JWLCOMII 66, TRICY,- VOL. VII. -TILE Bradford Republican, . - j 1, ahlis lied ever. Thursday at TOW:I:Ai. l'a., I V" - IMISEItLEY, Geo. N . S.. taco 2nd door south i ! . 1 -.a."*.lirst National liaut, upstairs. pau g SO t.y :It IL,C 51111 .',.! TRACY, Proprietors. Terms:--If pail in advanen. Lis) per .11111411/ ELHANAN. Wilco over Kirby's Drug lot pall in aavance $1.11:.. To subscribers out Store, Mere ur /Mock. tnay26'7B. :1 ill- county, $1,25, invariably iu advance, his ALIFF, J. N. (Mike in Wood's Bloch, south adaition beinif made . to coviii prepaymebt ' : National Bank, up stairs. Julio 12;48 stye Vtiverfiming Rates:—.Sis cents a line' for first ; FILRBRE 17. At SON (S i'../.thret 'and LttE/sbree.) ... 0:11corin tticreur Block. ParkiSt, mity14,7,8 insertion, and five cents per line for all sub— , - "" t Tient ipsertions Reading notice advertising ten cents, per lino. Eight lines constitute. a square:and twelve lines an inch, • Auditor's notieca sl!.su. Administrator's and Execalor's notices ; 7 2.0; Yearly advertising sro.tsl per reitunti. • Tilt: I:inn:wee!: is published in the 1 tact', Moore and Nobles Mock, at the corner (.1 M:ini and Pine streets, over .1. Curser's Loot and Shoe store. Its circulation is over au advertising. medium it is unexcelled in its: im mediate Geld. Our clubbing' Terms ,Vt. will farnli‘li all paying stibserib,is:i:ir he 14-.Pt:nLicAN within the euuntY with any o' b;ll,,wing publications, lutther :•.ti,:•••, at the rates given below: : Frio RI:PUBLICAN MVO in addition. out 41t the Cu 1,11 ntll se .1 2 cents aildit Times, .... 'filled. ..--- • We, hvening el.ly York ‘Veekly „.„_ t ..k k . i'l,li.l4•ll)hia Daily Tiffies,.... 1 , 101 .I,4thia: Weekly Daily Weekly Prets; . ll.trf.er':4 Magazine,. Ilarpe'r's Bazar, 7 :-erihn, St. Me 1 A poletim's with et eel engraving of Dicliend P. , pular Science 3lonthly, " • gupplement,.. Mit.gazine-lof American Ilistory North Americin Review, New York Medical Journal, American Agriculturidt, ...... Country Gentlemen, Rural New Yorker, Toledo BLAde, Littered Living Age, • Atlantic Monthly, Wide Awake, L'abyland, Lippincott, Dernorest. flodev, . Scientitio American,.... . Peterson'sslagazine,.... The Nursery, • . Partner's Iteview Burlington Ilawkeye, 1 50 Sew England Journal of Ildniiittiou.. 2 00 Treatise on the 11,)rFc 25 ; rrival and Departure of Mails: arrive and depart at the T - e.v/vlda Po'st- 0114, as 1 - .114 ,ws Phil., N. Y...and Eastern States .., Inshore, Laporte, &c........ 1.. V. way mail from the Nurili .. . New Era. ac., Tuesday, Thursday auit Saturday... .. , .. Asylum, &e.,llonday, 'Wednesday auu Friday Tr ,, y. Burlington, &i Rome, ,lc fr•mn Erie and N C ii Its 1.. V. mail from the South l'3:1 6:3!) Closed pouch from Elmira and El. I 10:10 EMOTE! Canton, Sfouroeton, Lehigh,.Valley , way mail South Closed pouch Elmira, Erie and North. ern Central ...... Troy. Burlington, aze Shesnequin, ........ Barclay New Era, Tuesda,y Thursda y and Sat. urday Arlhim, Monday. Wednesday and Friday 1:00 Beltaysville, Boma, Sc 1:00 Bushore ^c - • I. , h,gli.yalley way mail North :3:45 NewY .tl3. :Phila. and Eastern States.., 7:45 open from 7:00 A. M. to 7:15 !. Money Order (dike open from Sasi A. M. to 7:00 P. MI. °thee open on Sunday from 0:00 to hlitio A.f. • • • . P. POWELL, P.M. I EHIGH VALLEY & PENNA. AND A- 4 NEW YORK RAILROADS. ARRANGEMENT OF pAssENGER. TRAINS TO TAKE EFFECT MAY 15, Riau, EASTWARD. , TATIoss Niagara Falls Buffalo Rochester ... Lyons Oeneva ' 1thaca........ Auburn . 0weg0....... Ehuira Waverly Sayre Athens Milan Wytia • • 70.:411‘11!1•4 Stql.lo ltawmerti.+ld .. rrt.nditown .51.1tivr's Eddy n:;:rt:itiock .... Ills • ... . .lunct 10 .4•l:arre. u, Ltstoli 1,•:i:12a WESTWARD. STATIONS Yof k....... Philadelphia.... Easton • Mauch • L Jititett‘w. Tliii.Lanuock . Mvtioop:tuy.... 310sh,rpiwzi Sianner'es Eddy, . ra 1 uslug Frenebt ,, WD R in me . Standing Stone Wysankiug TO‘l.lll‘l4 r. . At , . us tiacn . . War. . . A thurt It rica Lyons ..... Itorhester Buffalo Nisgara Falls No. 32 leaves Wyaluaing at6:oo, A. M., French-. yawn 6.14. Rumiaerfield 6.23, Standing Stone 6.31 Wvaauking 6.0.„ Towanda 6.53, .Ulster 7.06, Milan 7:16, Athens 7:25, Sayre 7:40, Waver ly 7:55, arriving at Elmira 8:50. N 0.31 leaves Elmira 5:45 P. M.. Waverly 6:35, Sayre 6:4% Athens 6:50, Milan 6:52, Ulster 7:08, Towanda 7:23, Wysauking 7:35. Standing Stone 7.41, liummerfi4d 7:52, Freuchtown 8:02, arriv ing at Wyalusinit at 8:15. Trains 8 and ,15 run daily. Sleeping cars on trains s and 15 t between Niagara Falls and Phila delphia and between Lyons and Novi York with out changes.. Parlor cars on Trains 2 and 9 between Niagara Falls and Philadelphia %Jib out change,and through coach to and from Rochester via Lyons. WM. STEVENSON, Supt. S 4 ' l lir. PA.. Mall 1.'.. _lBBl. Pa. &N. Y. 11. It. AMERICAN CYCLOPEDIA. rtWANI).I Ari F:Nbr, representing the counties Eradford, Wyoming, Sullivan, -usque hanna, and wayne.l e. , rrvipoudeuce promptly attended to. _- C. J. ELLIS, Manager fur D. Appeltom& TOWANPA, Pa. c'tf . , . _ - Ir : - , - _ , . I 1 ., If' • . '.. . , - —_— _ ~ ,--- •,: L. 1 ' ‘' 'k i ck-7.' - 4twirX: - , ' ...46.._. * 4cri, Air, . n 7,--- ; -... 4 _ , 0,,, ---- - ii ,., ~.0 , , , ,,_ ...,,,,. .; ag i:o 4 ' i r, Io3Z ....__,..., j „ ..... I.lLiii s _... t. , ....... ~1 1 1 40--'" _ . ' - , . Tcwancia Busirasa ~._ ~ 1101411,LLS, E. L. ,,, Office Qv:lr Eirby's Drttg, Stole ! -14. 31ercur Block. ' • trop - 13,7 S PECK k OVERTON (Benj if Prck and D Or,r ton). Unica over Rill's Market 49=79 rI i VERTON k SANDERSON (E Qvertnji.nd Join ESandoion.) °Mee in Adams Block. julys'7B IVIAXWF.LL, WM. Office over Dayton's. Store april 11,7 G t WILT, J. ANDREW. ()Rico in Mean'a Block . apr 14.76 D A VIF-S. CAI NOCHAIi HALL. (W T Davies. •W Il Carnoclon, L .11 hall.) Office in roar of Ward H.DUSO. Entrance ou Poplar St. (j 012,75 VIERCUIt. RODNEY A. Solicitor of Patents. Particular attention paid to business in Orphans• Court and to the settlement of estates. Ofice . u Mon tanye's Block McPHEILSON & 1 - 01;\i., (I. .11cIW.,e.r.wil and W. I . Young .) Unica' south side OMerCur's `fob 1.78' EIMM frADILL &. KINNEY, Omco corner t lfain ind A-ILL. Pine Bt. Noble's block, second n or front. Collections proniptly attended to., lob 1 78 VATILLIAMS,.-076LE BUFFINiirTON. (Li N vV Williams, E.l ngle. and E E Mil/int/feu). Office west side of Main street, two doors north of Argos office. Lusiness entrusted to their care will receive prompt attention: oct 26,77 1 on - - ,•0 . 2.5 1 uU ... 1 tiu ... 5 65; ;• • . 1 20 u..) • - . 1 lu 1u ...• 3 25 .... 3 25 MASON, 0..F4 Attorneys-at-Law. special at- Mutton to conveyancing, examination of title iud all matter relating: to real estate. 