MONTROSE, PA., MARCH 28, 1877. giome goading. THE LOON OF LIFE. All day, all night I can hear the' jai. Of 'the loom of life, and nearer far • It thrills with its deep and muffled sounfl, As the tireless wheels go alwaYs around. Bustly, Ceaselessly goes the •loom In the light of the day and - the midnight's eon*, . • The wheel's are turning early , and late; . And the wool is wound In the warp of late. • ' Click, clack 1 there's a thread of love viroVe in Click, clack l another or wrong and'Ein`; What a checkered thing will this life be When we see it , unrolled in eternity ! 'Tilne,.with a face like a mystery, And hands as buSy as hands can be, . bits at the loom with its warp outspread, To catch in its meshes each glancing thread. When shall this wonderful web be done ? In a thousand years; perhaps, or one.; . Or to-morrow,. ~Who knoiveth ? Not - you nor I. - • • But the wheels turn on and the shuttleaffy. .:dhogui eyed weaver, the years are slow, But each one is nearer the end I know,_ AO some day the last thread shalFbe wev ' en in God grant it be love instead of sin. Are we spinners of wool for this life-Web•-• say? Do we furnish the weaver a thread each daY? It were better then, oh my friend, to spin A beautiful thread than a thread of sin. ' 4 1 : Re ale A COMPARISON BETWEEN iETWEEN THE AITSTRATAr AN AND AMERICAN SPECIES. L consider Australuin g l irls' some of, the most beautiful in the world. l not even excepting Americans. And nowhere will you find more beauty than during the season 4, M' Saratoga, Newport, or Long Branch (the latter place "shoddy i " no doubt), of in the', ltite frill, at 4 in theetiernoon, on' the block between Madison and Union Squares. There is a certain young Englishtentleman, something in the millionaire business, I believe, whom 'I met on the stand at Flemington, ho not knowing me, whom not: amanyrs back I."ran_arouncl"= New YOrk with for a- ew days. Now he is a great traveler and had en in Melhourne and seen "the Cup" before the declared to me that 'the New 14 7 York girls went ahead of anything he had ever. . seen. He was in love fifly..times a day, and vowed be would, marry none but a Yankee lass. 1 wonder it ha. will keep his . word. The world .is such a small place, after all. I little thought then that we should meet inMelhourne. I think lie was 'wrong. ' Distance never lends enchantment to my view, but I really believe that Australian beauties, are superior to Ameri can in, one respect—they Eh more lilie real, live; healthy flesh and . Mood. lam onlyjudg lug of Victorians. I have beard that in New South %Vale's and Queensland ladies are thin. pale, and indolent, as in Thai. But on the lawn yestrday there was beauty,youth, health, energy, vitality. An; anstomist might have tound the fault of their being often a little too fine drawn in the waist, but that, alas is - universal in civilized (?) countries—Melbourne CONCERNING GLUTTONY. In an able criticism of the book "German Some life,", published - in the Sun of Jan. 14, it seems to be the opinion of the,critic that tbe heavy eating of the Germans' was the cause of their fine physique in tact, their_ gluttonous consumption of sausage, kraut, and beer was. the cause of their deep chests and huvi,bi ceps. Such reasoning is mere sophistry. -•Eating, like all other things, , can be carried to excess. The requisite amount swallowed goes to build up.the person ; all other food eaten is super abundant, and goes to swell the stomach. It is fallacious 'reasoning to say that a fine Phylque can be produced oy.gormandiretng. The physique of the Scotch Highlanders lairs measurably better, ,than that of the Germans, and yet the Highlanders are exceedinOy ab stemious. Heavy =alters. are apt to be exceed: ingly dull people. They ';clog the: brain in to the wanteof the stomach. They are_like a boa constrictor ; - _they 'eat - until they , can hardly;see or ,move, and are compelled to 101 l about after a ainner, closely 'resembling a pig. It impossible . for Such people to be pf.tssessed of acute reasoning powers. It will .be noticed, hoWeier, that. the people of North, Germany are more' civilized' eaters than the South Germans, The - Germans are tile slaves of their stemaChs. TrabablY that is the secret "cause of the supreme quietude of the reams of the German people. When their in testines are tranquil, ther are tranquil: They - think only when; by the force of events, they are to. ' " 4m are dr - Owned by:throwing •.their arms above. water, the. nnbuoyant: weight Of which depresses the head. - Other - animalahaye neith iiotton or; ability, to act in a similar manner, 4il4l6,refore swim - naturally. When a man falls into deep water, ha will continue there if lke.daea not elevate his hands. it, he moves his hand under the water, in any'- way he pleases, iiisii6i:vill ,ris,eit,:hig,h' - as to:, give bini.fre liberty' to ,'breitthe ; and . if lie :will use his legs ae in.the act of walking. Or rather walking up stairs ) his shoulders will rise above the water, - . rite that he way use the less exertion with his. hands,or apply them to other purposes. These Viaindirections are recornmended tothere collec "...troo..of those who have not learned to swim in theiryouth, as -they , may. be found. bighly ad ~,414141ge09s in many eases. , Ignorance is the blether of=impudence. GIRLS. FWATMG. LITERARY LABOR. 1 A great deal . of brilljant work has been done at a dash, and is still done. Byron wrote "The Corsair" in ten - days, at the rate of two hun dred lines a day, and sent into press as itwas, written, publishing it with hardly a correction. Lopez : de Vega wrote threelundred dramas; tor the stage in one hundred days, upon the princi ple Upon which an athlete now and then Walks one hundred miles in one hundred hou'rs ;; and it has been reckoned that the average amount of his work was nine hundred lines a "day. Voltaire 'wrote "Zaire" in three weeks nnd ? "Olympie" in six days,; Dryden wrote' his "Ode to St. Cecilia" at a sitting, • The finest of Elizabeth Barret Browning's poems, "The Lady Geraldine's Courtship,'" was the work of twelve hours. ,It was written to complete the original two volumes of her pOetry and to send out with her proofs to America. But, as a ' rule, the. best work is not to be done at .a, dash in this style. "Wtiat do you think of. Olympie ?" Voltaire asked one of his friends, after that work: Was published ; wrote; it in six days." ,'Tou should not have rested on the seventh day," was the answer, and the answer was wise as well as witty. Shakespeare was not one of those slap! dash workers ; and Shakespeare, with , phis thirty four plays has conquered the world; • *Dickens when he intended to write a Christmas story, shut himself up for six weeks, lived the Ate, of hertnit..and came out looking as haggard as a murderer. Torn Moore,with his effervescence and -sparkles, thought it quick work if he.added seventy lines to "Lalla . .flookh n in a week, al thciugh living out of the world in his writing box in the Peak, Planche produced lila bur lesques-nt an equally slow rate, thinking ten or a dozen lines a day good work." 'The author of "Caste" and "school" was one of the slowest , ot . Workmen. Even Alban Fonblanque ; often wrote; articles in the Examiner six times be fore he thought them fit to go to pria, and sometimes ten _times over. - Hepworth Dixon, it is said, - wrote his "Two Queens" eighttimes. That exquisite trifle , of Kinglake's, ''Etthen" Was rewritten , five or six times, and kept in his desk almost as long as Wadsworth kept; "The Doe of .Rylstone," and kept like that, to, be ta ken out for Tevision ' and correction almost ev ery day. And that is the way in which good, honest work—work that is to be read tb-mor row, and the day after to-mortow—must be +written. Scotts and Scribes only turn up once in a century. • HOW THE TELEPHONE:OPERATES. As -the telephone, the new invention of Professor A. Graham Bell,is bnt little iunder stood, the following reprint of ,a description and explanation of the instrument mayinot be amiss _ • • The =telephone in its present form Consist Of a pOwerful compound, permanent magnet, to the poles of which are attached ordinary telegraph cells of insulated wire. In front of the poles, surrounded by these coils of svire, is placed a diaphragm of iron. A mouthpiece - to converge the sound upon this diaphragm sub stantially completes the arrangement:: The motion of steel or iron in front of the Poles ot . a magnet creates a current of eleetriCity in coils surrounding the poles of 'the magnet, and the duration of this current of eleCtricity coincides with the duration of the notation of the steel or iron moved or vibrated •in the pro mixity of the magnet. When the human .voice causes the diaphragm to vibrate, electrical nn-• . dulations are induced in the coils environing the magnets precisely analogous to the undula-: tions of the air produced by that voice. These coils are connected with the line wire, which , may he of any length, provided the inaulation be pod. The undulations which are introduc ed in these coils travel through the line wire, and, passing through the coils of an instru ment of precisely similar construction at the distant station, are again resolved . into, tin dniations by the