: t 1 • . • . • HOLCOMB & TRACY, priglairem . -,' - . - d . _ • . - • • • • i ; - 1 • - . VOL: VII. 1 -- - . . - , - - - .......,, 4* - 1404 .,..--;...„. . . 1.1, Railroad Time.Tableg. - _ - . . L EHIGH VALLAY it PENNA. AND B rai h i d. R epo licao _ +- 4 ABBAN NEW YOR NT K RAILROADS. pGBR 8. . , -., TO TAKE EFFM JAN. Ist, 1882. . . ~ Is Pnblished Every The i y, . 1 : • AT TOWANDA, PA., B . , ROLCONEEf & T ACY. 81.10 Per Annus*, its Adranee. Advertising Rates-131z cents Aline for first insertion, an l flee cents per line for all subf.e. iuent iniertiens' . Reading notice adverth-Ing ten cents phi line. Eight lines Constitute a square. and twelve lines an Innis. Auditor's notices 112.50 i Administrator's and, Executor's notices $2.08). Yearly advertising $150.00 per column. 1 Tax Egrosildast is published Ip the . l racy. MoOre and Nobles Block, at the corner of Main and Pine streeti, over J. F. Corsees Boot and Shoe stereo. Its circulation. ill over 2000, As an advertising medium it is unezoeUed in its im mediate Add. _ • • Towanda Easiness Diraciory. A ITORA ZrlicA T-LA W. cLIMITHk HILLIS, Attorneys.st-Law; Oftio 0 over Powell k Co. CLIFF„ J. N. Office in - Wood's Block, south First %atonal Bank, up stairs. 1 June 12,18 ELgBBEE at SON (N 0 glares and I. Il ( ebres ) Office in Minnie Block, Park St. j may 14,78 ~ *DECK & OVERTON (Ilen. 1 I I Pest; chid D A Oar- , WESTWARD.. .L ton). . Office Over Hill's Market I 49i79 i • (NVEIITON & SANDERSON (II Overt.* and John ' STATIONS. .181 30 8 112 ‘..1 F &indent:4J Office in Adams Block.julyB' 78 MAXWELL, WM. Office over Dsyton'sStore , ----7 p.m.lA.m. riti.lPad spru Imo hew York 6.30 .... 7.40 3.40 Philadelphia 8.00 :.... "9.00 4.15 WILT, J. ANDREW. Office in Mean's Block-. 'Easton 9.20 .... 10.15 5.50 . . apr 14,76 - . Bethlehem , 9.60 .... 10.45 6.15 Allentown 10.83 ..., 10.54 6.24 DVIES, CARNOCHAN & HALL,IW .2' Darter. - !hutch Chunk. • •.• 11.051 .... 11.55 7.25 wII Corneas's, L I Hoff.) Office in • rear Wilkes-Barre, ,_‘„,,,-., 1.08 7.30 2.03 9.45 of Ward House. Entrance on Poplar St. (1812.75 I. k B Junction - 1,35. 8.01 2.2310.10 i Palls .... 1 8.27 ~.. 10.32 viffERCUR, RODNEY A. Solicitor of Patents. (*Grange 8 45... 10.46 LVA Particular :attention paid to business in yunkhannocii 2.15 8.55 3.01 1.52 . Orphans' Court and to, the settlement of estates. Meboopany 9.20 . 11.22 Office in, Montanye's Block _ . 19 - 78 deshoppen ~ 9,27 '9.97 11.29 Skinner's Eddy - ... 9.43 . 11.45 AS o PECERSON , & YOUNG. (I. McPherson and u kcerv ul e . ' 9.02 9.50 9 . .i9 11.50 /AU. W. I. Young.) Office south side of Mercues wymusing ' .... 10.14 4.03 12.07 Block. •'i feb 1,78 exenchtown -:... 10.271 1.... 12.17 Rummerfield • . . , .... 10.37 ... 12.24 ISADILL A KINNEY, Office corner Main and standing a - tone ' • .... 10.44 4._ 12.80 'UM Pine st. Noble's block. second floor front. wyunking , - . •.. 10.54 ' 12.37 Collections promptly attended tn. - feb 178 r owasda , 3:59 1104 443 12.46 . , ~ • WILLIAMS, ANGLE & BUFFINGTON. (II N n ite r - ,11.171 4.65 12.57 v v Williams, a' 4 Angle and H D Buffingtun). 111 . 1 / 4 12 •• •• - ".• ....111.26 ..... 1.06 4.301..3 I 5.1 P 1.15 Office west side of Main street, two doors north Sayre ., 1, of Argus office. .All business entrusted to their "yr,. • 4.40 11.41 5.20 1.23 care will recolve:prompt attention. Oct 26,77 Waverly 4.45 11.50 8.30 1.35 Elmira 6.2612,401 6.15 2.15 lAMES H. AliD JOHN W. CODDD Owego ..... 3.32 .... 6.25 ....IG, Attor. Auburn • neys and Counsellors.aLinw. Office in the toma 6.lQt ....1 630 .... rene Block, over C. T. Kirby's Drug Store , Gefieva , . _. •' • 7,411 ....1 8.14 .. - J ul, ' 3 . . 8° tf • IirEENEY, J. P. Attorne)-at•Law. Office in , Rochester - - 9.601 6.10, 9.40.-. . .L Montanye's Block, Main Street. Buffalo 11.40 1 41 - .1042.03 5.06 j Sept. 15, 'Bl-tf. t Niagara Falls . 1 1.031 0.251 1.08 9.40 . - • P.M. P.M. A.M. A. 21 _ ; T1:1011PROli, 'W. U. and E. A., Attorneys-at Law, Towanda. Pa. (Mike in Mercer Block, over C. T. Kirby's Drug Store, entrance on .Main street, first stairway north of Post‘oftice. All business promptly attended to. Special atter'• tion.given to claims against the United States for Pernsiot.s, Bounties, Patents, etc., and to collections and settlement of decedent's es tes. April 21. ly PHYSICANS AND SURGEONS , TOHNSON, T. 8., M.D. Office over Dr. H. C l‘f Porters'sTrug Store. feb 12,78 MENTON. Dn. D. N. &F. G. Ofllee4t Dwelling • 401 on River Street, corner Weston St. feb 1247 LADD, C. K., M.D. Office Ist door .above old bank building, on Main street. Special at tention given to diseases of the throat and lungs. jn1y19,78 tOODBORN. 8. M., M.D . Mee Ind resi dance. 11(sIn street. north of M.E.Chnrch. Medical Examiner for Pension EN 'Partment. reb 22.78 DAINE, E. D.. M.D. Office over ffilntanye's Store. Office hours from 10 to 14 a. x. and from 2 to 4 T. x. Special attention given to Diseases of the pm, and Diseases of the Ear. oct 20,77 rpOWNEU, H. L., M._ .D. • HOLICIOPATIIIO PIMRCLAS k BIIIIGLON. Residence . and once Just north of Dr. Corbon's Main street Athens. Pa. HOTELS. imeENIRTHOITSE. Main st.,'next corner south of Bridge street. New house` and new furniture throughout. The proprietor has spared neither, pains or expense in 'asking his hotel first-class and respectfully solicits a share of public patronage. Meals st all hours. Terms seasonable. Large Stable attached. I mar 877 - WM. =RM. BRORE? soczErms. WATKINS POST. NO. 68, G. A. )1. Meets every Saturday greening. at Military GEO. V. MYER, Cosinisimier. , J. H. Krrramaii. Adjutant teb 7. 79 nRYSTAL LODGE. NO. 57. Meets at K. of. P: la Sell every Monday evening at 7:30. In surance $2,000. Benefits $3.00 per week. Aver. age annual cost. 5 years experience. $ll. J. R. ILITTRIDGE. Reporter. Rau Wseenxxx.. Js.. Dictator. OD 23.78 BRADFORD LODGE. 