SELECTED HUMOR.
_I-.10.111 ,,, ' -
. .. .
'A noun is'like . 4 an egg. You can't tell
ugetber. of . not be's good until . be's
'bloke.'
It is•enly when utiTrishman gets his
choler up that he asks.
r ot to tread on.
the tuil'of las coat.
If a man knew as much - about him
self as be does about hit neighbor, he
would never speak to himself.
'No, I shall leave my Wife nothing,'
said old Gribb, 'she's alitiye, bad her
will, and now I'll Lgve.n ne. "
Biblical student: Of course Ruth
wanted a bean,' but no one has been
able .to determine why she chose snob a
Boaz she did.
,
Atiotercoat has bemOoing service in
a Georgia preacher's house 'for sixty
years.-=New , York Telegronz. • Any
editor candiscount that story if he care's
to give himself away. •• 4 .. •
Rubinstein 'has refused a $500,000
offer 'to return to this county.—Ex. If
be 'lit out' without paying his board
11;11s when ho was here a-few years ago,
aces wisely in refu&ing the offer.
The $500,000 would mit much more
- than pay his counsel fees.
Seized the occasion: 'So you would
not take me to be twentyr and a young
lady, to her partner while dancing a
polka one evening. 'What would you
'take me for, then ? 'For better, ,or
worse,' replied: he, and he was accept
ed.
Tbey tell of a man out West who was
putting a blast in a well, and it went off
.prematurely and blew him out into an
ap_pfe tree about fifty feet away. In a
iatiMent he recovered himself, and re
' marking, 'The2rd knows bett& than
Ido after all; guess it is almost time
to go punning,' took a large pruning
knife from his pocket and set to work.
The American Palace Hotel, to be
built on the Thames embankiient, Lon
don, will be nine stories high, ac
,cominodate 1300 guests, and will be Con
ducted strictly after
.the American fash
ion. An expedition will soon start for
Africa in search of a suitable diamond
' -
for the clerk's, breastpin.
A leading citizen of Dallas, one of the
most intelligent property-owners in the
town,Vas reading a newspaper in the
Texas Spikgs office yesterday, when he
came across the paragraph, 'The ad
mission of Dakota is aforegone conclu
sion at Washington,' whereupon he
'I can't keep up with the run of
the Washington scandals, there are so
'ninny "of them.
,Whitt did Dakota
admit ?' _ •
A Yankee is considered the sharpest
of the human familypd only an Irish'-
man can get the better of him. The
hider's wit is more forCeful, than the
former's plainness and directness of
speech. Ad Irishman took., a . Yankee
friend to church with him on Christmas
'day. The music was'i magnificent and
;the decorations gorgeous. On their
way out of the church be asked - the
Yankee how he liked it. " 'Why, it beat
the devil !' said the down miter. 'That's
:the intention,' dryly remarked the gefi
,tleman from. Tipperary.
- A comedy called 'Kissing in the
Dark' was played iu Wa4hington last
week. The same .play is performed in
this town every Sunday night. • It has
a longer fun- than any other piece •cn
record. 'The play contains only one
act and no scenes—'-unless the old folks
should unexpectedly enter the room
during the performance. ' For parlor
theatrical's 'Kissing in
,the Dark' is a
boss comedy a young man
sometimes finds it more expensive than
a season ticket to hear Patti.
Ele Perkins and the Amirican
Sergeant.
EllfCrkins has been visiting St. Au
gustine, and making notes of curious
thiiigs to be seen - there. The suojoined
- extract ie from one of hisletters to the
Nei York Sunday Start:
It will be observed that Eli gracefully
yields the palm for mendacity to _Abe
old Sergeant. Coming from any one
else brich an admission, fortified b 9 the
Irstimouy of the old Sergeant himself,
would be almost conclusive, but -cool
bag from Eli, it is not only open to
suspicion, but will be generally' recog
nized as another laurel leaflet from the
championship crown that now adorns
his brow:
A VERY LARGE LIAR
The biggest Isar in St-Augustine is an
old Sergeant who does the guide busi
nes; around the old :Spanish fort, San
Marco. This fortwas Milt in 1756 by
Don Alonzo Fprdiriand Hereda, - the
Spanish Governor of St. Augustine.
It is a splendid old fort yet, with its
turrets, coats of arnis, towers and 'dun
geons still remaining,
'What did those Spanish fools build
this splendid iort for: I asked the old
Sergeant.'
