OLCOMB & TR VOL. VII. .--3'IIE- Bradford Republican, pntatsbod every Thltrsasy wt . Tow:suds. PS., ay HOLCOMB k TRAMP. Proprietors." Terms:—lf paid in advance, st.oo per annuli& not paid in adrallCo $1.23. To stibscribere ont of ihe county, $1,23, invariably in advance, the addition 'being made to cover prepayment of restage. Advertising Rates:-31: cents a line for first usertion, and five Cents per line for all sub,.: , rent insertions. Reading notice adverti.ing ten cents per line. Eight line.. constitute a square; and twelA3 lines an inch. Auditor's notices' $2.50. Administrator's and ;Executor's notices , $2.00. Yeirly advertising $lOO.OO per column: TUE R.l.l3laLlclai is published in the 'llse'', Moore and Nobles Block,' at the corner of Hain and Pine streets, over J. F. Corser's Boot mail Shoe store. Its circulation is over 24). As an advertising medivirnit is unexcelled In its im mediate field. r Our Clubbing Term& We will furnish all paying subscribers for a ltsrunticast within the county with guy • the following publications, until farther at the rates given below. Thu REPIIIILIC.Ut $l.OO in addition. Su!ise.ribers residing_ out of -tho co•int y will • charged 25 cents additional. New York Weekly Titues,.... • . ..'..f 95 Semi-Weekly Times, 2 30 New York Daily Tribune, 9 25 Weekly di 1 00 Semi-11 eekly 'di 2GO New York Daily Evening Post, 4 00 " Weekly " - " ... 115 3eini-IPeekly ~ if : 225 New York Weekly World, • .1 00 Setui-Weekly it& 190 Philadelphia Daily Times, 5 G 5 Philadelphia Weekly Times, ... ... ~.. 1 30 Philadelphia Daily kress, ... 8 00 Poiladelphia Weekly Press,— . '.... 1 10 Harper's Magazine,. .... ... ..... 310 'Harper's Weekly, 3 25 . Harper's Bazar, .• . 3 25 Scribuer's Monthly,.... 3 25 St. Nicholas, 2 50 Xpple:tou's Journal, -• 235 with steel engraving of Dickens.. 3 10 Popular Science Monthly, 4 00 • 4 if Supplement,.... 2 50 Magazine of American History 4 00 North American Review, 4 00 New York Medical Journal, 3 25 American Agriculturist, 1 10 . Country Gentlemen, I - 2 10 /inral Now VOA I OZN . • . 1 1 06 Toledo Blade, ' 160 Littell's Living Age, ~ 7 00 Atlantic Monthly, 3 25 Wide Awake, . 165 Babyland, 60 Lippincott, 3 25 Demoreat, 2 50 Godey, 1 65 • Scientific American, 2 75 Peterson's Magazine, 1 60 The Nursery, -, - 1.20 Farmer's Review 40 -Burlington Hawkey°, 1 50 New England Journal of Education.. 2 OQ Kendall's Treatise on . the Horse • 25 Arrival and Departure Of , It 'Malls arrive and depart at the Ilwanda Post- Wilco as follows: ' Phil., N. Y.. and Eastein States 4.00 a. ss Bushore, Laporte, ..... 1:30 • L. V. way mail from the North . 10.00 igheshequin 11:00 New' Era, kc., Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday..: Asylum, xc., Monday, Wednesday and Friday Troy, Burlington. tr.c 1:00 PC la Lellaysville, Rome; .tc 1:00 Closed pouch from Erie and NC R Its 2:30 . L. V. way mail from the South 4:35 Canton., am 1 :00 • Berelay 6:30 Closed pouch from Elmira and ER 11 10:40 • • ,DTMOIT. Canton. Monroeton, he Lehigh Valley way mall South Closed pouch Elmira, Erie and North -ern Central Railroads , ' 10:00 Troy, Burlington, hc • 10:00 liheshequin, hc 12:00 - x. - Barclay 1:00 pi.-x. New Era, Tuesda.y Thursday and Sat .- urday 1•00 -"+ 4 , , . , ~„; Asylum, Monday, Wednesday and ' Friday 1:00 teitiysville. Rome, kc 1:00 .., • ..,- Dtishore, & - c —.-.. 2:45 Lehigh Valleew Irk y Stat ' es l way mall North i, 8:45 ,_, . NVk Phila. and Eastern 7:45 offleo open from :00 a, x. - to 7:45 P? M. Money Order Mite@ open from 8:00 A. x. to 7:00 P. M. (Mice open on Sunday from 9:00 to 10:00a. st. . • P. POW ELL, P. M. • EHIGH VALLEY & PENNA. AND AA NEW YORK RAILROADS. ': ARRANGEMENT OF PASAINOER TRAINS 4' TO TAKE EFFECT MAT 15, Isso. EASTWARD. ATATIONS N;agars Falls Buffalo .... . • Rochester Lyons. Geneva' ....... Auburn 0weg0.......... Elmira ... Wsverly Sayre Athens - • Milan Meter fonatida ...... •• • Wysanking Standing Stone.. liatumerfield Vrenchtown Wyalaiing Lacey - wale ....:.-. i4kinuer's Eddy, Meshoppen , Alehoopany 'unkhannock LaGrange - Falls .• a..i B .Juhrtion Ataurn .:hunk Ilentown ...thlrbena Ea..ton .'ow York .. WESTWARD. STATIONS ..g .... ston • thichetu e licutowu anal Chunk.. %Ikea-Barre— B Juuction ila unktuianock ehoopany..— eshoppen.... inner's Eddy - repine . 3 - Musing renehtown unmertield Lauding:Rune *ysanking o«neda • • 1inter......... iLsn thetas . yre... 'Beverly 'Luiz& . i wc go . üburn. that& .. r neva }on. . °cheater Mrslo iagars Falls . Xo. 32 leavn Wystuning at 6:00, A. 85.. French. own 6.14, Itnadnertleld 6.23,Standing Stone 6.31 'snaking 6.40. Towanda 6.53, Ulster 7.06, 'Han 7:16, Athens 7:25, Ssyro 7:40, Waver s 71,5, arriving it Elmira 8:50. N 0.31 leaves Elmira 5:45 P. M.,,Wsverly 6:35, Yre 6 :45. Athens 6:50, Milan 6:59, Ulster 7:08, °wands Wysanklng 7:35. Standing Stone .44, linmmertield 7:52, Frestchtown 8:02. tres tle at Wysinsing st 8:15. Trains 4 and 16- nut daily tilicaptug ears on rains 8 and 15 between Niagara Falls and Phil elpbia and between r k ycma and New York with .la changes. .Parlor cars on Trains .2 and 9 .etween • Niagara Falls and Philadelphia with ,at change, and through coach to and from tocimater via Lyons: , •wx. STEVENSON. INPL NYRE PA May TS Ps. &N. Y. 11. AMERICAN CYCLOPEDTA. owANDA 10ENCY, reprassbiligaiiciviatkoa r Tins, Bradford, WyuMing, Sullivan, lulus mina, and on. - - Correspondence gromptlfattondad to. UltY.&-tr . - -'....,' - r. - , ."..-z-- ,,, e,.‘"r,ztl;•'-' , ,, , 6'..--: - - , , , • . . , . • - , "LT. I - - t. - - 9 , 1 ,, , ,,-- ' • . 1 - '',. " &,"--"---;‘•,---. k .....v. „.., , - 1 , ~. - _ -...1 . . ... .;- , 4 -...-,.„,. •;-,,,* _: ; , 1 , -. -4,1 : 1,, ' , -*- , - . '. - .. • . _ , • . - . . ; • , . - , . . - • , !....,1 , ,„*,.... , , , , - , . , ' 0 . 9 D:. . • , ' 4C ° 1 4 :,;•, .':f-, ‘,::: --' . - . • .. • , , . p.".. . , r , , , . , , • R I AD ..,. " . ..' 7... ~...•-_ I :'' 4 „ . : 01 : ::: 4 1 :9 ::._ 1 : 01. : .,, - ; : ;'i '.'-', , - '_. °- ' . -, . •'• A.„„4,...... ...• ..: ,• • ... ~._' - ' • . , • i d 1 g i i t',. . . ••• a 0 .-- . ..,. _ - ,,. ,~ .„ , : -- . : .r• - -;•,ii,? . " 1,, , ,, -''''' • ~ C , t t ~. _ . ~.... ... • ---. • ~ - ,•.-.let-,),4.‘ - -.7 0 ,.-,-- ...s i : , e-‘ -45`+'-- - ..- . 4 . • .., ' : 1 -- ...----,,.....-t..- ------..-----..---- ----.---.- , . . . , . 6 ~.. ; e , OF THE - PEOPI4. - , - L :. r , GOVEBEMENT. ii... , . *KM ~ ~ , . , , . . 1,00 ACT Publishers. 1 - I MIIIS trIMBEItLEY,Geo. W. 0 ce 2nd door south Zhm.• First National Bank, up stairs. sangBo IaILLIB, L. OLEtce over Kirby's Drug !Wit; Mercur Block. nov 13,7$ QMITII. ELLIANAN. Office oier.Kirby's Drug 17 Store, ur. Block. • 1/111726'78. CALIFF, :I..'.:lolflieo in Wood's Block, south First klatlonstßank, up stairs. June 12,78 ELSBEEE at SoNAN C Sisbrea. and /. Bisbrie.) Once In lilercor Block. Park St. mayll.7B DECK & OVERTO (Deaf M Peck mid D d ()Dor i. ton). Otßce.ave gill's Market 49-'79 ,• 0 VERTON &I,W,DEELSON (E autos and Jima &usderson.) - Mee in Adams Block. 