The Susquehanna register. (Montrose, Pa.) 1849-1854, June 07, 1849, Image 1
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G. WIIITTIESL 'How thralls, once more, the lengthening awn, Of memory at the thought of thee l Old hopes which long iri dust have bin, . Old dreams come thronging back again, • • ' And boyhood lives in me ; • I feel its glow upon my cheek, Its fullness of the heart is mine, As when I learned to hear thee speak, Clt *sell my doubtful eyes to thine, I Lear again thy low replies, I feel thine arm within my own, And timidly again uprise The hinzM lids of hazel eyes With soft, brown tresses overblown, And memories of sweet summer eves, Of moonlit wave and willowy way, Of stars and flowers, and dewy. leaves, Of smiles and tears more sweet than they. Ere this, thy quiet eye bath smiled, My picture of thy youth to see, •When Ulf a woman, half a child, Thy very artlessness beguiled, And folly's self seemed wise in me ; , I too can smile, when o'er that hour, The lights of memory backward stream, Yet feel the while that manhood's power Is vainer than my boyhood's slream. Years have passed on and left their trace Of graver care and deeper thought, And unto me the calm, cold face Of manlnnd,'and to thee the grace Of woman's pensive beauty brought. On life's rough blast ; for blaine and praise, The schoolboy's name has widely down ; Thine, in the green and quiet ways Of amotskrusive goodness known. And wider yet, in thoisglit and deed, Our still diverging paths incline; Thine, the Genevan's sternest creed; While answers to my spirit's need , The Yorkshire peasanessimple line; For thee, the priestly rite and prayer, And holy day and solemn psalm; For me, the silent reverence, where My brethren gather, slow and calm. Yet bath thy sfuit left on me An impress Time has not worn out, And something of myself in tkee,' And shadow from the past, I see Lingering e'en thy way-about ; Not lightly can the heart unlearn That lesson of its better hours, • Nor yet has Time's dull footstep worn To common dust that path of flowers. M'' The following amusing parody on the burial of Sir John Moore, was got up by some correapon dent of the Philadelphia Daily News, as a sort of burlesque on the late vrailing,s of the Pennsylvani an over the removal of one Simon Drum from a Post Office in a western county of this State. Sir Simon Drum. —A Parody. " Not a Drum trait heard," cfc. We buried him deeply, far out of sight. [lris forty year's service remembering,] Be the struggling Uniores misty light, And the gas-lamps dimly burning. • No wale's parchment enclosed his breast, Nor in sheet, nor in'shroud, wOwound But he lay like a " martyr," taking his rest, With his friends all sobbing around him. Few and short were the prayers we said, t [You had better believe nothing shorter ;J But we earnestly thought of the fate of poctr , Stubbs, And we joyfully spoke of the " morreT.r We thought as we laid him np . on the shelf, And took away his commission, How shockingly had old Ritelie would feel, That we had l nt first asked his permission. Lightly they'll talk of the spirit that's gone, And o'er his cold ashes upbraid him ; But nothing hell wreck, if they Jet him sleep on In the grave where Fitz Henry laid hina. Quickly and gladly we laid him down, From the place he had managed so queerly; We carved not a line, we raised not a stole, But we " left him alone most severely." More -Truth than Poetry. Want same, and the - world wll o'erlook . it, Want feeling—'twal find some exetise But if thew orld knows yan wazit You're Certain to get its nbuse t TbC wisest advice in existence, Is ne'er on its kindness to mill The best way to get its assistance, Is--show you don't need it all ! %nceor..—The follmring is an anecdote' of Dr. Jobn_wl : • Boswell once asked Janson if there was no pm aible tircutostance under which suicide , would be justifiable. , " No," was the reply. • .• " ' Well,* says Boswell, " suppose a man bad been guilty of some fraud that he !mew would bring in famy upon him and that be vas equally certain would be found out" " 'Why, then," says Johnson, " let him go totem° Ixecintry 'where he is nor knosn,. and not to the dell where he is kncrn.. A domestic, newly "gaged, presented to his master oneemu% a pan of boots, the leg of one of which was mush longer than the other. Row oases it, you rime, that these Soots aie not of the same ksgth r. _ - I really dolt know, air, but what bodies*, me the most te, that the pair down . stains are in the same fts.." " How is your wife to-day r add a friend of mum to sheath gentleman. '''Ph! moebe de sea, - ", Maid " ebe is no better, tail I am 'bald veerdde !yaps If she is gold to die, I wish she swag do tPoe, I feel am. nobappacray mind it lead* esse.. set*.eL When Ale die, reball not be aucebeldiasat abed* • We Were looking for the West report opoolpro tleiueres. pants lately: I York Yak hotio "PI there is not. rook aterape gootlemeare pieta this math!" Very-1414y, • ! Or A barrister observed tea learned • short titers rocs , thatAba arearisig • wee• kers was unveiesaionat. Rieke rlbett f o nld a lawyer caaaot