a. I HOLCOMB St TRA OL. VII. -~THT Bradford Republican, Et published every Thursiay at Towanda, Pa. by HOLCOMB k. TRACY. Proprietors. Terais:—lf paid id advance, 1 . 1..00 par annum ; not paid in advance $1.25. To subscribers out of the county, $1,25, invariably in advance, the addition being wade to t cover prepayment of .postage. Advertising Bates:-Six cents a lino for first Insertion, and Ilve. cents per line for all isubs:. 7 quent insertions. Iteadinglnoticia advertising ten cents per line. Eight: lines constitute a square, and, twelve lines an inch, Auditor's notices $2.50. Administrator's and Executor's notices $2.00. Yearly advertising Sit , " o.oo pei column. ' . . Tux RF.rmixicssi is published in the liscy, Moore and Nobles Block, at the corner of Main and Pine streets, over J. F. Corner's Boot and Shoe store. Its circulation is over 2000, As an savertisiug medium it is unexcelled in its im mediate field. Our Clubbing Terms. Wu will furnish s./.1. paying subscrlbero for he BE£IIELICLUT within the county with •uy If the following publications, until further .:.Mice, at the rates given below. The ItErniticatt 81.00 in addition. se - Jscribers residing out of the coltity will :•(.. charged 25 cents additional. ; New York Weekly Ticees,.... • . ....* 95 Semi-Weekly Times, 2 30 New York Daily Tribune, 9 25 . Weekly 6. 100 ' 66 • tit:MON - eV/4 • 260 Nlew lurk Daily Evening Post, - 8 00 1 ' " Weekly I' ll{ .. 1 15 :;eini-Weekly 46 ' 66 2 '25 New York Weekly World,.._ 1 00 Semi-Weekly 66 190 Philadelphia Daily Times, - 5 . 65 Philadelphia Weekly Times, - 1 30 Philadelphia Daily Press, 8 00 Puiladelphia Weekly, Press,... ....,. 1 10 Harper's Magazine,. .... ... ..... ". 3 10 Harper's Weekly, . - 3 25 s Happer's Bazar, _ 325 ' Scribfier's Monthly,.. ~ .. , 3 25 / St. Nicholas, 2 50 • ; Appleton's Journal,.... 2 35 with stool engraving of Dickens.. 3 10 Popular Science Monthly, . 400 " - ' Supplement,.... 2 50, Magazine of American History.:.... 4 00 North American novice/. 4 00 New York Medical Journal, American Agriculturist, Country Gentlemen, • Rural N ew• Yorker, . . Toledo Blade, Littell's Living Age, Atlantic Monthly, Wide Awake, Babyland,. Lippincott, Detoorest.. Godey, Scientific American,. Peters 's Magazine, The Nursery, Farmer's Review Burlington Hawkey°, tiew England Journal of Education.. 2,00 Treatise on the Horse 25 rri vial - and Departisie of Nails. • Mills. arrive and depart at tbeT3sratida Post office as follows:, Phil.. N. V., and Eastern States Dushore, Laporte, ...... L. V. way mail from the Not th Sheshequin kc....... ...... - New Era, kc.. Tuesday, Thursday and Asylum, Monday, Wednesday and Friday Troy. Burlington. kc 1:00 P. W. Leltaysvilla - , Rome, am 1100 Cloyed pouch from Erie and NC R Ita 2:30 , L. V. way mail from the 50uth...... .# 4:35 tlmiton, .k.c 5:00 Berclay " 6;30 Closed pouch from Elmira and E 11 11 10:40 I=3 Canton,__Ntouroeton, ....... 9:00 A. a! Lehigh Valley way mail South Closed pouch Elmira, Erie and North- ern Central Railroads... Troy, Burlington. ac.... sheshequin, Sze Barclay New Era, Tuesda,y Thursday and Sat. erday Asylum. Monday, Wedheaday and Friday 1:00 Lelhiyarille, Rome, ,tc ' 3:00 linaliore, Ac Lehigh Valley way mail North 3:45 New - irk Phila. and Eastern States. 7:45 ..)fac..) open from 7:00 A. 31.40 7:45 P. M. Money, ntler office open from 8:00 A. M. to 7:00 P. IS. thlice , open on Sunday from 9:00 to 10:00 A. N. P. Powns.. P. M. EHIGH VALLEY &PENNA. AND •- 4 NEW YORK RAILROADS. - kItRANGEMENT OF PASSENGER TRAMS. TO TARE EFFECT MAY 13,1880. EASTWARD. 4 TATIONEI A.m.' 2.05. 7.20 ; 2.501 8.25; 1 5.15,10.30', 6.30 -. 1 6.54 1 11.551 1 ~..1 8.351 1.181 14.30. ...1 5.10, 8.05 : 9.00110.50: . 9.10; 1.45: 9.00, 9.45 2.10; 9.40: _110.40 2.3010.00; ..10.15 2.3440.051 ..... .10.25' 46 3.043M143; .. 110.54' 41.03' I 'u.io" .... .. . 11.18 ..... .3.: . 18 11.30 ..,11.44, 3.54:11.49,1 6.03 11.63 6.07 1 4.10:12.101 CM 12.16 6.28 12.25: 4.35 1 1.00 7.10 1 1.10 7.20 1 ; 4.25 7.35. 1.05, 5.101 1.45 8.05 1.35: 3.25' 2.20 8.35 3.45 7.30, 4.60,11.00 4.44 8.24 5.53:12.00 5.00, 8.35 6:0512.15 5.30' 9.00 6.4012.55 1 6.55 10.35 : 8.251 2.20 8.05 9.15, 3.35 A.M. P.M. P.M . P.M. Nialgars Falls Rochester...lfuttalo Ly.ous Geneva Ithaca • Auburn . 0weg0....... Elmira Waverly `33yre Athena Milan • riater fditanda Wyeanking Standing Stone Rummerßold .... Frenchtown Wyalusing LAC civil's Skiouers Eddy. BegLoppen Idelloopany 1 - ankh:unlock ??. Laiiratiße Palls a..v. It Junction . !Linen i2hunk Allentown Bethlehem New York WESTWARD. iTATIONS New York... Philadelphia atoll ethlehon . Ilen town auch Chittik likes-Barre. A:U Juuction VEZIM unkhannock . eh oopany leahoppen kinner's Eddy • eyville . ''pausing renehtown . ummertield Wading Stone yaauting owanda 'lnter.. • flan ..... thous yro. a% erly Infra . Iv:ego . nburn. times .. te OUeVII Lyons ....... Rochester ... Buffalo Niagara Falls No. 32 lawn Wyalnsingatii:oo, A. it;--Pretteb town .0.14, Runitnerdeld 6.23, Standing Stone 6.31 Wnsuking 6.40. Towanda 6.53, Ulster .7.06, Milan 7:16, Athens 7:25, Sayre 7:40, Waver ly 7:55, arriving at Elmira 8:50. In. 31 leaves Emirs 5:45 P. M., Waverly 6:35, Sayre 6 :45, Athens 6:50, Milan 6:59. Ulster 7:08, Towanda, 7 :23, Wysanking 7:35. Standing Stone 7.44, Ruidnerileld 7:62, Prenehtown 8:02, arriv ing at"Wralusing at 8:15. Tratnali and 15 run daily. Sleeping cars on trains Wand 15 between Niiagara Palls and Phila., delphia and between.: Lifilin sad NetrTork WitV. out changes. Parlor can on Trains 2 and 9 between Niagara PaLls:l4ll Phi-Ude/Phi& with out change, and through coach to and 'front' Rochester via 'Lyons. ' I War. STEVENSON, SAABS. .. 'May 15, 1881. Ps. & 21. T: 8.11.- AMERICAN CYCLOPEDIA. ToWANDA AGENCY/ representing the ceuntisS or Tioga, Bradford, Wyoming, &Miran. . !Lague. Lanni, sod wine. Correspondence promptli attended to. O,J. ELLIS. Manager tor D. Appeitotrik - rowaIDA Ph. aunt-tr • • ! • , . . I - . . •. , - • ... , , . . , •. . ' ~.„. ' . '' .- 4'-"rk:• 7 . - ` l 4- '..! - -" . . r" ',- ---r! -' • ' • - - ..• '' . :- ' ' '' '•' ' '; ; ::' , 4 '''' ''''''',.: ''• .. , ;:-.0 .- '''.- -''''.: ''` - . 4. 4-' ' -• . - ~ • = „., , ~ , - , ili=,-7--• -..- - , ,,,- , ,-,;: i; ... ~.,,: „-,,,... §...- f i ~ '1,t v ,..4....1. .....,. It, 4i, .'i' , r . eL 4 , ' , ' - ; "'3',. 1, . - . . . ...,,-{ .., ,, L.!.4 . ,. 