MONTROSE, PA., MARCH 28,1877. Weary. 84 Weary Weary, so weary ; oh, weary of tears ; • - Weary of 'heartaches, and weary of fears:, Weary of moaning and weary of pain ; • Weary, so weary, of hoping in yain. Weary, so weary ot the burdens Of life ; Weary of toiling and weary of strife.; Weary of parting and weary of night . Weary, so weary, and longing forlight. Weary, so weary, of waiting alone ; Weary of asking—receiving a'stone ; Weary of watching--weary of jeers Wearyoio weary,ot taunts and of sneers. Weary, so weary—but sometime rat, ,Dreamlessly sleeping, Lands crossed on my breast, No more to sorrow, no more to'weep:; Only to lie down and quietly sleep. , • EDUCATING A WIFE. BX CLARENCE, HAMMOND. "YOU don't say so ?" exclaimed • Char. Isley Lovell.. "Yes, Charley, I am going to turn Ben edict;', said Henry • Efooper. "The im portant 'question has been popped." • "Poor fellow ! I pit—no, no, I don't mean that. 1 congratulate , you." "Charley, you're an unbeliever. You doriq believe in domestic bliss. 1.,d0; perfect happiness is only to be found, in . . . my opinion, in wedded life." "But Ido believe In domestic bliss. I Only object to being woke hp in the mid dld of. the night, and having to—" Here Mr. Charles Lovell went through the motion of dandling a baby. "Catch er;catcher, catcher." "Charley, you're incorrigible --take a cigar." - "Thank you! But .who is the lady that is to be metamophosed iuto Mrs. Hoover. ?" ' "Guess." "0, it's impossible for me to guess. I haven't seen you pay very particular at tention to any woman.- So I presume it's some one I don't know." "You know her well enough ; it's Miss Trevor." "What! Jessie Trevor?" "And why not Jessie Trevor " asked Mr. Hooper, carefully knocking a lump of coal out of . the fire with the toe of his boot. '"0, I don't object," replied Charley Lovell. "Only it appears strange' that you should marry her." "And • why strange?" asked Hooper; ' slightly frowning. 4 -Because, how often have you said that you 'would never marry a girl who could not get along without a servant if 'neces sary.? How often have you told me that YOU would never call a woman wife who could not make her !awn bread, and didn't thoroughly understand little culinary •ar• rangements ?" "True," 'said Hooper, gently piffling his cigar, and'sending the smoke through his nose. ' , How often have you told me that rib woman• should call you husband who pre ferred promenading the avenue to sew ing her father's or brother's blittons on. "True," said Hooper again. "And yet you are going to marry , 'Jessie Trevor, who dont know the differ encb netweon a leg of beef and a leg of mutton—who has, be sworn, never .'sewed 'a button on in her life, and isquite abroad with regard to hemstitching and herring boning." • `True, but I'll teach her." "Teach her—how ?" • Hooper didn't reply, but quietly pulred i away at his segar. "What you have just now said,Char.ey, is, the main, true, said Hooper, look ing steadfastly at the fire. "B„ut Jes me is '.a good, kind, affectionato girl, and I love her for her innocence. She is a spoiled child I_ admit, and, as Sou say, quite ignorant of housekeeping. That is not her, fault; I am sure she will giadly - learn—anyway, I will endeavor to teach . "How ?" asked Lovell. "That t - cannot explain to you. But, l Charlie I want; you to do me a favor." "'ghat is it ?" "Auything that I may do, during . the. next six or :twelve months, don't be sur prised at." "That's rather a difficult thing to promise,"safd Lovell, smiling: "What I mean is; don't express sur prise to anybody. Seep it to yourself." "Most willingly. Come, let us go and . have - some 'supper, I'm as hungry aea Itinter," * * ' * * ,t• Ih