be too bargaeedit " THE WILL OF THE PEOPLE IS THE LEGITIMATE SOURCE AN , in its bud. It was nothingless than this: to 1 • her up- in one of the centre rooms in the third st ; of the house; to prevent her leaving it by lee A Plain Statement of Facts. i i the doors and windows thoroughly bolted, at . s i i fuse her associates, by telling them, when BY lIIIIS. cou rt It t. Quitrents. Some sixty-five or , seventy .years age, a vessel ; called, that she waseither at school or Wasi at ' , '---s. from Boston arrived at one of the wharves in 1- lof the shops on business, or had taken a ride in Mrs. Smithadas a superb woman! So declared don. Among the hands on board, was one by e 1 country for her health• and to see some of her , the (lotting Job Smith, and so said a score of kr name of Tudor, a steady, respectable, and NV /1 ; larions, or by telling them something else eq 1 era, ps they anathematized !Job's success How abe looking young man, whoxeted in the capacity f destitute of truth. • 1 happened to throw herself'away upon inlets a plod . ' bothcooper and sailor. Very early one mom* Eliza generally received her meals' throu s , 1a , Xing; dull looking fellow, was quite marpriaing, but and befop any hand than Tudor had come upon • small door, in the evening, from the hands of her i these beauties take unaoccitmtable frr.s. deck, a Airing, beautiful and tolerably well dress d 1 unfeeling aunt, to whom her -cries for libera ion I As we have always been in Mra. Stitith's-confis female came tripping down the street to the vess I, ! from the lonely and dismal prision house, suer no ; deter, and happen to possess the key to her unac and inquired of Tudor, for the Captain. She sy • more effectual than-they would have been bad ey ; onzatable tie, we will, as an act of friendship, told that he had not yet erase, but she insisted u ; been directed to the idle winds. 1 dieulge it, ale with some other little matters, for on seeing him without delay, and with Tudor's pe - 1 Three years was the unfortunate girl thus ut 1 the Satisfacti of her traducers rni4on, proceeded to his berth, and arousing Ihr ; out from all communication with the world, wen 1 Mrs. Smith did not fall in lore with truch a corn , addressed him with, L I one morning her scanty breakfast was carrie to ' mOmplace sort o fellow am sub Smith, that's certain, "Good morning, Captain, I have called to see f her by an old female servant of her father. E ' . NO. young, !WY ever did such a thine His neck , you will marry me." S , once more discovering the face of her old friend and ' chilli was tool far behind the timei; he wore nei ! "Marry you I" replied the- astonished raptat. 1 servant, Juan, burst into tears, and attempted Sew- titer 'rmonstache or imperial, and wag shockingly believing her to be of a suspicious character, " lea ,c ' eral times to speak, but was unable to. Juan well inattentive in the matter of fang pocket band my vessel instantly, if you know what is for yo understood the meaning of these incoherent ob- l' fiefs, therefore it could not be expected. • interest" 1 bings, and satd, herself unable to speak from e o- 1 • Ifist such a Magnificent creature as Miss Amelia She next went to the mate's berth and asked tion, " Hush, hush, Eliza, mistress, speak not ; I' ; Wilton was not without a lover of the most an him if he would marry her, and receiving an ae- understand all. your tyrant aunt was taken d- ; preyed pattern. ; There wail a certain David Dash- ' swer similar to the captain's,.she went upon deck, dente ill last night, and the doctor says it is do bt- , wood,, who fonnd favor. in this- lady'l eyes, and i where Tudor wasengaged in some business, mid ful whether she long survives. I will see you a in a anuMed himself fora whole season, swearing almost put thelame question to him. • ; , 1 at noon and at evening. Same of your old sery is bible oatlusabout devoted attatinnent, eternal con " With all my heart," answered Tudor, in a hallf have lcng been planning means for your es- •e, stancy and a g-eat many more snelistasile manned eerious and half jocular manner. ; ' and are now in hopes of effecting it ;" and with ut . rties,,m which young men are proverbial Idealera. "Then," said she, "come along with me." 1 waiting. for Eliza's thanks and blessings, trip •ed But .when the firm of ,Vrdton, Daywater & Co., Tudor left his work and followed her, with mcS down stairs. failed, the disinterested 1 David disappeared, the tires which he afterwards declared he could never Eliza although unable for some time to partite as44pirit whd conn.ielled him onlylmows whre,,l satisfactorily account for eesn to himself. By the l of her simple repast, did so at last with a betlei• giving Miss Wilton an opportunity of discoviering, time they had reached the principal streets of the relish than she had ever known before. Her old ' that her,•"galbmt gay, Liattiazio" 'was Mat to be Ire- city many of the shops had been opened. The la- servaiits were still a ut the house and were bent lied Plain. ; cl 7 entered a barber's, follejwal by Tudor, beckoned upon her rescue ! minst welcome, soul-inspiring in- ; The lady, after A fortnight's weeping lum•to be seated, and ordeted the knight of the ral- telligence !