Care, one I box Catarrhal
Solvent and Sanfordii Inhaler', AU In one pack
age. of all druggists for $l. Ask for Sanford's
Radical Care. WEEKS' A, POTTEII, Boston.
100 time. more
effectual
CAL I _ei
w i -then any other plaster or
-....„ . 7trio battery for - pain
....k. a weeknees of the Lungs.
ver, Kidneys and Urinary
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aliens. Partial Paralysis,
Rheumatism, Hint elite.
• ih . Hysteria, Female Weak
. • nets, Nervous reins and
c. Wesimussell.l liabiria! and
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AsT SSW Fever end Ague. rib:enc.
Sold everywhere.
PATENTS.
Frank A. Fonts, Attorney-at-Lair. Lock Boa. 356
Washington, D. Q.
Sir Ten Pare az/40mm .
I make so mu' Raz for my undue TWOS' a
patent be granted. Preliminary examination, in
the Patent Once as to the patentability of an In-
vention rus. Send sketch or model of the de.
vice and a report will be made u to the proba
bility of obtaining a patent. ' ' • -
Special attention given to - rejected aPPllcs
tions in the hands of others.
U. S. Senators : Hon. Geo. IP. Edmunds, of
Vermont ; Hon. David Davie And Gen. Jelin A.
Logan, of Illinois ; Hon. Benj. H. HIM of Hain -
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Chilom. Gov. of Illinois ; the Hon. Commialioner
Patents and Corps of-Ezmniners and the pro
prietor of this paper.
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JOHN W. KLINE,
MEAT &VEGEiABLE
A.ItIKET
o a more convenient location, and established
himself in the Carroll Block. Opposite fieelrs
Hotel, is prepared to supply his patrons with
THE CHOICEST OF MEATS. •
FIBS, OYSTERS IN THEIR SEASON.
FRESH VEGETABLES.
- . DOMESTIC IRIIIT, kc.. of
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of all the principal medicines used for the ho
as well as their effects and antidotes wh a
poison, a large collection lel
-25 omits a
luvanut niccurrs„ rules for
telling the age of:a horse, with an engraving
showing teeth of each year" and! !a large •aniount
of other valuable horse information. Hundreds
.of horsemen have pronounced* worth more
than books costing $5 and -The act that
200.600 sold in about one year Wore it was re.
vised shows how popular the book is. The re.
wised edition is =at wan argazatina. Ram
lon • oriumati. AGENTS WANTED. Dr. I. E.
kendsU k Co., Huosburgh Falls,' Vermont.
• afar 11-Iyr.
f~S: `;:pl)fS DII~
COLLECTION iGENG
BRINK & BUCK, Leßvinille, Pa.
Will write Policies for risksin Pire and Life In
sumacs. Collect Claims with care end
promptness. They reproyent nonetait
• FIRST—CLASS (*MIRAN] :f..SI
They solicit thruonfidenessaa patronsgeof those
having business in their lino. and wili endeavor
to merit it. A to or address
bred tt B R INIt BUCHiLslisysillis, Pg.
-MEDALS. _ '
(U.S. AND FOREIGN.
lueszaszcts
Main Street, FirstpVard.
CLAIM 011 E,)
prism. •
Piles are frequently preceded by a sense
.of weightt:iulhei back, loins and lower part
of the abdomen, causing the patient to ap
pose he has some affection of the kidneys
or neighbor . ing iFgans. At times, symp
tom of imbrue are present, as itatuency,
thiamine= e the Wallach : etc. A moisture,
Mre'perspiration; producing a very disa
greeable itching,' particularly at night after
getting warrnin bed, .is a very common at
tendant.' 1;4=4, External,and Itching
Wes "Yield'at'once to.the ,application of Dr.
Bosanko's Pile Remedy, iwhich ads directly
epen, the parts affected, absorbing the Tu
mors, allaytng,
the intense itching, and ef
=lot permanent cure
,where all other
have failed. Do not delay until
the &silt on the system produces
,perma
tient trat try it and be cured.
Price, 50 cents. Asir your druggist for it,
and when' you can not obtain it of him, we
will send it, pr d, _ on receipt of price.
Address The Dr. Bosanko Medicine Co.,
Piqua, Ohio, - Sold by C. B. Porter, Ward
House Drug'rStere.
