E
FACTS AND FANCIES.
Shingled roofs shed water, and shingl
ed boys are apt to shed tears. 4-
Mr. Mimi' t lives in He is
not a very prominent citizen, tat his
name is a 'household word.l,
Time changes all things. , From ro
mantic the young man comes to a rhea-
When you reach the plane of man
hoodo it is quite natural tbat7on should
indnlge in a lit ,1 3 shaving. ;
Nlienever fl d for visits a cemetry ,he
sees the figure/ of patients on several
monuments smiling at grief.
Alcibiades, long since deceased, was
a 'crank.' Anyhow, history says be
paid ,£250 for a dog.
•
The min who can ,see sermons in
running brooks is most apt to go and
look for fheni on Sundays when trout
are biting.
The turkey makes a good Thanksgiv
ing dinner, but if you want to provide
h.sndsomely for a par family, give
them it gold eagle.
The'pzoverb says: The good die
youn,2.' That settles it. We change
our Methol of life. We don't desire- to
die immediately.
It is said that the new horse disease,
pinkeye,: On be caught by human .
beings. There is nothing strange about
this. Po toes had it many years ago.
Becentli, at the launching of a ship,
the orator Of the occasionmade a bow,
pitched his voice and delivered a few
stern remarks in masterly style.
'I. notice that you always sit at your
wife's left, Mr. Miggs."Yes,' frauk:y .
returned Miggs: 'that's 'the side her
glass eye is on:'
It is said that Guiteau' is suffering
from softening of the brain. Possibly,
but no alarming symptoms of softening
of his cheek have yet been noticed.
,A young lady on Madison street now
hums, 'Meet me at the grate, love,' the
ex:a weather necessitating a change
from 'Meet me at the gate, love.'
The Boston Post is authority for the
statement that an aesthete, in English,
vacantly paid $6OO for a couple of blue
china ginger pots. and the gentleman
who owns a $350 dug thinks the 'esthete
812 ass.
'I tell fon,' exclaimed the theatre
manager, 'that Miss Buskin had a splen
did reception. The house was fairly
ablaze with enthusiastr ."Yes' said
Fogg, dryly, 'as the house was all paper
it was easily set ablaze.'
When raw York policemen want to
make an arrest they stand on a corner
and yell 'Free Lunch.' If the criminal
doesn't coma in on the run, they think
he's dead.
G orgia sports of ti goose over 40
years of age. The proprietor is obliged
to keep a watch over it, though, to pre
vent neighboring boarding house men
from Eiw:wing it.
'Come on, boys,' =let iag
yesterday morning, 'let's go down to
the pond with our skates. - - If it ain't
frozen so -we can skate, we can go in-
swimming,'
A telephone is a mighty handy thing
'it° have in the family when you want
to order something and have not the
cheek to ask the, man, to] his face, to
give you more credit. Yta it is. '
- And add a few for good couni:"Ask
no woman her age.'says avrent writer
on social-ethics. Of course not. Ask
her next beat lady friend. She will
never fail to give the information.
A South End man advertised for the
meanest dog in the city. Hie idea was
that people are so fond of their own dog
that they wouldn't bring a single ani
mal to But he lost his bet.
Thousands called, each bringing his
neighbor's dog.
A well-known newspaper man of St.
'Joseph, Mo., has applied for a divorce
from his wife, alleging in his bill of
' complaint that he 'finds married life
and the newspaper business incompa
tible and intolerable. If divorces are
to be granted on this ground, the
popularity of jour * nalism will increase
with frightful rapidity.
A man can mostly find within himself
sufficient cause' to excite wholesale
weeping, but his needed amount of
laughter must generally be provoked
by other men. And the man that can
skilfillY provoke hearty and- side-split:
ing laughter is worth a liberal salary.
Laughter is to longeVity what a safety
valve is to a steam boiler. • •
'What do you mean by disturbing
,
moat this hour of the night ?' said an
Austin doctor angrily to a negro who
woke him at three o'clock in'the morn
ing. 'I jess allowed, boss dat yer didn't
hab time ter 'tend ter poor folks in der
'day time, so I:lowed I'd jess drap in
after supper.'
Advice .to a cigar smoker: Yes, Alger
non, heaven indeed tempers the wind
to the shorn lamb. . But then' you
must remember the lamb was forcibly
shorn' against his will; he didn't go and
deliberately pawn his ulster for $3,65
when he knew perfectly well July
wasn't going to last all winter. (lo to.
Algernon, get thee to a nunnery,
Well said: There is occasionally a
youth whir is not fresh. Said young
iiymonds: 'Old Ragbag has forbidden
me his hObse and ordered me not to
speak to - bis daughter, but if he thinks
by thiitracket, ho can rouse my obsti
annoy and get me to make love to the
girl and marry her. he's mistakoM 1'
'What did you do with that letter
that was on my table?'- asked Gus Pe
Smith of the oolorod boy who eleanslap
his room. 'I tack it to the post office
`sail, and pat it in de hole.' - 'What did
yon do.that for? .Dd you not see there
was no`iiddress on the envelope ?"I
saw dar was no writin' on do 'velope,
but I lowed yer did dat ar on pnrposs,
so I couldn't tell who yer was a wiitite
to I'se an odicated negro, I is.'