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Office in Bine= Block, Park St. marl 4.78 DECK d: OVEBTON (Belk; Peek and D 4-oePr & ton). , °Mee over Hill's Market .49:79 EBTON & SANDERSON (A' Overto* anD Jrias 0 Saitderson.) • Mace In Adams Block. jobrr 78 MAXWELL. WM. Office over Dayton'a Store aprEl4,76 IDprILT,.47. ANDREW, Mice in Mean's Block. " 5pr16,76 nAtIES, CARNOCHAN th HALL. (W T Dada. W B Carnochan, LAf Ha.) 'OID.“. in. .rear of Ward House. Entrance on Poplar BC He 12.75 AffERCUIt. RODNEY A. Solicitor of Pitauta. J.Z.ffl Particular attention paid , to buiiness in Orphans' Court and to the settlement of estates. Office in Montanre's Block . 49.79 IVI'oPEIERSON & YOUNG, (I. Mel3terson . and LILL F .I. Young.) Office nOuttteldtdthiercues -Block. . febl.7B joyADILL .k KINNEY. Miles comes: Moan and Y-L Pino at. Noble's block. secon47lloor. front. Collections promptly attended to. ' fell 78-1 TKTILLLUI4 ANGLE BUFFINGTON; (II N V v J ;Ingle and E E fildington). Office welt side of Main street, two doors north of Argus office. All business entrusted to their care will receive prompt attention. oct 26,77 WrAEON & THOMPSON, ( Mas,n, E. A. Thompson.) Attorneys-atlsw. Special air tention to • conveyancing. examination of 'title and all matter relating ;to real estate. Collec tions promptly remitted. Office over Patch & Tracy's store. marlo-81. TAMES It AND JOUN CODWIG, 21,ttor ti noys-and Counsellors-et-Lew. Wilco In the Merhir Block, over C. T.' Eirbre l iy rug 3. tl3 so tsore.. TIIOMPSON, W. H.; and E. A., Attorneyi-nt Law, Towanda, Pa. Office in Mercer Block, over C. T. Kirby's Drug Store, entrance on Main street, first stairway north of Post-office. AU business promptly attended to. Special atten tion given to claims against the United States for Pensiohs, Bounties, Patents, etc., and to collections and settlement of decedent's esites. April 21. ly . 3 25 . 1 10 . 2 10 . I'Bs .160 . 7-00 . 3 25 . 165. . 60 . 325 . 250 TOUNSON. 8.. M.D. 'Office over Dr. H. C. ut Porters's Drug Store. fob 12,78 NEWTON. Drs. D. N. .k P. 04 OSioeotDicalltrili on Diver Street. corner %les Sep .12.17 LADD, C.'S., 31. D. (Mice Ist door alma old bank building, on Main street: Special . at tention given. to diseases of ttitithroal itind lungs. 1n1y19,78 1 65 2 71 1 GO 20 40 N t ic t rOODBITILN, S. M., M.D. Office - Ind- resi dence. Main street, north of M.E.Ctinrch. Medical ..her for _Pension Dcosrtment. , tab 21,78 11110AYNE, E. D.. M.D. - Office over. Pdontanye's Store. (Mice hours from 10 to 12 A.M. and from 2 to 4 r. u. Special attention given to Diseaaes , of the; fie, and Diseases of the tEar. . -• Oct 20,77 1 50 1101rESNY ROUSE. Main at.; neit corner • south .of—Bridge street.' New house and now furnittrie throughout. The proprietor has sParedhaeither pains or expense in making his hotel first-class and respectfully solicits a share Dr public patronage. Meals at all hours. Terms reasonable. Large Stable attached. mar 8 77 W3l. HENRI.% • 4.00 . J. 30 . IJ. - 00 . 11:00 • UM WATKINS POST, NO. 68, G. A. R. Meets every Saturday evening, at Milltary-,Eall. GEO. V. MYER, 27onintatuler. J. R. Kirrume,E. Adjutant. " felt 7, 79 CRYSTAL LODGE. NO. 57. Meets at K. of P. Ball every Monday evening at 7:30. In surance $2,000. Benefits $3.00 per week. Aver age annual cost, 5 year' experience, $ll. • J. lI..EITTRIDGE, /ivories, JESSE Wsurmi., Jr-. /*talon feb 241.78 BRADFORD LODGE. N 0.167, I. 0. 0. F. Meet in Odd Fellow's Hall, every Monday evening at 7 o'clock. We. sz:4 Linz, Noble Grand. Juno 12,76 • . . 10:00 10:00 12:00 Y. 1:00 P. 1:00 OST, F. E. N0."32 Second street. All orders trill receive prompt attention. June 13,15 MILE EITTLE STORE ROUND THE CORNER W. R. Smalley, Dealer-in Tobacco, Cigars Pipes. and Smoking poode. Choice Confection, ary always on band. Park st. - mar7,7B ID. TAX, G. W."' County Superintendent. Of fi ce a-lo days last Saturday of each month. over Turner k. Gordon's Drug Store; Toivands Pa. July 19,78 QUSQUELIANNA COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE. ts , The Spring Term commences on .Monday April 4th, 1881. For catalogue or other tutor. oration, address or call on the Principal. EDWIN E. QUINIAN; A. M. Lily 19,78 Towanda. Pa. 15 9 i 7 WILLIAMS., EDWARD. Practical Plumber and Gas Fitter. Place of businessin Blar ed! Block next door to Journal office opposite Public Square. Plumbing. Gan Fitting, Repair. ng Pumps ofall kludo.snd all kinds cif Gearing promptly attended to. Z! All wanting - work in bit no should give him acill. jaly7T.7l P.M. 7.15 9.20 RIISSELL. C. S. General Insurance Agency, Towanda, Pa. Office in Whitcomb's Book Store.. i July 12,7 a 3.45 4 15 4.30 4.34 DELEVAN HOUSE, ELMIRA. N. Y. C. T. Smith. formerly of the Wird Rouse, Towanda, Pro prietor. ' This Rotel is located immediatly opposito the railroad depot, Every pains taken for the comfort of guests. Ju1y6,77 5 05 6.13 130 rpOWNER, H. L., li HOMIZOPATHIO PIITIOCIAX & SINIAZON. Residence and office just' north of Dr. Corbon's liiain . •treet. Athena, Pa. KEND I SIMS SPAM CURE Is:snre in 14 effects, mild in its action as it does not blister, Yet is penetrating and powerful to reach every dAep seated pain or to removo any bony growth or other enlargements, Inch as spacing, splints curbs, callous, sprains, swell ings and any lameness and all enlargements of the . joints or limbs, or for 'rheumatism in man and for any purpose for which a liniment is used for man or beast. It is now known to be the best liniment for man ever used, acting mild and yet certain 'in its effects. Send address for Illustrated:, Circular.which sPo think give! positive proof of its virtues. No remedy has ever met with such vinquallfled tw ee.. to our knowledge, for beast as wells man. Price $1 per bottle, or six bottles for $5. All Druggists have it or can got it for you, or it will be sent to any address ou reaelpt of price by the proprietors, Da:. . .11, J. Kinevaz k CO.. Enos burgh Falls, Vt. 8 30 t P.M. A.M.A.M. P.M. .. 1 ti.3o 7.40, 3.40 • • 9.00 •• • • 9.00' 4.15 9.20 .... , 10.15j 5.50 9.50. ....'10.451 6.15 '10.65} ~,:'10.64, 6.24 .. , 11.05' . 11.551 7.25 - I.OPC 6.00 2.0.1 9.45 1,35, 6.35, 2.25 10.10 I 7.02; .i 10.30 !10.4 2 2.18; 7.351 3.(.3;10X.2 555.1 7.571 -.111.13 8.01 3.28,11.19 5.151 ...11133 3.035 8.23• 3.46,11.36 8.43, 4.03 11.55 8.55; 9.01' . 42.17 9.19' '12.34 9.30; 4 43;1%45 9.43 i 41.115112.57 9.52 ..... I 1.06 CARRIAGE FACTORY PINE STREET, Between. Main and Se2ond, Opposite the Jail. Eli Mclntyre - &` . Spencer, Respectfully announcer to flue public that they are prepared to bulld all kinds of . 