1110.167, I. Q. O. F. Meet In Odd Fellow's Hall, every liondiy.svenisg et 7 o'clock. Weiss= Hg.t.. Noble Grand. Jane 12,75 I HOGS." .LIVD RION PAINTING. , POST, F. S. No. 32 Second street All orders will receive prompt attention. June 12.75 EDUCATIONAL SUSQUEHANNA COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE. The Second Winter Term will begin Monday. January, 23, 1882. For catalogue or other infor• nation, address or calron the Principal. -- EDWIN E. QI7INLAN. A. M. Towanda. Pa. July 19,78 PLUMBER AND BAB .FITTER. WILLLUDI. EDWARD. Prsctical Plumber and Gas Fitter. Plane of business in Mar cur Block next door to Journal office p site Public Square. Plumbing. Gas Fitting, ng Pump of all kinds, and all kinds of Gearing romptly etttended to. AU wanting work In his Pee should give him a call. July 2771 INSURANCE RUSSELL. C. 8, Geneve Insurance Agency. Towanda, Pa. Cam in Whitcomb's Book Store. " July 12,78 BESTbusiness now oefore thepublin. Ton can mate many faster at work for us than at anything else. Capitol not needed. We will start you. 1 7 a day and up ward. made at hams by the industrious. Men, women. boys and girls wanted evemdfrie to work for us. Now is the time. Yon can work in spare time only or gird your.whole time to the imain.ss. Ton can live at home and do the work No other business ,will pay you nearly as well No one can fail tq 'make enormous ay by en raring at once. ClOtig Outfit and terms free.— Mosey made feet, easily and bonnrably. Addrees. Taus a Co.. Augusta, Maine. Dec Is—lyr THE GREAT STATE TRIAL ! A complete and authentic record of the evi dence speeches,. addresses. and studied fauns strings of ASSASSIN The erimo—lts .oanees end Coasequentes-•-Stal sartiam as explained on the witness Stand by Ron. James 0. Blaine —Graphio Exciting Somme in Court—Attempts vpoa the Assassins Life— sketches of the Prtnc Characters engaged in this world•tammis Oelaainet Trial-50,000,000 People await in anxietr the Evident* in this the moat RematimbieTrial inAmerican Ristory. AGENTS VTANTEZD In every town. TiiERE ARE MILLIONS 111 IT. Sand SO cents .for outfit, and same tarritcry at once.' Addreem, UNION PUBLISHING 00., Phila. Dec. 22-4 w KENDALL'S SPAVIN CUBE 111 Sure In its iffedik mild 1n its action as it does not blister. yet is penetrating and poworfol to reach every deep seated pain or to remove any boa] growth or other enlargements, each as liming. splints curbs, callous. rains, swell ings and any lameness and all ents of the joints or limbs. or Au rheumatism to man and for any purpose for which a liniment is used for man or beast it is now known to be the best liniment for man ever used, acting mild and yet certain in its effects. Send address for Must:eta Circular which we think siva positive proof of its virtues. No remedy has ever met with such unqualified no. sass to our knowledge, for beset es well • man. Pelee flper bottle. or six bottles soy P. hp Druggists bare it or can get it for you, or it will be sant to any address otoreselpt of price bi n the. treVrietors. Da. J. Mingiust. it Co., on. lash Falls. Vt. Mold by all Druggists. LETTER HEADS, BILL HEADS, the, IMAM plated In limbed istyla of art at Ms Gas teat , . - ,-, -- ,_ -- -, ;,-,, -----. ., ,..-1, ; ,- zitezc,e-„ 3 .c., 7 ;;;'7?...::.:'-: - ' • :, , , c,i .. 1:7.,.‘. - -;,::'; - ?.. - . , .. , ...-J -„ ,1 , ~', rf: -- ~:;.- ,--,;" '.., , •-::: t'• .', - : •=z,-- - ,. .-':- ; . , _ - ••., -- • ' , - , , -7,- , ,- ,-- , _ ~ - • -,• - .: - , _ ~... , J. I. • ... ~_,. , . , , ~...,.. —• •• ~. -• ~ ..., ... . .... .... . ..., . . ~ . , ..., . ,- - • - ..- -, • ~. • - • • -... .. - . . . . .. . . . .. .. r. - . '. r ~.., 1 ' '. _ V ", : : : '. 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'- ' : ,;,4 :1;. , .-... ..„ ": -. ., : 4 - 7:1 ,1 .:'.:. 4 -,..4 , . . , 4, ~ . ._ _ 1 .- '4'. ,•-•:5 ; .:1 . • ... as- - - _ • -.- . i•• - , •,., :•-- •; ••; i• ,• •• - .1 ,- z , :- ... ••-. , - -,. .. ... ~., - - :....16,..., • . .... .: . .. . ~ . . . . , it..... ::-. , 10 ‘,. 4 T:I ~04% 'YI - ;1%• ' :-:, '-' -• ;, ,-'. ... .. ---' -• -' l" •' . . . ~ . , .. . , ' • • . •'_'. -.. . . . 1 . . . . . ..._ EASTWARD. . - - . STATIONS. -15 9 1 - 3 - _. _......_........ • ~, - P.X. A.X. A.X. P.X. blagara Falb* 2.05 7.20 7.15 Buftlo . 2.50 8.25 9.20 Booheatar 5.15 10.05 , Lyons . 6.30 11.06 Geneva... 6.56 11.30 • Ithaca 8.33 1 ....- auburn 5.15 11.05 Owego - 8.60 1.35 . . Blades i. 0.10 1.45 ilia . F.t6 Waverly I - .. 9.45 2.10 9.40 4'15 Sayre ' 'lO.lO 2.30,10.00 4.30 Athena . 10.15 2.34'10.05 4.34 . _ __ Whir:- .... ...,.............. :...-r. ee. - ...11015 .... ~ Mater ' . T ... ..... ' 10.25 .rowanda - Wyasuking . ~, - " ..... VMS 3.001043 SOS 10.54 5.18 Standing &On ' s...-...... 11.03 '. Etununerilead . - - - .....11.10 iliil Prenchtown ..... ~.......... ..... .... 11.19 .... wish:ming ~. . 8.9011.8 5.43 ... • Lacerville -- 11.42 3.3711.50 6.03 Sldnner's !Addy - 11.53 6.07 Meahoppelr -' 4.1213.10 6.21 Ilehoopany . - . ... 12.16 6.2 S Tunkhannock,' " 12.= Zs., 1 . 00 Tao LaGrange ' . 1.10 7.20 ,Falla .+. 1.24 7.36 'L. & B Junction .. ... . ..... 1.05 5.10 1.45 8.05 Via. w•Barre.... 1.35 3.30 2.20 8.35 lumen Chunk . ' 3.45 7.35 4.5011.00 Allentown ' 4.44 , 8.29 5.63 12.00 Bethlehem 5.00: 8.45 6.01 2.15 Beaton 5.30. 9.00 6.40 12.55 Philadelphia i - . 6.55.10.40 8.40 2.20 New York 8.05) 7.15 8.35 . A.M. P.M. PAN . P.M. No 32 leaVes Wyalusing st6:oo, A: 11., French town 6.14, Illimmerileld l 6.23, Stand ing,Stone 6.31 Wvaauking :6.40. Towanda 6.63, Water 7.06, Milan 7:16 Athens 7:25, Sayre 7:40. Waver ly 7:55. arriving at Elmira 8:50., A. M. No. 311 eaves Elmira 5:15 P. Al., Waverly 6:00; Sayre 6:15, Athena 6:20, Man 6 :30. Water 6:40, Towanda 6:55, Wysauktrig 7:05. Standing Stone 7.14, Rummerneld 7:22, Prenchtown 7:32, arriv ing at Wyalusing at 7:45., P. M. Trams 8 and 15--run daily. Sleeping cars on trains 8 and 15 between Niagara Palls and Phila. delphia.and_ betireen4yons and New York with out changea. Parks can on Train. 2 and 9 between Niagara Falls and Philadelphia with out change, and through coach to and from Rochester via Lyon.. ;WM. STEVENSON, Snpt. SAVIE, Pa., Jan. 2. 1882. Ds. '& N. Y. IL B. Miscellaneous Advertisements. . . • 4 good, secocd.hand, EsroiNE and. BOILER. Address, stating condition and price, M. B. M., P. O. Box. X. Liberty, 'Flogs Co., Pa. Oct. 27-2m+.t.t. 21 The Pulishers of the RminsJcas have 2 _ arranged so that they are able to offer • the popular family paper -I•The •ftran SPAINGLED BANM—for, one year to every new subscriber to the REPLIBLICAN who pays $1.31. The BAsmgrt is a splendid home paper. Specimens may be seen at this office , or will be sent by ad dressing, BANNER, Hinsdale, N. H. • BRADFORD COUNTY ROAD LAWS.