"The President has devoted the high
est qualities of constitutional statesman
ship" where the words that little Mil
tiades Marrowfat read from the paper
he was holding and then added: "What
does that mean, pop?', "It means, my
boy," explained . Mr.. Mr. Marrowfat,
"that the editor is probably a postmaa;
ter nad feels agreeably disappointed
that he bagel been turned out."
When Middleton's boy was led out
into the wood-shed to receive parental
discipline for punching the head ,of a'
neighbor's eon the old gentleman antici
pated the regular frooeedings of the
meeting by the remark: 'Ycn've been
licked for this sort of thing before' and
know what to expect., 'Yea,' whim-
Pared the culprit , 'I know 1 did wrong,
but I couldn't help it, Iliad an inapt
'alien.' Bo bad his father, and be Ini
tialed it with a trunk strap. ;
Tat WOMEN or Groscus.—A letter
from Odessa to the London Then Lays:
--Georgia, I need scarcely mention, is
the famed land of beauty, and the men
we bad with us in the train, 'or saw here
and there in the country, do not cer
tainly, belie their reputation; for they :
ern; mostly tall and well-made, and have
the chiselled highbrow. tbe thin Mo
line nose, the good month peculiar to
the Caucasian type. They all, high
and low, affect the Oriental garb; wear
long, dark, almoit trailing garments.
round fur caps, or white cloths, turban
fashioned,' but cumbrously and fantas
tieally„ if not picturesquely, falling in
flaps and folds to their' shooldere; and
all are girt with a Bayer belt on which
hang a ponderous seimetar and a
_long
yataghan. The practice of bearing
arms is as universal among these Chris
tians as among their most savage
Ilussalmin felkiw-subjects, though
there isinothing warlike, or even very
manly in the look and bearing of these
baekboneless Georgians, who cannot
forget how little their wesspo,ns availed
them against Persians and Turks, from
whose inroads they could find no other
escape than in an ignoble surrender of
their national existence; no - refuge
from the Tark except in . the arms of
the Russ. Of the beauty of the Geor
gian women no very striking specimens
came anywhere in our way. Here, as
everywhere else in 'Russia, females of
all rank have their eigarette-cases in
their pockets; bat here for the first time
I was applied to by a lady—a demure,
more than a middle-aged lady—for "a
light." Would the dear. old soul ,have
been • surprised had reminded her
that she was in a non-snioking carriage,
and. that some of the stronger •sex'
might object to tobacco smoke?
A SMALL BoY,s Culuous Mistuar.—
The Hudson (N. Y.) Republican says:
'A few days ago one of the residents of
the town of Ghent was proceeding
along the highway, driving a team of
horses drawing a load Of hay. On top
of the hay was a small boy, son of the
Man driving the team. The air being
chilly, the boy's prudent mother wrap
ped around his head and ears a muffer.
AS the team proceeded along the
wagon was drawn under the branch of a
tree, when, singular to relate, the limb
passed ender the muffler at the top of
the lad's head and hauled him off the
load in short order, leaving him sus
pended from the limb. The father dis
covered the perilous positionof his son
in time to jumpdrom the wagon and re
lieve him from the limb, which had
yielded to the pressure npon.it and was
gradually letting the boy down. Alto
gether, it was a very narrow escape for
the lad."
FIiMiCIIMEN As Cools.—Kate Stanton
writes: The Paris men have found one
proper vocation—namely, to cook, and
wash dishes; and admirable cook's they
are. Paris is the most scientifii city in
the world, and men's 'sphere' is bore
scieutifically settled in one respect, I
am happy to know.- If men fall below
women in every other flue art, they
may claith the palm in cooking. It is
delightful to see how domestic and use
ful men - can be when they are ini their
natural element. lam led to believe
that one of the charms of the 'tented
field' is the man's cooking. War is re•
lieved of half its horrors, in my eye, if
the soldier can only enjoy a good break-
VIA, cooked by Frenchmen, before he
goes out to be shot down! I wish Amer
ican gentlemen would turn their atten- 1
tion to the high art of . sc/matins:3 cook
ing. I know many a household where
turmoil 'incessant reigns; and I am
now disposed to attribute the fact to the
bad cooking of the hostesses. Let the
men govern the cosine and bring in
peace. Tens of thousands of men who
have failed as merchants, menuf actur
era, speculators, teachers, lawyers, doc
tors and ministers, might make good
cooks. Let them try. . .
'8 eon
d Bagb
BREATHING THROUGH ' THE NOSE.