'To protect them against the Seminole
Indians and the French Commu4ists,
who used to come crier - here and try to
clean us out, sir. ?We got tired of
Killing those Injuns; and so We just
wailed them out.' I
'When was it built?'
'ln 1756, sir.'
'And you helped iosbuild it?'
certainly did, sir. I used to carry
ice-Water to the men when they were at
work. •
'But how could they have ic'e in
Florid9?' I interruPted: 'the thermom
eter never gets below sixty degrees.'
'Tlif , y brought it.down from Cincin
nati over the Cincinnati Southern
Railread, sir.'
'But the railioad wasn't built Wen.'
I I persisted. ;
'Now look here, smarty, if you know
'"more about this here fort than I do
what do you wand .t'o ask me about it
for?: If you want' useful , . information
I'm here to give it; but not here to
talk to a blauk-i-ty-blank newspaper
focil,' and then the old Sergeant went
and sat down ou the sea wall and looked
toward Spain. _
Alxnit a thousand million dollars of
our national debt have been paid since
the war. ended. France has now nearly
trebled our debt, and Great Brittain
has more than double. , 'Eveu Spain
hts u bigger debt than that which re
m:A[llsot ours, t c,
'There's nothing like settling'down,'
buid the recited merchant confidentially
to 'hii neighbor. 'Wnen I gave up
business I settled down and found I had
quite a comfortable fortune. If I had
settled op, I should not Inie bad a
ceLt.'
'he part of the human body which
shOw l s the greatest variety of color is
the iris of the eye.
` ITEMS OF INTEREST.
A young 'man Of Seneca, Kansas,
eloped with the girl his brother was to
have mariied tho next day.
Sixteen varieties of lily-bulbs are need
in Japan for food, , boiled and served
with drawn butter.
It is Stated that a South Carolinian
has di:covered a process of manufactur
ing quinine from pumpkin.
Among the curiosities at Durango,
Col., are a thirty pound petrified turtle
and a four horned sheep's head.
A veiled woman with a babe boarded
a railroad trainrat iltstinks, Mich., laid
the infant in a, strSoger's lap and dis
appeared. . -
' A correspondent of the Londork
Statist shows that a pound of tea, sold
in China for less than four cents, costs
the consumer in; Londonfifty cents..
In various partsof the Turkish Em
pire thirty-two lady missionaries are
regularly at work. They teach school
among the girls, and also teach the
women as opportunity is_afforded.
The rents of farms in East Lothian,
the cradle of high farming in Scotland,
have fallen greatly. On .nine• farms
recently relet the aggregate rental has
been reduced from £10,536 to £7,634.
A butcher's wagon was, followed half
a mile by five foxes, in Rockville, Conn.,
one day recently. They were near
enough to have been shot with a pistol,
but the driver was not armed...
_Oranges can be raised all over Florida,
but pineapples can only, be raised in the
south section. Pineapples will give
fruit from , the seed in eighteen months
and will be in full. bearing ithwe years.
u rIS EASY To Din.'—lf I bad strength
to hold a pen, I.would write
,how easy
and delightful it is to die,' were the last
words of the celsbrated surgeon, Wm.
Hunter; and Louis XTV is recorded as
saying with his last breath, thought
dying had2been more !ETD:snit'
That the paleness of death t is owing
to some benumbing influence acting on
the sensory nerves jmiiy be inferred
from the fact, that - ,Oufward external
surroundings-rarely,tronble the dying.
- . -
On_the day thee - Lord Collingwood
breathed his last the Mediteranean was
tumultuous; those elements which had
been the scene of his past glories rose
and fell in spelling undulation's and
seemed as if rocking him to sleep.
Captain Thomas ventured to ask if he
was disturbed by the rocking of the
ship. 'No, Thomas,' he answered,
ancin a state that nothing can disturb
me more—l am dying, and I ain sure
it must be consolata-ry to you and all
that love me to see how 'comfortably I
am coming to an end.! In the Quarter.
ly Review there is related an instance
of o criminal who escaped death by the
breaking of the rope. Henry IV, of
France, sent his physicians to examine
him, who reported that after a moment's
suffering the man saw .an appearance
like fire, across which appears a most
beautiful ttiFenue of trees.' When a
pardon wiis mentioned the prisoner
coolly - replied that it was not worth
Milting for. 1 Those who_ have Leen near
death from drowning, and afterward
restored to consciousness, assert that
the dying suffer but little pain.
