NIONTROSE, PA., JUNE 20,187 . 7. giunutroo. ROW RE GOT INTO TROUBLE. sanders is a great winker.. He , can't .talk tb you two minutes with Out enforcing his point with a drop of one of his upper eyelids; he never takes a letter out of the office without w i n king at one of the clerks; be winks when be duos you, and gives you ai sly one - when he pals a bill. When he meets a nd greetb you on the street, it is always with Significant clos lug of the left eye, and When he has a stunning piece of news to tell you, his wink is one of the . gravest import.import.The =world moved along smoothly enough with Sanders until last. Fri day. Up to that time he had gone winking and a long peacefully enough t and no.clouds h a d oscured his happiness; I?ut a pall is .hang ing over Sanders now, and ffie has no charms f or him. It's all his wife's faith, he says. She had no business sending him to a 'millinery store. She wanted a Low to match one on her hat, and she started , Sande off to procure it. He entered the store-whistling, and when one of the shop girls approadbed and said, "Good morning," he winked andreplied, "Good morn ing." The girl blushed and looked nervous; Sanders displayed the bow , and said : " , Got anything to match that ?" and winked again. The girl vanished to 'the back room with flaming cheeks, leaving Sanders to stare after her in open mouthed wonder. In a min ute or two the boss milliner,-who had been in formed of his actions, appeared. She was high ly indignant, and as' she slammed the door be hind her said, "Sir—" "Good morning, madame," • and banders "Fine day, ain't it, now ?" and a wink was un consciously slung at the lady. She bridled up instantly. "6ir, the conduct— 1 "Of that girl !" interrupted Sanders. "Oh, that's all right ; never mind her—little bashful, eh ?" Another tremenduous wink. "I cannot permit such conduct, air. , It is shameful and insultisg." • • , "Not at all; not at all," says Sanders; still off the track. "Don't say another word ; we un derstand each other." • - Another potentous wink. ,The milliner vanishes, slamming' the back door behind her, and Sanders sinks into a seat ejaculating: "Well, ril be doggoned.l" But he bounced up quick when a gentleman entered; and calling him "an old hippopotamus,: pro ceeded to divest himself of his coat and squar ing off at Sanders cried out: ' "Now, then, come onl" "Why, bless me, what does this mean ?" said Sanders. • "Oh, yes, you're a nicee one, you are What sort of a place do you take this tor, coming around and insulting women and girls with your winks; "tome on I" sand he danced around Sanders. Re got one in on Sanders over the eye ; his left duke felt of Sanders' ribs, while his right rattled around all over Sanders' mug, and when he got through withßanders that individual WAS as badly demoralized as a t it pig in a whirlwind, and he never to nd out what it was all about until the mi ll iner' hui band, who had ascertained his habit, 'cal on Sunday and apologized. Sanders shook : ands said it was all right, and was just about to wink again when he checked himself and said : "Blame it, I'll swear off from thathabit and then he turned and winked at the wall to enforce the oath. STRUCK A BONANZA. A Decaturiatreet grocer took a sugar-cured ham from its yellow overcoat the other day, stuffed the canvass with saw dust, and hang it temptingly before his door as a sign. ` , Yesterday Short•legged Jim came along and seeing the decoy, remembered that the old ' omen was out of meat and concluded he'd ap propriate what he termed the "big bonanza." Watching his chance he soon had the yellow 'fraud under his arm making for home. , "Ole 'owman, hyar's a hate o' meat