the parlor of a house situated, in Thirty-third street sat a young girl :•in- Jently reading. She was just dropping a tear over the heroine's troubles, When the sertent. entered, and annotlnced:"Miss . t i ..e"0, Annie dear, how` glad[l am to see 'yen," said the young lady, marling for . ward.to meet her and kissing her. •, Jessie, I've come to have quite a long ‘ "That's ,right. Come up stairs and take off your things." . "The :young ladies went up stairs. Of course it wou'dii 't be. polite for .:us to fol k w them there. After a short absence they returned to the parlor._ "And sP,' Jessie, you are' ebing to get ,':iriarried. 'Whole to be the happy man ?" , ' . : The reader has no , doubt, by this time, found out that the Young, ,lady who was :':reading. , Jessie- - Treyor the bride of Mr... Henry, Hooper.. r.440p0-49,,youf.know, ?" have ,met im 7 -is ;he, 09447 "I don't know. I am afraid he is not eo rich as Pa would wish, but then I loge him so dearly that Pa couldn't refuse." said Jessie i blushing at the acknowledge how beautiful she looked !-- Hooper, you're a lucky dog! "Begulir love in a cottaze, - is %Jessie ?" "Yes, Annie. I have bribed the ook, and she is teaching . rrie to make custards —Henry dearly likes custards." "Won't he be able to keep a.iervant ?" aBked Miss Lockitt, in suprise. "0, yes,.but only one, you know, and she won't be able to do everything, so I shall have to help a little." • ."If he can't acford to keep servants, why don't you board ?" "Oh, Henry don't like boarding, and I am sure I shouldn't. Besides; it will be so much pleasure in getting Henry's din ner ready?' ~ "Jessie, yOu're a- good girl Bless you!" Mies Lockitt looked as if getting any body's dinner ready was anything but a pleasure. . The'servant entered .to tell. Miss Tre vor that dinner was ready, and also that Mr. Trevor had come home. "Come, Annie, let us go andlaye din; nen" ' Miss Lockitt looked down at her dress. "01 there's nobody ,there," said Jessie, "at least, when I say nobody, I mean only pa and ma." The young ladies left the room, with an arm encircling- the other's waist. * * There are. fine goings on in Thirty.`l third street. That parAculai house has been in a violent state of excitement all . day. Men with white caps, and striped muslin jackets, haye been carrying queer-look ing square-shaped boxes in, and.out all day. .People in the opposite house have been watching with the most intense in terest all day. One old lady, in the house next door, has caught a violent cold, and will be obliged to put her feet in warm water, and tallow her nose, by continually putting her head out of the window every time she heard a fresh ring. • Why all this commotion ? you ask. Listen. It is the wedding-night of Hen ry Hooper and Jessie Trevor. Jessie Trevor never looked lovelier. She was dressed in plain white, and had t simple camelia in her hair, as - a head dress. Henry . Hooper was pale and calm. Mr. and Mrs. Trevor were all smiles. Misp 'Annie Lockitt was composed and was doing a little flirtation with a ybung lawyer, with the View of making him undergo the same ceremony ` The minister arrived at last. The bride, ' bride-groom and bridesmaids were arranged around him. The look ers-on tried to look as &mire and happy. as possible, but. they failed' miserably, and looked as if they were in the lowest state of despondency. Jessie turned pale, acid trembling just a little. Annie whispered wopis of en couragement, and handed het her vin •aigretts to smell. Hooper's heart. was going along at a tremendous pace, but he 'bore up manfully, and made a melancholy joke to Charles - "Will you take this woman to be your wedded wife ?", "I will." "Will