tHOLCOIUrik, TRACT, Malang.
NIL
Bradford Republican
Is Published Every Itarsday,
AT TOWASDA, PA., BY
HOLCOMB & TRACY.
$1.50 Per Ammo., in Advance. •
i•
Advertising Rtes--Sin cents a line for drat
'amnion. ant Ave cents per line for all subs*.
vent insertions. Reading notice advertiking
tea cents per line. iht , lines constitute a
s cow, and twelve lines en inch. Auditor's
notices $2.50. Adininistratora and Klaciatoes
D odoes $2.00. Yearly advertising Sif,o.oo per
column. • •
Tss Bzross.tcss is published in the Item
- Block. at the corner of Ken
- Moore and Nobles . _
and Fine streets, Geer J. N. Coiner's Boot and
shoe store. Its ciradation is over 2000. As an
advertising medium it is unneelled in its ini•
mediate liel4.
Towanda Blaatus DNe cry.
AIWA:A TXArzawr.
ait4.4...pr0-al-Lavr. CASs
JEMS
I, over Pow=tco•
rtaLIF. I. N. in Wood's Block, sou
.1 First F tistiaal Ba Mice nk, up stairs. June 3.2, t h
V)
riLfIBREP. k BON IN C Siam and Ziabree.)
ZI Once in Moroni Block. Park Si. may 14.78
DECK k OVVZION (Beni 1 Peek and .1).1 Orr.
torsi. Offloe over Hill's Market 49•'79
VEBTON & SANDERSON Of Osertos and Jaw
oP.Sasdersos.) °Sloan Aasmsßlock.julyslB
mszWELL. WK. Office • over Day
syrtl ton's S
14 tore
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'WILT. J. ANDREW. Office in Xesn's Block. Pia. \ A.M A.M. I P.M.
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spr 14 . 76 New York 6.30.. 7.401 3.4(
Philadelphia . 8.00 1 ::.. 9.00 41
nAvrEs, c&B,socaus & HALL. ( 1P rik.w. c ol o n 9.20 .... 10.15 5.1
il wll azniodia*. L N WOO Um°. In rear Bethlehem 9.60 .... 10.45 6.
of Ward louse. Batman on Poplar St. (Je13.73 m on o." 10.65 ....110.54 6.
gEaCUR. RODNEY A. Solicitor of Patents. !tench Chunk... ... ......... 11.05 ....111.55 74.
in par
attention paid to business in Wilkes• Barre. 1. 6.00' 2.03 9.4 i
Orphans' Court and to the settlement of estates. unc on
1. it 8 J ti - 1,35 6.35 2.25 10.10
Office in Mongsnye's Block • 0-79 Falls
LaGrange .... 7.02, ... 10.30
7.251,'...... 10.42
lig c PHERSON k YOUNG, 11. Aferkersos gad Tunkbannock . - 2.18 7.33 1 3.03 10.52
iffi. W. I. roomy.) Office southside of Ifercur's 11411009551 7.57 . . 11.:
Block. --,-_, feb Mg Weshoppen 8.04 5.2 8 11.1 t.
Skinner's Eddy -. . 8.19.. 11.33
'aril:al k KINNEY. O ff ice coiner Kam and Isceyville ... • • 9 . 03 8.23 i.i6 11.36
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pine at. Noble's block. second door front. Wialasing .... i... 8.43 4.03 11.55
Collections promptly attended to. feb 178 Frenchtown .. , .... 8.55 -.112.08
Bummerdeld 9.0 i .... 12.17
TITILLIAIII3, ANGLII k BUFFINGTON. (H 11 Standing Stone . .... 9.10 ....,12.24
111 , )pillissie, A' J Lurk and H D Buffisptual. Wysauling 9.191 12.34
Mee west side of Main street. two doors north Towanda 400 950 1 4 43,12.45
of Argus ogles. AU business entrusted to their Ulster ..... ................. ... , 9.4 3 1 4.55 12.5
re will receive prompt attention. oct 26.77 Whin . : 9.521 1.
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&then' 1.i010.001 4.10 1.1,.
aux 11. AND JOHN W. CODDINO, Attor- .Sayre.. 4.4110.10 1 5.20 1.23
net's and ConnesUors.at-Law. Office In the Waverly 4.45 10.20; 5.30 1.30
4 - um= Block, over C. T. Xirby's Drug Store. Endre 5.25 11.10 6.15 2.15
• July 3, 'BO tf. Owego 5.301 .... 6.25 ....
Auburn 8.30 . ... 9.35 ....
MrEENEY, J. P. Attornio.ai-Law. Office in woes 6.10 2 .10 6.40 ....
.ca• Montanye's Block, Wain Street. Geneva 7.41 -5.00 8.14 .....
Sept. 15, 'Bl-U. . Worm 8.40 . 8.50 ..',. •
Rochester 9.507.40 9.40 .
Buffalo 111.40 1 . '112.05 6.0;3
Stagers Palls 1 1.031..,._.1 1.06 9.40
P.M.P.Y.A.111.4.31.
THOMPSON, W. H. and E. A.. Atteineys.at
Law. Towanda , Pa. Mee in Marcia Block,
over 0. T. Birbro Drug Store. entrance on Math
street, first stairway north of Post-deice. AU
baldness promptly attended to. Special atten
tion given tia claims against the United States
for Pensions, Bounties, Patents. etc.. and to
collections and settlement of decedent's es'ates.
'April 21. ly
?HUMANS AND SURGEONS.
TOMMON. T. D., MD. Office over Dr. U. C.
II Porters's Drug More. fob 12.18-
IikTZWTON.Dre .D.N.& F. G. Office at Dwelling
IN on Rim Street. oorner Weston St. fea 12.77
ADD. C. X.. M.D. odes . i.t door &boss old
L teak building. on Main street. SPoeild
St
teatloa given to dlsasses of Os throat and
lungs. • • Pa1y19.78
WOODBURN. B. 11.. X.D. Moe and real.
deuce. Ueda street. north 01 XXXBurzli.
Medical Ruunlner for Pension Dresrizaeat.
feb22.78
DATA& Z. D.. M.D. Moe over. Montertye's
Store. Ogles hours from 10 to 13 eat. and
from 2 to 4 r. it. Special attention Wen to
Diseases of the Eye s and Diseases of the
oat 211.71
frOWICEP. H. L.. 11._D..
a.SOMIOPATIIIO MOW= k Roaasoa.
Sesidenos ales just north of Dr. Oorbon
Wahl street Athos,. Pa.