• Just Published—A Revised Edition of (iiirno elutes 4. Rose laws and Laws relating to Town able Officers in Bradford County, -by Sanum. W. Recs. For Bale at Treasurer's Office, or at either -Whitcomb". or Cross's Bookstore, Towanda, Pa. Muted in Terry Township, miles from river, where are stores, nost office. church, grist mill. etc. Three miles from station on L. V. R. IL, on a well traveled road; contains 62% "mes— a well improved; good fences, 'good orchard, grapes, etc.; and an excellent spring of water, and comfortable buildings. Also for sale house and lot in lgew Albany bor ough. Wishing to go west, will sell the abnve named property cheap for cub; if sold soon. Apply on the farm to MYRON BABCOCK. Dec 22d- 1 -St Tarrytown, Pa. HOTEL - FOW-SALE.---I. offer the . American Hotel property for sale eta great . bargain. ' The Hotel - may be seen on•the: corner of Bridge and Water streets,in Towanda Borough. It is one of the best and most central locations in the place.' There is a good barn connected with the property. The free bridge and new depot near to it make this Hotel desitable for any one wishing to engage in the business. A good Active man wither small captal can pay for the property in a abort time from the profits. It was papered and painted new last spring and is now in excellent condition. JOSEPH G. PATTON, Towanda, Pa:, Sept. 22.1881-U. A aced and Cheapilanzas Paper. We are in redpt of the - WE:Jaz Caprrax., an eight-page,' 48-column weekly paper, published at Topeka, Kansas, the'Capibil of the State. at One Dollor per year, to any address. It is brim full of State news, correspondence, crop notes, markets, eta.. and is, in every respect, a Journal worth the money asked for it. Those whom want to learn about Kansas should send for thei Address, Topeka DailyVapital Publishing Cbsipang, 4w 'T -peke XOMcJ. GOLDGreat chance to make money.— , Tose who always take advantage sof the good chances for making money that are offered,genetallybecome wealthy, while those who do not =prove such chinas re main in pover'y We want many men, women. boys and girls to work for us right in their own localttfes Any one c.n Act_ the work properly from the start. The business will pay more than ten times ordinary wages. Expensive ontdt fur nished free. No one who engages Milli to make money rapidly. Yon can devote your whole time to the woes, or only ydur spare moments. Pull inforniation and all that Isaac ded sent tree. Address, drums //Co., Portland, Maine. Dec 143-11 r HORSESend 25 ca . In stamps or currency for these. vin worms of ...11 Treatise on the Horse and his Dimmer." It gives the beat treatment for all diseases, Us B 60 Ana engravings showing OOK positions aseumsl by sick horses better than can be 'taught in any other Iwo) table showing doses of 41 the principal m -Wanes. used for the horse as well ,as their effects' and antidote. when • 25 ate ogi AL on. largo collection ei VTMMLII ascitsre. rules for telling the age of a boric. with an sogniving showing teeth of each year and a large amount of other valuable home information. flutdreds of horsemen - have pronounced It worth more than boots costing $5 and, $lO. The feet that 200.000 sold In about one yeti before it was re. 'bed shows hoer popular the book is. The re. vised edition is man mean arcesurrea, Rain Ni • CIIICULAS, *WOMB WANTED. Dr. 7. 8. Kendall * Co.. Eizosburgh Falls. Nerment. star 11.1 yr. , • 20TH . Y3AZ. Is h Xgrus asi ggo a rag 14117 ' ti p: per. The STAZ SPAINGLIMIUMUMI, begins its loth year. January, 1882. Established Theßssr sms is the oldest and most pepahm paper of its class. Every number contains 8 large pages. 40 long columns. with many Cloado., Humorous and attractive Engravings. Uis crowded ton of the beet Stories; Poetry. Wit. Humor, Faa.—maldng paper to amuse and instruct old sad yoga,. Is expose. Frauds. Swindlers and Cheate,and every line is amusing. bistructve or entertaining. Ev. *abaft needs it; ,80,009 now read it s and as only PO cent* a year:. it le by Sri the best. chapesti. most peaks! paper printed. Aar cues' sin gee teaspoons are .mma with' the annum one. Per. FM" other superb pre:Mane. -Send. tea cents forSaseathe trot trin, with lorn Pm pastas. or SO coats tot llama a whole ism— Specimen Mg lead sow: Address, - BANNEEPUBLISIIIIIO 00..8istedali. E. H. JOB PRINTING OF ALL RINDS don* st short aVim - iiit4 twomtablo Moo at thoßzetututm Moo. FARM FOR SALE, , • _ _ , • , , • • = ot..v.yot, = .• • - • -.. • Hu. IJA-1Mot:, TOW '.41413A ;yaBRADFO sr:2(lM qty . 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With inisehlevois lingers never at rest. !Tht grandpa 'ever dada time to play With his "troubiesnme comfort"every day; Never too tired, never too sad To make the little one merry and glad. "There are kisses for eiery bruise and tumble, Kiwi foe even a scowl or a grumble, Ands host of secrets, I will confess, Which nobody ever is able to guess. B odearelagrandpa.. with'silver hair.. - And Irraltdpa's darling," 'withouta care To shadow the Joy of his little heart, s Are rarely each from the other apart. And e'en when the tivilight comes at lut;' And the driaway..blue eyea are closing i tatit„ Frew grandpa's ,arms And from grandjta's breast ' • Mamma mnit bear her boy t(Trest. --Rarpees ;Rack.' 11l MENU 01 TIE STRIA MIMS, UK BLOOD. The old man said, and he spae the truth. ••.t.sorry sight is a spendthrift youth, Who seeks his ease, and who lever display. And has no thought of a rainy, day! He who has never been taught to spare Will have an old age full of want and care; . While be who earns and is slow to spend 1, May live in comfort till life shall end. • e old man said, and his voice was hushed ••Ah 1 many , a one into guilt hiss rushed, Because with a reckless hand he dared To spend the gold that he should have spared ''And many a rich man's son I meet, • In my daily rambles along the street, . - Who has his dwelling among the poor, And a hungry wolfe is beside his door,' • • "The other day I received a call ' ' R. B. HiLIMAN D. C. Wsssatr From a prodigal son who'd spent his all; His days' f frolic and feasting o'er, Hp begged a pittance from our my store. "Spend or spare! it is yonri to choose:, - If its time you waste or money yon lose; And year future depends very much, in truth', On how you hre managed in days of youth. "If you spend as yon go, you may depend You'll soon have nothing at ah to spend; But to prudent ways if you give good heed, You'll never lack in a time of need., He,who has never been taught. to spare, Will have an old age full of want and care; '5 While he who earns and is plow to spend, May live in comfort until life's end." Y. F. BISHOP. 