MONTROSE, PA., MAY 16,1877. ,Itomt gaffing. ~ ! ‘THA IVORTIIY...POOR.I! A dog of morale, firm and sure, Went out to seek the "worthy poor. - "Dear things !" she said-, "I". 1 find them out, And end theii.Wdes, without a doubt." She wandered east; she wandered west, And many dogs ber vission blest,— Some Well to-do, some rich indeed, - And'some—al 1 very much in need. , • So poor they.were I—withoUt a, bone. Battered and footsore, sad and lone.; No.friends, no help. "What lives they've led, To come to this 1" our doggie -said. "1.• ought not give W them ;I'm sure They cannot be the worthipoor. They must have fought or been disgraced ; My charity must be well placed." • " "Some dogs she found, quite to her mind'; So thrifty they—so sleek and kind I. Ali me !". she said, "were they ib need, To 14elp - them would he, joy. indeed." '.Tomas still the same, day in, day out—, The.poorest dogs were poor, no doubt ; But they were neither clean nor wise; As she could•see with half her eyes. • 'Tie strange what faults come out to view .When tolks - nre poor. She said : 'Tie true They need, some help ; but as for me, 1 most not waste my charity." , Bo home she went, and droPped a tear. "rve done my duty, that is clear. I've searched and searched the village round ; And not one `worthy poor' I've found." , And all this, while, the sick, and lame And hungry suffered all the same, • They were not pleasant, were not neat— B'ut she had more than she could eat ! Arid don't you think it was 4:sin ? Was hera the right way to begin ? - 'No, no it was -not - right, I'm sure. - For she was riCh and they were poor. Oye who have enough to spare ! • ' Te suffering give your ready. care : Waste not your charitable.mood Only, in out the good. • , For on the whale, though it is right To keep the "worthy poor" in sight, This world would run with scarce a hitch If all could find the worthy . rich. —Mary Maples Dodge. BOW TO BE MARRIED IN STYLE: The old time funny for distributing wedding . lavors is again in vogue ; directly aito the ceremony and while :the newly wedde.d pair with the more immediate relatives, are singing the tegister, the bridesmaids dispense them. The gifts designed for the lady guests consist of small , bOws of white satin ribbon tying little sprigs ofjessimine ; those of the gentleman area spray of oak leaves and acorns without ribbon, while the bridesmaids' favors have 'some dis tinctive mark, such as a spray of forget-me not. Their boquets are the gilt ot.the bridegrom and axe sent before - the ,ceremony with the , lOcket or other souvenir, which he presents them. 'He also furnishes the ,bride with her lowers for the occasion. • When the service t takes place in , church the ceremony is generally performed en tirely at the Communion rails ; but in High churches the actual ceremony, in England par ticularly, takes place in the' body of thelchurch, and the bridal party, preceded' by the officiat big clergy, moves on into the chancel for the subsequent portion of the service. - All ar ' rangements as "to fees,. &c., are confided , to the . best man ; while the chief bridesmaid's duty is to take the. bride's bouquet and -gloves when the service begins. The - interval between the arrival of the guests at the house and:the •breakfastis'gener.ally ern ployed in an inspection of the - wedding prey cuts, which are spreiul out foi examination on a variety of tables—one for plate c'h'id another for jewelry, one for china, one for lass orna ments,'&e., each_ gift;' being accomPlinied by a slip of paper, bearing the name of the donor. Wedding breakfasts are now often arranged on the plan of ,a long buffet, where the major ity of the company take their 'lunch standing, the tables being appropriated to the relatives of the bridegmom and the - principal guests. Fre quently, hOWever, the custom of , a sitting-down breakfast is. adhered to, and if-Atere is a wedr ding cake it is placed in the centre of the table and the bride and bridegroork take 'places op posite-to it. In the former plan . the 'cage is placed,in the centre ot the buffet. When break ' -fast is - announced; the' - bride and bridegroom lead 'the way to the' dining-room; the bride'e - fitlitr _follows with the bridegroom's mother; • and seats himself , next to his daughter; the . 