31119518 MAXWELL, WM. Office over Dayton's Store sprit 14.76 'WILT , . J. ANDREW.. Office in Mean's Block spr 14,76, nPOTIEB, CMINOCIIIat & HALL. (W T Davies. Wli Glaroweltax. L N Hall.) Mice in rear of Ward Hottae..Entrance on poplar Et. 0e12,15 aODADT or brlVtituur attenti . on paid Ic a business in . OrPhans' Court and to the settlement of estates. Oftic in Montanye's Block - 49.79 . . htr:qi-EUSON k" YOUNG. (I. McPherson and W. I. Young.) Oaks south aide of Marone' Block. fob 1,7 K hirADILL As KINNEY. Mike corner Main and Pine it. Noble's block. second' floor front. Collections promptly attended to. - feb 178 Turizaems, ANGLE k DINFINGTON. (II N v Williams. E J d d E E Buffington). Office west side of Msin street; two doors north otArtnis office. All business entrusted to their cat'e will receive prompt &Mutton. oct 2.6.17 9:00 ♦. AI 9:15 115' 9' 7 'WILLIAM, EDWARD. Practical Plumber Off _and Gas Fitter. ,Place of , business in Mer cur Gloat next door te Jouniel office opposite Public Square. Plumbing, Gais Fitting, Repair ng Pumps (Axil kindsfaxul allikinds of Goering promptly attended to. AU wanting work in his no shnold atvw him 11. MIL =,..% - -314717.17 ;P.M. A.M.'N.M. P. • 2.05 , 7.20......1 7, 2.50, 13.2 k 9. j 5.15 10.30 . ..• 0.30:11.:30 . L 6.54.11.55 ; ..... ... 1.14' 5.301. 805: .• 9.0040.50" ..... ; 9.10, 1.45 9.00, n ..... 9.45 i 2.104,9.40' 4.1 'L - tp -• -'0 WWII. C. 8. Geperal Inalrance Agency. Towanda, A . Office In Whitcomb's Book 110.10', 2.30 1 10.061 4.30 stdre. • July 12,76 10.15 2.3410.05 l 4.34 ,10 46 3.603043 1 )5 .. • 1 • I !10.34i 5.: 11.03 , ... 11.* 5. •11.16 1 3.3 . 6,11.30, 5. .11.4 2 4, 9.64 11.49 J 6! 1....•.•11.53 , ' G. ~.I 4.10'12.10, 6. • 6. .12.25 . 4.37; 1.00 7. 1.10 7. 1.25 7. . 1.05' 5.10, 1.45 8. 1.35 5.25 2.20 8. 3.45' 7.30' 4.50,11. ...... ..! 4.44' 8.24 5.53112. ...... 5.00 8.35 6.05i12, 5.30 8.00 6.40112, ! 6.55 10.35 ,8.251 2. 8.05 9.15 1 A.M. P.M. P.M.. P.M . - _ ryELEVAIi HOUSE. ELMIRA. N. Y. C. T. Smith. 3 3 ;L formerly of the Ward 'louse. Towanda, Pro prietor. This Hotel is located immediatly 26 opposite the railroad depot. Every pains taken for the comfort of guests. inlY 5.77 4-5 . • 3-.30 x ' ,12 P.M. A.M.A.M. P.M. .. 6.30 .... 7.40 3.40 ../ B.OU 9.09' 4.15 ~•19.15' 5.50 9.50' ....'10.45 1 6.15 10.65'-.... 10.54, 6.24 11.03...,. 11.561 - 7.25 1.083 6.00 2.031 9.45 • 1.3 5. G. 35 2.25 10.10 7.02; .... , 10.30 10.42 2.18 7.33 3.0r3,10.52 ...I 7.57, -.311.13 8.04 3.28:11.19 ...` 8.19 ... ...I 9.031 8.23 3A6 1 11.36 8.43, 4.03 ' 11:55 8.551 .... 12.06 , ....i 9.10 9.19; .. ..;12.34 4 00' 930 4 *** 12.45 9.43 4,55112.57 ... 9.52 1.06 ... 4.30 10.00 5.103 1.15 ... 4.40 10.10. 5.201 1.23 • 4.45,10.20 5.30 1 , 1.30 ... 5.2511.10 6.11 2.15 ....! 6.95 .... 8.30 . 9.35 1 .... 6.10 2 . .10 6.40 : .... 7.41 ,, 5.00, 8.14! 8.40 5 . .501 9.50! 7.40 9.40 1 .... ... 14.40 , 112.06, 8.00 1.03: 1.081 9.40 P.M. P.M. A.M. A.M. C. J. EILPJ, Maumee . for D. eppeltos & Co. Towairm Pa ..T:::;,::k:, ~,..'). .e•-: 7 •1- ',''',",. Towanda Business. Direci cry. ATTORAErs-AT-taw MASON & THOMPSON, ( (G . Mann , E. .4.* Thompson,) Attorneys4t-Law. special at tention to conveyancing. examination of title and all matter relating to real estate. Collec tions promptly remitted. Once over Patch & Tracy's store. - znarlo-81. JAMES 'II. AND JOHN W., CODDINO, Attor neys and Counsellors-at-Law. Office in the liereur Bloat, over C. T. Siihrs Drug Store. July S. 'SO tr. fiIHOILTSON, W. H. and E. A.,' Attorneys-at Law, Towanda. Pa. Office In , Marcnr Block, over C. T. Kirby's Drug Store, entrance onktain street, Ant stairway north of Post:office. All business promptly attended to. • Special atten tion given to claims against the United ,States for Pensious, Bounties, Patents. etc., and to collections and settlement of decedent's es kites. April 21. -ly PHIBICANB AND SURGEONS TOHNSOII. - T. 8., M.D. *Office over Dr. H. C. IJ Partars'a Drna Satnra f ta:l2 MEWSOII, Drs. D. N. 1: F. G. OfSceAtDwelling AA on Elver Street. corner Weston St. feb 12,77. Lt C. S., 11. D. Mice Ist door. above old. L' bank building, 4in Main street. Special at. tention given to diseases of the throat and lungs. ju1y19,78 • WOODBURN, B. M., M.D. - ce and real dence. Main street, north of M.E.Churcb Medical Examiner for Pension Department. feb 22,78 DAYS& E. D.. M.D. Office over Montanye's Store. Office hours from 10 to 11 ♦.M. and from 2 to 4 P. Y. Special attention given to Diaeases of the Eye, and Diseases of the Ear. oct 20.77 HOTELS. trENRYZOIISE. Main •t.. next corner south &A of Bridge street. New house and new furniture throughout. The proprietor has spared neither pains or expense in making his hotel first-cltas and respectfully solicits a share of public patronage.. Meals at all hours. ' Terms reasonable. Large Stable attached. mar is 77 W3I. HEBB'S% SECRErSOCIETIE3 WATKINS POST, NO. 68, 0. A. R. fleets every Saturday evening. at Military Hall. GPA. V. MYER, Commander. J. H. Kriviunay., Alijegant. feb 7, 79 QrreDwrox, NO. 57:: Meets at H. of P Hail every Monday evening at 7:30. In :mance $2,000. Benefits $3.00 per week. dyer age annual cost, 5 years experience, $ll. -J. P.. RITTRIDGE, Reporter, JEssr. WARDELL, JR., Dictator. - feb 22.78 BIt&DFORD LODGE. N 0.167, I. 0. 0. F. Meet in Odd Fellow's Hsll, every Monday evening at 7 o'clock. W.MIIISN HILL, Noble Grand. jug° 12,75 HOUSE AND SIGN PALVTING POST. No. S Second street.' All order' . 1 . will receive prompt Attention: Juno 11,75. TOBACCO AND CIGARS THE LITTLE STORE ROVER VIE CORNER W. U. Smalley, Dealer in Tobacco, Cigars Pipes. and Smoking Goods. Choice Confection ary alwaYrin hand . ; No. 2, Park at. inaYl7.7B EDUCATIONAL. RTAN, G. W., County Supekntendent. Office days last Saturday of each. month, over Turner it Gordon's Orug Store, Towanda P. - • July 19,78 SSUSQUEHANNACOLLEGIATE ' INSTITUTE. The Fall Term of twenty-eight year com mences on Monday August 22nd. 1881.1 For cats- Logue or other information. address or call on the Principal. EDWIN E. QUtsLAN. A. M. Towinda. Ps. uly 19.78 PLUMBER AND GAS FITTER iN L7RAYcE _ , MISCELLANEOUS. • IrOWNER, IL L., 31. D.. 110=0w :rum PninacLut h. EitraGlON. Residence and Wilco just north of Dr. Corbon's Main street. Athena. Ps. 20 10 • KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE 35 05 Is sure in its effects, mild in iti action as it does 35 not blister, yet is penetrating and powerful to 00 reach every deep siesta pain or to remove any 00 bony growth or other' enlargement., such,-as .15 spavins, splints curbs, callous, sprains, 5we11,55 ,55 ings and any lamenosi and all enlargements of :20 the joints or limbs. or for rheumatism in man .35 and for any purpose for which a liniment is used -- for man or -beast. It is now known to be the best liniment for man ever need,iicting mild