• • herself into ukhgnatioa, and derived Maki zor to take off his beard and hair, both of which " What!" said she to herself, "is it possible t ' onnfort from the hardened than the " mel , operations he tinquestionalil7 greatly stood in need lamto be delivered from this vile place of en- mood." ;In her own mind denouncing . him A of She footed the bill, and they left the , Slam, but finement 1 Is it possible th.gdliere lives one a 0., worthless puppy, she resolved to steer Flea! of iall , soon entered a hat store. She requested thA the seeks riiy liberation and hahTmess ? Is it possi le such sweet yolnlis in future, and eatisciled bent& best lot of beavers in the store might be placed that all connected with the establishment—my Dru with humble, unpretending, Job Smith, who Tires upon the counter, and then told Tudor to , select establishment do not possess hearts of adamant I the very. antiseides of Davy DashwbodS wom. such a.one AR suited him. He soon did this, the God speed thee, Juan, and thy associates, in y It !sill be seen that Miss Smith was a of price was paid by the lady ! Tudor threw aside work of love and mercy." sense Sand she never repented of her choice; pot his old Tarpaulin, and left the store with his corn- It is unnecessary to detail all the minutia of t e even When her ;ci-devant lover returned, after lan , panion, in a bearer that would not hare disgraced scheme for Bliza's escape, and the several int r- absence of four ;or five year, disposed to be as Ar his Majesty the King himself. The next visit was views held between her and Juan for the the dandy attentive as ever. The lady felt OW the to the shoe store, where Toss.- ,".. o ass 1.....,, is m- ..taus -3-..... .--,-,1:--1. -Ll.-. —,...1.. A-- ---1- a. _ _-3...-.. ............—..„..,..--msuagen runrwitti much nts- 1 lecting a pair of books, nor the lady tu paying for it to say, that on the evening of the fourth day f- creti as well As sense. . . I them. , ter the above interview, Eliza was furnished a- " e daysare growing intolerably larg I" ate Tudor by this time was puzzled to disine the an instrument to unbar her window, and. as pro - poll, y ren:uirited, after baying endured him f or objeet the lady had in view, and it must be acknow- ; ised a rope ladder the following evening from o e • above rus, hour. , I ; 'eked he was apprehensive all was not right But of the windows in the room adjoining ; but havi e "4ii . days are alike to the miserable," insinnaied fully aware that lie had committed no crime to loosed the bars of the window the same even* g David. .1 make him dread the face of any mortal, wishing to,'' the instrument fur the purpose was put into I•r "I am sorry to hear you are so Wearable ; Lira ( y, see the end of the farce which" he considered Men . hands, she determined not to wait till the folio-mil tell me your onmplaint, and I probably ant sag fairly commenced, he was determined to press for- evening for the promised ladder, net knowing b t gee - ri remedy."; ~ ward, prepared for the worst. trusting every thing the plot of the servants might be discovered by hr I ",Can you not Alvin° r demanded he. to his guide and companion. He solicited from the . uncle, or by some of his children, and ,she - "I should judge-from your complexion, you were ladean explanation of her deigns, but she told ' (tingly went to work malthv a rope (if such it y Lill-ions,"harmonized Mrs. Sinith. k - ~ him to be silent and ask no questimess, and innuedi- 1 be called) from her bed clothes, by tearing them The huffiest David bit his !His but renewed the atelvled the way into a clothing store, with Tudor I strips and tying the ends together. After ti fe , charge. - , • .4 / at her side. Here Tudor was told tos' select the !hours labor, she completedler rope, but fearing 't "You have changed, Amelia, or you would kncjw ast suit of clothes in the store that fitted him, with t' might not be strong enough to support her, it as the cause of my sutfe ri rigs,--you Behold a victim Of cd,rrevondins, articles of clothing; and the sailorin sonic time before she dared attempt a descent. ' unrwpiited lov e!" - his doublet, tar bedaubed pantaloons and cheequer- But preferring death to a longer con fi nement, ad i " randon my' obtuseness 4 said the eit • -_ ed slsirt, was ill 9. few mintit toetosnorphe isi:o . . featit%thOt :,71e miebt, be, detected, she resolved. o i ensit 4 T, is 2 .' 