Tft AI t f MONTROSE, PA., MAY 16, 1877. -- • - ItO• • HOW NOAH 60'1' HIS -NAME. Alter the ark had been out about two' weeks,. the wile of the_captain began 'to get tired and restless, and anxious to be once 'more on dry land. Ilencephe tell into the 'habit of every now and then calling out to her hisband, and it:igniting if there, was any signs of 'Clearing up, etc., and as he always answered "No," she would in despair add "Al I" and 'BO it went from hour to hour and day to day. One night the wind came out from the north es4 an made things very lively onboard. The fib cletvilines were all parted ; the topsail bin nacle was carried away and them* *sheet blewn into piecs no larger pan gVe-ce4t hand kachiefs..., Of course the "old man" was kept, busy and was not in the best ot humor. lie bad just bailed the lookout and asked if he bad seen anything of "Ay rat," and received, for an answer "Nay rat, sir l"—had just order-, ed Shem, who was steering, to "keep her off two points," Wnen Ham came on' board and. reported that the largest elephant . .had broken loose, and insisted on taking his trunk into the camel's department, who in turn. had got their backs up about the inter View. Die • various:_ beasts' had taken sidesin.the quarrel, and there was a grand row generally. Just as the ele phant had been persuaded to go back 'to his own room, and had, checked his trunk b. order to pacify him, there came a voice, "Any signs of clearing up,dear ?" It was raining then ,literally in sheets. To the inquiry was given the usual reply, and to the reply was added the usual "Ab," only in a sadder tone than usual. It was a little 'More than the old man could stand, and he yelled out, "No," "Ah," •"No," !" it is nothing but, "No," Ali 1" all day' long. "You had better call me '.Noah,' and be done with it 1" and he went below to splice the main brace, which had , parted. And so it was that the Captain of the ; first .greilt ship came to be called "Noah." ' The study of the origin of, names is one ot great interest, and it is rather remarkable.that so little .attentention has been paid to it. Ll- mitsC any name can be traced to its probable origin. Thus "Smashpiper," the smasher of piper, or "Tugmutton," he who was celebrated as a tugger of mutton. Why not appoint a committee to ascertain the origin of all names? It would be as useful as many other researches. —Max Adder. - • A SPIRITED . ADVENTURE. "Who's there 9 " :7 • There was no a4siver, and the queer noise stopped. , "Anybody there ?" No answer. t "It must have been a spirit," he said to him- self. "It must be emedium. I will try." (Aloud.) "If there Is a spirit 'hi the room, it `will signi fy the same by saying aye--no, that's not what I mean. If there as a spirit in the room, it will please rap three times.". 4 Three very distinct raps were given - in .the direction of the bureau. • "Is it th 6 spirit of my Sister ?" " • No answer. "Is it the spirit of my mother ?" - Three raps. "Are You happy Nine raps. "Do you want anything r A succ,ession of very loud raps. "Will you give me any communication if I. get up ?" No answer. "Shall I hear from you to morrow ?" Very loud raps in the direction of the door. "Shall I ever see you ?" Then rays came from outside the door. He waited long for an answer to his last question, none came. The spirit had gone ; 811 d after thinking about the extraordinary visit,. he turn .ed over and fell asleep. On getting up in the morning he found that the spirit of his mother bad