I fotched yer," he said as lie deposlpsi his prize. "Look hyar, nigger, whar in the name ob de Lord did yer fotch up wid all that ham?" "As' me no quischuns ale. I'll tell ye no lies," said Jim evasively. I • "Well, it duz look sorter like ole times ter see so much meat as dis in er. house. Clar to gra shus dat man Hayes ain't no slouch ob a Presi dent,—am he, Jim?" "Shet yer fly-trap, ole 'oman;'wot de debbil You know 'bout Hayes? • Fotch me dem scis sors an' le's sample dis ham." The scissors cut two or , three stitches, and the sawdust began ;to pour out. There were two dark laces made darker by the revelation, and it flashed through Jim's mind that he hadn't struck a big bonanza, after - all. s' "See hyar, Jim, 'pears ter me dat of I couldn't steal a shore-null' ham I wouldn't steal a bag ob sawduel" Then Jim went down town fully aatisfled that aen's not gold that glitters:'.'--Eaduings. A clergyman recently aroused his sleepy aadience by asserting in the most positive manner that, 4 notwithatinding the bard Oniee, the wages of tit has not; been' cut down one , iota. , , That bull dozing down South troubles the newspapers exemlingly. Why dou't somebody Wake the animal up t • - • r - The obituary of a:boOk agent avg.. , A -kie was a man of markid ,composure of nutaaer., - Marriage is described by a Preach cynic as a tiresome book With ve7y Au.preface; be4etie* FURNITURE ALICTIMPL"E" Baying Moved from . his Old Quarters, No. 16 .ohenango Street, to Is prepared to welcome the former customers of the honse and all new. comers. We have every facility for putting our goods at moderate prices, for the best otwork larThe business conducted in all its ,branches.- . 88' Washington Street, " BINGHAMTON, V. Y. XTRA BARGAINS CLOTHING, HATS, CAPS, Men's and Boys' BOOTS and SHOES, Ladme Misses', and Children's Fine and CoarSe SHOES, DRY GOODS, , Notions, Hosiery, Black Alpacas, Cashineres, Serge, Muslim, Sheetingslcc. Best prints, remnants Yard wide sheeting Ladles' congress gaiters Good boots Good cottonade pants BUTTERICK'S SUMMER CATALOGUES NOW READY., May 30,4877. BEST JOB PRINTING BILLINGS , STROUD, GENERAL FIRE, LIFE AND I''ACCIDENT INSURANCE ,AGENT, 11Xcort.trcanse• Pao Capital Represented, €1100,000,000 Fire Assotiation of Phil.; Capital & Assets, .$ 3,500,0 Insurance Co. of N. A., Phil., " 1 " 5,000,000 , Pennsylvtnia Fire„ Phil., ' ' " ‘ .1,700,000 Ins. Co.ot the State of Pennsyl vania, Phila. Pa.; 4.1. " ', 700,000 Lycoming of blauncy, Pa. " " 6,000,000 Lancaster of Lancaster, - 4',‘ %I 400,000 Newton of Newton, 1 " . 41 150,000 Home Ins. Co., N. Y., Si " &000,000 Nationalll 11 " " ' , 450,000 .Commercial'Fire " - 11. ' ' .450,000 'Fairfield Fire Ins. Co. South Norwalk, , Conn. • " -. " ' 325,000 Atlas •%. t, " . " .500,000 Royal Canadian, of Montreal, Canada, .. •• ' • • 1.200,000 Liverpool,. London & Globe, of Liverpool Eng., '• • " '.. 97,000,000 Providence Washington, of -1, • Providence, R. 1., 4, " 600,000 Trade Ins. Co. Camden, N, J. • • " 270,000 Patterson Fire Ins Co. Patter son, N. J. '' la , 340,0L1 Conn./lit:mud Lite I cc. Co., Aseette $40,000,000 American Life, Phil's. ` . $5,000,000 ACCED6T. Travelerslns. Co., Hart., Capital and Surplus $8,000,000 Railway Passengers .6 $500,000 Theunderslgnedhasbeenweiknowninthiscounty,for thepast 20 years, as an Insurance• Agent. Losses . sus tained by his Compainies have always been promptly paid. isr-Offtce wpstairs,in building eastirom Banking Office of Wm. -H. Cooper &Co., Turnpike street.. 'BILLINGS STROUD, Agent. CHARLES H. SMITH, }, Office Managers. AMOS NICHOLS, S. LANGDON, Solicitor. Montrose. Jan. 5. 