THEY ' WHY T ARE "'SO CHEAP." '
,ft los:tor at the house of a friend iu this
city uoticel one day that the three youngest
children of the family, and also , the nurse,
bad a pem'iar affection of- the eyes, which
were noticeably swollen and bloodshot. He
inquired the cause bid the women did 'not
know—thought it was it little thing, which
would soon pass off. The visitor's curiosity
was excited, howeier, and being ota logical
and investigative turn of mind, he, came to
the'conclusiou,tlmt the cause of the trouble
must be something in the nursery and prob.
ably fit the bathing armngcmcnni. Upon
looking farther he found one of these
_ _
bi _ _
leached sponges. He asked the tuother
where she got it, and the. reply was that. it
was a great bargain, and lead been picked,
ap at a five-cent counter. That was enough
to explain the whole Wetter. :If you will
take the trouble to' smell of ono of these
•I ages, you will, And that, there is an odor
of chloride of lime. The chloride of lime is
used to disinfect :them. They need disin
fecting, because they have been used in hos.
pitais, for washing out wounds and in other
ways imaginable and then thrown away,
perhaps to be picked up, bleached, and sold
to economical persons who wish to get a
great bargain. —New York Mail and Ea ,
fn'ess• '
CONSUMPtION.
It is said the% 50,000 people die lannuall
in the United States alone from this disease.
In some sections of the country One death
in every three is from Consumption. This
can beond shciuld be avoided; our people
are too careless about an ordinary cough or
cold, and other symptoms - of throat and
lung affections that lead to this disease'.
You should arrest it while it is in the germ.
Two or three doses of Dr. Bosanko's cough
and Lung Syrup will relieve an ordinary
cough or cold. 'lt does not dry'up a cough
like many preparations on the market and
leave the disease behind it, but acts directly
on the 'throat and bronchial tubes, retriev
ing all the phlegm and morbid mattor that
accumulates in the throat and _lungs. It
allays all irritation, and renders the voice
clear and. distinct. Sold by C. B. Porter's
Ward House Drug Store. • july27ly.
•
gems° AT Manammax. treturt
bons boughs of the waving trees were nilniug
down shadows that fell cool and fair upon
Lurline Perkins' beautiful face as ebd stood
silent and aloud. near the woodshed. The
murmurous_ sighing of the summer' breeze
was borne to - her by the tranced air, and
ever and anon there came up from -,the
meadows the sound of the farmer's axe as he
felled the sturdy asparagus that was soon to
delight the palates - of the rich people in the
city who could pay for it. Away to -the
eastward, mirroring back the azure dome of
the sky, lay the lake and the Amen of its
silver foam but served to Maki the silence
deeper. The girl stood for several minutes ,
as if entranced bithesceUe. Then, turning
sadly away, she exolaiMed. in' low,' bitter
tones t "I suppose I I shall have to milk
that dratted cow and the sooner I 00 at it
the butter."—Chicago Tribune.
A pure, wholesome distillationnf-witch
hazel, American pine, Canada fir, marigold,
clover blossoms, etc., fragrant - with the
heeling essences of ba lsam and pine. Such
is ' Sanford's Radical Cure for Catarrh.
Complete treatment for $1:
Hz ACTED Pea AHConvinri.—The latest
case of conscience-money is reported from
Baltimore. A Presbyterian preacher in that
city recently handed $3,899 to the tax col
lector, with the explanation that the sum
due to the State for past taxes, payment of
which had been, illegally avoided: In jus
tice to the preacher, it is proper to x . plain
that he acted iu.this case not for himself but
for a recent convert in his church. And
now it is proposed ti) dismiss all the taxpay
ers and employ Presbyterian clergymen in
their stead.—Peoria Transcript.
di' Varied Performance.
Many wonder how Parkers' Ginger Tonic
can perfOrm such varied cures, thinking it
essenci s of ginger, when in fact it-is _made
from many valuable f mediciness which act
beneficuilly on every_ diseased organ.
•
• fltrwr MAIIIIII:D.—They were raised here in
'Austin, but she did not kuow much about
Ipirdening ; at the same time, She did not
mire to expose her ignorancito her husband.
They had only been married a short time,
when he said : "'I notice the asparagnS is
• .utiripe---clon't you want : to go out into
the garden and get some '.er She VeiOlied :
" I'll tell you What we will do. We will go
oat together. You climb up and shake .:the
tree, and I'll catch then: in my apron as
boy fat"— 7'exas Siftings. • .7,
MI
"Wells' .Health Renewer" resiores health
and vigor; cures Dyspepsi..
Sexual Debility.