carried off his watch and purse, his trows ers, and his great coat down stairs in the halL A LITTLE LOGIC. "Father, do you remember that mother ask ed you tortwo dollars this:morning ?" "Yes, my child, what of it ?" "And you ieinember i that mother didn't get the two dollars ?" . "Yes. And I remewber what. little girls don't think about." "What is that, father ?" "I remember that we are not rich. But you . are in a brown study. What is my darling thinking about ?" - 1 ".1 Was thhling how much a cigar Costa" - "Why It costs ten cents—not two dollars, by a long shot ?" 1 "But ten cents thee thief a 'day is th irty cents." • "That's as true as the multiplication table." "And there are seven days in the week' s ' "That's so by myAbnanac." • • "And seven times thirty cents are' two hun dred and ten "• cents." "Hold no ; I'll surrender. Here take the two dollars to your mother, and • tell her I'll do without cigars , for a week." "Thank you, lather ; but if you would only say a year, it would save snore than a hundred dollars. We would have . shoes and drases,and mother a nice bonnet, and lots of things." - "Well, to naake my little girl happy, I will say a year." ' . "Oh, that will be so nice. But wouldn't it be about as easy to say - always ? Then we would have the money every year, and your lips would be much sweeter When you kin me." . . What is eat which inaraisec the" more you take. rom it, ?4•Why t ,,a bole, ot course; • • FURNITURE! ,:,..isL . :.V3==i3r• - :-C.:4;tr:.0.._ .4.ttVirig . H : nii#,e . d ,fici4i his old. Quarteto-,...o,l.p.::Qh.eii:titigii. Is prepared to welcome the _former customers of the.bouse and all new comers. - every facility for putting our goods at moderate prices, for. the - btst of work. W - The business. conductedin all, its branches. 88 Washington Street, . - BINGH.AMTON,:II: y. NEW. STOCK ! OUR STORE is now replete with a full Stook:of Goods,-hought at unusually low prices rot CASH. - Ve incite your at-DRESS GOODS ! DRESS GOODS !t of all styles tention to. I our DRESS GOODS ! DRESS GOODS ! and qualiiie§t. 11~M~yCi%'a i u.lgsx.lii is~tu;~ ~ Our Notion Department is full of BARGAINS in an Bargains ! elegant assortment :of KID AND LISLE`. THREAD . : Bargains! GLOVES, TIES, PARASOLS, etc., etc. Gen ts' F We -now carrya'lar i i Misses' and Childri and other. well-kno i 'CHI SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES Examine our new. Spring Styles of HATS, and our immense assortment of STRAW. GOODS! ja'Please give as a call, and We will guarantee the prices to snit yOu. C. M. READ. THE BATTLE FOUGHT ! The multitude of people that thronged our New Store. and the thouea lade in the adjacent Equarea were happy to see GOOD GOODS told so Cheap, and one and all pronouced our stores marvel of beauty never before seen in the Empire state. From seven a. m. until eleven p. in. our Palatial Store wan literally packed with humanity. The people are now aware of our,removaloind have seen the Largest and handsomest assortment of ladies', gents' and _children's boots, shoes, ties and slippers that has ever been shown in this City. Our old store, No. 97 Washingtop street, is a thing of the past--the eminent sue : , eess we attained there is.but a fraction of what we expect to achieve in our new 10. cation. We are now, more centrally located, in a better, lighted and more commodi ous store, having a large basement for our Wholesale Department. •We have double the amount of goods for our customers to select from, and our . . PRICES ARE LOWER THAN WE EVER NAMED. LOW PRICES, 110NO.RABLE _DEALINGS, AND ONE PRICE WILL ALWAYS GOVERN VW. I shall continue to sell goods for CASH . DOWN ONLY - . No book accounts opened'oferedlt customers wanted. I buy for cash down, and sell the same way. This basis puts me ABOVE COMPETITION. 