1 ' 00i • 4.30 ' 10.1X1,5.101 1.15 • 4.40 10.10 5.20 1.'23 ...; 4.45;10.20 , 5.30, 1.30 5.2511.10; 6.151 2.15 • .1 5.39; 6.251 .... ...; 8.30' 9.351 .... ..1 6.10 2.10. 6.40 • 7.41' 6.00 8.14 .... FAMILY OARRIAGEe ' 1 Top & Open Buggies, num* AND PLATWO/IX MONO WAGONS, Tiotting Sulkies and Skeletons, THEY ALSO KEEP ON. BAND-POE SALE BEADY FINIBEHOYMAGOWE-OP ALL TH e. ABOVE CLASSES. 8.40 ; '....! 8.50 9.50; 7.40; 9.40 i 8.00 I 9.44 '11.40' 12.05 11.034 I.ofi P.M. P.ll L.ll. Made of the best mateihil and in the best style /.11 work warranted to give perfect satisfaction. PiiiTliallkiiittti We have one of the best Carriage Painters in the Conntry.and do all work in this line at the lowest rates. ; All kindest - Repairing neatly and promptly done streduced prices. Making new .springs and repaiting•old ones a speciality. - `work guaranteed. Please give us a call. IIaNTPRE d SPENCER. Towanda. Jan 4. ISBo—iv VAN DYKE'S SULPHUR . SOAP , Is without a rival - in the cure of skin diseases of all descriptions. It has been thoroughly tested by the medical faculty and the public, and is re. commended and extensively iised by lihrucluis., This soap is comblned withAure ilulplttir, which enters the pores of the ski; and beiagshiorbeil info the blood - removes therefrom all impuri ties by exciting the skin to healthy action. Re sure to ask for VAN DYIER'S SULPHUR SOAP. insist uponit, and Latitoues, Son by ,druggists.....lls.ls4*. A TTORA Ers-,Ar-LAIO. PIIrSICANS AND ,SURGEONS. HOTELS': SECRET SOCIETIES HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTING. TOBACCO AND CIGARS,- ZDUCATIONA L. PLUMBER AND GAS' FITTER IhSUBA~CE MISCELLANEOUS Sold by all Druggists NEIW POPeima th thtwe CU L _ Jlrulas, Kan, Dropsy, Heart Dlituut, lowness - Nervous debility, etc. The Beat iIEMIEn' in= to Mae. 11,000,000 Bottles SOLD SUM* MO. • This Syrup possisses:VarieckProperties. It Stimulates the Ptyalin, in the Saliva, which converts the Starch and Sugar of the lbad into. gleams. A del amity in PtyaUne canoes Wind and Souring of the food in the stomach. II the medicine is taken immediately after eating the fermentation stem" is pro. vented. Zt acts wpm the Liver. It ads upon the -Kidasegs, • It Regulates the Bowels._ ' . - Itlt Puri the Blood. - It Nevem* Syslass. It Dtgeetion. • _ It R and It carries et\ i ffila g r isa ifeed and= 4 :ll It the pores of Ike skis and indium y Perspiration. /t neutralizes the hereditary taint, or Weer in the blood, wh o :i n k generates &Taub, Ery• sipelakand er of akin diseases and internal bunion. There are no is employed in its mina facture, and it can be taken by the most 'deli sate babe, or by the agedandleeble, eareenis being reguitios attention to direction* -7 1 DRITGOISTS WELL IT.: • Laboratory, 77 West 8c03t., NEW YORK arr. ~tever falls to Cure. Ashland, Schnykill co... Pa. Dear Sir:—Thib is to certify that your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP has benefited me more, after a short trial; than all the medicine I have used for 15 years. Disease or the Stomach. • Ashland. Schuikill co., Pa. Dear have flied your excellent INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP for Disease of the Stomach, and it proved to be a valuable medicine. 7 Mae. J. AtutSis. Nervous Debitltyi Turtle Point, Mciman co.,l'a. Dear Siri—l was troubled with' Nervous De bility and partial Paralysis, for • number of years, and obtained no relief until I used your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP, a short trial of which restored me to health. ' - for - Scrofula. • Turtle Point. McKean co., Fa. DearSir:—My little girl was cured of Indian• mation of the Face and Eyes, by the use of your reliable INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP.' A physician had previously failed to afford relief and it was thought that the child could not live. Its neck and breast was entirely covered with Scrofulous Sores; which are now entirely gone. 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AGIINTS—WANIZIAI;r7thiia . of the =nil ULOOD eYBtiP kr tons or villsio,luiruainon* no agent.. 'scalars irtven on osatettion,:-.7 .or Sara Be Lr - TUCKER. You may twitch it .on the paha'r as a mighty ..... itesk7 Om . • 1 . To make your judgment by de elo'es. fiat kivt: era np titian ; IL. Forl hardly Deeds to tell you how you ofteh cornea escrow • A Arty -dollar saddle on I) twenty dollar boas, An', wain' In de low-gronn'e, yon abelver u pea g o . Dat de lines' shisek may bide"de 'means' %nub bin in row I I think a man has got a mightfalender °hands for heben' Dat bolds on to his piety •but one day out of when ; Dat talks about de sinners wid 'O6 heap o' sol emn chat An' neber drape a nickel in tbe missionary bat Dat's foremost in de meetin'-house for raisin'. all de thanes. • , But lays aside his %lion wid hie Sunday pan • bloom • I naper judgii o'peoplo dat I mem Along do way, • . By the plaeei irhar dey come hum an' de' houses wUti. dey stay ; • For do bantam chicken's awfill fond o'roostin pretty An' de turkey-buzzard sails.abovo do eagle in de sky; • Dey ietebes little miunere in de middle of do sea, An' you finds de smallen"pOssum up de big gest kind o'tree I "What bait do you nee," said a paint to the devil, • "Whei you fish Where - the souls of men aboind ?" "Well, for special tastes!' T\ said the king of evil, • "Gold and fame are the kesi I've found." "But for general nee?" saidtho saint. "Ab, then," • Said the demon, "I angle for man not men And thlng I hate Is to ClAbge my bait, lao I fish. with awoinin the wkole year mend." A LYRIC OF SUMMER. It:11. Stumm, D. C. WINSHIP F: F. BISHOP. SAVED BY CITEISTIAN PATIENCE. -Mrs. Browyer ran into the boas.) to day quite excited and red in the face, 'and her husband asked her what was wrong. 'I am a Chnstian,' she replied, 'and I . don't like to quarrel, but that.,...Mrs. Jenkins is just too much." Why, wha't the mattfr ?' She - insulted me in her own house.' Did she? And what 'did you say back ?' Not a word. I just told her she was a Mean, tattling, good -tot-nothing, do-less lazy, slouchy, slovenly, careless, giddy,silly, gabbling,• gossiping thing, Lind all the neighbors knew it, and nobody liked her, and I wouldn't speak to her if she didn't be-, long to our church, and then I came away. I know if I hadn't controlled my temper I'd have saidipmething to make her mad, and I oughtn't to do. that.' Then she flopped down into er chair, and her husband smiled at her iii n queer sort of way, and her face got redder than ever. and only her. Chris tian pa i,ience saved her.