The pernicious habit of breathing
through the mouth while sleeping or
walking,p3 very hurtful. There are
many persons who sleep with the Mouth
open and Oo not know it. They lie to
sleep with it closed and wake up with
it closed; but if the month is perchdd
and dry on awaking, it is a' sign that
the mouth has been open during sleep.
Snoring is a certain sign. This habit
should bo overcome. At all times, ex
cept when eating, drinking, or speak
idg, keep the month firmly closed, and
breathe through the nostrils, and retire
with a firm determination, to conquer.
The nostrils are the proper breathing
apparatus—not the mouth. A man
may inhale poisonous gases through
the month without being aware of it,
but not through the nose.
A. French inventor has patented an
application of the electric light to
bleaching of textile and other adbstan
ces.
THE VERY LATEST
MEN'S,
HATS,
HATS,
Are arriving daily in immense quanti
tics at
RELIABLE CLOTHING HOUSE
where the largest, finest and "toniest"
line of Suits and Overcoats - can be
found at lower figures than any Cloth
ing House in town.
Remember Ido not sell you Shoddy
and Cotton for all Wool.
-STYLES IN
BOYS' AND
CHILDRENS' SUITS,
CAPS,
CAPS,
FURNISHING GOODS, etc.,
FURNISHING GOODS, etc.,
H. JACOB'S
(Established 1865)
No. 2, Patton's Block.
TOWANDA, PA.
Feb.26.18g0
FINEJOB PRINTING,—AII kind
of .Fine Job Printin
promptly executed at lowest rates, a
TM, BRADFORD REPUBLICAN Office
Dont fail to give us a trial, Good type
modern presses, and experienced work
mrn. All work warranted, first-class.
A PERFECT STRENGTHENER.A SURE REVIVER:
IRON BITTERS are highly .recommended for all . .isfbus re
quiring a certain and efficient tonic; especially indigaion, Dysiepsior, Inter
mittent Fevers, Want of Ametitr.., Loss of Strength, Lark of Energy, de. Enriches'
tae blood, strengthens the muscles, and givesnew life tO the nerves. They act
like a charm on the di 'ye organs, :em s :a: 1 dyspept ic symptoms, suds
as Ruling the Food, Be&4ing, Heal in tie. Th e only
Iron Preparation that will not b en the teeth or give
headache. Bold by all droggisbs, Write for the AB C Book, 32 pp, of
useful and amusing reading—sent free. .
BROWN CHEMICAL - CM; Baltimore, Md.
INTERS
TEE POPULAR CORNER I
GEO. L. ROSS,
fins filled up the - old HOST:MM. STORE with
- $ full and complete stock of FEES!'
GROCERIES AND PROVISIONS.
PRICES As LOW AS THE LOWEST.
tall here for your Groceries. After you get
prices st Ross' it will be of no use to try else
where for his prices are down to rock bottom.
Farmers can get 'the tip-top of the Market
Geo. L. Boss'. All kinds of,Prodnee taken In a*
change for goods or for cash. .
Towanda 5 ct. Store
MAIN STREET,
(NEXT DOOR TO FELCH k i CO.
Is prepared to offer a complete assort
molt of
DRY AND FANCY GOODS,
Crockery, Glassware,
WHITE and DECORATED CHINA"
Latest designs and patterns of
MAJOLICA WARE;
BIRD CAGES; •
• SATCHELS, &C.
For the coming Spring Trade, we
adhere as heretofore to our established
principle—that a quick sale with a 'small
profit is better than a slow one with a
large profit—and therefore our prices
in any line of goods will compare
favorable with the prices of any other
house.
itErWe endeavor to -sell the best
article for the , least possible money.
ray64,f LOEWUS FREIMUTH.
R T
THE GREAT CURE
ds ii ir far el
4 • titvcre-AND BOWELS.
It oloati&os the sytteln of the acrid poison
that caws tho Lrasktfal attlicritog whisk
anis rho victims of Illtouznationa can realise.
THOUSANDS OF CASES
of tha wont forma of this terrible disease
riTste
used in ever7limiachola as s
• SPRING MEDICINE
cexca 3311,10E3N an, ONBTEPAr
PMES vt•li Data:lsolh
It vat up in Dry Vegetable ram, Intl:leans,
oee par 1:: •-t• nt Z. .: cskca t:flarts medicine.
Fiirns, very Concentrated for
the cen, - eui: c , • el: crantit readllypro•
pa.re•lt.- It acts wit 4 ;JAI cilirScucy in either/raga.
GE 1' Ii 0:"1( 1 ! — ; inzEG(E.sT. PEIOE, $l.OO
W4 - gons;Ca!rj - ags
JAMES BRYANT,
others to his large and qomplett
assortment of
C.pen & Top Buggies
PLATFORM WAGONS
all of his
own MANUFACTURE and war
rantedevery par
tiehlar ' -
OVERCOATS,
OVERCOATS,
Bryant's Flexible Springs used in all Platter=
Wagons. The easiest and best in u5e...2,
NOW LS YOUR TIME TO BUY !