'bridegroom's father - comes next with the bride's mother, =a:place&her beside the bridegroom. Very frevently,the bridesmaids all sit opposite to the .iii44*inpanie.d by the , gentleman - who hsyeti4;AiVred by the hostess to take ytheal4own—the; best, man invariably taking the chief bridesmaids! Speeches are now con 'fined—when there areiany at all—to the health of .the bride and, bridegroom, propesed few werda—the ieWer the`better—by the gentlemin of the highest rank present. The bridegroom is returning -thanks s . ometimea Proposes the health of the bridesmaids, for whom the best • man briefly responds: There sluitild be no other • toasts, and even, these, may well be dispensed with. The bride puts a knife into the cake= 'which has been cut before the drinking of, the heaths and it is expected that every one will eat asniall piece for good "luck.r • , . yhen thebride comes into:the drawing-r Com in her traveling dress, t,o say good-bye, white satin' ' slippers and ri ce are thrciwn, the best man and bridesmaid dispensing the . tcrrner, while .the latter is showered .upon the depart. lug pair e,xclnsively by matrons. The" fashion of sending - cards and cake has gone entirely out of style. " When aivido'w marries I the wedding_differs several points: There , are ' neither brides nor favors And the lady is debarred wear. log white, a bridal yell or .orange flowers ,i deed she mud wear a bounet,aecording to Bug -.00. = .111 P lish etiquette. If a'young lady, however, rhar , ries a widower, there is no difference made be tween the arrangements for her wedding and those described. • . ' • s THE ART OF PLEASING. The art of making a party go off successfully i s is by no means an easy accomplishment. Some 1 = have the happy knack of setting their guestivat ease at once, and making them pleased both with, themselves and each other.; whilst again many well-meaning 'and extremely, kind heart ed people have a habit of putting on an straining company manner, most unfortutiatte in its effect on those Whom they are anxious to Please. Guests are always influenced by their hostess ; and if she is not at her ease, they cannot be so either--Ainless, as is sometimes the case, there happens to be an irrepressible spirit amongst them 'who dares to be sociable and merry, and makes others so too, in spite of company manners and unnatural restraint. To be pbrfectly natural is to be well bred ; and, contradictory as it may seem,. I quite believe that a natural manner may be cultivated just as well as an artificial one. Affectation and seltconsciousne.sa are always displeising, and, unfortunately, they prevent most estima ble persons _being appreciated as from their maiiY good qualities they deserve.to be. Uwe look around us, and note, who are . the most popular of our acquaintances, we . shall find tnat'itls rarely the handsomest, the cleverest or most accomplished, but inveriably those who have : the happy talent of being able to forget themselves. These might be endowed with fairi wands, so, manifold , are their- powera of 'charming— They make the silent talk, the graie merry, and those 'weighed down with sorrow put away their grief. Such sre ever welcome, for by their ready sympathy they can, adapt themselves to any- society ;1 and in the art of entertaining others they are Simply per fection, for they, make that friends fed that they have really come out, to enjoy theinmlves, and not merely for the ; sake of fulfilling at irk some social duty. USING THE WRONG WORD. People often use the wrong word in igror mice ; an example is the use of depot for nal tiou. The latter is not only the proper Erg,-' lisp word, it is Also the world's word, So at one time, they said saloon, supposing this wad to describe something more 'sumptous than a parlor. Happily the word saloon went to the bad. In other cases there is a fairly good rea son for using the wrong word. People generally know that a cent is not a penny ; and yet.'the euphony reason for saying penny when a cent is meant fairly justifies common usage ; cent