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Genova. auburn Elmira Waverly Athenii fiilau 171-ati,r 1....... .A.,1112;: Stolle t • ronchtoWn Wyal i r ,•yVllle 11. iwk:ll,l.ll,,ck I ... :41b, lEEE t\,l I:arro n ..livoAk I 1%,,!.01,•;1111.1 =EMI WESTWARD. r.TATIUS~.. . N.:u. York . East , kil t: town .... L B .11niet.ion T•inkLannock .Mehoopany.... Meslioypen Skinner's Eddy Wyalusin ,, Frvnehtown Hurumirticld .. Standing Stone W!, sAuk fug .... Ton.tila ..... Milan ...... Athrns Sayre ' V, r 1) Owt . Auburn Goners Lyons . Rochester Buffalo Str.gara, Fins ' No. 32 leaves Wyalnaing at 6:00, A. 11.. French town 6.16, ThiMmerileld 6.29, Stand lug Stone 6.31. Wvaanking 6.40. Towanda 6.53, Ulster - 7.06, Milan 7:16, Athena 7:25, Sayro• 7:40. Waver ly 7:55; arriving at Elmira 8:50. ' , I N 0 .31 /eaves Elmira 5:15 P. M., iVaverly 6:35 Sayre 6:15, Athens 6:50, Milan 41:50,11,11Ster_7:Cd, Towanda 7:23, Wyeanking 7:35. Standing Stone :.44, Rut:linerfield 7:52, Frenehtowtaqo2, arriv It:: at Wyaluiilusr at 8:15. Trams s and 15 run daily. Sleeptiag can on trains s and 15 between Niagara Fallta.nd Phila delphia and between Lyons and New York with out changes. Parlor cars on Traine,2and 9 between Niagara Falls and Philadelphia vatla out change; and through coach to and from Rochester via Lyons. WM. STEVENSON. Supt. N., May 1.5. Ihsl,. pa. /v. N. Y. R. It • AMERICAN CYCLOPEDIA: TOWANIA ATIENCY, repreacntingthe counties Tioga, Bradford, Wyoming, Sullivan, naque !Lanus, and waytie. CATeepondence promptly attended to. C. J. ELLlS,Nanager for D. Appolton & TOWANDA. Pa, atay G-tf ..., -.. . : - , • :.. . . . i . . . . . • . . . , • . , . . . -. .- - 4 •7 -;', •-• ... , , , :•;,-; 4'.:••••::::; •'• " -: : --:.,- —• L - • - . , . . . ... . . . ... . . . . , - • . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . - , . • . . . . R . •. D. .. _ ~; .;. _ ~..... ........_.. ........_..:,_,,:„.._::„.... .....„, ...,. ~..., ..,.„..„„„,,,...,„,.......,.....y,_,„.,Th_.,...,...._r„,,,_\„..„,_•,...: :• . . . ..._.. :. . t 7 Pl[3: -. _... . .t. :1 ,. . ~.... • • ..'• .., ..... ~. ~ ... •_::...:,„4„,„:„.,...,..„......,..:.• . .., . e . • . ..• • - , . .. . . . . 'I7I3IBERLEY. Geo. W. Wilco 2nd do . or south •L 1 First National Bank, up stairs. sgugBo -7.?ILLIS, Office over Kirby% Drug Stele, Mercur Block. nov 1106 ELBANAN. Office over Drug Store„)lere ur Block. may26'7tt. CALTFP, J. N., 01lire in Wood's Block, south First National Bank, up stairs. Juno 12,78 • 81ABREE ,t: C Elsbrre and L Elsbrte.) 011.1cii in Morair Block; Park St. tuayl4,7S DECK k OVERTO.N (henj-1.11,111.ek Over ten). Office over liars Market - 49-'79 nVERTON SANDERSON 1E Overton and John "Solukrron.) Office B 1 Aslamo Block. j nlys'7B MAXWELL. W3l.licei over Dayton's Store . sprit 1.76 WILT. J. ANDREW. Office Mesn' p e r 1 1 1 341(!c6k DAVIES, CARSOCHAN r.HALL. Or T Davies, it ll Carnochan, L Hall.) Office in rear, of Ward House. Entrance on Poplar St. i1e12.7511 rOrEIt.CUIC, RODNEY A. . Solicitor of Patents: MI- Particular attention paid to business in orphans' Court and to the settlement of estates. odic° in Montanye's Block • 49-79 "‘ jr, c PHERSON &f !. Mclnenora and 1211. W. I. natrzg. ) (Alice south side of Mercur's ' feb ,L7F4 - 1 krar.r. KINNKY, Onlce corner Main and 4-..;.• Pine at. Noble'a.block. second door front. Collections promptly attended to. feb 1-7tt AN‘ DUP.FINtiTON. if/ S VV J •Aitgre and E (Mice west side of Mant . street, two doors north of Argus °thee. All tits Mess entrusted to their ears will rec , ive prompt attention. tot 211,77 jurASON, P. Attorneys-at-Law. Special at- Pr-ltention to conveyancing. ersmination of title and all matter relating to real estate. Collee . - Dons promptly remitted. tntlec over Patch k Tracy's store, TAMEs 11. 'AND .101I' W CODDING, Attor neys and c onnaellors-at-Law. (lilies in the Mereur Block. over T.. Kirby's Drug Store. 1 S • , 1 ' 1 . 1 10 . 1 90 • . 5 (15 ... 1 3) 8 IR .. 1 10 :1 10 ... 3 25 111110MPS0N. W. 11. and E. A., Attoi•neys•at Lan. Towanda. Pa. :Meg, iu Neretir Block, over C. T. Kirby's Drug Store, 'entrance on Main street, first stairwry north of l'ost•oltice. All luishiess promptly attended to. , Special attfn. lion given to claims against the - United States for Pensiol.s, Bounties, Patents, etc.. and to collections and settlement of decedent's estates. April 21. ly ; _ItiIINS9N, T. D.. M.D. 'Office over Dr. It C PC/M.15'9 Drug ?store. "h 12.18 MEWTON,Drs. 1). A - . ()thee at Dwelling iNt on River Street, corner Weston St. fel) 12,77 _ _ ADD, C. K.. M.D. Otlico Ist door above old L bank building, on Main street. Special at- Dintion to diseases of 'the throat and lungs. ju1y19,78 3 23 2 30 I 65 2' 1 GO 1 20 WOUDBURN, S. M., M.D. * Odle° and resi dence. Main street, north 01 M.E.Churzli. Medical Elaruizier fc,r Pension Dr inr ['neut. fel) 22,78 AYNE, E. 1).. M.D. Utile° over ...I , iiitanye ; ; P store. (Miley hours front 10 tf) 12 A :31 . ,11 n ironi 2 to 1 r. u. Special attention given to Diaeasiai of the Eye, and Diaiasea of the Ear. . oct 20.77 1 50 2 00 i •fig f HIINRYII,,USE. Main st., next corner south "f Bridge. street. New house and new furniture throughout. The proprietor has spori:,l neither pains or expense in making his LAO lir - ST-do:is and respectfully solicits a share Dtpublic-patranage. Meals at all Lours.. Terms Icooeuable. Large Stable attached., mar :1 77 wnl HENRY. . 