0 II 111 BOLCOM' A, TB►C; Publishent: L. VII. dOid RepubliCari,' inettibe every Thrusday at- Towanda. Ps„ EIOLC3:11 1 & TRACY, Proprietors. .Termsi I. paid in advance, $l.OO per annum ; t pAd in rlytince $1.25. To subscribers out `la COlWty;sl,2s, invariably in advance, the Ltion• made to cover prepayment of Awe. Advertisin t ttates:-811 cents a line for drat lentos, an t die Cents per line for ell tent insertions,, Belding notice advertising cnte 'Eight lines constitute a are, auttlowelve lines an inch, Auditor's Ices $2.50. tAdministrator's and Executor's tees s2.od. Yearly advertising' $150.00 per iS published in the 'lnez:. and Nobles Block, at the corner of Math ine streets,. over J. F. Oorser's Boot and store. its On:caution is over ROGO. As an lisindinialluni At Is unexcelled In Its ha de Ile 'I. Otir I !tabbing Terms. We will famish all piping subscribers for e REPUBLICAN withiti — theixitinty With any the following publications, 'unti l further `vice, at the rates given below: ; • ale REPUBIJOAN $l.OO in addition. Subscribersiresiding out of the county will e charged 25 r cents additional. k . •.. New York Weekly TinicS, ...... ....$ 95 Semi-Weekly Times, :. 2 30 New York. Daily Tribune, 9 25 Weekly_ .• 46 1 00 SeinOVeektr . . " • 260 New York Daily Evening Post, 8.00 " " Weekly " - " ... 115 3erni-Weekly . f "-' _ ." 225 New York Weeklf-World, -.,'' ' 100 Semi -Weekly _ ft 1 90 Philadelphia Daily Times, • 5 65 Philadelphia Weekly Times, 1 30 Philadelphia Daily Press, ~. 8 00 Philadelphia, Weekly Press,... . ' .... 1 if Harper's Magazine, • 3 11 Harper's Weekly, - 3 2 Harper's Bazar,3 2 . . Scrihner's Monthly . .. ' ' 3 2 St. Nicholak, - 2 0 Appleton's J,klurnal,... I 2 0 with steel engraving'of Dickens.. 3 I Yopular Science Monthly, 4 i ":• Supplement,.... 2 Magazine or American History 4 North American Review, 4 New York Medical Journal, 3 American Agriculturist, 1 Country Gentlemen, 2 Rural hew Yorker, i Toledo Blade, 1 Littell's Living Age, ' ' 7 Atlantic 'Monthly; . < Wide Awake, . Babyland, ~. I • Lippincott, - Demorest. % , ' Godey,.... ;.,... Scientific American, Peterson's Magazine,.... The Nursery,-", - Farmer's Review - .. Burlington Hawkeye, • New England Journal of Education. Kendall's Treatise on the Horse;,. rival and Departure of Maihi. lade arrlve`and , depart at the Tovadda Poet !e se follosee: N. Y., and 'EuteruStates • ... 4:00 s. Y. lore. Laporte, he.. . . .. . A.. 9 aut way mail 'it'll the North . ..... 10:00 ihequin &c....':.. ..... . 11:00 i Era, &c.. Tuesday, TbUrsday and 5aturday............ . rlum, &c., Monday, Wednesday and Friday )y, Burlington. &c 1:00 P. 11, Raysville, Rome, ko 1:00 :sed pouch from Erie and li Clt Ea 2:30 • ' ray mail from the South.-- . 4:35 , I,ltc . . 5:00 • •Y• • • ... 6:30 led pouch from Elmira and E /1 11 10:40 DZPAZT. In. Nonroeton, kc 9:00 a. W. h Valley way millionth 9:15 pouch Elmira, Erie and North trn Central Railroads • 10:00 , Burlington. Ake— 10:1:10 • sequin, tee • 12:00 M: • la Era,j TIMMaA Thursday and Sat. 100 P. urday ; 1:00 lum, Moiday. Wednesday ands- Friday 1:00- ' lamina. Bone. kc... I:00 shore, dc 2:15 high Valley way mail North '3:45 ntc Yirk Phila. and Eastern States. 7:45 dine.) open trom 7:00 a. N. to 7:45 P. Money rcier office open from 8:00 A. M. to 7:00 r: M. Office open on Sunday from 9:00 to 10110 a. N. ' P. Powim, P. M. "T:EHIGI.I VALLEY & PENNA. AND 1 - 4 NEW YORK RAILROADS. ARRANGEMENT OF PASSEM y CEB T&LINEL -TO TAKE EFFECT MA 115, 1880. ' EASTWARD. . . i • STATIONS. - 45 19 1 3 __________ ~.,• P.X.IA.X.IA.M. PAL ' !agars Falls 1 2.05 7.20 7.15 ttfalo . -2.50 8.25 9.20 cheater s" 5.15 10.30 'DI . t ' 6.50 11 - .501 ..... ...... lOU ' 6.54 11.55 /sea. 8.35 1.18 8.30 tints! 5.10 8.05 sego... 9.0010.50 ..... Imirs 9.10 1.45 9.00 3.45 iverly ' 9.45 2.10 9.40 4 - .15 pre - ' 10.10 2.30,10.00 4.80 hens '• 10.15 24440.05 4.34 Ilan - 110.15 • Later ' ,10.25 etude l. !1046 3.00'5043 50S 'Banking 5.13 mding Stone tmmerilela - j..... 11.10 5.26 . enchtown , I .. t . 11.18 relining I i. 36 11.30 1 5.45 corvine 11.44' 3.5 d 11.49 6.03 inner's - Eddy 11.63 6.07 shoppen . 4.10 12.10 6.23 ihoopany ' 12.16 - 6.25 inkhannock 12.25 4.35 1.00 7.19 ail:tinge 1.10 7.20 falls - 1.25 7.35 1, k B Junction .. ... 1.05 5.10"1.45 8.06 W.:I: .4.llarre . 1.35 5.25 2. 8.35 Banc n Chunk ..._ . ....... ... 3.45 7.30 4.60 11.00 Allentown .. 4.44 8.24, 5.53 12.00 Bethlehem • 5.00 i 8.35': 6.05 12.15 Easton 5.309.00'; 6.40 12.55 Philadelphia..-..'.. ' 6.55 ,10.35i'8.25 2.20 Ne w lo,rk 8.051 19.16 3.85 A.M. P.M. P.K. P.M. WESTWARD. STATIONS. IB\Bo i • 2 112 1P.H.1A./d 1 '•II 'P. M. M. . New Y0rk..n...• • .......... 6.301 .... 1 1 7.40 1 3.40 liladolphia 8.001 ....t 9.00 4.15 _Aston ' 9 20! 110.15 5.50 Etmhlehem 9.50 .... 10.45 6.15 Allentown 10.65 - ....110.54 6.24 Mauch Chunk... 11.05 . -11.55 7.25 Wilkes , l3arre 1.08 6 . .001 2.03 9.45 L & Li Junction 1,35 6.35 , 2.2510.10 falls 7.021 ....110.30 LaGrange Tunkhannock 2.18' 7.33' 3.410.52 , Mehoopany 7.57 . 11.13 Moshoppen .... 8.04 3.. 98 11.19 Skinner's Eddy • ... 8.19 .... 11.33 Laeeyville LOS 8.23 3.4611.36 Wyaluaing - .... 8.43 4.0311.66' FrenchtownB.ss .... 12.08 --. . Runirnergield .... 9.0$ .... 12.17 Standing Stone . .. i. 9.10.... 12.24 Wysauking . !... 9.19 ' 1 19.311 Tensed, .... - 4 . 441, 9.30 4 4312.45 Milan Ulster ..... ......... . i '' ...' 9.43. 4.55 ` 12.57 • 1 9.521 1.04 . Athens ,i.,..1 4.30 10.00 0 1 5.10 1.15 Sayre ', ' 4.40 1 10.1 5.20 1.23 Waverly ' 4.4510.20 5.30 1.30 I Elmira 5.25 11.10. 6.15 2.15 Owego ;,.... - -i,.. 5.39 ..... 6.25 .... Auburn 8.30 .1 1 9.33 .... [that* : 6.10 id 6.40 .... Geneva • 7.41 5.00 8.14 - .... Lyotis .8.40 . .1.8.50 .... Rochester 9.501 7.401 9.40 . . Buffalo 11.40,.....112.05 8.00 Niagara, Palls I 1.031.. .1 . 1.08 9.40 _____l P.M. P .M. A.N. A.M. N 0 . 13 2 leaves Wyslissing at 5 : 00 .' tnwa 6 .l4;lluuunertiell 6.23, St= Wvastiking 6.40. Towanda 6.69. Milan' 7:16, Athens 7:25, Sayre ly :55, arriving at Maim 8:50. N 0.31 leaves Elmira 5:45 P. 11., Waverly 6:33, - Sayre 4:45, Athens 6:60, Milan 6:59, Ulster 7:08, Towanda 7:23, Wywanking 7:35. Standing Stone Rummertield 7:52, Prenchtown 8:02. lurk log at Wyalusing at 8:15. 'lraqis 8 and 15 run daily. lilsoping cars on trains 8 and 15 between Niagara Falls and Phila delphia and between Lyons and New York 1 8 1 511 ', out changes. Parlor ears on Trains 2 and. 9 between Niagara Palls and Philadelphia with *" change. and through coach to and from Rochester via Lyons. Rau, Pk., WM. STEVENSON, Supt. , Way 18.1881. Vs. kN.Y.B. B. .f 1 GEORGE OTT, I I ;I gi 11111Mtd luile & Emile Wor k .. -, Prices cheaper than the rhea ----- miXt—tf. NMI. PA - - - -.2 . - -- , • ' ' - - ' I :.' -. 't-- - - - - • , '-',., • ' . ' '"" -- - -. : 7 -- : - '_, , } ". - 1.1:',.-," 2: ;.-.'.-:•-:';',. 4 - ... - 5i : .. 