you take this man to be your wed ded husband ?" "I will." Thee ceremony, was soon over, and Henry Hooper and Jessie . Trevor were made one, "till death do them part.". Charley Lovell was the first to salute the bride, and to addre;si _her, as Mrs. Hooper,' whereupon she blushed exceed ingly. , The usual sperh was made. The bride's health was drank with enthrt• Bias'''. Hooper returned thanks, and then departed with his wife to his house in Brooklyn. " , When all the guests had gone, Mrs. Trever sat down and had 'a good cry, not because her daughter was married, for she knew that would happen , sooner or later. But, if her daughter should be. unhappy, as a poor man's wife; So she knelt down and prayed to. Him for litx daughter's_ happiness, * * * AYeir had. elapsed. .ln a house in Brooklyn; a lady and gentleman . were sitting down to dinner. They were Mr. and Mrs. Hooper. "Well, Jessie„ you really are a most superb cook," said Hooper. "Isionsense, dear, but I'm glad you like it," said Jessie, "Like it l" said Hooper, laughing. "Why, such .a dinner is enough to,ternpt an anchorite on a fast: day." , "Will you take some pudding, dear ?" asked Jessie. • !Willi take - some ptidding?: , --tihat a question. Of course I will, , for there,is not a . _woman in America who can heat you hi making. puddings, Jetune. By the way, how is your friend Muss Luekitt ; haven't seen her for some time." "Neither have 1," said Jessie, laugh ing, "she thought: making puddings wasn't genteel, so she left off calling." : ."Umph ! you see, Jessie, what. you nave -got by marrying a poor man," said Hooper, sadly. • Yes. I have got happiness and a hus band that- loves me dearly," said Jessie, running and kissing'him? They were a charmed pair!. "Dinner was finished at last. "The . ieriani-girl cleared away, the things. Jessie got the work-box, and sat down - to sew.. - - - "You aronot going : Ivo& dear, are you ?" asked Rooper. . . "I shan't be' long; hive' only thqse stoCkings.to mend, - and ',these shirts_ a t buttons 9n," Jps!aie sent. her to p ~,~;~, ',:.~:., IME needle nimbly through the work. "Do you know, Jessie, it's Yotir birth day next week?" ' _ "Yes." -..• :"As you_have been such a good - little wife,l it:tend to make you a present?' wfhar is it to be "That I musn't tell." "Come Harry, tell me what it is ; Yvon% you'?" and: Jessie laid her head lovingly upon his shoulder: - - "Coaxer," said Harry, pinching her. cheek, "wait and.see." " ".'Many happy returns of the day, Jes sie," said Hooper, on the morning of the anniversary of her birthdaY. "After breakfast you must put .on your bonnet ands oldie with me to New York, for I want to make you the present that I promised you." So after - ,their niatutinal meal they started for. New York. • • They took a stage - to Thirty-fourth street and Fifth avenue, where they alighted. "And where 'is this present?" asked Jesasie, laughingly. . "Impatience," replied llooper. "wait a. short time and von shall see; I wish to 'a make call here and, introduce you, my dear," and Hooper ascended: the steps of a fine, noble-looking house 'and rang the bell. - The door was immediately opened. The Servant bovied on seeing liooper, and led the waylo the drawing-roOm. "What a magnificent house !" whisper ed, Jenie. "Very, and I want to Make you ac quainted ,with the master," replied lioop I "What is . his nanie?" S. ."You shall know soon." • They sat some time in silence. Are you quite 'prepared to make his ac. quaintance, Jessie!' "Quite." "Then allow me to _introduce hire," and Hooper bowed before ber g "Why,. what do you mean, Harry ?" "I mean that I am master of this hoase, and this is your birthday pres ent." ' . "You're