NOTZLII.
rrEERY HOUSE. Main at., nett corner south
of Bridge street. Sew house and new
furniture throughout. The proprietor has
spared neither pains or espouse in making his
hotel first-class and respectfully solicits s abase
of public patronage. Heals at sill hours. Terms
reasonable. large Stehle attached.
war 8 77 WY. HENRY.
SZCZI? 10C111728.
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VICTATIC/RB POEM . G. -A.. B. Meta
vir everySittardn o. .at Miter? Halt
V. Oviasaarier.
J. R. irmanxes. 441atast. - fob 1.19
nRYSTAL LODGM 10.17. Meets se K. at P.
w Ball over, Monday mains at 7:110. In.
maw* $2.000. Hanolts $.1.00 per week. , Aver
se annual eat. Para i = S U '
Reporter.
Jam Weems, h.. Dictator. rib 22.78
BII4DFORD LOVA. NO. 167. 1. 0. 0. 7. Moot
le Odd Fellow's llall. resty ireeAdZS
It 7 o'clock. • ILtassillri.s. MAU Gros&
PM& 11.71
mons AND NON PAINTING.
D 081". F. E. No. &woad street. All aide
will remise primp attention. jun* 12.15
SDITGAtIONAL:
DW. G. -Oonsty Superintendent. OS*
V dl,l last flotarday of .al l month. over
Tomes k Gordoleo Mug Stem Towanda P.
joly 19.18 .
QUIQUEIIANNA-- COLLEGIATE THITMITE.
160 The FaU Term of tvenly•eight year com
mences on Monday. October 81st. 1881. Forests
lose or other Information. address or call on
the Principal.
ZDWIIt L QIITIIIAN. A. M.
Towanda. P.
nly 19.78
PLUMBER AND 048 FITTER
W11.1.1A3111, RDWABD. Pnotical Plumber
and Oss Fitter. Place of business in Mar
cus Block neat door to Journal aloe moans
Public Square. Plumbing. Gas Fitting. B•pliir•
ng Puma Caen kinds. sad all kinds of Gearing
p romptly attended to. .111, wanting work in his
ne should give him swill. - July 2757
INSURAINCZ.
DIIBI3BLL. 0. 8, Omani Insurance Agency.
AAP
Towanda. P. Ofik* la Whitoomler Book
Store. July 12,74
BESTbwittb.nness now Wore the public. Ton
ain m2esarogiCister a
else. t gpriktr
not
needed. We will start you. $l2 a day and up
wards made at home by the industrious. Yen.
women, boys and girls wanted everywhere to
work for us. Now is thelime. Ton can work in
spas time only 'or give your whole time to the
basis's.. Yon can live at honteand do the work
No other business will pay you nearly's' well.—
No one on tall to- mike enormous pay by gn
rat ones. Costly Colin and terms tree.—
ag made hist, evilly and honorably.' '
Address. Tuve & Co.. Augusta. Maine.
Dec lb—lyr
GREAT STATE TRIAL
e_coatelete sad authestie sword of the
ri
dunoe speeches, addressee, sad studied -Juana
wings of
c i tinigku ASSASSIN
Th. lbinio-!M Maim sad (Wassquintalb-libi -
muss es esyloinedi on tbo Witness Mal by
Hon.taisss O. /Was -Gtobbbsltsoiting Booms
Coast-Lt tryis neokt tie Asistosinil WO-
Sistchis of fan Psiscipti Clissooters ..L_lj.
mia siliPfba
in this worlii•basous (Mains'
wills await is Swirly
_tbs
the wait IlsowslabisTaislinkmation Ilistory.
AGENTS WANTED in way town.
fom A % R sYa. KILLCIJONI 1A TM.
i ß t o o n s d o IG.O ans
Addross. MUM .1=1. 43 CO.. Phns•
- Dec. 22-4 w
KENDALL'S SPAWN CUBE
its Abe* UM !a tis settee as it boos
not Water. mot is pamessaisi eta jWastail ID
reach every fts, NSW gala fa IP ~Ye ea,
boay growth or oast • selimeesebse sub Is
'Mils, Wilds aubsoollees. •ma*
rots endsay lameness Sell all beg
Ms joists Or UMW w slll , le man
end toe say gammas gm whisk a WOW is emit
for men es best. -It is soy isms be be the
beet Wawa( lbe ass ems sold•bdiall mak MI
7•1 motala is 11s elbsts.-
Semi Wrap Ise inestosteil Cestaler *b leb
We web gloss pmetlie-gseef M Mama. No
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ems to sorksinibel" Wei SS voila ma.
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I .114101111 VALLEY &PENNA. AND
NEW YORK RAILROADS.;
ARRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER TIIONS._
TO TAKE EFFECT MAY 15; 1510. •
- 'EASTWARD.
STATIONS. , ii 9 7 9
tam.... mom.. ••••••••••• romman•
1.. P.N. A.*. A.N. P.N.
liira la las ' 9.05 7. 7.15
ft=o 2:50 8. 9.20
itoohasase . t. 5.15 10.30 -1.. ..• • •
Lyons . - 640 11.30 ..... ....'.
Geneva- 6.54 11.661
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Ithaca. 8.35 1.18 1 .....
Auburn. 5.10 8,05 1
0= .. 9.0010
9.10 1.45 9.00 3.45
Waverly 9.45 2.10 9.40 - 415
10.10 2.30.10.00 4.30
I =a 10.15 2.34110.05 4.34
BLUart 10.15
Minor 10.25
Towanda 10 48 3.00 1043 5 . 05
*lnstals.' ' 10.54 5.13
Standing Stone ..... 11.03
Bununandeld ..... 11.19 5.26
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Prenehtown ................ • • • .. K i.. 4 .;
all 11.18 K i s
Wyalusing
lacerrille ' 11.44 3.6411.49 6.03
Skinuerl lady 11.63 0.07
Ntosboppan ..... 1.10 12.10 6.23
Ilehoolany .. 12.16 6.28
Tunkkannock 12.25 4 . ..i5 1.00 7.10
Armee , ..... 1.10 7.2 1
ran 7.30
L. & It Junction .. ... 1.051.1 I 1.45 8. i .]
Wiltw•Barre ° 1.35 5.25 2.20 '8. .
Xenon Chunk
Allentown
Bethlehem -
Easton .7
Philadelphia
1. 3.45 7.30 4.50 11.1 1
4.44 8.21 5.53 12
5.00 8.35 6.05 12.1.
5.30 9.00 6.40 12.
6.55110.35 8.25 2..4
New York
8.051. 9.15 3. ' •
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WESTWARD.
STATIONS.