MADE A MISTAKE.—An insurance
agent called into an establishment the
other day' with a large account" book
under his firm, , and Walking up to 'the
proprietor in a busin6s sort of way in
quired: ,
•How's business—how's stock 2'
'Oh, business is, very dull,' replied
the tradesman. Ton my word sir, I
haven't got $9O l O in the house ! Terri
ble dull ! and paused and looked
inquiringly ut the visitor.'
Only $9OO !' said tlie insurance man
in surprise.
'Pon my soul, sir I don't believe
there is a dollar mor , look. for your
self,' and the man 100 .ed very sad and
sighed.
'Then, sir,' said th insurance- man,,
with a good deal of w , rmth, 'how does
it come that your ck is insured in
our company for $4,5u, eh?'
'Oh 1 ah ! beg yo, r pardon r ex
claimed the dealer' in great confusion;
'thought you was the taxman I was
sure you was the tax gatherer, or, 'pon
my soul I would not have said that,
vi) i tten in fact my stock is worth .fully
•I
$8.000., Look for yourself sir.'—Buf
fain Express.
•If yOu went your rawthe room or
parlor td resemble th interior of an old
junk shop. furnish it according to• the
directions given in so el of the illustrat
ed articles on house'decorations printed
in certain journals.
4 Ca
Wo take great pleasur in calling the at- I
tuition of our friends a d customers to Dr.
Bosanko's Cough and L. ng Syrup which is
perfectly harmless, pica nt to the taste, will
not nauseate, and gives r :lief almost instant
ly. It matters, not how severe your Cough
may be, bow many cong medicines you have
tried, or bow many physicians you have con
sulted, the tonic, soothing and -healing pro.
pertles of this medicine will loosen it and as
sist the Throat and Lungs to expefthe offend
ing matter, leaving them in * healthy con
dition, free from irritatien, and the air pas.
sages clear, besides invigorating • and
strengthening the general syttem. Price 50
cents. For the: positive cure of Consump
tion, Coughs, Colds, Asthma, Bronchitis, Dry
Hacking Cough, Loss of 'Voice, Irritation of
the Throat, Soreness of the Chest, Pains in
the Lungs, Spitting of Blood, Croup, Infltt`-
enza,
.Whooping Ceugh and Lung Fever, we
recommend this medicine above all others.
Touts truly, CLAIM B. PORTE%
June 2-Iy. S. End Ward House Block.
BLANK BOOK IsiANUFACTURER
AND
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lowest price.
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FALL AND WINTER
1881
ENTION4SiNYITED to our
'EMI
OM
Heating'Stoves
They are too .well known to require
any commendation—
New Necla,
Westminster,
t Crown -Jewel.
We also hive a line of CHEAP BASE
BURNERS,'the beat of ntbeir elms in
he - inarket;.and well adapted for imp-
plying a demand for an efficient bat in
'
expensive beating stove.
liiirVOOti HEATING STOVES in
great varied.,
is a 7l T$ 4 .
et
oc)
HAPPY. THOUGHT
RANGES
Sold in Towanda and Vicinity by
D. A:1) DYM CO
A LARGE STOCK- OF
Wood Cook Stov
CAARIAGEMAKERS AND
BLACKSMITHS' SUPPLIES,
AND A GENERAL STOCK Or
HARDWARE
1 MAIN ST., TOWANDA.
Towanda; Oct. Blat, 1881
NEW FIRM,! NEW STORE
NEW GOODS !
Edilouillesseaux,
(Formerly with Headelmind
HAS OPENED A
Jewelry Store
OF MB OWN
IN PATTON'S BLOCK,
'With Swart & Gorden's Store,
Main Street, Towanda, Pa.,
Where hd keeps a FULL ASSOIir e MENT or
Cold ik Silver. Watches
SWISS AND AMERICAN;
CLOCKS ) -
SPECTACLES, ETC.
• /fir His Stock is all NEW and of the •FINEST
QUALITY. Call and aro for yourself. „
REPAIRING DONE PROMPTLY.
ENGRAVING A EPECIALTIT
deel4-
.Lafayette t !louse,
Corner Second and B f streets Northwest,
near Pennsylvania Avenue.