4.0 , I I ME w KISS l'i /ST, NO. 6x, G. A. R. Meets* 4. , v,ry Saturday evening, at Military Hall. GEO. V. MYER, Commander. J. R. liirrialnir, Adjutant. feb 7.79 OItYSTAL LODGE. No. 57. Meets at K. of 'P. Hall every Monday evening, at' 7:30. iurauce $2.000. Benefits MUG per week. Aver age annual coat, 5 years experience, $ll. J. It. KITTRIDGE, 174 , parter, NI - anonif.;,,ln., Dictator. • fel) 22.78 BRADFORD LODGE, N 0.107., I. 0. O. F. Meet in Odd Fellow's Hall, every Monday evening at 7 o'clock. WARREN HILL, Noble Grand. Azle 12,75 J. PI 11 J.l 10.)10 lii;) ) 12.00 1:00 v. al UST. F. E. No. 32. Second street. All orders P will receive prompt attention. june 12,75 aza 1:00 1:0t) 2:45 TILE LITTLE STORE• ROUND THE CORNER W. It. Smalley, Dealer in Tobacco, Cigars Pipes. and Smoking .ooods. Choice Confection ary ajtrays on hand. No. 2, Park at. inayli,7B P. PONIF.I.L, P. INT RYAN, (1. W., County Superintendent. Office days last Saturday of each month, over Turner x (iordon's Drug Store, Towanda Pa. , July 19,7$ SUSQUEITANNA , CDLEEGLATE INSTITUTE. The Spring Term commences on Monday April 4th, ISA. For eataloguic or other juror inatiim. address or call on the Principal. EDWIN -E. QUINLAN, A. M. my 19,78 Towanda. Pa. 15 9 - ViLLIAMS, EDWARD. Practical Plumber and Gaa Filter. Hate of business in Mer cur Mock next door , to Journal office opposite Public Square. Plumbing. Gas Fitting, Repair ng Pumps of all kinds, and all kinds of Gearing promptly attended to. All wanting work in his no should give kim a call. july 27,77 . A.M;A:M. P.M. 2.05 7.201 7.15 2.50 . .. 9.20 0:30 11:40 0.54 11.5 Z, ..... ].l'. 3.16 110.1pUSSELI., C. S, General Insurance Agency, •Ltl Towanda, Pa. Office in rear of Whitcomb's Book Store. ' ju1y'12.76 .. 9.00.10.50 .. 9.10. 1.15. 9.00 3.45 .' 9.15 2.10' 9.4 , 1 415 ..'lo.lo' 2.3010.00 i 4.30 .. 10.15' 2.31 10.05; 4.34 10.15' 40.25 1046 3.001043 . 505 .........'10.51 5.13 ' 11.0.) ...........11.10 5.24, TNELEVA: , .; HORSE, EL7IIIRA, N. Y. C. T. Smith. formerly of the Ward House, Towanda, Pro- ThiS Hotel ie located immediatly opposite the railroad depot, Every pains taken for the comfort of guests, July 5,77 • iTIOWN.E.It, 11. L., - uolutorAnitc pitysier.uNi k - SunGEori. Residence and 02E00 jnet rd,rth of Dr. Corben's Main'atrort. Atlanta'. Pa. 3.3 4 11.30 5.45 11.14 3.5411.4' 4.03 .... 11.113 t.O; 4.10 12.10 .4.23 12.111 LOU! 1.10! 7.20 KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE Is sure in its effects, mild in its action as It does not blikter, ,penetrating and powerful to reach - every deep seated pain onto remove any bony growth or ottr enlargements, inch as spa •splints - curbs, callous; sprains,'swell ings and any lameness and all enlargements of the joints or limb's, or for rheumatism in man and - for any purpose for which a lininient is used for man or beast: It is now known to be The best liniment for man ever used, acting mild and yet certain in Its effects. • Send address for illuitrated Circular which we think gives positive prOof of its virtues. No remedy has ever Met with such unqualified uc cies to our knowledge, for beast as well a man. l'rire $l per bottle. or six bottles for $5. All Dreggists have it or can get it for you, or ft will be sent to any addresson reaeipt of price by the promtieters, i)n. R. J. EI:NDALL k. Co., !Enos burgh lulls, 12.2: . 7.;.. :;.10 1.35 •:::2.5 2;20, . 3.41 7:10 4.F0 'il.oo 4.44 ; , .21 L. 53,12.011 5.00 6 . 05 12.15 Ir.3t. 5.2r9() ..... 3.35 A.M. P.M . P. 31 . S 30 't - - P.M. A.M. A.M.` 0.30 .... 7.40 3.40 8.00 9.00 4.15 9.20 .... 10.15 5..50 10.45 6.15 10.4.5 .... 10.51 6.24 41.05 .... 11.55 7.25 6.00 2.03 9.45 1.35 6.35 2.25 10.10 ... 7.02 1 0 . 3 0 2.1 7.33 3.03 10.52 ..... 7.57 .... 11.13 8.01 :1.28 11.19 .... 8.19 11.33 3.03 8.23 :1.41; 41.36 .... • 8.43 4.03:11.15 •• • 9 . 55 •• • • 12.01 9:01 .... 12.17 .... : 1 .10 .... 12.24 0.19 12:34 400 9.30 4 43 12.15 9.43 4.55112.57 .52 4.3010.(111 . 5.10; 4.15 4.40 10.10 5.20; : 1.15.10.20 5.30 , 1.30 5.25'11.10' 6.15 2.15 5;39 • 14.30 .... 9.35. .... 6.10 2.10 6.401 7.41. 5.00 8.14; ..-.. 8.40 .... 8.50 9.50 7.40 :... '.11.40' 8.00 1.03 1 1.0 h; 9.40 P.M. P.M. A.M.:A.M. GAaRIAG_T, FACTORY . PINE STREET , Ilt•tWi';M Main and Opposite the Sail. Mclntyre & Spencer, Respect!idly announce to the public tlist they are prepared to build all kinds of FAMILY CARRIACEB Top & Open Buggies, _ POSTON AND rLATPutill MING WAGONS, Trotting Sulkies and Skeletons, THEY ALSO KEEP ON HAND FOR SALE READY ! FINISIIED WAGONS OF ALL ' THE ABOVE CLASSES.. - Made of tliebest material and in the best style All work warranted to give perfect satisfaction. PANTED A SPECIALTY We have one of the best Carriage Painters in• the Country,and do all work in this line it the lowest rates. All kinds of Repairing neatly and promptly done at reduced prices. Making new springs and repairing old ones a speciality. All work guaranteed. Please give us a call. NcINTI"RE SPENCER. Towanda. Jan 4. 18b0-1v VAN DYKE'S SULPHUR SOAP, Is without a rival in the cure of akin diseases of all descriptions. It has been thoroughly tested by the medical faculty and the public, and is re commended and extensively used•by physicians. This soap is combined with pure sulphur, which enters the pores of the skin, and being absorbed into the blood removes therefrom all impuri ties by exciting the skin to healthy action. Be aural° ask for VAN DIKE'S SULPHUR SOAP, insist upon it, and take no imitation, Sold by druggists. dan.l3-Gui. T: - Honda Business Direci:,ry A TTOR2I E YS-AT-LA iV PJ!FSIC.iNSAVD.SLUiGEONS. HOTELS SECRET SOOLETIES HOUSE AXD SIGN PASTING TOBACCO AND'CIGAES. EIATATIONAL PLUMBER AND GAS . FITTER =I MISCELLANEOUS Sold: by all Druggists ME!3I CURES. DYSPEPSIA, • LIVER COMPLIINTS, Ina DIMS' BLOOD. CURE SEHI s erzs g 2ev id e r ve l , Dro.r*y, Hea g r; i ll t isease l : ls: folt#iicss .7.+Tervous debility, etc. The BestitEMEN KNOWN to Mali! 11,000,000 Bottles This Syrup possesses Varied Properties It Stimulates the Ptyaline in the Saliva, which converts the Starch and Sugar of the food into glucose. ' A defi ciency _in Ptyaline 'causes Wind and Souring of tho food in the stomach. II the medicine istaken immediately alter eating the fermentation of feed is pre. vented. • • It nets upon the hirer. • • It acts upon the Kidneys. • D Regulates the Dowels. It Purifies the Mood.. It Quiets the Nerrous System. It Promotes Digestion. It Nourishes. Strengthens and /netgom tes. It carries off the Old Blood andmakes nett It opens the pores of the skin and induces Healthy Perspiration. : It neutralize:, the hereditary taint, or poison hi the blood, which genemtce Scrofula, Ers , zipelas, and all nianncrof skin diseases and internal htunors. 'tti) 'Therea.re no spirits employed in its mann. facture, and it can be taken by the most deli• sate babe, or by the agedand feeble, care onl9 being requirearin attention to directions.. DRUGGISTS SELL IT. r-exbera.tory, 77 West 3cl • NEW YU/LK CITY. - ' Never Ms to Cure. • Ashland. Schuykill co., Pa. 