No. 32 leaves Wyalming st6:oo, A. 11.. French
town 6 . 16 . RummerAeld 6.23, Standing Stone 6.31
Wysauking 11.40. Towanda 6.13, Ulster 7.06, •
all= 1:16, Athens 1:25. Sayre 7:40. Waver
ly 7:55. arriving M Elmira 8:50.
N 0.31 leaves =mils 6:45 P. Y., Waverly 6:85,
Sayre 41:45, Athens 6:50. Milan 6:59, rioter 7:08,
Towanda 7:23, Wysaulling 1:35. Standing Stone
7.44, Rummerdeld 1:52, Frenchtown 8:02, arriv
ing at Wyalusing at 8:15. i
Trains 8 and 16 run Oily.' Sleeping cars on
trains 8 and 15 between Niagara PsUs -and Phila
delphia anjt between Lyons and New York with
out changes. Parlor cars on Trains 2 and • 9
between Niagara Palls and Philadelphia lath
out change, and through coach to and from
Rochester is Lyons.
WY. STEVENSON, Supt.
Salts. PA.. Mu 15, 1881. 'a. AN.Y.R. B.
Miscellaneous Advertisements
WANTED. • .
L good, sococd.bond. ENGINE and BOILER
Address, stating condition and price, M. B. M.
P.O. Box. X. Untidy, Tioga Co.. Pa.
Oct. 27-2m•-tf.
21 'TM MMUS of the Emma=As have
gr arranged so that they are - abl e offer
• the MAW' Singly paper STAR
&AWOL= gang—tor one year to every new
subscriber to the RZIMBLICaII who pays $1.51.
The Ram is a splendid home paper. Specimens
may be seen at this office. or will be sent by ad
dresSing; BANNIR, Hinsdale. It H.
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BRADFORD COUNTY ROAD.
LAWS.
- Just Pub/tithed—A Revised Edition of carno
ehan'ir“ Road laws and Laws relating to Town
ship °dicers in Bradford County, by Serena.
W. Ilven.
!or age at Treasurer's Office, or at 'either
Whitcomb's or Cross's Bookstore. Towanda, Pa.
FARM FOR SALE.
Edtuated in Tarry TOWII.IIIII, 1 mike from
river, where arc stores, post once. church. Viet
mil. .to. Throe miles from station on L. N R.
8.. on a well traveled road; contains MN acres—.
46 viii improvni; good Mime, god orchard. .
grapes, etc.; sad an sualiant spring of water.
and comtbrtatele
Also tor gals house in New Albany bor
ough. Wishing to go west, will soil the above
named psoparty cheap for cash, if sold. soon.
Apply on the farm to MYRON BABCOCK.
Dec 22d—St Terrytown. Pa.
TOF 0 TEL FOR SALE.—I offer the
American Hotel property for sale eta great
barga/a. The
Waters may be seen on the corner
of Bridge and treetin Towanda Borough.
It In one of the beat and most central locations
in the place. There is a good barn connected
with. the property. The free bride and new
depot near to it make this Hotel le for
any one wishing to engage in the business. A
good active man with a small espial can pay for
the property in a short time from the profits.
It was papered and painted new last spring and
is now in emellent condition.
JOSEPH PATIO'S,
Towards, Pa.. Sept. 22.1881-ti.
k awl and Cheap Kansas Paper.
W. are la recipt of the WasELT CAPITAL, an
sight-pap. 4 8 -column weekly paper, published
at Tom, Simms. the Capiad of the State. at
pas Dollar per year, to ass *dramas. It is brim
full of State awe. oorreepondeace, crop notes,
markets, etc.. sad Is. is every respect, a Journal
worth the money asked for It. Those who want
to learn *bout Kalman should send for the CAP
rzu., Address,
Topeka Daily Cajoiltal Pablighing Cbaspany,
4w s T. Kansas.
601.11/ dance to make mone7.—
Tam who always take advantage
ot the good charms 'for making
money that aro offeredjmnendly become wealthy,
while those who do not tiniuuss such chasms cc-
Main in poverty We want many men. women,
boys and girls to work for ni right in their own
loaditten. Any one an do the work properly
from the abut The business *Wm mere than
ten time ordinary wages. Expensive outfit tar
nished
ripidl
tree. No who wages falls to mats
money
7. Y ou
ou can demote your whole time
to Um work, or faiV your spare moments. Pull
iatonnetion sad ell that is needed sent free.
Address. Mien & Co" Portland. Nein*.
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Dee 16-111
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Tuns =rear of sin Trhe and
his Dissesse." naives the best treatment for
all dimes^ ,has SD line eaprevin gs
positions assamed Illun a ll aby ,
BIP houses better than Cell be
MO in regi==table showing doses
of au the es used for the horse
as well as Visit
poison ~a- and antidotes mhos .
25 otis. a large °election oi
lumina •szczerrs. rules for
=the eV et. a horse. with an oneming
teeth of each par and a largo mount
of other vatinbao horse talormatioa. Hundreds
of horsemen -hare pronounced it worth more
then books eseting $ll and $lO. The fact that
MA shoosin slant one pear bidnre it was re.
wised how popular the book is; The re.
'Med edition Is woos sum isTitaanknos. Bann
son a enatolus. Iteellnli 111,112111 D. Dr. .t. B.
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1613. MIME V. SNELL.
We read iu - tne sacred traditions of yore.
'of the, Beantifill Gate, on the "'evergreen
shore."
Where the souls - to - whom we ministering
COMO
And gave. words of c A mtort in "Jesus
name,"
,
'Will meet us with welcoitne, will trate)/ And
wait,
To guide us in safety through the Beautiful
Gate.. : . . ' • I
• •
Oh i those Beautiful Gates in the mandidtni
of blies, • -,
Whose walls aro of jasper, and pale ame
thyst; •
Onthe north, on the math, the east, and
the west, •. •
The twelve gates of pearl, in the• land of
the blest; • • .
What_records await us; we shall neat
Those gates, and pass over the streets di
pure gold!
All hUnor and glory to Him who bath
wrought
For God's living temple, his treasures of
thought!
The jewels. Ho plucked are garnered with
care
to the crown of the Master they over shine
fair;
And . gleaming above "the bright starry
throne,
Shall be the sweet welcome, "Well done
faithful one I"
MILAN, Pa., Deo. 20,1881. y
PAULINA.
White as the wings of the sacred dove,
Descend the snowflakes and robe the ground;
White u the veil ()Übe bride of love ‘
::Or shroud of the virgin dead inwoand—
girbite as Ulm. but nut whiter found
Than thy snowy breast, Pauline.
' Softly they fall over sea and land;
Sort as the dew of the breath of May; •
• Soft aithe clasp of a shy child's hand;
With touch would not wake a sleeping fay
Soft as these, and softer than they,.