—Steubenville Herald : _ Hamm C. gampsom Eznvain Zoim A Boy's ComPoernoi ox Girls are the moat unaccountable things in the world—except ,women. Like the wicked fleas, when you have them they ain't there. I can cißher clean over to improper fractions, anil the teacher says Ido it first-rate, but I cunt cipher out a girl proper or improper, and you can't either. The only rule in arithmetic that hit their case is the double rule of two. They are as full of the Old. Nick as their skins can hold, and they'd die if they couldn't torment somebOdy. When Alley try to be mean they are as mean as; pursely, though they ain't as mean aslhey let on to be, except 130M0- times, and then they are a great deal meaner. The only way to .get along with a girl wheil she comes with her nonsense is to give her tit for tat, and that will fintlailUlf - her ; when you get a girl flutnmuxed she is nice as a new pie. A girl can sow more wild oats in a . day thin a boy can in a year, but girls get their wild oats sowed after awhile. which boys never do, and thei they settle &Urn as calm and placid as *mud piddle.; But t like girls,flrat-rate, and guess all boys do. I don't care how many tricks they play on me—and they don't care either.- The hogyAtoitiest girl in the world can't always boil over like a glass of soda water., By and by they will get into the traces with some body they like, anotpull 'as steadily as an old stage horee. That is the beauty of thera. So let 'em wave, I bay ;,they will pay for it some day,aewing on but tons, and trying to make a decent 'man of the fellow they heve spiked on to ; and ten chances to one if they don't get the worst of it.. , D. M. BALL. Granos M:Erszar JANts - Rmrs BAs. A. Bacnnt nwm= IrAm'm= IT .80 ? Matee s fool 1 • When he's hot he wants-it cool ; =. When it's cold he wants it shot-- Ne'er contentetlf with liis lot. When it's dry . He for showeti is heard to sigh ; When—to meet.hia wish—it rains Of the tret"the fool complains. -Hot or dry; cold or wet, Nothing snits than he can get; I consider. as a rule, , Man's a fool. THE LURE Only a cushird pie-- Soft is a zephyr's kiss, . . Light as a maiden's sigh, Placed on that merry picnic ground— Lovers, like lambs are straying around, • Lost in a sea of bliss. Only a pair of pants, White as the falling snow— Many a maiden enchants— _ Wrought of costly fabric fair— Doomed to a Weird and wild despair ; Fated to deathless woe. Only s sitting down -Only a'smothercd moan, 11, snow-white pants and custard plet- Heaven help th . .matnil misery; Since now thysharms be flown. A Dnenitiate's- Becimests.=4 - leave socieffe ndiied character, a wretched example, ands tiiemory that will soon . rot. ,Ileave to my parents, during the rest Oeir lives,. as much sorrow as hiiiieiity in a feeble, decrepit state can appreciate. I leave to my brothers and sisters as much moitifklatkaa and injury as I °odd bring on them. I leave to my wife a broken heart a life of wretchednces awl shame, - to . Weep over my premature death.- I give ,and be queath te my children poverty, ignore awe =and low diameter, abd ihe re. membranes 'that 'Mali bilker !aro X biute. - THEinnivitirs The camp-fire flickered hotly, like a scarlet ours% on the faces Of the grmtp of prospector •gattierad Amid' it; and Swag lambent and uneertidn, now sinking almost into : insignificance, and now .leaping fiercely into the•ono?. mobs vault of Waked darkness that surrounded ws, • Unlighted by °Velment or star. • We were camped at the head of Clear Water Canyon. On every side loomed up mighty, lofty- ,mocntains. clothed with gigantic he* that, when daylight should come , with its , softening tints, would be seen rearing t4ir grim: ful heads against the changeirl morn ing sky. ' We were in a hunter's paradise, for all species of game found in temperate climates wore= here to be foundli We bad.teiebed: our ; toothso me . sup per of veniticin and tiont=-- , irntch.latter, of enormous ace, 'the brawllug Clear Water bad afinided---and, ba7ing pro duced pipes and tobacco, became seem ingly absorbed in the clouds of curling smoke: - ' 'By Georgia r ejaculate•' Jim cur recognized leader, a noted ;hunter and scout; 'it's darker than a stack of black cats, and, for that reason.• it's it first..class night for an Indian attack; though I haven't seen signs of any. However, it is always best to be •on the, safe aide.' And, catching up a copuple of pails, he hurried ilciwn to the Clear . Water. Soon returning, he set the brimming pails .. down beside the fire. which was throbbing still with a fierce, deep glow, and then stooping, stroked with signi fi cant touch the bead of a dog, 'Who look ed up with great, intelligent, levity; eyes into Ms master's face. 'Take care. Guard 1' said his master, as be threw-himself down beside the fire; and a low whine answered him. 'Come, Dingley, it's your turn to tell a story,' Mackay said, turning toward a long f gaunt man, with one of the home liest faces that ever disfigured a man's 'personal appearance, yet .who, never theless, had one of the kindest: hearts that ever beat besieatha buckakiu sh;rt, and whose rough exterior masked an inexhaustible fund of dry, quaint hu mor. 'That's so, Dingley I' broke in others of the group; 'and there's no I,t off this time, we can tell you.' .Dingley indolently, setretched his India.rubber form to iWfull dimensions, took his pipe from his mouth, blew- a mammoth cloud of smoke, watched -it disappear, and thee said, - in the very deliberate manner that characterized the Oregonian: 'I reckon .I've never told yer the way I OEIOO sent au Indian to the happy hunting-grounds, have IP' - 'No. How was it?' questioned Mackay. *Wall,' began Dingley, 'it War good many years ago, but as thar ain't much ter remember, I reckon on I can put it inter words for yer benefit." . Vingley was a capital story-teller, bad deep, musical voice, like the under stone of au organ, making one involun tarily think lof a satyr possess ed •of _ a j seraph's voice, and, when in earnest, would at times drop the vernacular of the plane. and frag ments of an early culture would crop °gin his talk. 1 1(er We, it was when _ Oregon didn't boast of a great number of white in.scttle ents and the Siwash wore determined that it shouldn't boast of , one. I was wits a band, scoute, who wereirying aid the emigrants in keeping their abalps, for which the iliWash were- a figgering pretty close. We'd shared in a good many rather.tough scrimmages —in fact, had been scouting for about sis menthk—when one day we started on a bee-line for Jack Hudson's, to see how he was a-makin it. .1 1!:=2 'Ter see, we all knew Jack, far he was one of the liest:hearted fellera that_ you ever saw; and 'one of the best shots that ever fired a gun. Re always was glad to see one in the largelized log•cabin he had built far inter - the woods, - and treated ,yer_ki the best that the woods or the streams could furnish. ' • • • never see him downhearted , in my life, never a mite flustered in the midst of danger, with n:vera thought fer him self if hp saw it comrade in' dahger--al ways the same gallant, light-hearted, brave old Jack. 