'My only daughter, air,' said Colonel Monteagie. 'And, as I venture to }rope accomplished in her way. We are mot much in the way of schools or sonde mieslere, but I have been her instruct er myself, and she is a thorough mathe matician, an excellent musician and a linguist of no mean capacity. We are studying Hebrew now every day, she awl I, and she devotes her evening to comprehensive reviews of her Latin and Greek. She will be a scholar, air, if I live to complete her eduCation!' Mr. Crofton looked curiously at the oddly-assorted pair—the silver-haired: shabbily-attired old gentleman, with his bald forehead, epee eye and delicately white bands; and the dark-browed, sullea-looking girl, with gypsy — skin. untidy frock and patched boots. Pretty? Yea, she might be pretty under some circumstances. The din "mood itself is not an attractive stone before the lapidary's art • has polished its ride - angles into" glittering facets of white fire. But ebe certainly poaessed no sweet feminine graces now. awn" Xiasinsasa. EDWARD Eon!. D. M. Itauk Grosoa M. Rum Lutes Russ Jas. A. BatuwN Fi I'. Gomm; : • PIUIZLZ* Pte. ipixama Comaaso. Mims Oaannurr. Haut ViuLaramie. • . • ••• -••• ' • . "GO = , OP TIM 21101WBFVE4 - .- • - AND-POE , TEE- OBASDPAVS D4iitZN4l.` IN - 4LIIBIICNCE. In the starlight, when dark shadows Lie upon eMili's quiet btiasl - in leafy branches', Softly sium'bring, seek their rest; When I hear the wand'ring night wind Cant its anthem-sad and low, Longing theughts dct gently lead mo - To the happy long ago. When the moonbeams. brightly falling, Clothe the earth in silver sheen, And with radiant splendor glowing Gleam the quivering leaves between, Thou, with true and fond 'devotion, . Dreaming, ah 80 'tenderly. •D ,, I, think with deep emotion . Of my constant love the. thee; Dream and think and dream again Of my love,.mflove for thee. L. 0. SPEND 8 OR &PARE. 1 . MAX THAT SUCCEEDED 'How old are you, Miss Monteagle?' he asked, finding it imperatively Ewes miry to say something. And Mary Monteagle answered in Words. .4ileventeen,' while' ber looks replied, plainly, lione of your busi ness!' 'Go, my - child, and gather some Sewer's to deck our humble boar a,' said the old gentleman, magnilootiently. while he conducted the son of his oldest friend into the tumble-down old atone house; where the ' carpets were moth eaten,r the ! furniture mildewed, and every trace of decayed gentility told the sad stork of better days. Mrs.' Monteagle, who hid , beet a beauty once, and had her portrait en graved in a 'Gallery of American fkrte ; was sitting up in state in se battered boudoir, in a black silk dress that must have been quite a cleaner of a century old, with a flower in her silver-sprinkled hair, and still proem"- ing thp girlish attitude in whieh the ehgtaVer's,pencil had immortalized her, oddly contrasting with the sharpened ' ontlinMi and oti,ggaid abruptness of her eisty-odd years. 4• AndAhis was the way in which the old couple lived, in the dead , past as it were,' Colonel Monteagle starving Con tentedly on the recollection of his ;Pad friandetii, and his Wife fondly farm:Yips that time had stood-elfin since the days itt whiCh she wai counted - Worthy til be one of 'the 'Ames'Amesßosehidah' t, Mrs.; Monhmigle h sweetly welotfuted gier guest and touched the little band= bell at hem . side., 'We 1111 dine, Berepta i t she Mid to the maid. " • Please, meant.' nreathlealy littered the young pason. 'there ain't nothin' for dinner. We eat the last of the cold beef yesterday. and the dog he tipped over the pan Of • oysters, and—' 'That will d 0,.. Elarepta,' said" Mrs. . Monteagle, with a red spot mounting to each of her cheelt.bonee, add—we will dine"' And lilareptamithdrew with a jerk . . The dinner was loaned Anweenttr—an Whine° of the inagnetio power of will —bat there us no.. Gold beef. *her Were there oyster's. Frill,--a- 411 ht• watery pip el herbs Ind perdeyjaste• gereiehel baled _ Jetta.* end anyonneise„ stmt a dish of peaches 'eel! cream formed the meal. iald lira. Montagle with a giggle, • 'And • rerry Arai, - served; secretly commented Mr. Orottrinl ,to bimseU. But the sad was nice.' 'Where is iteryr the colonel asked: 'Drinking in the beauties of the sun set, I presume.' the lady answered. tiny. 'The dear child has an artist's soul, and we do not tie her down to any hours or rules.' ' The colonel-fell asleep in .his chair after dioner. , Mrs. Monteagle and her painted tan withdrew themselves into the bondoir—and Mr. nrotton, inward ly bewailing himielf that be had prom ised to slay a week at Monteligleltmor, sauntered out typo the heights which overlooked tio t a valley beloir. AP he stood .theps. a rustling sounded in 'he bushes, and the dark-browed gypsy sprang up'the 'You have a. floe place here, Whit he slid, by way of making hiniSelf agreeable. Ilhate it!' said:Mary, darkly. 'r—beg your pardon!' exclaimed Mr. Crofton, in amazement. 'l,dol' !Imbed out the girf-1 hate jt all! The learning, and the purity, and ilia grand pretenses, and the miserable . makeshifts.' - ' 'But— ) 'Ab!' said Mary__Montltagie, 'you don't know it all.' You never beard the trettesman bowling at the back doors like a pack of howling wolves; yOn don't know that the-house ieadver tilted for sale' for• tax arrears. ' How should you? How should' Yell be aware that the very clothes we wear are not paid for, nor the coal that cook' our dinner? Papa smokes his cigars and talks about thelliexican war; and mamma poses in the great chair, and dreams' of embro fiery work and tapestry stitches; and I—l am expected to learn Arabia and Banserit, and nobody :knows what else, and ignore Our wretched poverty. But I can't! `who could?' Mr. Crofton looked pityingly 'at the girl's sparkling eyes, and pale, excited face. am very sorry to hear this,' said he. 'Czu nothing be done?' 'Yes,' said Miss Monteagle; brusque-. ly. .'S imething can be done=And am doing it, in so far as I can. But papa and triAmma must not be allowed to suspect it.. • I am—learning a trade!' 