'Collec tions promptly remitted. ()into- over Patch & 't'rey's store.i inar.lo4q. T AMES 11. 'AND JOHN W. CODDING, Attor; ueys and Counsellors‘at-Law. Office in the INlerOir Elock.- - over C. 97. Rirby's Drug Store. 't+o tt; riwomps'oN. w. li. "and E. A.,...Attorneys-at - 1 - Law, Towainla, Pa. Office in .Morcur over C. T. Driig Store, entrance on Main street, first stairway north of Poet-oillce. All business promptly attended to. Special atten tion given to claims against the United States for Pensim.s, Bounties. Patents, etc.„ and - to collections and settlement of decedent's estates. April ly 1113 JOHNSON. T. 8.. M.D.. omco over Dr. H. C Porters's Drag Store. 1'0)12,1'8 NEWTON.Dra. D. N.F.G.4: Office at Dwelling on Myer Street, corner Weston St. feb 12,77 T _ADD, C. K., M.D. (Niko lat door above old bank building, on Main street. Special at tention given to diseases of the throat and lungs. • ju1y19,70 WOODBURN. 5.31., 31. D., °Mee and resi deuce. Main street, north of Medical Exarninez for Pension Dcnsrtnient. :ob 22..78 PYNE. E. D.. M.D. Office over M•Mtanye's Store. Office hours from to to 12 ,i1;:u. and from 2• to 4 i'. M. Special attention given to Diseases of the Eye, and Diseases of the Ear. oct 20.11 HENRY HOUSE : . i‘fain se., next corner south of Bridge street. New house and new furniture throughout. The , proprietor Las spar, 41 neither pains or expense in making his kotel nrst-class and respectfully solicits a share :o public patronage. Meals at all Lours. Terms rea,on.ll•l‘:,: Large Stable attached. roars 7 i WM. .1-,Oil . t . tl 11.1%1 DEM -Ic7TAT€INs POST, NO. 68, 0. . . Meets every' Saturday evening, at Military Hall. , GEO. V. Ml'Elt,*aesniander. T. - Adjuant. ' , fel) 7, 79 1 :WI M 1 •C 1 OItYBTAL LODGE, N 0.57. Meets 'at K. of P. Hall every Monday evening, at 7:30. In 20ralice $2,000. Benefits $3.00 per week. Aver annual cost, 5 years experience,sll. .I. It. KITTRIDC, Reporter; . • JESSE WAP.DELL, n., Dictator. fob 22.78 EEO B , ... ItADFOIID LODGE. N. 1+,7, I. 0. 0. F. 'Meet in Odd Fellow's Hall;every "Monday evening st 7 o'clock. WAnnEN , llir..r., Noble Grand: -- juno 12,7.5 P:UJ A. If . 1o:1111 Imoo 12:00 I. . 1:00 1. 'HOUSE AND SIGN PAINTING. POST. F. E. No. 32 Second street. All orders will receive prumyt attention. Nee 12,75 EMI TIIE LITTLE STORE ROUND THE CORNER W. R. Smalley, Dealer in Tobacco, Cigars Pipes, and Smoking Goode. Choice Confection ary always on hand.. No. 1!, Park st. • may 17,78 RYIN, G. W., County Superintendent. Oftleo days last Saturday of each month, over- Turner Z.: Gordou's Drug Store, Towanda Pa.- july 19,78 SUSQUEHANNA COLLEGIATE INSTITUTE; The Sprlug Term commences on .Monday! April•4th, Visl. For catalogue or other inftl.ri tuition, address or call on the Principal. E. QUINLAN; A. M. uty Towanda, 15 9 / ; 3 WILLIAMS, EDWARD. Practical Plumbe* and Gas Fitter. Flaco of business cur Block next door : to Journal 'aloe oppositei Public Square. Plumbing, Gas Fitting, Repair 4 ng Pumps of all kinds, and all kinds of 'Gearing promptly attended to. All wanting work in his no should give him a call. July 21,77 P.M. A.M. A.M.:P.M. 2.05 7.2.0 7.15 2.50; 8.25 t 9.20 5.15 lu.ao ... ... 6.30 11.:j.0 6.5}'11.33 5.31, ..I.V• MIMI RUSSELL. S, fieneral Insurance Agency; Towanda, la. Oilleo in rear of Whitcomb•ii Book store. . July 12.76 9.4x110.50 9.10 1.41' 9.00' 3.45 .2.10; 0.40, 4 15 :10.10; 2.30 '10.03' 4.30 lu.ls' t 2.'.'.110.05:, 4.34 nELEVAN HOUSE, ELMIRA, N. Y. C. T. Smith. formerly of the Ward House, Towanda, Pro prietor. This Hotel is located immedistly opposite the railroad depot, Every-pains taken for the comfort of guests, ju1y5,77 ..... 10 46 3.001043. 505 10. A 5.13 11.1 w 5.2 t; TOWNER, 11. L., 31. D.. goncr.orirute Pirrsterma ScnonnN. Residence and taco just north of Dr. Carbon's main street. Athens, Pa. . ..... 3..te• 11.30 5..15 11.41 .3.51 6.03 11.:,3 Co); 4.16 12.111 - 6:23 ',.:.. 12.16 Cr:2%c 4.3:, • low, 7.1.0 KENDALL'S 'SPAWN CURE Is sure in its effects, mild ip its Action as It does not blister, yet is penetrating and powerful to reach every deep Rested pain or to remove any bony growth or other enlargements, ouch as spavins, splints curbs, callous, sprains, swell ings and any lameness and all enlargements Of the 'joints or limbs, or for rheumatism in man and fur any purpose for which a liniment is used for man or beast. It is now known to ho the best liniment for man ever used,acting mild and . et certain in its effects. Send address for illustrated :Circular which we think gives positive proof of its virtues. remedy has ever met with such unqualified u 0 cess to our_knowledge, for beast as well a man. Pike $1 per bottle. or six bottles, tor $5. All Druggists have it or can - get it for you, or it will be sent to any address on reaoipt of price by the proprieters,Dn. B. .1. Kr.&Tutt.t. A: Co., Enos burgh Falls, Vt. 7.21 ' t 7.33 1.4,13 3.10. 1.43: 5.05 1.35 5.'25. 7.:00 4. 5 011.00 4.41 5.33 112,00 .oti m. 37, C. 05 12.15 6.1 .6.55 111.3:4 s ••.! . . 29 <.03...... 9.15 3.33 A.M. P.M. P.m . P.m. - s 30 2 12 P.M. A.M. A.M. P.M. .. 6.30 ...,. 7.40 3.40 , AOO ..., ,4.15 o .'lo 10,15 .1- 4 7.0 9.71 10.45 10 1 15 .. 10.54 0.24 11.0 .... 11.55 7 - .25 ; 1.118 • t1:041 2.03 0.45 .. 4.35 0.35 2.25111.10 5.02 .... 10.30 16.42 ..• 2.18 7.33 3.0310.52 I 7.57 ... 11.13 . 8.04' 3.28 11.19 s. L' l 11.3:1 .. 3.03 8.23 3.411 11.5,1 8.4:1 4.03 11.55 8.55 .... 12.17 • • 9.10 12:28 9.19 ..... 12.34 .. 400 9.30 4 43-12.45 : 1 .43 4.5512.57 Loe, ' .31110.00 5.1:0 4.4010.10 5.20: 1`.23 .;1;4.15 ,10 .2 0 5.30' 1.30 1 5.2511.10 &An 2.15 .. 5.39. .... 9. 1 25 , .... ... 8.30 .... 9.35 ..• coo 2.10 6.411 ...; 7.41 5.00 0.50 7.40 - 9.40 . ...:11.40 12.05'8.00 ...: 1.03 1.0:5 . 9.40 P.M. P.M. A.M. A.M. A TTOR.\ E I'S t A r• LA IV PIIISICA NS AND SURGEONS HOTELS SECRET SOCIETIES TODAC:CO AND CIGARS. EDUCATIONAL PLUMBER AND GAS FITTER. , INSURANCE .W ISCELLANEOUS Sold by all Dniggists N InV CARR , V sr,B FAVORY Itetvicen Main and Se2ond, Opposite, 7 the Jail Mclntyre & Spencer, Respectfully announce to the public that they are prepared to build aU kinds of • FAMILY CARRIACEE Top & Open Buggies, PIISTON AND PLAITOIiM SPIIING WAGONS, Trotting 'Sulkies and Skeletons, THEY ALSO KEEP ON HAND FOE SALE HEADY FINISHED WAGONS OF ALL THE AROVE CLASSES. Ilede•of the beat material and in tlie beat style All work warranted to give - perfect satisfaction. • RITMO A SPECIALTY. I We have one of the beet Carriage Painters in the Conntry.and do all work in this line at the lowest rates. All kinds of Repairing neatly and promptly done at reduced prices. Making new springs and repairing old ones a specialitr. work guaranteed. Please give us a call. McINTYRE d SPENCER Towanda. Jan 4. 