How ;lux Boss Baoxz Tut Connsxn
tizens.—‘• Once there was'a revival of lid
gion in the town where Mister Gipple kop
glasware store and everybody was going
wild with good. .one day there was a feller
' tendin store for Mister Gipple, and amighty
good woman . she cum with, a bible and said
young man du you keep the commandments?
The feller, who haled from. Sacrymento and,
didn't know what them was, said yes mum,
wo do but the beb was a settin 'em one side
'yistenlay and fill and broke every one. WO
shall have soma more and better fines, froni
Firisco in a few days comein next week,'
mum."—" /Ads Johnny" iA the San Fran
cisco Argonaut.
Quiet, complete care. aUannilrlog Kidney.
Bladder and Urinary Dyfeasefl, !El. Drag•
gists.
How Tar O.IIIIGNX ras Burros.—lt is
reported by one of our reliable exchanges,
says the Salt . lake City Tribune, that a
stranger in Bodine, in eating a plate of hash
at a restaurant, being very hungry, unguard
edly neglected to chow it well, and swollow
ad a large coat button. They doctored him
tor pneumonia for three days before he was
able to expinin. They then fed him With a
.big button-hide tied to a string, and fished it
out in no time. Noir he screens all his hash
carefully through a cane-bottomed chair be
fore eating, and has found several dog-col
ims in the operation.
MAINE
*6 ROIYOH ON RATS."
Clean out rats; mice, roaches, flies, ;tuts,
bed-haw... Minks. chipmunks. gophers. 15c.
Draggiats:.‘,
NNOTICE.--To all whom it may COD;
Been, take notice. that I hereby forbid all
personalutrborthg or trusting Lucy L. Smith, of
Leßoy tap., at my expeuse. am I pay no bills
f. her ocatireetlng after this date.
CURTIS D.
Leßoy, Pi., July 61.11, IEB2.
=1
=1:1
SKINEY MEN.
•'IIVCHUPAIBA:"
•
rut le 11 rA
I ..,- q
tit ) - ' '' '' l‘3'
' 0
k Nt - ixfo, uo i l ,
eidite-: '
Mr. Albert Kingsbury, Keene, N. If.. troubled
with bad humor on bands and neck. caused by
lead poisoning. (lie's a painter.; At times it
would break out crack open, and the skin separ
ate from the Gelb in large yieceli, suffering great
continual itching and stinging. Purchased
your imisiedieet used Cu ilenre 'Resolvent inter
nally, and (..nticnra Soap exterbilly. and in lean
tban Rase months effect ed} complete cure, and
has not been troubled onto. Corroborated by
Cunard h Poster. Druggists, Keene, N. 11.
MOTHER DIED FROM IT.
J. W. Adams ; Newark, Obit.. says: Cuticuis
Remedies are tbe greatest medicines on earth.
Ilad the worst case salt ritnem in this country.
My mother had it twenty years, and in fact died
from it. I believe Catkins would have saved
her life. My arms, breast and head were coy.
end for three years, which nothing relieved or
cured until I" used the -Cuticura Resolvent'
(blood purifier) internally, and Cuticura and
Cuticurs Soap externally. ...
PSORIASIS. •
H. E. Carpenter. Esq., Henderson, N. Y.,
cured of Psoriasis or Leprosy, of twenty years'
standing. by the Calicoes Resolvent internally.
and Oakum and Cuticura Soap externally.
the most wonderful case on record. Cure certi
fied to before a justice of the peace and proud
nent citizen'. .All afflicted with itching and
Maly diseases should send to ns for this testi
monial in tali.
SALT RHEUM.
Those whe lave eiperienced the torments of
Salt Rheum cell appreciate the agony I endured
for years, until cured by the Cuticura ReiolyeAt
internally. and Cuticnra Soap externally. •
Mas.llx. PILLLINGTOM. Sbarion. Wis. -
TICURA -
and Cuticura Soap externally end Cl:Henn Be
solvent internally will positively cure every
species of. Humor, from a Common Pimple to
Scrofula. Price cf Cuticurs, small boxes. 30c-;
large boxes. 11. Cuticura Resolvent, $1 per
bottle. Cuticurs Sbap. 23c. Cuticura Slaving
Boap.l3c. Sold by all druggists.
.Depot ; WEEKS & POTTER. Boston, Mass.
GINGERTONIC R
A Sapestabot NuIA aullitnasth Restore%
Ityo* are *mechanic as fanner, warn Out with
overwork. or *mother run down by family or house.
hold duties try PARKER'S GINGER TONIC. ' .