'Your he - echoed. 'A trade!' 'There's a factory near by herg,' she calmly. 'The country girls earn a little pocket money there sewio,g, on shirts. lam to have a machine 18 soon as I have learned to manage it. Igo every evening, while papa fancies lam at the Greek and Latin, to farmer Pel hem's, whose wife teaches me the use . of the machine. I am learning housework, too. I made the mayonnaise for your valid to-day, and I baked the bread. Our servant can do nothing of the' sort. But it would kilt mamma to think that I stooped, aashe would call it, to menia labor.' 'You aro quite right,' said Mr.': Crof ton. 'That is what I wanted to know,' Raid Mary, hastily. 'Because, living .here all by myself, in such a strange, un natural atmosphere, I sometimes get confused, and scarcely know right from wrong.' - 13nt - they will have to know it, when 'When I really go into the factory.' , .aid Mary. ;Yea, I know that. But not 1 then,' I would fain spare - them the pang. lam to have a dollar a day, Mrs. Pelham says, if. I operate the ma chine skillfully. And a dollar a day will buy mamma many a little luxury, and go far toward paying the grocer and the baker.' •:Yon aro a noble girl,' said Mr. (Nor ton, warmly; and in his eye, at , that moment, Mary Montiggle was glorified with rare beauty, as she stood there. the fresh wind blowing her jetty mirk about, the'. reflection of orange ennset' deepening the color on her cheek, and the grave, tar•away sparkle of her . , eyes pelt-veiled. beneath the long lashes.. 'And if I could be of any assistance to you In this task---' 'You can,' said the girl,. abruptly. 'You can stay here and amuse papa, so that he shall not suspect what ocbupies my time. Yon can divert his attention from Elanscrit and Arabic, and all these mysteries.' - And, • for the first time in his experi ence of her, Mary Monteagle laughed— a mellow, bird-like laugh.. , - said hir. grottos, heartily. And tio the compact . was sealed-be tween them. " Instead of the week h 3 had promised his father to spend with Ad 'Ckdonel Pdoiteagle, the aojoura was extended to three. • At, the end of that period. he gravely addressed himself to the dark-eyed daughter of the house. : .'Row is the trade ?' said he. am to have a machine next week, i ' laid Mary. with the conscious pride of one who has conquered fate; 'and thin/ --only think of it, Mr. CrJfton—l ehall earn a dollar a day 'Mary,' said Mr. Crofton, seriously, have been thinking - of another plan for you. You tell me that t this farmer's wife. hall made a Bret-class-housekeeper of yon.' , • - 2I baked mince-pie yesterday I' said Mary. eanliantiyi 'and I have quilted a quilt and made soft soap, within the week r do not like the Wes of your going into .a feotory,' said 'Mr. Crofton. 'Sup pose now, by way of satiety, you were to—marry me r , •Bat you are not in love with me l'. mid Mary, opening her bright blank eyes. . But I , am:. said . Mr. croftm, with great grivity. it time delibinnetetyinuide up nsp mind that I can nate happy ',Wont- you. - And 'Mit:nigh I do not pram to be, a sigh believe I can ,makii, ion•las thin an dollars a_ week, "bib st the NNW WWI GNI on Wilt not be compelled to work tad • ' Attfusals That Flith. ... h eiiii_litleY f o r it. That is the 1i 48112656. In kaki time otters are nut mitre , like of the question. Now on to quently use d fnr catching flab, which the mere personal one. De "net rie they bring ashore in their teeth, and think, ilary„ - that you could hive me ? f or d r i v i ng shoals of fish into the n e in, 8.... 7 I love You verrninelkindeed I' Dr. WIII., Hamilton gives an intenisling 4, o not know 1' whispered Mary. account of a water-dog in Ireland which ir ini . t try / 1 -- - , .- . had beiome a most . excellent fi sher. And hen she, blushed charmingly. ' ln r idi n g f rom po r t rus h t o th e Gi an t' s fi $O lonellifouteteite's daughter went causeway wish some company, we b a d to 'the fair Floriliati 'plantation on the occasion to ford the river near the sea, "bores f the , river 1 13 dohn, and &don- And as the fleheren wore going to.haul Med every on e thOrq with her thorough the net, we stopped to see their success. hnosth r ge of housidtioldng in ell its de" As soon as the doir perceived the men L tails. And - the tiro ofd people, wittt to move, he instantly—lran down the their burden „of insolvenorandjeare Tiveent his owe accord, and took part lifts:]' oir their live , -4.1 dweil Wiled./ en , in thh middle of it, on some shallows, in , the ancient, tower-like 119teeN-1 and, where be could oiscasionlY run or 'swim. talk to everybody who crosses their pal, and in this Pesitiim he,. placed himself of . the r excellent marriage which my with , all the eagerness and attention so daughter Huy has contracted.' - 2- latrongly observable in ci.- pointer dog 'A thorough seholare' says Colonel ' which' sets' his game. Weirwere, some Moeteagle, with — dignity. ' 'A musician., time at'iloss to apprehend his echeme, a linanitit. a thorough Hebiew stuleuti leit l the event soon satisfied us, and and a Proficieet in,Latim and Greek. f I amply jtatified the prudence: of the myself I was her iestructoe. It is not animal, ter the fiat. whin they feel, the' singular that a girl of- such iotellentnnl net; always endeivorto make direetly Ferrer should warry welt.'