1880-1• VAN DYKE'S SULPHUR. SOAP , Is without a rival in the cure of skin diseases of all descriptions. It has been thoroughly tested by the medical faculty and the public, and is re commended and extensively used by physicians. This soap is combined with pure sulphur, which enters the pores of the skin, and being absorbed into the blood removes therefrom all impuri ties by exciting the skin to healthy action. Re sure.to ask for VAN DICKE'S *maxilla?. SOAP,. insist upon it, and; take no imitation. Sold: by druggists. Jan. CURES • DYSPEPSIA, • LIVER COMPLAINTS, EAST DISEAS CUBESADDiyeuPare i te y u le n r y a e tf: 'ism, Dropsy, Heart Visease, fousness,lfervaaa debility, etc. rho Bost =DT ENOWN to Mat 11,000,000 Bottles VX7O SOLD SINCE 1870. Its Syrup possesses Varied Properties. It Stimulates the: Ptyalin° in the Saliva, which converts tho Starch and Sugar of the fbod Into glucose. A defi ciency in Ptyalin° causes Wind and , Souring of the food in the stomach. Il the medicine is taken immediately after eating thc fermentation of food Is pre vented 71 acts u ion the Veer. It nets upon the Kidneys. It Regulates the Bowels. Iti Purifies the Blood. It Quiets the Nervous System. It Promotes Digestion. It Nourishes. Strengthens and Invigorates. . It carries off the .00 Blood and snakes neu It opens the pores of the skin and. induces Healthy Perspiration. It neutralizes the Mireditary taint, or pOisoi In theLlood, which gpnerates Scrofula, Err sipelas, and all mannbr of skin diseases and internal humors. c- Tiler° are no spirits employed in its mane, factare, and it can be taken by , the most deli cattAsabe, or by the aged and feeble, care only betiVirequirecrin attention to directions. - 'DRUGGISTS •SELL IT. Latli,oratorN' s . 77 West 3d. . NEW YOLK CITY. Aever fails to Core. Ashland. schuykin co., re. Dear Sir:—Thin . is to certify that your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP his benefited rue more, after a short .trial, than all tho medicine 'lava , need for Llyears. Disease or the Stomach Dear Sir:—l have used your excellent INDIAN BLOOD .SYRUP •for: Disease of the Stomach, and it has proyed to be a valimble medicine. Mus. Acrxreii, • • Nervous Debility Turtle Point, Mektran eá., Pa. Dear Sir:-1 was troubled with 'Nervous De bility and narttal Paraiysis, for a number of - ears, and obtained 'no relief until I used your INIM'AN 111.00 D STIII - P,a short trial of which restored Tue to health. Jb. t 3. tli'motte. Turtle Point, Me ' lie3ll CO.. Dear Sir:—My little girt was cured of Int illation of the Face and Eye s. by the use of 'your reliable INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP. A physician bad previously failo' to afford relief and it was thought that the child could not live. Its neck and breast u'as entirely covered with Scrofulous Sores, which are now entirely gone. 'Sure Cure fur Liver Cotivp Dear Sir:—This is to certify that your INDIAN ALOUD SYRUP has effectually relieved inn of Liver Complaint and Dyspepsia, after the doe- Ora failed. Remedy for the Rheumatism Dear Sir-1 have used your excellent INDIAN BLtmII.SYRU.I. , fur Rheumatism and Liver Com plaint. and havo derived great relief therefrom. liamus Stairsox. • An Agent's Testimony. Turtle Point, Meßeam co., Pa. Dear Sir:—l-was a lifelong sufferer from Liver Complaint until I used your great INDIAN BLOOM SYRUP. from 'which I soon obtained Permatient relief. I also find Clio Syrup to be a valuable Bowei Regulator. LIENttY C,l3tursoN. A" Valuable Medicine. Dear Sir:—This is to certify that your reliable INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP is the best medicine ever used iu my Eloping the public will be benefited by this great remedy, I take great pleasure iu giving ray,testinpny of its value. -j - . - , JosErn P. Bnun,twEn:. Dyspelishi and Indigestion Dear Sir:—l take pleasure in recommending your INDIAN 131:00D SYRUP as the best medi cine made. People wilo are Dyspeptic should not fail to give it a trial. For :tne Stomach it has no equal. I have used it and know it to be a valuable medicine. ' Liver Complaint. Dear Sir:—l was troubled with Liver Com plaint fur a long time, and by the persuasion of your Agent, I commenced taking your excellent INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP,which has greatly bene fited me. I have never found any medicine to canal it, and can confidently say it ie a safe and highly valuable remedy:- Pan* in t!le Breast' Berlin, Somerset Co., Pa. 4 Dear Sir:—l was aincted with a Pain in my. Breast and Side. and when I would lie down, I could scarcely breattier Pain, I was also very weak in my Breast arkr Lungs. I used some of yeur . INDIAN BLOOD SlltCP and am now near ly well. My Lungs are strong once_ more and I am very grateful sari for suc a valuable remedy. Dysp . pf)sia. anti IndigestiOn. Dear Slr:,—This is to certify that your valua ble INI)L BLOOD SYRUP has cured me of DyspepiOa and Indigestion., which I had been afflicted with for years. For kidney Diseaso4 . --Philadelphia, Pa. Dar Sir was Subject to severe Pains in my Kidneys, Weakness and Painful Sick Headache, for years, and .failed -to obtain relief, until I was induced to try your reliable INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP, a short trial of which restored me to perfect health.. W• 1525 Itartrain Bt For COstiveness. • Philadelphia, Pa. >Dear Slr:—l was troubled with Costivenes and Ileadacho, and the use ofyonr INDIAN. BLOOD sYRUI' proved most beneficial to me.. It is the best medicine I ever used. No: hl7 Federal `t Dear Sir: —I was afflicted with Dyspepsia and Bi'Hominess for years, and failed to procure re-. lief until I began using your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP, which soon effectually relieved me. I take great pleasure in recommending its nee to the afflicted. No. 1035 Locumt St Oisease of the Stomach and Liver; Dear Sir :—This is to certify that I have used your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP fer 'Disease of the Stomach ana Liver, and have been much bene fited thereby. Best Family Medicine. . t, v,. Inielikill, Pike Co. Pa. Dear Sir;—l consider your reliable I NDIAN BLOOD SYRUP the beet medicine 1 over used M my family. It is just as recommended, MaLar.r. Conran. Bushkin, Pike Co., Pa. Dihir . have used yolir great INDIV.i BLOOD SYRUP in my • family for Worm and Snirimer Complaint. and - it has proved effectual in all cases. ,• -• T 11011.15 COUTRIGIIT. - er Fails to Cure. Bushkin. Pike Co.. Pa. Dear daughter was in Poor Health and a short trial'of your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP entirely cured her, For Sale by o.T.Kirby TOWANDA, BRADFORD COITIqTr;• PA.., TIMRSDAY, JUNE 30, 1881. CURES Hi DISEASES 