Look at those figures: „
Two 8 sated Carnage' trom $l6O to 1175
Phietons, ono seated ~.. 125 to 'l5O
Top Buggies 125 to 150
Open Buggies. 80 to 100
Democrat Wagons .. .. ...... .. 90 to 110
Remember that the above are all iully warrant
iedirmitugt-clasS or iso pay.
prolnptly atttended to at 25 per cent
halo" last years price,. • .
4' Office and Factory cor. Main and Elizabeth Ste.
6
r sot ,-
77,1 JAS- BRYANT.
.E 1 'LOC .fc
Main Street, First Wird.
JOHN W. KLINE,
MEAT &VEGETABLE
mumir
H. JACOBS.
o a more convenient location, and- eatabliihed
himself in the Carroll Block. opposite Seelrs
Hotel, is prepared to supply his patrons with
TUE CHOICEST OF MEATS.
min, OYSTERS IN THEIR. SEASON.
FRESH VEGETABLES.
DOISESTIO FRUIT, ka..
iIIirEOLOCINA SAU&WE spoeialty. AU or.
don promptly delivered.
1 ,
-..-
- - A TRUE TONIC
100.1.D1
RWEVATISM
OLD ESTABLISHMENT.
- would
call the atten
tion of FARMERS and
KLINE'S MARKET.
UWING REMOVED RIB
4.11.11 YE &CO.
FALL AND WINTER
1881.
ATTENTION IS INVITED to our
first-class. ' , -
Heating Stoves
They are too well known to regtiire
any commendation—
New Hecla,
Westminster,
Crown Jewel
We also have a line of CHEAP BASE
lIIIRNERS, the best of their class in
the market, and well adapted for sap-
plying a demand for an efficient brit in
.. .
expensive beating stove
WOOD, HEATING STOVES in
greiit variety.
Ib'as ar
4=l 0 0
HAPPY THOUGHT
II ;TA o*j
Sold In Towanda and Vicinity by
N.D.DYE & CO.
A LARGE STOCK OF
Wood Cook Stoves
CARRIAOEMAKERS AND
BLACKSMITHS' SUPPLIES,
AND A GENERAL STCCIC OF
HARDWARE
MAIN ST., TOWANDA.
Towanda, Oct. 3lat, 1881.
You that have beauty,
Come and let na take lt,
And you that have none.
Come and let us make It
\ • .
Dayton &Rockwell
PHOTOGRAPHERS,
Cordially invito the imblic to give ahem a pal
at the
ROMs formerly oceqpied by
G, H. Wood,
TOWANDA, PENNA.
Recent improvements In the okyltittit have fur
nished - facilities for tilting perfect pictures
quickly and in all kinds of weather.
PORTRAITS FROM PROTOGRAPAS and DE-
CEASED PERSONS a specialty. Finished in In
dia , Ink, Water Colors, Crayons, or Putelles„ any
size.
FINEST WORE OF ARTISTIC EXCEL- .
LENCE GUARANTEED. A
STOCK or FRAIN:ES ON HAND
AT ALL TIMES.
C. S. DAYTON.
Towaiola,'Oct 0, IBS°.
MRS. D. V. STEDG E,
Mantifactarenof and Dealer uc •
HUMAN'''..•HAIIt
ucu As wuas, BANDEAUX, th• PoPula!
Chatelaine srala, .
MONOTSO TO THII HAIR TIIADE
girgproblAtbintion given to COMBINGS
Boob ell turned one wsy.
IiWTIVBES from $1 nrrards. Also Agent for
Hunter's Invisible Face Pouder,
Madam Clark's Corsets, and
Shoulder Brace Elastics.
Sir Pisttonlar attention paid to 4 reining ladies
karat their hoima or at my %dace of business,
owe Enna k Hildrettft store.
ItorliWka - - lEss 'lt. - V. fITZDGIt.
A. N. NELSON
• . DEALER IN
WATCHES
cLocirs.
• VINE GOLD AND PLATED
JENVELER
Of nary urieta. and %Nicheleo. /Or Particular
attention paid to relartna. Shop in Dean
Tonight', Grocery Store,. Mtn Street, T
Penna. 4-'
mirchl7.d
PICTURE GALLERY
G. N. WOOD GO.
owes Met Mender of spill: Motes fitted ap
=Wel) , new, with the beet of instruments, we
are premed to mats • •
Tintypes, tat ore sitting, all for 50 clip
in neat anvalesea, 10 for 11.00. ; CoPrat of all
*lnapt Photogvaphs,and Stereoscopic and large
view work done at this gallery..