1 b. '''' I"'''' n.r .:'''" . l 4 V . ' a -- a 4 fine a gentlemen, a- - far :13 appear.usee was cons make e attempt, resigning hersetf into' the han s twining Imes posit i on. . Marriage d oes csimusr e. cdrned, as had walked tbs. streets of that great rue- of Him who is the orphan's friend. She did n , c Iyossess no relit wluitever for lore ilfgers. • 1 tripolis for mans- a day. The bill at this place, as the attempt and was succealul. Yes, she w• ; David looked uncertain Whether to renew the well as at the oilers, nas pail by time lady. libcrnted from a prison in her own house, where i'm r ; charge, and Mrs, Smith intimated that housel.; and iTtlor's amazement was now cumple . e. lie nei- filthy lucre's sake, she had been confined by it r affairs required her attendanae elsewhere. _ 1 titer Imes what to say Sr think. Who the lade own simile, hut once more breathed the pure airs f • "Ah!" sighed 'the stupid ' orate; ", you were was, what her intentions were, he could not even freedom. This was about daylight. She irumed - made for better thine I Su 1 beauty should be surmise. He again asked for an explanation heists ately bent her steps towards the wharf where tl c ; secs—admired--radoredr ed upon one; but the only answer lie received was, Boston vessel lay ; and from that period in her it : " Thrust lam , adored by thy husband and ch.l - Follow me and be not alanned—all will be till she ushered her husband into her own boo. • ' dress," Amelia replied,hopmg • = talisnetniC words ' 'l explained hereafter to your entire satisfaction." the reader has already sm account of. would protect her from f er insults., "Ara} a One thing Tudor was obliged to acknowledge— , The surprised and horror-stricken uncle stood in : wife desires no 'tteacr kd, ,to lie allowed to the lads-, thus far, had done by him as well as he I mato astenslmmeit for some moments after being • minister to the domfurt of t • m she loveh 1 could have wished ;he therefore resolved to ask informed by Eliza of her marriage. She amiin rs- " Can it be possible." • ; • , ed Dasliwood, in no More questions, and to comply with all her me- peated her demand, " Leave my house in an Ism; credulously, "that such a be' • can content herself' quests and demand` ' Presently she conducted him thou monster," and then returnee to her husban 1 with strch - a life I Have you • • regrets fOr all yciu i n to a magistrate's office, and politely - requested the when the promised explanation was made." 1 I have relinquished I" i t , minister of the law to unite her and companion in Time amazement of Tudor and the transport f 1 - I have relinquished iron, sir," said• Mrs. the bands of matrimony. This was something of a his wife, at the sudden. change in their fortunes an ' Smith with dignity. ," If s• , mean the ;society of damper to Tudor, but nevertheless he silently conditions, may possible be conceived, but the girlhood, it is as:distasteful unmeaning as the ,yielded. the ceremony was soon commenced , and in certainly cannot be expressed. Being incompett. t societssof my childhood. If on allude to lovers, a few seconds the couple were pronounced man and to the task, I will. not attempt to describe th I they s are silly, uninteresting, irilolerislole; and I wife. scenes that successively , followed, the embraces f rejoice s thatthe game I bear power to protect 'Without uttering a word, or even eSchaneing a , the happy couple, and the kisses exchanged— me fram their impertinence. And wow, s ir, good kiss, Tudor and his wife now left the magistrate, , joy of the servants at seeing their old mistress on morning," and the indignant lia swept from the but not however, until she had given hini a guinea I snore set at .li be rty—t h e chagr i n, mortification, an apartMent I • _ . CHANGE OF FORTUNE. fur his services. The couple passed through the streets in silence—Tudor hardly knowing what he was doing, or what he had- done, certainly ignorant of where he was going or what awaited him ; and the thought= that occupied his wife's mind, the reader will soon be able to judge' for himself.— Turning the corner of the street, Tudor beheld a few iods distant from him, a splendid dwelling, to ward+ which the wife seemed to direct her steps as well as his own, and into the front door of which they soon entered. The room into which Tudor was ushered by his wife, was furnished in a style of the greatest magnificence.- She sat him in a chair, telling him to make himself contented for a minute or two, and then passed into another room. The - first one here to address her, was her nncle who,' on seeing her enter the room. jumped in es ti:ash:went from his chair, and palling her by name, demanded how she had escaped from her room, and where she had been. Her only answer was, " Yon fiend in human shape, I allow you just one hour to remote your effects from this house. The actual possession of my property you long deprived me of and vainly thought You had made arrange ments by which you mild - have deprived - me of it through life but I hate fritstrated you 'in your wicked antow mistress of my own hotrze,.for I was this m rent married, and my hus band is now in the front room." . 