01 ,THE STOMACH, KIDNEYS, SKIN, B LOOD. U. B. BILLAIAN =V! 11= For' - Ser6llo/11 WAItV.EN ti•uTII Turtle point, Alp Kean co., Pa F. F. BISHOP. Turtle Point, McKean en.. pa Berlin, Somerset co.. Pa Berlin, Soweraet Co., Pa EIATrIE KRIRSING EU Berlin. Somerset Co.. Pa EDWARD ZORN D. M. BALL Philadelphia, Pa CEOltii£ 11: ELLIOT JA3I Es RILEY JAs. A. Uniari: For Billiousncss. Philadelphia. Pa. Fiu;K T. GonuLEY, BueUM, Pike Co., Pa FRANKLIN VANANKEEN Remedy for Wolfing. HIRAM VANANILEEN TOWANDA, PA. ' , GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLE BY nt;PEOPLE .AND EBB AND FLOW. Life throbs With tides that ebb and flow With things that come and things that go The mists that,riee when morn is fair, Are not:more transient in their stay, Than are the hours that speed away. For often life seems like a dream— So quickly flash with glance and gleam, A thousand things that come and go, And cause the tides to ebb and flow: A sad•sweet strain that's borne along • By breath of wind, a bit of. song, A few fond words when dear friends• meet; The music of a laugh that's sweet; The sympathy that prompts a sigh; A winsome face that passes by;. Brief joys, that stay their tittle while, A kindly glanCe, 11 . 10 - ring smile. • These ever come mud ever go, • And, like the. tides; they ebb :and flow. Alovely.landscape, fair and bright, Due moment seen, then lost to eight, . The gorgeous clouds at•set of atm, That crown the day when it is done, The frosty pictures' on the pane,• That fade and come and fade again; The curling smolt° that floats away; A:enow wreath on a winter's thiy; All these like waves that ebb and flow 'With ceaseless throb,: still come and go -4 LYRIC OF TH E EGAD =! Up and down she 'train•boy goes, Up and- down the whole day long; And the world that travels knows How ho chants his little song, How be sells by Books and crooks, Peanuts, candies - , tipples, books. "Oh my masters ! List to me: Horo aro - goobers from -the ground; Fresh laid dates from o'er the sea, :English walnuts sweet and sound. (History tells, with truthful tongue, They were old, when Cain was young.) "Buy my eaudy (loved.of flies), Apples from the Western States; Bite them once with sad:surprise How each biter hesitates! Or, if tired of life you be,• Eat the ancient_ goober.pea. "Dates arO dates; the Tunis war • Kills production, stops the . deal; Try these almonds 7 -here they are— Imitation flint? No; real Hard to eraclt, but harder still They are to bite; just eat your fill.- iltny some figs; ab, well I know, Dryer figs you cannot find; Older than the olives groW, Lather-covered, saw-dust-lined, Here, from bleak New Englsnd'ailtrand Maple sugar, full of sand: • "Buy my warva, kind maknerki, do; Like the liestof wines, they're old; Teats have fled since they were new, And I'll cry them till they're hold. Planets through their courses range, o ßut my.`stock' will never change." So, all day and all day long, • To and fro the train-boy goes; Cheerily ho chants his song, As his ancient stock he shows And the pilgrims, fourneying Smile to hear the train-boy sing: Ila erkebe For TnE nErunucAN. _ MY PLOWER lIANNALI VAN LOON: It blossomed here, where to -night We plain, My heart, sad winds, and he grieving rain; The fairest biosioin On earth's green bosom: Sad my life he, But one flower bloomed; on the earth me. 'Twit] in the gladsomest summer time, The Gardener came from the He'avenly clime, And culled the fairest Or earth, and the rarest, My lily so white, My hope, my faith, and my soul'i delight. But why do winds and' why - does the rain, And why does my' heart make such weary plain, if sweeter and fairer, In gardens rarer, My lily 'so white • Blooms, to dwelleis tl;re, still a pure delight. The Gardener said, "I will bear this flower From the winds and rain, to a sunny boWer; To the dark earth leaving All that's sad and grieving:" • Some ever plain, . My lonely heart and the wind and rain. THE LOST PENcru—A gentleman sit ting by an open window,being out of the room, left on the window-sill a small gold pencil, with which he bad been writing. When he returned in .a few minutes- no pencil was there. ..This appeared very enticing to him, for no one bad entered the room while he was away, so he was completely puzzled as' to Where it bad so quickly diSappeared. The window was at the - top of the bons Fo nv one could have got at it in that way. .Next autumn, when the leaves were off the trees, a bright object was seen hanging - from the very, highest branch of 01 large beach- tree. With sonic difficulty it was reached, and :roved to be the missing pencil, which had a short piece of black cord fastened to it. As the trees about there were known to bo' a.faVorite' resort for mag pies, it was p thought _that=';one of them had snatched the pencil offt.he window sill, as they are well-known thieves of shining objects, and most likely the cord had caught in the' branch and. held before the magpie could conVey. it to liis hiding place. MARINO A GRVAT Fuss:—Two Dutch farmers of Cinderhock,. whose farms were adjacent, .were out in their respec tive fields, when one overheard an unu sual hallooing in the direction of a gap in a high stone wall, and ran with all speed to the spot, and the following brief conversation ensued:" 'Shoe, vat ish te matter ?' `Veil, deu,' says iohn, 'I vash hying to climb on top of dish high stone wall, and I fell off and all de stone wall tnm ple down onto me, and it hash broke one of mine legs off, and both of mine arms off, and smashed mine ribs in, and deese pig stones are lying onto te top of mine body.' 'lsh dot all ? says the other. 'vy you' holler so big loud I tot you got te toof ache.' RUNNING FROM ozn„---A San Francisco mnn went into the country to avoid a predicted earthquake ; and on his journey was run away with in a stage-coach, and being thrown out, fell into the creek and barely escaped drowning. _- On getting out, he was tackled by a bear, and when he finally escaped the animal And got to a ranche, the proprietor came out with his dog and gun and almost killed him, thinking be was a robber. lie.avoided the earth quake. Sale bills innted et this office AND ar k lffN,G.