240 pairs Women's hand pegged high cut calf .. —. . -- . 81.50 180 " " , sewed .• II • 4C .... .... -- 1.75 • 180 " " , ' serge .85 300 " " --' .55 120." " - , .30 . 120 " .85 AVAIL YOURSELVES OF THIS OPPORTUNITY FOR ,GREAT BARGAINS No. 37 Court Street. BEST JOB PRINTING • TATEMENT OF THE RECEIPTS kJ and Expenditures of Jackson township, :for the year ending April 9th, 1877. POOR FUND. • To amount pow tax duplicate $ 41734 -.4 in treasury from 1875..:. 138 90 - • —5556 24 By amount exonerations........ ......... 487 " Collector's percentage . -2062 •", • due from Collector 176 85 " back orders 1875 paid - . 41 17 ' " Supervisors' °Blend - services. .2325 " publishing town statement of 1875 850 ". . support of poor, board, cloth ' ing. etc .... 265 31 ' " - Treasurer's percentage.,.....43o " Auditor's official services.... '6OO • • ' • —556 24 ROAD FUND. To amount road tax duplicate $1,39113 . " in treasury from 1875.... 400 44 paid E by O. Griffis. Collector... 24 50 • 4 4 paid A. 8. Bingham, Collector. 10 00 " • " due treasurer, money , overpaid 11 10 —1,440? By amount road tax worked 1,.36168 14 46 on collection 1753 • " exon era dons 1095 - " Collectors' percentage . 92 " orders paid - 4891 " • " Treasurer's percentage.... ... 69 —1,44073 DOG FUN D. To amount dog tax duplicate , . . . . . . $9250 in treasury from 1875.......... • 17 84 " ;paid•by O. Griffis, Collector.-:. •65 63 —11547 By amount exoneratioris . . ... .. . , 600 " due from A. S. Bingham, lector.. 4 orders in 'favo r . of scholb oar dr ZOO , " order in favor,of 0. Griffis .... 100 • •" Collector's pertenta,ge 432 " Treasurer's 44 131 • •' balance in treaaury 566 —175 47 • W. W. WA BATON, T. W. CLINTON. Auditors. _ GEO. H. FRENCH, . B. W. Doughty, Clerk. , _ May 7th , 1877. 19-21: . ADMINISTRATRIX'S NOTICE. In the estate. of Jeremiah C . Foley, late of Jackson, Letters of Administration in the said estate having been granted to the undersigned.all persons ow ing said estate are requested to make immediate pay ment, and all persons having claims against said estate are r:,ques.ted to present them without delay. • CATHERINE FOLEY. -. • Administratrix. De Bents Von. Awl], 18 1817. 16-21 SI4GABES' NOTICE Edward . Pallabee, of App polacou toWni , hlP, having assigned to me all bis estate, In trust, for the 'pandit of creditors ; all persons indebted to said estate, are requested to make imam. dude utllemmat; and 'all baring claims against the sranklo present them to GEORGE P. LUTUE, Assignee of Edward Pallahee. illostevee, April 4, 1E77. 24r.40 Old , Stand 'of E. p., RoßibisoN REOPENED '! ,RE-O.PENED I REOPENED SS Washington St., Binghamton, READ'BROTHERS & CO. VARIETY AND AT VERY -LOW PRICES I NISHING GpODS a Specialty. er stool than ever before of Gents', Ladles', ..S OE consisting of BURT'S n makers, which we guarantee to- sell as AP' AS THE CHEAPEST! . Fine Line 01 GROCERIES as Cheap 8% ever. Montrose, Pa. AND VICTORY WON OUR OPENING A GRAND SUCCESS. serge .buskias • web Slippers *.serge , congress gaiters Legal. 