and yet certain in its effects. • Bend address for Illustrated Circular which .we think gives positive proof of Its virtues. No remedy has ever met with such unqualified nie ce's to our knowledge, for beast se well a man. Price , ll per bottle. or six 'nettles tor, $5. All Druggists have it or can get it:for you, Or it will be sent-to any address on receipt of price by the proprietors, Dn. 8..1. KENDALL k Ca., Enos burgh Falls. Vt. Sold by all Druggists. NEW CARRIAGE FACTORY • PINE STREET, ;. Between Main and Sesond, Opposite the Jail Mclntyre & Sp encer, Respectfully announce to the public that they are prepared to build all kind. of FAMILY CARRIACEB Top & Ope'n Bug4gies, slump £*D riassout aiworatwAatote. Trotting Sulkies an . Skeletons, THEY ALSO KEEP ON HAND FOR SALE ,READY FINISHED WAGONS OF ALL THE' ABOVE CLASSia. • i Made of the best material and in the bait style AU work warranted to give perfect satisfaction. PAINTING 1 SPECIALTY I We have one of the best Carriage Painters. in the Country e and do all work in this line et the lowest rates. AU kinds of Repairing neatly and promptly done at reduced prices. Making new springs and repairing old ones a speciality. All work guaranteed.. Please give us a call. maNrna a ZPSNCIR. Uvulas. Tan 4.1880-1 v VAN DYKE'S SULPHUR .80AP • Is without a rival in the cute of skin diseases of all descriptions. It has been thoroughly tested by the medical faculty and the public. and is re commended and extensively used by physicians. This soap Is combined with pure sulphur. which enters the pores of the skin, and being absorbed into the blood restores therefrom an tumuli nem by exciting the skin'to healthy. tenon. Be aura to ask for -VAN DYKIPB SULPHUR SOAP, insist upon it, and take no imitation. Bold by druggists. j Jan. 13.-Cm. MS CURES. SPEPSIL LIVER IT IE Ve,esPPZi CURE !ism, Dropsy, earl Cusses, BU. to usness, Wervous debt u, gee, I% Zest =EN ISM to Man! 11,000;000 Bottles SOLD fONCEI 1870. This Syrup possesses , Varied Propafies. It Stimulates the Ptrdine intim Saliva, which converts' the Starch and Sugar of the !bed into glucose. A dell• cieney in Ptyaline muses Wind and Souring of the timid In the Mosaiself. the medielne le taken immediately alter eating the fermentation of *bed is pre. -vented. It acts *epos the Liver. • It nets upon the Aridness. • • • It Regulates UN Dowels. . _ It Par the Blood. ' It the Nervous Modem. It tes Digestion.. . It Nourishes. Strengthens and It carries off the Old /flood and ll = l =e Itoens the storm of the skin and Whom Healthy Perspiration. It neutralises the hereditary faintt,, or poison In the blood, which generates Bcrofnla, Sr, sipelas; and all manner Of skin diseasei and Internal humors. - There are no spirits employed in its maim facture, and it can be taken by the most dell ode babe, or by the agedandleeble, careen% being raintinits attention to directions. 4 DRUGGISTS SILL IT. t • Laboratory, ;77 West • NEW , i'0174.0 CITY. I !Never filbt to., Cure. Ashland; SchnykiU Dear Sir :—Thir is to certify that your DIDIAR tierna ß gu h vinratircriim2= for 25 years . B. B. Brz.taux: Disease of the Stomach. Ashland. Selnsykill co.. Pa Dow Sir:—l have used your excellent INDIAN BLOOD SIIIIIIP for Disease of the Stomach, and it has proved to be a valuable medicine. • Mss. d. Amiss. Nervous Debility. Turtle Point;Mckesu co., Pa. Dear Bir:-1- was troubled with .Nervous De tdllty and partial Paralysis, for a number of years, and obtained no relief until I used your INDIAN 13400 D SYNUPokshort trial of which restored me to health. For Scrofula. Turtle Point, McKean co., Pa Deat little girl liras cured of Inflam mation of the Pace and Eyes, by the use of your reliable INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP. A physician bad previously felled to afford relief and it was thought that the child Could not live. Its neck and breast was entirely covered with Scrofulous Sore., which are now entirely gone. • Sure Care for Liver Complaint. Turtle Point, McKean co.. Pa . Dear Sir:—This is to certify that your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP, has effectually relieved me of Liver Complaint' and Dyspepsia, after the doc tors failed. • - . "Remedy for the Rheumatism. Turtle Point. McKeon co., Ps • Mir sir:—l hale used your excellent INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP for Rheumatism and Liver Com plaint,-and have derived great relief therefrom. Damue 8131P8011. An Agent's Testimony:- Turtle - Point, McKean co., Pa • Dear Sir:—l was a life-long sufferer from Liver Complaint until I used your great INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP. from which I soon obtained permapent relief. I also And the Syrup to be valuable Bowel Regulator. llamas C. Ebuysoli. A Valuable Medicine. Berlin, Somerset Co.,Ps Dear is to certify that your reliable INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP Is the best medicine ever used in my family. Hoping the public will be benefited by this great remedy, I take great pleasure in giving my testimony of its value. Josura P. 811178.4XL5. Dyspepsia and Indigestion. Dat■ Sires I take pleasure in. recommending your INDIAN BLOOD BYRUP as the best medi• clue made. People who are Dyspeptic should not fail to give its trial. For tne Stomach it has no equal. I have , used it and know it to be a valuable medicine. rurrre - ginesisont. 140tOmplaInt. Somerset Co., Pa. Dear Sir:-41 vinis" troubled with Liver Com. plaint for.o longtime, and by the persuasion of your Agouti I commenced taking your excellent INDIAN BLOOD STRUP,which has greatly. bene fited me: : : I have 'never found any medicine to canal. it, and can confidently say it is a safe and highly valuable remedy, , • , Pain in the Breast. Berlin-, Somerset Co.. Pa. Dear was attleted, with a Pain in my Breast and Side. and 'when I would lie down. I could scarcely breathe for Pain, I was also very weak In my• Breast and Lungs. I used some of your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP and am now near. ly well. My Lungs are strong - once more and I am very grateful to yen for such 'a valuable remedy Dyspepsia and indigestion. Philadelphia, Pa. Dear I:pi—This is to cent* , that your mins ble INDIAN BLPOD? SYRUP ban cured me of., Dyspepsia and Indigestion. which I had been afflicted with for years. For Kithiey Diseaoes. Philadelphia, Pa Dear WWI subject to severs Pains in toy Kidneys . , Weakness and Painful Sick Headache. !or years. and failed to obtain relief, until I was induced to try your reliable INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP:• abort trial of which restored me to perfect health No• 1525 Bartnim St I _ For Costiveness. Dear Sir:—l was troubled with Costivenes and Headache, and the use of your- INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP proved most beneficial to me. It is the best medicine I ever used. No 817 Federal S t For Bllllousness. Dear sir: —I was afflicted with Dyspepsia and Billiousness los-years, and haled to procure lief until , I began using your INDIAN BLOOD gYBUP, which soon effectually relleied me. 1 take great pleasure in recommending its use tb the afflicted. No.