diaphragm of this' instru ment. • JUVENILE DEPRAVITY IN PRANCE. "I do not know,'' says the Paris correspond ent of the London Standard; "whether it is owing to the warm weather or to the influence of those peculialrly progressive ideas which the 'Republican regime is sup Posed to inculeate, but 'an epidemie of Juvenile crtme appeaks to be passing over France, . and Where it will stop there is really no telling. I have already men tioned the case of the boy at Pontoise, who murdered. his father's , servant, a woman of , twenty-three. To-day two. mare specimens of the French rising generation are brought he fore the public. The first is a bOy of fifteen, :living with his parents in the - Temple ctilarter:" Having received a- lecture from 'hui father for misconduct, the youngster swore he Would re venge himself on his family, and he did so a few hours after .bir throwing himself into the canal. 'A bargeman tried to save hini, but tail ' ed, and he was drowned. The : second. case is reported from • the commune of Izieux, in the departilent of the Loire. band of .children were playing , tbgether, when two boys, one aged twelve and the other ten, quarreled. The elder boy suddenly left his playmates went home, took down his father's gun, and return ing to the spot shot his little opponent in the head ; death was instantaneous. The preceel• ous assassin then declared his honor satisfied One of the, comic .psPers propose that these promising boys should be sent to the exhibition Of 1878 as the latest speciMens of French pro gress and civilization." - -- e • - 111!--0" &t St. Joseph, Mo., on New Year's Day, Chl. A. O. Dawes; a well-kuown railroad. 'man, and Samuel L Smith, wholesale druggist met in a 'cigar store, when Mr. Smith playfus, clasped the colonel around . the 'chest and 'lifted him from the floor. in the act the lower extremity of, the 'Coloters spine was dislocittha. and the Whole column more or less Aisturbed. _Ms in. juries Are salmi& .1. ' • - ' . . • , Good • deeds reinain.; ill, things: else VEGETINE PURIFIES THE BLOOD, RENOVATES AND INVIG ORATES- THE WHOLE SRSTEM - ITS MEDICINAL PROPERTIES ARE ALTERATIVE, TONIC. SOLVENT AND DIURETIC. 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It invigorates and strengthens the whole system, acts upon the secretive organs, allays inflame tion, cures ulceration and regulates the bowels'. • For catarrah, dyspepsia, habitual costiveness, pal patation of the heart. Leadache, piles, nervousness and, general prostration of the nervous system; no medicine has given such satisfaction as the VEGETINE. It purifies the blood, cleanses all the °Mans, and possess es a controling power over the nervous system. The remarkable cures effected by VEGETINE have induced many physicians and apothecaries whom we know to prescribe and use it in their own families. In fact, VEGETINE islhe beat remedy yet discover.. ed for , the above diseases,and is the only reliable blood puntier yet placed_be fore the publit. THE BEST EVIDENCE., The iollowie.g letter from E. S. Best. Pas'or of M. E. Church, Natiek Mass., will be rend with interest by many physicians. Also, these ,suffering from the .same disease as afflicted then en of -the Rev, E. S. Best. No persen` can doubt this testimony, 'as there is no• doubt about the curativellowers of VEUETIN it : Relics, Mass., Jan:LIM. Mn. H. R. STEVENS, Dear Sir—We have good reason for regarding your Vegetine a medicine of.the greatest value, We feel assured that it has' been the means of saving oar son's life. He is now. seventeen years of age ; for the last two years he has suffered from necro sis of hisleg, caused .by scrofulous affection, and was so far reduced that nearly all, who saw him thought re covery impossible. A council of physicians could_ giveus but the taintest hope of his ever rallyino , , two of the number declared that he was beyond the reach of human remedies, that even amputation, could not save him as he Irid not vigor enough to endure the opera tion. Just-then we commenced - giving' him Vegetine, and from that time to the present he•has lieen.conotant ly impreving. He has lately resumed his studies. thrown away his crutches and cane, and walks about cheerfully and strong. . . "Though there is still some discharge . from • the open ing where the limb was lanced, we havethehillest eon ildende that. In a little time he will be, perfectly cured. He has taken about three dozen bottles of Vegetine; but lately uses but little. as he declares that he is too well to be taking medicine, • Respectfully Yours, • E. S. BEST. '' MRS. L. C. F. BEST, ALL DISEASES _OF, THE 13L-QOD If Iregetine