44 ' - `;';',,-- Fi . ,, C';'•:::-' - • ' '. - • ,' ' [ - • • ,' '- • ',--- - -' - *': ---- -;'- 4. *• - '•' - ' 4' . ' ` -. 54'•'-' - .1. .•"'• . . . ~ ' -!,, ' ' ' ,--•::-; ' . ' -.- -'. '.'-:- -: ' - ' ' '-- , - 1 ... -..--, - .. , 11 , •. - ..-_"_.:" 2 - .:''', J.f1'i.:4 , !,,, - , 4114,n• :.9........„wi,y .',',. ,-,. -1" " • - ',.- ' - , - _ •. - ' -`,, ...:.. 7-- -,'' ..' f. 7 ., : ". - ::-• , ...--I--;:•; < •-: 4 5- .". „i! . - . ' , • 1 .". - '. . '.•I:. : ; : '- .''.: :k'' 1. 't_ .". ' - ....: 1 %; I : i.-4 •N''...};' , 5.% _ . 1 . _ . . , .... _ . .. . i . . . : 4•...--,...;.- - . , . . . , s ~....4. f N. , • • , .18.** Or k : 1 1 I.k.0 Y •• I ' ' - " ' ' i -1- \: '" ' . • . .. , . , . _ ..., . , • --- .' . - ,_ ; ' .- - -•' : ,- 4 -, `;' ) 4 4 ,!".; 5- 4±3•7`,,.g . ? 114 4 _, , r '''-' . - . ... '• , . Ammo.. T'owanda Business Directory. WILLIS,' E. L. .013 co over Kirby . Drug Store. AA. Kercur Block. nor 1318 QMITE, ELIIANAN. Otßee over Kirby's Droll iltbrk, Nero ut Block. =OM. "ALUM. Mike in Wood's Block, smith la First National Think. nip stair*. Plus WIS EUra SON Cr (N Madre* sad Z. iddirre.) lc al a la Iffarcar Block. Park St. ma114;78 PMk OVERTON (BeJ X PeekAuld DJ-Ofor ).. Moe over Hill's Narket • 1,411.'79 iNVERTON & & ANDERSON (8 Overton and Jig% %.0 Panders*.) Office In Adams Block. julyslB MAXWILL, WM. -, : . oflice over . I)ayton'e Store sprn 14.76 WILT, I. ANDREW. Moe In Illesn's Block. spr 14.76 • DKVIE9, CIARNOCEIAN k HALL. (W ?Dogs& WH narwhals. Z .11( MU.) O lD es in mar cf Ward House. Ent:saes on Ptplnt Bt. (1612:15 RN R MB, RODNEY A. Belieltor of Patents: AA& Particular attention settlement bmftess In Orphans' Court and tosthe settlement oteststss. Mice in ,Ilonbayel Block. • 49.79 oPICERSON !ai YOUNG. (I. Meittraos sod aal ` W. rows 9-) Once south aide ofNercorl Block. " fob1:18 & KINNEY. Odra corner Main and AIM Pine at. Noble's block. second *door front. Collections promptly attended to. febl 78 WILLIAMB, ANGLE & BUFFINGTON. (El N Wttltaws. If J Angle •and E & BuiSagies). Moe west side of Main street , two doors north of Argus °Moe. AU business entrusted to their care will receive prompt attention. oct 28.71 wrASON & THOMPSON. ( G. P. Maine A. Asa Thosoptos,) Attorneys-at-law. EipeC.ial st tention to cooveToodoll, ammination of title, and all matter relating to real estate. Collec tions promptly remitted. Once over Patch & Tracy's store. ' , znarlo-81., TAMES 11. AND4OII3I W. CODDEKG, Attor net's COIIIIIeIiOrII4I.-Law. Office •In the erciu Block, over C. T. F4rbra Drug Store. July 3, 'BO tf. . ITMONIPSON, W. H. and 'E. A.. Attorneys-at +Law, Towanda. Pa. Moe in Namur Block, k i, over O . T. /Deb s Drng Store, entrance on Main street. first its ' y north of • Post - office. All business prom attended to. !Veda' atten tion given to claims against the United States /or Peasions, Bounties, Patents. etc, and to collections and seitlementof decedent's es•stea. April 21.. ly , • --- JOHNSON. T . 8., M.D.. Ofitee over Dr. H. C. Porters'. Drug Store. • feb12,75 IaBIATON.Drs. D. N. & Mice at Dwelling Jot on Itirsr Street, corner Weston Eit. tab 12.77 T _ADD. C. K.:m.D. ombo: ,Ant door above o ld Ja bank building. on Midn street; Special at tention given to diesels 1:of the throat and 'lungs. *. t . 4 ju1719,78. WOODBURN. S. M..lfi Mace and resi dence. Main street. , ;nth ofM.E.Chnrch. Medical Examiner ,for Pension Department. • • ~ 1 - I fib 22.78 60 525 2 50 i 65 2 75 160 12/J DAM.. E. D.. M.D. Office over Moutauyel . 1 * Store. Office hours from 10 to 12 and from 2 tek 4 v. it. Special attention : given to Diseases of the Ere, _sad Diseases of the E. Oct 20.77 40 1 50 909 25 HENRY HOUSE . Main at " nest corner south of Bridge .street. New house and new furniture throughout. The proprietor has spared neither pains or expense In making his hotel firet.clais and respectfully solicit - a share of public patronage. Meals at all bows. Terms reasonable., large Stable attachedi mar 8 77WM. HENRY. We:m.ll S POT. )iO. 68, O. A.' R. Mesta every Saturday 61TAII11:17/. at Eitilta aa rTZlM. OEO. V. MYER, at. J. R. Ihrramozl.44,tatard- - feb 7,79 MMI CTEITAL LODGE, NO. 52. Meets at H. of P. Bali every Monday evening at 1:30. Enrolee $2,000. Benefit. $3.00 per week; Aver. age annual cost, 8 years experience, SLT. J. It. KITT/UWE, Reporter. Juan Wannanz., Ja.. Dictator. t0k.22.78 RADFORD WOOS; N 0.167. 1. 0. 0. L. Meet B is Odd Fames Hall. every Monday manias at 7 o'clock. Wait Ea; Nate grout. Jane 12,75 P. E. •o. Second stmt. All orders . receive prompt attention. June 12,75 RYAN, G. W., County Supeiintendent. Office - days last Saturday of such month. over Turner & Gordon's Drug Store, Towanda Pa. July 19,78 0111 US QIIEHA NN A COLLEGIATE The Fall Term of twenty-eight year com mences on Monday August 224 d. 1881. For ana logue or other information,, taddreu or call on the Principal. my 19.78 WIIALLUD3, EDWARD.,Fractical Plumber and Gas Fitter. Place of business in Mar am Block next door to Journal office posite Public &pare. Plumbing, Gas Fitting, ng Pumps of all kinds, and all kinds of Gearing promptly attended to. AU wanting work in hL ne should give him a call. July 27,77 01113 SELL. 0. S. OeU t eril lzumrsice Agency, .11. 11 Towanda, Ps. .0111ce In Whitcomb's Book Store. July 12.71 MUCUS 1101718 E, ELMIRA, N. Y. C. T. Smith. Ao formerly of the Wird House. Towanda, Pro prietor. This Hot d e po t .ocated iMMediatly opposite - the railroad Every pains taken for the comfort of guests. July 5.77 YWNER. H. L.. M.D.. - 11 • . • HOMOEOPATHIC Pumas* & flummox. Residence and Ohm just north of Dr. Corbon's Mein street. Athens. Ps. NEW FIRM 1 NEW STORE! NEW GOODS! Ed. Mouillesseaux, Jewelry Store IN. P.ATTON'S BLOCK, _ With Swarts & Grorden's Store, Main Street, Towanda, Pa., Where he keeps a imp'. ASSOIIs.idENT or •,, . 1 Gold &Silver Watches SWISS AND AIIERICAN; . CLOCKS, JEWELRY, His Stock is all NEW sad of the FINEST QUALITY. (XD and see for yourself. , - REPAIRING DONE PROMPTLY ENGRAITII3O A SPECIALTY. Seel6• A. MA French• ding Stone 0.31 Ulster 7.06, 7:10. Waver- KENDALL'S !RAPIN CURE Is sure in its effects, mild in its action Y it does not blister, yet is penetrating and powerful to reach every deep seated pain or to remove any bony growth or - other enlargement, such as 'paella. splints curbs, callous, sprains, swell ings and any lameness and all enlargement of the joints or limbs, or Sor rheumatism in ban and for any purpose for which a liniment is used for man or beast. It it now known to be the best liniment for man ever: used, acting mild and yet certain In Its effect,. _ _ fiend address 'for Illustrated Circular which we think gives positive proof of its virtues. No remedy has sver met with such unqualified no. case to our knowledge, for beast es well a man. Price $1 par bottle. or els bottles for SS. All Druggists have it or can get it for you, or it will be sent to any address on robot of price`b7 the proprietors. Drt. B. J. Ham Co.. Yaws burgh Palls, Vt. Sobl by all Druggists. 