Is thy. Velvet kiss, Pauline.
t he ciods where the snows descend
o 3 heait tying there at rest;
the marble that tells of the end;
e glacier on Elbnry's crest—
wee, not so cold as thy breast,
testi in thy breast, Pauline.
—The Boston Vanscript.
• Cold as
Cold as tl
Cold ag.
Cold as tL
Cold u
Arttiol
A *4SH EMVQAGEDIENT.
'Now, Gerard, I shall count ou yoU.'
'My detir aunt,' said - Gerard Fay, tak
ing her hand and looking? her spark
ling face with intense gravity, "do noth
ing of the sort.: I protest against it.
You brave inveigled 'me to your country
seat with perfumed sote3 and honeyed
flitteries. I yield; for who bat a mad
man could struggle ..against destiny in
such i shape? But encroach no fur
ther. 1 - I consent to be- ornamental—to
adorn' our barosche, to accompany vo‘t .
to church and stare dawn the loungers
at the door; but - I utterly and entirely
refuse "to be useful.. I will not fari
plethoric dowagers I gill not waltz
with boarding school misses, int,r sing
duets, nor bring shails, nor clasp brace
lets, nor—by Jove, who's that ?'
Mrs. L'Aymar 'smiled mischievously.,
'Nellie Parker, the clergyman's daugh
ter. Shall I introduce you ?'
'By no means r It is a lovely high
bred face, though—clearly cut as a
cameo, and those soft, unfathomable
eyes ! Do you remember —Dominie
Cheno's Sybil ?'
'Welcome to Mapleweibd,' said: a gay
voice behind him.
Gerard started and bit his lips.:
• 'Why did you not tell me Kate Irwin
was here ?' he said in a vexed undertone
to his aunt, nut . Mrs. L'Aymar bad glid
ded away, and Gerard had nothing for
it but to seat himself resignedly by the
lady—a dashing brunette, ;becomingly
arrayed in Muslin dress and garden hat,
4ho • was watching Mr. Fay' with a
somewhat amused smile.
'Again I say. welcome to Maple
wood,' eh° repeated. 'lt was vastly
kind of Mrs. L'Aymar to send for you.
The country is such a bore, and per
haps you can amuse me; you •did not
used to be quite so stupid as the rest id
town.' -'•
ICDwAnD Zoi
'Cool, that 1' thought Gerard. Then
aloud: "I should be most happY to be
amusing to Miss Irwin had not enter- .
ed a solemn protest against anything
of the sort. I came here to enter
tained. • So to commence, whose here ?'
'Why do you ask, since the !villa is
the inevitable rechanffee of the town
house. Mrs. Poplin is here with Des
demona, &raminta and Amanda.
.'You should see how they take to in
nocence, white muslin and .new !aid
eggs. Desderaona, who was'.a young
lady when I was in short clothes, sits on
a low stool and wears baby waists, and
Amanda has got a kitten and puts up'
her hair in curl papers regularly. Then
there's Ada Golbeok, the blue, and
Cob, who waltzes so divinely; and
that inating little Mrs. Tempts
Stowe, and Captain Gresham, whom
everybody is crazy about, .and you're
bumble servant. That's all, I believe.'
'Who is that young' lady 7' asked
Gerard, pointing to Miss . Patker, who
still; sat at the window. •
really don't know,' coldly answer
ed Miss Irwin; 'but she looks stupid
enough, however, to be the daughter of
some country magnate, whom your
polite aunt conceives it her duty to pro
pitiate. There's the dressing bell."
'Thank heaven l' ejaculated Gerard,
aloud, as Miss Irwin swept from the
room: 'Now-that the womankind 'are
safe for at -least an hour, I may get a
nap. What a bore this gallantry is, to
bemire i Why couldn't I have said to
that consummate coquette, I'm con
foundedly sleepy It you'll permit
me, I'll go and, dream of yeti eyes.'
All the while hi+ was jeisirely extend
ing himself on a slight settee that he
had drawn up before one of the deep
bay windows, every now an4:then mak
ing a sally at an impertinent ',Mosquito,
who hummed and-bnzsed in is ear with
irritating persistency.. • ,
Throng the_wavinifgartalT 4 , he 001411
dindy•see tbe level, sloping lawn, the
trees" Wietionlesi in the boon heat, the
cows standing in the pond beneath their
shade; the low.splash of the water, the
shrill_ song of the graashoppers grew
fainter And fainter on hie eat his eye
,011xied—A!azz,' was that
mosquito again t •
D. M. BELL.
prrrWrl
JAIL A. Bums
EniaseN
4 , GOVEREMENT:OP THE PEOPLE:IMAM 'PEOPLE Anr - POle TnE_PEOPLE.''
• • - , : • • .
rilev . i - 1
jumping riP is rage, if be haite't
ten my nose IT Ho is a- greater torment
than a woman, and , that'a—'
He stopped short in , dismay, .for„
from the recess of the window issue'
peal of clear, ringing laughter, -and be
fore him stood the young lady who had
already enacted his attendee.
'Don't be alarmed, sir,' ebe.ssid, still
laughing. 'lt is oily the kit of the ,
'womankind' whom you accidentally
made a prisoner, and who promises not
to betray all the treason Toe Wive ut
tered against her sex it you will permit
her to retire.')
'Not till I have convinced you that my
remarks could, in no way apply to you,'
said Gerard, 'us I wastnet talking of
the angels.' .
'Spare yonr compliments,' ketuined
Nellie, 'or keep them for Miss Irwin or
the Misses_ Poplin ! P. am a simple
country glrl incapable ref appreciating
them.'
4 ,ith ! I see you are revengeful.'
- NM the eginhary, I forgive you.'
'Proof
'Bow ?'
`By permitting me to act as your
escort to dinner.'
Nellie seemed in danger of enother lit
of laughter. She, who could have sot
the. table, cooked the dinner, and eaten
a good share of it afteiliard, escorted to
the table like one or those languishing,
city ladies, who screamed at the eight of
a ow, and didn't know' corn from as
paiagns, except when it' was cooked !
What would father and mother and Bob
say-to that ? Controlling her mirth as
Wellas,she was ablt;, she signified her
assent:' and when Miss Irwin sailed into
the dinlng-room it was to find the ele
gant, fastidious Gerund paying 'assidu
ous court to the little country' girl, who
received it as a matter of course.
Still, that was the least provoking
part Qf the affair.- ' •
Poor Cobham; whose evil genius had
decreed that on that day be Should act
as cavalier servant to the angry belie,
Kate's angry glances chilled his very
marrow; and scared all the small talk
ont'of him. • ' .