1876. • • P M kik, * 7 ' la ail :";TIP/Z V PLANING MILL AND LUMBER YARD! In order to better accommodate the community.the undersigned- has established a depot for the sale of Lumber Manufactured at his newly-erected building on the:old Keeler tannery Site, in the HEART OF TOWN where will he kept constantly on hand. A full stock of WHITE AND YELLOW PINE, HEMLOK, OAK, ASH, ,MAPLE AND BLACK WALNUT LUMBER, which,with the aid of the most improved machiney and competent workmen. is preparedto work into any shape to meet the wants of Customers. WELL SEASONED LUMBER, INCLUDING SLUNG FLOORING. CEILING, SHINGLE AND LATH CONSTANTLY ON RAND. Planing, Matching, Mouldinges and Scroll Sawing done to order. WAGON, CARRIAGES & . SLEIGH, F l7r77°l7 T : i in connection witn the above establishment. under the management of Mr. R. H. Rogers. Examine our work before leaving your orders elsewhere. Repairing done promptly: A. LATHROP; Montrose, Beptembe4 29th, 1875. BENGI - :WSITON .BOOK ' BINDERY -I P. A. HOPKINS &ISONS, PRORliCit:))lB No. 41 Court Street, $d Floor, Binghamton, N. Y. ALL STYLES OF BII4DLNG AND;.ILANK.. , :BOttI( MANUFACTURING AT REASONA.ItiIi PRICES. Bizghtun.ton, May &1,1876.-94 - 11' Old-Stand of E. D. Rowzisox RE-OPENED ! RE- . OPENED=! R&OPENED SS Waddington St., Blnglmton, are now offered in All wool broadeloth coats $8.50. AT THIS LIFE. Stout wool mixed pants Good working snits Good wool mixed snits • Good line all wool snits Diagonal snits, coat, pants and wilt ' 4 I PA .75 I 3.50 I WEEKS, MELHUISII & CO: AT THE LOWEST RATES meg. CHEAPER THAN BUTTER vm - in Mint POTED are. the prices of clothing how - offered by Webster, the clothier of Binghamton. • • The prices are ranch less than they were twenty years :ago, and probably lower than they will be again after this season. - Just see Wkat - a lit* money will buy._ • MEN'S CLOTHING. , Good cotton pants Stout wool mixed pants .... 1.. 75 Stoat working suits ' 5.09 All wool business suits . . I ... 8.50 Air wool plaid and striped suits - ... 9.50 Basket worsted suits . 10.00 Genuine silk mired suits 11.50 Harris cassimer suite .. 13.00 Fine diagonal suits : .... •.. 16.00 Fine broadcloth coats, all wool . • 8.50 All wool doeskin pants .... • 4.50 A good linen coat ... .... .75 A good'aipaca coat 1.75 A good duster .... 1.25 Boys' Clothing-4 to 101, years.- Cottonade suits !.... .I.go Satinet, suits . 8.25 Wool mixed suite .... 4.50 Fine wool suits . . 6.50 French worsted suite . 8.00 \ Boys' Clothing-9 to 15 years. Cottonade suits .... 3.00 Satinet suits 4.50 Wool mixed suits 6.03 Plaid and striped snits .... ... 7.00 Basket and diagonal 'suits .... 8.00 For Boys-15 years to Men's sizes. The same kinds and styles as men's goods, at about 25 per cent. less in prices. , These - prices are offered only as an in ducement to cash buyers and those from a distance. It pay you to come for= ty miles to buy your spring and summer clothing at these figures. . EVERYBODY KNOWS THE OLD STORE. , U. H. WBI3BTBR, Rt. • 62 and 64 Court Street. May 16,1877. Binghamton, N. Y. NEW ARRANGEMENT The Paulo's Drug Oros I. N.. ,BULLARD, PROPRIETOR. R. KENYON.Draggiat a Apothecary. PATENT MEDICINE EMPORIUM ! The undersigned would respectfallyannonnce to' all the people everywhere, that to his already extensiv stock and variety of Merchandisein the Grocery, Pro vision,and Hardware:line. He has added a very choice assortment of PURE DRUGS, PATENT MEDICINES, BRUSHES; PER FUMERY, &c.. which he flatters himself he can assure the public they willfind it to their advantage to exam ine before purchasing elsewhere. To all Physicians in this section of the county, he would respectfully an nounce that he hassecared the Services of R. Kenyon. as Druggi st and Apothecary, whose long