1 ITOR2k BMA rze w. ,`PHITICANIS AND BURGEON& HOTELS. SECRET SOCIETIES. HOUSS'ANIi SIGN PAZATING. ZDTICAnoNAL. EDWLN E. ',QUINLAN, A. M. Towinds. Ps. PLUMBER AND GAS FITTER INSURANCE. itmazzeNzoos. (Formorty with Hentielmanj HAS OPENED A OF 11113 OWN SPECTACLES, ETC. CUES , DTVEIIII, WEI COMMIT; 4, LIT =WMIIIF [ROOD, OMNI NATAL) . ORE Wissa — Letz , t 4 rhojoinfrost'vear t smT 2l47 etoc 11,000,000 pomp. sowsilrai This Syrup:x*lnm Raid Properties. • • Iti lithaulatee the IPtyalbee fa the whleleeeavette the Matta aad Sugar of the hoed fats glueeee. doh. time etraUsia causes Mad sad or the tied 1* the steautek, the= e taken tatabettatety attar 'atlas the lb •siatiattellea off Seidl 1,11 per Ivented. sets apes ihe User. acts vr the Arehotlle, 1 s • li the Dowds . it M o ths Diced. i .11 Me Nerves ilselome . A _ DNessedshesied carrier er the s ond=lars =se Os I/ .. elf the akin and Woos It neutralises e hereditary #lllspcdsee In the blood, whleh generates flia, Er" slpelekand all manner ol aldn dlatemes and Interned humor.: Thence, are no 'Verna employed In Oa mans tat and it Mate taken by the most dell, eatsbabe, or by the agedannfeetds egress/. belay ingrestas stands* te Mr/edam is • Dittri • MILL IT. Laboratory. 77- West ad St., NEW YORK CITY. ' lieveri fails to Cure. Ashland. Bchayklll co.. Pa. Dear Etir:—Thla la to earthy that your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP has benefited me more, after a short trial. than all the medicine I have used fbr 15 years. , _ Disease of the Stomach. , 'Ashland. Schnykill co.. Pa. Dear have used your excellent =DLO BLOOD SYRUP for Disease of the Stomach, and it has proved to licei valuable medicine.' • Neryinis DebWty. ' . Turtle Point, Mclean co:, Pa. Dear was troubled with. Nervous De bility and partial IPa:stymie, for a number :of years, and obtained no relief until I used your DIDIAN BLOOD SYRUP. a Short trial of shiob restored Die to health. ' - Poi Seiohda. Turtle Point. McKean co.. Pa. Dear Sir:—Mylittle girl was cured of Whim rustles' of the Face Ind Eyes, by the use of our reliable I INDIAN BLOOD EIYIIIIP. A had previously failed to - afford relief and it Ras thought that the child could .not live. Its neck and breast Wu entirely covered with Scrofuloui Sores, which are now entirely gone. Waxman Enema. Sure. Care for Liver Complaint. - Turtle Point. McKean co.. Pa. Dear Sir:—This is to certify that your INDLAN BLOOD SYRUP has effectnallj relieved me of Liver Complaint and Dlspepala. after the dot* tors ailed, - F. BISHOP. _Remedy for. the tigm.• Tnitle McKean co., Ps. Dear Sir:—l hare onr excellent INDIAN BLOOD BYEIIP for ithenmatiain and Liver Cow plaint, and bay. derived great relief therefrom. Damns fineamr. An Agent's Testimony. Tuttle Point, McKean co., Pa. • Dear Bir:—l was a - alto-long sufferer from Liver Complaint until. I used your great INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP. from which I soon obtained permanent relief. I also Snd the Syrup to be a valuable Bowel Regulator. - A Valuable Medicine. Berlin, Somerset Co.. Ps. Dear Sir:—This is to certifY that your reliable INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP is the best Anedleine ever used in my family. Hoping the public will be benefited by this great remedy. I take great pleasure in giving my testi:Won, of its value. Dyspepsia and Indigestion. Berlin; Somerset CO., P. Dear Siv—pake pleasure in recommending your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP as the best medi- ClllO made. People who are Dyspeptic -should not tail to give it a trial. For hie Stomach it has no equal. I have used it and know it to be a valuable medicine. Liver Compbant Borian. DOmerset Co., Pa. Dear Bit:—l was troubled with Liver Com plaint fora long time, and by the persuasion of your Agent, I commenced taking your excellent INDIAN BLOOD IMlT7Porldch has greatly bane hied me. 1 bays never found any medicine to equal it, and can confidently say it is a safe and highly valuable remedy. Pahi In the Breast. . Berlin, Somerset Co. • • . Dear was &Meted with a Pain • my Breast and Side. and when I would Ile • , wn. I. could soareely breathe for Panay's@ o very sneak in my Breast and Lungs. I ems of ,your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP and am ,• near ly well. My Lungs ate strong once and I am very grateful to yon for en • valuable temedy. • 4 Dyspepsia and Indigestion. `, Philadelphia. Pa. Dear 81r:—This is to certify that sour saki& bre INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP has cured me of Dmeptria and - Indigestion, which I had . been afflicted with for years. For Kidney Diseases. Philadelphia, Pa. Dear iiir:—l was subject to savers Pains in my Kidneys. Weakness and Painful Sick Headache, los years, and ailed to obtain relief, until I ins induced to try your , reliable INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP.. abort trial of which restored me to 'perfect health. No. 1525 Barbs= St. For Costiveness. Pal/adelPhis, Pa Dear was troubled with Costivenes and Headache, and the use of your INDLtH BLOOD BIDET proved most beneficial to me. r It is the best medicine I ever used. I I Jas. A. Thsown. No. 817 Federal St. For BiIIIOIIIIIIESS. Philadelphia. Pa. Dear Sir: —I was Meted with Dyspepsia and Billiousness for years. and fled to procure re. lief until I began using your INDIAN BLOOD sump. which soon effectually relieved me. I' take gres et t a reasure in recommending its use to lOU No: 1035 Loowit St. Disease of the Stomach and, Liver. Bustudll, Pike Co., Ps. Dear air: This Is to certify that I have used your INDIAN BLOOD snow for Disease of the stomach and Liver, and have been much benu ate(' thereby. • Best Fun(li t =hie. Pike Ps. Deer Biz consider, your reliable maw BLOOD EITILUP Use best medicine I ever used in soy family. It is just se Remedy ter Worms. Bubb % Plke Ca., Ps. Dear Sfr:—l ben used your great INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP In my Bally for Worm and Rezones Complaint. and It bag proved effectual to en age+. - • Never Falls to Cum Dear Eur-11117 daughter was In ..Poor Health and ly abort tfila of rtor JNDIAN BLOOD SYRUP entirecured bor. AGENTS theDID WANTED lAfar the gala oof N BLOOD SYRUP in town or rifle" In "Ideal We no affilit Artloobna gtnC-on application. =ME - 4 5A 7 boUNri r TA.; IIiVIISDAY' SET:7E3IIMR - 15 F 3 ; 1881; TOWANDA-. BRAD . - - THE BAFFLED COERFIBA- •And this )8 the lasterrening you aro to spend at lieyilnld t mid Kate Mor ton. as she looked B°M:oniony into my lam - 'The very Ink dear 11Cate— that is for the present,' I replied, 'but at the ex piration of two years I will return—do not doubt