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Dear Sir:--This is to certify thatyour INDIAN BLOoD SYRUP has effectually relieved me of Liver Complaint and Dyspepsia, after the doc- tors failed. . Reined} for the Rheumatism . Turtle Po nt, McKean co_ Pa.' Dear Sir:—l have used your excellent INDIAN BLoOD SYRUP for Ithemnatiam and Liver Com. plaint, and have derived great relf6f therefrom. Dantua SIMPSON. •• An Agent's Testimony. .. Turtlo Point, McKean co., Pa. Dear Sir:—l was a life-long sufferer from Liver Complaint until I used - your great INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP. from which I soon obtained permanent relief. I also find the Syrup to be a valuable Bowel Regulator. Somerset ('o., Pa. Dear Sir:—This is to certify that your reliable INDIAN 111.o0D SfitllP is the best medicine ever used in my family. hoping the publlil will be benefited by this great remedy, I take great pleasure in giving nay testimony of its value. JosEra P. lintusAar.u. Dyspepsia and Indigestion ' Berlin, Somerset Co., Pa. 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No. 10:3;; Locust St Disease of the Stomach and Mei., Bushkin, Pike Co., Pa, Dear Sir:—This is to certify that I have used your INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP for Disease of the Stomach and Liver, and have been much bene fited thereby, Bushkill, Pike Co., Pa. Dear Sir consider your reliable INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP the best medicine I ever used in my family. It IS Justus recommended, • • Idatatt. CUSTARD. Bus Mall, Pike Co.. Pa. Dear Sir:—l have used your great INDIAN MAUD SYRUP in my family for Worm and Summer Complaint, and it has proved effectual in all cases. • Dear Sir:—My daughter tviui in - Poor Health and a short trial of yonr INDIAN BLOOD SYRUP entirely cured her. For Sale by C.T.larby CURES ALL DISEASES 01 THE STOMACH, KIDNEYS, SEAN, SOLD SINCE 1870. R. B. BlLLmalt Disease °Utile Stomach Mus. J. AMR!: D. C. W;nnini WAIIREti =2 lIE2inY C. SistrsoN A Talmible *edicine. Livei Complaint-. EDSVAV.D ZORN Papa in the Bteast. B. M. BALL GEOR , RE M. ELLIOT For Kidney Diseases. JANIEs RILEY J. A. linowle For BiWougness. FaAlm T. GoinaLET FILANkLIN "VANANHESS Best Family Medicine Remedy for Worms. TIIONIAB C0111;ELIG UT Never Fangio Cure. BriohkW, Pike Co.. Pa UntAM VANANKEEN TOWANDA, PA. TOWANDA. BRADFORD COUNTY, PA., THURSDAY, JUNE 23, 1881. i A * MESSAGE. 1. I ni ,rxxx E. 11EXFOUD. You are dying, my friend ! Your Inirk will go drifting, ere breaking bf day, Toward the shorea lying over the shadowy bay ;i• • : Arid.at morn you, will see, rising rair through the niist,A- The hills whirl` the Buntline eternal has . kissed. • . You are going away ! You will moot on the shores, which, your ves- eel will.find, Dear friends who sailed outward, and left us behind; You will know them, and clasp them, and Wag them dice• u ore, • Grown young aiain there. ion tho Beautiful Shore. Dear friend, when you meet The woman I Wed, on the 'Alton) far away, Will you give ter the inesaage I give you to- day? - You will know her, I know, by her taco that was.falt • As the face of and angel, and beautiful hair And her eyes, like a star, In_ a clear summer night, shiiiing out through the dew; Falling down, like a kiss, fronte further-' most blue. . And her voice;. when she greets you; well know as of old, Her voice, and her face in its tresses of gold. O, tell her, my. triend. that I miss her so inuclh biller. she - left me that uik6t, - • I%hiTii the mists of the 'sea (Lifted over my And bid het. in shadow, so dense and so deep, That, remembering the time, even note I mist deep. And tell her for nin, -'••• • , That.l wait fur filo morn, which for hor has • begun; Vhen our ways, which were severed on earth shall bet one; • I shall Come to her, over the wide solemn sea, . •- - And clasp her, and Mahn her l2 -dliat tell her fir me. Friend, you will not forget? Already yaur bark is afloat on the title, That shall bear you ont over the waters so • wide; At morn you Will sce her, and tell hurler me, That I. love her,- miss her, this side of • the sea.. TrE GROW OLD As we grow old Our, yesterdays • Seem very dim and distant ; • We grope, as though in darkened ways, "l'hrough all that is existent. Yet fsr-off days shine bright and clear With suns that long have faded, And faces dead seem Strangely near To.thoso that life has shaded: As we grow old our tears are tow For friends most lately taken ; But fall—as fall the summer dew • From roses lightly shaken— When some chaneg word or idle strain, . The cordS of memory i 3 wpeping, -Unlock the titxid-gates or our pain . For - those who taught us weeping. As we grow eta nnr imllao •ra riern To those who greet ns daily, Or, if some living faces wear The looks that beam so gayly,. From eyes long closed—and we should smile In answer to their wooing, 'Tis but the past that shines the all,: • Our power to smile renewing. As wo grow old our dreams at night Arc never of the morrow ; • They etinte with vanished pleasure hr ight, .Or dark With olden sorrow. And when we wake the names we say ,Are not of any mortals ; • .` But of those in some long dead day, Passed thrbugh fife's Sunset portal/. - • Caeyeron. POLITE CIIILDREN.—" flltitik you, Charlie," said Mrs. Brown; as her little son handed her 'a paper he was request ed to bring. "Thank you, Bridi) i et," said the little fellow a few hours aftpr, as he- received a glass of water from his nurse. "Well, Mrs. Brown, you halite the best mannered children fever saw," said a neighbor. "I should be thankful if mine Were' as polite to me as yours are to the servauts. You never spend half as much time on your children's clothes us I do, and yet every one notices them, they are so well behaved." . "We always try to treat. our children politely," was the quiet This was ;the whole secret. When I hear. parents grumbling about the ill manners of their children,• I always wish to ask: . "Have you always treated them with politeness once knew a rnan:considerel , quite a gentleman ,in society, who would , speak to his children in a manner that a well instructed dOg would recent, He Would order them with' a grhwl to bring his slippers,' or perform some other little service; and yet he "complained of the rudeness and disobedience of his chil - &en. Pnorts Wm) . WirmE.