Give us a call and we will try and settee you
In price and qualify. • mar 20
A.-BEVERLY 8111'111,
BOOK. BINDER
AND •
Dealer in Scroll Saw lode.
BOOKBINDING OF ALL KINDS .
DONE, NEATLY and CHEAPLY.
Vine Blank Books
. sucuurr. •
Amateur's Supplies.
The department of my Mildness is very com
- pieta, and being a Insetted sawyer myself I know
the wants of my patrons.
WOODS. •
SAW BLADES,
CLOCK MOVEMENTS. ko,
constantly on band. oar $1.25 worth of designs
for $l. Send for Price lists.
" MOLTER " BINDERY,
Park street,
P. O. box 1512. Towanda. Pa
R. R. ROCKWELL
GOODS,
ONE , `
lii TO NAKDL
will open . their New Gallery in
Pa . ttonlis Block,
WE KEEP IN STOCK
EVERY QUALITY OF
CARDS,
ENVELOPES,.
NOTEHEADS,
ILETTERHEADS,
NI
■
AND WILL DO ALL KIND BOP
JOB PRINTING
A 7 MORI NOTICE'.
WE HAVE IN STOCK
A SPLENDID keNg QF
AMBER TINT
Letterheads,
Bill' heads,
Statements, &c.
wizen mi.:Jim
PRINTED IN THE , BEST STYLE
AT REASONABLE RAILS.
FURNITURE STORE
FURNITURE
We are constantly receiving the
newest and latest patterns it
PARLOR SUITS,
BED ROOK. BETS,
TABLES,
Faverything-in the. Fur..
niture 14114,.
Undettaking.:
We make a specialty of this branch
and shall give it our persoiial attention.
We have a full line of
CO' FeINS,
and wilcnot be undersold. Give us a
call before purchasing elsewhere.
N. B.—J. S. Allyn has no connec
tion with our business.
TOWANDA. JAN. 2Gth. 1881.
Stevens & Long
GRocznizs,
COUNTRY PRODUCE
TATEMENTS
COB• MAIN AND PINE STS.,
&c., &c.,
ME
BRIDGE STREET
WARDROBES,
a~tn=
CASKETS,
ROBES, &c.
E. B. PIERCE.
Successor to N.' P. Hicks.
General Dealers in
PROVISIONS,
MD
HAVE REMOVED
To their new 'We i l
I.
4The old stand of los. Stevens allatotur.)
They invite attention to their complete
assortment and .vory large stock of
Choke New_Goode, which they
G
have acwaye on hand.
-..-
ESPECIAL ATTENTION GIVEN
To the •
PRODUCE TRADE;
And Cash Paid for Desirable Kinds.
tt.i J. tioNa,
R. JONES' CREAM CAMPHOR. IS THE
D
, NAME of the popular /Ansa:lent that cures
Ithentostisen, Neuralgia, Swollen or Stiffened
Joints, Frost'Bites, Pain_ In the Face, Head or
Spine, Chopped Hands, atlises, Sprains, Burns,
Mosquito Bites,
,Sting or Bi te of an insect,
Poison Vine.. etc., for Man - or ' Beaat
Always reliable, and almost instantan,
eons in its relief. Having an agreeable odor it
is pleasant to apply. Sold by all druggists.
Price 28 cts. i F
N. B.—This Liniment received- a Prise Medal
at the State Fair. 1878.
ASA JONES, Proper. 319 N. 3d St., Phila.. Pa.
Jan. 13, 6-to
DR. JONEWCILEADICADIPHOR
IS THE NAME OF the popular Liniment
that cures Rheumatism, Neuralgia, Swollen. or_
Stiffened Joints, Frost Bites. pain in the Face,
Head or Spine. Chapped hands. Braises,Sprains,
Burns, Mosquioto BitesoNting or Bite of an in
Poison from common Poison Vines. etc..
for man or beast. Always - reliable, and almost
instantaneous in its relief. Having an agreeable
odor, it is pleasant to apply.- Sold by all'drng•
gists. ..Price 26 cents.
N. B.=This Liniment received &Prize Medal a
tbeState Fair.lz79. . May 20 17.
EMPLOYMENT FOR ALL
^Ro NELL' A
HOUSEHOLD
ARTICLE.
- -
The pooras well se the rich. the -old as well
as the young, the wife, as well as the husband,
the young maiden, as well as the young man, the
girl as well as thaboy. may just as well earn a
few dollars in boncet'eutployment, as to sit
around the house and wait for others to earn it
for them. We can' give you employment, all the
time, or during your spare hours only; travel.
big, or in your own neighborhood, among your
friends and acquaintances. If you do' not care
for employment, we can impart value/de infor-.
motion to you free of cost. It will costive: only
one cent for a Postal card to write for our Pros
pectus, and it may be the MOMS of reeking you
a good many dollars. -
Do not neglect this opportunity. you do not
have to Invest a large sum of money and run a
great risk of losing it. You will readily see that
it will be an easy matter to make from SIG. to
11100. e week, and establish* lucrative, and Ifide
pendent - business, honorable, stsaightfclirerd
and profitable. Attend to this matter NOW, for
there is MONEY IN IT for all who engage with
us. We will surprise you and you will wand*
why you never wrote to us before. Ws amen
parricutras num. Address .