'He lived in a large clearing in the woods, along dieter:* away from any saettlement. , Many und many a time had he been warned - that he was risking, too much in living so far away .froui help.. But be would aways laugh, kin der carelesslike, and say, Confidently: ' 'They'll never catch Jack Hcabitiii a-napping--tiever 'Jack's wife find children had such confidence in him that they would have trusted themselves right into blood and fire, and felt easy if he'was near-them: His oldest child was a girl, and : . was Jack's idol., He thought that WetHAY was quite equal.. to the ,little .-hero in calico that Le , oallsd,--ned-everybis - iy else eallcd,"Badie, "andafter giber came four others all boys-and . bright yewegetemthey were,- eark 'you. . . • ' nai was saying,' we gift:Coat ter Jae titer - traveling pretty hard.aq cnelorenoon we rattled. it s .or rather the eieeziet; where• it stood. 'Boys.. do yer know what it is fer yoir soul and body -to feel if they. had turned ter stone, and, that the veq air wits full of but one_ eq. and , that was, tVesgeancer It ea t _you.- know What I felt and beard, as, I saw" ashes instead of a well-ituthbod , cabin, and mutilate& Idekes bodies, imnead of living, breathing,' happy, soulful - hu• mans. _ 'But I imaginel that :I= saw Jack move, and in a second I vas.down be. side bim,`.4ith the poor bead resting on my shoulder and a Bask to' -his licks. The fiery whislq did its work, fel. prat- ty emu our old comrade lours 'Oohing !ip atm. with the shadow rot au,swful .horto:in•his eyes and on his flees our questions, he said, in arwhisper. . •Too late, boys t I inn going hat-, feet But. there's' one thing I limit yer to do for poor old daek—willyet ?' 'Name it„, Jack, and it shell he done,' I said to biro. 'Jack seeined to become filled with a stringe Cdrength that nerved every min plein his hod _ y: His eye lighted, to bad rose, and be said. • dearly and "Boys, j want . Yee to, evmre that you'll bitterly avenge . family and me, and Oaf you'll Odd my : little' Sadie. that old Clubfoot *carried 'And we all mid. deep and law: "We Swear it 'A smile kinder lit 'up Sack's face, but be never said another . word, but turned his bee on my shoulder, and soon I knew it was all over.'. - The hunter's voice quiver,ed, !and he ran his hand over his_eyais. but clearing his throat. he continued. a grita look gradually locking up his _ - We laid them sidebYlide ib.ona (lien grave—fathet, mother and children, in a sleep which no thnnders but those of the flail trump can disturb; --and then started on the trail ,of old ,Clubfoot— he was the most bloodthirsty, 'treacher ous red-skin that ever slipped through a white man's bands—of tlei tail was very plain and there was no difficulty in finding 'it, though if , it could not be seen, 'vengeance would have made us as keen on the scentas as a bloodhound after a deer. 'As I told 'yer, we had, traveled rather hard during the fore part of the day, and we didn't stop to take a month- Kt° eat before we again started on the trifil,. and we traveled in pursuit .of Chibfoot at such a rate that it makeF me Wonder nowbew our muscles, even' thonkh they had been steeled in the slow fire of border-life, could have stood the strain.' 'We had gained the top of a long rise. and for a moment we all stopped and looked back. We saw that it was sun set, and our leader pointed at some thing that caught his attention. 'The son, sinking like a great ball of fire behind au immense pine,_ shot' a long ray of crimson light into the Val ley below us.. It was as_ though a bloody finger pointed at the grave we had so lately made, and, turning our face, we agair plunged into the woods, that grew darker as vui kept on. 'Pretty soon we could hardly see each other, and •we crept along very slow, and one of the boys bad just whipered something to me about our having to stop altogether for the night, when our leader stopped and Whispered; • • 'Boys, do yet' see that little speck of light ahead ?' , 'We looked sharp and we'did* it—a ittle, dancing light. like jack-o'-lan eni, and we knew That our-trailing was Over. 'Guided by that light, we crept softly through the woods, and we found 'em. 'They were all groUped round the fire, evidently having a good time. Near old Clubfoota sat Sadie Hudson. with her face in her bound hands, and we could see that 'the poor girl was suffer ing everything: 'We had all aimed, and were waiting for the signal, when we saw old Club foot toss Jack's scalp into Sadie's lap, and heard the pooi girl's cry of : horror, and saw her shake all over, and we didn't wait for any signal • another sec ond. 'We lined our men bar perfection, for old Clubfoot was the onlr one who es caped out of all the' red-ekins who set around the fire, and - Sadie set'hetween us and him; but he didn't git off, I can tell *twenty angry men had got hint alive, and ,we bound. , him so that be looked like a trussed chicken. Then three of ud.set down on his hack' and oat there until morning, , while the others tried to co I fort Sadie in their rough to way, and noticed that a good-looking young scout, ~Ned Taylor, succeeded the beat. , 'When-Itcome morning, the question arose as ter how we should dispose of the ferocious old cannibal that we'd captured, and whose eyes showed what he would have deaf) with 'us if he could have the Power, for they looked like . the eyes of a powerless moccasin snake. 'After we'd talked for 'quite a spell, . 