—There is a class of persons in this world, by no means sm all, whose prominent pecu liarity is whining. They whine be cause they are poor, or if rich, because they. have no health, _to enjoy their riches; they whine bettause they "have no luck," and othersfaosperity exceeds theirs; they whine because some friends have died and they are still they whine because they have aches and pains, and they have - aches and pains because they whine; 'and they whine t no one can tell why. Now a word to these whining persons. First, stop whining—it is of no use complaining, fretting, fault-tlnding and whining. Why, you, are the most deluded set of creatures who LveNived ! Do you know that it is a well settled principle of physiology and common sense that these habits are more eihansting to nervous vitality than almost any other violation of physiological-law ? And do you know that life is pretty much as you make it ? You can make it bright and sunshiny, or you can make it dark aiashadowy. This life is meant only to discipline us—to fit us for a higher and purer Elate of being. . Then stop whining and fretting, and c go ou your way If love be but a.dreani, Let us prolong the lie— Since 'tie so . sweet to seem, Slumber, nor wake to sigh • If with the;dream away Our happiness must Sy, Before the break of (Jai` • Let us in error die 1 - A.. C. Damien from the French. • --. OF THE PEOPLE Ell= P:EpPLE AND FOB THE PEOPLN..' ' lEI3 LOVE. MAY GRAY'S BEAUTY. BY, EMMA . WEITTCOIIIII. It was , the old story of Mary and her lamb over again; only it wasn't a lamb, it was u dog—a black dog, . too;. and sweet May Gray, though innocent and young, was not the - simple child of the story; perahps, after all, the similitude lay merely in May's pet following her everywhere. Everybody said he was the most absurd-looking pet any one ctirer had; he was exactly like an animat, ed ball of dirty wool; but May delighted in him. Many. were the troubles that t dog led her into; but the• greatest one, 'in fact the most severe trial of her life, came One bright Sunday morning. . , As She lifted _her devout.. little head from prayer s . and looked up at. the young minister, - who was. Oi" isitiach' - his sermon in Bloomingdale that day, what should she see but Beauty, as her.' pet -was most inappropriately christened, snuffing at the pulpit-stairs. ...Sho'could 'scarcely' credit it; she looked down at .her hymn-book, though she had lost Vic! , place, then glanced up Beauty was slowly ascending the stairs; in a moment he was out of sight, behind tlik . iTninister's desk. During that moment May suffered. something of the sensation drowning persons are said to have, she had not dreanind that so much could be crowded into it 'moment. Presently ho - came in sight again, wagging his tail compla cently,- then, aftei. walking around 'the minister, he disappeared in the vestry. Two or-three of the small boys who, oc cupied a corner of the gallery in every country church, and who are as assidu- . ous in their attendance ,as the deacons or elders, tittered out loud' at this; and the minister, who had seemed to be very =chi annoyed, quietly closed the door. - Compared with / what she now .felt, May's'stifferings befoie were as nothing; her factOteemed on fire; her heart. kept trying tb get above her collar, as she listened to the scratching and snuffing at the vestry-thor; then she heard a low whine, and 'momeniatily expected to hear Beauty's shrill ; bairk. It seemed as if the service would . rleverend; when it did, May didn't stay to beintroduced to the mituster; - her Sabbath..school children wondered what had become of her; and Ler young brother under , stood, by the expression of her face, that he might-as well prepare to'."catch May bid i& father that he let Beauty out after she went to church. The utxt week the minister ,called at the Grays. May was sittiffe by the Paaloriwiadow, and saw him coming. She noticed now, what had escaped her Ozer r - uylotr npfrn r 7; tUralr do W:IV! lcry handsome; then, too, with .what good taste he' was dressed, so simple, yet elegant. ,She wished her father wouid wear a Panatela hat,,like Her mother waitout, so she knew . she must entertain 'him; and though some people—principally old maids, or mothers of several particularly homely daughters—hinted that May Gray was somewhat of a flirt, she dreaded meet ing him. • But it wasn't nearly so bad - us she feared; and before he bud put his hat down on the ball-table, and cane into the parlor, khe felt quite at home with him. Au le r passed away rapidly. He gave May a laughable account of his annoyance the. Sabbath before, and said,—: - "I wonder whose dog it is; ihe poor est specimen or a canine I ever saw." 111 , 1 y kept a silence; she felt herself guilty, both as tegarded Beauty and the minister, and /die was quite relieved when he bade her good afternoon,. and turned to take his hat. But his hat was not there ! He looked udder the table, and behind the door—no bat was to be seen. wl'em could not nave hid It," said May,. indignantly. "But, no; he isn't to blame this time—he has gone fist ing." Then she called the servant-girls; but they had not been into the ball that afternoon. What was to be 'done ? It - wasn't clerical, -to say the least, for him to go Berme bareheaded. May suggest; , ed that he wear one of her father's bats, which hung , on the rack—and it did seem to be the only thing that could be done; so - he walked off with the pleas act consciousness that Bray stood be hind the curtains of the..parlor-window, laughing at him;- and ,he did - expect every moment that the hat would slip over his ears and rest on his shoulders. (.) He didn't Make • any more calls that afternoon, but shut-himaself in his study, and, I am