joking,. Harry," said Jessie. No, there was no joke about it, Harry Hooper was the proprietor of that house, and all.it contained. "And why, Harry, did you not come here when we were' first married ?" "I will tell you, dearest. Simply, that you might learn ,the art of making pud dings, and sewing .on buttons." Nonsense ! come telt me." "Yon will not be angry ?" "Angry ?" No. "Well, then, I wished" to Show the world that ail happiness was not found at the opera, at balls, at watering-places, or in shopping.. But that • good wife could find some happiness and comfort in her own home, be it ever so humble." "Heaven bless you for the lesson you have taught me,". said. Jessie. Mr. and Mrs. Hooper , soon took up their abode permanently in Jessie's birth day present. When Miss Lockitt found they had such a nice house, she tried to effect a reconciliation but they ga'e her the cold shoulder and she has not troubled them since. Jessie and Harry are as happy, aye, as happy as when they were living in their house in Brooklyn—and that's paying a , great deal. One thing more I have to tell you, Charles Lovell is about to standgod father to a little. Jessie Hooper.- _ A NEW STOCK 9111 ri4ClC37l3.e3r a 3r, pet received and for sale by ITPERFENE F L IT-R. H. J. WEBB. For sale by LSO, ALL KINDS' OF • GROCERIES, At the storeof . P'riekish Coz-stmages, For sale by Montrose. Aurill.lBis. VALUABLE ' - '.REAL ESTATE FOR SALE. The understood -offers, Amon reneeoible te r ns, Saoo farm m AUBURN TOWNSHIP, , about 13( miles from the 4 corner., containing 150 acres, with good buildings and orchar upon , it and nil improved. - For particulars enquire of _ • - _ • • LYMAN BLABESLB, • .f Poster. Susquehanna County, Pa. - • ^ ' B. LINABERRY Aubbrni4 Corners. Susquehanna County; Pa. Assignees of Jas. D. Linaberry. Jan.lo, 18Titf. F J:DONLEY • PUBNISiI.II4O UNDERn . .1 KIER .• - BINGHAMTON, N. The latest Improved Coffi ns and Casketson band. Hearse to order. 'Shrouds, etc. april 19,16. W. CLARK, PRACTIC,A.L 1421- CRINIST AND GUN SMITH. Das located on Public Avenue, (basement of B. C. Sayre's store bandit's) where he is prepared to do all kinds, of Gan Smithing, Sewing Machine repairing. Saw Fiiin;: Loak repairing and all 'eta mechanical jobs on short notice, and on as reasonable terms as can be done elsewhere. All work warranted. Orders by mail prmaptlY attended to. Yottr patrons ze is solicited, and satisfact:on gn.amnteed. J. W. CLARK, ntrose. Ann. 9,lB7titft ' VALUABLE FARM FOR SALE. :.11 The subscriber offers his farm for sale, in Sit- ver Lake; containing 200 acres. and as One, n dairy or stock fames ,there is in the county—ausurpassed in fertility and prodnetiVeness of soil either for grain or grass. 'Good buildings nnd fine fruit. Can or:Lorna. dress H. H. SKINNER or 'Tan. 11,-3-am WEBB. J.' WEBB. w;. ,a, COOPliiii - onrctee, Pa. BILLINGS ST.110111), GE.YERAZ ME, Taft ASV ACCIDENT I:NSIJANC'i,R:I .I :f: . A,G.E,NZ TkiCc.sa.tiriegc••3Pa , . Gapita 1;-1(toprepeniod,•$40p,000poo: Fire Association of Phil., Capital & Mode, $ 3,500,01 X Insurance Co. of N. A.., Phil., " 6 ' 5,000.000 Pennsylvinia Fire,. Phil., " " 1,100,000 Ins. Co.of the State of Ponnayl - vaula, Phila. Pa. .' Lycoming of. Man ncy, Pa. " Lancaster of Lancaster, " Newtcin of Newton, " Home Ina. Co.,N. Y., " National " " . Cowmercial Fire " Fairfield Fire Las. Co. South Norwalk, Conn. '• •` Atlas -- " Royal Canadian, of Montreal, Canada, - • " Liverpool, London & Globe, , of Liverpool Eng., , •' Providence Washiegton, : of • Providence, R. 1., Traderns. Co. Camden, N, 6 Patterson Fire Ins Co. Patter son, N. J. • " " Conn:NitwitLitelr.siCo'.i Armpits' . $40,000,000. American Lite .. Plu!'a:._ `• _ 15*00,000 