1 our 'leader cut some twigs, 'shuffled them, and passed 'em around, and I got the-longest one. At the same time I got an idea that might have been thought of before. I told . the' boys to bend down a straight young hickery, _that was so *calm it tool; eight men - ter bend it; and two or three more tied it down. Then every branch' , was lopped off smooth and clean as a whistle. ' 'Corm, boys.' I said, its about time yer were jogging along. I'll be , with :you in a short time.' 'So, with Sadie in there midst—she hadn't seen what bad .been doneLthey all started on, and I and old Clubfoot -, webLieft alone. He knew what was coming and he struggled pretty hard, I clip tell you; but there warn't any mercy in Any heart for him—not one atom. . . , .I looked dolin at him, and I said to him in Siwash, a few words that kinder stilled him and made him ,loolg sullen 'and grim; bnt . he .know that he war !whin his hud Op the sky ou earth. I threw 1611q1380 around his neck and thfin tiedthe other end of the rope to the hichery,. and' then cat the rope that held the tree down., Well -yer orter her his moccasins crack as that hick -Prl, fleaPPeallp. , Poor old Jack had een thoroughly veined. - I ', • 'Sadie got married ofterward to Ned i Taylor,- whe male the -very , best of I husbands—' ._ ' Here a lOW gi?‘yrfrom Guard inter- . rupted him. At the same instant, Jim lffackay emptied the pails of whaer on the lire, exclaiming: _ 'Scatter, boys! Indians • • Instantly, everp man leaped from his position and just in time, for thiair at 'once became : alive :with mysterious 'aeuedat and death in every Pee them ' It Was all dons quicker that:Abe words cwn be written—light, fire, men dieffi pearAzig, ss though some invisible, hand hid shut the slide of a giant lantern, and eich`one found himself slave, sus- rounded by • the pall of the"bleakest night that over hung upon the earth. Suddenly a doll; thieatening murmur sounded in the heavens slieve us, and, without further premonition, we knel that one of the fearful storms of _the re gion . was about to burst , upon us,' A tremendous peal of tbander , rattled along the sky, and then. -with au indesariliable madly 'sounds, the' storm swooped doikupon us. The howling of the wind was benumb. lug; the very fuiy of sound enfeebled while it' terried. •The heavens shower ed out rair. and lightning--rain that stung the face, and. lightning that cut the darkness.with livid sheets of flame, followed by thundering& that shook the very earth. Each gnat seemed unsurpaasable in tensity, only to be succeeded by anoth; er of more frantic violence. For hours, seemingly, ages ( the tor! nado raged in all its friryiabrit when pre morning -came, the golden arrows of the snn-goil fell on a spar ling world of dripping forest leaves, stiff and quiet as s lily (i the bosom of a placid kite. And just as dripping and quiet wore the men who stole _from their various hiding-places in the woods, and gather ed one by one in a thick clump of unr dergrowth close at the river's edge, and hear by which theboats were conceale d . There was a silent roll-call, which res. waled the fact that. not one of us was missing. 'Li the coast Clear, Guard ?' said Mackay, to the intelligent animal, who instantly disappeared. In about threequartem of an hour be returned, and Softly bibbed his wet nose against his master's hand. 'All right, boys l" said Mackay. 'Now we'll launch the boats." In a few moments cur boats rode lightly on the tamOling, sparkling wavoletiof the Clear Water, which bore ns onward so swiftly flat! the bead of the canyon was soon lest to sight. • Daniel Webster's Way. The route between Boston and New YOrk by way of New Haven had just been opened, and I was occupying seat with Mr. Webster when the ears stopped at the latter city. Mr. Webster was not .quite well, and, saying that he thought it would be prudent to take some brandy,-asked 'me to-accom -Purl him Li search of it. We aceord higly entered a liar -roan', near the sta tion, and the order was giiren.___The at tendant, without looking at his custo mer, mechanically took a decanter from a shelf behind him and2placed it near some glasses on the counter. . Just as Webster was about.to help himself, the bar-tender, happening to look up, started, as if he had seen' a spirit, and cried 'Stop with great vehemence. He then took the decanker from Web ater's hands, replaced- it: on the shelf fro:n whence it came, and disappeared beneath the counter. Rising from. these depths, he bore to the surface an old-fashioned black bottle, which he substituted from the decanter. Web ster poured a small qaantity into . a glass, drank it off •with great relish, and threw down half a dollar in payment. The barkeeper began to fumble _in a drawer of- silver, as if Selecting some smaller pieces for ' change; whereupon Webster waved his hand with dignity, and' with rich and - authoritative tone pronounced these words: 'My good friend, let me offer' you_a piece of ad vice; Whenever ..yon give that , good brandy from under the eonnter, never take the trouble to make change.' . As we turned to go out the dealer placed oe hand upon the bar, threw himself over it. and caught me by the arm. "Tell 'me who that man is 1 ) ., he cried, with genuine, emotion. ' 7 ,,tge is Daniel Webster,' -I ' answered. The man paus ed as if to find words adequate to con vey the impression made upon him, and then exclaimed, in a fervent half whis per: 'By heaven, sir, that man should be President of the United States 1' The adjuration was stronger than I have written it, but it was not/ uttered pro fanely-'—it was simply the emphasis of an overpowering conviction.