afrai4, ,, meditated more upon the "slings, and arrows of outrageous fortiine," . than -upon the text he had chosen- for his next sermon---" Let patience have, her . perfect" work." Alas - -for the blindness of "the hu man 1 He had , fancied, when he, decided on that text, that he could draw one or two illustrations •from his own life; now he was not worthy to speak of it to others. • The next morning he received ai note of apology from Mr. Gray,.accompany ing the gift of a new hat. When Tom.came home from his-fish ing-excursion, he found Beauty in the back yard playing with something that looked like a hat. He stopped to exam „ine it, and found it•was part of a hand some Panama *ay was in the dining-room - when he came in, azurite told 4er. i what he had seen. b 4 "Oh, Tom," she cried, "I'll do any thing ter you, if you won't tell a soul that Beauty did it. .Please promise me." Toni was of a practie - inn of mind, and inclined to be mercenary. - Ho° couldn't see why May didn't want -it told. However, on the promise of a new jack-knife, tin agreed to "keep mum." Tom kept his part of the compact faithfully, only I must 883 , that he in dulged in u 'great many mystarions winks; and, when Mr. Morwood sat in the parlor with his mother and May, he would practise gymnastics of a peculiar I kind, where no one but -May cutd see ;;; • • When Paul Morwood rose to read the first hymn, on that eventful Sabbath, a feeling of human .;loneliness fell upon him, though God was With him, and that gave him great peace; but . there were no eyes looking up at him through the rose-hued glasses of, hopeful Ow, tion; no heart woul4 quicken its belting because he was speaking; and in thO days that came after, befell deep ly unhappiness of being surrounded by strangers; but gradually he began to find at the. Grays an atmosphere of home. Mrs. Gray had that delightful_ motherliness whiCh includes all the young in its watchful { - affeation. Mr. Gray was a sympathetic friend, and a man. of wide culture. Tom, .with hie boyish prank's, supplied another ale meat; _and bray He had not yet ackriowlealged , hoW r..much of the tion lay in her presence. Strange as it may seem, -it is never tintless true, that frequent! as were 'his calls, there was one member . of the family be had never seen—Beauty eitner stayed away, or was kept out ,of sight; and May seeata I t have taken s it dislike to the once be.lov;:.l pet. Ono morning, Mr. Morw,aht ("ailed in haste to ask May - if . slio had seen a handkerchief he dropped there the . evening before; he said it was one he Valued, because his sister had embroi dered . his initials on it, and "it was the . l last thing ebb ever did for me,"' he addded. May hail. uoticedithe crape on his hat; sho searched everywhere for the handkerchief, but in vain. . "You seem destined to lose some thing almost every time you come here, ". saidMuy., . And he smiled to himself as he'answered; "Yes." Not long after Tom came running into the parlor; with the remnants of a fine,• cambric handkerchief, 'on one airier of which Mr. tlorwood's initials were embroidered. . . "I found. • • fire. kennel," he cried: "Beauty was tearing it into strips." "Beauty? said Mr. Morwood. "Yi:s,":. replied Tow.: "May's pot dog; the cur you know' t eat you shut up in the vestry. • I tell you though, wasn't May. schrt I. She told inc - father if he didn't give it to me for letting Beata'. out, that she would. lint May couldn't kill a fly.' You ought to see 1 her take .'em out of the milk, • and lit. !en, dry on her finger;" and then Tom's "moral sense - being; remarkably un developetl, he added; ''l've lost the. kuife'yoh'gaVe me, May, and mother I knows all about the net —so will tell. I He tore up your hat, Mr. ; Moiivootl. saw him, but didn't know, what it was ' tillAoo late; and:May, She hired me not to toll." . . . May had stood perfectly quiet.; look ing imploringly at Tom, . while that young savage told the story through.' Then she ran out of the room, and did not stop until, out-of breath, she reach! ed her own apartment, and sat down for a '!good cry." . Her mother; she 'knew, would make apologies enough. She aid not care what was said, only she never wished to . see Paul Morwoed•agaiu: . What must he think ofher, and her Silly, childish performances ? • "Oh, I wish you were some one else!" she said to Iterself"so I could shut you up." .When May came down to tea - , that night, there were suspicions indications around' heteyes, and her little nose was red. Happily, Tom had taken his sup; per in his hand,-and gone to watch for a cat, that was suppo.ed to kill - Chick-. ens as they had lieen,disappesiling, one by. one, for several weeks past, so no remarks were made. Days went - on; and .May kept her resolve not 1 to meet the minister. When she saw him coming up the walk, she vanisher. She hurried out of church befOic- he had an opportunity to speak to her.l ,'then he Begun to realize how interested 'hoshad become in her;. how he had delighted to watch her kindling face; .bow he hudtcome to look to her for au inspiration that only tier presence gave; and he knew that iu les; iug the.hope of winning her, he lost that Which' had added to his life, for months past, a brightness, a aweetne sit it had never known. He hild spent a year only at Bloom ingdele-when he received and . accepted a church in a distant city: Every one could see that a change. 'was good for him ; so thin rte had become. It happened; somehow, that when he went over to the Grays' -to bid them good-by, May sat alone by the same window in thee - parlor Uthere:.he saw her the first time. She was very much em barrassed as she rose to meet hini. "I came to' say good-by to your mother. I did not hope to meet you, Miss Gray," he said. May blushed, and stammered some thing, they both knew to be untrue, about not • having met him more fre qtiently„ and regretting that her mother was not at home. 