ACCIDENT. • , - Travelers Ins. Co., Hart., Cipital and Embus $3.000,000 Railway Passengers t ' , ". -$500,000 Theanderelgnedliasbeen welknowninthiscOUZlty,foT thepast24ryears, as an Inintrance Agent: Losses sus tained by hie Compainies mire alwayebeen promPtli paid, - • EV - Office up stairs, in building- east flop Banking Office of Wm. 11. Cooper &Co., Turnpike street. BILLINGS STROMII,Agett. CHARLES 11. SMITH. I 'office managers. AMOS NICHOLS, Montrose. Jan. 5, 1816: NEW ARRANGEMENT ; The Pool)lois Ix Moro, I. N. BULLARD, PROPRIETOR. R. KEN YON .Draggist & Apothecary. PATENT MEDICINE EMPORIUM The undersigned would respectfullyannounce to 'all the people everywhere, that to his already extensiv stock and variety oi Merchandise in the Grocery, Pro. vision,and Hardware:line. - He has added a vcry choice assortment of PURE DRUGS, PATENT MEDICINES, BRUSHES, PER FUMERY, &c.. which be flatters himself be can assure the public they will find it to their advantage to exam= Inc before purchasing elsewhere. To all Physicians in this section of the county he would respectfully an nounce that he has secured the services of R. Kenyon. as Druggist and Apothecary, whose long experience and acknowledged care and ability, entitle him to.your en tire confidence in the line of compounding medicines or preparing prescri ptions,and who womd also esteem it an especial favor to receive calls from any of his old "ustomers or new ones. Will make the Prtent Medi- Anna specialty. Also Domestic and Foreign .Mineral Waters—an extensive stock. Also fine Groceries.= LEIBId'S EXTRACT OF BEEF, TAM SALMON PICKLED & CANNED CLAMS.• LOBSTERS, PEAS. CORN. BEANS. OYSTERS, &0., &o. in fact, anythng and everything that is ordinarily need ed, Respectfully -soliciting a call, remain • L I. Dr. BULLARD. Powder! Powder! Powder: Blasting, Rifio and Shot Powder, Shot, Lead, Gun Tubes, Caps, Pouches, Flasks, Fuse, the., &c., &c.. for salety I. N. BULLARD, Montrose. Sept. 9. 1874—tf.• FT4 Obi t V sei ;I[ol=4 PLANING MILL LUMBER,. YARD_! In order to better accommodate the community.the undersigned • has established a depot for the-sale 01 Lumber Manufactured at hit newiy-erectedbuildingon the:Oldlieelcr tannery Bite, in the HEART TOWN where - will be kept constantly on blind. A full stock 0 WHITE AND YELLOW 'PINE, HEMLOK, OAK, ASH, MAPLE AND - BLACK WALNUT- LUMBER, 4:1 0 ) which.with the aid of e most improved macbiney and t competent workmen:l reparedto work intoany hhape to meet the wants of ' stonier& • 1 WELL SEASONED LUMBER; INCLATITING SIDING FLOORING, CEILING. SHINGLE AND .- LATH' CONSTANTLY ON RAND. Planing, .Matching,'. Mouldings, and Scroll Sawing done to order. , • WAGON, CARRIAGES & SLEIGH, maigurAcTonv in connection with the above 'establishment. under the management of Kr. R. lL elsewh ere. amine our work before leaving your orders Repairing. don e promptly. A. LATHROP; Ildontrotie - . Septenibel 29tb, 1875: C o R. lIPTEGROVR Wishes to 11/term the public ih t at he has made such a REDUCTION IN ON WORK, as to *met the pressure of .ZL rt %I lUt'3lll MEN'S Rine Roofs and Shoes 111 less pct pair; and repairing in the same ratio. - , 7 ***This only guarnutoed for mousy` , 7.? iurrEGßovg. Feb /44071 ft , f Ao • v , - "kt. .400,00 U " 150.000 af , 6,000,000 aa 460,000 4- 460,000 925,000 4 4 500,000 • 31,000,000 4. noo i ooo 970,000 LTE. .8. LANGDON, Solicitor. P .'"