1 must now leave the newly married couple for a short time, for 'the pof reverting to the "Mrs.Vir- She the - dr previous histary of tor. She was the tun, child of a wealthy gentleman, -whom shall desig nate as Mr. A, not recollecting his actual name and for the same reason, I shall give his daughter the name of TM= He had spared neither time nor expense in the education of his daughter, she being the - aely 'object of his care and regard, his wife hav ing died l when she was quite young, and before his dh, Which took pLute when she was 14 or 15 tzars of age, be bad the satisfaction of witnessing tem of the most accomplished and beautiful young Wks of Londo • A short time previo us to his death, an arrange ment sae entered into'between Mr. A. ands broth er of his, by which his brother was to have posses -1 sion of his dwelling house-, his servants, horses, car 'lam aid such other !p as had not been deposited in banks for ' t his daughter, -to the time of her marriage, When the palmation of to be Peen up 14 her husband. It was tLs tooOrtiai at the *grummet that in the ease Eli o died *theaters:me t , gesresmecor yea to go to heave la and his • boatediately after thadeath of Mr. A., his broth -er rentored into his d . willing; Eli= boarded in his y: Med irreriZ 'Went on -eery agreeably far sand siontba, Einediscarcred in-her tin elt- and his family, the manifestations that she s kim nes* -41se reason for which from lest hats alrr*dyr_ said, mast be obvious to every reader. Velneltily -Ow she did not discover th e diabo li cal plot in ieliSOU to frustrate it MONTROSE,' PENN'A. disappointments of the inhuman uncle and his l ily—the kind congratulations of old friends am acquaintances—the parties that were given by Mn Tudor, as well as those attended by her and he husbands—their many rides into the country, 4-e. One plea ant morning some four or five days a 4 ter the marriage, the attention of the officers and hands 6el..nging to the Boston vessel was direct to a splendid carriage, - drawn by two cream colo horses richly iximparisoned, which was apprOachin the wharf, and in a few moments halted immedi ately in front of the vessel. The driver dismount ed the box and let down the steps of the carria, a gentleinan gorgeously dressed, stepped out, an. assisted the lady with corresponding habiliments alight; filly then stepped on bared the verse when the gentleman asked the captain what po 1 he was from, how many days he was perf. 1 the passage, when he intended to return, the amoun Sof hire for Rassengers, and other questions of lik 1 nature, receiving appropriate answers to the same • asked leave to examine the cabins ace= modatioiis of the vessel, (all the while avoiding t far as possible, the scrutiny of the captain) Whi ; were very courteously :_}sown him. He then o. ?served that he and his lady had some thoughts o soon starting for America, and in case they conch ded to do .so, assured the captain they would ta il : 1 passage with him. They then left the *in, but 1 before leaving the vessel the gentleman turned to 1 the captain and mid— i " Capt. (calling him by natne).befare leav ing your vessel, permit me to 'make you aequelintea teak Mrs. Tudor r. It was not till that moment, that the captain and those around • him, recognized 'in the ilegangy dressed gentleman, their old friend and companion —Tudor the cooper,—they supposing that some Bad if not fathkailsident had befallen him. I once more leave the reader to judge the congratulations that now ;followed, and the healths that wero,drank The remainder of my imperfect sketch is soon told. Tudor distributed the wages coming to him ;among his-fervor associates, bade them good bye; but not however, until he had ,extracted a promise from the captain and his crew to tail as often as possible upon him befOre sailing—left the vessel, entered his , carriage, and was., driven to his own door. 4 Tudlr bit wife lived three& ,life upon the most, ainimble terms, and were blessed with pros verity and an obtldient and respected circle °f ella 'dren. flonie years alter his marriage, he ,returned . to his native pliee, Boston, where he built two or three wharves. that bear his name to this dsy.— They aftarwardS returned to . London where they died as tbe) , had lived since their moron, hetteveclbY 11 wbo enjoyed their acquaintsuce:.. Missares or Auntoes.—llowlben, Thomas, what, ere yen btesieg, off mywrithwtatie thee I "On ly the piper what's istittco all ever, sir; I aid toed& the clean!' • • THE HAPPINESS OF THE PEOFLEF THE TRUE END OF GOVERNMENT?' THURSDAY, JIINE 7 1 , 1849. From the Lady's Wrciatk %it) PASilii r oeßYS'' AtIVENTURE. hut ory - i ..Lilo the "Ir6-hanatt, who Was uncereinoniously ejected from theLstairs, Dmattrood understood that he was expected to depart, but he could not con : ceive it possible that Amelia was really indifferent to his attractions He remembered the - days when Flie leaped on his arm in all the confidence of early I ; love; and he world not beliere that all her youth ful tenderness had faded knit her heart.. I Her con duet was the resilt of pique, maned he,;of duly-- ' anythit but indifference—and then to pretend to be fo)id of such sin old Uwe as Smith! 