Miss Irwin was not only a belle, but
eligible to the extent of
. $150,009; and
who knows what schemes had been run
ning, in the little lady's. politic 'head
when she invited Kate to 'spend the
summer with her.
'At any rate,' as she observed to her
husband afterward, *I douldn't ejt there,
yen, know, and see Gerard 14aking him
self ridiculous, and the Puplips and
Mrs. Temple Slowe lookin on' 7 --who,
Of course, would tell it all over town.'
So, after a side glance at the bronze
titao-piec3, Mrs. L'Aymar Oil in her
sof i tst tunes:
'My dear little Nellie, I' am sorry to
lose you, bat I promised your father
you should return , the mcniaent the clock
struck three, and b'o'w exact he is V.
Nellie flushed to her, very temples,
for she, her teen ; , ha @,d -to spend 'the
day, and well understood the reason of
he sudden change in Mrs.' L'Aymar.
-'John shall drtve.you home;' said the
,atly, feaxing,perhaps, she had gone too
far, 'and I shall 'try to persuade your
father—' -
'To boa little lest lend,' broke in
Gerard, with a scornful emphasis; 'bat
John need not tare the trouble to har
ness his horses, for mine, if my orders
have been ob'eyed, are already at the
door, and I shall be only too happy to
drive Miss Parker home.'
And he did take her home, spite of
the ill-coacealed wrath of Mrs. L'Aymar
and the / fascinating Miss Irwin; and
when hp reached the old farmhouse in
vited himself to go in (Nellie cc-mid
never have had the courage), and claim- .
ed acquaintance with her father on
the strength of a boxed ear once receiv
ed from the' . dominie when a boy and at
home during a vacation, and compli
mented brother Bob on hie farming and
Mrs. Parker on tier. bouspwifery, and
stayed to tea and talked politics and
theology andeverything but love, which
be contented himls.elf With looking at
Miss Nellie.
Day after , day saw his stylish turnout
dashing down the green, shady s ane
that led to the dciminie's and it was a
standing joke of 4iis g.Tdona that 'MO
was gon3g for theOnsolation of religion.'
The very dogslaround the place came
to know him, rhile no. damask rose
ever glowed as ttid Nellie's cheek when
she heard the mini° of his horse's hoofs
galloping on - the road.
Mrs. L'Ay.mai's indignation knew. no
bounds.
'The way Gerard goes on with that
girl is / ridiculottS,' she said to gate Ir
win, ''and I eCosider it my, duty to
interfere.'
'Then he will assuredly marry her,'
responded the lady,,coolly. 'Can yon
not see that he is only amusing him
self ? Oppose, him and he, is capable of
any folly. Leave him alone and he
will soon tire of his new-found toy.'
Reasoning on , widely different princi
ples.t Mrs. Parkeir had arrived at the
sameconclusion,. land sadly and anx
iously she watcho the gradual changes
in Nellie,'s demeanor:
'Old Martha 411srme you never visit
her, lately,' shiffeaid to her daughter,
one,afternoonji I
A bright flush crimsoned Nellie's
cheek. '
'So she hat been , complaining, has
she ? Tiresonle old woman 1' ,
'And Miss Goodwin, has mentioned
to me,'continffed her . inother, without
appearing to ;notice Nellie's' tone, 'that
you are gelded) or never at the Thurs
day prayer ineethigs.'
don't believe,' returned Nellie,
'that, we .ought always to ho singing and
praying, and' !Visiting old women. lam
younger, andl want to enjoy life.'
- 1
'Who gave lett life ? answered Mrs.
Parker; land 'iiii , l 4ong is it since you
found it weatisoma to praise and serve
God?. Ah Nellie. since Me.
'There it 'ilialfahr,' interrupted Nellie;
'always lir:Fity I Everything his' fault.
NVli# has hi'u done, I = should' like to
huqw, that ypu Abate him mix'
'nate lad! '
. Ah.f Nellie, how' blind
; , " . ' . m l'4'! itssiTstril iv al . that man ,_
i . ; .::
;*-ss.
""-Ateti 4E retirttia WelliOtidlfici
,-;-:, --- ..,: ' ,--.:, - ...._,
never love? Am. l the - first one in the - The jackrabbit is , an .10babibiliCOf
- a
family who has ever been in lOvell , Texas and some other Western 'States.
'Nellie, has Mr. Fay ever asked you He is often called the 'mule-eared tab-
to marry hiin r - . . • bit,' and, by the cowboy, is familiarly
Nellie was silent.. 1 • • . spoken of 'as the Etimley.' Htt is not al
'Has he ever' told you that ho loved rabbit at all; A rabbit is an unobtrus
ive little animal, who is found by setaiol
'l don't care if he hasn't, * answered boys, in a hole in the, ground at theend
Nellie, rubbing. . 'I know he does,, and of a long track in the snow. The so
f don't see Why you want to make 'me called' jack-rabbit is quite a diflerent
l so miserableoled Isvish I was dead—l kind of soup-meat. He is identical with
do.' 1 , . the British hare, except that he is larger,
At this interesting juncture arrived his color lighter; 'and bin ears much
llr. Gerard Fay. Mrs. Parker not feet- longer. His avoirdupois is about
ing desirous to meet, vanished through twelve pounds and his ears measure,
a side' door, and ; Nellie, unable to con- from tip' to tip, about sixteen inches.
trol herself or dissimulate, -, without in. He dpes not burrow in the ground.: He
tending to do so, alloied Gerard to lies under cover of a bunch of , prairie
guess the secret of her distress, and he, grass but is, very seldom found at home,
feeling unusually Magnanimous after an 1 his office hours being between sunset
1 extra bottle of champagne and. Moved and reprise: He is to befound during
by the sight Of beauty. in tears, forth- the dzy' on the Open pra i rie, where he'
with offered: himself and was . acce pted. feeds on the tender shoots of the tries-
'There, I told you so,' said Mrs. L'- quite or sage grass. He is not a fern- I
Amer, furiously, to Kite. ' dons animal, as a stranger might be led
o.4.slieep caol, l ' was the ftejoinder, 'and to suppose from an oaamiltatlou of what
let us go and call on the. bride-elect. Purports to be .his pidture under the
Frank Rushleigh will, be . down next alias of 'The Texan Hare,' in Governor
week, and then We shalt see what; we Roberts' book. The jack-rabbit has
shall see.'r several - enemies, among them the cow-
And' Mrs. L'Aymar, having no small boy, who 'shoots . him with his rifle; the
confidence in her !cool-headed friend; coyote and the dog, that try to run• him
waited• patiently until Mr. . E as hi e i g b, down, and the Governor of Texas above
Gerard's intimate friend,' should arrive. alluded to, who libels him in his boo*.