it—and then—then, dearone, we will be separated to mom' We were sitting in the parlor of her father's mansion at the time, where. I had come to hid her adieu. - Early cm the morrow I was to set out for New. York, there to ship for Europe, and, as Kate Nbrton and myself were be troibed lovers, the partingenzdted sow tions of the deepest sadness hi theinindi of both, although I assumed an ' air of cheerfulness I was far from feeling, and strove to raise the drooping spirits of my fair companion. CUB ILL NUM IV MiliCk Mink UK 'Two years I' - repeated Bete. mtudng ly. as she gazed out through the open window upon the dark landscape; .'two years It is a king, long time to one who counts each hour as I shall do un til your return. ' And what changes May in that time occur that we little dream of now ! We may never meet again .'Do not talk thus, Hate--these fears are childless.. It `maybe true that many satchanges may take place; and yet there is no greater , probability that. such will be the ease than if I remained here. Yon must look upon the brighter side. and not allow my ideparture to wear upon your spirits; !otheewkie we shall both be miserable.' , 'lndeed, I will not, yet I cannot be otherwise than sad to-night, with our parting so near at hand.. . I will hope for the best, and trust that we shall meet main in gla dness.' I drew closer to her side as she spoke, and, while the eyes of each glistened with tears we could not force back, we smiled faintly, and our lips met. 'You give me 'courage,' I said;' and I shall carry with me the conviction that `you will be happy in my absence. , I Orould that you could accompany me, or that '.l could remain and wed' yotr now; but your father has rendered it imperative that I should go amid for a season.R He thinks we are still too young to marry. and that a couple of years spent in improving my knowl edge of the world-will be of incalcula ble benefit to me hereafter. Perhaps. he is right. I only know that you are all the world' to lie, and that 1 would Willingly know no other pleasure than to be found in your prmence.' 'Folly I' exclaimed the voice of Mr. Morton, who had entered that znoment, unperceived, and heard my lmt Once. 'These are but the words of a mad lover, whose brain is turned by the beauty of his mistress. I will warrant you will sing a different song ere you have been a husband for a month. There is nothing like matrimony for taking sentimentality out of a young person.; and the old gentleman latighed .. heartily at his own words, as be ad -vaned into the room and confronted 8.8. enamor. XII. J. Arius D. C. Nirnuunp. HICIIIIIr o. 81.312P101. 'Pardon me, if I have any doubt about the truth of what you assert: 9 I answer ed him. 'At least, I know that it will never be so:with me. • Kate will never be' lees dear to me than at present, nor shall I ever look - upon her with less fondness 1' • 'No doubt you will be a per4ect model, of a husband,' was the reply of Mr. Morton in. a merry tone; but I will talk to yonfarther on the subject when you honeymooh is Over. Arguments are 'useless now—your enthusiasts' is greater than your judgment. We shall see—we &ail see 1' Latest night we parted. The next morning, very early, I . was on my way , to the city, and in .a few days my native land was left behind, and I was float ing upon the bosom of the, broad At lantic. • HArm RIIIINCINGIOL EirwAßD2ou. Two years passed—how or where it is unnecessary to state—and late one even ing I was sat down from the stage coach within a mile of the town of Hay field; and within eight of the mansion of Mr. Morton. I did not crave to be borne thither. I rather wished that Hater should remain in ignorance of my arrival till my appearance before her- I would enter the grounds unpercaive& She might be walking in the shrubbery of the garden with her thoughts dwell ing upon me. She might be within the house; if so, I would steal in' and sud denly confront her. I would, at least, present myself before her' ere many minutes could elapse, and the reflection inspired me with the extremest joy. I hurried on; I stood before the man sion; all within was dark and silent as the grave. A trembling fear seized me, and I approached nearer—to the very door. Still there was no sign of, life about the place, and everything wore a deserted appessance. My heart throbb ed violently at the emotions which arose within me, and the direct forebodings of evil tilled my mind. What could this Mean ? I had re: caked no news from home during my entire absence, and was ,consequently unable to form an idea to account for what I saw. Could anything have hap pened ? 'Had sickness or death entered i that household ? And Hato—where was she ? I cried aloud in the bitter ness of my splrit. I could endure this uncertainty no longer. I would know of the worst at once. I milted toward the door of the building and knocked loudly. A hollow echo only answered. I !wicked again lender than before; still there was no'response from within. I grasped the latch and strove to enter. The door was fast; -1 endeavored in my fury of alarm, to burst it open, but it yielded not. and I at length desisted from the attempt in despair. My mind gradually became calmer. Some great misfortune had ,evertalup the Molten'. I felt sure; and a feeling that Kate was dead haunted -my magi: nation. I dlitermined to enter the house, if possible—why. I knew not, except toldand 'upon the spot where I D. M. BALL. Gronaa Ile. 'lllziar. JANIS East, Falai T. dawns; rIT'IT`V MAUS& Ourraib. Timm Careiranr. Pike Co.. Ps. Umix Vim. MEM ME RSM TORS. BY KINGIiTON L. BEADBI73II. Lad hot swan my-distiing Hate; to visit the room wherewa had parte& I pees- ed around to the other' able, butl found the door there domed, as well as the one which led to , the garden ori the north. I then tried to enter by _ a' win dew, _and, after vainly endeavozing to mbar several; one yielded to my efforts and I paned through.: . ' 'I will visit her owe owti room—l know it well,' add I to myself, es. I gloved through the dark hall. 4 .T withstand fin once in the very apowtinent where site had so often slept the sweet sleep of in nocence: a few militates thus spent and , then 'mill wow. I ascended the stairs , and puled along till I reached the room she had former ly occupied. 