— Ruinry's Anecdotes. ; The Way of Jt A farmer was once told the t his tur nip field had been robbed, and that the robbery had been committed by a poor, inoffensive man, of the Mune of Palmer, who, Many people' of the/village said, had taken away a wagon*ad of turnips. Farmer Brown, much exasperated _at the loss of his turnips, determined to prosecute poor Palmer z with all the se verity of the law. With' 'this intention he went to Molly Sanders, the washer. woman, who bad been busy in spread ing the report, to know the whole truth; but Molly denied ever haying said any thing about a wagon icunl of turnips: It was but a cart.load that had been taken and Dame Hodson; the huckster, bad told her so, ever and over again. The farmer hearing this, went to Dame Hodson, who Said that Molly Saunders was always. making things worse than they really were ;. that Palmer had ta ken only a wheelbarrow full of turnips, and that she had her account from Jen kins, the tailor. Away went the farmer to Jenkins, the tailor. who stoutly de nied the account - altogether. He had only told Dame Hodson that Palmer had pulled up several turnips, but how .manyhe could not tell, for that he did not see himself, but, was _told by Toil Slack.. the plowman. Farmer Brown next questioned Tom Slack, who in his turn declared he had never said a word about seeing ,Palmer Pull up several turnips; .he only said ballad heard say that Barnes, the bather. was the person who bad told him about it. The farmer alMost out of patience at this =Gunk htirrien off to Barnes, the Barber, wo Wondered MIRA/ that the people shou ld find , pleasure in spreading idle tales wliioh'bad no truth in them. He assur ed the, farmer all he had said about the Matter, while he took off the beard of Tom Black; was that, for all he knew, Palmer Was as likely to pall up a turnip as his neighbor. idedetity ; ."I see Vieille comet is moving at the rote of 3. 00 % 0 00. per day. I went a mile in 2.104. myself last weelc."—Mauda „ . - The Orkney Istand girls have "their own ways of punishiug_faithless lovers. The other , day a young farmer's banns were 'proclaimed' in the kirk, in the hearing 'IA a tessie who had hitherto supposed herself to be = his intended bride. She sought oat the farmer whorn be found plowing in a field, and pelted him so severely with his own turnips that he had to run for safety. The wrathful young woman was had up before the sheriff, and ordered to pay a half sovereign for the assault, upon which she elected to go for prison, but was saved' from that fate by one of her brothers paying the money. The origin of one of Leigh Hunt's most charming stanzas in not generally known. Lord John Russell, meeting the poet during a stroll in the gardens of Holland House, told him that the Queen bad granted Carlyle a pension of 0100 a year. His Lordship com missioned Hunt to acquaint the phil osopher with the good news; Mrs. Carlyle received Hunt at Cheyne row and was so delighted that she threw her arms round his neck and kissed him. On the next day she she received the following delicioui lines: "Jenny kissed Ens when wo met, • Jumping from the chair•she eat in; Time, you thief, who love to get Sweets into your book, put that in 1, Say I'm ugly, say I'm pad, Say that health and wealth , haw . ) missed me, Say I'm growing old, bat add— Jenney kissed me l" : . A Party of Vegetarians were strolling through a meadoi where a hell of cat tle was grazing, when , one of the beasts, becoming furious at the sight of a red shawl worn tiy a youug lady, chased her with such fury that she, only just managed to escape with. her life over the stile at the end of the meadow. 'You horrid, bloodthirsty brute!' cried the girl, trembling in ,every limb, as She watched the infuriated animal on the other side of the hedge. 'This is your gratitude to me for touching nothing but vegetables for the last six months ! From to-day I shall begin to eat roast beef again !' - ,FARRAotrr AND TiCE Ihsitoe.—There is a pleasant story of a rebuke once ad ministered by Admiral Farragut in a most neat and decorous, but very effec tive manner, to, 6 tobacco-smoking Bishop. At Idinner with Farragnt.and after the meal was over, the Bishop, about to select a cigar, offered the - bunch to the sailor. - 'Have a c igar, Admiral ; ?' said hp. 'Na, Bishop,' said the Admiral, - with a , quizzical glance, 'I don't smoke—l swear a little, sometimes.'— War Reminiscences. CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE. —A law yer in Central New York gives the fol• lowing account of one of ilia first cases : " My client sued a neighbor for the alleged killing of a favorite dog. The proof consisted in the mysterious die appearat*of the - animal, 'and the pos session of "a dog skin by the defendant, which, after considerable argument was brought into;court in evidence. It was marked in a singular manner, and was positively identified, with many tears, by the plaintiff 'S wife and daughter as the'undoubted integument of the de ceased Bose. In, summing up to the jury I wassin the midst of a highly col ored picture of the virtues of the de-, ceased, and the love of the children for their four-footed friend, when I was in terrupted by a slight disturbance in the crowd near the door of the little school house Which served , as court-house. Looking around, I saw.. my client's youngest son, a tow-headed urchin of twelve, coming forward with a _dog whose skin was the exact counterpart-of the one put in evidence. The dog--wag ged his tail with good-natn i red compo sure, and the boy cried, in his childish treble, 'Paw,. Boie,has comehome.'- gathered up my law-books and retrea ted, and have never had perfect confi dence in circumstantialevidenie Eniton's DiuwEß, Rarper's Magazine for August. A "Tticiumutui i3enr..—A 'Ridgway, Pa., dispatch to the Pittsburg Leader given . the following rather doubtful story : On Monday July 4, an engine on the Philad'a & Erie Railroad, bound west ward, at Sinnemahoning station in some.unknown way, while the engineer and'fireman were off at some other bit _ einess, got detached from the train and bounded down, the track at the rate of forty "miles an hour. At the rate of speed it was, traveling it would arrive about two miles west of !Driftwood ns the eastward bound train was duo at that place.. Something had to be done and done` _ quick, or 'the train and its whole load of human freight would be dashed into eternity who mould save them from destruction ? Mr. Will J. Tonrman bounded on , the platform bound to board the flying engine. All remonstrance vas in vain, nothing could stop him. He pulled off his - coat and got ready for his flying and des perate leap. Five minutes to spare, he knelt for prayer, for hilly three minutes and arose cool and Calm. He looked like a guardian angel as he stood straight as an arrow.i..with such a peaceful smile on his countenance. His prayer—Kind Heavenly-Father guide : my footsteps as I make this attempt.to save human life, and if I em dashed into eternity he thou with me there. Please kind Fath er to take care of Minnie, and if I am lost may : kind people carry the news to her, and tell her I never forgot her in death. I miiend my soul