will felievepain, cleanse, purify all such diseases, restoring the patient to perfect health after, trying different pnyslcluns. many remedies suffering for years, is it not conclusive proof, if yoa• are a suf• ferer, you cat. be cured ? Why is this medicine per forming such great .cures_? It works in the blood, in the eirculatinz fluid. It can truly called the GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER: The great source of disease 'or iginates in the blood ; and no medicine that does not act directly upon it, to purify and renovate, has any just claim upon public atteition. • • RECOMMENDED IT HEARTILY. Mn. STEVENS ': Dear Sir—l have taken fa everal bot tles of your Vegetine, and am convinced it 18 valuable remedy for Dys.pepsia; liidney Complaint, and general debility of the system. I can heartily recommend it to all enffering from the above coniplaints. Yours Respectfaliy, • MR:. ; MONROE PARKER. 389 Atlantic Street. Prepared by H. R. STEVENS, Boston: VEGETINE 19 SOLD BY ALL DR:OppITS. N ENV B. R. LYONS &• CO. Have opened a, store In BeiRCHARDNILLE. DRY GOODS) TRUNKS & SATCHELS; • PAPER. HANGINGS, FLOUR & SALT, t r RUBBERS, and'moot kinds of goods that are wanted., ; - ; Dr. Jayne's Family Medicines, Jac. All are invited to call and see how :wel they ,can do, .by buYieg.. of •J. WESLEY HUBBARD. Birchardville, Pa..pec. 20, 1870tf. 0 1, TLY 25 CENTS A POUND I THAT 71p1117K FINE :TEA. Another . ' lot,:jiist,,opene,..-:!,,Also;-:,cliOlc0 FINE CUT TOBACCO , Dried Berries, Dates, Figs,' Prunes (12 lb for one dollar), Currants, Raisins,. . .' (new,only one shilling a pouna,) - Oranges, ➢ Lemons, Canned Goods, Chocolate,. AI . kethrepta,, Brom - a,. . lots of other goods :ae very' lOes W • • priceolor read3r payxo Tpok. LYONS 4% DRAKE. Atontrosii„ , Marci 1877w44, Semi BOSTON. Feb. 7,1870. GROCERIES, HARDWARE, BOOTS & SHOES, ,*pon:n"d'st4i4o: - 'cini.i. DRY GOODS AND ' CLOTHING. ^._• • , . i 1 , . Successor to CATTTE . NBUitG, 40SENBAUM & C 0.,. will keep dap and conduct the business at the old stung as heretofore, keeping full lines of Dry Goods' ? both ~ Foreign and Domestic, Fancy Goods, Notions, hilillnery Goods, . , , Carpets,'Oil Cloths &c., &c. .. , ' ' . . - • • READY MADE CLOTHING FOR MEN, BOYS fr, CHILDREN, Gentlemen's Furnishing Goods,'Hats and - Capa,,Trunke, Satchels &l,' Cloths, Cassimers , _ Suitings, for' . Measurestaken and Garments made to Order as 'heretofoie. • . I Thanking the public for -past liberal favors, he hopes by . - strict attention' to the wants of trade, to retain the patronage and , confidence .of the .publie - &weed in hinyas managing partner of the former firm. Retaining all farmer business advantages, he hopes to be able to please ane. satisfy ' the public in. the future. v * - DL. S. DESIAVEits Moittr.One, 877. 4 ‘ ADVERTISE PACTS 'TO StrdCEEDY' • • DRY GOODS, CLOTHING, . BOOTS AND.,Sh OES,• HATS AND 4 1 APS, ,, 140TIONS, &C, _ . .qgct;:' : '--I. 4 :...L:,z'g,N:ggiws Gioa,'.. Bend, ~. Pa. . , . . We buy for CASH Only—and' take advantage of, the -marketc. whenever it • 'can be done—elther in large or small lots. Our whole store is . fill .with BAR GAIZITS because we always „slitit them, and have first opportunity fo secure such. NEW GOODS EVERY DAY. itariliriceaLo . wer than at any Binghamton Store: "lJnderitand we do nit say as LOW but ;LESS" "WE MEAN WHAT WE •SAY.'t :I,l:rfck '..q10471, Great Bend; - F. ;Nov:' 29, 1876. WE ..A RE SEIIALINp . , OVERCOATS, 1* ALL, STYLES, BUSINESS SUITS, FINE [DIAGONAL, (Dreis Suits,j , -DRESS GOODS, pADIEs , CLOAKS, MEN'S . • TAND ;BOYS' BOOTS AND SHOES; of all kind 4 4 'LADIES, MISSES AND CHILDREN'S II FINE and COARSE SHOES, ; 1 -RUBBER BOOTS , • • SHOES of all kinds, MEN'S and BOYS' HATS 'and CAPS, • w BUFFALO. . ROBES, LAP ROBES, HORSE BLANKETS, At bottom . prices, f.‘Bingbaniton not excepted." • Nov. 8,1876. WHOLESALE DEALER IN • BRONZE LAMPS, I OPAL LAMPS, •ALL GLASS LAMPS HAND LAMPS BURNERS, WICKS,- SHADES, -SHADE HOLDERS, : &c., 1 . • .HOLDERS, :.&c. , I :EVERY - -:STYl4:::o.l?..'.';':flitNl j AN#-.f.ONON .•:MBINEYSE TX . 1. 4!=3:1 N7GrA.NiZI. Price" a Guaranteed as Lbw as any Hodas in Southern /Veto Teri: Addiress by *tail trnicimptly-Atieitided-sto. BEST 5011-PRINTING We are Continually , adding new material to our office and with our , Large Stook of JOB TYPE' and POUR PrintingProsags wo.Dofy Oompetition Both in Price Plain 'Black or Colore&Werk. CH B OICEFRIIIT AND VFf ETA- TUE READ OE NAVIGATION, PEACHES, ORANGES, LEMONS; PEARS, - PINE : , APPLES, PLUM% QUINCES, : ONIONS, 2 1 01114. TOES APPLES CAB BA GES; ',BANANAS,: . 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