1 entered. A faint ray of light stole in through the` window, and , I, anr-thili the room wa s erupt*, tbs. the rest. I could have wept at the feeling of desolation which overcome my heart. A fear momentsl paused thus, and then 'sadly. turned ' away to leave the spot, when my-actions were suddenly arrest ed at hearing a footstep lapel the graveled walk without. , The peculiarity of my,,poidtion arose before me in &mo ment, and I would have fled; but just then a hand was upon the latch of the front &ler, a key was inserted in .the look and a moment after some one en. Wrest— reenid not now make my exit without being discovered, and I 'drew back in the most shadowy 'part of the room and awaited in silence what was to follow. A feeding of ouriosity;!. also, was excited, within. Ime to know what brought any oncilat such an hour to visit so lonely a place. ' '1 . A moment , of. deep silence ensued, and then I heard inoiss, as something scratching upon the wall, after which the pertion, whoever he was, Corameno ed ascending the Airs. A gleam of light soon entered the apartment, and I knew then= held a lighted lamp. The steps, came nearertaed nearer; they sounded along the pawns, e which led to the room l occupied l Could it be that my presence there was known ? Bat, In c no; he wised on and entered th e adjo' ' g apartment beyond. Ara of light streamed through a crack al beside me, and I perceiied thatca, tier , widish was now aliOtly ajar; -,. conu;unicated between the,4wo 1 rooms.. - I cautiously peer 4 throne'. 1 The' dom wasoccupied by an old table 1 and two or three broken chairs. :•The I lamp Was resting upon the table; and the man war drawing a seat beside it. My eyes fell upon his features, and lii knew Lim at once; it was Kate's uncle, the only brother of her father. He was a merchant in the village of H0yt:1.3111,4s 1 grasping, avaricious man, and one whom 1 I bad ever looked upon with disbnet. Hy first impulse waste make rapidf known, and /earn. at once, al..,,kif ia my hiirscr-weer; tio-- ,- Isiiiatraisinlylr -m -ewed to me that he could be there for no honest purpose, and I determinedto wait, and learn, if possible, what brought him thither. He seated himself besid'e the table, leaned his arm thereon, and for many minutes appeared- buried in pro thought. At length he started, dte his watch from his pocket, and glanced' at its face, while a.frowu overspread his features. - 'Why does he not come ?' be uttered aloud, 'it is nearly ten o'clock, and I am' not fond of waiting, especially in such a dreary place as this,' he added, as he gave a half frightened. glance - around the apartment. 'He should have been here punctually at the time—ah I there he is now.' The hall•door below was again open ed, as he spoke, and Mr. Morton, start ing to his fbd, took the lamp in his hand and went forth into the corridor. In a moment after he rcturned, in com pany with an old lawyer named Parsons, whose faoe wore the Rime villainous look that it did when I had last seen him, two years before. . They seated themselves opposite one another at the table, when Morton spoke: 'Come,' said he, 'to htudness at once; you have kept me waiting already:, and I am in baste to have the affair= settled.' !With all my heart.' replied the other. 'I am as anxious as yourself to have it off my hands.' 'Have you brought the papers ? Are they all correct ?' have; and rest assured that noth ing can deprive you of'the estate now if you are but discreet.' He had been searching in his pockets as he spoke, and now he produced a couple of documents, which be laid up on the table before him. The other grasped them and began to read. .4 'That is the true will,' said the lawyer. 'The other is the one I have drawn up.' . 4 Ah 1. I see.' He laid one of the papers down upon the table and went on perusing the other for some time in silence. 'AU ight,' said be at length. !Very well done, and the signature excellently counterfeited.' 1. think were your 'brother alive, he would hardly dare swear he had not penned it himself,' said Parsons with a dry laugh. I started at the words and came near uttering a cry. 'Dead 1 dead, then, at last;' I said to myself; 'and some deep-planned villainy is going on to-night between these two.' Morton, when he had finished read ing the document he held, folded it up annd placed it , securely in his pocket. *Now,' said be. 'we will proceed to finish our work. The papers of which I spoke are in an old chest yithin that closet. Bring.them forth and we will destroy them altogether.' " The lawyer arose and crossed the door to a small door at the further ex tremity of the sparhnertti which ho, with great difficulty, opened. In a mo ment a returned with several bundles of dusty papers, which he gave to the other, and again seated himseli. 'With the destruction of these,' ex claimed Morton, 'all this property is mine. Then let the bawdy late re fuse the snit of my son, if she please; I care not. Had she seen fit to aocapt of his hand, when first he made the oiler, this would have been imasoeseary, and , . 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But, as she has refused, and with •sus in sulting scorn, to become his wife, the fool whom she hopes. to wed shall find ise'r_ a penniless bride—if, indeed. he ever returns to ciaim her: The pro= petty shall net leave the family—to that I have swan.• Hate, then, was alive, and I could have thanked her uncle for the intelli gence. notwithstanding the manner in which he had spoieU of myself. Bet the neat moment lies elan* for her interests, and determined to; save the 11 wR mentioned, if possible, for I now comprehended the fall state of the case. But, how to do it ? ICI appeared be fore the guilty parties they might mar der me, and I had •no weapon' with which l could dgehind myielf or awe then's. - " - Before I mild, think farther on the nastier, Mr: Morton took up the will and opened it that it might bum the more easily. "'This shall be first destroyed,' said he, .'and the those other papers, which are only valuable is connection with it, shall , His hand approached the light; in an other instant the Papers would be in flames. A thought struck me.perhaps,in the present situation I might accomplish my desire, by working upon their feats. It was the only thing that -presented itself. and I. would try it at all events. Accordingly. just as the corner of the paper- waslntering the dames. I with drew a. step, that they might not detect, and gave a low, hollow groan. - The ef fect wan all I could have wished. Mor ton's hand fell to this table, the eyes of both glanced in terror around the apart ment, and they seemed rootel to their seats with Nu. 'Did you hear ?' uttered Morton, after a :raiment, in a whisper. 1. did l' was the reply; it seemed to come Irbru the outside.' 