-7 BY ANNABEL DWIGHT. , was twenty - three . years old when mjr sister Agnes sent fore me to make hei a visit. Agnes bad *Med well five years before, and was ' living near our old resilmee in . ; sir, after my three years' sojourn f# Boston the visit seemed like , going borne. I reached my sister's at wlittle before • six 'o'clock in the afternotm, and was taken directly to my own eke . "41iisvill be your roo4for months, I h6pe, Dell," said Ant* as, having removed my wrap's, I stood before the glass smoothing my hair;nd making other improvements in' mtappenratice; "for, having : got you here, I nieati to keep you for company, unless mother needs you more than L Dell," - she continued, after a pause, tinnhig which she studied my face soberly, "are you heart-whole ?" "L hope so," I replied. "Mr; Harris and I have agreed to .disagree. He is out West, now, and I believe I eat as, heartily and sleep as welllas ever." "I am glad to hear Le is gone. •I never could endure the thought of your Marrying that man." t . . "I don't think I was very, deeply in love with him," I said, as I fastened an extra hair-pin in my crimps. "But, Dell, you mnselook out for your heart .now, for there is a man in - our family who would make his grand.' mother fall in love With hiM: He is dangerous, because when he begins a' flirtation he is more 'than half in ear nest, which ; of course makes -Lim in eresting; and it is hard to think him false•when he mixes so Dutch truth with his falsehood." I made a gesture of meek terror. "Preherie me from. , this . dreadful man i• ;I suppose his motto is: came;' I'saw; I Conquered.' Who is he, and What is his name I" • "Douglas Thornton; a htiiltler and a friend , of Hurry's. I like him; one can not very well help it—but. it provokes me to - hear him talk. I- doti't .. .want. to prejudice you, for Harry tOuksevery thing of him. Doubtless if. -he . were. to marry the right.woman he ivould make an excellent husband, for lit! hug many good qualities, devite his vanity. I The trouble is, the Man hal been courted to death. I know one or two silly moths who have bet n singed ier.~#iris_ flame, and I will not have my sister *swell the list.", • -4 I lati'ghed recklessly "I 1-elieNiFhe is my rate. I always huleied mechanics, you loaow. There is the t.u-bell, and I ain glad, for Ilong. to behold this conquering hero of yours. Ishe-flue-looking V' , "Well, tastes differ. He is very broad-shouldered, has straight black hair, wears 11 heavy moustache and long Hide whiskers, of which know he is proud. His eyes are remarkably hand some—hazel in color, think, and he uses them us a woman would. Come with me anti judge for yourself.". She drew my arm 'within hers and led . me down to the Aining-room, - where I. welcomed by my siater's husband ak made . acquainted with Douglass_ Thornton, who flushed is he 'bowed to me, and sat through the meal' with his dark lashes resting on his cheek.. I bit my lip to keep from smiling: "Agnes was joking," I thought glanc ing ut the silent, serious man across the table. "That man a flirt !" I exclaim ed, when alone with my sister. "Why, he was too bashful to look at me, 'and be blushed like a school-girl." "My dear child, I don't pretend to account for his blushing, but my hon est conviction is that he could even do that to order; and when you were not looking at him he was looking at you. I'll venture to say that he can give a better description, this moment, of you, than you call of him." "Very likely," was-tm3 careless re joinder, "for why should he not fall a victim to my charms, as well as I to his ?" And so the subject was dropped for the night., . • - Before many 'days had reason to re ; call my sister's words: "he uses hi's eyes as a woman would." For, as we became better acquainted, ho frequent ly favored me with glance's half tender half - smiling, and Wholly approving. from his handsome eyes. Through the days while he was at ,%vork, the memory of his voice, his words, the expression of his face, began to-haunt me, although I told myself overland over that this was the" very thing against which I had been warded. "I have been thinking of you all day," he said, as we were pasting through the hall one evening, after tea. I gave him a cold Stare. ' "Really your work cannot have pro gressPd very rapidly." "It has progressed at all since I knew yen." And he gave a low laugh as lie opened the parlor .door for me to pass m.' After that, not a day passed that he_' did not make-,some soft speech to me. His gaze 'followed every movement of mine. I felt like a person with a spy set to watch him. He showered all sorts 'of looks upon - me—tender and cold, grave and laughing, sad- or re proachful,. and passionate. He coaxed me, he scolded me, was rude, and cer emoniously polite to me by turns, until I grew nervous at the sound of his step. I I came to listen for it with • dread, yet longing; * for I knew at last that I loved, as a woman tan love brit one man-in the wide world. Yet, with my sister's warning in my memory, I felt that he was but amusing himself. and I was in constant. fear lest he should discover my Secret.. He declaradthat he was forever thinking and dreoning of me ; . that `lie never could forget -Me. and I laughed all his words to scorn. "Do you think me a child," I said, once, "to believe all that ? Ab, my lord, ,you do not understand, me." He'lo - oked down at me With a lofty smile. "why, Dell, I. understand yon better than you understand yourself I" I caught my breath in -Sheer amaze ment at his impudence, .and left the -Timm, closing the doer behind me in a very decided fashion. I ran into the I sitting room with flashed cheeks and tearful eyes. Agnes caught me in her arms. - "Dell, be careful. He may be in earnest, but do not put too much faith in him until he 'puts a betrothal ring upon - your , finger." "Agnes ! You talk as if—" "Ah, child, I know ! That tell-tale face of yours betrayed you-long ago." After that .Thornton's treatment of me was wholly changed. When we met at the table I receive& h slight grave bow, He rather avoided me, and would pass from the_rooni with averted eye's. One afternoon Agues and I went out shopping. On our return, Bridget in- Inra4 ug that Mr. Thornton had been at home during our absence,' left a good by for us, and was gone ! "To New York, ma'am," said Bridget. So that was over. Of course ho would not retnru while 1 remained, and I le termined'to go home, the very next week. • --Harry was loud ii, ..li,•satistaction. "Don't see what pos,( : s,lo the fellow to go flying off to Nets York. I mita confoundedly." "So dol." :said Agnifs; "but for all that, Dell and I are going to the assem bly Tuesday evening, if .you will act as escort,.like a good fellow." "What 'aesembly ?'" growled Hairy, as ho buttered his third roll. . "Why, Southly gives a series . of danc ing parties this season, and this is the first one. You'll be good, and take us, won't - you, dear ?" Harry tried to frown, smiled instead, and finally yielded.graceftilly; and Agnes spirited me away to look - over our ward robe. "The assemblies are not dressy afftirs, Dell; they are little quiet parties, where people enjoy themselves without being extravagant. That nice gray pongee of yours is - plenty good enough, with fresh gloves and some .flowers for your hair. I shall wear my broWn silk.'' . • "But; Agnes," I faltered; "I had made up my mind to go home on Tues day." • • "Nonsense, child ! Don't you see, if you go home now, it will at once prove to Harry that Dougla's Thornton: is the 'of it ? And{` Harry will tell Thornton' when he sees- him. Stay here. Dell, and brave it-out." i So the next Tuesday evening found mein the half with Mary and Agnes, the sound of: the music sending the , blood coursing thiough my veins, and bringing back - the memory of Old times, when I. all the enthusiasm of sweet sixteen, had danced. in short dresses on this veryfloor,i with my.liair flying over my. shoulders, and 'some botlover smiled adoration at me. Dell," w hispered , Agnes,. suddehly,? "Thornton iw.here..