BUCKEYE MT% CO.,
Mame this pipes.) Oro.
Kept. 22, 'dl-limos. '
14:,* - utit& CQ.'S
GROCERIES,
- AND '
PROVISIONS.
El
The placii to Ni. money to /min cheep is et
'bonier ifiln'and FmkUzi *trolls.
Thow respect: ay announce to Ito palate that
thicr ll.* - a large stock of
FLOUR, IfIXD. MEAL, GRAIN, SALT, FILGI
PORE, sad PROVISIONS generally.'•
We bars also added to our stocks ssrfity of
WOODEN WARE, sick as BUTT= TUB% FIB
EOM CriffMNS, ItTO.
Just received a large stock of Sugars. Teas.
Coffees. Spices, MOULSON'S PURE SOAP.I the
test in the market, and other tastes of soap
Syrup and Molasses. which they offer it low
prices for Cash. oct 26 77
MARBLE E I:YORKS,
(IEO. OTT & BROTHER,
At their Marble Works located near- the Wy
miuking Depot, in Wysoz, are prepared to fur
11111b as good quality of marble w_lrk as can be
koduced in. tho county.
TOMBSTONES and MONUMENTS Made and,
sold ten per cent. cheaper than you can buY
them at any other marble works 1i Bradford
county.
Oan27-i
Full satisfaction guarnteed and all jobs put up ,
properly.
Samuel Ott, who' hail recently become a part
ner in the business is s Snit class workman. We
do our own work, and are therefore -e nabled to
sell city much cheaper than any other Manufac
turer. • - • •
Those wishing work in our line arc respectfully
invited to call and see for themselves, Wo also
do all kinds of Bross Won't in our line.
GEORGE 017,,
SAMUEL OTT. 1.
Wyeauktaff, N0v.15, 1821.—Gm .
PATENTS.'
. j (U. 8. AN7IF'OBEIGN. •
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PATENTS•
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Patents procured upon the same plan which
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@
Thep RALSAIIIof
TOLE has always
been one of the most
important weapons
wielded 'l:iy the Med.
teal Faculty against
the encroachments
of the above Us
eases, binithasnev
er been No advents
geously compound.
ed as in LALWEENCI
A Idurrittli TOL%
ROCK an4EYE. Its
soothing Ilisraasue
properties affords 4
diffusive istimulant.
appettserAnd tont;
to build up the Spa-'
tem after the cough has been relieved:
- GREEN IL BAUM, Commlealoner of
Internal Revenue. Washington, D. C.. Jan.
Intb, 18.40. says: " TOL% ROCK and RYE is an
agreeable Remedy In Pectoral complaints and is
:tossed as a Medicinal preparation under the U.
S. Revised Statutes, and when so stamped. may
be sold by' DRUGGISTS. GROCERS. and other
persons, without special tax," or license. •
"t.i,114,1.
CAUTION I.D.ro.t;rybetodeamndotibrkeltalet
Rye for LAWRENCS & MAIIIIII . II TOW. ROCK
and RYE—which le the only MEDICATED ar•
tide made—the genuine has their name on the
Proprietary stamp on each bottle.
I=
it up in Quart Biro Bottles'. Prim Inn.
TOLD, BOCK & RYE GO; Prop's*.
CHICAGO, ILL.
Sold by DRUGGISTS and GENERAL
DEALERS Everywhere.
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AT CRANE'S - CANCER INEIR
: MARY, ADDISON, N. Y.l
:HUNDREDS OF PERSONS from all pins' of
the world have.been cured of this mitch dreaded
disease and are now living witness.)s that they
have been rescued from a terrible and untimely
deith. Doctors, Ministers and the Poor treated
Free. Write fora (fiscally girliag lull particulars.
Address Drs. GEO. CRANE ir BUSH BROWN.
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TOWANDA. PA
Wysaukiug, Pa
itsrAnufuED ix ItCs.]
Solicitor of
ASIRINCAN AND FOREIGN
TOWPMA FA:
JOS: °WELL',
Presiden
ri.h. I. 17p.
THE GREAT
APPETIZER
TONIC,
4N
O N
4. PI
COUGH CURE
corolla; )
COLD
coNsumPruit,
BROS
All Mews
THROAT, CH}
IND LUNGS.
M. HENIALMAN
JEWELLER,
. ,
Ia still to IDO found at
. ,
. .