'From below, rather; it may have been the wind; but let us hasten the burning of these papers and away. I care, not to stay in this dreary place any longer.' ,Again the paper was approaching the lamp; Again' I uttered a groan. deeper and more prnkniged than before, and this time followed it up with a deMoni seallaugh;, The paper dropped from Morton's - ;tauld to, thepoor, and he sprang to his feet, With two or. three bounds he cleared the room, and nearly . fell to the bottom of the stairs . in his haste to escape from the place. The lawyer follbwed close in: his rear, even more frightened than his Companion. I heard them inane into the open air with feelings of unbounded" delight, and I ient after them an unearthly yell, which efeeehireied their aptuul cot • Iwo. c - The light still rambled, and I lost no time in securing the documents which I desired. I did nottake them lll—the will of itself was sufficient, and I could not take the whole, nor wait to look them over, for the iota& of the two men might subside, and they return at any moment. rSo I fled from the house, ; .11 escaped as quickly as possible to village, where, without my return being known to any one beside, I called at the residence of a valued friend, with whom I determined to stay through the night, giving hini a full account of what had happened, and receiving from him in return an anoount of everything of importance which bad transpired in Reyfleld daring my absence. I now learned that the father of Bate had been dead about two months only, since which time Bate henielf had been an inmate of her uncle's house. We had been conversing an hour or more, when a loud alarm was heard in the street, and the cry of 'fire 1' rang out upon the night air. • We went to the door, when we saw that a red glow was pervading the whole heavens. I cora prebend the truth in an instant, and turned my eyes in the direction of the Morion mansion. It was all in flames, and fierce tongues of-fire were darting out from every window, the roaring of which could soon be heard even from where we were standing. - The two conspirstOrs, whom I had so terrified, had not returned after they left, it was very plain to be seen; and as I had not extinguished the limp, the loose papers upon the table mast have been blown Into tht flames, thus Setting the room on fire. The building was old, and easily ignited; and in half an hour from the time olthe fire bursting out only a mass of - ruins remained. The excitement throughout the town was intense, and many - surmises were made as to how the mansion could have been fired—butnone imagined the true cause. t The next day did •not leave my friend's house, but I sent for a trusty lawyer and gave the will into his bands, with the full particulars of what I had witnessed in connection with it. On the morning following. however, I Started to see Kate . I reached the resi dence of Mr. Morton and rang the bell; the door opened, and in another in stant the dear girl was in my arms. 'I am so glad' on have come 1' said she, when she ?mid words to speak. fedied, I know not . why, but I feared you would not Tetley.' 'You doubted me ? 'Ah I Kate, you had no cause; the two years haie but just expired, and,l have anticipated this 'moment with as great joy and impa tience as yourself.' only feared som e accident might have prevented your arrival. A sad change has indeed taken place since we parted; my fidher—' ' Bobs choked her utterance, and she leaned her bead upon my bosom, and gave warto a flood of tears. 'I know all dose Kate . 1' said I,.ten derly.: 'lt is hard blow tor yortz—for myself; but we must submit to the will of Providence.' . We entered the park); and when Kate had partly composed helself, she said: 'The death of my father in not all. When I pledged yin my hand, a .for. tune was to accompany it; now, alas, I have nothing ! I know not how it is, - but my uncle claims the entire estate; the will, which hebutyasterday showed me, leaves lint a trifle.' A door wail Bong Ardently open; and Mr. Morton appeared, evidently some• what excited, it not envied. Ho had heard my entrance to the - lime and listened to all that had been said. 'lt is no fault of-mine,' •he :exclaimed abruptlj, without giving me any other salutation, 'that - you are not an heiress. I can only repeat what I have"told you. that the property was heavily mortgag ed years ago. I was Unluckily the prin. - cipal creditor, having at various UMW advanced large sums to pay off intim braucea and return the property invio late. As executor of the estate, I must see that suits affairs are settled—though the task is an unthankful one enough.; And it does not very well become.you I' he added, looking angrily at his niece, 'to be thus raising suspieions of my in tegeity in the minds of ; others because, forsooth, your father had not the ability to keep what descended to him:' am sure I said . nothing to that end,' replied Kate, surprised at the warmth of his words. The matter shall be investigated 1 1 I remarked, indignant at the tone of the hypocrite,' 'and perhaps, Bate, it may result more beneficial to you than he would have you think it could.' 'And who made you a party to the af !Aire heeded, turning fiercely upon me. 'I am her protebtor now lijid hence-. forth, and red' assured - 1 will not see her wronged I And allow me to state that for one who is inneicent, - your hm &age is inexPlicable.'> , • 'I leave it all with you.'c said Bate, looking ai r me, Wand trnet that you will see that /the matter is properly- ad- 'lf you then ; commission. me, I I will attend to it,,and at onoe i We shall, however, reqdire the aseistanoe of a legal grentloaisa, .ad Glicrst, It I in4tediti not, is Mr. Winteirton opposite. We, call him,in.' Mr. Winterton, the lawyer with whom I had counseled the day 'Previous, was, indeed, pist passing on the other side of the street, and he immediately en tered the house, as I Called to him through the opeii windoW. As a mat= ter of term, / explained to him in a few words the wholecffair. ' `Will yoii please to let me see the. will of Mr.: Morton 2' asked Mr. Win;. !erten, alter hearing 'no - patiently ‘O, &Addy,: replied the 'merchant; and, goitg l into another room, he soon after returned with the document given him by Parsons two night before: The lawyer took it, and read it atten; tively thionh. ' 'Very ,pr i operly done,' remarked he when he had ooboluded; 'bit the signa ture—' 'And what of the signature ?' broke in•tho other—'ii it not guanine ? think I are quite as good a fudge of my brother's handwriting as yourself; moreover, I was a witness to his 'Very likely.' observed Winterton coolly, handing the. pallet, back u he spoke; 'nevertheless the law must be satisfied in suchtases, and when there is a doubt--'' 'And who dares to - aoubt V> cried Mor ton, furiously, carried away by :. the strong passions that moved him—itho, I ask, dare doubt that this is the will of my brother ?' 