'Why do you leave. Bloomingdale?" asked May, . trying s to say something commonplace. • "I think I may r_ tell you the whole, "reason," he said, with a look,. of en treaty. "My. illness is, of Course, part of it; but my life here has been a con 4 tinned disappointment to , me;" and then, looking-at the sweet face oppositO Win, he added, "oh, Miss Gray 1 May Why have you been so unknd to me? I used to think you' were mi.friend." . "Oh, I ank! I am !" said May. He went on without noticing.. her little exclamation. Used to • fang that in, time you might learn to caret for me." . "I do 1 I do. ,pried'poor May, forget ting everythiiik at - that. moment ex; cept 'him—her love for him—her wish that she loved him. He looked at her a moment, and read the whole story in her glowing face; and an hoar' later, when Tom came into the hall, followed by .Beatity, and saw a tableanin the parlor, be said sagely to himself, "Hat, handkerchief and heart ;' fur Tom is deep in the study of 'English' literature,,and his conversa tion is embellished with quotations from Spenser; and alliteration especially, .•• takes his fancy: • Three months later, at the weddink4.. breakfast, Tom asked his sister if she had seen Beauty within a week, "he cause, if you haven't, you never and to her look of astonishment he ad; , ' ded, "I didn't give np about the old cat that caught - the' chickens; I watched f6i her, saw her, come stealing, out, and took aim, fired, and shot—Beauty!". It was announced in the leading journals of Paris a few mont&i ago that the only daughter and: heiress' of a Lowal (Muss.): millionaiin was soon to marry' one of the Bourbons, a conhin of Don Carlos,. of Spain. Bat the mar riage never occurred, because the Yan kee girl . wouldn't invest. The Prince called every day last . winter at the hotel where the young woman resided.. In the ,niords of the rain otirTesponilent of the Witt Francisco Chronicle: "Fancy the noble scion of the very illustrious and thrice puissAnt House of Bourbons going'on his knees to $2,000,000 Worth •of sarsaparilla! But I may have over drawn the picture. It is not certain that the nolde Prince actually went upon tuarrOw bones in propria persona. I Ife did that by proxY. Though he paid' court assidnoAly and daily in person, the 'Prince sent it formal demand, or, to speak exactly, 'several demands by. his chainberlain. For, though a krince . may; have ho cash, as long as h . (' can borrow ',money he beeps up a petty court, and of course must have his I chamberlain. On one occasion, when I.this deputy came to ask the hand. Miss in marriage, or rather to in form that young lady that his Highness, the Prince de Bourbon proposed to confer loon -her, a plain, untitled American, the honor of his name and high sounding title, Miss quite: peremptorily reiusett , the honor. Whereupon the chamberlain exclaimed; `Do net ray you refuse him ! His High; 'less the. Prince is not a personage who can he refused !. Oh, no ! 'Tis Bible. Put it in- some other form, I beg Of you. -Say you are unable to ac z eel) . tof the honor offered you. Any thing but. a refusal ! The Prince is not an ordinary - Man to be rejected in this mariner !' Notwithstanding the fervid eloquence of the chamberlain, the 'no' of the Yankee girl was positive. your master,' she said to the dep- Any, that I don't;want titles half as bad ly as he wants cash.'" LOOKING For, HIM SELf —lrbe ludi crous spectacle of a man looking' for himself - awl suffering the keenest cha grin at failing to find himsellwas exhib ited on the Union Pacific Railroad not long ago. An eastern-bound emigrant train stopped at Rock break Station for breakfast. One emigrant strayed and the first section of the train started without him. He reached the second on time find managed to get away. His friends in the first Section of the train , missed him and were seized with a dread that he had been killed. The conductor telegraphed to the second section to look for, him and bring, hitn or:his body to Laramie.- The . passen gers turned , out readily to aid in the search Foremost among: them and dis playing a terrible anxiety- was the man for whom they Were .looking. He hiniteal for the .rni'ssinv, emigratit with a zeal which could only be accounted for by the fact=unknewn' . to him—that he was looking - for himself. 'During the whole: day'and following night the search Wtis continued, the unconscious cause of it suffering deeply to think that he had been lost.; When he-reaCh .ed: Laramie the idea never occurred 'to his - friends, .That the railroad em ployes might still. be looking for the missing emigrant, when one bright in dividual startled the crowd with the re mark that our hero had. been loOking for and haci failed to find himself. TAKING ADVANTAGE OF AN ACCIDENT. Three men• of war ,ships—Dutch, French, and English—while andhoted in port, were contending with each other for the best display of sailorship, so that the captain of each vessel deter mined to send aloft; ant active-sailor to perform some deed of grace and daring. The Dutch captain sent:a Dutchman, the French a Frenchman, and the En glish an Irishman. The Dutchman stood on the top of the mainmast with his arm extended. The --Frenchman then went aloft and extended both arms. Now the Irishman thought if he could stand on the top of the mainmast with a leg and an arm extended he would be declared the most daring sail or. Nimbly he climbed aloft Until he reached the highest point, then he care lully balanced himself on both tees tended his right hand with a graceful motion. Then ho threwout his left leg until it came into a line with his right aril. In doing so he ingloriously lo 4; his balance and fell from the mast, crushing the rigging toward the - deck.. The various ropes with which he came in contact broke his fall, but his velocity was not too greet-to prevent his grasp ing a rope attached to the mainyard. To this he hung for two seconds, then, dropping lightly to the deck, landed safely on his feet. Folding his arms triumphantly, 'as if fall and all were in `the programme, he glanced toward the rival ships and joyously exclaimed,— "There, bete thafif you can !" PEurzerrix ItizermEss.