If you aro a lawyer. minister
,) . r business man ex
haustedmentatxtrlin or anxious cares, do not take
latoxicatuigstimulants,butuse Parker's Ginger Tonic
If you have Consumption, Prpepsia, Rheumn.
Kkney Complautts„ or anYdrsorder of the lungs,
stomach, bowels, bleod or nerves. PA t: BleS Grimes
Tomc will true you. It is the Greatest Blood Purifier
*1 Rest and Sorest Coop Coo Ever Used.
If.ru a re wasting away from age, , dissipation or
any d' or weakness and require a stimulant take
Gotham TONIC at once; it will invigorate and build
you up from the first dose but will never intoxicate.
It has saved hundreds of lives; it may save yours.
CAUTION I—Relaseall substitutes. Parker's Ginger Tonle Is
composed of the best remedial genii In tbsurorldousd entirely
different (mon meparatkoss of doter alone. Send to clendar to
I_ is Co.. N.Y. Six. & i sins, at deafen In &sp.
GREAT SATING LIMING DOLLAR SIZE.
FLORE.STON
• Its rich and lasting fragrance has made this
delightfulperfume exceedingly popuLm' Mani
Is - nothing like It. Insist upon having Flom:
Toss Cotormis and look for nom= of
&n 51st War
ea bevy Wile. , Any —est or Abler b pertamay
CID iapply you. TS and 76 rest duo.
LARGE SAVING BUTING bel
COLOCNE.
KENDALL'S SPAWN' CURE
IA ante in its effects, mild in its action as It does
not blister, yet is penetrating and powerful to
reach every deep Nested pain or to remove any ,
bony- growth or other enlargements, such as
spaying,
,splints . curbs, callous, sprains, swell
ings and anf lameness and all enlargements of
the joints or limbs, of for rheumatism in man
and for any purpose for which a liniment Is used
for man or beast. It is now known to be the
best liniment for man ever used,acting mild and
yet certain in its effects.
Send address for Illustrated Circialar which
we think gives positive proof of its Virtues. Ro
remedy has ever met with such unqualified uc
cum to our knowledge, for beast as well a man.
Price $1 per bottle. or six bottles for $5. All
Druggists have It or can got it for you, or it will
be sent to any address on receipt of price by the
proprietors, Dn. B. J. HIPIDALL tr. C 0..; Enos 7
burgh Palls, Vt. . ,
Soi l by all Druggists.
• , I I J'rnuns= is 1865.1
HOWARD A..SNOW, '
Solicitor of
1 . .
. . •
AMERICAN AND FOREIGN
1 1): TENTS.
631 P STREET N. WASUINOTON, 1). C..
(Swicessor to Gilmore. Smith k Co.,
Chipman, llosmer & Co;)
1 •
Patents procured upon the same Plan which
'was originated and successfully practiced by the
above-named firm.
Pamphlet of sixty pigTo sent upon receip t o
stamp. . .2 lnovel
" BETTER' TO LEAD
THAN FOLLOW!"
A, GOOD MAXIM, BUT NOT
ALWAYS 'TRUE.
It is bettOr to follow
H. JACOBS
Vhe ; old and &Habit' Deailnr in
Ready-Made Clothincr-
From - bis , old 'Man& (No. 2. Patton's
Block,) to his . NEW LOCATION in the
large and commodius store, No. 123,
Main Street, fortherly occupied by M.
Sollon3on & Son. (one door north
o Felch & Cu..) where be-is now opPti
with a full awl Complete Stock of
Fashionable
SPRING. AND SIMMER
READ'-MADE CLOTHING
HATS AND CAPS,
GENTS PGRNIWNG GOODS,
TRAVELING -BAGS, / -
UMBRELLAS, CANES, 840.
MEN'S; B OV'S YOUTH'S and
CHILDREN'S full and complete
suits of all grades and prices.
While be aims to lead the trade, he
asks his old friends and everybody else
'to follow him to his new location, where
lie will fit them - out in the highest style
of art at ttie lowest' prices. Come
early.
H. JACOBS.
Towanda, Pa.,'Aptil 6. 1862. ,
PLATFORM WAGONS, TOP AND
OPEN BUGGIES for Sale at decided bargains
A urge ntiniber r ot superim. zone sna nnish.
0. L TRACT.
HENRY STRREITE.R.
wounds, April 71.1 m
. . .