-1035 Locust St Disease of the Stomach and .Liver. Bushkin. Pike Co., Pa. . bear Sir• =' This is to certify that I have used your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP for Diastase! the Stomach and Liver, and have been much bene fited thereby. • Beat Family Medicine. Bushkin. Pike Co.. Ps. Dear Sir . ; -1. consider your reliable INDIAN BLOOD 131 RIIP the best medicine I ever used in my family. It is just as recommended. ILaiazz, Cuanza Remedy for Worms. • Bushkin. Pike Co.. Ps. Dear filr:—l bare used your great INDIAN BLOOD STUMP in my tinily for Worm and Summer Complaint. and it baa proved effectual in all eases. Never Falls to Core. Brushlifll, Pike Co.. Pa. Dear Elsr:-Idy daughter nu In Poor Health and a short trial of your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP entirely cored her, AGENTS WANTED SYRUP in every town or ( village. in which I have no agent. Particulars given on application. ,TOWANDA. 'BR : i 70.4 D -..- com . : tr_PA 4 - . THURSDAY, . JULY 28, 1881. somr PROM THE APGRANEME. _ 1 In venturing to publish a few specimens of the literature of a remote race, who ha lately attracted the attention =of the whole civilized world. I deem itnecessary to offer a word of explanation, lost the reader should conclude that the eollciquialignis of Cabool are too suspicionsly like the slang ota . our own metropolis. Sir William Leslie,, in his ad mirable work on the "Social Life and Manners Of the Afghans,' lays:: 'Their poetry is rude and simple. full 'of colloquial phrases, to' celebrates - only the primitive passions and most familiar surroundings of their daily life." It will be obserVed that this remark Is emi nently true, ,if . the following sonnets are faithfully typical of Pushtzneh literature.. In translating, I have been at some pains to preserve a natural atmosphere-by substitut ing for the idioms, of the Pusbtu language such of our own Colloquialisms as most nearly corresponiL-In no other way could .I preserve the viva voce tone df the original!. • CUBES tll MSEISES OF THE STONICH, HINTS, SUL BLOOD. A weird 'phenomenon, 0 mule. art (hoi ! One pensive ear inclined toward the wed. The other son'-son'-east by a little son', The acme explicate of peace and rest. But who can tell at what untoward hour - ,tion,. . . . With fervid eloquence and awakening power, Thy hee-haw and thy heelsin wild conjinc tion? . War, Havoc, and Destruction envy thee I D. C. Wrarsatp WAiIItZEI Smrra F. F. 113LSHOF Berlin. Somofoot Co.. Pa Eowssii) Zonai D. D. BALL GEoaas if. trsurr Jains Mum Philadelphia, Pa Jae. A. Butiwrr Philadelphia. Ps. Fame T.Goastury Fasaitzs Votantszar Tnommi Cornuain MEAN V a - Eruct. Thy shimherlog energy will assert, its fano- Go t kick the stuffing but of Time and - Space 1 " - • Assertthisolf. thou Child of Destiny, . Till nature Amide aghast - with frightened fate I " • .1 A greater marvel art thou than the wonder or Zeus from high Olympia Winching thun der. No. 2.—TO A GOAT. Thou bast a serious aspect, but methinks - Beneath' the surface, Billy, I discern A ilioughtfel tendency to play high-jinks, A solemn, waiting viickednesa enpern. , Within the amber circle of thine eye There lurketh mischief of eitUCCOIIII kind,- 'A humor grim, mechanical, and dry; Evasive, subdolomyand undefined. wuuld I studetallood "boo belles, DM - Beseech thee of thy courtesy explain: Now, doth the flavor of a poster fill Thy ntibost need? Of old theta art thou fain? I pr'ythee, goat, vouchsafe some informs- tion. Oh, say 1 Corile, now Get out! Oh. thunder ationl No. 9.—TO TAFrIr. Hail, Taffy, new-born goddess I Thou art COMO Into the world emollient and serene, With liberal hands dispensing balmy gum, A sirup-mouthed, molassess-visagedqueenl - What art thou giving tm, 0 gracious one ? Thou dost assuage our daily cares and toils. 'Tie thine to mollify the rasping dun. • Thine to alleviate domestic broils; The lover seeks thy aid...to win his joy, The statesmen looped toward' thee, and the preacher, The interviewer, and the drummer -boy. Who drnmmeth wisely, owning, thee for teacher. _ The clam-dispense': toots thy Innetal praise, The lightningloddist knoweth all thy ways. —D. S. Proudfit, "Bric-a-Brac," Scribner for July. Pox mg winsucar. MEI.HAWSAII VANLOON. "Take up thy semis and bear it on;" ah me! They little reek, - Who Prape and babble of Gethsemane, _ ,Whereof they speak; Vernon of course they are, Labeling all their blessings, "sPolla of war." "This is the way He leadoth thee, my friend; The erueiblp; Be patient, 0 be brave, nnto the end, All will'be well: Itmust be need most dire Kindled for thee this , three fold lanuice fire." Friends, my waste places ye • have never , known. • Nor ever will: • i And if Ye love me oh let me alone. • •In them to dwell: :.--•_ , . I Or, it your hearts mnst dO :•', '- Some kindly thing, just say—Pl jiltylicin." Life is a mystery and so is death,' I shrink from both; A frightened cry goes forth with ov'ry breath, ' Longing, yet loath • To put aside the veil, And know what Hes beyond it, woe or weal. No LETTER Ron Mn. BOncti l —A man from Branch county being in gaiter City soon lifter a post , office was estab lished tbeie went up to the shanty one day with intent to inquire for-mail mat ter. A man from Missouri was keit ahead of him, end inquired if there 'was any letter for Zechariah Burch. 'Be' you the feller ?' inquired the - postmas ter. "I am.' 'Named - Zaehariab, are yel?"Yee, sir.' 'Too: infernal long for this country. You'd better chop it initwo.' 'I axed it there was a letter here for Zechariah Burch,' said the Missourian, with a bad gleam in his eyes. ,'Andl heard ye, and there ain't nothing of the sort here.' Kinder seems to me there is." Then I'm' , a liar IP , The pair looked at each other for a minute, and then Burch remarked: 'Mebbe you are.' Uncle Sam's offiffial bopped out of his den and' went for Zachariab Burch. It was a pretty even match for ten minutes, and then the postmaster got big favorite hold. Soon after that event Mr. Burch observed: 'Stranger; I reckon it's no use to pro long this sorrowful affair.' I reckon not, but ye inquired for a letter for Burch.' Yes." And you gave it to me putty strong that doh a letter had arrived." Yes, I did,' replied Burch, as he felt of his left ear to see what por tion was left for future fights, 'but I've bin thinking powerful bard in the last ten minute; and I guess the Ole woman back in MissOuri has put off writing till next Sundiy.