SEL ECTEp Human. A pr::yer---•Nt;v; I lay.' Pa?.ts.: unknown- l On a bald bead (lectors' charges i•J mail tip,' zilcl bt tu;:irried • A (~:r.1.-tlodgera who avoids we::riu s g tight C.lla,t, a In m Im - -; no front It's e.v,g for the - hotd clerk to keep 'warm. a.1.i. - ayAmriging over the re2,iktr It is teldom that\ so much mutual satisfaction is_ehrimiciedlin four litie . a •is iu the following: 'lhe.rouu who could' riot find IVOIAS to express his feClings wz:zis to peon t pnr ele:se a dictionary. fit I\largarc t, Eitt - Aen's wife, E!X months in broil and strife; Death CalliEL:lll2.Pt and hither free, .1r,.1?1 t.ac glad, and she. • Pie , enee of mind: A moment after the explo!,lou at the Jewell llilia histßlurs day a terrified bdotbliell darted behind a pc.r; . *L•ravrket Nvoman • for. protection, i. eltitehing her skim., .reasssutinp,ly erica:' ; the wust over.' An (11 , . nhd , lt•nl N . l - 11 , ) le - 01 suffered disappoititineut, fun:, defines the human rice: ‘.11:::1, n eringlornerateLi in is.; of smoke, confusion, voneeit ,• and 1 - ,6:;th. Woman, and waiter, ~Morey, on the aforesaid L im:j Her mistake: 'Why . do you stippo.e. Rco.l is always tlriviug t , ) ?' uske:l one Austiu gen.ll ,, min of anoth.:r. 'His wife says goes ovtr - anlmire the beauty of 'the tiros the reply. 'T e,, but y.ife . kw)w the: beauty of the plae, - , is a young widow?' Xr.liry 34110:i, Ilk: Al)g10 C LI ash6cl Ci yout,gla , ly in Washington, o.,t:re not a liver ne,:r here called 11,- Potomac?' 'Oh, yes, indeed Mr. J.;:aes; and at a place. called Mt. V.:rt.cla tilure ()my dwelt/ a Mr. Washington; you may have hira; hi:; father tv,:s an _ (1':1 Bill lari,s h w6ri'i v(o.e next fall. Bill: 'Onlyi weeli the lonit4 sr rr at a purl( ii ;t :z-:;piol,riate Las' Light Le 'was at a tarrif I , atherin', a;.:1 if it doosn't,'sty is t'..;e paper) that Le ;.!..yle A approiniatc; address on that side , Izmr; k. tr , tr.i pi is for puretion it's ali ~ Oa! but if he's agin tarrif, why ,haa't he inalie a i,. ippropriate address Ilk,‘ a man? Tllat's 'what I want lox • An old llaclie.lor at Now Orl-ans deteric' frop commit tilig matri mony in the! foPowin, - ; Thinhinfz• over sui,j- et :, , ,d particularly of am expimte of mantaining a family, he sut the table in hit.: londy 'abode with plates for IliniEof and itha2inary wife and five He then sit down to dine, an 1 tc: °lien -as le- ;:e!rel : t,i; '11;‘ put . the quanti!,y ;_t.cit t,!lo zuld 1 - , , : v(. , ,yeti the th . .! 'salad tim,! comparilig t L CO: a Imelielor. IZCZO Atiiong the many thrilling incidents Ihe Put.. - Asi - ,nr , , (Va.) during he lato el ate.: I,y a correponclat thelletroit- Puss, now.. and flit': an atlinshi; one 4.4 s. WritLr loaders of hol.v a darkey "utilizuT! theisitimt l ien t.o ge4. bis cart out of the' It 'IG nr_l(.l - _ll2,Ar r cll by a dozen teA: dents that,: t•ne .ttfternoon during the inVOStrileEt a ne;'oe'd her: e' 'tool cart l . were street running no from the d. pot. , Tiiehoi'se 'tugg.2l and .t..raitied no pp:l'llo.se, and th” driver, inAead 'of 'a eating himstqf out Ity u.;ing toe whip or strai l bing his Inut:eic. hi a lift on the Wil , A.lr, w , dl - -i' a .ros , the . :treet :.nd rat do.v,u in the shade: Cau't Ivoti i'mthcze him?' a