—There was an old couple - it the Central depot waiting to go through to the West, and they seemed loving enough until the old man went out and returned smoking a five cent cigar and with his hat slanting over his left ear. The wife looked at him twice before she could recognize him, and then opened her mouth and said,— "What'd I tell ye; Philetus Reming ton, before we left New Jersey ? Didn't I say you'd go and make a fool of your self the first chance you got ?" He tried 'to pacify her by saying that the cigar only cost live cents, but she shouted;— "Yon tease and tease till I let you git your boots blacked; then fon wanted sonic soda water; then you bought ap plea on the train, und -here's another five cents thrown away It all counts np, and if you dont , die in a poor-house then my name. ballet Bury r A correspondent tells of au amusing incident that Occurred last week on the train that was crossing the Rocky Mountains: A traveling peddler under took in the ears to sell a large' "dia -1 raond"•ring to a miner Whir' had made this pile. "Humph," Wahl the miner, ' after critieally examining the ring,. '.they've got common stone ill) in` the digging where I've been that'll cut that diamond all to pieces !" • "If you'll find a piece of keno that will cut thafaite• mond Pllgive it to you," >replied the peddler. ."All. right," said . the m iner, "if I can't cat that 'diamond' with it. stone I'll buy it of you." Thereupon the miner took the ring in'hisland and 'pulled from his vest pocket ! a small ,piece of brown 7 looking stone, similar to a bit of dark - flee-stone, except the grain was very fine; and with this he proceeded cooly to • cut and:scratch the --fdiamond' with several ugly-looking gashes. A . group of passengers that had gathered about the miner were amazed, but while they smiled the peddler with his 'diamond' withdritw discomfited. "That little piece of brown stone," ex plained the miner, "is a piece of cortm i drum that I got in the rocky mountains 1 and it's the best diamond testijr . in the world. It won't scar a genuine,diamond, but it will everlastingly cut up pieces of 'glass or quartz." • NOT. 'A GEOilGt WASHINGTON. —A benevolent fruit raiser, much annoyed by the - boys who robbed hitu of his finest peaches, one day chanced. to see a minute marauder go up into one of his trees.. He was ready for the emer gency, for he' had provided a" iiirge stuffed dog, which ho placed at the'foot of the tree, and then retired a little to watch the effects of his 14 frategy. The little boy, having filled his stomach and his pockets with fruit, was about to de scend, when hiS frightened eyes rested" upon the 'animal. ' First he: tried blandishments,-viz., whistling, coaxing: Then he tried the sterner dodges; viz., threatening, scolding. All was thrown away upon the stuffed , dog, standing sternly there, and never moving his stiff tail an inch to the • right or the left. The little boy had never lieen,a dug like', thaE, and after a=while- he understood that the tree must be his tiOrmitory fOr the night. The hours dragged wearily on. The stuffed dog looked bigger and bigger in the dark. There was a plenty of peaulicn, but 'wit,.re was the little boy to find appetite .. ? In The morning the 0Wi1(417 n the little boy how he happened ta,be in the tiee. Alas ! not in the least regenerated by his sufferings, he answered thikthe had been chased by the dog, and . had ascended for safety. At the approach of, commencement a party of college students in -Syracuse, N. Y._„the other day, decided to indulge in a 'midnight supper and applied to various establishments to See on what ternis ihey could have ,one furnished. A sudden spurt of rivalry seized two caterers, who began to underbid each other in the liveliest .way. When the prices came down from $2, a cover to $1.50, from that to $l, and thence to 50 . cents, the students' committee began' to' meditate cfosing a bargain lest the gen erous man should repeat his rashness and retract. While 'they still delayed , there came another bid- that eclipsed anything yet. An entelprising soul, reluctant to let }anybody: take his trade away, was willing to supply the-supper for nothing—drinkables - only to be charged extra. "We had some thought," said one of the partakers afterwards, ."of waiting to - see whether the other fellow wouldn't come around presentl y and offer to pay' us a small bonus - for condescending to' dine with him; but calmer 'counsels prevailed and .we de cided not to ride a willing horse to 'death. Well, the spread was a very good one; its cheapness' warmed our sympathies; we resolved at an early stage in the proceeding that we ought to do something as a testimonial to the 'house,, tip - each man ordered un a bottle of wine. Then a goodnatured dispute arose here and there over friendly treats and exchanges, which could be settled only by a fresh draft on the cellar." Here he passed his band across his eyes and moved it around to the, back of hit'. head as if recalling a disagreeable sen sation lately suffered there. "To cut a long story short," ,he ; continued, "my share of the bill handed in .a few days afterward was nine dollars and a frac tion, and for the life of me I couldn't prove it. exorbitant. " THE TABLE TIIBEEEk;:--Som e time since, on one of the North River buale,, a;lady, who had attracted much atten tion for the masculine turn' of her man ners and conversation, was seated at the table opposite a gentleman, who, in tak— ing some butter, in the abitence of the usual knife, used his which the lady observing, called aloud to the _ waiter,— • "Wait to ! bring another plate of but ter; that man (pointing to tlce gentle man) had his knife in this 11' :1 . • .The nnfortnnate Wight almost sank under the curious gaze of all the com pany; but'said nothing, determined to watch his opportunity to return, for the cruel mortification, changd in her own coin. He waited but a moment, ere a plate of dried beef was handed to- the lady, who unceremoniously took some in her fingers,. and placed it upon her plate. . "Wait•ta !"exclaimed the gentleman, in turn, "bring another filate of beef; that Woman has bad her fingers in !this !" A most ungallant roar from all the compauy fairly turned the tables against the lady, and she had the good sense