- Let's go out and take Bahia' to bring tears in our eyea4— Litik Rock Granite. Designs upon a distinguished mai': A party of Boston fashionables were great ly, shocked , by the remark of au impul sive young lady who dwelt on Beacon HIiL TLe evening wasexcessively warm and irritated by her sufferings she tbrew herself back in her chair, czclaim ing.'Oh,. Eli, it's so horridly bot to night I'd like to have Charley Francis Adams for - a sweetheart I' 'Oh, isn't—this—delghtful l' Says Angelina to Evelina. think surf- : bathing is ad splendid,' and then she icooved up a half pint of water in. her shapely - hands and donned it in het companion's face. 'Yon—mean, baba. ful thing. If you ever do that again—' and the.war would havebeen continued but for the advent of twonoblaknights, who escorted the ladies far out where the breakers were rolling beautifully. THE STOdY - OF A car:rpm Every one- iu Paris. knowi barley, th 4 livery stable keeper. -His estab- lialunent ie now half a century old. atni he furnishes the Ftutboneg St. Germain witkall the eirriagee they hire. Many of the upper ton have their homes in the co - intry, .and never Take their 'poiites to Paris. Therefore Monsieur de "Dierisi, imm4diatet7sifter bia arrival, went to see Darla to enlists a coupe. "After the lama salutations, the fol lowing dialogue began:, 'Well, Darley, I want a handsome , coupe, with one horse; now how much will it be?' 'What will the amount of *work be, EN2 'Oh. nut very . mti*,. neireir Wittltrit before 6 firthe viiita. and take a drive in the park. In the evening . 1 want it to take me to the thAatre. or home from the club. Darley' reflectively scratched his bead. I • 'Well, how much a month do you want for it?' 'Hum—let me see. For a new coupe and a good liorse, in May, the busiest month—seven hundred and fifty banes is eheap.' j 'What! from 5 o'clock to midnight, or 1 O'clock in the morning?' - 'Yon mit remember that during the , remainder of the tithe I can't use either the Coupe or the Xopue.' 'Well, let us arty seven hnndred franca; that's handsome pay for so little work.' • '4ll right,' grumbled Darley. 'Same place, I suppose?. 'Yea' _'Well, I'll send it round to-morrow.' An boar later Darley roceived with the utmost respect, anotner important customer, Madame de Belro,y. 'Well,, madame, whet can I do for you? Carrriage, eh? Well, let me re commend a laudau—in that madame's toilet can be seen to the best advan tage.' 'No, sir; as you see ram yet in mourning and came to Paris only to settle some affairs.' 'Bat Madame will pardon me if I say that in a coupe her beauty --' 'No, Monsier Parley, I am a widow and I liveretired. I want a carriage only fol. my shoppiug and such things; a coupe will do we— a simple - coupe with one horse—eleaantly lined but dark. How much will it be per month?' 1 'That depends upon the work.' 'Oh, it will not be much. At 9 o'clock I will drive to mass; after break fait I shall have calla to makOtufd shop ping t0,d0.; at 3 o'cloCk drive This is all,, irvar_..any Ant in the evening, • "Well, rgai i El; during May, our business WO , Dhe Itrice is seven bun ; dred franca nt 'Too much;: ththihila It seems to me _ that six buudred francs—' 'Come; :madame, ;:I have something , that will just suit you; something very elegant, but•quiet; lined with silk—' 'Yon tempt me; Well, be it so. Send it around to-Morrow morning,' And so it - bapperied •that Monsieur de Merisi and Madame de Belroy bad the same coupe by the i month. * * ;*- * T he gentlemen found this Fout very soon. One daY he saw in one of the coupe pockets note book, with gray enameled cover and gold border, in which were severalcards. On the back of some of these s were metnoranda, such as calls to be made, impressions, reflections, etc) He examined a Card and read on one side: MADAKEDs BEISOY. On the other side, in a delicate fem inine handwriting, were these pencilled lines: After Mass to the Bitters. Then to the Mission for the Poor. At half-past 12, uly lawyer. Then to the cemetery. Then to St, Thomas church. At! o'clock see -grandmamma. At o'clock. Julius. No I fed that he is mine. - The coupe stopped at the club. 'She must be a saint,' thought ?aerial; 'but whO is this Julius?' Re replaced the note-book where be bad found it, and, alighting, said to the coachman: 'Some one left. a) : note book in the coupe. Consequently some one must have used it.' - The . coachman's, onnfasion showed Metisi that ho was not mistaken. The name of Madame•. de Being Ins not unknown to him,.but he had lived so long away from Paris 'that' he couldn't iemember Who she was. As soon as be had entered the club room he sought for information. ' . 'Do Bassin;' said he, 'do you knew a Madame de Belroy! 'Yes,' replied tbat gentleman, 'she that was little De St: Saone, Poor Bebop died last year, and she is plug-• ad in grief. ilt was a great lose.' • 'Who? Belroyr 'No, his wife, who is charmingbut is always invisible. Society 'sees her no more.' Marisi now waited anxiously for another find in the coupe. But, alas! for a whole week neither note-book nor anything else was forgotten But the little 'saint.' who spent hei time l i eo piously, occupied his rebid incessantly. So he said one evening to the coluds- 'I have discovered that my coupe is also used by a Madame de Belroy. Do not deny it. I am sure. 'Now. lam curie= to see this lady. Tell me where I might do so.' • kWell. air. every morning at 9 o'clock I take her to,rizass at the church of St. l'bilippe.' - Next morning Monsieur de .Merisi Was punctuaL and saw bii - saint at her devotions. It 'seemed to him tha — t !Met before hid he seen, snob a lovely face. She was stilt, n mourning. She wore a small bona i# of black tulle,. which framed her 1(44 blonde hair; a long veil of blaok l gsuze hung down on the train of her dress, which was of deed black silt. trimmed with black sursh. In her black-gloved hands were a mis sal of saints' pictures and ilinminated texts. Meriai paid little attention to the ma& _ 'atth„' though! he, 'lf I had known there was on earth each* woman ..- beautiful, young, modest and shunning society, oh! I would have adored her. How gracefully she makes the signs of the cross. She is a litte saint. Bat that ;Julins--who tho dance can, he be?' From this moment Monsieur de Merisi hung uponher *tsp. He saw her every morning itt, the ohureirof BF. Philippe. and invariably followed her. Her route was nearly alw!iys the same: To her grandmother's,' 'to the parish priest's, to the sisters of amity, to her . IaY4W I 40 4 0v, , iana.--.4.'./4-. 4 - 4 ! hiatialim the Boulevard St. Maier . At hilt De Merisi came to the conclu sion that he was a fool. He was occu pied with Madame de Belroy to such a degree.that he neglected for her sake the affaira for' which he had dome to Paris. There was only one thing to be done—to ask p..rtniiasiOn to be present ed to her, and to pay hi l s addresses to her. His state of mind Imo; becoming intolerable. Bo one diii . lo the olnb he said to Monsietii deNilleParte who waa. nicknamed the 'Elite Diriietory.' - 'Do you know the . Bekey family, _Villeparte?' `Very well, indeed; but there's not Many left—only the grandmother And 'Gould you present me?' 