11. P. READ. AT THE LOWEST RATES AT THIS OFF ICE. A DMINISTRATOR'B SALE` OF REAL ESTATE. The undersigned, Administrator of the estate of Farrell- Millmore, deceased, will set: zit pub lic vendue an the premises, on Saturday, the 2nd day of June, 1877, at 1 . o'clock p. m., the followingideacribed real , estate, to wit : - All that lot of land, situate, in the township of Middletown, in the county of Susquehanna, State of Pennsylvania, bounded as follows, to wit : On, the north by lands formerly con tracted to Edward Grinnell, by Dr. Rose trus tees, south by lands - contracted to D. Middle ton, west by Edward Gillen and others, and easterly by , Damel Farrell, containing 55% acres, more or less, with the appurtenances. TERMS :—Cash on day of sale. THOMAS MALMORH, • May 9,1877.-19-21 Administrator. N OTICE INQUEST. Susquehanna County, as. • Orphans' Court of said County. • In the matter of JOHN LORD, DEC'Di in Partition of Real Estatp—Order of Inquest. • To the ileirs and Legal Eepreientatives of Johd Lord, late of Lathrop, dec'd: . TAKE NOTICE, that au inquest will be held on the , landsoindat the dwelling house of the said decedent, in the township of Lathrop, in the county aforesaid, on Monday; the 11th day of June. at 1 o'clock in the after noon of that day. for the poipose of making , partition of the REAL ESTATE of the said decedent, to and among his children and legal representatives, if the same can be done without prejudice to or- spoiling the whobe, otherwise to value and apprvise the same ac cording to law; at which , time and place you are requir ed to attend if you tninkproper. • WM. WHITE, Sheriff. Sheriff's Office, Montrose, May 7,1871.-1%42. ASSIUNEE'S • NOTIOE.--Notice is 43.. • hereby given that Curtis Tewkesbury, of La throp township, Susquehanna Couity, Pa., by deed of voluntary assignment, has . assigned ail 'his ess , ate and effects, real, personal, and mixed, to the undersigned. in trust, for the benelt of the creditors of the said Curtis , -Tewkesbury; all persons. therefore, indebted to the said Curtis Tewkesbury, will' make Immediate payment to the assignee, and those having claims or demands will make known the same without delay. A. LA.TFIROP, Moutrose, April 4, 1877. 14—M , Assignee. SSIGNEE'S NOTlCE.—Notiee is hereby given that Bartholomew Gabegati, of Silver Lake township, Susquehanna •County, Pa., by deed of voluntary assignment, las assignen all his es tate and effects, real, personal and mixed, to the under signed, in trust, for the benefit of-the creditors of the said Bartholomew Gahegan ; all persons, therefore, in debted to•tbe said Bartholomew* Gaheghan, will make immediat4t 'payment to the assignee, and those having claims or demands, will make known the ism. with out delay B. O'NEILL, Montrose, March 241877, Assigns. Stieet, . CASH PRICES! May 9, 1872.-19-22 C. T. HOTCHSIsS,• Binghamton, N. Y. Le- al. RyZOVAL We have SHOES SHOES SHOES SHOES B. STROVD. -,,:-,' ::..GLEN2iT'S;... -:•• :$,U142;11.:(T.R,*.:}504:1; THOROUGIILY CLIRF-S DISEASES OF TIM SKIN BEAUTIFIES THE COMPLEXION,! PRF.VENTS :AND REMEDIES RILEUMAYTISM AND GOUT, HEATS SORES AND ABRASIONS ,OF THE , CUTICLE AND . COUNTERACTS (soft4tcloN. • This• Standard External Reinedy for Erup tions, Soles and Injuries of the Mu, riot only REMOVES PROM. THE CoMPL,EXION, ALL BLEM ISHES arising from local inipurities of the blood and obstruction of the pores, but 'also those produced by the sun And wind, such as tan and freckle,. -It renders the CUTICLE MARVELOUSLY it LEAR, SMOOTH and PLIANT, and being a WHOLESOME BEAUTIFIER is far preferable to any cosmetic. = • ; - ALL THE REMEDIAL ADVANTAOES OF. Sur PHUR . BATHS are insured :,BY •fitr.