--ato the lower end, of the I followed her gaze, . and saw.mY brother-in-law making .his way toward that.big, familiar 4nre, which I had not seen for a ' week. A week !.. It seemed like ii. Year, I thought, as with the first glad bound of my heart I forgot all our differences. • In the course of the evening he came and dropped into a vacant seat beside me. "I suppose I must ask you to dance," he drawled, in his old, provoking fash ion, as though the mere thought bored him. - My temper arose at once. "T assure yon it is not compulsory, Mr:Thornton." ' "No—l do - not suppose it is," he re plied, as ho pulled his whiskers with great deliberation. I sprang hastily to my feet. "I will not dance with you," I said. Bat he quietly drew my hand within his arm'and led me to the floor, giving my fingers a wicked pressure as he bowed me to - my place,in the set which was forming. "Oh, Dell," he whitipered, laughing ly, "I love to torment you—l can read you like a ohari4 !" I sot my teeth behind two smiling lips, and dropped the lids to hide the fire- in my eyes. I could- have killed myself for being so moved by,this I made a 'mental vow that I would not dance with him again that evening; and (oh, humiliating fact !) he did not asiLme ! But as I passed- him on my way to the dressing-room, when the party was 'dispersing, he looked at me and smiled, a strange, wistful, half amused smile, as - though I were a naughty child, and..-he did not know whether to scold me or to, laugh at me. "Let us walk home together, Dell," he whispered, coaxingly. • "Very well." I answered; in rather ungracious:tones. • It was a =beautiful moonlight night, and we had before us a half mile walk. The first part was passed in niter silence, and then Thornton said,-- , "Dell; do you know why' Ilwent to New York T - You drove me away with' yovr coldness. You have ruined my happiness." • "Will you ; atop ?" I cried, loosing the scarf about my throat. ' - "No, I will not atop. I will have my way this time, and yon' shall listen to me. I - tell feu, II am capable of being devil if you try me too far." - I looked at him in surprise.; His eyes were like two coals of fire, and he spoke through his set te - etb. I Made a vain endeavor to draw my hand from his arm. I could have freed myself quite a readily from a vice. - , "Release me, if y4:q please, sir; you have . no right to address such language to me." "Well, now what is the matter ?" he said, dropping back into his old, care lessly reproachful manner. "Yon are always thinking evil of me." "Good heavens l" I cried, flaming suddenly, as be became cool. "Whit would you , have me think ? Do you take me for an idiot ?" We were passing a handsome granite residence, and he flew off upon a new subject in his own peculiar fashion, taking no more notice of my anger than it I were three years old instead of three and twenty. "How do you like that house, Dell?" looking it over with ,'his practiced eye. "Well enough," , I answered, sulkily, rather - taken aback by flis sudden : change. "Well," very softly,: pressing : my hand, "we will have last such a house." 'Oh, will we ?" If returned,lii an scorn "Now listen to me, Mr. Thornton We hat walked rapidly, and were now at Harry's house, and I snatched my - hand from Thornton's and ran up the steps, while he followed deliberately, and then stood in the door Way to hea me out. "It is my desire • that all this 'Sort of thing shall cease. lam not aehild, and I will not be treated as one." Hewas laughing at me. I could see his month twitch under his moustach, and there was a twinkle in his eye. 'Now listen'to me, Dell Howard.' he said, oraculerly. 'Just as sure as Dell Howard is your name now, ju at so sure shall it be Dell Thornton before you are a year older.' 'I would not marry you now, if there. was not another man world !' gasped, quite beside myself with indig nation. • ffelaughed. said nothing about your marrying me,. Dell. Good-night, and pleasant dreams.'. I flew past hith and up stairs to my room, to weep tei►rA of rage and humil- intion No earthly power should keep me in F— after noon of the following day. I would never look at that hateful man again, never ! The nest morning Harry came burst ing into the sitting room; where Agnes and I were talking over this afar, stam mering and trembling like a great boy. "Thornton has fallen from the build ing, and they are bringing btkn Ames grasped Harry by the shoul ders and shook him with all her strength, as though be were personally respon= stble.. 'ls he dead, H irry Vaughn ?' she ask: ea, sharply. - 'No, no !' gasped Harry, looking at me; and mopping his face in an absurd manner with his- handkerchief. 'But he is . considerably injured. I dori.'t know how much.' I flew to my room like 'a coward. Fifteen minutes ' later Agnes cane to my, room and said very 'gently and ten derly,— 'Dell, can you bear to go down !' He wants.to see you.' 'ls I paused, not daring to put my teirible thoughts into words. 'He is injured internally,' said Agnes, taking cure to hoop her face turned from me. 1- I followed her down stairs and enter ed the sitting-room. Harry stood with his back to the door staring out of the window. On the lounge iu the corner lay my stalwart hero, looking, .oh, so pale ! and over him bent Mr. Hall, a justice of the peace, who resided in the, next house. Mr. Hall bowed gravely to me, and passed over to Harry, as I crossed the room and knelt by Thornton's aide. His eyes were closed, but when. I laid a timid hanZl'on his forehead he lookeil, up and smiled at me, clasping my other hand in 'Dell,' he whispered, faintly, am going to die. Can you forgive me for my unkind words, and my rudeness?' I laid my face on his arm and sobbed bitterly, 'Do not cry—listen to me ! If you love me ever so little, will you marry me now ? Mr. Hull will perform the. ceremony.' I looked at Agnes. Her face was Amried in her bandkerchief, and she was trembling violently; crying, I sup posed. • •Agnes !' 