is" abrupt_and unpleasant in sound. We say. Indians, meaning Americans and knowing that our predecessors on this continent are not Ind i ans at all, and that calling them the American Indians, only makes the matter worse. Our reason is that we wish to be'onrisidered Ameri cans ourselves. bo, also, the people of the United States are' called Americas abroad, thOugh, they have no exclusive right to the title—but what can they call us in one word ? :The pronoun we helps ,us out partly, but.we are still in want of a name. THE MYSTERY OF DREiMS. It is related that a man tell asleep as the clock struck the first stroke of twelve. He awakened ete the echo of. the twelfth stroke of twelve had died away, 'having in thelnterVal dreamed that he had, committed a crime, was detected, alter fivesears, -tried and condemed ; the shock of finding the halter around his neck aroused him to consciousness, when he discov ered-that all these events had hammed in'an infinitesimal fragment of time. 'Mohammed wishing to illustrate the wonders of sleep, told how a,certain man, being a sheik, fbund him _self for his pride, made a poor fisherman . ; that he lived as one for. 81.14 years, bringing up . a family And working hard, and how., upon wak ing,up from his long - dream, so short a time had he been imieep that the narrow necked gourd bottle filled with water, which• he knew lie overturned as he fell asleep,- had not time to empty itself. Ho* fast the soul travels when the body is asleep ! (Awn, when -.we awake, we shrink from going back to the dull routine of sordid existence, regretting the pleasanter life of dreamland. HOW is it that sometimes when we go to 'a strange ' place, we fancy we have seen ltbefore ? Is it possible that when one . has' been asleep the soul has floated away, seen the place and. has that memory, of it whicli.so surprises us ? In .a word, how far dual is ;the life of man, how far not ? ' 01110 4WD -4110..----•-• 7 THE LESSON OF. A SZIEEiER. As a rule a , ..sneeze is.. the warning. nature gives that some part of the body is expOsed to ecooler temperature . than the other that the sneezer is "catching cold." Next to the warning, what is ,the use of the sneeze ? It throws open thapores of •the whole body, and induces a gentle perspiration ;• in a word it throwa our the cold. A chil4.,rarely , sneezes more than twice---perspration readily in duced-in a youth ; . au Will man, to a dozen times with'a loud "catchogne . ,' It is harder to set - him perspiring. When one is sitting by an open winddw, and finds himself eneezing, na ture tells him he is taking cold. lie should get up instantly, walk about, and take . a full tumbler of cold water tp keep up the perspira tion that the sneeze set in motion; tf he does this, he will not be telling, in hour after, that he has a "cold in his head," or chest or. lungs. 1 —Easton Gazette. Snng distinptly before.your own. mind the welllnown tact that children delight as much in exercising their minds as their limbs; pro 'sided only that Iv/jell- is presented to them be 'suited-to their ,eapaeities, and adapted to their strength;—Dunn's Princt 8 q Teaohirigi. Why is a:man who“ . marrtee fin heiress a lover of music ?' Because- - be- climes , for.i .1 . === G_RAND OPENING? ! 437033'ai..,: : :W•041 7 11iP Has opettO,a, NEW STORE 52 Cour St. BINGHAMTON; and has stocked the same with a full assortment OF 31ENS 1 AND BOYS' READY MADE CLOTHING Beings branch store of a New rOck wholesale house, I can tindereell any clothing . house' in Binghamton or vicinity. Also a ful' line or Gents famishing goods. Call and examine my stock and prices before going elsewhere. • . ritrAil wool easalmere pants to order for $l5 00.40 JOHN SCHIFF, 52 Court Street. April 18, WI. VEGETINE. ILE SAYS IT IS TRUE. MR. R. H. STEVENS :r • Dear Sir:—As you, ere an entire stranger to me, I want you to know what VEGE'LTNE has done for me. Only those who have been raised from death's door can know the value of such a good medicine. lam 581 ears of age, Three years ago I was ttiken sick with what the doctora called Lumbago. For weeks r was confined to my.bed. I had three different physicians, without any help. I raceived no relief ; I was a great sufferer ; finally I became entirely helpless,. The last doctor told me there was no help ; he said he might possibly save my life by ejecting. morphene ,in my arms and leas.