experience and acknowledged care and ability, entitle him to your en. tire confidence in the line of compounding medicines orpreparing prescriptions, and who would also esteem it an especial favor to receive calls from any of his old -ustomers or new ones. Will make the Patent Medi sines a specialty. Also Domestic and Foreign Mineral Watere 7 an extensive stock. Also fine Groceries— ""''' LEIBIG'S EXTRACT OF BEEF, FRESH SALMON PICKLED & CANNID CLAMS. LOBSTERS, PEAS. CORN. BEANS; c•-` OYSTERS, &c., &c. in fact, anythng and everything that is ordinarily need ed, Respectfully- soliciting a call, I remain I. N. BULLARD. Powder!• Powder! Powder Blasting, Rifle and Shot Powder, Shot, ,Lead, Gun Tubes, Cape, Pouches, Flanks, Fuee, dsc., lc " lc " for sale i r N. M WARD. Montrose, Snot. 9, 1874—tf. WORK =MEE REMOVAL -AT MME x .. . Tats ~.. _ ._.. It_:~V ~- n GLENN'S SULPHUR - SOAP. THOROUGHLY CURES DISEASF.S OF - THP, SKIN, BEAUTIFIES IHE .COMPLEXTOIV, PREVENTS . AND REMEDIES RHEUMATISM AND GOUT; HEA. - S SORES AND ABRASIONS '• OF THE CUTICLE AND COUNTERACTS ? CoNTAGION. - This Standard Remedy'for Erup.- tions, Sores and Injuries of the Skin, not only. ; REMOVES FROM THE.Coxtrt.mott ALL BLEU-. ISH arising front .)%:atimpurities of the . blood' and obstruction of the pores, - btit *also those produced by the sun and wind, such as tan and freckles. It renders the: - ctITICLE • MARVELOUSLY CLEAR,' SMOOTH and. PLIANT, and being a WHOLESOME„SEAUTIFIER is f. 4. preferable to any costhetic . :' AT.L THE REMEDIAL ADVANTAGES OF SUL 'PHUR BATHS are inSure4.SßY - THE • USE OF Glenn's Mehar - Soap, whiCh in .addi tion to its puri fying eltects, remedies and PRE VENTS RHEUMATISM „and • GOUT. It als - o DISINFECTS 'CLOTHING' and LINEN and PREVENTS DISEASES COMMUNICATED BY CONTACT with the PERSON. . • IT DISSOLVES DANDRUFF, preventi bald ness, and retards grayneSs of the hair. - Physicians speak of it in high terms. 1.15 540 7.50 10.00 15.00 • Prices-25 and 50 Gents per , Cake; per Box (3 Cakes); 60c. aid $1.20. - N. B.—The so cent cakes are triple the size of those at 25 mots. "HILL'S HUB, Am) WHISKER 1 E," Black or Brown, 30 Cents. C. 1. CRITTENTON, Prop'r, 7 Sixth iv.,3.1. , vr.4 6 , SULPHUR SOAP IS Cleansing. Pendorizik.T. Disinfecting, Soothing,, Ilealiat and Purifyiag. It renders the; coarsest skin remarliatv soft and healthful. It imparts a beautiful lonoothuess to tIN skin, and forays an elastie, whiteness: It cures burns,, sTalds..chafing,. (*.vcoriations, roughness, tan. sunburn, freck les; liver sibots, chapped hands, sores, ulcqs. daiolruff, bliNters on the hands and feet, itch, ground itch, itching between the toes, itching of the body. piles, Terns. Also relieves the itching and irritation of biting,and-atinging insecty 1s it is especially adapted to the TOILET, . 4 IEESERT, and .Bern-noon, you Can take a Snip/rut Bath at pleasure. For bath ing Children, it is unequalled.. Ladies who use it in their Toilet would never do without it. It nentralias the odor of perspiratlen, and, as an external' ,remedy, Catt sear—celibe used atniss.' Full directions accompany ear* package. TRY IT y Price 25 CU: ;or Coke. 3 Cakes for CO Ms. By mail 15 Ch s 7 .By wail 75 Cts.; 'dittx DEPOT AT. *, Van .113yire's iqnloo, No. 1321 Green St., Philadelphia. Sold by oil Drutglato. 