For COUGHS. COLDS SOREVROAT EIRONCHITId:::CY 4. 777 1-.. st j ) ' •
MONIA CONSUMPTION, Dlftases of THROAT;CtiEn'i t.fir, Ix; ~
r i gli a re 'T i l r. 2 .4,3 „. 7: i' of 1 - : ' -I` ,: - ( Ti C i f ,?
.in is Inc ant and vended stages , and all disewes of 1!)49 i!‘)..
'I fl .'I ''. II
and LUNGS. bait has UMW beaks° advantageously compounded us in ilit, T 01,,•, .;
EYE Its soothing Balaande rumiifthn afford a diffusive stimulant and tiv.li.: t., 1,1,, ... .
system atter the cough has been relieved. Quart laze bottles, Price sl.ou. .
l c UTI
ASM/ I I I
r rat e b ° a d Ott! e lO b lefi e fa i ir I rNITI7I J MI2I, " gli.y:l;,:
permits ............_.,. by aniz seso bas sp i l eiss rate D i tt e Prt=A z ttr e lp o w n s : e ach:Ant- -, , ..,
ab
4U la. 1 7 "1
air 111111100? lIIIINWIL TAX Olt LICENSE. if -
The TOW, ROCK AND RYE CO.; Proprietors, 41 River St., Chicago,:ii i
ONE MORE
PICTURE GALLERY
IN TO WANDA.
G. H. WOOD
will opeu their New gallery in
Block,
Patton's B •
on t he First hlonday of April. Having fitted up
entirely neworith the best of instruments, we
are prepareaVto guars I
Tintypes, 4 at one sitting, all for i 0 cts.
in neat envolonea, 10 for 11.0 u. Copying of all.
kinds of Photograpkg sad Stereoacwic and large
view work done at Gas gallery:
Give na a call and we inn try and satisfy_ you 4
in price and quality. • ; mar 28 •
RENIiALL'S SPAVIN CURE
is sure to cure Spavins, Splints,
rb, .tc. It removes all unnatural
enlargements. Doss DTOT zurrita.
• • lisalio equal for any lameness on
* # beast or man. It has cured hip-joint
lameness in a person who bad auf
‘fered 15 years. Also cured rheuma
tism, corns, frostbites or and
zat or lameness. It has no equal for
say blemish on times*. Send for illustrated
circular giving rusimyz, Pavltl. Price $l. ; ALL
DRUGGISTS have it or can ge tlt far you. Dr. 83.
Kendall k Co., Proprietors, Eirosourgh
Vermont. H. C. Posses, Agent, Towanda, Pa.
•
B
. b .tr ea k ,n m o o w at tri for, e t r i z p w . o b r i rio ,.....
g else.! Capitol not
needed. We will , start y0n.A.,512 a day and tip
warda made at home by theilfridtuttrious. Men,
women; boys and girls wanted everywhere to
work for us.. Now is the time. Yorfcsu workin
spare time only or give your whole time to rue
business. You can live at bome and do the work
No other business will pay you nearly as we11.,-
No 'one can fail to make enormous pay •oy en
gaging at once. Costly Outfit and terms free.—
Money made fast, easily sad hononibly.
Address, Tung di Co., Augusta, Mame. .
Dec IG--iyr ~
• - -
You need not Die; to Win •
_ , IN THE
• •
MUTUAL, ENDOWMENT.
AND •
•
ACCIO3NT..ASSOCIkTION
•
, •
Of (B ath, N. Y.
You receive, one-half of your' insurance, ac
cording to the American Life Table, when two
thirds of your.. life expectancy is finished—for
illustration, a man or woman joining the Asso
ciation at 36 years of age taking a certificatefor
$2,500, receives $1,275 when I little over 56 years
of age, exactly the period in' Life when.a little
financial help is generally moic. needed 'than at
any other time.
BLADES & ROGERS,
june2tf. General Agents fox Penn's.
Stevens & Long
/ General Dealers in
GROcznizs,
PROVISIONS,
~ At.?
COUNTRY PRODUCE
HAVE REMOVED
ro inotrnew Ml*,
00R. IAIN AND PINE STS
(The old stand ot Fox. Stoyenate Iterene.).
They invite attention to their completo
assortment and very large atoek:uf
Choice New Goode, which they
have always on hand,
SPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN
;PRODUCE TRADE
And Caal? Paid Deeirable Kinth.
U. J. LONG.
Lawrence &,11111artin 7 s
4 4 `,
4 z . c . .. ,i ~
, f
. : . , :.:
1
_ . z 47
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.11
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT
JAMES. MCCABE
HAS RE3iOVED 1118 GROCERY BUSINESS (.)