'Hum--not easily; the grandmother is eighty years old; the young widow is nearly always in the country and lives very retired since the death of her hus band.' 'Come, now, as a great favor_to me.' 1•11 see. 'But at once, because I'm going away.' 'Well, I'll go to-morrow and see the grandmother.' • tr 'Are you acquainted with the young widow, too?' 'Known her ever since she was born, my dear boy; a handsome, distin guished and graceful woman.' *And she is—hum—hum—never been any scandal about her, has thrire_f.' Villeparte arose with such precipita tion that he overturned his chair. 'What do you mean?' he roared. 'Madame de Belroy 1 Why not a whis per has been heard—' Outwardly discomfited. but inwardly rdjoicing, Merisi abased himself before his indignant friend, and finally suc ceeded in making his peace. The next morning he again followed theh chaiming widow, who spent her time as usual. The stay which she mkt at the Boateyard_l3L. Michel. however, seemed to him a little longer than -usual. And it seemed to him, when she came out, that her toilet was a little disarranged. Her hair was dis heveled, •her bat awry, and her collar rumpled. But after some moments of jealous rage, the answer of Monsieur de Villeparte came to his mind, and he quickly repented of his distrust. The grandmother had ' been very amiable and bad given.: Monsieur de Villeparte permission to present his friend. Tins was soon done, and Mon sieur de Merisi fell deeper in love than before, if it were possible. The old lady befriended-him, tog. He was her partner at the card table, and need to read to her newspapers and the newest of novels. He was a clever fellow, was De M.erisi. But he was a suspicious fellow too, and be had retained' the coupe, hoping again to find ';thp note which • had deeply tuteraittgd him. 'Julius' stuck in his memo?* But 'his researches were far from successful. Being more and more captivated by Madame de Balmy. he at last 'dared to declare his intentions, and was strongly supported by the• grandmother. Madame do BAT roy did not say 'No,' and so the en gagement began. One day De Monsi leaped into his coupe to make a purchase required by his new situation—au engagement ring of fabulous value and exquisite taste. The gray note book was there. He opened, it. The memoranda had changed very little: - 'The lawyer's; the priest's; the milli ner's; flowers; bring Julian his shako.' A shako! Not one of the friends of the Belroy family was in the' army; what could it mean? With feverish baste he turned the card over. Max! he found too easily the meaning. 'He looks .adorable with his new shako. How silly .1 am! He would not leave my. room last- night, and I pre tended to be angry?' Tingling with jealous rage and shame, Merisi ordered the . coachman to drive him immediately to Madame de Bel roy's hone. She was waiting for him at her window. - 'Why, how funny she exclaimed, 'you are in my coupe. Mogi did it happen, and what does it 'mean?' Merisi was deadly pale, so angered litlut he. He choked with rage as he endeavored to find words to upbraid her. - * * Suddenly an unexpected visitor made his appearince. It was a little boy. four or five years old, 'adorned with a shako and sabre. So frightened was the little fellow 17 the agitated air of Monsieur de Merisi that' he sought refuge in the folds of Madame de Bel roy's dress.' 'Why, Julius,' said abet, - ,patting his cheek, 'What is the matter?' 'Julius!' roared the discomfited lover, 'is this Julius?' 'Yes; he is my gratidson, a fiber or phan. By and b+ . I shell tell you all about his mother and the trouble I bad to be appointed his guardisn,, and heir I nied to go and see him at the Boule vard St. Michel, where he lived. Now, Julius, - go and kiss Monsieur de Marie', who, lam sure, will be very kind to yoli—if he loves rue truly.' . Monsieur de Merisi did love her truly. He loved her so truly that be would have died rather than tell her that he had doubled her. -Ana she does not know it to this day. I Sow Miss Jenkins "Got Oct Of It. It was 'writing afternoon'--said Miss Jenkins,--aud my scholars were new. If yon had dver neen a teacher, my dear, you would realize what the conabinatioti of those two simple !facts vimplies—the weariness of body and the utter vexation of spirit. - First, there's the holding , Of the pen. If there'll one thing more than another in which scholark exhibit their own originality, it is in managing a pen-holder. Thea,lthe ink: To some it was simply ink, nothing more. To others it seemed an irtesistible tempter, whispering of unique designs, grotesque or otherwise, to be worked out upon desk or jacket, „or perhaps upon the back of one small hand. ispcsitheafteriliantibtfsilthib. ^ l ani_going to tell you, I had had more correcting to do than usual, for some of the scholars were stupid, and couldn't do as I wished; and others were care less, and didn't. try. What with the looking, and stooping, and continual showing, I-felt my patience giving way, and when I saw that three of the largest boys hid left the page upon which they should have been practicing, and were mak t ink 'unknown characters'' in differ ent parts of their books, I lost it utter-' ly. 'That I will not have,' said I sharp ly,. 'I will punish any boy who makes u mark. upon any butlthe lesson page. , They were very still for a while. *othing was heard but the scratch, scratching of the pens, and the sound of my footsteps asl walked up and down the aisles. Involuntarily, I found my self studying the hands f before . me as if they bad been faces. There was Harry Sar.ford's, large and plump. but flabby withal, and not over clean. . His 'n's' stood weakly upon thoir loge, meamiase' to. feet the need of other letters to prop them - up. Walter Lanes's, !red and chapped,-, with short, stubbed 'fingers, nails bitten off to the quick, , had yet a certain air of sturdy dignity; and his 'n's,' if not lumalsome, were certainly plain, and looked asif they knew their place, and meant to keep it. Tommy Silver's, long and limp; bps meared.with ink frem palm to nail, vainly strove to keep time with a ton gue which 'wagged, uncertainly, this way and that, and which should have been red, but was black, like the fingers. His.'n's' had neither form no come liness, atd might have stood for iv's,' or even quite as well. , • Then there was Hugh Bright's hand, hard and rough with work, holding the pen as if he never meant to let go; but his 'u's' were 'n's,' 4ind could - not be mis taken for any else, . At length- I came to Frank Dunbar's desk—dear little . Frank, who had been a real help and comfort to me since the day' when hd bashfully knocked at my door, with with books and slate in hand. His hand was white and shape ly; fingers spotless, nails immaculate, and his •the—but what was it that sent a cold chill over me as I look at (hem ? Ah, nay dear, if I should live a. thous and years, I could never tell you how I felt when I found that Frank Dunbar had written half a dozen letters u p on opposite page of his copy -book .! 