AMI.Ar STREET,
=I
•
Nei -1466r to Dr. IL C. Porter's Drug Store
MEI
WITS A FULL LINE OF
FINE AMERICAN_ AND;:SWISS
WATCHES,
JEW.E.LRY.;
STERLING SILVER AND
FINE PLATED WARE,
SPECTACLES & EYE GLASSES,
CLOCKS,
FROM THE CHEAPEST TO THE SINT.
Sr ALL OF WHICH WILL EE'SOLI) . AT THE
c. VERY LOWEST PRICES, •
Clocks, Watches and Jewelry promptly repaired
;by an experienced and competent workman.
M. HENDELMAN.
septl6•tt
NATHAN TIDD,
(Successor to Mr. Idclreanj
PITTSTON; WILKESBARRE
COAL,,
FOOT or PINE STREET. NEAR COURT norsE.
TOWANDA, 'PA:
air LOWEST PRICES FOR CASH.
. The patronage of my old friends and the public
generally is solicited. 9sep: 130.
-T)3IC-
Chicago & North-Western
Li the OLDEST! BEST CONSTRUCTED ! BEST
EQUIPPED 1 arid hen& the
LEADING RAILWAY
OF THE
West and Northwest
It is the short arid best route between .Chicago
and all points in
NORTHERN ILLINOIS. lOWA, DAKOTA.
WF
OAm Callifot ids, Oregon, Arizona,
Utah, Colorado, Idaho, Montana, Nevada, and .
for
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Council BlutlN Ontaha,Denver,
LEADVILLE, SALT LAKE. I
San Francisco,DeadwoodSionx City,
Cedar Rapids. Des Moines,e Columbus, and all
points in the Territories. and the Rest. Also
for Milwaukee, Green Bay. Oshkosh. Shebonan,
Marquette. Fond du Lac, Watertown. Houghton,
Neenah, Menasha, St. Paul, Minneapolis, Huron.
Volga, Fargo; Bismarck Wincina, , LaCrosse,
Owatonna, and all points in Minnesota, Dakota,
Wisconsin and the Northwest:
At Council Bluffs the Trains of tho. Chicago &
tiorth•Western and she U. P. Wye depart from;
arrive at and use the same joint Union • Depot. -
At Chicago - , close connections are ,made with,
the Lake Shore, Michigan Central, Baltitriore &
Ohio, Ft. Wayne and Pennsylvania, and Chicago
k Grand Trunk R'ys, and the Eankakat and Pan
Handle Routes.
Aweless connections made a t Junction Points
It is the ONLY LL NE manning
Pullman Hotel Dining ears
BETWILLN ,
Chicago and Council Bluffs.
Pullman Sleepers on an Right Trains
E Insist upon Ticket Agents selling you Tickets
;via this road. Examine your Tiaras, and refuse
10 buy if they do- not rea d
u over the Chicago 4
North-Western Railway.
If you wish the Best Traveling Accommoda
tions you will buy your Tickets by this route,
WAND WILL TAKE NONE OTHER..
All Ticket Agents sell Ticketa,by this Line.
MARM HUGBITT. 241 V.P. k Gen.Mang't.
spill 'Bl-ly. Chicago
LIVERY, STABLING,
ng, Camp .— -11Lakig aad
EPA.. tEt IN Cr.
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Seneca Arnoldi
Having kased fillip in Warren,
hae located iu the above
branches of bnsi- . .
- ness, on
FRONT ST.,.BELOW 'BRIDGE;
'Towanda', Pa.
HE- HAS STABLING FOR 10 HORSES.
For use of stalls, 5 cents each. Also, Horses
A nd Carriages for hire.
Rlacksmithing in all its branches. promptly
done. Horse Shoeing a specialty.
Carriages klannfactnred and Repaired. If you
want anything is the above line call on
SENECA, ARNOLD.
April 224,1
ail
riXE:I
MRS. 4. B. WHITNEY,
FASMONABLE
MILLI:Pi ER,
DRESS-FITTER & DRESSMAKER
ALS? AGENT FOR THE
DoipestioPerfect-IrittingPatterna
•I No. 3 Bridge St., Towanda:
Stock entirely new and fresh from the city; no
old goods in stock.
GOods and work onsurpsased either is styles
or mate up. oct2B-ly
HUMPHREY, BROS. & TRA
MEN'S, BOYS, WOMEN'S...MISSES, AND CHILDRENI
Boots, Shoe s ; Rubbers,&
DEALE.II IF
AND LOYAL SOCK
RAILWAY
- ,
hianniaetnrers and liokenle Dealers in all kiwis of
CORNER MAIN AND ELIZABETH STREETS,'
rrOWA:NIDA., PA
SPECIAL 'ANN
JAMES WCAI
lIALREKOVICD 11 . 18 91tOcEiti' I:U92Nbyi
THZ SOUTII-EAST CORNER Or YUJ
-
AND BRIDGE orattam, wHERE
RE UM ESTABLISHED
Head Quart
POE
0 IN THE LINE
MU M% MS
&c., &e.
