El HOLCOMB & TRACY, Publbdiers. VOL. VII. Bradfold- - Republican, s published every Thum:lay at Tomatida, Pa. by HOLCOMB & TRACY, Proprietata. Terms:—lf Paid in advance. $l.OO per annum not paid in advance $1.25. To subscribers out of the county, $1,25. invariably in adVance, tbs . addition being tuade to cover prepaymeht of postage. Advertising Rates:—St: cents a line fur first insertion, and five cents per line for all subs: , quent insertions. Reading notice advcrtik iug ten cents per line. Eight lines constitute a square, and twelve lines an inch, Auditor's notices $2.50. Administrator's and Executor's notices $2.00, 'Yearly . advertising $150.0i par Coinuin, THE ItErunucat4 is published in the 1 tacy, Moore and Nobles Block, at the corner of Main and Pine streets, over J.. F. Corner's Root anti shoe store. Its circulation is over.ltaia. As an advertising medium it is unexcelled 'll.l its int toediate field. • Our Clubbing Terni6. We Will furalsb all paying aubscribcri , for e lly.etnue.ms within the county with any the following publications, until further 'lice, at the rates given below. The ltsetaiLics..v $l.OO in addition. suuscribers residing out of the culutv yil: charged 25 cents additional. ties York Weekly Tinma,...... ~- .it .25 Semi-Weekly Times, • ' 230 New York Dnily Tribune, . ' 225 Weekly 1 00 S.•nai-Weekly .. 2 00 New,3 , irk Daily Evening Poet, 8 00 ' 6 " Weekly -'" " ... 115 7lemi-Weekly• ' ",. 25 , 2 N,w York Weekly World, 1 00 Semi-Weekly 1 DO i'lliladuiphia. Daily Tines,: 5 65 Philadelphia Weekly Times, 1 30 Philadelphia.,Daily Press, S 00 Pollack,lphia Weekly Press,... 1 10 Ilarpres Magazine,. .... ... . .... 3 10 114.p.;r's Weekly, 3 25 Harper's Bazar, 3 25 Serilmer's Monthly,..:'. ' 3 25 St. Nicholas, ' .2 50 Appleton'i JoUrnal, - 235 with etecl engraving of Dickens.. 3 10 Popular Science Monthly, 4 00 ~ . - st Supplement,.... 2 50 Magazine of American History-- 4 00 North American Review, 4 00 New York Medical Journal, 1 25 ' American Agriculturist, 1 10 Country Gentlemen, 2 10 ltural New Yorker, ' ISS Toledo Blade, , 1 60 LittelTs Living Age,.. 7 00 Atlantic Monthly, J 325 Wile Awake, 1 65 , B.ibyland, 60 . Lippincott, ' 325 . Demorest, 2 50- _ tiodey, 1 65. Scientific American, , 275 l'eterAon's Magazine,.... .... ..... 1 60 The Nursery,• 1 20 nirtner'a Review • ' 40. thirlington Hawkeye, 1 50 S,.w England Journal of Education.. 2 00 liciAall's Treatise on tile Horse 25 A rri'•al and Departure of Mails Maila arri , ;'o and depart at .the Towanda Post— :lief! as fAlows: bd., N. y., and Eastern States ... 4:00 .t. Inishore. Laporte; A:c... ... to..id L. V. way mail frbm the North . ~.. 10.00 snevliequin &c........... ••' 11:00 . New' Lra, ac.. Tuesday, Thursday and ' Saturday.. 11.00 Asylutu. arc., Monday, Wednesday ana '— Friday ' True, Burlington. ,l,:c . 1:00 P. DI . I.,ltaysville. Rome, ke 1 1:01 Closed pouch from Erie and NC It its 2:39 L. V. way mail from the 50uth....... 4 :35" Cln ton, .S.i.! . 5:00 Hercliy 11;30 Closed Pouch Irom nunira butl 21 n n 10..0 OZIEZI Canton, Sionroeton. kc 9:04 A. M. Lehigh Valley way mail South 9:15." !-: eloseJ pouch Elmira, Erie and North ern Central Railroads 10:00 Troy, liurlington, a:0 " ' 10:00 ' - • slie.hequin, kc 12:00 M. 4-I;arclay, - - 1:00 P. M. ' New Era, .Tuesda,y Thursday and Sat. - • llltilly 1:00 ' Asylum. 'Monday, :Wednesday and Friday 1:001' • Lellaysville, Rome, kc 'Laid IMehore, k é•— -• . 2:45' Lehigh Valley way mail-forth 3:4V :sew Mirk Phila. and Eastern States. 7:45 ~ ,7iiiic,, open from 7:00 a. Is, to 7:45 P. M. ,honey order office open from 9:00 a. at. to 7:00 P. M.:-_ mike open on Sunday from 9:00 to 10:00 *O4. P. POWELL, P.M. j EHIGH VALLEY &PEPENA. AND J NEW YORK RAILROADS. AIIRANOF:SIF:ST OF PASSENGER TRAINS TO TAKE EFFECT MAY 11r, isso. EASTWARD. STATIONS lagars Falls._ ... 11uffalo ...... • ... llocbester UPI:2OM , Ithaca Auburn ..... tvog;e.. .......... Elmira Waverly Sayre Atneus yiiisn ' dlater a5”tuda.......• • it pistil:ill g itanding stone. nutnaterneld Freuentown Wyaltutlng Skinuer's Eddy Meshoppen Meltoopaity Tunkliannock Latirange Fa4s 2._! ) : .luuction t irtaucti 'buuk. Alleutown Bethlehem .... New. Yuri:" " WESTWARD. 4TiTIONS Sow . liork ....... 154.thlolfem Allvutowtt • • Manch 1. s: 11 Junction... Falls Laiirsugo Tuukt,annock kt,shoppvti • ikuluvr's Eddy.- Wysluslug • Frew.htown Ituunnerfield lundiug Stone.. Wy ssukLug 1(11121/11:4 • ...... tr!rt,r .31ilsu Athens • t.sy .. • Elmira 1,1w.;;.1.) Auburn tiencya Lyons .... Iw:heater ... Buffalo !Ciactra Falls No. :12 leavee Wyalusing at 6:00, A. M., French b.llll 6.14. Ilummerfield 6.23, Standing Stone 6.31 Wvsaiiking 6.40. Towanda 6.55, Ulster '7.00, Milan 7:16, Athena 7:25. Sayre '7:49, Waver ly 7:11, arriving at Elmira 8:50. No. 31 loaves Elmira 5:45 P. M.. Waverly 5:35, Sayre G:45, Athens 6:50, Milan 6:59, Ulsterl:oB, T.,wauda 7:23, Wysauking 7:35. Standing 'Stone 5.44, liummertield 7:52, Freuchtown 8:02, arriv lug at Wyainsing at 8:15. Trains 8 and 15 run daily. Sleeping cars 'on trains 8 and 15 between Niagara Palls and Phila delphia and between Lyons and New York with out changes. Parlor cars on Train, 2 and 19 between Niagara Palls and Philadelphia with out change, and through coach to aka r -from Rochester via Lyons. WM. STEVENSON, Supt. tiarr.r. PA.. May 15. 1881. Pa. kN. VB. U. AITERICA.N r CYCLOPEDIA. roWANDA AGENCY, representing the counties CTioga. Bradford, Wyoming. Sullivan. „risque- Alums, and Wayne. Correspondence promptly attended to. C. J. ELLIE!, iftnagsr for D. Appelton k Co . TOWANDA. may r-tf . , . . . , , . . • . - . . , . ._ . . . . . . . . . . . - . .• . . - ' _ . . .--. . .. . ... - . . . . . . . . , . . . . . . .. ,4- 1 ;,: , -- , ... .. ..., . . _ . .. . . . • , . , . . . . . , .. ... . :.. ‘.._....-_-.. '.1.•... - •,.. -, I I : U. _‘. . . . _ ; -7.1r. : ._ . . , .._ .4,,,..,...,„...,,,,•. ..., .. . .. .. . . ;.. . . _ . .. . . . . .. . . _ . AIIN . ._.e.,„,.4......_ __ii..7_.......z,,,z,........_........„ . . ~.‘,..,...t.,..,....,,,:t , „*. i„,....,...../......_:,.. . . . :....iik..„....,. ife Cl- Ailuiio-- Trr *) '' "' , -.7 - ' l. ' d --- ..• - - . ' '. . : .. . ~ • • . . • • . . . , . . . . . - .._ . . _ 1 1 Towanda 'Business Direct cry. trIMBERLEL Goo. W. °Dice 2nd door. south AA- First National Blink, uli stairs. lisuglio =ILL'S, E. L. OfficO over Kirby's Drug Stem .1- 1 . llercur Block. aor 13,78 .. SELIIANAN. °Mee over Kirby's Drug 10.0 Store, Demur Block. - rusy26lB. CALIFF, J. N., Offic e in wood's Block, south First National Bank, up stairs. June 12;18 VLSBREE & SOS (N C Elsbree and L'Elsbrte.) Office in blercar Block, Park St. niayl4.7B DECK & OVERTO'SI (Benj Peek and D A ton). Office overMill'a Market 49-'79 riVERTON k BANDBRSON Overton and John FSander;on.) °dice in Adanui Bock. 3n5518 MAXWILLL, - 'Mace over Daiton's Store april 14,76 WILT, J. ANDREW. Office In Metin'a Block apr 14.76 . IVIES, CiCESOCILLN HALL, (W 2' Davies. D Wll Carnochan, L • Office in rear of wird House. Entrance ou Poplar St. (Je12,75 MERCUE. RODNEY A. Solfeltor of Patents. Partieulsi attention, paid to business in Orphans' Court and to the settlement of estates. 