1, USE NO OTHEIc W W. SMITH & SON, Tr • Manufacturers and Dealers in all kinds of '= PARLOR SUITES, . CHAMBER SUITES, 1 COSTLY & CHEAP FURNITURE, ALL KINDS OF MATTRESSES, SPRING BOTTOMS &Ce &c. orThimiture Repaired, Bottoms put in Chairs, Upholstering. done, Covering Chaint and Lounges, Mattresses done over. • - UNDERTAKING, &C. The Subscribers will make Undertaking a specialty in their business. Having one of the most elegant HEARSES in the State,. all needing their services will be at tended to proniptly and at sat- • isfactory charges. W. W. SMITH & SON. Miontrose,Jan. t0,1877tf. VALUABLE The undersigned offers, upon rea!Qnable terms, a fine farm m . about 1% miles from the • 4 Corner., containing NM acres, with good buildings and orchard upon it and all improved. For particulars enquire of LYXAN BLAKESLXE, Poster, Susquehanna County, Pa. WX. B. LINABBRRY; Auburn 4 Corners; Susquehanna County, Pa. Assignees of Jas. D. Lineberry. Jan.lo, 1877tf. TAYLOR'S COUGH SYRUP. Alliersonc suffering from the effects of throat and lat . lLLseitses should jive Taylor's Cough Syrup or ox ta trial. It works thoroughly upon the Liver, r . hrneirt and Lungs, as well as upon the whole system, clean Sing the mucous membrane removing soreness and giving tone and strength to the different organs;-- It is warranted to give a tbiefaction. All standing.in need of s condition powder for any kind of stock or poultry should givr Taylor is trial.— They are warranted to be. the best powder in market and to give entire satiefadtion or the money *ill be re fna.ded. Therare sold by all dealers in mectleinei., pxgoUTRIX'S NOTICE.---Wherese 11 Lettere testa tart' to the estate •of William Huriy b feellate of Choconut tu.p. , ring beca grant ed to 0 migned, all persons indubted to said es tate are requested to make immediate payment, and all persons baying claims against the same, are requested toptesent them without detai l ._ • • . • MARY N. Executrix. May 1,11877. onavx REAL ESTATE FOR SALE. AUBURN TOWNSRIP, N!W : - SPRING r .. -",_- pi t _ ..... rr ...: , i r b... ,.. 1 0,... K i . 7 , .. v.e,,,•!,...-_-_::. mgr., ze lar .zie , NEVir MILFORD, PA. co . Having *located in the BRICK STORE for merly occupied, by H. &W. Diekennart,l , would say to my friends sod_ the public gener aly that lam now receiving direct from New %. York one : of, ; . the dogs oflock ever offer. ed in this county, (and will be sold at f: lower . prices,) consisting of DRY GOOD ,NOTIONS, "MATS, WALL-PAPER, READY- BADE pLoTlirmi, .Eta These goods were bought for cash, with all possible discount off, and are to be sold on the same terms. , - - SPECIALTY-I have ,quit received a 0,000100 SPECIALTY-Bankrupt stock of Clothing i pur- SPEClALTYrchtised at a nominal prioe,which SPECIALTY-will be sold for bout a one-half its SPECIALTY-value, (guaranteed to be 25 rter SPECIALTY-cent. lower than the same goods SPECIA LTY-tan be bought in Binghamton.) This is not wind, but a fact, and you.cad be convinced by examining the goods: far MT Marro IS READY-PAY IJO In looking the matter over I see that the credit system still continues to increase its vic tims of buyers and sellers, while the ready-pay system is growing in favor. rThere Is no other way for a merchant to sell goods for a small profit than to demand pay when delivered. If there had been no credit system there would be no hard times to complain of. Tiy it for a year and you will never go backward, but be convinced of its benefit. I am agent for. 211m'e. Demorest'a patterns; also, take orders ' for Henan dr, Itadnsh's custom shoes. "The price tells'and everybody tells the price. [Ap.18,'77.] 