'Pardon me, but _ I have doubts my self—strong doubts—especially while thhipaper is in exillence.' He drew forth, as he spoke the origi nal will of Kate's father, and held it up to the observation of the other. The effect was startling. Merton's face changed instantly toe look of the dead- Halt hue, and the angry words he was about to utter died away in a groan. He knew at once that he was ruined— utterly. hopelessly rained—and he sank back in his seat, incapable of speech or motion. , 'You see that all is known,'. confirm ed the lawyer, assuming a sternness of voice he bad not before used, 'and you Will do well to make no denial of your crimes. : The deed you hold is a forged one, and, we have ample proof that such is the ca4e. - Yon ,thought - the flames which cc:dimmed the old mansion-house had destroyed the evidence of your guilt, but you were mistaken. They were preserved to defeat the unholy scheme you had formed to deprive your orphan niece of her possessions.' 'Merciful heaven I' Dried Kate, stock ed and bewildered at what had passed; 'can it indeed bw i tnte that you, uncle, are capable of snob a deed ?' The old man uttered not a word but he turned his eyes upon his niece, stag gered to his feet, and , then, ere he could advance a step, convulsive motion shook his whole frame,, a deep groan burst from his pallid lips, and he fell forward heavily to the floor. I sprang to him and raised his head; a small stream of blood was issuing from one corner of his mouth; and his eyes were fixed and glassy. I laid my-hand upon his bosom ; the heart gave not a throb. He was dead ! It was the desire of Hate that the crime of, her uncle; Should not be made known, and we determined that the af fair shOuld remain a secret to the world as far as possible. The villain Parsons was acquainted with our knowledge of his acts, and, to save himself, fled the place forever, which, undex the circum stances, was all that we desired. Aid, tinily, Kate, at the expiration of her term of, mourning, placed her hand in mine one day before thvdtar of the vil lage church, and there, witiktzOing joy, we spoke the vow that made as one! , They embraced: Two young men who move in the very beet Austin society went on a spree not long since. After they were prettrwell Under way one of them said in at inebriged tone of voice: 'Let us bid each othei'good night, Bill?' 'Why, you are not going home already? It is riot in the shank of the evening.' 'Of Imrse I am not going home now' but 'Mar o - while we do not know each 0111161! from a chide of sole leather, eho let us gay good night right now; be fore it ish too - fate.' They embraced.— fiteas COUP .7frla INN COWS. The western kiss .were all aglow . With clouds o' red an' gray; . ' The crickets in the view fields Were chirpin' merrilyi When up the lane an' o'er the kW I saw a maiden roam, Who went her way at close o' day • To call she cattle home: Co-boss I—co-boss ! Co-boss I—co-boas I • Come home !--come home 1 a . , The eclio ' her charmin 1 voice Redounded through the vale; Itllngered on the eveninlalr; . It gloated on the gale;l 'wig borne along the mountain elder It drifted through the glen; •• It died away among*. bills, Fir front the haunts of . men* • " * Co-bars 1--eo-boas ! • Co-bout—co-boa I Come home 1-come home I - Her face was Bushed With buss o' health; Her arms an' feet were bare; She bad a lithe anlactive form, ' A wealth o' ebon bair. Beyond the hill she passed from sight, Ai sinks a falling star. Until her voice was faintly heaad Still calling from afar: _to-bossy —co-boss Co-boss ! - Come hem 1-come home I Soon o'er the distant knoll appeared The attic red an' brawn, . ' An' from the partite to the lane - Came gayly trottin' down. With sparklin' an' cheeks agloli Returned the maim gay, Who waved her aims, and shouted low: Whey-boss —Wliwboas-4) iitsy I*. • 1 .7 e Wtiay-Ixoss—whay-btis I . Whaptoss—whay-Ixass 0 whai-- . 0 whey I - _ Eisgene J. Hall. gi4LP4?,LIM Po‘ A New Tereisn' of tie /teammate,/Omen* Maier sale loite 'ledge. MandiejKoller on an iingnst day - Took the fever of tha Hay.. Sneezing she went and ha shrill Ati•ehee The mook-bird echoed from the tree. The Judge rode slowly down the lane, Smoothing his them, horse's mane, And drew hie bridle in the shade • With a stenmtation to greet the maid. He spoke of the grafi, the flowers, the trees, The pollen from which makes sufferers sneeie. And !dandle forgot her swollen nose And even her graceful, bare, brown toes, And listened, while a pleased surprise Looked from her watering hazel eyes. At last. with a wild Ah-cbee I Ab•elia I Ah7choo I 4h-choo I he roder.away. Mandie,Mallerlooked and That I the Jedge's bride might be 3 , He would dreg me with silks and diamond XB4 And take me up to the White Mountings. And I'd use the finest cambric mouchoir, And never have the Hay Fever more." The 'ledge looked back as he climbed the hill And heard her sternutation shrill. "Would she were nabs, and I to-dig Bid gf this bad Bever of the Harr &Abe thought of her sisters, and clearly saw Her mother-Would be his mother-in-liw; The baby would smear his brtmdoloth coat And her brother borrow a $5 ncte; So, closing , his heart the Jedge rode on, , • And Mandie was left in the field alone. l3arthe lawyears smiled that afternoon When they heard him lustily ah-choo-in'. And the young girl obeezed beside the well Till the rain on the unraked clover fell. He wedded a wife of richest dower. With an aquiline beak of ten Bomsu-power. And oft when the wine in his nose was red And he knew the old woman was safe in bed The proud man sighed with a furnace's force, "Ab, could I only get a divorte And marry the girl I saw that day _ • Wheni had the Fever of the Hayl" She wedded a man unlearned and poor. And they had twins every twelvemonth—acre; And oft when . the summer sun shone hot She wished she could drown the pesky lot. Again. in the shade of the apple trees, She saw a rider draw rein and sneeze, And"she looked down. because she knew' Her nose was big enough for two. • Sometimes her narrow kitchen walls ' • .•`` Stretched away into stately halls, And for him. with a pipe in his ugly mug— Oh, if she had him by the lug I - A manly for m at her ride' she saw, And there was no estival catarrh. Then she took up her-burden of life anew, • Sighing only, "Ah-chee Ah-ehoo !" Alas 1 for maiden; for Jedge, alas! For household drudger, and gray-haired ass Of all sad words of tongue or pen, The saddest are "Hey-fever time %Min! Ah 1 well for us that region lies Where the infusioria never rise;- And in the hereafter angels may Find a cure for the Fever of the Hay. —New York World. Emma Quarsvious.-Grave Judges and others learned in the law, have con tributed their quota, as in duty bound, to the common dock of poptdar say ings. It is Francis Bacon' who speaks of matters that 'Come home to men's business and bosom,' who lays down the axiom. that 'Knowledge is power,' and who utters that solemn warning to 'Beuedicts, 'He that bath a wife and children bath given hostages to fortune.' We have the highenthoritY of the re nowned Edward Coke for declaring that 'Corporations have no souls,' and that 'A man's house is his castle.' The ex. pression, 'An accident is an accident,' is borrowed of Lord Thurltiw. 