011ico in biontanye's Blocii • 4349 Vic PHERSON d: YOUNG, (L McPherson' atut W. I. Young.) • Qtßcc eonth side of Mercur's Block. fob 1,78 lI)TADILL & KINNEY, Office corner Nam and 4-v 3 - Pine at. tioble'slolock, second floor front. Collections promptly attended to. (031.78 Wruvosts. ANGLE & BUFFINGTON. (H N Williams, E J Angle and E E Buffington). Office west side of Main street, two doors north of Argus office: All tusiness entrusted to their care will receive prompt attention. oct 26,77 MASON' & THOMPSON. ( G. F. Maim, E. A. Thompson,' Attorneys-at-Law. Special at tention to conveyancing. examination of title Ind all matter • ielstlng to real estate. Collec. Lions promptly remitted. Office over Patch & Tracy's store: marlaSi. ' TAMES 11. AND JOIIN W. CODDING, Attor neys and Counsellors.at-Law. Office in the klercur Block, over C. T. Kirby's Drug Store. July 3, 'BO tf, fiIHOMPSON, W. H. and E. A., Attorneys-at .L Law, Towanda, Pa. !Office in Moretti Bleck, Over C. T. Kirby's Drug Store, entrance on Main street, first stairway north of Post-Mike. AU business promptly attended to. Special atten- tion given to claims against the United States for l'ensioos, Bounties, Patents, etc., and to collections and settlement of decedent'. esUites. April 21, ly TOILNSON, T. 8., M.D. °thee. over Dr. II: C Porters'e Drug Store. lob 12,78 NEWTON,Dra. D. N. F. 0. Office at Dwelling on liver Street, corner Weston St. feb 12,77 L • ADD. C. K.. M.D. Office Ist door above old bank building, on Main street. Special at tention given to diseases of the throat .and lungs. ju1y19,78 TTOODBURN, 8. M., M.D. Office and . real v v donee. Main street, north of M.E.Ehurcit Medical Examiner for Pension Et partment. Lab 22,78 PAYNE, E. D.. M.D." Office over Afontanye's Store. Office hours, from 10 to 12 a. at. and from 2 to 4 P. M. Special attention given to Diseases of the Eye, and Diseases of the Ear. oct 20.77 RENRY ROUSE. Main Bt.. next corner south of Bridge street. New house and news furniture throughout. The proprietor has spared neither pains or expense in making his hotel first-class and respectfully solicits a share rf Public patronage. Meals at all hours. Terms reasonable. Large Stable attached. mar 8 77 WM. UMNRY. W.ATKINS POST, NO. 68, G, A. 11. Meets .every Saturday evening, at Military Hall. GEO. V. M.YEIt, Commander. - .1: It. Errramon, Adjutant. feb 7, 79 CRYSTAL LODGE, NO. 67. '3leots at R. of P Hall 'every Monday evening at 7:30. Irk 1111raIICO V/AnAl. 2/OS.CIIIIO eV. ,4••• ago annual cost, 5 years experience, $ll. - J. R. liirfattomo, JESSE Wearmii., In.. Dictator. feb'22.7B 134111►DFOI1D - LODGE, SO. 167,1. 0. 0. F. Meet in Odd Fellow's 1411, every Monday evening at 7 o'clock. 'Weitnatt Rm., Noble Grand, June 12,75 POST, E. E. No. 32 Second street. All orders will receive prompt attention. Juno 12,75 TF. LITTLE STORE ROUND THE CORNER W. R. Smalley, Dealer in Tobacco, Cigars Pipes, and Smoking Goods. Choice Confection ary always on hand. - No. 2, Park et., 'mayl7,7B RTEN, G. Si., County Superintendent. Office days last Saturday of each month, over Turner & Gordon's Drug Store, Towanda Ps. . July 19,78 SUSQUEHANNA COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE. The Spring Term commences on Monday April 4th, Far catalogue or other infor mation. address or call on the Principal. EDWIN E. QUINLAN. A. M. Towanda, Pa. alp 14.78 1 15, 1 9 7-1 3 WLLIASIS, EDWARD.. Practical Plumber • and Gas Fitter. Place of business in liter cur Block nest door to Journal_ Office opposite Public Square. Plumbing, Gas Fitting, Repair ng Pumps of all kinds, and all kinds of Gearing promptly ld at givoldm a call. J tended to. All wanting work in his sh 777 2.05: 7.20 7.15 2.50 8.25 9.20 5.15 la ..... 6.3011.30' 6.54'11.55' ! 8.35 1.18 , 8.3_0].- j. 10! 8.05: ... ...: 9.0010.50 , 1 ..., 9.10, 1.45 9.00! 3.45 ...' 9.45 1 2.10 9.40; 4 15 ...10.10: 2.30 10.(X): :4.30 .. 10.15 2.34 . 10.05 i 4.34 10.15 , ... ... .10 46 3:001043 1 505 ...:. .....- ..... :10.54; 5.13 ....i ..... :..... :11.03 :.. 1130' , 5.26 .... ..... . .:..'ll.lB ...' 3130 11,39. 5 . 0 ..... 11.41. 3.54 11.49 6.03 .- .... 1 11.641 6.07 1 4.10 12.10, G. 23 .... ... .. .12 16..6. "'S -. .... ,. 12.25 4.35 . 1.001, 7.10 -. ..... 7.20 ...' ... 1 ... ' 1.101, 1.25 7.35 x ' : l.os'. 6.10 4:45 8.05 ;'',:1.35 5.25 2.201 8.35 .. :. 3.45 7.30' 4.50 1 11.00 ..... 4.44 8.24 5.53112.00 . 5.00 8.35 6.05112'.15 ' 5.30 9.00, 6.40;12.G.5 1.55 10.35 8.251 2.20 • ' 8.05 1 9.1151 3.35 A.M. P.ll. P.M. . P.M. RIISSELL, 0 . 8, General Insurance Agency, Towanda, Pa. Office In 'Whitcomb's Book Store. July 12,76 . 30 2 is P.M. A.M.A.11.,P.M. 6.30 ' 7.40, 9.40 ' 8.00, 9.00 4.15 ' 9.20 .....10.15! 5.50 9.50.....'10.5 1 6.15 10.54 q 6.21 11.05' 11.551 7.25 Lob' 6.00 2.03, 1 9.45 1 1,95 6.35, 2.25110.10 • '• • 7,02 ....:10.30 7.20,-- 110.42 2.18' 7.33 1.03'10.52 1 ..... • 8.04, 3.28 1 11.19 5,19 .11.33 3.03 8.23_3.46 . 11.36 8.43 - 4.03'11.55 9.04' ....12.17 9.10 .... 12.94 ..1 9.19 12.31 400 9.30' 443 1935 • 9.43. 4.55'12.57" 9.52 ..... 1.06 1.3010. 00 5.10 1.15 4.40 iO.lO 5.20 1.23 4.45,10.20 5.30! 1. 3 0 5.25 11.10 6.15 , 2.15 .• ' 5.25' .... 8.30 ..... ...• .! 6.10 2.10 , 6.401 .1 7.41 5.00 8.141 .... ~ 8.40 .... 8.50:.... . 1 9.50 7.40. 9.40 . 11.40 13.05;9,00 1.03 1.05! 9.40 Pad. P.M. A.M.,A.111. ATTOR.NEYS-AT-LAW PH YSICANS AND SURGEONS HOTELS SECRET SOCIETIES HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTING. TOBACCO AND CIGARS EDUCATIONAL PLUMBER AND GAS FITTER INSURANCE MISC'ELLANEOUS DELEVAN HOUSE, ELMIRA, N. Y. C. T. Smith. formerly of the Ward House. Towanda, Pro prietor. This Hotel is located iminedistly Opposite the railroad depot, Every pains'. taken for the comfort of guests, ju1Y5,17 TOWNER, 11. L., M.D.. HOMEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN $I SIIIInrON• Reaidence and office past north of Dr. Corbon'a Slain street. Athena, Pa. }KENDALL'S SPAWN CURE Is sore in its effects, mild in its action as it does not blister, yet is penetrating and powerful to reach every deep Bested ~pain or' to remove any bony growth or other enlargeufents, such as sparing, splints curbs, callous, sprains, swell ings and anylameness and all enlargements of the joints or limbs, or for rheumatism in man and for any purpose for which a liniment is used for man or beast. It is new known to be the" best liniment for man ever used,acting mild and yet certain in its effects. Send address for Illustrated Circular which we think gives positive proof of its virtues. No remedy Las ever met with such unqualified uc cess to our knowledge, for beast as well a man. ' Price ill per bottle. or six - bottles for $5. All . Druggists have It or can get it for you, or it will be sent to any address on reaefpt of price by the proprietors,•Dn. 11. J. KESDALTiteg Co., Enos burgh Dille, Vt. Sold by all Druggists. • • NEVI CARRIAGE FACTORY Between ➢fain and Second, Opposite the Jail Mclntyre & -Spencer, fleapecthilly annoruace to the public that they are prepared to build all kinds of FAMILY CARRIAGE!! ' Top & Open Buggies, rgarrosr AND PLATTOIIIi ISPIUIIO WAGO)4II, . Trotting Sulkies and Skeletons THEY ALSO KEEP ON HAND FOP SALE BEADY FINISHED WAGONS OF ALL THE ABOVE CLASSES. Made of the best material and in the best style All work warranted to glire perfect satisfaction. MUM 1 SPERM We have one of the beat Carriage Paiute'', in the Country:and do all work in this line at. lb. lowest rates. All kinds of Repairing neatly and promptly done at reduced prices. Making new. springs and repairing old ones a speciality: All work guaranteed. Please give ns a call, mayrysi a lIPARCES. Towanda, Jan 4.1880-1 v VAN DYKE'S SULPHUR SOAP, Is without a rival in the cure of akin diseases of all descriptions. It has been thoroughly tested by the medical faculty and the public. and is re commended and extensively used by physicians. This soap is combined with pure sulphur. which enters the pores of the skin, and being absorbed into the blood removes therefrom all impuri ties by exciting the skin to healthy action. , Be sure to ask for VAN BTU'S SULPHUR SOAP, insist upon it, and take no imitation. Sold by druggists. Jatt.l3-43m. CURES DYSPEPSIA, LIVER COMPLAINTS, AT DISEL_ assns CUR Liver 3ases, „fever J e Bheuma- Nam, Dropsy, — Heart litsease, lowness - Nervous debility, etc. The Bost BIIMBDT =OWN to Man! 11,000,000 Bottles SOLD SINCSI 1870. Thy Syrup possesses Varied Properties. Iti Stimulates the Ptyalin° in the. Saliva, which converts the Starch and Sagnr of the food into glucose. A. deg. cieney in Ptyalin° causes Wind and Souring of the food in the stomach. Ii the medicine is taken immediately after eating the fermentation of Mod is pre. vented. It acts upon the Liver. Aft acts upon the Kidneys. It Regulate., the Bowels. It Purifies the Blood. It Quiets the Nervous Systems It Promotes Digestion. It Nourishes, Strengthens and lkeigorates. It carries or the OW Blood and snakes nee It opens the pores of the skin and induces Healthy Perspiration. - It neutndizes the hereditary taintor poison In the blood. which generates Scrofula, Ery. sipelas t and MI manner of skin diseases and internal humors. Theraare no spirits employed In its mann. facture. and,it can be taken by the most deli. cote babe, or by the aged and feeble, calreourt/ being requiraTin attention to directions. , 4 DRIIGIGISTS SELL IT. Laboratory, 77 West gd Bt, NEW YORK CITY. Pierer fails to Cure, Ashland, Schuykill co.. Pa. Dear Sir":—Thb. is to certify that your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP has benonted me more, after a short trial, than sll the medicine I have need for 16 years Disease of the Stomach. Akhlind. Schnykill co.. Ps Dear Sir:—l have used your excellent INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP for Disease of the Stomach, and it has proved to be a valuable medicine. Mu: J. Armen. Nervous Debility. Turtle Point, Bictean co., Ps. Dear was troubled. with Nervous De bility and partial Paralysis, for a number of years. and obtained no until I used your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP,r aelief short trial of which restored me to health.. For Scrofula. Turtle Point, McKean Co., Pa Dear Sir:—My little girl wsa cuzed of tUflam mation of the Faco and Eyea, by the use of your reliable INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP. A physician had previously failed to afford rellf and it wag thought that the child could not Rite: Its neck and breast was entirely covered with Scrofoloiis Sores, which ate now entirely gone. Sure , Cure for Liver Complaint. Turtle Point. lileSest co.. Pa Dear Sir:—This is to certify that your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP has effectually relieved me of Liver Complaint and pyspepala. after, the doc, tnrs failed Remedy foilhe Rheumatliim. Turtle Point, McKean co., Pa. Dear Sir:—l have used your excellent INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP for Rheumatism and Liver Com plaint, and have 'derived great relief therefrom. Dsnins Sisissox. An Agent's Testimony. Turtle Point,lifcßean co., Pa. Dear Sir:—l was a life-long sufferer from Liver Complaint until I need your great INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP. from which I soon obtained permanent relief. I also find the Syrup to be a valuable Bowel Regulator. HIESBIC C. Itnosost. A' I aluable Medicine, Berlin, Somerset Co..Pi Dear Sir:—This is to certify that your reliable INDIAN BLOODIIIIP is the best medicine ever used in my iemily. Hoping the public will be benefited by this great remedy, I take great pleasure in giving my testimony of its value.. JOBini P. BhunAiths. Dyspepsia and Indigestion. Berlin. Somerset 00.. Pa. • . Dear Sir: 2 —l take pleasure in recommending your likiDLC4 BLOOD SYRUP as tb4 best medi cine made. people who are Dyspeptic should not; fail to give it a trial: ' Fqg tne Stomach It has no equal. I have used it and know it to•be a valuable medicine, Liver Complaint. Berlin - , Somerset:Co., Pa. Dear was troubled with Liver Com plaint for along time, and by the penuasion of your Agent, I commenced.taing your. excellent INDIAN BLOOD BYRUP,which has greatly bene fited me. I have never found any medicine to equal it, and can confidently say it is a safe and highly valuable remedy. Pain in the Breast. Berlin, Somerset Co. - , Pa. Dear Sir:—l was &Meted' with a Pain in my Breast and Side. and when I would lie down, I could scarcely breathe for Pain, I was also very weak in my Breast 'and Lungs. I used some of your-INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP and am now near• ly ccell. My Lungs are strong once more and I am very grateful to yen ,for such a valuable remedy Dyspepsia and Indigestion. Philidelphia. Pa. Dear , Slr:—This is ,to certify that your valua ble INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP baa cured me of Dyspepsia and Indigestion, which I bad been afflicted with for years. For Kidney Diseases. Philadelphia, Pa Dear Sir:—l wsi subject to severe Pains in my Kidneys. Weakness and Painful Sick Headache, tor years, and fltU.ed to obtain relief. until I was induced to try your reliable INDIAN BLOOD SY RUP. a short. trial Of which restored me to perfect. health, No : 1525 Bartrun St. :1 For Costiveness. Philadelphia. pa. Dear Sir:—l was troubled with Costivenes and Headache, and the use of your INDIAN BLOOD SYBUP proved most beneficial to me. It is the beet medicine I ever used. - " JAs. A. Bsowx. No 817 Federal St. For Blilionsness. ' Pldladelplda, Pa Dear Sir: —I was afflicted with Dyspepsia and Billionsness for years, and failed to procure re• lief until I began using your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP, which soon effectually relieved me: I take great pleasure in recommending its use to the afflicted. FIUME 'T. GOBIII2T, No. 1035 Locust St. Disease of the Stomach and.,Liver. Bushtill, Pike Co., Ps. Dear Sir:—Tliis is to certify that I have used your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP for Disease of the Stomach and Liver, and have been much bene fited tberebv Best Family Medldle. linahlail. Pike Co.. Ps; Deer Sires I