'Why, Frank,' said j, 'how did that happen.?' • did it:' "Yon did it before I spoke?' said I, clinging to a forlorn hope. 'No, 'm; I. did it afterward. I for got.' 'Oh, Frank ! my good, good boy ! How Could you ? I shall have to pun ish you.' ' 'Yes, 'm,'—the brave blue eyes look ing calmly up into my face. 'Very well; you may go to the desk.' He went, and I :walked the aisles again,—up and down, up and down, giving a caution here or a word of ad vice there, but not knowing, in the least, what I was about. My ,thoughts were all with the 'flaxen-haired culprit, who stood bravely awaiting his penalty. Vainly I strove to listen to my inward monitor.. It seemed suddenly to have become two-voiced,--the one tantidix- Mg, the other soothing, —and, of course, the tones were confhoting. 'Yon must punish him,' said one. 'You mustn't' said the other. 'He deserves it.' 'He doesn't.' 'He disobeyed you flatly.' • • 'But he forgot—and he has always been so good.' 'But you promised. You have given your word. Here are thirty boys to whom you should , be an example. - Do you think they are not watching you? Look at them I did look at them. Walter Lane's sharp black eyes and 'Harry Sanford's sleepy orbs were fixed curiously upon me. Nor were these all. Gray: eyes, blue eyes,. hazel' and brown eyes,—all were regardinirine intently; I almost fancied that they looked at me pitying. I could not bear it, , 'Attend to Your writing, boys.' Then I walked slowly up to the desk. litoasee how it said the trouble some voice , : ----tYnn will certainly have to punish him.' \ But , I had thought of a possible plan of escape. 'Frank,' said 1,. 'you have been disobedient, and---you ,know whit I said, but—yozn are such a good boy that I can not bear to punish you—not in that way, I mean. You may pa, to the foot of your chute, instead.' 'l'd rather take the whipping.' The honest, upturned face was very sober, but betrayed not the least sign of fear, nor was there the slightest suspicion of a tremble in the clear, childish voice. 'Blesa your brave little' heart,' thought I. 'Of course you would 1 I might have known it,' and again I walk ed the aisles, up and down, thinking, thinking. , - . "'You will have to do it,' repeated the voice.. "There is no other way.' , • 'I can not,-4, I can't,' I groaned, half aloud. 'The good of the school requires it. Yon must 'apace your own feeling and his.' ' ilaertace his feelings ! Loyal little soul I—good as gold, and true as steel.' 'No matter, you must do it.' I walked quickly, to , the desk, and struck the bell. The children looked 'Listen to me, boys,' wonderingly. said I. 'Yon all know, that Frank Dna- bar is one of our best scholars.' - 'Yes, 'm—yes 'ru t CFAID6 from all parts of the room, bnertwo or three of the larger boys sat aileut and , unsympa- belie 'Yon and how 'ambitions - he is in school, find what a little gentleman, al. ways.' 'Yee, 'm. That's so. We know.' Only two unsympathetic faces now; but one of them. that of a sulky boy in the corner, looked as if its owner were mentally saying: 'Can't think what you're driving at, but I'll never give in —never.' ' #You - know. hcnibrwid he Waiwben Joe WfUiti dropped We new knife be- tween the boards of that unfinished building on Carlifts street. How he did what no other boy in school would do— letf,himself down into the cellar, and groped abonein the dark until he found it for him.' 'We know that—yes, 'ln. Hurrah for—' 'Stop e minute. One thing more.' Sulky-boy's companion was shouting with the rest, and Sulky-boy's own face had relaxed. 'Yon all know,' said I, 'how he took care of Willie Randall when Willie hurt himself upon the ice. How he drew him, home upon his own sled, going very slowly and carefully that poor Willie might not be jolted. and making him self late to iichool in consequence.' 'Yes, 'm. Yes, ma'am. Hoo-ray for little Dunbar Sulky-boy was smiling now, and I 'knew 'that-my cause - was won. "Yarir well; wa i t T • .Iklnut . talk about to day. He has disobeyed me, and—of course I ought to punish him.' 'No, 'm, yon oughtn't. Don't ' pun ish him] We don't want him whipp ed • „ 'BO I have given - my word. Iv, wii be treating you all unfairly if I break it. He has been such a faithful boy that I should like very much to forgife him, but I can not do it unless you are all willing.' 'We're willing. We'll give , you leaie. We'll forgive him. We'll—' 'Stop I I want you to think of it carefully for a 'minute. lam going to leave the matter altogether with you. I shall do just as you say. If, at the end of one minute by the clock, you are sure you forgive , him, raise your hands.' My dear, yon should have seen them! If ever there was expression in human hands, I saw it in theirs that day. Such a shaking and snapping of fi ngers, and an eager waving of small palms,—break ing out at last into a hearty, simultan eous clapping,and Sulky-boy's the most demonstrative of all 'Disorderly,' do you say ? Well, per haps it was. We were ,too much in earnest to think of that. I looked at Frank. His blue eyes were swimming in tears, which he would not let fall." - As for me, I turned to the black board, and put down some examples in long division. If I had made all.the divisors larger than the dividends,'or' written the numerals upside down, it would not have been at all strange, in the circumstances. And the moral of this-concluded' Miss Jenkins (she had just been avail ing 'Alice in Wondeilandl—is that a teacher is human, and a human being doesn't always know just what to do. —.Mary C. Bartlett, in St. Nicholas for August. ~ FACTS AND FANCIES. A ten-pound lump of ice is amaller , now than; at any other season of the year., It is just big enough to r - un away if left on the sidewalk. A young lady bearing the aristocratic cognomen of Jardine recently deserted her lover, because in an impassioned sonnet he made her name rhyme with •sardine.' it is reported that Anna Dickinson entered a store the other day and asked for a pair of stockings, whereupon 'the clerk, not hearing plainly. inquired, 'Hose, Anna ?' and the ministerial-look ing man at the othei , counter said Woman complains that her husband frequently lifts his hand , against her not in' the way of kindnels. The Magis trate: 'Well; my gotid woman,. what pretext did he take to beat you so ?' The witness: 'The•first pretext thatte could lay his loads on. sir; the poker„ or the pot-lifter, or his boot, but princi pally his cane, your Honor.' 'l'm sorry to have to say it of a wo man at her time of life, Mr. liraddCrly, but as we're talking contldentlynoW I'll confess that my wife uses powder.' 