WASHINGTON, D. C. -
Within a square of the Capitol. -Street cars pool
near the door to all parts of the city. Conven
ient to the depots. This is Just the hotel for
Pennsylvanians visiting the National Capital.
Rooms well furnished and the cleanest and
best beds in the city. Table first class.
&Qm and board from $2 to $3 per day.
'Reduced rates by the week or month.
. WILLIAM EIANDEEMON, , ;
Proprietor.
Late of the Congressional lintel, Capitol Hill,
Jan il•tr •
MR S._ D. V. S T E i D.G E,
Manufacturei of midi/eider in •
HUMAN HAIR
GOODS.
UCH AS WICS,BANDEAUX, the PDPular
Chatelailne Braid,
11111.0.111GING minatUITItADE
alWalAttention trivet& **COMBINGS
Sooty one way
fiIATTCHEEI from $1 upwards - . Also Agent for
Hapter's Invisible Face Po-ader,
Madam Clark's Corsets, and
Shoulder Brace Elastics.
' sirParticalar _attention paid to throning ladles
bairst their homes or at my place of business.
are r Evans lr. ItUdretb's store.
novlB4.in . Mut 0. V. ST&DGZ.
2,lit• polialai of the ammiilucut tins
_ arranged so that they are abisto offer.
7 ' tho IK9whe bows mei 7-The ens
&Ain= Dalmin—for one year to eters wee
subscriber to - the EMPIMUCen who .111.81:—.
Theattross is & splendid home mar,
may
BAM
be seen at this eines. Or will be tent by ad.
dressing. lER, Hinsdale. IL R.
Ste . :l,;:eitil*": -- Lot
Gnocznigs,
COUNTRY PRODUCE
COIL MAIN AND PINE! STIL,
i
, i
They invite attention to their
mortment aid very large
ESPECIAL ATTENTION
And Cash Paid for Desirable Kinds.
114, J..00'13S
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WILL REMOVI to the large and
commodius store formerly occupied
by M. E. Sololll°ll & Son, (one door
sl
north of Feleh & 0.,) where he will
be
_prepared to ffer the best bar
gains in •
CLOTHING, HATS, CAPS
PURNISHING GOODS,
TRUNKS,
_TRAVELLING BAGS,
CANES, UMBRELLAS, ETC.,
To facilitate a removal, I wish to
reduce stock. Tr reduce stock,
Reduceit 7 Prices
-To prove this assestion, call - at the
FWELRY I
JEWELLER,
Next door to Dr. II C. Porter's Drug Store
JEWELRY,
SPECTACLES & EYE GLASSES,
IMEI
General Dealers in
PROVISIONS,
022
HAVE REMOVED)
To thdr alr otorool
11
Orbs old stand of los. titans k linians.) 4
Ohoioeew Goods, whioli
hixve waye on han
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To the
PRODUCE TRADE
M. J. LONG.
AFTER MANY YEARS
HONEST DEALINIG,
at NO. 2, Patton's Bllvic,
in Northern Pennsylvania.
old stand, NO, 2, PATTON'S
BLOCK.
H. 'JACOBS.
Towanda,, Pa., Jan. 26, 18C1..
M. HENDELMAN
/a still to be found at the OLD STAND
STRET,
o •
WITH A FULL LINE OF
FINE AMERICAN. AND SWISS
WATCHES,
STERLING SILVER AND
I FINE PLATED WARE,
PROW THE CHEAPEST TO THE BEST.
sir ALL OP WHICH WILL EE SOLD AT THE
VERY LOWEST PRICES,
Clocks. Watches and Jewelry Promptly repaired
by an experienced and competent workman.
M. HENDELTILAN.
eeptl6tt
PARX FOR-SALE. •
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A bun of Afty4res. loaded in the Wpm:
~
Aye" atleadm drive frogs Some borough.
/for faU particulars. Address
JAMES C. FORM.
Towanda Ps.
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Sonetag, r the !bad in the stomach. If
them hie le taken Lassedlately after
sating the termentattal of !hod Is pro
venten.
it ads upon esis the Veer.
i 1 a_cts Kidssess. • '
t Rwss , the the
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l'ovilkei the Blood.
= e h; Nervosa System
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There are nciaptrlts employed in ita mann.