'Maw! '• ; One day whenl the Smiths were at dinner, a note , 1 was brought foil the lady, which she •esul, and handed; to her hushutd. I "I do not deserve to tormented thus," said she, whilepars . Of indignaltuffused kier beauti ful eye*' . I • Smith regarded 'her with surprise, anti read as follows: 1 " I will call die evening at trlight. If you are ! faithfulto your early love, receive me by that soft,. uncertain !light. I "Dsswirotm." i • ' , Nottsetve, Mocha, the. felloveli a fool r said ' Smith. : " 11l giva necessary ceders to theiterrants, 1 and takecue no shill Ilh longer he ; 111 Moje4 Iby hie - ' ; • ! ; - Mali I fiery laubsod weal have ImrseirHpped the offender, andlthus given a ruinous pubility 'te tbe affair. Not so Hr. Smith. . • 1 The lover came at: the . ." ted thne,‘ind wad shown into the parlor, where twilighdeepr enettand darkened by the w' , , dra per.' Mn: Smith. wax abroad, but her hull ~ . de mur ly Ma vac - haudnieiL - I ' Irmress the - ptui)me of witoessini hi; interview Smith. . . . Pillar of Salt=6-Loft - Wit.; .1' The following account of a Pilliii et . ssa l l i ti t Dead! See., fancifully called Lot's •W es isteke) • from a Narrative of :the Ir. S. 'Expedition to i' { ; Dead 'Zed, by one , of the party: ' • ' I 1 In pulling roraid the shores of the Sea We Easy Joe Bruce. , immense 0 - limn, rounded and titeret-shapeld - ,, / towards tie southeaSt. This - , we were'told BY H. HASTINGS WELD. -1 Arabs, wto the Pillar of Sat in which Lot . " Whew-ew-ew r'' Whistled Mr. Joseph Alice, r was cumised at the overthrow of Sodom. - II perhaps we should rather say Joe Bruce, for, as I some difficulty We,,kinded here, send our tie , was a noble, easy fellow, nobody thought otallo - commend6r and Dr. Andexion obhittied * , et ing him more than half his name, or of any this e I from it, And Mr. Lake tools a 'sketch of it Ou else that belonged to him--" I see by the{ pap r I boat's crew landed also, and their - cat-hash/ that Hawk & mupy have assigned. I meant gratified by their gatheting`specist• 1• ena r settio free hare secured my debt-syestei !" He left his coff a its summit and others from its base . csit tratt'' half drank, stumbled over the threshold, and we t erect, and{ found to he sixty feet in height, and fort almostat a run to -the counting room of Hawk , I 'feet hi circumference. We ca t like sutpoie• would lave s e av i :d if his d t eb s t pee as a i o t n w i as, he h a e ll i * . : • be .i tn . - t i i s - ro A n ' s ..4 e w g i usre a ,;t a bo l. , 3- , e e t: otr of tills' M arge co 6's' t if,: 2 ; : '{th'. in season to put on his name at the bottoni of a ' that the statue of Lot's wife was equal to dia l . dozen and a half preferred oneq, to receive ten pr : of-salt which the Bible speaks of Let - that ipilla cent. He went back to his unfinished - break t be Where it may, and whatever be its stiz., the with what appetite he might. ' ' ' I will not probably credit that this isthe pillar.- “Why didyou neglect this so lung Mr. Boater! ,‘ i Their preconceived notions having nimb , le dew' said his helpmeet and comforter, ' i j• the matter, they would have every body thiek tha " I meant to have attended to it yesterday, irt{ , ; she wasas , once transformed into a Column of V• dear." ' fine grained beautifully white saltealeout flier fee • " You meant ! That is always your way :M.s. ,:or 'a few mess mere in height,i mid ba s e s• e v . s - Bruce. Yon eareleisly neglect your busines to the that of ii - common-sized person of - the teineteenti last moment, and thenput yourself in a hasteM and , century. .Be that as it may, no tWo indshave aheat for nothing, my dear.' ' ; perhaps, formed exactly the same lopinian on tin. , "Kean Mrs. Bruce-1" / matter who have not visited -this-spot: o t , .. But Mrs. Bruce did not allow him a chance le {we arc, around this immense column s . and le de him to defend hin • IL On she went in the most lit is really{ of solid rock salt, one may of r grestall approved conjpgal annee, to berate him for his ( ration. It is in the vicinity which is pointed o initcarelessness and • ention.• - - .1 lin the Bible in relation to the matter in ritiestions " 4 Really, Mr& Bnce--" • /Ito be diet only one of the kind here. e And the And it' was really Mrs. Bruce, for few of the ./sr,ito of the district to. Thom thisfillarisinte po d feminine, and none of the masculine gentler, could out, declare it to be Bo of Lot's wife, the identical have kept • pace with her. Certainly easy Joe pillar of MR, to which the Bible : has telereaces -the could not: The clatter of a cotton-mill would not tradition having been liMelerdowiiifrma em It sue have been a eiretnristruice, to - the din •she raised= - ceedlng generation, as: the Americans will nay. we dotibt whether a philippic again.st some of . down to susceedin,g generations the tou4itiou of Bars those said Mills, from the lungs of Benton Textiles', ker's Mil iMonument in !Boston. My -own opinion could bevel:teen heard above her voice. Easy Jo ,of the matter is, that Lot's wife having lingered pulled a cigars:sue out of his pocket—clapped . i behind in 'disobedience to the express ctiumsand ot i i feet! on the fender—and it almost seemed that th i God--given in order to secure her Safety--sliebe smoke rendered his cars impervious to the ,bleati. / came overwhelmed in the sl.w.esalding fluid„artdi 0.