CASH PAID for DchilaLie
dace. Fine BUTTER and Ff.
a specialty.
Agents Wanted
tinti Chrome-Lithograph l'lcrilrt fur
President
• JANES A. GARFIELD.
This beautiful work of art l■ pro:Ito:1
colors, on heavy paper, and mounted roa.:
hang on the wall. It is not only a corvx.,
trait. but eisa contains the historical el
his life; shows the Home at ..11 , nt5r. An ,
and the Doalk./icd Rua& 'lt is a n ;
Memorial Picture. Circulars and tem.
Address. li. W. SELLEY
711 Ransom Street, . . PLilariflpt.4
'Sept. 7J, 1.881-4 t.
HORSE Ben
. or c d n r 2 r S en c 4 1 for l4
V/8119 =MOM of ••A_ Treatise on the Hors,
[his Diseases." It gives the beet tratte,.
all diseases, has eq line engravings eh ; ,
BOOKpitions ItallMed by
horses better than r
taught In any other way, a table, ahowi r
of all the principal :medicines uses for t
'as well as their effects and antidctts
1 25 aS
poison, s large, tense!
vaitranhearcsrpr-,
telling - the age of a horte, with an t
showing teeth of each year and a Large
lof other vattusble horse information. a L
.of horsemen have pronounced it Ne , ,rd
'than books costing $5 and $lO. The fu t
200,000 sold in about one ye►r before it
slated shows how popular the book is.
vised edition is arcs molts GREATIICG.
roa • ctacrhia. AttENTS WAItiTE.I). Dr
k Co., ffnosburgh Falls, liP.r4nr.i
I !far ll4yr.
J. 'll. M
THE FASHIONAL'LE
BOOT,. SHOE AND GAI
MANUFACTURER
Is now prepared to do all kinds of w:
his line in the latest . styled, and of the
material.
Ws WORK anti MATERIAL WARR
Repairing done neatly and pr(
on short notice. In PAT Ii
BLOCK Over Tacob's Clothing
V •
You need not Die to Win
IN THE
MUTUAL ENDOW.
AND
ACCIDIINT ASt3:IOI
Or Bath, N. I
You receive one-half of your msz.
cording to the American Life Tata., in
thirds of your life expectancy Si Ilan
illustration, a man or woman yommg
elation at 38 years of age taking a cert
$2,500, receives $1,275 when a little over
of age, exactly the period in Ige ate:
financial help is generally more needed
any other time.
june2tf.
BLANK BOOK.M4NUFACTI
BOOK BINDE
PAPER RULER, ax
Alfred J. Pury
No. 131 (letlessee street,
UTICA. N: Y.
MI
'All work in his line dbne well and prom;
lowest price.
Parties having volume' incomplete
nished with any missing numbers st Cal
All orderi given to J. J. Scan lan,
Bradford County, will bo promptly eat'
cording to directions.
KENDALL'
~.,„A-,oSPA`iltiC
2:05
THE MOST SUCCESSFUL /IESIUI
covered, as it is certain in its effects
not 'blister.. Also excellent for ,Lu:
READ PROOF BELOW.
FROM COL. L. T. FOS
Youngstown. Ohio, May lOtb.
Dn. Co:—I tad ever
ble Ilambletohian colt which I prized re
ly, he had a large bone ipavin on oz.e
a small one citi tho other which -made
lame; I had him under the charge of tr)
nary surgeon. which failed to cure Mal
one day reading the advertisement as Et
.Bpavin Cure in the Chicago Eipreas, Idet
;eci at once to try it, and got our Ortgg', l
to send for it, they ordered three bottle. ,
them all and thought I would give it a
trial, I used it according to directions a
fon*th day the colt ceased to be limit./
lumps have disappeared. I used but ot.l
and the colts limbs are as freti from M,
as smooth as any horie in the state.
tirely cured. The cure was so r. narYr
I let two of my neighbors have the'
two botties, who are now using it.
Very Respectfully.
L. T. /1
Kendall's Spavin
ON HUMAN FLESH
. .
Patten's Mills, Wash'ton co., N.Y.. Fe ,
Da. B. J. - Kmsnati., Dear Sir:--The
case on which I used your Kendall's Sr
was a malignant ankle sprain
. pf 'tats.:-
standing. I had tried many things, but
Your-Epavin Cure put the faa tu t
again, and for the Unit time since
natural position. For a family -ISnira t•
cols anything we ever used.
Yours truly,'
BEV. NI. P. BELL.
Pastor of M. E. Church, rattens
Price $l, per bottle. . or :•tx.bottles fc:
Druggists bac° it or can get it fet you,
be sent to ally address on receipt of Fr!'"
proprietors, MI. B. J. iiEND ALL &
burgh Falls. Vt. Sold at
Dr. H. C. Porter's DitOS
CM
BLADES
General Agents to!
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