to God, Amen. At' last she was in sight. He makes ready - tor the fatal spring, _l5O yards. de starts to run ;* everybody stands bicatbless. At last they are even. Hurrah I he_is aboati soon all will be safe. He stopped her , and:back ed into the siding just as , the eastward bound train dashed:by at a flying rate. He jum'ped off the engine amid the cheers' of hundreds whO flocked to see ono who risked his-life for others. We must earth° young lady he spoke of in his prayer should be proud of such a brave young man, who could givit, up his life freely for others and remember her so dearly in his prayer. a Yeir, in Aitranee. FACTS AND FANCIES. The . Philadelphia , Tidies Rays " Grant Woks greater, when he keeps his month.closed."lPeople at a distance cannot judge of this until the General. has had his Picture ' taken with his mouth open.,—N. 0. Picayune. Will the coming man fly ?" is the conundrum that the'Somerville Journal man is wrestling with and thinks it will depend ,upon.tbe nature of hiipinions. We think it will depend more' upon whethir the coming woman has the rib- When the contribution box Ural pus- Ipd in a certain church on Sunday last a young man passed in his mite, but did not discover until too late that ho had given two ten-cent' pieces . stuck togeth er. Then he looked up and smiled; and the deacon smiled. They _both know bow it is. Beer is sometimes ad hesive as well as conducive. The New York young man of the pe- Hod to,the 'girl who iis a candidate for Wel position of sis_tr-in-law to the young man's brother "Will you come to' the Bowery ? I wi ll wait there for you. I'll feed you on, ice cream com mingled with,glne.7. An Austin boy 'came home from schocil very miich excited and told his father that'he.;belieted that all.human beings were descendealrom apes, which made the old . man 44*mad that he re plied angrily "That may be the case with you, but it ain't with me; I can tell you that now." r "Are you eigaged fr" said a gentle nian to a young lady from Marysviile at at a bill - the otherevening. "I was ; but if that Pete Johnson thinks I'm go ing to sit here' andse him squeeze that freckled faced ` Wilkins girl's hand all evening he'll be =Oaken; solitaire or no solitaire." Theo gentleman explain , and went out tb get air.. Some people gall- invent awful mean slurs. • When the Jenkins girl was wha ling away at the piano and pestered the next door neighbor, the next door . - neighbor came out on the steps, listen-, ed to the noise a minute, looked up to ~ the Jenkins girl's mother who was at the window and' Said : "Got plumb ers at work in your house, havent you? I "., No wonder th'ose families don't speak now. -' An Irishmai was describing how bis comrades got hini:to go to the bottom of a well 'they were repairing. Hoisting him the malicious fellows stopped the bucket half way up and looking down at Pat over the side of the well, were jeering at his discomfiture. Pat Conk ling wound np with : "Bedad, but I got aven with the heathen bastes, for I tooknut me knife and cut the rope!" ', There Were half a dozen ladies and gentlemen in street car, when the dri ver stopped the car and said : "Thero is somebody in .this car trying to beat me out of "a fare." The passengers looked at each other and" all s aid t they had put in their fare. "It don't make any difference. There are only six fares in the box and seven people in the car." Then a gentleman got up, and with a sigh put in the fare, re marking : "I put one in before, but as I was once in the Legislature everybo dy will say it can't be anybody else but me, so I'll have to stand it."- Mrs. McSpilkins, who belongs to one of the oldest families in Austin, is very donieStic in her habits and does not pay much attenti9a to what is going on-out side- s i She had heard of the comet, but did not have .a Very clearly defined idea as to what it was. When it first ap peared her little boy, Billy, Said one evening : "ila, may I go out and see thii comet ?", "Not to-night my son; wait until to•morrow, when there is day light." - Next morning she told Billy he mightgo oat, and see it, but to be care-• fnl and not go too close to it, and above all not to . pull its tail or fool around among any other animals in the tent. Consoling : Another funny story comes froth the seaside in connection with the decease of . a. well known hotel keeper, who wa s more famous for his good heart and pride in the healthful ness of .his hotel than for his adaptabil ty to modern ideas., After his death a woman who bad often visited the hotel made a call of condolence upon the widow who received her cordially and was mach pleased to talk.of her hus band's good qualitles, her own loss, etc., but suddenly wiping her eyes she ex claimed : "But it is a great comfort to me, Mrs. C—, that poor—died in. such a bealthyTlace." When we re married Lucy," said the poor man's s6n to the rich man's daugh ter, "our honeymoon shall be passed abroad. We will drive in the Boise, promenade the Prada, gaze down into the blne waters of the Adriatic from the Rialto and enjoy the Neapolitan sunset. strolling along the Chiaja." "How de licious," she murmured ; "but, John, dear, have you money enough to do all this, for pa says mustn't expect any thing until he dies." John's counte nance underwent such a change that she couldn't help asking him if he felt sick. darling, he answered faint ly, "I am not sick. I was only think ing that perhaps we had better postpone our marriage antil after the funeral." •So you .enjoyed your visit to, the menagerie, did yon ?' inquired a young man of his adored 'one's, little sister. 'Oh, yes ! And do yon knew, we aiiir a camel there that screwed its mouth and eyes around awfully; and sister said it looks exactly as you do when you are reciting poetry at the evening parties.' A four-feaved clover discovered in the Park yesterday was worn in her shoe by the fair and fortunate finder on her return down town. The luck it brought she would have . preferred to have done without, for her pocket was picked in the car, she was too late for supper, and her loier went , to the - theatre with another girl. Brsoussrros CIILTURE.—"I'd- stay ail old maid till I got black in the face r before TA mar a man who chews to And a ep took a wad of gum out of her mon th s and stuck. it on the under side of the seat of her chair for safe keeping while she was eating. her dinner. - II it NO. 8.