--s. or sear gemae mutts 111.9 Irvine, Esi p - b.clll was , formed the-model {or •foundation of 'this extraordi- 4 his Counterentee, as the vapor escaped in graceful I nary colts:inn. If it has been produeed bye:miaow, volumes from his mouth. People overshoot the {: by enteral causes, it is but right to suppose that mark. sometimes—Mrs. Brace did. Had she spared • others might be found of a similar descoption„— : her oration, - the morning's loss would have indiiced. • One is siatrcely able s to abandon the ideasthat it l her husband to hare been punctual to his business i stands Lore as a lasting memorial of God's pettish-A, for one day at least As it was, he took a stet of . ing it most deliberate act of disobedience s eernedi pride it neglecting it under her lecture. . I at atime when he was about to show distingtitshedi " Breeze - away, Mrs. Bruce." • regard for the very person. We carefully bniughtl "Breeze away, sir I Breeze awayl I wish I • away our; apecimeat„ intending to show them tos could impart one tittle of my energy to you, Mrl • • our friend: ,in Ai:sodas when we 'shall haVe the' Bruce—l---I" 1 , , good fortuse to arrive there and tall; with theism - p.. 1 Bruce spring to his feet,'and crash! cerise an el-, on the subject. This end of the •sett is 'very sleds egant mantl clock down upon the hearth. { : low; wad sts watos more dense, } pore Spit ,Ailti ' There, Mr. Bruce! That clock had stood there : whoti they are o greater depth; 'here it is *inn three months without fastening—a single screw: one to five; feet in epth.. We now leave 'This " Pa would have saved it—but--" , ' 1 lar cif Salt and return to, our boati.. - richly ladini " You meant ! .Mr. Bruce ; you meant went pay: 1 with specitnens from it. We cross' the sea, ands* the damage, nor Hawk ck, liarn's note ! YouLtain sounttleis s iss wooer wso los L_' • ---- Ilitice ---- 7eire - riiiiiiii - tind --- cloak. In --- iifeentin-p 1 utes he was on 'Change. Nobody would read its : his - face any traces of the late matrimonial, breeze,l • and nobody would have suspected from his counts- , nance that Hawk tt Harpy failed in his - debt, Easy - Joe Bruce. , ' " Well, Mr: Bruce, they've routed Ishii." I. " Who r . 1 " Our friend Check Pingree was chosen Presi-, d en t of th e . bank, this morning. One vet/ • , : would have stopped him." . e Mow very unlucky. I meant to have been present to vote for Check myself" " Never mind, Bruce," saidsinother. "You are a Inekst man. iThe news of the great fire at. Speiel- Iville los just reached town by express, and I eon gratulete you that you were fully insured." " Not a penny !" said Bruce. "My policy ex pired last week, and I meara to have got it reuew ed this morning. .. • Joe posted home in no very happy humor. When an easy man is fairly up, he is the most tuitita y and unreasonable man in creation. { Mrs. Bruce, b(" staying at home to hear, Yon scold, I have lost thousands. I meant to lutvegot 'insured this rimming—l did not—Speedvi ll e is llbureed down, and I am a beggar" , " Why did•vou not, do it yesterday, Mr. Enke ?" " I was thitikin s si of Hawk and Harpy." . " Thinking,! Why did you not secure yourself r -- r Tama to, but= "Bnt—use no' butss-" { I " You are in excellent spirits, Mrs. l3ruceJ , , " Never in better." i„ ' " Vastly fine, madam. We are beggars." : Mos Bruce sat down, Clapped her' feet on,the - fender, after her husbenls manner in the-moreing. • "We are beggars, madam," Bruce repeated; " Very good—l will , take my guitar, and {you shoulder the three children. 'We'll play: utt er Mr. Hawk's window first, and then under ; Mr, y's, andithen we wilLbeg our way to SO:ti le, to plaeytnthe tulles of what was once your ory—whr.h yon meant to have *urea : I timid like begging above all things." 1 " You abothinable -Woman I shall go mad." y : "Don't I beseech you, Mr. Bruce. They put Mad I be= e in BedLinl." fer { 1 ' _g l om elto door, Ins wife interce ted I . m. " Idere..„Jseph,ls a paper I meant to • v ' • . wit this morntng.s. . "itspoliey I And dated yesterday !" , . - Y r you want to get it renewed today— ro lit should be doue yesterday—so I told Your {talk. from you, to do h. Am I not an dismissible omen l' . .„ { " When I said.so, I was in a pet. , , I meant-- "No more' of that, Joseph. Now tell me wile is: , ;rst on Hawker anti Ihepy's assigninetn.". " Your brother!, ' • • I " His chtini covers ion both! : , .. " You are revel r I . - Easy Joeheinune sit altered Ir an, and his wife released from her Watch over_ his nut-door bus- I CA. She some some : years before. him—but We • • halfliselln to susr thatafter berdeath Joe 1 y relapsed into is old halbits—ee true it is, IlLekebit ist al second nature. Both were harietlta o .. gre whbe v er e tw y e ard e z thw t ee S to pee m, d ivigoi v! tad U i e r. Bac , im rn d ire `ou d. r s onth erog is velosr * istr eir; : o . n l deil ogl ii , n t. komr sixnet watea hing l ike the f ,w oll iu o: sa ng, r ,:vel t a jo { wife." 1 ; { n + • -, r•:--t ,, -- .0 Where 'nip s h e hail l { v , . •; . otnisit I .'t kdow., _1 F l asTJois always' faid - he eats eta isee ansobeftsk Over her, but i t - never r ,d..i „ ,_, ,H The discomfited hero depaAed in the night ,r: and was never heard of afterward, while Xr. J. Smith preserved to this dav, as mementoes of , precipitate flight, the hat, gloves,and cane, as we as "The mat. he left behind him." _ _ ' Giand J oat "" ' few da ;Axe 6 nrf. , I Ewa. . , g , " -- A' - ' illnorenin bpi : • . 