., r ~ onC to sea. • Aetairdingly.' : one of the Bat Colonel 110111 400, honest man, - salmon. escaping, fruit-the eet. rushed ' , never ir l reamed that it was the sewing- down the stream iwith great velOcity mechine and sett snap; the mayonnaise- toward the ford, wheie the dog stood to dress;ng and the ve*ement strugele to receive him at an 'advantage. A very get free from debt, - tibial' conqnered diverting chase now commenced, iti Mr. Oretton's heart. • 'There are plenty Which ; from the shallowness of the of who a and poet* a4es in the world— water, we could discern the whole track but a r al 'womanly • woman—is not hi3r of the; fish. with ill its rapid turnings price f . r.a fi r hove rubies ? - and windings. A,fter a smart pursuit, ' the dog foundthimself left considerably behind in corisequeuce of the water deepening, by *Each he bad, been .re ducted to the necessity of swimming. But instead of following his despera :. game any longer, he - readily gave it' over, and ran with all his speed • direct ly down the river, till home!' sure of being again to seaward of the salmon, where he took post as : before in his pointer's . attitude. Hera the fish a second time met him, and a fresh par- ; 'suit ensued, in' i which, after various attempts, the salmon at last made its way out to sea. notwithstanding all the ingenious and vigorous exertions of its pursuer. Though the dog did not sno wed at thistimetl i yet I was informed that it was no miental thing for him to run down his game; and the fishermen assured me be was of very great advan tage to - them by turning the salmon to. ward the net. During the whole of . the °hese this sagacious an imal seemed plainly to have two objects in ' view: one, to seize his game, if possible; and the other, to drive it toward the net when the former failed.' Colder expresses his serene° that the ichthy ophagi have not trained the seal to assist them in fishing. The seal posesies a far higher' degree of intelli gence than the rodents, and than most of the ruminants. There is no doubt that natleh might be done in this way, for eiaMples are lot wanting to prove the singulsr docility of the seal.' Dark mg the time that rumored invasions by the French caused 11l parts of the coastof Britian to he fortified, a small party on one of the little islands in the Frith of Forth, near Edinburgh, amused themselveshy taming a seal.. It had , all thtt affection and playfulness of a dog. It fished for itself, and some times for its masters. It fawned about them, licked iheir hands, and if it did not accompany those ' who made _an excursion in the boat, it was sure to meet them on their return. It always came to their but to sleep, and conduct ed itself as if it was one of the pat ty. , , There is no saying how far its training might have been carried, but it fell out of bed, and was killed while young. One of the old domestic sports of the Earls of Menteith in their ishind home of Falls was fishing with trained geese. A line with a baited hook was tied to the leg , of a goose, which thus accoutred was made to swim in water of proper depth. A bold, well filled, escorted this formidable knight-errant. A •mas rending pike world take 'off the bait. and put his mettle to the test; a com bat ensue], in which both of the con tending heroes would show much strength and agility, but at length the goose invariably dragged him a prison er. 1 „ • - Why the •Parson Left /Unlucky. - good wady ye a ago, When a al- , taro place in Teias was a very town, quite a number Of prominent= citizens went out on a, bunting expedi tion. One night, when they Were all gather4d around the camp-fire, !one of the party suggested ; that eaeh.„niii'n should,give the time and reason! fEir his leaving bin native State and coming to Texas, whereupon :ch one in turn told his experience; Judge Blank bad killed a man, in self;detense -in Arkansaw, Generi4 Bands() had forged another man's I tignature to a check, while another came to. Texas on account .Of his having two:wives. The only man 'who did not make any disclosures was a sanctimoniocis !Cooking old man, al though a 'professional gambler, who was usually called' 'Parson.' . 'Well. Parson, why did you leave Kentucky ?' don't care to say anything about it. Besides it is only a trifle. Notie of you would believe.me anyhow.! 'Out ! with it l' Did you shoot any.: body ?' . - 'No, gentlemen, I did not. Since you want to know so bad I'll tell you. I left Kentucky because I did not build a church.' Deep silence fell on the group.. No such excuse for coming to Teiali.,ever had been heard of before. There was evidently an iin;:plained mystery at the bottom of it. The 'Parson' was called on to furnish mote light. - 'Well, gentlemen, you see a congre gation raised $3,000 and turned it over to me to build a Church—and I didn't build the church. That's all.'—rexus ;Siftings. SERVED HEn Rionr.—Once- upon a time, a young lady, who desired to get up with the lark in 'order to go on an eloping tour, adopted the English plan, and the lover was to be on hand at day break to give the signal. , The string used for the pedal communication was a stout cord, and one end •was dropped out of the third story window into the back yard, and the other end, of course. vas attached to the damsels great toe. And the legend . runs that a healthy goat of the Wallach pursuasion arose early the ne xt morning to look for the early worm, as it waif), and wandered into the yard. After eating up all , the tomato cans, barrel staves, and broken crockery ware, he found the string and look that as a dessert. As soon as l the cord was drawn taught, • the goat stood upon his bind legs and gave the string an impali ive jerk. The girl awoke. The goat gave another sudden pull, and the maid jumped out of bed with a smothered cry of pain. Then she stooped down to de tach the cord just as the ridiculous beast gave another ,violent jerk, and she lost her equilibrium—and her toe too, al most, the cord cutting into .the tender flesh. sprang to the window, and called out in a hoarse whisper;— , “Stop pulling, Charles—l'll be down In a minute." Then she made another effort to untie cord, but the persistent goat gave his bead several angry bobs, and each time the girl gave a cry of pain. Again' she shortly Milled out in the darkness,— "Clarks, yon , don't atop jerking that wny,l will outcome down at all." ' She was answered by another savage pull, and the cry of anguish that brake from her lii:!LL brought her mother into her room, with a look , of affiight and a lighted limp. The young lady tainted, the elopement 'was nipped in the bud, and the disappointed maidens's big toe was sore for two weeks. The = goat escaped. Household Science. Alamo is one of the best additions to make whitewash of lime that will not rub off. When powdered chalk is used. glue Water is also good. but would not answer, for outside work exposed to much rain. The following is recommended - as a 'cure for neuralgic headache: *kiwis the juice of a lemon into a small cup of strong coffee. This will usuaby 'afford immediate relief in neuralgia headache. Tea increases neuralgia pain, and ought not to to be mod by persona affected with