consider your reliable INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP the best 'medicine I ever used in my family. It is lust ss recommended. illsuilz, Cons= Remedy for Worms. Bushkin; Pike Co., Pa. Dear Sir: —I have' used your great INDIAN BLOOD SRUP in inriny for Worm and Summer C Y omplaint, a n d b it has proved effectual in all eases Never Ms to Cure. Bushkill, Pike Co.. Pa. Dear iiir:—ldy daughter was in Poor Health arid a short trial of your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP entirely cured her. ' • Mum yawns:a. AGENTS of for BLWD at I=!ninny town or sillago, in 'which I have t. Particulars given on application. ME TOWANDA. BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, JULY 14, 1881. CURES 11l DISEASES Of THE STOIUCH, lIDIETS, SAID, BLOOD. Christ never salts of us such busy labor As leaves no time for resting at his feet; The waiting attitude of expectation He' ofttimes CUlVati a service most corn plate. Ho sometimesiwants our ear—our rapt at tention— . • , That he some sweetest - secret may impart; 'Tii4 alwass in the time of deepest silence. That-heart finds deepest fellowship with We sometimes wonder why our Lord has placed as - Within a apace - so narrow, so obscure, That nothing we call work can find an en , trance; There's only room to suffer--to endure... - Will, God loves patience; souls that dwell in stillness Doing the little things be resting quiet, May just as perfectly fulfill their mission— Be just as useful in the Father's sight, As they who grapple with some giant evil" Clearing a path that every eye may see, Our Savior cares for cheerful acquiescence, Rather than for a busy ministry. . B. B.' BILLILMA And yet he does hive service, whore 'tie given By grateful love that clothes in deed: But work that's dono beneath -the scourge of duty, Be sure to suck he gives hut little heed. Then seek to please him whatsoe'er he bids • thee; • Whether to do, to suffer, to lie still I 'Twill matter little by what path ho led us, If in it 111 we sought to do his will. D. C. WINSHIP WABEEN BETTE .r. r , till:allot' .11Arrre IcsusarNaF.3 EnwAan Zows D. M. BALL. GEoltor, M. EtuoT Jane Busy Flusrvasix Voiituraws TB°sus CoirraionT giGONIIIMMENT OF TAE PEOPIa 3 BIE. ! P/48- „„. Al B ) 1_ P0 " 2:4724 _ ; ,% ,, ••=rf• T. ' - .2711 S WELL. Dark and cool the water lies In the old time-honored well; Down deep the buckdt And how ofthen, who can tell? For the school boy, hot with play, For laborer, tired with toil, For the traveler oo his . way. Doth the Widen. rope uncoil. And how often, who elm toll? Or, who S►rst the gracious draught Drew up from the bounteous well? Or, who sunk the ancient shaft? They ere dust, who slaked their thirst At the little silver fount In the wild woods, were it first Called the huntsman to dismount; They ere dust, the pioneers, Who the strong-sum:id forest broke, Where the old well now appears, Where now curls the village smoke. So shall we within the vale • With our ohildren's children dwell, But the waters ne'4 shall fail In the old time-honored well. DU HIS FILL custitzuni WITU 3117C1t . 13ERVINCi heart THE CAVE OF DEATH. In the earfY part of the French Revo lution, the prisons of Lyons were filled with thousands of unhappy .victims. 4Oventy-two prisoners who were con demned were thrown into the Cave of Death on the ninth of December, (here to wait 'the execution of their sentence. This could not be the next day, because it was the Decadi. • • One aailinsofieTs. Dy Banal, only twenty-two years of age, of a bold and ardent spirit, profited by thisintirval to devise a plan of escape. His sisters having, by means pf a very large bribe, obtained accers to this abade of horror, began to weep around him. "It as not now a time to weep,"' said he; "it is the moment to arm ourselves with resointion and activity, and en• deavor to find some way by which we can elude our menaced fate Bring me files, a chisel, a turnscrew, and other instruments;' bring wine in abundance; bring a poniard, that, if reduced to ex tremity,- we may not perish without the means of defence. By this . grate, which looks into• the Rue Lafond, you can give me' these things; I will be in waiting there the whole day to receive them." The sisters retired, and in the course of the day, at different visits, brought a variety of tools, twelve fowls, 'and about sixty bottles of wine. Porral communicated his project to four others, bold and active like himself, and the whole business was arranged to his complete satisfaction. The evening arrived; a general sap per was proposed; the last, they 'thought, .they should ever eat. The ,prisoners supped well, and exhorted each other to meet their fate the next morning with heroism and fortitude.- At eleven o'clock 'the associates began their labors; one of them as placed as a sentinel nest the door of the olive, armed with a poniard, ready to dis patch the turnkey, if at his visit at two o'clock in the morning he should ap pear to suspect anything; the others, • pulling off their coats, began to make their researches. At the extremety of the second cave they found a huge door, and on this they began their operations. It was of oak, and double-barred; by degrees the hinges gave way to the file, and the door was no longer . held by them; but still they could not force it' open—it was held by something on the other side. A hole was mode in it with a chisel, and, looking through, - they per ceived it was tied by a very' strong rope to a post at a distance. This .was a terrible moment! They endeavored in vain to cat the rope with the chisel of file, but they , Could not reach it. A piece of wax candle, how ever, was procured; and being lighted, • and tied to the endlf a stick. they thrust it through, the 'hole in the door, and burnt the chord minder. The door was then opened, and the adven turers proceeded - forward. This • door they found led only Co another vault, which served as a depot for confiscated effects and merchandise. Among other things was a large trunk fall of shirts. They profitead by this discovery to make 'an .exchange of linen; and instead of the clean ones which they took, they left their own, which they bad worn for many weeks. Two doors beside that -at which they had entered now , offered themselves to ' their choice. They began to attack one; but they had scarcely applied the file, when they were alarmed by the barking of a dog behind. A general - consternation seized the party; the work vas stopped in an in stant; perhaps the door led into. the apartments of the jailor. This idea re called to their minds that it afar new near on to two o'clock, the time of his visit. One of ihe party returned to. a===i ward thibave of Death, to see whether all was safe;?a6d _it was agreed to sus pend their rebore till his return. When thtpl scout returned, he said that on his arrival at the Cave of Death he shuddered with hOrror to find the turnkey there already. The man, how ever, who had been left as a sentinel, had engaged him to drink with him; and the scout joining the party, they plied him so well. that he at last reeled off without examining the cave much, and was in all probabilities laid fast asleep for the rest of the 'night. This was very consolatory news. I Quitting the door at which they bad heard the dog bark, they applied them selvesto the other. They found here folding-doors, one of which they opin ed, and found themselves in a long, dark passage.. At the (end they per ceived still another doot; bui,liatening very intently, they heard the sound of voices; it in fact led to the gnard-bouse, where seleral soldiers in their national uniform were assembled. This was, indeed, a terrible stroke.