'Lucky man,' innocently returned Mr. 8., 'lf Mrs. Brudderly ever felt that way toward me she'd need dynamite.' The. thermometer was still above ninety, when he came in and taking her hand tenderly said: 'I love you even more dearly than I told you I did hat night. Yon were silent then; have you anything to say to nio now ?' 'Oh, yes,' she responded, with girlish imput , siveness, 'let's go sit by the refrigera tor l' Even the little bits of tote get hold of the vernacular quite handily. Little Johnny wasn't•very sleepy last evening, and when his mother said: 'Come, lit tle boy, it's time to go io bed now,' he looked up out of the cqraer of his eye and remarked. in hy baby fashion: "Not to-night. Som4 Other.' He was immediately crowned as a hero by his eldet brothers. 'Oh, doctor. I'm so glad yon've come.. I don't .know what's the matter with Charley. at all. He ,wmplains of the febrile rise in his peritioneum. and he says his hypochondrion is all twisted out of shape. Oh, he's an awful sick boy. doctor.'l 1. should say. Must have been reading the Presidential bulletins.' The doctor lea Ties a seidlitz powder and departs. - &Near s is Adtamees FARM AND GARDEN MISTAKE.% IN MILKI(I.—'We have frequent communications,' .says the A7llll'lolll CUlliVatOr, 'from f. nr subscri bers concerning the fact of their -sows giving , bloody milk if they were fully aware of - what network of blood yes sele the udder of a cow is composed. No person should ever attempt to milk a cow till the, : .have obtained some knowledge of its structure; then we per haps should dispense with a largo nuin bey of those double-fisted men Who do _ not seem to have any knowledge of the purposes of anatomy of a cow's bag, ex cept for them to squeeze and drag it aa though it were a piece of 'dead hide. There...in.no,zokOitiors to the skew handed man as a taker.. the stronger' the bettei, but it should be accompani ed by a touch as delicate as a woman's. . Whenever the cow manifests the slight est seasativeness - the udder should be tborOughly examinet -Milking ,ts a pleasure to the cow, hen every th ing is all right, and wheneier - it ceases to 'af ford gratification to the cow there is evidently something wrong. - Never fail to wash_ with - warm water the bag of young eifer, both before and after milking.' CARE OF YOVNOIILEYS.--TllO. Agrietlittßal editor of the Baltimore Sun says that more young turkeys are lost by over-feeeding than by not giving them enough food.. In the West im mense flOcks of this fowl are annually raised with no other food than what they can find in their rambles. For twenty four hours after hatching the turkey should receive no food, and af ter that time a feed twico daily of fine lv-crambled Firma to an that is necessary. Salt or salty food should be kept away from all kinds of young , fowls. RASPBERRY 'VINEGAR. —ln these hot , days a little"raspberty vinegar added to a ghiss of cold water makes a most; re- . frothing drink. When raspberries are abundant is the time to provide a sup ply, and the wild berries are- qiiite as. good as any—if not best.. One Hof the simplest methods is to place the ber ries in a jar and cover with the beet cider vinegar; set it in a cool placiej 'and the next day add as many more r asp berries as the vinegatwill cover. The next day set the jar in a pan or kittle of coldwater, and gradually heat the wa ter to - boiling. Ifs glass jar is used some sticks,must be .placed between it and the kettle. When the berries are scalded through strain, and • for every pint and a nalf of juice add a pound of raga?, heat to a boiling point in a pone lain kettle, remove the scrim as it forms; Alla 'whim tfin - 'vinegar' ia. 000 l bath& and cork securely. . JIM WEATEER Hmrs.—The Anteri rican Agriculturist gives the following sensible hot weather hints to farmers "Avoid drinking large quantities of cold water ; it is better if possible, to take small draughts at frequent inter-,j ; vats. If some cold waterlis poured up- • on the wrists, or held upon the temples or both, the temperature of the body will be rapidly reduced, and with better effect udon the system than if taken in- : ternally. A light, white hat is far more comfortable than a black one, and if it has a wet cloth, or even a fresh cabbage ' leaf, placed in the crown, it will' be 11l - the more cool and comfortable. A ight ;handkerchief tied loosely about he neck will protect it from th 3 burn ng sun. A bath at .night is vet re reshing, but should not be prolonged.' Carlyle once asked an ditiburgh student what he was studuying for. The youth replied that he had not quite made up his mind. Theie was a sudden dealt of the old Scotetunates eye, • a suddeit pulling down of the shaggy eyebrows, and the stern face grew Sterner as. he said: 'The inan without a purpose is like a ship without a rudder—a waif, a nothing, ano man. Have a purpose in life, if it is only to kill and divide and sell oxen well, but have a purpose; and having it, throw such strength of mind and muscle into your work as God has given, you.' A- JERSEY Irecunevr.—Two lovers were out for a morning walk in the leafy aisles of a Now Jersey forest. The birds sang blithely upon the boughs, the early sunshine quaffed tie dew irom grass and petals, and all na ture seemed to rejoice like a bride on her wedding day. The maiden gather-, ed violets, arbutus and cowslips, while he gathered 'what he supposed to be a white kitten that bad taken refuge in the hollow stump of a long-departed tree. Miserable fate! Atrange catas 3 tropho! Unhappy manl Referring to the incident afterward in a letter to a friend, the maiden Wrote: "If Oeotge were boiled for a thousand years in the hot springs` of . Iceland I 'don't believe he'd over smell sweet again."—New York Express. r A DEAF Sop:mtg.—A soldier, wishing to get his discharge, sham med . deafness so successfully that all t he men who examined his case were, deceived by him. No noise, however sudden or unexpected, had any power to disturb his equanimity; and he had acquired such a perfect control over his nerves that a pistol fired over his head When he was asleep did not apparently awake him. Grave Suspicions as to the venni neas of his malady were" entertained not withstanding. Like most-malingerers, he was a little too clever and complete. Still, it seemed impcssible to catch him tripping. A final - exaanination. - was made; the doctors expressed themselves satisfied, and the soldier was presented with his certificate of diaaharge: Out-, side the door he met a comrade, - who whispered: 'Have you got it r with an . appearance of eager interest. 'Yes, here it . is l' was the unguarded reply: But the oertaileite, though filled in, was not signed, and the malingerer was a sold man,—Chanibers' Journal. Johnson—'Smith, what kind of • beast would you prefer to be if you had to be one ?' Smith—Vell, just at this, time of year I think I'd rather be a little bare.' NO. 9. 11 0 ~f