'Do as he wishes, Dell,' she mur - Enu i‘ r f e r. ti n . now approached inquiring ly.. Thornton raised his languid eyes and motioned him .to proceed. ;Fifteen minutes later Mr. Hall had leftus hus band and wife, and my dying hero was dancing around the room with me in his arms, while Harry and Agnei looked ou and laughed their approval. `Douglas Thornton, put me doWn Now, then, what does this mean ? You told me, Agnes, that he was, hurt i - ternally.' I gave a_ little hysterical laugh, andl then burst into tears. 'lt was a shaine to fool you, dear,'. began Agnes, apologetically. • was hart internally,' put in-Thorn ton: 'My Iheart was affected, and has been ever since I knew you, Dell.' • 'You told, me you were goind to die,' I sobbed. 'So I am, dear, some time, bat not at present, unless you insist. If you do, go right off . now;' and grasping Agnes' scissors from the table, he made a significant motion toward his throat. 'Don't you see, Dell, you never would believe him,' explained Harry. • knew all the time that he was in earnest, but you and Agnes would not trust him. He had a little fall today, and it hurt him just enough to make his face pale; so, together we made this plan, drawing Agnes into it after you ran up stairs. But how you did play off, Thornton ;! Yoll ,. would make a star actor And Harry went oft into fits of laughtei, whereupon Agnes chew him from the room. 'Forgive me,- Dell,' said Douglas Thornton, 'as te 7 put his arm about me. 'I knew that yeti loved me as I loved you, and I. was not going to let you make two lives miserable by your want of faith and your wilfulness; for you are willful and you have a .teMper of yonr.own, too, my sweet. Ali ! I've no doubt you will lead me a terrible life.' He gave a sigh of mock despondency. - • '0 Douglas 1' • '0 Douglas !' mimmiaked he; and then that big brown] mustache Ape dread fully close to my lips. Harry opened the door at the same instant and, peeped in. "Ahem ! Luncheon is ready.' - Here Agnes looked over hiseboulder and called out merrily,— 'Harry has .been studying the dead languages.' UM A Mooorrrrmei.enucca,---The great Church of Our Savior, .Moscow, - the first stone of which waolaid by the Em- Peror NicholawinlB39, la now rapidly approaching completioO) The most precious materials, finch as jafipF,,Por, pbyry and malachisse; have been emplOy7 ed in the . constraction Orthis'lSPlOndg edifiee, - -as well as:the; - rielieifinnsiies and - carvings. NO fewer-alit helve bronze doors; ornamented with - etsitsiCs csf saints, open from. the folutfacidea, each .door -beinOhirty-six lot high, and weighing 2,900 pounds, While around the walls of . the enthie church are sculptured a series of tAss 7 r!sliefs, with figures more than six*nd o'holf feet in height. While - 414 exterior glows with mosaic, 'rich iciness• and gilded cupolas, the interior, t fifty ! six 'ago windows, vies with it insiders. dor by means of 'innumerable Paintings, covering the whole .of the walls. - CLEVER SURGERY ON A LION.-A cu rionsloccurrence lately took place at the Zoological Gardens. Oz e night one of the lions was observed to be in a state of great tribulation, rolling about and trying to get semetbing out of his mouth with his paws. Upon examin: ing the - animal to see what was the mat ter, Mr. Bartlett found that a boneshad beciania a fixture in the poor brute's mouth. The difficulty .was to remove it, as the lion was in a. fearful temper. This was One by getting. the lion into a "shifting den," where his face would - ,not be very far from the bars. 'lt was then ascertained that the object in the 1 lion's mouth was a spongy, r \lnd bone, as big as a cricket ball, whic forms the hip joint of the honer.; Th lion had had part of the haunch of ho se for din ner, and in amusing hitiasel with the bone, first gat ,his upper - bilge canine tooth into the soft part of the: bone, and biting on it, the corresponding canine tooth iu the lower jaw came through so far into ' the bone that it almost met 1 with the point of the upper tooth; the jaw thus liecame fixed. The animal was prevented from taking food or wa ter. Mr. Bartlett with a great deal of tact managed 'to get this' l _bone out of the lion's ruoutb,"` and ~ lucky he did so, as it wound that the long, projecting part of the Vene was pressing hard upon._ the animal's tongue.. This is the the third clevei operation in den tistry that Mr. Bartlett has performed-- first removing a big tooth foal the hip potamns; the second, 'operating on the base of the tusk of,a big elephant; third, taking a horse's leg bone out of a lion's mouth. .., Pond-buss make very intelligent pets. I once had three htindred of these little ellowa, perfectly tame. Down in one corner of the coin-gelds • I found two patent washing-machines, _ the beds ot which- were shaped like scow-boats.- Theite old machines 'were fast going td ruin,/ and I readily gained permission to use them for whatever purpose I wished; - so, with a hatchet, I knocked off tbelegs and topgear; then removed a side from each box, and fastened the two together, making a tank ,about our feet square. The seam, °if-crack, where, the two parts joined, was filled with oakum, and the whole outside was hickly daubed with coal-tar. The tank was then set in a hole dug for that purpose, and the dirt was filled in and packed around'the sides. Baca of it I piled rocks, and planted ferns in all the cracks, and crannies. I also put rocks in the centre of the tank, first covering the bottom with sand' and gravel. After filling this with water and plants, I put in three 'hundred little bass, and V they soon became so tame that they would follow my finger _all around, or would jimp oat of the wa ter, kfr a bit of meat held between the fingeis.. Almost any wild creatures will yield to persistent kind treatment, sad become tame. Generally, too, they learn to have a aort of tnistful affection for their keepers, who however, to earn the confidence of such fneads, should be armost as wise, punctual, and un failing-as good Dame Nature herself. One of the same bass, which I gave to a friend of mine, lived in an nary glass globe for three yaars.,' He was a very intelligent fi sh, but fearfully spiteful and jealous. 