\ Had they then gone so far, only to meet with a worse obstacle than onyi they had yet encountered? Must. all their labors prove. then, at length fruitless? , Only one resource now remained, and this' was a door which they had passed on the side of the passage, and which they conceived must lead to the great court of the Hotel de Ville. In fact, having forced the door, ii appeared they were not mistaken; .the they were at the bottom of a staircase which leil into the - court. It, was now half-past four o'clock; the morning was dark and cold, while'_ rain and snow were falling in abundance. The asso ciates embraced each other "with tran sport, and were preparing to mount the staircase, when Porral-cried oat s "What are - you about? If we at tempt to go out at present, ail _is over with ne. The gate is now Ahni, and, if any one should be perceived_ in the court, the alarm would instantly be given, and all would be discovered. After having had the 'courage to pene trate •thus far, let usi have resolution still to wait a while. At eight o'clock the gate will be opened. and the pas sage • through the court free. .We can then steal out by degrees, and ming-, `Hug with the numbers w e can go away without being perceived. ,It is not fill ten o'clock the prisoners are summoned to execution; between eight - an.ll ton there will lie time enough for all of ris to get ~- a way. We will return to •the cave; and when the time of departure arrives, each of us five: will inform two others of the means of escape offered. We shall then be fifteen, and going owl three at a time we shall pass nnob. served. Let the last three, as they sei succession we may " cape." This plan appeared judicious and I safe; it was unanimously agreed to, and 'the associates returning to the cave, made choice of those who should first be informed of what they bud done. ' Montellier, a notary, and Baron de Chaffoy, to whom the means of escape were .offered,t refused to avail them selves of them, - the former from a con fide4Ce of a pardon, as he had been mistakki for his brother; and the lat ter, though in the flower of his age, declared all y his ties in the world were broken, and that life bad nothing now to offer which could make him desk ions of prolonging it. - They were both guillotined the next mowing. • The fate of the fifteen who fled was very dissimilar, and the escape of the rest was prevented ,by the imprudence of one - or them. The last of the fif teen, who, on quitting the cave, was, according to the plan arranged, priv ately to apprise fifteen others, instead of doing so, cried aloud,— "The paisige is open; let every one that can escape." ,: This excited a -great movement among- the prisoners. They arose in "an instant, doubting whether what they heard could be true, or whether he who uttered these worde was not mad. The noise they made lammed the sen tinel without; he called to the turnkey; they hastened immediately to the cave, perceived what had been done, and closing up the door .by which the 'pris oners had escaped, placed a strong guard before it. Nesple, who had ex cited this movement, was, With three others, taken and executed. Another of the fugitives took refuge in the house of a friend, in 'an obscure street; but he was discovered, brought back, and guillotined. . It was not thus with Penal, the orig inal author of the plan. He was the first that came forth. from the cave. kite passed the sentinel in the court, he said,— "My good friend, it r ai nsas and snows very bard; were I in yoniplace I would not remain out of doors such weather, but would go to the fire in the guard room." - • The sentinel thanked him, and, fo lowing his advice, the , coast was left more clear for the prisoners. Penal took - refuge in the house of one whO was considered a good patriot, and escaped the observation of a party of commissioners who entered the house. As soon as they were gone, he began to think of making his way out of the city as fast as possible.., When he ar rived at the Place Belle-Cour be found parties of the gendarmery dispeised everywhere. Perrot went into a house, and, making known who he was, en treated an asylum., The inhabitants were ' Women,', timid to excess; but the desire of saviog . fin 'innocent person rendered them cour ageous. They condieied him into a glirref s and concealed him behind some planks standing up in a corner. The gendarmes arrived; they Beached the house; they came into the garret where Portal was concealed. Here they found a large melt. the top of which was fastened down by a padlock. They asked for, the key; the women' went down-stairs for While they were gone, one of the gendarmes leaned against thp planka i while a Impend " 'Twould be droll enough if we were r to 'find one of the fugitives ins ibis cask." , "More likely plate or money," says a third, "for it seems very heavy.", The key at length arrived; the `cask was unlocked, and was found to `lie hill , . of salt. The gendarmes - -swore •et the `disappointment, visited the roof a the Londe, and then , ..., retired In the eve ning Portal, dre ssed in woman's clothes, with irbasket on his head end' another on: his arm, Vassed the bridge of La Gi illotiere. and quitted the city. Ipabriel, another of the 'fugitives, concealed himself among the bushes in the marshes of the Travaux Perraohe, Where he was nearly frozen to jeatb, butt he got away, to a place of safety. One, young. Conchouz, who was of the five that bad opened the way for escape, made choice of his father. who was nearly eighty years of age. as one ofithe fifteen; but the poor old man's leis were swellen, and he 'Was scarcely able to walk; "Fly , fly , my son!" said he; "if thou bast the opportunity, ' fly this instant! I commend Hits an act of duty, but it is impossible that I should fly with thee. I have 'Wed lung enongh—my troubles will soon be finished; and death will be deprived of its sting. if I can know that thou art in safety." His son assured shim that ho would not quit the prison without him, and that his persisting in his refusal would only end in the destruction of both. The father, overcome by his, dutiful affection, yielded; and, supporteti by his son, made his way,to the bottom of the staircase,l but to ascend it was out of his power; he , could just drag his legs slow the ground, but to lift them up was impossible.. His son, though low in stature and not stiong, todit him up in his arms; the desire of saving his father gave him renewed strength,.and