— The encouragement for saving my life by having this done was so small a chance I could not consent to run the risk. Abcut this time my sou read your advertise ment in our paper, a testimory of a person. who had been very sick with about the same complaint, and was cured. Myson went right away to the apothecary store and bought a bottle of VEGETINE. Before' I used the first Bottle I found - great relief ;.I could move myself in bed. After taking three, bottles I was able to sit up and move about my rodm. I continued taking fhe Vegetine, and 1 was in a few weeks restored to try ormer health. The VEGRTINE saved my life atter the physicians said there was no help forme. I have had no doctor since. If I feel unwell I take a dose of VEGETINE. and I recommend it to my friends. Your Vegetine ought to be in every family. My doc tor was surprised to see me in good health; He says VEGETINE is a goed medicine. I tell him it cured me, lie says. "It is true." I cannot feel too thank ful Ve.ry gratefully yours, • MRS. CATHARINE COONS, Sinacs Falls, Senaca County, N. Y. ' VEGETINE. ALL DISFAMES OF THE BLOOD, If Vegetine will Mier: pain, cleans, purify and cure such diseases, restoring lie patient to perfect Lealth after trying dif ferent phyricians, many remedies, suffering for years, is it not cotclusive evidence, it yon are a sufferer, yon can by curet ? Why is this medicine performing such cures Y It vette in. the blood, in the circalatinglinid. It can truly !ti tailed the GREAT BLOOD Puturizu. The great-sotirce . if disease originates in the blood ; and no medicine tha does not act directly upon it, to purify and renovate i has• any just claim upoti,public attention; VEGirINE. - WILL CURE CANKER HUMOR. ROCKPORT, March 81,1876. H. R. STEVENS; Sir—Last fall my . husband got, me two bot tles of your Vehetine to take for the Canker Humor, which I. have had in — my stomach for several years. Itook it, and the result was very satistactor3i I have taken' a great many remedies for Cagier Humor, and none seemed to help . : me, butIVEgETINE. ,There is no doubt in my mini that every one sufferingwith Canker Humor aft be cured by taking Vege tine. ' It gave ma a good- appetite, and I felt better in every rispect. Yours, thlespect, S. ELIZA. ANN POOLE. • NOTHIN EQUAL TO IT. Sotyru ALEY,'Keis., Nov. 24, 1876. Mu. H. R. Svavilis : i Dear Sia-1 have been onbled with Scrofula, Canker and Liver Complaint fo three years. Nothing ever did me any good until I c menced using the Vegetine. I' am now getting along t rate, and still using the VEOETINE. 'I couside he.re is nothing equal to it for such complaints Ca eartily recommend it to ev erybody. Yours qui MRS. L ME M. PACKARD, • No. 16 Lagran ' St., .South Salem, Mass. VEGETINE thorough] eradicates every kind of humor, and restores the ire system to a helathy con dition.. Prepared by H. VEGETINE IS SOL MANHOOD: HO STORED ! 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Sent under , seal s i • a plain envelope. to any address, post-paid, on receip , f six cents or two postaze stamps.. Address the Publi ere,: - THE MIN I WELL MEDICAL CO.,_ - 41 Ann'St., ' - -York ; Post Mee Box, 4586 Oct. 11,18Z6. _ - ' • • yA:p3ABL NEW MIL The. l undersighed .xecutor of the estate of Simeon Van Fleet , dee d, o I , ls for sale the farm of raid deced ent. one-fourth mile orth of the Moxley church, New Milford township, It contains about U 2 acres, well watered,lence s rt nd under a good state of cultiva• tlon. Y must dispos f• said farm, and will -sell on EA Y .7'ERMS. For Further partl hire Ingofro of the subseriher fOntmerwrille s Pa. P. 'O. Address, Ne Milford, Pa. Ie , . Ab-ALDRICE. Jmy 19, 849,U MEE NEW STORE Binghaniton, N. Y. 19—ly SWUM. FALLS, Nov. 9,1848: VtOETINE. HMI VEG - - STEVENS; Boston. ;1 ALL DRIIGGIPTS: LOST, ROW RE FAR* FOR SALE ORD TOWNSHIP. IkATAR -IN EUROPE! - . - , EXTENDING:AS - .PAR.IS:MONTROSE. ''. - '..: •:: , --.:.,-:'-,'. _-.. 1 -'... :; -, .