When that impoitant : personage made He has two ways of protecting himself
his appearance, it is to be Kean -filed against his enemies._ One is to squat
that the ladies enlisted him at once, as, when he suspects danger and fold his
shortly after his-aitival,'hOtook occasion ears along his sides: By 'doing this he
to' remark to Gerard: often escapes obsetvatidn, as only his
, 'That's rattier a pretty girl,' point- back is exposed; the colds of which hu
ng to Nellie. 'Pity she is sneh, a dowd monizes with the brown of the withered
figure and dresses in snob a Sandwichwhich he uses
grass. Thd other plan,
Island style.' - when discovered and pursued, is to
Gerard said nothing—being absolute. create remoteness between himself and
ly dumb with astonishment. Nellie his pursuer.' In giving his whole at
dowdy and badly dressed ? Was that tention to this matter when necessary,
the jtalginent of Frank Rashleigh, who he is a stupendous success and earnest
was a well-known connoisseur in fe, to a fault: When disturbed he unlim
male beauty—on his pearl—hia * lily of hers his long legs, unfurls his ears, and
maidens, as he had fondly termed her ? goes off with abound. He generally-
Was he, indeed, so blind ? stops . after running abOnt a hundred
- Rashleigh soy the shot had taken ef: Yards and looks back to see if his pur
fect and wisely forbade further vim, suer is enjoying the chase as much as
ments at that time. He then turned he thought he would, and then he leaves
his attention td Miss IrWin, whom -he for parts unknown: There are many
pronounced ,'a pe r fectly elegant .woma n
n fast things, from an ice boat to a note
maturing In the bank, but nothing to
and faultlessly beautiful.' , .
.1 equal the jack-rabbit. An unfounded
'Maybe sia;' dryly answered rGerard,
''brit I prefer the! half opened rosebud rumor gets .around pretty lively, but
to the tulip.' . ! ' could not beep up with him for two
Spite of which, ere long he virtually
blocks. .
transferred himself and 'his attentions to When an ordinary car - dog . tries to
Miss Ilwin, who concealed her delight expedite a jack-rabbit route he makes a
under an affection of cold dignity. humiliating failure of it. He only gives
SOinetimes Nellie's paling cheeks, the rabbit gentle exercise. The latter
after an unusually protracted absence, merely throwing up his ears, and, under
smote him with a keen sena of self: easy sail, skims leisurely along, tacking
reproach; • : • _ occasionally to give the funeral proces
-1 _ 'But she ought to have n derstood .
sion time to catch up. • Bat if you want
mo from the first,' ho argued. - 'Reason to see velocity, nigent speed and precip
i should shown her our entire incompati- "tatted haste you have only to turn loose
bility.,
at grey-hound in the wake of a jack-
Singularly enough, reason ad elitirP-'
ly failed to perform her du in/the '
li - rabbit. Pursued by. a grey-hound he
will 'let himself out' in a manner that
- 8'44 staireof Nellie's love, tin' she had would astonish a prepaid half-rate mes
stepped in now and suggest d that a sage. If he is a rabbit that has never
man who had behaved like Gerard Fay had any experience, with a grey-hound
must be aliko devoid of principle, or before, be will start off at an easy paCe,
common good feeling, and could not rbut as he turns to wink derisively at what
therefore be` considered 'Very serious 'he supposes to be an ordinary yellow
less by 'any sensible -girl. ' - ' - dog, he realizes that there is a force in
Whereupon Nellie took heart and nature hitherto unknown to him, and
grew prettier and more blooming than his look of astonishment; alarm and dis
ever. ' ' ' ; , gust, as
,he furls his cars and promptly
One day as she was walking leisurely declines -the nomination, is amusing.
along the little path that wound 'through Under such circumstances he goes too
the beautiful weeds from 'whence. the . fast for the eye to follow his movements,.
a
village derived its , name, she suddenlynd presents the optical illusion of a
streak of jack-rabbits a mile and a half
found hersli , face , to face with Gerard
Lay. ' • . longs—Austin (Texas) Siftings.
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Her first impulse was to 'tarn back.
Her second to , bow stiffly: ,Her third to,
Speak in the most cordial manner imag
inable, which she accordingly did'.
Gerard's salutation was by no means
so unembarrassed, but instead of pas
sing on, as he might.have done, ho con
tinued to walk by her side, discoursing
ou the weather the scenery, the last
new novel;, 'and growing! more and
more desperate at Nellie s unmistakable ,
indifference—till at last he frankly told
Nellie 'the story of his shoitcomings
with regard to her, taking care to.color
it slightly and practicing -a little arith
metic-upon it in the way of substractions
and additions, winding .up by asking
Nellie to take him this time for better
or worse.
Whereupon Nellie, who listened to
the whole with a perfectly immovable
countenance, quietly asked:
'Have you finished, Mr. Fay ?'
rYes,' replied the gentleman, some
what doubtfully.
'Very well. air, I have only to "say
that I cannot marry a man I do, not
love—could not marry a man, I did not
respect, Mid could mot respect the man
who bad 'not the 'principle to refrain
from entering into rash engageMents,
the honor to keep them, , but senile to
attempt to patch them up when broken.
tioixl-morning, Mr. Fay.'
- -- And so ended Gerard'a campaign for
ism: •
A - GREAT Warrr.-40ur. talented young
men need more stores-to work in; there
is no doubt 'about it. They need con
genial occupation. Clerking is th'e great
business of the age with onr young men;
and every man who has sons should
have a store for them to clerk in. The
eountry don't need farmerii - ,and mechan
us, and blacksmiths, and-wheelwrights,
and lshoemakers, and ditchers, and
min*, and - all • sorts of mechanics. It
needs store§ in which young men can
part their hair in the middle, and use
Lubin's exteacis on their handkerchiefs,
and dress nicely, and brush their hair
as often as they please, and stay in the
shade all - day long, and'; , not iavo any
hand-hardening, back-breaking work to
do. This it§ That our country , needs—
itores for the young mee. : Why don't
'philanthropists take up this matter ?