0. M. EAWLEY. AN IMPORTANT LOCAL REFORM I ihreatter, goods will ba sold at E. P. STAMP'S. STORE, In Montrose, for CASH at, CASH PRICES. I. will keep good goods ,an i d make the „=:1! prices to suit the closest buyers. • mom I have had seven years 4.perience to buying and selling FLOUR so that I know where to buy and what to'buy to suit the customers of th is -yicin I WILL MAKE A _SPECIAL ' '6 . o WHITE WHEAT' FLOUR and warrant every barrel and' sack to suit or refund the money. CHEWING TOBACCO! • I have recently made 'arrangements by which I can. sell CHEWING 'l'sca3Acqo by the pound as cheap as you can boy Pf any wholesale. Tobacco House by the. barrel. I also keep Ohew:.ng. Tobacco in 10 lb. cadd'gs for wirk h I will make' special does. 61.8.3CaT. 1 keep on hand a‘large qua and keep under cover, and low as possible for , this mark Sugar, Tea, Coffee, Syrup Fish,. S vc., at the `nimbi pr. . • I trust - I. will receive suffteient 'patron. age - from 'cash buyers to tiake the cash system ; a maces& Respectfully,' E. P r STAMP Opposite the Banking House of Wm. H. Cooper & Co. and the Dry Gthade Souse of Guttenberg, Rosenbaum & Co. t A Montrose, Oct. 11, 1876tt. BUSINESS COLLEGE. MONTROSE, P erszt A3ITIVLATZINt TiD.I:t2MIC • of this institution will co Tuesday May 1,1 and "continues in session during ENTER AT ANY T TERMS REASO Circulars cattail:ling full particulara to be had at the Collegel or sent by mail. Address E. K. LO 188 I 8U May 2, 1917. • Rumor I flamer has it thatbaving been eleCted CounqTrias• urer for the ensuing three years. I mato dtsciantinue my Insurance busines. Said RUMOR is UNTRUE, and without foundation and while thanking yon for kind • nese, and appreciation of good Insurance in the past, I ask a continuance of your patronage, j promising that all business entrusted to me shall be promptly attended to. My Companies are all sound and reliable, as all can tes tify who have met with losses ,during the past ten years at my Agency. Read the List I North British and Mercantile, Capital. 010,000,000 - • ueens of London, 2.000,000 did Franklin, Philadelphia , Assets, 1 3,i50a,000 Old Qontinantal, N. Y., • 66 nearly 8,000,000 Old Phcenix of Hartford, " ; 2,08*,000 Old Hanover, N. Y. 64 I at 1 , 60 0,01:0 Old Farmers, York; " " 1.000,000 I also represent the rtew 'York iiitituaz Lire Insurance of over 80 years standing, and asset s ) sBo,ooo#oo. Also,the Masonic Mutual Benefit Association of Penn sylvania. • • 1‘ OrGet an Aecidental Policy eovering ill accidents. In the Hartford Accident Ins. CO.l Policies written' from one day to one year. Only 281 cents for 448,000, Policy. Please call or send word, when you take a trip Very respectfully. - I HOMY C. TYLER. liontrose,Paaan .19 1876.—tf I 11KANHOOD : 110 W Is 18T, HOW RE-, "A STORED i es td Just published. ft ne Mon ..f BE. Cur.. ' r 11 VS713:14:11 012X1111.44 'ENO on the radi i/ Itl s cal cure (without m i ! tine ) of Spermatom \._ lov _ ' • hcea or Seminal I NV knees,- Involtm tary Seminal Lome*, 'impotency, *total and Physical Incapacity. Impediment's to Mintage, etc. also, Consumption. Epilepsy and pita, induced by self infggence or sexual extravagance. 44. . • Price, in tented envelope, only six eeata. he celebrated author, in this admirable Balmy, clear ly demonstrates, from a thirty years' stidcessful prao , ..; ar.,e4,that the alarming consequence* of lielf-abutte may : be radically cured without the, dangerous use of inter— nal medicine or the application of the Wit) II ()it ting.' out a mode of care at once simple. certain sittit ' by means of which every sufferer. no matter wheals' condition may be, may cure -h imself elmaplyi• privately: and radically. lar-Thill lecture should be in thet.ithride• of every youth and every martin the land. 1 , , - . Sent under seal in a- plain emveltme, t o any Ilddromic post-pOO, on receipt of since:Moir two postaasatartipa.. Address thesPubliehen__, . .... ; . . . THE etas.Eßw EituliVnteats co., ~ 411 Ann lit., New YOrk; Post Ofttie Bon, 411.41' Or.t. 11,4078. SEEM tity Of SALT 'ill sell it as et. Soip, Pork, e six pence 1 ' , RIM the manner. A'S L E.