he carried him to the top of the stairr. His filial piety was rewarded, and both father and son escaped. • ' Curious Antipathies. It is well known that the vanity of King James 1,-never overcame his weak ness of being unable to look on a nak ed sword. ' Sir Xer.elm Digby was pinud to relate that when he was knight ed at Hinchinbrooke, near Huntingdon, the king turned his face away and neq ly wounded him. This may be accoutit fed for, as his mother, Miry, Queen i3f Scots, a short time before his birth, had a great shock given to heron seeing her favorite, David . Muir), 'killed in her: presence. We are told of trladislans, king of Poland, that be could not bear to see apples. Pennant, the eminent traveler, had a great aversion to wigs, which was also transferred to their wearers for the tinac.,,, m gr presenoe or Me wAco. in I 5". van, eXeit• ed and nervous, and angrily made some strong remarks about the. mayor to a companion. At last, losing all control over his feelings, ho rushed. at the may, or, pulled of his wig, and ran with it out of the house and down the street, waving it aloft as he went. The mayor followed, to the'amusement of 'the po pulace; and this curious race wasnfter ward known as the 'Mayor and Mr. Pennantls Tour. Through Chester." His said of the Dnke of Schomberg that, soldier eshe was, he could not sit , in the same room. with a cat; and we have beard of a person with s , ) great a dislike to this harmless domestic animal that be would not even pass under - a sig4toard with a cat painted on it. It will:hardly be credited that though the valorons-Peter the Great built a fleet, yet from his sixth to fourteenth year could not bear the sight of either still or running water. especially if be was alone. He did not walk in the pal ace gardens because they Were watered by,the riverlilosera; he would not cross over the smallest brook, net even oii*l budge, unless the windowei of his oar-'I riage were shut close, and even then he had cold perVirations. La Mothe: de Veyer could rion endure any musical instrnment. although he 'delighted in' thunder. Grelii, the composer, and ' Anne of Austria were identical in their dislike• of the smell of roses. ' The learned Dr. Beatty tells us of healthy, strong men who .were always uneasy on touching velvet;'- or on seeing another person handle a cork; Zimmer man, the naturalist, of a lady who could not. bear to touch silk or satin; and shriddered When feeling the velvety skin of a peach. One of the Earls of Barrymore considered the pansy an abomination; and the unfortunate Princess Laminate looked upon the violets as a thing of horror. &diger turned palest the sight water-cresses,_ and neither be nor Peter 'Abono - could ever drink milk.. It is said of Cardan that he was 'disgusted 'at the sight of eggs. We have heard of a gallant ml dies fleeing, without shame, from a sprig of rue.. The author of the 'Turk ish Spy" tells us that, proiided he , had but a sword in his hand, he'would rather encounter a-lion in the deserts of Arabia than feel aspider crawling on him in _Vie dark I William Matthew?, son of the governor of Barbadces, had, liked the above. a great aversion to the harm less spider. - One day the Duke of Athole, Ihinking his antipathy some what affected, left him and his friends in the room, and came back with a clos ed hand. Matthews thpnght he had a spiderf concealed there; and becoming furious, drew his sword' and would have done damage to the duke or, himself had not friends inter-posed. Burton. the traveler. tells us that a melancholy, Duke of bitiseovy fell ill if he but- looked upon a woman, and that another anchorite wWs seized with a cold palsy under. similar cireneastinees. Here is fi casco' a lady basingan aver sion to-the opposite sex; it appeared in the obituary of a newspaper-some fifty years ago: 'Lately, at Gray's alms house, Taunton, aged eighty-two, Han nah Mitten, a maiden-lady. She vow ed several years- ago that no fellow should touch her, living or dead. In forsuance of this resolution, about ten rem [Once she purchased a coffin. in Which, whenever she felt serionsillnesa,' abo immediately deposited herself, thus lIME2 secaring the gratification of her peculiar sensibility.' Theie are many cases sim ilar to this - lady's on record, although they are manifested in a more imperfect way. In Hone'e 'Table Book' we find an account of a gentleman in Alcantara, named John Roll, who would swoon on hearing the word lana (wool], although his *oak was made of the same material. Again; in the Universal Magazine we read of a young woman in Namur who fainted whenever she heard a bell ring. The medical pioneer, Hippocxates, mentions one Nicatio who swooned whenever, he heard a flute. Amatus Lusitanus - relate& the case of a monk .who fainted when he beheld a rose and never quitted his cell when that flower was in. bUifom. Bealliger mentions one of his relatives who experienced a similar horror on seeing a lily. Henry 111, Of . France faititgl whenever ho saw a cat. " The Duke xl'Epernon fainted on beholding a leveret, though a hare bad no effect on him.- Tycho Bmhe, the superStitious astronomer, was similarly affected upon seeing a fox, and Marshal d'Albert at the eight of a pig. We hear of a French lady who swooned or see-. , ing boiled lobsters; while Ambrose Pare, a celebrated French surgeon, mentions a gentleman afflicted with the same weakness when ho saw en eel. M. Vaugheini, a great huntsman in Han over, felt dizzy and faiCted, or if he had time ho would run away whenever be saw a roasted pig. The credulous Dr. Mather records an account of a young lady_ who fainted if any person cut his nails with a knife in her presence; bat if done with scis sors, she was indifferent. Boyle, the philosopher, himself tells us that he never conqUered bk! uneasiness. at the sound, of water running and splashing through a pipe, and that he sometimes even fainted. We .i►re told of .French people particularly, partial to the odor of jonquils or tube roses, 1 . who, will swoon at the smell of ordinary roses. Orfila, the Aistinguished Fretteh physi cian, furnishes an account of the pain ter, Vincent, who was seized Iwith vio lent vertigo and swooned when there were roses in the room with him. An Old Blockade Runner. EXPERLEN,CE OF A"CHARLESTON.SKIFPER Captain Henry Prince is the owner and mastr of the schooner Etiwan, of Charlestr, S. C. His vessel reached this:portu few . days ago with a cargo of 150.000. - fiet of hard pine, and while the 'longshoremen were unloading her, the captain .entertained a half dozen inter ested listeners with his ' story of block ronpinefor two years in Charles ton harbor. , j , 'rl am now sixty-seven years of age," nadefbeen'ti satiating - nuts luaus/ all that length of service was never shipwrecked but once, and that was on the' coast of Ireland, in the ship Vul can, Captain Daniel Bunker, of New York.. Th e ship was homeward-bound, loaded with iron from Stockholm, but havinespruna4l leak she bore up to wards Liverpool in distress, and in do ing so was misled by, a bright light on shore, which she mistook for a light house. It was subsequently ascertained that the light was made by the burning of tar by a vessel in distress and that five vessels were wrecked that night in conseqUence of making the same mis take as the Vulcan. Every seaman on board of the Vulcan - was saved, but with the exception of a lad all on board of the four other vessels that were wrecked were lost. 