`• MONEY TALKS! Theseare prices (not the customs,) but other dealers who find fault because it spoils th e f t profits. They assert that I cannot sell goods at prim named. these prices are not fora:bait, but are gr im y, nine and will be fulfilled in every particular. Call sti syourselves. MONEY SAVED IS MONEY • EARNED! WEBSTER The Clothier's PRIOR r For FALL ,& WINTER 18764, Good heavy business suits $ IN Diagonal silk mixed suits . Heavy cassimere suits ---- -.; _____________ S ip 1:0380) Basket worsted sui's -- _ - -- - -10 4 Yincy plaid cassimere - alts English Diagonal suits --- - - --- - -- - ---- 170) French basket suits - ----17 p) All wool Broad cloth coats. Heavy cheeps gray overcoats , -- 44 Chinchilla overcoats ----- - -- - - -- -_ _ 74 Fur. Beaver overcoats - - - • - - ---- - lu 51 Fine diagonal overcoats' - -.-------- 11( Union Beaver overcoat - 7 French Beaver overcoats - - ----- - • 11 . Boys' Clothing-3 to 10 years. Heavy mixed school suits , ---- - _ Cassimere suits ----- - - - - , . Diagonal and basket suits .. Stout overcoats -- - ---- -- - - . -- - .. Cape and ulster overcoats - - .. Boys' Clothing-9 to 15 years. Heavy mixed school snits - , Heavy cassimere suits - - - -..-- -, - - - - g . Diagonal and basket suite - —--.- - 7 -Heavy every-day overcoats ------ _. .. • Chinchilla overcoats ... - .. . .., • - . . . Beaver and Fur Beaver overcoats • Cape and Ulster overcoats - - - - ' - - - • I. Youths' Clothing 16 years to men's size; Good undershirt or drawers - .1 • Good knit ,lickets - - - - - - . . - - Good Wool shirts - - -, . . . Good- cotton socks - -' - - - - Cloth covered folded end collars - - - - - • And all other goods in proportion. • WEBS i ne' highest _price paid for prime butter g TEWB. 4 100,000 6,000,000 340,000 Sept. 20,1876. SCHOOL OF BUSINESS. Every Young Man desirous of a good practical nese education should attend the Thorough Instructions in Book Keeping, Boum Arithmetic, Telegraphy. 43, LADIES DEPARTMENT TOD MS C - .IEIL AL 'JP MC • Circulars containing terms and full particulars had at the College. or sent by mail. - Address 8..11. LOS)EB, Pend* Feb. 91, 1517. Btt MUSIC BOOKS. - Each book may be safely received is among the best.* THE 'SALUTATION. (1.38; 112 per doz.) By L. 0. Emerson. Fire Church Music Book. (75 cts ; $7.50 p'r doz.) By L. 0. Blouson. Class Singing School Book. WORLD OF SONG, ($2.508ds ;$3 Cl; $4 Gilt.) 11n - rivaled Coll o; Songs. • GEMS OF THE DANCE. ($2.50 Bds ; $3 Cl ; $4 Gilt.) The most Brilliant Music. PERKINS' ANTHEM BOOK. ($150; $13.50 per doz.) An easy Anthem for Sunday in the year. . . PERKINS' GLEE & .CHORUS :130 Superb Collection. $1.25; $l2 per doz. MALE VOICE GLEE BOOK. v. Perkins. Brief.New,4lrited Glees in aba EMERSON'S CHORUS BOOK $1.25; $l2 per dot. The Best Sacred and ° Choruses. i t Either book mailed, port-free, for Retail Prjet OLIVER DITSON & CO., BOSTON. C. H. Ditsoli & Co., , • • J. E. Ditlloil & Co. 711 Br adway,• Bneceesore to Lee R a i • 'New York. , Phila. TARBELL HOUSE, E4B Montrose, Jan BINGHAMTON BOOK BINDERY P. A. HOPS INS ez SONS, PEOR No. 4t Omit Street, id FlOor, Binghamton,N. AM STYLES OF BINDING AND, BLANK BOLK ItIANUFACI"J AT REASONABLE PRICES. Bingitamton,May ilk 18761-4-1 - trxiclertitim.lxx The tindPssign - • ' 3 " . " I `' x edwil Und•trtaking a In their but AN needing their services will be promptlyel to. Satisfaction guaranteed. P. B.llATrii 6 ' Priendsville. Ps.. April. , 7.2575. TTEW LOT OF CALLING CAED, 14 AT THIS OFFICE. A worts 12 Elegant Olt Chrninog, ben' 11. framed sent, by mail for $l. Sell st sett, NAT. 0111t0210 CU. Pnfladelphis. THA'TI-I,URT C. H. wirisTaß, 82 and 84 Court Street. Bizighuutton, 's, MONTROSE BUSINESS COLLEGE. -OF NOW OPEN. THE EONORE. 1419NTROSE, PA. Bauchi -I & Co. A.LCOTTS WATER-'% A.warded the.Coateunial: Tho most practical, simple, teetlve. Its superior adval partial gate is universally au edged. Address. O. ALCOTT SO: Mfrs, of Wheels -as Mill Mad liouut Rout, ?kJ. mardaptutirg rigtiv I==ll=l ...`; ~~; ".2.