- USE OF Glenn's Sulphur Soar,,,which .in tiOn. to its purifying effects, renietiies and Ptt%- VENTS RHEUMATISM arid' GOUT:. It also DISINFECTS CLOTHING . and LINEN and PREVENTS DISEASES CoMMUMCATED CONTACT With the pERSON. IT DISSOLVES DANDRUFF. prevents bald ness, and retards grayness of 'the hair. Physicians speak of it in 'high terms. Prices —25 rind 50 Cols per Cake per Box .(3 Cakes), 60c. and $1.20., octet cakes are tapir the si-e uC tlittse at 44 HILL'S 11/Ilt AND ItITISKE =L is r;:11"; Mack .►r Browlm,= l so.Centri. _ C. S. CRITT;',,';NN. Safi! KAY. • Drz e/,Q t , 2-. ozi r f3ALPHUR SOAP &Obis!. ilealiag and I)lriling. - • g ; • It ntt`...ri the coarseql. sskinrerst:trliably , anti Ill.:di:lfni. it liaNtrts a 1...4110101 • not. that et to the skitotful fornt , .'un cures Luting, scalds. eltati.fig" exi'oriations. Nagliness, titn, sutilatrit. freak,. 1.1 . k.,1t% svtts„ rhxpikd hands, o tt e * . s . Ist It•ttirutr. hikers on the hands an feet. tol i trttonti twit, itching betw.ter; thetoes. lit-111(151a •lssly, corns; Also relieves the itching anti irritatiiat of lilting and stinging ittik•ets. As it is especially adapted to the Toll.t:e. Ntassacr, and Bs:TH.IIO°U, you 'tzut .g take a Sulphur Ruch nt pleasure.. Fur butlt ittg Children, it is unequalled. Ladies who use it in their Toiltit would never do without it. It neutraiiagns the o4or pt4spiration,. arid; as an external remedy. can scarcely he t... ; e autism. Full directions accompany each package. TRY IT. Prite 25 Cts. rattle. 3 Caket for 60 By mail Cts. By until 74 Os. • • MAIN Derirr AT N 11r. Van. 170 , 91te's 0).111ee, No. 1321 alien 6t4 Philadelphia: • Sold by all - USE NO OTHEE, W W. SMITH SON, Y • • Manufacturers and Dealers In all kinds of Furlitlzre. S PARLOR SUITES, CHAMBER SUITEk COSTLY & CHEAP FURNITURE, - ALL KINDS OF -MATTRESSES," SPRING BOTTOMS, &b., &c. Er - Furniture Repaired,tottoms put in Chars, Upholstering done, Covering Chairs and - Lounges, Mattresses done over. UNDERTAKING, acC: The Subscribers will make Undertaking a specialty in their business. Having one of the most elegant Ilirmossin the State, all needing their tke r vices will be at tended to promptly and at sat isfactory charges. • - W. W. SMITH •& fiON. Montrose;Jan.:l4); 1817tf.1 - GRAND OPENING • FALL AND WINTER, MILLINERY, HAIR AND . FANCY GOODS AT T 13. 11 FRENCH 111ILLINERIlir. flaying returned from New York,vrith the finest and best selected stock of goods ever' la this section of country,. Hosiery, ligtirliedaiiilliirelatalgesB27,ll Ribbons, -Lace; with prices to suit all. -Also Fr auk Leslie's Cut raper Fattenla 'total variety. BRIJ EMBER THE PLACE, • 97 BINGHAIifiI'ON,I 97 " Court St. ,1 - N. Y • I Court st. Binghamton, N. Y., Apri119,'1876..--ly.-8I • -• • TAYLOR'B COUGH SYRUP. • All persons suffering from the 'effects of • throat and lung diseues shonld give. Taylor's Cough Syrup or ex pectorants trial. It works thoroughly upon the Liver, Kidneys and Lunge, te well es upp e the whose system, cleansing the mucous membran moving soreness and giving tone and strength to differentorgans.—_ it Is warranted to give etWattion. ' Allgoodlug is need` of a condition wider tbr nay kind of stork or poultry should girt Tsylor a trial.- They are Warranted to be the best powde,r in market Oud_to_givo satire ostiolidtlon or the mono will bs re. fundoC limy us gold by all dselen Is to fgtee. 