There is no limit to northern abuse
and slander ei • Texas. A New York
paper says there: is a candidate down•
here id Texas so unpopular that a crowd
refused ! to drink with him., What is
the matter with that Candidate ? As an
Irishman said. 'Hatt these lies that are
told akont Texas are not time.'--Teras
SOings.
jigekrizabbAt ofrezat
7- The
- A STORY or Tim RoAn.—Maty anec
dotes are told of the ingenuity of trav
elers tq conceal valuable property from
highsv4men. We read of some who
carried colinterfeit coin, for the purpose
of handing it out on demand and divert
jug search tor genuine Coin concealed
about the person. There is a story of
number of ladies and gentlemen,-travel
ing by coach over a very lonely• , and
- dangerous road, who entertained each
other with tales of highwaymen, and the
various stratageins resorted to for , the
safe-keeping 'of valuables. One young
lady incautiously admitted that'she had
concealed o hundred pounds in hor right .
shoe. Shortly afterward the coach waa
stopped, and tho passengers wero
pelled to surrender theirpurses and
watches. The robbers, dissatisfied with
the meagreness of their booty, declared
that they would ,search the baggage if a
hundred pounds more were not forth
coming. 'You will find lust that amount
in the right shoe of the young lady op-,
posite,' said a quiet, middle-aged gen;
tleman, who had been silent during the
whole proceeding. i The shoe was
promptly removed,and the highwaymen,
after taking the money, and politely
complimenting their victim on the pret
tiness of !her foot, allowed the coach to
pioeeed. The young lady was inconsol
able. The middle-aged passenger was
roundly denounced as an accomplice Of
the highwaymen, and threatened with
arrest at the first stopping place. But
on arriving there he disappeared before
this could be carried out. The next
morning, the young lady was agreeably
surpilsed by a very handsome remit
tance,several times the amount of the losa
from the sup Posed accomplice (who had
managed to obtain her address,) with
the explanation that his trunks contain
ed ten thousand pounds, which worild
have been. lost had the highwaymen
broken open the baggage. 1-
A. Lrritr. Sum-meth—From the o -
lowing story, it may be suspected that .
the average Texas sheriff is a little skep
' Heal: A condemned. murderer named
Wright desired to be baptized. A Bap.
tist clergyman was sent for, and Wright
was taken to Trinity 'River. But the,
sheriff had his suspicions. To bin' it
seemed more _likely that Wright was
efter a chance to commit suicide; and
so he, too,
r aceempanied
,the procession.
When thef reached the river, the sheriff
tied a rope around the condemned man,
_and,- when the ceremony finally took
place, the sheriff stood like a fisherman
on the bank with the line in hiti hand,
while the minister - proceeded with the
11 3 4tomaTon AT , 'MC &amigo's
Tokut: 7 -gra. Partington the re
feitOry fable,-her facoiaiiitV TA-
B - diction, her bonnet hanging, by its
String from the back other. chair, and
her benevolent spectacles contemplating
the surroundings. -
"What will you be 'helped to?"
whispered a gentle voice in her ear.
"Thank you, dear, for your polite
attenuation," she replied, looking . be
nignly upon the charming attendant;
"I will take, if you please, a-cup of ob
long tea, with milk and sugar—nct too
sweet—and if-you will be sure that it is
not made of ' the eolymosinary 'water,
that the, doctor wrote about, I shall be
much obliged."
"Ho*. are you enjoying
.the., fair?"
asked Dr. Spooner, as he dropped into
the vacant chair alongside of her, 'come
what to her surprise.
.4 dare say," said she, she scanned
- Abe list of delicacies lying befere her,
I shall enjoy it with my • tea.
When one is , decomposed by walking
there is - nothing like a cup of tea to , re
store equaltabraham, an] there is
enough to saturate the appetite and give
strength to the . exasperated limbs.
This is different, Doctor, from the poor
soldier's fare, with only hard tactics and
the long roll to sustain them, to say
nothing of the avalanches; and how
they could stand it, it is hard to see."
"I went" by my inquiry," said be, "to
learn how you were enjoying the fair—
the 'Bazaar'—designed to secure a home
for disabled veterans." -
'AV she replied, with a fervor that
seemed to add to the exhalation from
the decoctionnow set before her; "it ,
is a grand display of patriotism and do
nation for those who helped us in our
hour of need, when cotton cloth was
sixty cents a yard and huger thirty
three; and it has my warm corporaticin.'
' 'She went out with the_ Doctor, and
Made him interest himself• in many
schemes for swelling the fund.
PArmilleumms.—A new invention in
the barrelkl 'tie seems to be a very valua
ble article. It is made of pulp, 'sub
jected to an enormous pressure. The
advantages claimed for_ the invention
are its lightness, durability and cheap
ness. The body of the barrel is• all
made in one
~ piece, from coarse wood
pulp. The pressure to - which it is sub•
jected is four hundred tons. The heads
of the barrels are made in one piece in
the same way, and when put together
the barrels are exceedingly light, strong
and satisfaetory in every ray apparent
ly. There are two kinds, one for fruit,
flour and other. dry- substances, the
other for oil, lard, and
. liquids of all
kitids. _lt is said that a flour barrel.
Made in this way, and - filled, can be
dropped from a . wagan to the-pavement
without injury, Fruit packed in these
-receptacles keeps longer than when tint
up in the usual way, being dryer and
excluded from the air. • The barrels for'
liqtiid substances are made by subject
ng the first form to a simple precut,
and oil can be kept in them without
any leakage. The &Min! in cost is
about fifty per Cent. Steps are being
taken for the formation of a company
to manufact nre barrels. tubs, etc., by
this new process. About thirty thous
and dollara will be necessary. to carry
on the enterprise, which can hardly
fail to be profitable. •
OnrwritTnovznip.—The following
are some of Abe in t finite number of
Oriental proverbs: ; )
It is easy to movit a little donkey.
The nightengale was shut up in a l
golden cage, but she still cried, "My
home, my home."
Two captains in one ship will surely.
sink her.
The fox ends by getting into the fur-
•
minds heal) but not t h ose
rier's shop.
• Knifr
..&nife wt.
produced by a word. •
The head is a crystal palace; once
broken, it can never be mended.
With patience, sour grapes becone
sweetmeats and mulberry leaves turn to
satin.
At eight of a glow-worm, the timid
cry "Fire."
A fly is nothing, but it spoils the ap
petite. I -
The apple and the pomegranate trees
disputed which was fairer, when the
thistle exclaimed: "Brethren, let us not
quarrel." •
C °EPEE. —We Americans drink a good
deal of coffee. Some of it is atrocione.
Iy bad coffee and a good deal of it ismot
coffee 'at all. A certain noted man who
was very fond of a cup of genuine co
fee, is said to have stepped at a count
inn and said to the proprietor.—.
'gave you any ohickory ?'
`Yes sir '
I •
Tring it to me.' •
A can was brought to him.
''ls this all you have in the house ?
have one more can only.'