it. Mildew may be removed from linen by i>iising with soft soap a little powdered starch, half the quantity of ailti and the juice of a lemon, and ap plying it to the mildew stain with a paint brush on both sides of the linen: The stained article should then be left out on the grass day and night until the spot be removed. . Angel edge • ought .to be light and feathery. .It ought to die 'melt too. • 1111 The legend of St. Cuthbert_ and the Solari geese does not inform no whether the feathered bipeds were employed to provide fish although the inference would be that it formed a part of their avoclitions in tho Parse Islands. The saini tamel them by= his miraculous powers, and- made them as obedient and docile a, flock as abbot ever ruled. The geese went before him in regular plateens, following the word of isom mand. and doing what ile ordered. • DuHalde describes the Chinese method of fishing by means of the cormorant with great accuracy. In the morning, when the anti rises, one may seeOn the rivers a considerable number of boats, and several of these birds sit ting on the sides; the 'fishermen turn their boats titon the river, and at the signal which they give by striking one of their oars on the water the cormo rats* into the water, plunge overhead and, diving to the very , bottom, seise the fish by the middle, then coming up again they 'carry it to the bark, where the fisherman receiving it takes the bird, and . holding it ' lege uppermost, makes it disgorge the small fish which it had *swallowed, by passing , his hand : along the neck, on which there is a ring at the lower part which hinders them from going directly into the. crop. When the fishing is quite over.' they take away the ring, and let them feed; and when a particular fish is `too largo for one, they assist, each other, one tak ing he tail and another the head, and bring it to their master. Do yod believe the story that Minis ter Hamlin, having 'somehow strayed to a bull! fight at Madrid, and after watch ing the proceedings fors white, said: 'Those fellosiniaon't know to han dle b* , Why any farmer's, boy doim round Singor would know enough 'to- put a ring. in the critter's nose and hitch a stick , to it Then they could laid the baud round as handy as could be., HistoPica4' Items. Henry ILI. was the first English King who wore 'spurs with roirels, six hundred lions were killed at one • show given by the Roman Pompey. ' Archimedes invented a screw for facilitating irrigation in Egypt. B. O. • The flrat altar mentioned in Scripture wad erected by Noah after the , good. Gibbon began to write hie “Decline and Fall of the Boman Empire" in London in 1772. - In • fifoselw the plague introduced by the Turkish army carried off 2%000 victims its month. During the fourteenth: and fifteenth centuries in Frew, guilty animals suf fered death on the gallows. Peacocks were carefully reared in the island .of Barnes. and sold at such. high prima that Vero says -they fetched yearly 04000: Grasshoppers were venerated in Greece both as sacred and musical. The Athe isms wore gold ones in their hair:to deno the antiquity of their For. more than two . centuries the we - of the potato was vehemently opposed. At last Louis XV?. wore a bunch of its flowers in the midst- of, his courtiers, and thevonsinitlion of the root became universal in Frince. In SiPan, in honor of a deity having the hetid of a dog; the different streets of each town contribute to the main tenance of a certain number of dogsi. they have their lodgings, and persons ;are especially appointed to take care of ,them when sick. . . .According to several writers; Charles V. ordered a rehearsal of his own obse quies. His domestics marched with black tapers. Charles, folded in his shroud, was laid in his coffin, and the service for the dead Was chanted. The' farce vas followed in a few days by the real tragedy. Heal th Hints. Try popcorn for nausea. Try a sun•bath for rheumatism. Try ginger ale for stomach cramps. Try cranberry poultice for erysipelas. Iry eating flesh radishes and : yellow turnips for gravel. Try swallowing saliva when troubled with sour stomach. Try a wet towel to the -back of -the neck when sleepless.. , Try buttermilk for removal of freck les, tan and butternut stains. Try eating onions and horaeraclish to relieve dropsical swellings. - Try to cultivate an equable temper and don't borrow trouble ahead. Try taking your codliver oil in to mato catsup, if yon want to make it palatable. Try breathing - the fumes -of turpen tine or carbolic acid to relieve whoop= log cough. Try taking a nap in the afternoon if you are going to be out late in the evening. Try a cloth wrung out frOmccold water put about the neck at night for sore throat. Manes or Sam—Al - nine of veritable soft soap Was some time since discover; ed by a clergyman fifty ~mitr e s from Prescott, Arizona, and is now being Worked. California also has 'rock eipap,' but it is not in general use. It is a capital detergent, and is superior to ordinary toilet soap in emollient effect on the akin. The objection is that it makes little lather. It is found in stratified rock formation, about the con sistency of tallow. It hardens on ex posure, and it has no oleaginous quality. It is a species of fuller's earth. he Arizona article, as described, is quite different. It is found in deposit; whitish mid soft as dough, and what adheres to a stick shows, exudation of oil. On adjacent hill land the same ap pears in ledge, indtirated as soap, nue- . tuous to the touch. It makes suds like 'soap. An old felt hat saturated with bacon grease, was restored to pristine beauty. It softens the hardest . water, and rough miners' hands become satiny as a child's. This unique material is being preparecl for market by a process that frees it from grit and all extraneous Matter, and then, it is said to be highly saponaceorta. - A Miabigander who was riding along the highway near Charlestown, Va., some time ago, came to a negro who was grubbing Out a stump near the meadow lance, and after a few questions atiout farm products the Wolverine asked: 'What do you get for • taking • thu etnmp out r. • • list fifty cents,' was the reply. 'How long have y - ort been working a it?' 'Wall, nigh 'bout a week, I reckon.' 'And how much longer will it . take ?' 