'The happiness of the greatest number,' m oors in Bentham, but as an acknowl edge translation froth the learned jurist Beccaria. To Leviathan Hobbes we owothe sage maxima, "Words are wise men's counters, but the money of fooli.' It is John , Belden who saggeds that by throwinea draw in the air you may see the way of the wind; and to his con temporary-Oleashern is due the aimoov cry, 'With how little - wagon the world is governed.' Itraddntosh first issued this Omuta, 'A vibe and masterly in activity.' -"The schoolmaster is abroad,' is from a speech by.'Lord Brougham. It • does not mewl tluit the teacher is 'abroad,' in the sense of being absent, as many seem to interpret the phrase, but that he is %braid' in the sense of being everywhere at work. lir the fa miliar phrase, 'A delusion, . a mockery and, a snare,' there is s certain Biblical ring, which has sometimes led to its be ing quoted as from one or other of the Hebrew prophets; the words are. info* an extract from the judgment of Lord Denman at the trial of O'Connell. $l.OO a Yen, ` 1a likaws. FACTS AND FANCIES. . Kentuckians are actually praying for rain. That the people In that state should ask for water in . any - form, is really surprising, • - • ; The 'lrish Revolutionists' are bolding a secret council in New York. It Eng land was a baiiel of _whisky it would be put down mighty quick by the Irish revolutionists aforesaid. —Norristown Herald., An extreme agony is for a younglady to add to `her toilet a large sunflower'at her belt: The occult signification this is: always turn toward-the son —of some ;Ash man.' Is not there_a touch of the intense about this? ' Two geese with one atone: Two young swell were main' I flus of agood country curate. • The abbe, after stand-. ing it pretty well &is a whale, said: 'Al low me to say, gentlemen,- that! am not precisely a fop nor altogether* fool, but betwixt the two.' The .y oung meif de parted.• Dedicated to Cornell:loharley SmaU fac is • little slow in _Ticking up the sports of the day, but he bm got rowing down fine: We sahim-the other day, serenely sitting in his mother's wash tub, with two croquets mallets , run through the handles, and he was ladling away sicrosa the back yard it the sur prising speed of twenty-five strokes to the minute. Utterly saintlike: A Boston Lidy Bountiful fell into ecstasies about the lovely, sainthie expression of a boy of mine who formed one of the poor chil dren's excursion to Walden Pond, ,but her feelings sustained a cruel ;shock when Chip 'thing of beauty' was: heard to exclaim when sandwiches were dela •A..m ;. expect a feller to eat sandwiches with out mustard?' • A sedate Shaker with his hair brushed behind his ears and n e aring a broad-. brimmed hat; was surprised while stop ping at a frontier town by being hustled, elbowed and otherwiseinsulted. ly be turned upon a fellow who had pushed him off the sidewalk, and, after thumping him - against a poet few timek asked him what he meant by in" sufting a peaceable shaker. 'Blessed if you are not a Shaker,' said the discern flied gentleman, staunching the blood from his noise; 'from your hat and your liar the boys all thought you were one of them .catamount Charksys Or Dead Shot Dicks that are traveling around and 'do not mind being boot p. d about more than a yellei dorg.' A native of Flint ricer . township went. limping and_ groaning to the office of the new doctor with the blue and gold sign and Latin diploma and the new 'buggy and the chesnut horse with a blaze face. 'lt lithe rhenmatiz, doe,' groaned the patient; 'my . whole back it jest pinaKtvith it. lam one broad ache frainthe back of. my neck clean down to th e hips. I sin a-suffering the tor ments of the—' : •Let :me see your tongue,' said.the new doctor. 'Ab, yes; . I see, I see. That will do. Take this prescription. get it filled and - use 'as directed.,.. Four dollars.' - 'By hokey,' said thei afflicted one, as he • hobbled 1 - • away, of lam not the luckiest man in Flint Bilier. Four dollars for looking at my tongue! And I was jest on the bare pint of asking - him to. look at my whole back.' And he breathed hard as he thought by what a narrow escape he had saved his farm. —Burlington Hawk- E.O. ' , The season is here at last when the .. adventurous small bay thinks he can "make- experiments" with the. sluggish wasp that he finds creeping on windoi lash in the garret. Be is not wholly ignorant of the fAleti of the insect, but he has heard the saying that 'wasps will not sting till the June birds sing.' It is a great comfort for him to know this. It gives him a pOor idea of a wasp,', and encourages him to insult it. According- - ly he remoTes it from the window-sash, places it in his extended palm and tick-. lee it defhintly under the tribe. Later on, two strong women are holding that boy's hand while the anxious mother is exploring" his palm with a needle, and his little heels are churning boles in the nursery floor.. Thus is childish faith is the truth of cherished sayings shattered; thus is the first idol of our lives broken, and the first lesson of skepticism taught. —Brooklyn Eagle. PucrroortiPanio Two Luisa—A. few days ago, says-the London Telegraph,- as Herr Schweitzer, the principal photo grapher of Strasburg Germany, was arranging his atelier in the expectation of custom, the door was thrown open, and an exceedingly handsome ',young lady appeared on the ' threshold. Schirelizer at once recognized.lds visi tor as "Miss Mini," the golden-haired, blue-eyed "Lion Queen" of a traveling menagerie temporarily establishid on a plot of waste ground outside the Metzger Thor. "I want to have my Portrait taken," said the lair damsel. am at your service; pray be seated," replied the photographer, with a defer ential bow. "By your leave' idle re joined transifixing him .with a steely glance, 'lam not alone. Two friends are awaiting me outride your door.' So saying she set a Elver whistle to her lips and blew itehrilly, whereupon two stately lions stalked into the appart ment, greeting its proprietor with a iodation of growls that made his blood run cold. ',At a sign from their youth ful mistress, however, the formidable beasts sat down quietly enough, and Herr Schweitzer, gaining conAdenee from their peaceable demeanor, pro- . (seeded to 'group' his appalling clients with - trembling hands, pining Min Mina on a'sofa in a semi-reclining atti tude, with a lion en either side of her. AU three preserved a Statuesque immo bility during the eipesure, the result of which was a remarkably finepichire, now' adorning 'the windowil of the leading stationer's shop near the Cathedral. Hundreds of copies have already been sold, and Herr Schweitzer's minis quart d'heure with a couple .of loose lions is likely' to , prove the most remunerative period of his professional mem a