2 CcMS. NEW SPRING S-T-O-C-K-1 O. MAC = 8a w L Vii . -sr • .N*.i . * ::I"..4l . intii,' li: Having located in the BRICK STORE for merly occupied-by H.ltt W. T. Dickerman,l would say to my friends and the public gener aly that I atn now receiving directArom New York one of the largest'stocks of goods everofter ed in this county, (and will' be, sold at flower prices,) consiating of DRY GOODS, NOTIONS; HATS? CAPS, BOOTS, SHOES, WALL-PAPER, READY- MADE CLOTHING, Etc. These goods were bought for cash, with all possible discount off, and are to be sold on the same terms. . SPECIALTY-I have just received a $4,000.00 13PECIALTY-Bankrup;, stock of Clotbing,pur- SPECIALTY-ebaied at a nominal price,which SPECIALTY-will be sold•for about one-half its SPECIALTY-value, (guaranteed to be 25 pei SPECIALTY-cent. lower than the same goods SPECIALTY-tan be bought in Binghamton.) This is not wind, but a fact, and you can be convinced by examining the goods.. 'MY MOTTO IS, READY-PAY In looking the matter over I see that the credit system still continues to increase its vic tims of buyers and sellers, while the ready-pay system is growing in favor. VrThere is no other, way for a merchant to sell goods for a small profit thamto demand pay :when delivered. If there had been no credit system there would be no hard times to complain o£ Try it for ~a year and you will 'never go baCkward, but be convinced of its benefit. . ; I am agent for Mee. Demorest's patterns; also, take orders . for Hunan & Radushte. custom shoes. "The price tellS and everybody tells the price. [Ap.lB;77.]` j O. M. HA.WLEY. A N IMPORTANT ;LOCAL REFORM I . tlereatter goods will Oa sold at R P. STAMP'S STORE, r. Montrose, for Cita{ at. CASH PRICES . . I will keep good goods and 'make the prices to ruit the closest buyers. FLOUR, I have had seven', years experience in buYilig and selling FLOUR so that I• know • where . to buy and what tO buy "tosuit the customers of this vicinity. I WILL MAKE A SPECIALTY OF WHITE • WHEAT FLOUR !!‘ and ,warrant every,. barrel Nand sack to suit or refund the money. CHEWING, TOBACCO I I have recently made arrangements by whjOh I can sell CHEWING TOBACCO by the Pound as cheap 'as you can buy of any wholesale Tobacco House by the barrel: I also keep Oliew:.rig Tobacco in 10 lb. cadd'gs for whi„U will !Make special ,SALT. I keep on band a large quantity of SALT, and keep under coffer, and, will sell it as low as possible for this market. Sugar, Tea, Coffee, Syrup, Soap, Pork, ;Fish, &c., all at the nimble six pence *ices. I trust I will receive sufficient patron. age,from cash buYers to Make the cash system a success'. ,Respectfully, R P. STAMP Opposite the Banking Holie of Wm. H. Cooper & Vo., and the Dry 9004 How of Guttenberg, RosenbaUm 8i Co. - - Montrose, Oct. 11, 1876tt. G 1 GOODS!' 1 1 WlXiab et°W.43. e 32, .', U, }ne t r ' ENTIRE NEW ST OK OF MEM% BOYS' AND YOUTHS' , CLOTH ,Nia, .. At prices to Olt Vie hao times, Mils' NITS, SITBSIS BOYS' &TROTHS' SSTO SO Also a floe line of 'PRY .GrOQDS, gA.TS : . .4& „cu.'s, BOOT'S AND ' SHOES; ' YANKEE NOTIONS, FANCY GOODS, Cheap for caeh. -No charges for *Wag, =goods.: WM. HAYDEN - . New Milford. May 841.1876.—tf. BITSINES,§ COLLEGE. -MONTROSE, PA. erszi setxruet.wrzs` it. a jidia.ra.* of this Institution will con4ince, Tuesday May 1,1877, and continues In aeasion during the summer. SNTRIZ AT ANY TIME. TER-M;S: - ' - R. E ASO N . 4 ,13 4.E,..., Circetars Containing fell particulars A:OM bad at the Coxless, or sett by mail. y Address 8, H. LOEIKR Priodpsl: SU,. rytitOK, }lob "Printing ice tIHEAP at , • Niux. This Ofiloe. EMI