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Dear was troubled with -Nervous De
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Berlin, Somerset Co.,
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I
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Dyspepsia and
afflicted With for
.Dear Sir:—l •
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'Headache. and
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BushilU. Pike Co., Psi
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Dear consider your reliable INDIAN
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FIRE AND LIFE INSITRANCE
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BOLD BE MS 1870.
NEW YORK CITY. I - •
B. B. /ULLMAN
Disease of the Stomach.
Mies. J. AtratAN
Nervous Debility.
Turtle Point, Mckean co., Ps
For Scrofula.
Turtle Point, McKean, co.. Ps
Sure Cure for Liver Complaint.
Turtle Point, MCKean co., Pa
An Agent's TestimOly.
HENRY C. SYSIPHON
A Valuable Medicine.
Dyspepsia and Indigestion.
Pain In the Breast
An anti Indigestlou.
Philadelphia, Pa.
is to certify that sour value-
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GEonom)l. Ersrar
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THE. MOST SUM:BMM REMEDY ever d.s•
covered, as it is certain in its effects at,i
not blister. Also excellent for human isc
BEAD PROOF BELOW.
Du. D. J. KENDAII. 8: Ca: —I bad a very valat.
ble Hambleionian colt which I prized very
ly, he had a large bone spavin on one Joni:ant
a small one on the other which made him vsri
lame; I had him under the charge of twu Tem.
nary Surgeons which failed to cure him. I
one day reading the advertisement of Kendal's
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od at once to try it, and got our druggists here
to send for it, they ordered threebottles; I ta,k•
them all and thought I would give it a tbor4n
trial, I used it according to directions and its
fourth day the colt ceased to be lime, and tn,
lumps have disappeared. I used but one.t.ttlt
and the colts limbs. are as free from lumps snd
as smooth as any horse in the state. Be is e 6•
tirely cured., The cure_ was so remarkable tilt
I let two of my neighbors- have the remain,,
two bottles, who are now using it.
Very Respectfully.
. L. T. FOSTEII.
Kendall's. Spavin Cure
ON HUMAN FLESH.
Patten's Mills. Wash'ton co., N.Y.,
Dn. B. J. KEN. DALL, Dear Sir:—The particitr
case on which I used your KendalPs Spavin
was a malignant ankle sprain of sixteen mezthe
standing. I had tried many things, but in yr:.
Your Epavin Cure put the foot to the gent
again, and for the fiat time since hurt, it,
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eels anything we everused..
Yours '
• • REV. M. P. BELL.
Pastor of Sf. F. Church, Patten§ ME's. I
Price SI, per bottle. or viz bottles fir
Druggists have it or can get it fey you, or it •iJ
be sent to any address on receipt of price b, tie
proprietors, DE. 13. J. KENDALL +k C•u
burgh Falls. Vt.. Sold at
FO ,;I
gray :).:)(1 t.) :
pnvont th• - • 1.:11i.);;; (A:1 c f the
it eure.gtl:•::vir. ir
scalp clean t It tr:11 csnao ilac hair t,, grow wLtrs.
it has fallen tiff and imparts glosi and 11..•5t.r.d::
It softens the when harsh and dry and
tirely fred from cl 4 frritaUng matter; it has f:s
very best reputation and gives milv , :m -, 1
Lion. • •
KENDALIi'S SPAVIN' CUBE
_
/111 auto to cure Sparlns, Sphr.n.
Curb, ate. It removes all unr-sizrli
rt • enlargements, Dors N u
OT Brn:.
• —
nas no equal for auy laxemess
't beast or man. It has cured hip•pu.:
f;:. • ;lameness in a person who had a-:-
feted 15 years. Also cnrrd
• tisin, corns, _frost-bites or s:.l
Ltutses, out or lameness. It has no equal
any blemish on horses. Send for illastrs:Rd
circular giving posy:wit razor. Price fi. ALL
DIIUGGISTf3 have it or can get It f3r rm. Dr. B
Kendall -Co.. Proprietors, illosocr4h
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Prepared by Chas. Dario, Canton, Pa.
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KENDALL'S SPAVIN CUBE
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reach every deep *cited pain or to remove 01
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Bend address for Illustrated Circular whk.h
we think gives positive proof of its virtues.. !!.)
remedy has ever met with such unqualiAed a:"
teas to mar knowledge, for beast as well ainsp.,,
. Price $1 per bottle. or six bottles tor $ 3 • A
Druggists have it or can get it for you. or it wi!:
be sent to anYaddrees on receipt of price by the
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