'Well. bring that.' -
It was brought:
'Now; said the noted., man, kilacing
the cans otchickory in his pocket, 'go
and make me a, cup - of coffeee , '
li the Amtrican people could *lace in
its . pocket all base imitations! of the
fragrant berry, a cup of good coffee
would not be a rarity. A good deal of
our coffee comes from Brett'. Last
year we imported from 'that 'country
about 422,000,000 pounds of: 'coffee.
The annual coniumpticin of Mocha,
Java and Rio is valued at over $lOO,-
000,000. Put that in Your cut and stir
it. The best Mahe comes from the
Province of Zemen, in Arabia.i All
others, as paragraphers would say, are
hollow Mocharies. Java coffee comes
from Java, Sumatra and Borneo. The
meting of coffee is a business by itself,
and 'the modern coffee roaster
_browns a
ton and a half of:coffee in forty-five
minutes. Men who wilt at the coffee :
roasting trade never drink coffee. They
belie enough of the aroma at their regu
lar business. .
Why do girls kiss each other, while
boys do not ? Beeanse, girls have noth
ing better to kiss, and the boys have.
$1.50 a Yeai, in Advance.
NO. 33
ALMILNICAN IDZAZ.O
kndePendont 7 0 ang man;
`A tight4dild*Vstoff young min;
A doep comprehomdble.
glain-opoklng•semdble. ' •
Thoroughly self 7 msde iotwit man.
A not-to-be- beaten young man;
Au up-to-the-front young Man;
A genbine, plucky, -
Happi-go-lucky,
'Try-it-agaln young wan.
A knowledge-seeklng.young man;
A. real wide•awake youbg man;
A working-m-season,
Find-out-the-reason, .
Not-too-smart-to•learn young man.
A look-oat-for-other young Man;
A practice not preach young man;
Kind, sympathetic, '
Not-all-theoretic,
One-in-a-thousand young man.
An affable, courteous young man;
A know-what-to-say young man;
A knight of true chivalry,
Frank in delivery, j
Making-his:mark young man.
A now-a-days scarce young man;
bard-to-be-found young man; '
A perfectly-self-possessed,
Not always-over•dreased, 7
Hind-that-I-like young man;
—Cincinnati amuneicial.
SELECTED HUMOR.
There is no change so sad to contem-:,
plate as the last ten cents left from a
ten-dollar bill.
ItisSaill that sharks viill,not bite a.
swimmer who keeps his legs in motion.
If you can keep kicking longer than
shark can keep waiting, you are all
right.
This is the way the Chicago Times
puts:.. 43luiteau wishes a suspension of
public opinion for one year, and public
opinion wishes a suspension , of -Guiteau
for about 20 minutes.'
The Solid Mlleloon makes this toubh
lug appeal to delinquent subscribers:
'Gentlemen, we must have wealth. The
nights are growing cold, and this thing
of forcing a ten cent - mnstard plaster to
do the work of an all-wool ttnarrsbirt is
growing monotonous.' -
_ . .
There never was a better example of
the witty and concise form of expres
sion common to the real Western Amen
can than the answer of the grim "man
of the Sierras, who, when asked_ about
the character of a neighbor,:senten
tiously replied: `'Af.isterl, I don't know
very much about him; but my impres
sion is that he'd make a first-class !Aran
,
ger.'
truele Mose had been negotiating for
thb renting' of sha . nty, on Austin
Avenue, frdm Uncle nice, 'who is quite
a wealthy property owner and' who is
very sharp. Uncle Nace asked Mose
if he had read over the lease he had to , .
sign. 'Yes, I has , read it;' but I_don't
see no mention ob do stable.' What
stable ?".I.)e-stable for de donkey wico
didn't hab no better sense den to sign
dat ar dbokerment.'
; Once upon a time a woman died, and,
as the mourners were carrying her to
the grave, they tripka - aggircivatiunri -
and let the coffin fall. She revived,
having been only in a deep trance.'
Two -years after she really died, and as
they were carrying her down the same
road and neared the flame stump, the
disconsolate widower sobbed: 'Steady,
there ! Be very, very careful 1' -
GIRLS Mao MUSTACHES. What . the "
average girl • doesn't }know about , mus
taches nobody can tell her. • It would
be the most, outrageous presumption.
Some people have one idea about a mus
tache and some another, but there is no
mistake about it oti thopart of a young
woman. She knows exactly what the
mustache is for; and therO,is no one who,
can get quite as much use out of it as
the girl who fully understands her bus—
iness. The mustache, she kziows very,
well, is made to season kisses with, and
in- many instances kisses derive more
than two-thirds of their sweetness from
the character of the mustache. Some
thing depends upon the color sometimes,
and often the texturdis a matter of real
consideration. To some, ii hoirever, the
mustache in any color or -in an 3 way is
such a perfectly lovely thing that the
girl is not Particular as to; small matters
if it is only a—mustache. That there
shall be a mustache is entirely essential-
There would be uo real sweetness in
life without it and not one girl in eight
hundred would ever falkin love if it were -
not fur the mustache. 1 , It is just the .
nicest thing ever invented to fall in love
with and no _ young man in his right
mind ever fella to take advantage of it.
The mustache ought to be given plenty
of room to :grow, and -let us hope the
drought of last summer las not retarded
ry h.—Philadelphia Timei.
_
A young lady, who has a slight defect
in the off eyes entered a drug store the
other afternoon and:called for a glass of
soda water. The .clerk mistook the
movement of the optic for the usual
hint, and ten minutes after the woman
left the store she felt an irresistable de-
Sire, to • sing "We--hic--go home jilt_
moruin'," and her necktie "persisteilin ,
crawling around under • her !left ear.
Drug clerks ought .to exercise a little ,
more caution.
Ah ! so yon are the young man from
Bethany who wishei to learn the busi
ness.' Are you ?' said a - • New Haven
merchant, "recently: 'Yes, sir,' was the
respectful reply. 'Let's see. Are you
quick at - figures ?' 'Tolerably.' *lf a
man should buy 150 yards of calico, at
thirteen cents a yard, how much would
it come to ?' 'A man that would, pay
thirteen cents'a yard 4 for calico, when
he could get it in maiket for four cents,
fifteen off- for immediatecash, would
come to want mighty sudden.' - The
young man was engaged.
Ring the belie 6171.7, -
The New Tear has come;
Turn the leaf gayly. -
We'ie swore o 4 by gam
- Resolutions aretteilded—
We will keep them. do fear
They7l be found gory useful
. • About this time next year;
For' we stand by the statement, which we
think not a bold one—
That a fresh resolution is not so good is an
- old one.
=I
—ambridge Vibune.