to acknowledge its..,deaertolnd join heart ily in thP mirth.it created. During a trial for assault in Arkansas a club, a rock, - a rail, an axe handle, a knife and a shot-gun were exhibited as 'the instrument with which the deed was done.' It was also shown that the assaulted man defended himself with a revolver, a scythe, a pitchfork, a chisel, a hand-saw, a flailind across dog. The jury decided that they'd bare given $5 apiece to have seen the fight. - $l.OO a Year, in itlaulee. NO. 4. FACTS AND FANCIES. . We are told that three hundred yealit ago la , iiescombed their hair just as they do to-day. This is a whopper, as three hundred years ago ladier4 used to coral, their hair ou their heads: No% they hang it over the back of a Ham to Comb it. Little Billy waf; very eroB4 and tired the other. night, .and ho wanted his father to take him on his knee; but father Was tired, or pretended to be; want you to hold me on yonr knee,' he whined. 'I tell you I cannot do it; I am tired,' ieplied the father impa tiently.' 'Tired ! You wasn't very tired last night when you held Mary on your knee in - the kitchen." . Max Miller says: can shake - hands with a (Governor, sit beside an Alder man, and smoke witk._ .fillatatflastator, and never feel my littleness; but when I come "to stand in. the ;presence of a modern hotel clerk, I fefl:that alio and inferiority which < touriati` feel as they stand in Yosemite Valley and look up at the mountain top 3 a thousand feet above. 'l've often heard.of the fruits of tuar• riage,' tali Bubbles, when informed that . he was the father of twins, 'hut I most IsorOmnly protest against having lug those fruits :presented to me in the shape of pairs.' 'fray, Brother what is the repu tation of Mr. B. in your parish ?"Well, sir, all I can sayis,* that such is the es timation of Mr. B. among us that when I read from the pulpit that passage in Psalms. 'Mark the perfect man and be .hpld the upright,' the eyes of the'wohle congregation are not turned to. that -part of the gallery where Mr. B. sits.' - A .;'neeeggler's Narrative. I "We shall be, my dear madam," sAiLI I, to a fellow-passenger on, the Dieppe boat, taki n g out my watch; but keeping my eye stadily ou her, "we shall be in less than t n minutes at the en:itom hone." A sp4sm—a flicker . from the guil within, .glaucedfrom her . countenance. "You look very good-natured," stam mered she. I. bowed, and looked con siderably more so to invite !het. confi dence. "RI was to tell youlli secret, which is too much for me tO_ keep to myself, oh would you keep - it "I know it, my cte4tr nut9t.tul, i t..., 'already,", I,"smilitig, "it is lacy, is it pot ?"i She tittered a little shriek, and yes— she had gotlit there among the crino line. She thought it had been rtieking out, you see, unknown to her. "Oh, sir," cried she, - "it is only ten pontids' worth; please to forgive . me, and Pil never 'do it again. .A 4, .it I think I shall expire." , • "My dear madam," replied 1, f.ternly but kindly, "hero is the pier, and the ()Meer hai. axed his 'eye upon us. I must do my duty." • 1 rushed up the ladder like , a lamp lighter; I pointed otft the woman to a degitilnata authority; I uceonapanied her upon her way, rin custody, - tit" the searching house. I dld :not see *her searched ; brit I saw what was found upon, her, and I saw her fined and dismissed with, ignominy.: Then, hav ing generously given rtp my emolu ments as informer to the subordinate officials) I hurried off in search of the betrayed woman tci s heetotel. I gave her lace twice the value of that she lost, and paid her fine, and eiplaned: _ "You, madain - , had ten pounds' worth of smuggled zoo& about your person; I had nearly fifty times-that amount. I turned informer, madam, let me con vince'you, for the sake of both of us. You have too expressive a countenance, believe me,' and the officer would have found you out, at all events, even as I did myself. Are you satisfied, my dear madam ? if you still feel aggrieved by me in any way, pray take more lace; here is lots of it." When I finished my explanation, the lady seemed perfectly satisfied with my little stroke of diplo macy,. though she would havedo_nhtless preferred a little less promineka part in' it. The Vienna papers record a terrible death which lately befell an artisan. The - great steam boiler in some works at Piton required cleaning. Daring the oi).. , rationu young man named Kali; zander, worn out -with fatigue. went to sleep in huge s? -pipe running the main furnace.- He was not observed. and. the, Masons bricked itp the end of the pipe, when the firm victo ec/i i shiod. 11.6 night"Kticzander was missed, but it did , not occur to any one till the next Li:pin ing - that he might have crept into the air pipes. , The heading was removed, wheulthe charred skelet - On of the un- fortunate man met the horrified gaze of the searchers. Bricked up hybe air tube, lie had been slowly baked-alive.. Jesse Tipton. was committed to jail by" Justice Talbott in Baltimore on Satur-- day on a curious charge. Officer Bar rts•y had arrested Tipton at " eleven o'clock on the previous night Ail° the latter wab in the act of smashing an 'ln— dian' in front of a cigar store. Tipton had been drinking and the cigar dealer Was unable to persuade him that the wooden warrior was harmless. 'Let 'im take down his hatchet, then,' said Tip ton. A etowd gathered in front of the store and roared with laughter at the odd spectacle. The only damage' sus tcined by the Indian was the loss of one ear, while Tipton"'harked' his right hand i . several places: .- • - ITEAi4:2Ir BY ,LITTL ES. Beaten is not reached by a. single . borintl; But we - build the ladder e 'bx which we rise 'From the lowly earth to the vaulted skieS, • • And we iuount to its summit round by round. I count theso things to bo grandly true That a noble deed is a step toward-God Lifting the sonl from the common sod, - To a purer air and a broader view. We rise by tliings that are under our feet; By what wo have mastered of greed of gain, By the pride deposed, and the passion slain, And the vanquished ill that wo hourly meet