Head: . Quarters
EX FOR IiFFIJIYTIIDIG IN THE LINE OF
NORIO, MINIM
dive. Fine BUTTER and EGGS
•
a specialty.
Wagons &Earflaps
To .the .
A
OZO. STEVEN&
THE SOUTH-EAST CORNER OF MAIN
&ND BRIDGE STREETS.
TIE HAS ZATABLIWED
&c., &%-c.
-
CASH PAIDfor Deeizabie Pro,
Cheaper than aver t at th's
OLD ESTABLISHMENT
JAMES BRYANT,
, wotad
call the alley-
_don bIEc.RAMEIS and .
others to his large and Complete
assortment of
pen ,Sr. Top . Buggies
IZI
PLATFORM WAGONS
all of his
own MANUFACTURE and war
ranted iii every par
ticular
•
pryant's Flexible Springs need in ill Platform
Wagons. The easiest and best in use.
NOW IS. YOUR TIME TO BUY!
_ .
Took at these figures.
Trio limited Carriages trem l ' $l5O to sll's
PhMtons, oun seated ..'.., 125 to 150
TOp Buggies i A
. 125 to 150
Open Buggies' ' SO to 100
.
Democrat Wagons 90 to • 110
Remember that the above are all fully warrant
ed. llrst-clans or no pay.
Repairing promptly *Mended to at-1S per cent
below last years prices.
Office and Factory car. Rain and Elizabeth Rts:
•
JAS BRYANT. •
•
241ebti20
T IVO
owan!la scf. Store
MAIN t~TRET,
NEXT DOOR TO FELCEI & Co
s prepared to offer a complete assort
ment of
DRY AND FANCY 'GOODS,
Crockery, Glassware;
and DECORATED CHINA
Latest designs and patterns of
MAJOLICA WARE •
• BIRD CAGES,
•
SATCHELS, &C.
For. the i coming Spring
Trade, we
adh4e as heretofore to - our established
princi,ple—that a quick sale with a small
profit is better than) a slow one with a,
large profit—and thcrfore our prices
in any line of goods ill compare
favorable with the prices of "any other
house.
s®°-We endeavor to sell the best
article for the least possible Money.
m,641
LOEWUS & FREIMUTIL
THE mon gIICCESSFEL REMEDY ever die
covered. as it is certain in its effects and does
not blister .i Also excellent for Inman flesh
BEADJ'HOOF BELOW. -- .t"
FROM COL. L. T. FOSTER.
Youngstown. Ohio, May 10th,
Du. 11.1. KENDALL - a; ,had • very rains
'ble Hambletonian colt which I prized very high
/7, he bad a large bone sports on one joint and -
Ca small ontron tho other which made hiniverl
lame; I bad him under the charge of two cetera•
nary surgeons which failed to cure him. 1 was
one day reading the advertisement of liendatl's -,
Spayin Cure in the Chicago Express. I deterutin•
ed at once to try it, and got our druggieto her e '
to send for it, they ordered three bottles; I toot'
thsm all and thought I would give it • thorough •
trial, I used it according to directions and the -
foneth day , the colt ceased to be lame.'and the
lumps have disappeared. I used-but one bottle
and the colts limbs are at free from lumps and
as smooth as any horse in the .state, Ile is-en
tirelycured. The mire was to remarkable that
I let two of my neighbors have the remaining
two bottles, who are now using it.
- Very Itespectfully, .
- L T: FOSTER. ,
Kendall's . Spam- Cure
ON HUMAN FLESH.,
Patten's Mile. Washh'ton co.. N.Y.. Feb.9l,'Sl. -
Da. B. J. lEaranax.L, Dear Flirt—The particular
case on which I naiad your Sendal's Spavin ( < 11 "
was a malignant ankle sprain of sixteen months
standing. I had tried many things, but in rain.
Yotir Epavin Cure put the toot to the ground
again, and for , the drat time shire hurt, in a
natural - position. Por a family liniment it in•
eel* anything we ever used.
Yours truly,
• REV. M. P. BELL.
Pastor of M. E. enurch, Patter's balls, N.l
•
Price $l. per bottle. or six,bottlee•for 11 5 . / 1 / 410
Druggist* bare it or ant get.it fer you. or it
be sent to any address on receipt of price by the
propr h
i F eto alls., rs B
DR. 13old . J.
at ICJENDALL k CO.. Da
burg Vt.
Dr. 11. C. porter's Drug Store,
WUERE
April 7J: 1y