-.F-. ---.. ~,-. - '. GREAT- SEPARATIONS MADE. For" Dry Goods and Clothing, Hats Caps and Furnishing 'Oroods Carpets Oil • • • Cloths ,while they can be ,bought at tin he . extree low prices they are selling , at, priOr to the possible advance in the • above line Of goods, same its it has' been in -• \ • floor, etc.,. etc., etc... HAVING PURCHASED A VERY EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS, such as usnaly kept by us, and at lower prices than ever before, we request . -the trading public to call and examine our goods: promising ;1 prices and qualities combined to conipare favor- '. (r ably with a ll conipetitors, Whether - - • , ~ . •at borne or abroad: ' - . . VE: SR .....410.,., _ A ._, . , ,__ , sreial Customs ,Wctrk. Take measures ' and make garments to ofter, guaranteeing Perfrot fitting and ivotkmanship. --- .. ;11. S. OESSAUER: - - it . - -- , Successor to Guttenburg, Rosenbaum & Co. • , ,Montrose, Pa. WE H May 2,. 1877. 44 ADVERTISE FACTS TO SUCCEED." I • DRY GODS, CLOTHING, BOOTS . AND 'SHOES, BATS 'AND"' er3,' NOTI • NB, &C • GEO. L. LENHEI*I'S, Great * Bend, • t - We buy for CASH only—and take advantage of the market \when can be done—eithet, in large or small lots. S- , - Our whole store is filled with BARGAINS beeanse we always want them, id • have first opportunity to, secure such. NEW - 000DS EVERY DAY. • 4 ' 1 lay - Prime Lower than at any Binghamton Store. !‘ nderatandtwe do not say am . LOW but LESS.' , "W.E MEAN WHAT WE SAY." ! • • [ln Brick Block.] Great Pa. VT WE ARE SELLING - : . OVERCOATS, IN 'ALL STYLES, - RUSINESS. SNITS, FINE DIAGONAL, (Dress Snits& DRESS GOObS, LADIES' CLOAKS, MEN'S . AND. BOYS' BOOTS AND SHOES, of kinds, LADIES, MISSES AND CHILDREN'S 'FINE and COARSE SHOES, : • . RUBBER BOOTS . • 'AND • SHOES of all and BOY'S' HATS and CAP S , I BUFFALO ROBES, IL' ROBES, HORSE BLANKETS,. At bottompriCes, "Bingblimion iot excepted."' • Nov. 8,1876. A. S. MIN BINHAMON, R, v G 'T - WEIOLESALE DEALER IN ° BRONZE LAMPS, ogAL LAMPS, ALL GLASS LAMPS, HAND LAMPS, BURNERS, WICKS, S:,iADES, SHADE HOLDERS, &c., 4t. . 1 • - • SPEOLitL INDUCE4.I4M3 IN . . • ~ EVERY STYLE OF FLINT AND COMMON CHIMNEYS, ALSO MAII.MUFACTUREM OF . 1 . - 'TIN 421..1V3:3 I 411.*'.A.I\TMIE111 1217.8.1=1L13.; ! finise Prices Guaranteed as. Low as any iin Southern New York. AtAdreli liF Mail Proisaptly Atte[lied To. March 51,1 875 . •AolS• 1131NEII. ' 1 1 . TlilaK .1' H a ' ' (71" caxas I H BLANDING . I I J. N. N Comma -' ' ; '. *. * ' ' •' I i Ble nding 1 Itk . , 3 '' Barnes, g Co., SUSQUEHANNA •• COUNTY :. AG Rl ' -' ' " " 1' , : i CULTURAL WORKS i 1 . partite and. Granite elkturito, i . - . ~ - ,i • - -I * - [ESTABLIVIULD lii 18464 Having been ..reorganlied `ender the Sr ' name `a.,,nd , , _ style of Susqzhatnagou l iaAgrien Fuel ( 4.JiwErr, Pres., 'Ey. H. CooP n, TOas., , MARBLE AND GRANITE MONUMENTS; D. sKyitz, 'Secretary. 1 ' '-. -_ - ' NuoiTL E s- B ,c, Are now prepared ol to furnish, on 02.4 i otice, 1... :. : • • __- ALSO, ,stationtig e n 1 ill i g IMPORTERS OF SCOTCH GRANITE, .• , - , ... „ . - l : ,6g . : 26 libel:ml4o - St.' ,NesiD.epot, CIRCULAR SAW MILLS T RBiNE - March 8. 1876, . : RINGHti r MTON. N. I WATER WHEELS. ;' I ' THE PEOPLE'S MARKET, And do: all kinds of mill and job work somptly and', 111:1'//t " 8e * Pa * satisfactorilY, at low rates; We man afact te ,and have . . , .1 -.-• . on hand a large assortment of ' . ' .PHILIP : SATIN ,. - - - - Proprietor . PLOWS O INPROVED PA !TERN : FRESH AND SALT MEATS, HAMS,F . " - PORK„ , 'BOLOGNA . SAU- . . . _ SAGB,: ETC., CAULDRON _KETTLES' of diff t sty . lea ADJUSTABLE BARN DuOR _RA ORTGIi3 I :MEADOW 13,014,8R5; BLitgrP 3 MPTik FORGES "POTS and .GRATES Dcp rOw- ERB for chnniing,; One and Two frOse PQw 7 -.ERs and TILRESEDCRI3;_ of the, laia 'patterns, ibc.itte. • Mantra*, Much 1,1874. - GREAT EiZEIS Igunediate attack MK- 1, LECfI Tap. L*II;GEST STOIr. IN THE COUNTY XCIT.EMENT LARGE SUPPLY COLLECTED, anticipated: on the store of M15.A.17303F.t.. CLOTHS AND *C ►c 0 `AT- .~ WEBS, 11ECLIIIM311 & CO. of ihivbest quality' econstiintly on hand,. at prices t P4ID YOR STOO.K. m•isitrow.ra.,44 - • I . BSIMEI GEO. : ,L. LEATH:RIM. WIT. S FOR, ver it