'For forty-seven years I have been a resident of Charleston and during the greater part of that time I have held a controlling interest'in one or more ves sels. While , the war lasted I was sole owner of the schoonei Santee and bad an interest jin half a dozen blockade runners; but it is of the Santee that I particular), want to speak: For two years I landed with that schooner from thirty to fifty tons of sand at Fort Sumter every other night, ,and during that period of blockade running I am quite certain that one thousand shots and shells were fired at ,my vessel by the monitors, gunboatS and barges in the haxbor,. ? but with the exception of a long twenty-two-incher fired from Bat tery Wagner, three miles distant, - the Santee. - vas never struck; 'The last night I rick the blockade thirty-two shots anti shells wire fired at me, and owing to the close proximity with which they whizzed about my ears I refused to run the blockado ( any more and for that refusal I was arrested by Mott Pendle, Provost Marshal of Charleston, and ordered to the front in - Lee's - arM - y+ I refused . to go and ap pealed to Ccrmmodore Tucker, com mander of The Confederate fl eet.at Charleaten, and when I made the fact known to him that my vessel absolute ly floated past, the Union gunboats on .I account of the dead calm that prevailed and because of the perfection of the Yankee system of throwing calcium lights a great distance, - blockade run ning in : a sailing vessel under a dead calm was , not advisable, but that I would be onepf a "dezen to volunteer to run a steamboat, provided the gov ! erntaent would furnish the boat. After a thorough hearing of the case Com modore Tucker exonerated me. 'Hav ing no more sand with which to repair the damage made during the last day to the fort by the shots from the Union gunboats, in less than ninety,days from the time Is . : quit , carrying sand the 'Reba' -walked out Burnt& and - the 'Yanks' walked in. 'While it is true that my vessel, the Santee. escaped without any :other damage thafethe 22-incher Mentioned cutting through her mainsail, yet in a single night I came near losing her at the hands of these upon my own side of the contest—the Confederates. The night that Charleston was evacuated the Confederate commander issued or ders that all 'vessels, of every' descrip tion, should be' burned to prevent their falling into the - hands, of the Union forces.. When the squad 'came , on board of the Santee for that purpose I Met them on deck and, told them I knew they had a duty to perfOrm, that 11111 they were ;Ming under order, but be fore they fired • her I wanted thein to walk down in the cabin and got a good cup of coffee. Having had an interest in several blockade runners, I always i kept myself supplied with a lot of the best coffee and tea that came into the Confederacy, and, as the squad that came aboard of _the Santee to fire her bad not land - anything better than wheat or chicory sweet-potato coffee for a year or mole, they drank cup after cup ofmy Javn. While they 'were doing th t I was getting in . some big talk for th Santee and upon giving them my i word of - honor that my vessel . ahould never pass, from my possession to that of the Yankees, they concluded that after breaking bread with _me they could not turn and rend me; . and while that lunch oast me five dollars it saved my vessel • 'The next day a squad of Yankees came on board of the Santee and the officer in commend took my telescope, quadrant -and other valuable things I had on the-vessel. These were subse quently restored to me by order of Commodore Dahlgren, to whoM I made perschd no complaint -of the action 7-- of the officeri in question. 'About that time I was reasonably well off.' I had purchased 200 bales of Sea Island cot ton at different times with Confederate scrip. I owned ninete9n likely young negroes, a few houses in Charleston and the Santee and ether ship- property bat the (lay the Union forces took pos session of Charleston my boys, worth easily $25,000, were free men. I thought, however, that I could manage to hold on to my cotton, -as it was ell safely bid away, except eight bales, on board of one of my vessels. These eight bales fell into the hands of Com modore Dahlgren and the balance was mighty aeon found by the -Union Pro vost Marshall Pratt, a Massachusetts man, who promised every dixrkey taken before him that if they told him where any cotton.was stored they should have one-half of it for giving the informa tion. One of my best boys told where my cotton was secreted, but the black rascal never got the value of a pound of cotton for giving that knowledge. • tried hard to get my cotton back, but Provost Marshal Pratt told me to . take the Bible in my hand • and - in the .presence of Almighty God solemnly swear that .I had never voluntarily borne arms against the United Statel; that I had never given aid or encour agement to the Confederate forces; that I bad never rejoiced at defeats of the Union armies or at the victories of the. Confederate troops. When that part of the oath was reached - ,my band dropped involuntarily and I asked the officer to repeat those words about• re told' muri-cutacesohr and he told me he would have to turn that Sea Island cotton over to tho United States Government, and that Provost Marshal'may have , done sq. but he was a sharp, shrewd I.lassathusette Yankee, and there was a saying down South' about that time that they greas ed their fingers with tar to make hinge stick to them. It is wonderful what a quantity of cotton Would stick to a Yankee Provost Marshal's open hands if right' well tarred. 'lt has to.ways been said that General Sherman's , troops burned immense quantities of cotton, supplies, etc., on hie march through Georgia -to Charleston doubtless he did destroy much valuable property, but so far as Charleston and-its vicinity is .concern ed I can attest that about all the burn ing was done by the Confederates just as they were leaving. The view enter tained by the Confederate Government was that it was better to destroy mov able property than to have it fall , into the hands of the Yankee Government, and if the truth was known most of the destruction by' fire attributed to Gen eral Sherman's army was caused by the action of the Confederates.' Couldn't Wind It lJp. dA companicin to thUwoman who told the book agent she didn't want any 'encyclopaedia,' for she 'never could ride on it in the world' (mistaking the word for 'bicycle'), the hero of the fol lowing may ;have the firit' chance. Says the Wall Street (N. Y.) Daily Netts: On a train going up the river yester day morning was a young man who had his overcoat pocket full of purchasek After inspecting two or three parcels he took the wraps off a twenty-five-cent thermomenter and examined the instru ment with the closest interest. He looked at the face,- then at the back, and the longer he looked .the more puzzled ho seemed. A gentleman who had been observing 'him finally re marked: 'teen buying a thermometer, I see.' 