'Wall, I 'sped. I could finish it to: morrow, but !reckon I won't dolt afore Friday.' 'Why ?' • heah am de pint. 'lf I finish it to-inorrer an' git my money, I'm bound to drag down to Itilltown an' bet on a hose race an'' lose it. El want it Friday, I kin hab de means of gwine inter de circus at Charlestown. I knows tny_weakness; -boss, an' so I'M gwine to Kit hash- an' dig a leetle an' sleep a !sell% an' chop off de las' root when I heah de circus bolls blowin' on top de red aktile-hcnise hilL' . Sparkling:eyes and saucy rico Had the pi etly maiden Chime; Dashing. Chic, with winning way, ilepreseiling, I must lea% ' • Just the girlhood of the day. And, altiough I loved her more - Than qiy sweethearts heretofore, • _ One thing gave'ma constant pain— Every day; though I'd copplain, Ellie!d ba clui*ing 7 gum again. • "Tell mecGrate," at imt I said. After having often plead, "MN'S Wip care these chewing spells?" Archly Mokliag cgi, she tells: Mots of_ehocidato nommen I" - -Briton acts. $1.30 a Tear, is ad, SELECTED RUMOR., Rifle practice.:-PockniPicking..- A, traneelaction--Walking I,ltt! Bleep. - - . Thirteen lean people commit' suicide to one fat one. Flesh up and eave - ionr life. - A little Derby hat on the head of a fat man bears a striking resemblance to a postisge stamp on a Watermelon: Pat bays - at work and aeo how they will play. them to play and see hoi.they will work. - -A gentleman said, when a pretty girl trod on his toes, that he had received the stamp of beauty. Why artprintera the greatevt iognes . in existence ? Because-they daily prat= tide 'imposition.' Editors and sand paper both serape for a living. As also do bid barbers and chimney . sweeps, The boy who was kept after school for bad orthography raid he was spell bound. It talfel jUst three people to keep a secret properly, but two of the three must be dead. - 'llobby, tell Hannah I'm coming, Yes, tell her to meet me at eight, The old man is off on a toot, . And we'll have a great time at the gate." 'I don't like that cat it's gOt splinters in its feet was the excuse of a four-year-old for throwing the : kitten . Away. Ls was but natural that some of the family of the old women who lived in a shoe should always have been down at the heel. A . . recipe for making , Mmon -; pie vaguely adds: 'Then eit 'cirt a atoVe and stir constantly.' Just as if any one t could sit on a stove without stirring constantly. A Texas juryman snored so loud in the jury-box that he woke the judge from a sound nap, 'and was promptly fined for -contempt of coact. It does break up the landlord• of a hotel to have a guest say: .'Landlord,. I think it would - be an improvement if this shoe-brush had another hair in it.' A New York man was imprisoned thirty days "for stealing - fifty, cents. Served him right. the rascal. 'He shond have stolen half a million doUirii and bought in the court. - • It is said that in Calcutta a young lady will rise at an afternoon'visit and say, 'Excuse me, bat I must 'go holm for my five o'clock fever.' 7 Kenney in India. There isn't any fairness in this life. If a woman wears a scant bathing dress - she is accused of making a show of her self, and if she wears an ample one she is said to be trying to hide a bad figure. "When a dog barks at night in Japan, the owner is arrested and sentenced to _work a year for the neighbors that were :disturbed. The dog gets off easier,- be ing simply killed. Indignant boarding mistress—'Why, "what are you there for ?' Boy. on the table—Wr. Howlett put me here. He says v t' his • sbirthday, and he wants to see something on the table besides hash.' • say, Jenkins, can you tell a young, tender chicken from an old, - tough one ?' 'Of course I 'cut. how ?"By tho , teeth.' Chickens have no teeth." Yes, Lut I hive.' 'Good morning.' 'Good morning.' There is a Chicago girl who has been dying for the last two years; living, as it' were, with one foot in the grave. Thi physicians have holies, however. They say she can't get the other foot in —na room. St. Louis papers please The Detroit Free Press says that ono Chicago New Year's calleidrank fifteen glasses of wino, ten of beer, sir of whis key, thrie of cider and eight' . clips of coffee, and the next morning ha didn't even have a headache. And we believe it. Nor any, other kind of ache. But if lie didn't have a cooling•board under him, it was because the undertaker had not yet been notified. Uncle Sam's Big PrinlitigOlice, Few people have any idea of the ex tensiveness 'of Uncle Sam's printing. establishment at Washington, and fewer still have any conception of the waste that is made there. England spends about $2,500,000 per year on ita Print" - ing, but gets a revenue of at least 81.00,= 000 from the sale of , the printed, books. Uncle Sam's concern cost last year 82,- 215,939, and'the revenue twin the sale of printed matter was $8,931, and from _ waste $186,819.93. Of the vast - rem annually extended for pt blio printing, fully half a million dollars is squander ed. Uncle Sam's printing °Moe is run on free and easy principles,- and they are becoming freer and easier each sue ceeding year. Last year 8900,000 was spent for letterheads, binding blinks and all other kinds of printing for of— fice-holders; $217,414 was the coot of ' maps, charts and engravings; nearly $25,000. was used "in printing eulogies, which gift into waste-baskets all over the country; 8206,563. was spent Inv 'Writ ing \ eccentric old Mr. .Le Dec's' sal- - cultural essays; 8177,765 , w.as the cost of printing the - Congressional 4ecord; last winter's bills presented to Cowes were printed at an outlay of ~Am and thousands of sopies throWn swig; the report of the Paris Exposition was gotten up in elaborate form and cod 881,018. They were recently knocked. off at auction by the hundivd copies 4' two and a half centa "And, to cap the Climax, it may= be mid . take over $500,000 to Pay-tor the work ordered in 1880, but not done until this year. Uncle Sait's printing office is a gigantic waste spout. _lt needs • thor ough overhauling. _ - • . To care talawayps. take a good bead-, fatof the common field or Canada pour two (Flute of boiling . wider on, and boil down to three pinto; take a erile-glverul three time a - .day before - Ideals. ' ' -V Ell a El ERN IMINE BM= SE MEM ECM