313 i friend's mother thought it was lonesome;,, and so, one day, she brought home a beatij tiful gold-fish—a little larger than the bass—to keep it company. She put the gold-fish in the globe, and watched the little bass, expecting to see it won derfully pleased; but the little-wretch worked himself 'into a terrible passion —erected every spine upon his back, glared a moment at the intruder, and then made a dart forward, seized the gold-fish by the abdomen, and shook it as a terrier dog shakes a rat, until the transparent water was glittering all ovea with a shower. of golden scales As soon as possible , the carp was' res cued; blit it was too late. He only gasped, and died: The vicious • little bass swam "around and around' his -biting in his rage at all the float ing scales. Eier after, he was allowed to live a hermit's life, and - he behaved himself well. At last the family went away for a,couple of weeks, and, when they returned, the poor little bass lay dead at the bottom of his globe. One more incident, and I must close: A certain young enthusiast in aquarium matters, waking suddenly one night, beheld the apparition shown on page 697. At one side of the room, in a wavering circle of light, a gaping monster was about to make one mouth ful of a wriggling creature as large as a cat. The cause of this strange. vision soon appeared. The curtain of the window had not been drawn down all the way, and a streetlarap shining in, made a sort of combined magiclantern lede and slide of a glass globe, in which some aquarium pets were quarreling. But tbe "wriggler" escaped somehow, and .sio harm was done.—Si., Nicholas Magazine. . - A Missouri editor printed a two-col umn, edittitial on 'The Best Breed of #ogii.' A contemporary took him to task for devoting so =fah space to. his family affairs. . . .I.ooa Yaw, hi Maim,. FACTS AND FANCIES. When yesterday I asked scn love One little word testy: ' . - Your brother . intemtpied ns, So please say yes-ter-day. - The boy who is well shingled by his - parent Will shed water. The syllable 'leo' in oleomargarine . • means that it is na - strong as a lion. A lady friend says that bachelors are like a batch of !Arenas, good - enough after they are,mixed. Model wives formerly took 'a stitch in.time; _now, with the aid of a sewing machine, they take one in no time. The Chinaman had a good grip on- • the idea when he spoke of the cucumber. - as "no belly good." The quail woodcock his ear, The snipe woodchuck his tail; The meadow-hen woodbine away, While man woodties his ale. Buffalo sunday school teacher is in trouble because she gave her pupils circus tickets instead of the ordivary • • merit cards- When a -Leadville man . is elected deaco4 of a ch,nrch he isn't considerM to do the polite tiling if he doesn't in vite the vestry out to liquor. !Do,you intend going to a summer resort,this summer ?' inquired Miss Fitzjoy of her practical friend. 'Oh, yes indeed. -If there is any place where summer resorts this year-we. are going, surely.' The fariners of Illinois are Very much excited about the depredations of the Hessian fly and want to know some thing of its origin. If we inistake not it was General Washington who first made the Hessian fly in this country. That was an observing fellow, if he was but six 'ears old, who. said: 'Papa, I wish yon'd quarantine against Tom Jones coming here every night to see Jenny. it's got to be too epidemic:" Blotts-'Why do you put your por trait in your window IP'Snobbs—Well, oppositd is a young ladies' institute, and as I am obliged to be away -from my window all day attending to busi ness, I leave the poor things my picture to comfort them.' A Da4buri bootblack was in South Norwalk when the train' went through there*i its way to Hartford with the nation's military ilignitaries. 'Did you see General Sherman ?' asked a - citizen this morning while having a shine._ was he looking for me-?' was the response. The citizen was sliocked. 'Mother,' remarked a Duluth girl - . think Harry Must be going to propose , to met' 'Why so, my daughter ?' queried 'the old lady laying down, her speetaetes, while. her face beamed like the, moon in its fourteenth night. - Rcll, he aalactll uao Up i rl if wasn't tired of' .living with such a_me-: nagerie as you and dad.' - ' This is terrible ! A youth of seven teen has lost his sight, all his hair has come out, his voice is failing; one arm has become paralyzed, his girl - has jilted him, his bearing is gone, rind - both of his legs have dropped of at iheknees— all through . the habituate smoking of cigarettes. (A terrible lie, we- ratan; but it is pot half as sad as some of the cases reported in our exchanges. Truth is stronger than fiction every time.)— Norristown Herald. . lfollie's Ram. Mollie had a little ram, fleece as black as a rubber shoe, and everywhere that Mollie went he emigrated to. - He went With her to church. one day the folks hi-la-rious grew to_ see him walk demurely into .- Deacon Allen's pew.'. The worthy deacon quickly let his angry passions rise, and gavo it an un christian kick between the sad, brown eyes. This landed rummy in the aisle•, the deacon followed fast, and raised his foot again, alas ! that first kick was the last. For Mr. 'Sheep walked slowly back, about a rod, 'tis said; ere the deneen could retreat, it stood him on his head. The congregation - then arose and went for that 'ere sheep, but several well directed butts ju.stpiled them in akeap. Then rushed they straightway for the door with curses long and loud, while rummy struck the hindmost man anti shot him through the crowd. • The minister had often heard that kindness "would subdue the fiercest beast—' Alta,' he says, 'l'll try that game on yo I.' i Ani so -lie kindly; gently called: 'Come,! Tammy, rummy, ram; to see the folks abuse you . so, I grieved and Sorry • am.' . With kind and gentle words he came from that tall pulpit 00w11, saying 'rum my, rummy, ram; rail), rummy, rummy, mammy, ram—best slice& in the town.' The rani looked meek, and on he came, with 'rummy, rummy, ram; rum, rummy, rummy, rum; the nice little raw.' The ram quite dropped its - humble air. and rose frcm off his feet, and when the parson lit he lay beneath the hindmost seat.' - As he' shot out the open door, and closed : it with a slam, he named a Cali fornia town, I think 'twas 'Yuba An Eastern tourist in Nevada had been spinning some incredible fish yarns, when one of the party, turnicig to an old mountaineer, said: - . that gets away with fishing in this country, don't it?' Ldon't Anow.'bout that!' 'Do you mean to say that you have caught more and larger fish ?' •No; bat I've caught some putty big fellers.' ' I 'Come, 'now, tell us &he weight ,of the largest trout you ever aught.' 'Wel, I can't exactly tell as to the . weight, but yon folks can flgger on it. Now, you know it over two hundred miles around this yer lake.. .Pat that down.; As I said before, I don't know the weight of the biggest trout I ever yanked out, but I did hard one up on the beach, and after I landed him the lake fell three feet, and you can see by that water mark over yonder it hisal riz since. NO. 5.