16 I.- lbeC od d mil y , . • - end before oliiiptiessist . ,lumfbom.. , _.....!._ , ~y,o4pmaile him •11 loPrunnumon% 2 4 o Zr uc. :1.. .is folleWe t : " Ir'in mg it° lry ' , oi r ov • ,',•'*: his sager at ! him) let me "Op 7 _., , • tosi,,ageare' 1a1m;4441497.3.1111" ki affear ' 74 andwith Sr WO dam: - a W* 1 6414 ' A-r-t• ' ' rcifloa...ti ` itleewiraw heinntot lamb - bk .: _he hi' al tiro Judge, only dee o cda - . , . lad mo• • i - 1 - s t • ' (4b4t : fo ismit-likit-' , ,a'v'''' , :.f. us. W Il i ad brayed all the dangrs ciltheJoat•die,, in its ,streant and on its banks, and the iveuhitr storm; on the Dead Sea, and now a new spetinten of the tilers to which man is sqlSect The fearfu Ecorelking sirocco - rag & - around, threat Olin 113 with suffixiation and blindnegsand - cat** almost insupportable thirst. The "1167 lifireos- , , priere" tAleins as though it . would doom us to the very fate id the unfortunate citizens . who not lie engulphedi below otir boats; but wejearletedyTull away untd, coming- to 7place calical"hieseish,". we land arnidst the raging heat of the" wire ladd_ attire .encainp for the night, d—- - - 'The Best Yet - ..l The K4kerbocker tells , of a place dawn *et where the ti t old fever rages with' remarkable: fury; which is n to little increasedhy - thepracticaljhke: of a young twyer who prptends- to receive many. letters fro/ the gold repo/A: ti ' he :reads' to those gapi. g barnrikins who arse Me at his`Off/Ca la order - have their credulity -Stretehed...*The' followingi his latt* mitOve: t t fi t . " We ''iced att,',s an Francisco_ weeks, ago yesterday, nd after stopping there four, days to ''iced recruit an make preparadons w set lout forthe gold count ..' The country on t banks - of the 1 Sacrament + is exceedingly - fine,• and the ....toil 4. mosf fertile. We passed several teat fields Which, had just b en reaped, and 'won! . yield over two; hundred I) shels to the acre. There is; much one drawl . ck ; this; neighborhood is: mneh ideated, • 1 with noxio 'slserpents, and more than. as _Moly as _not, in picking up a; bundle,of wheat, yen will take' 4 a huge rattlesnake in your arms! 'Wnpaased aim; . up the rivtir without mah-ing much stop , itta'spoti . -we. came to Elie gold region, We liond the gold ;- in small g4ins or particles. My compsin stopped to _ tiler it, / but I `thought I wnuld keep • • ''an and go . the head . quarters, • if .I could's, find them. ' I s th manelto where I found tlie.-pree6iii . inemlln la':ps as large as a waimit. Penetrating the coon farther, I ftnual;ii becamemozgplenty; and .1-freq 4 ally noticed pieces of gol, ..ther,sise of a common a kettle. In fact, theA . ...irit!u • we ,et , the conners ih many places- reMind me , . of our New nog, d cornfields:after the'edni his betnire-' moved, and before the pempkins'"are - githerair - -:: Still I - did of stop there, but kept onteritinit,ll4 . : river:. Lk the canner was,,brohen and motni-. tainous, an. boulders of gold,; bithe size ,of a' five,. pail kettle, ere quite mutton.) r ame•sitlen to a mOonti 'tit in which I suppose: _Buy river • its este. 0. the side of my appmae , h it •wak-terjr, precipitous. - At, the base or p , hUg l3 air t ,l l 1 "1" up and{ saw 4 'bout one hundred - and fifty eat itheiit . me; and al - oat over mill - oak:a - Mass of iielikthi.i . ring gold, . rge as- a; bunch L af_ screired,haYt-lt. seemed to • ',suspended - by $ single,ret, orisne..,. Lid noth' within° but niy . gmai it was lidded ; ith a hall, Mid - my first thought '',l9,i-* fib 4 etl the d by wyieb the_ 'glittering nissiitai lung! hut , .k r as on the, point of- fung..itactlitt--- ed tome 4 I did, the gtldAvpuld infitltil#,•Cllt - -. ti ei t n inc and ' ' nie.,l so 1 , -..,....r- - -,-- 1 ...., `, :i, ._ /fere 'the ieader was niSiiripted` by -a fAiltaiir, 4 crus ' nth ajl ly..dovelarked mitiv,:e4U.etssinl*lale.',l les ,tr d with wonder,t and txtbacco.,Kin*,*- - l b n!.g . down comer of mouth, who ;out 1 lh, "By t under I Fa a fired r_ ; . __, ..-:i - ., , .1 , „.,,, - i ~•.. ~ mow --Maintain a4 - 4:ebtaidant. l wateftist.;' A' - . , against li,dctipeatii spirit ;' tit MA, tiur - " k , . : .•. -- „,,,,.:.:i i, ~, 4. • : shy:preposition • to a firm and ~ e .. ._ _ "1 1 - 9• o o'hwc,i•somelfiralt swiiinsitciabls . giosiiik_ ..:, , and, - till y have =Wed Ittimme-deq''-04*Pv';J deuce: til yen have niined,the-pt ::1 'Mei,' se d' the Matter • thsnaga',.. - ,.''' ~.. 4 4 !11, 3 so Cic a l a e/inlet ber fitittfa • •'`',i7 . ":.' a n -where en l ' ..ZOlt (Inoldidt r ifintiOn.,7 Jf',?' ” 4 4 , nut too lyi,.net. len:-ItelfilirtAr: ~7, 4,51.144;44, eSB**lle4 in lea - TOPP4-07..;:11agA., : .-,' ~,1; g . it mariner romemberhitlklutV,lintstaltare;. .- 2i I ,wityir l i-t t stiYial P ini!4*'o*"*l4.#4l.;-.1,-, ~ 6wit die-if;,..4i401 , .. I,* is splendid, .biliath4'sil,(olo2lo . : ' . 4. • ii 4 r . ..er, and It atostMitilrable 5u1i0r:8'.... 7 .-:1, ....',;' 1 --f i. - .- _' - '...- ':--...'..; tl-i• "-I,