'Yes; I bought her for a neighbor of ours.' `What's the temperature in this car just nova?' - The young man tookii long squint al the thermometer, turned it over two or three times, and then answered: 'lt's about middling, I guess.' Nothin further was said for ten min utes, and the gentleman was busy with his paper, when the other touched his arm and said: - 'Say, are you used to thermometers 'Yes, 'slightly.' 'Well, I'm a little green, and I'm willing to own ~ p. Seems to me there's something wiong abon' this 'ere.' • guess not; it's a cheap instrument, but it seems to be all right.' 'Well, it may be; but I had made up my mind there was something missing. I can't and any keyhole, and if it ever had any hands On the face, they're gone now for Sure.' , It took about five minutes to enlight- en hire, and when he realized - 'how she worked,' he put it in his pocket with th's remark: 1 - • 'l'm going home and tell the old man that none of us know enough to tell when we get chilblains A young lady in. New York has ap propriately named her dog Penny, be cause it was ono sent to her. .1.00 a Year, la Advance. NO. 7. MY 6ZBL=A mirmostr. BY "ISAAC." She met me at the parka' door— - The darling whom I hope to win--- I cried, "My sweet, ethereal love r She answered, smiling, "Thst's too thin!" A lovely Venus statuette - Was standing on s corner bracket; I said, "What are such charmitio thine ?" She blushed, and uttered, 6 1 `Cheeie the racket I' "0, dearest maid! to win thy love My body in the dust I'd humble; Quist understant such love as mine ?" . - She whispered, bashfully, "I tumbler A yielding glance from her dark eyes Gave to ray pusion full excuse; I snatched' her to my heart, and beard. "You're 'just too cute for any use!" I pressed upon h — er willing lips A kiva that neatly drove me crazy; . And, as the oseulatlon clued, -Bholnurniured gently, "That's just daisy 1" Bat "01" she cried, "I hear my Pal I fear he's bent on 'bounaing' you, Just one more kiss, my dear, and then You'd better 'ship the tra4a-loo.' "- The old man's step was drawing near, I hadn't any time to whiffle,— I fled, inglorinsly but swift, And barely, barely "made the riffle." FACTS AND FANCIES. An inky young heathen named *lamb% While returning ono night. from s jambo- Bee, was taken with "snakes," The prise now, he takes " For ending theheavenly flambeau. .When an Ohio man, who holds two or three offices, is compelled to eve up one of them, the item should be placed under the heading "Shrinkage in Hogs." The San Antonio people complain of, little fishes in the'water mains. They can't expect the water works company to furnish them with whales one bun &DA and twenty fr e t lona fora dollar a month. Professor Smith estimates that the reeent comet, •if it remains visible two weeks, will cause ten thousand linger ing courtships to bloom into that many marriages. It does given young couple ' a splendid exettse to remain np until two o'clock A. 31., and talk about one thing and another. Awl now the ' poor heated editor snatches tip his shears with delight a& his eyes light on a promising squib, and throw 7 s them down with a quotation from the ,Old. Testament, as he reads further and finds that it is something about - "take jenkitis' Jaundice jerker." •It is, rather galling upon modern greenness to be tOld that oar comet is only an old, warmed-over affair, a hun dred years old or more. It has lost all interest, with progressive spirits and is fast sinking into - the limbo of 'Pinafore,'. the Albany deadlock and all otbet dy- He was a veteran toper, with a fiery rod prolumeio, but a most kind-hearted and amiable man, and when the flies gatheied upon his nose he used to say: 'Oh. don't drive them away; they're hav ing a good time, and if they can get their liquor withont paying for it I don't mind." An able-bodied -tramp stopped in ront of a well-known citizen of Austin and said in a whining voice: . "Please,' sir, give me some assistance. I have no 'friends or family. lam homeless and friendless"lroh . are ? Well, then, if you- have no friends to borrow money from you and no family to sup port, you are better off 'than I am. You might have money. to Mend. I -say, lend me a quarter,' but - the man with , -out any responsibilities passed on with out • contributing a cent. A German -Somance. A fair young German maiden was ar raigned before the DiStria Court of , Dortmund for stealing a watch from a, youthful handicraftsman of that city.: The person she had robbed proved Lo be her own affianced lover, who upon - discoverigg his loss, had foithwith no— tified it to the Dortmund police, With- . out the faintest notion that the theft had been-committed by his betrothel bride. Investigation resulted in the discovery of th i stolen' , property at pawnbroker's p, where the' damsel had pledged it for a triflitig sum. When brought to trial, she ltvowed her guilt with many tears and sobs, alleging that, unable to purchase her 'wedding dress, and being ashamed to confess her pev erty to her future husband, she had. purloined his watch with the object of realizing a sufficient amount by its by to equip herself decently. It is pleasant to know that this- piteena confession was responded , to in a gallant and magnanimous spirit . by the a , _ de poiled - bridegroom; who declared that. - 'the prisoner was and ever wouldle his only love, and that ho would many her out of land if the judge would consent to set her at liberty.' 'Without walk'. rate's delays, the tribunal annulled the arraignment; and the generous lover carried off his' liberated larcenist - in triumph. Sari Profesior Austin Phelps: #We are not half Awake to the fact that by Our laws of divorce and our toleration 61 the social evil. we are doing,mo ri lto corrupt the .nation's heart than or= monism tenfold. Vice, avowed and blatant and organized, toa large extent nullifies itself„ so far as' selfdiffusion is toncernei. Bat vice. lurking and still, tricklees into all the crevices of society. A nation of 3formons is impossible— not so a nation of libertines.' The etliodist Bishop Simpson once ,'Nobody but saved men should be sent by newspapers to report camp meeting.' A St. Louis paper adds: 'lt this were a rule with the diiily pa : per of this city, they would all have - to add a new mime to their present staff.' Gentle Jane wan u good as gold, She Always did as eh& was "told. • She never spoke when her month was fall. Or caught blue-bottles their legs So pull, Or spilt bine Imp on her nice new frock. Or put, white mice in the•eight-clay clock. Or vivisected her last new doll. Or fostered a paision for alcohoL And when she grew up she was given is mar- riage To a first-class earl who keep. his carriage. - —GiZert and Sullivan's IMO opera.